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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: March 31, 2016 05:02AM
Hi all! 5 am guy checking in here. 5 am guy had a strange experience yesterday. 5 am guy went to micro center to buy a cheap little chromebook for travel use. 5 am guy went into the mens room there to have a nice wizz. There was someone on the stall who was having a bowel movement. The sounds and smells were unlike anything 5 am guy has experienced in all his life. 5 am guy is pretty sure the man in the stall was of middle eastern descent. The sounds were a mixture of a diesel truck using engine brakes with some sort of Arabic prayer in the background. The smells can only be described as that of a neglected porta-john in the hot summer sun sprinkled with curry. 5am guy was forced to flee the store without making his purchace. 5 am guy will make another attempt to buy his chromebook on Saturday.
5 am guy wishes all the brown buddies here a wonderful day.
5 am guy wishes all the brown buddies here a wonderful day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2016 08:42AM
That's awful 5am, definitely a dot head or goat fucking individual.
The stench must have been bad. Do you still have nose hairs?
The stench must have been bad. Do you still have nose hairs?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: March 31, 2016 08:59AM
Morning BiBs! Had a #5#2 today before my morning cup of coffee. Not ideal, but considering what others go through I'm certainly not complaining.
Here's to peaceful dumping for all the sufferers.
Here's to peaceful dumping for all the sufferers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2016 09:07AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Morning BiBs! Had a #5#2 today before my morning
> cup of coffee. Not ideal, but considering what
> others go through I'm certainly not complaining.
>
> Here's to peaceful dumping for all the sufferers.
Not ideal but yes much better than dropping a Suzuki.
Good morning deadly!
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> Morning BiBs! Had a #5#2 today before my morning
> cup of coffee. Not ideal, but considering what
> others go through I'm certainly not complaining.
>
> Here's to peaceful dumping for all the sufferers.
Not ideal but yes much better than dropping a Suzuki.
Good morning deadly!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2016 10:59AM
I literally just dropped off a washing machine shit in my groan throne.
Not even the Maytag guy could fix this. The smell and size would be overwhelming. There's no amount of money that can take care of this.
I wish I could have just one #4 #2. My sister Matilda will help me walk, as we are scheduled to get lite fare at a restaurant. Hopefully my colon is completely cleaned, and I will be sure to ask the slant eyed waiter if the items are bowel friendly.
Not even the Maytag guy could fix this. The smell and size would be overwhelming. There's no amount of money that can take care of this.
I wish I could have just one #4 #2. My sister Matilda will help me walk, as we are scheduled to get lite fare at a restaurant. Hopefully my colon is completely cleaned, and I will be sure to ask the slant eyed waiter if the items are bowel friendly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: March 31, 2016 11:14AM
Greetings, fellows. I thought I had my own bowel issues at bay until recently. My sphincter flared up like a bowl of red hot walnuts to the point that I could hardly walk straight. While applying a dose of Preperation H, I felt a bump just inside my bunghole. I'm afraid it's getting to the point where I might have to go see an ass doctor. Has anyone else been to one? Is it embarassing?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2016 11:29AM
Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> Greetings, fellows. I thought I had my own bowel
> issues at bay until recently. My sphincter flared
> up like a bowl of red hot walnuts to the point
> that I could hardly walk straight. While applying
> a dose of Preperation H, I felt a bump just inside
> my bunghole. I'm afraid it's getting to the point
> where I might have to go see an ass doctor. Has
> anyone else been to one? Is it embarassing?
Ass doctors are vicious sadistic monsters, vile members of society who will sodomize your rectum and wallet.
My guess is you have piles, roids whatever you want to call it.
Are your droppings large in size?
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> Greetings, fellows. I thought I had my own bowel
> issues at bay until recently. My sphincter flared
> up like a bowl of red hot walnuts to the point
> that I could hardly walk straight. While applying
> a dose of Preperation H, I felt a bump just inside
> my bunghole. I'm afraid it's getting to the point
> where I might have to go see an ass doctor. Has
> anyone else been to one? Is it embarassing?
Ass doctors are vicious sadistic monsters, vile members of society who will sodomize your rectum and wallet.
My guess is you have piles, roids whatever you want to call it.
Are your droppings large in size?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: March 31, 2016 11:53AM
Thanks for your response, Brown. My dumps are usually very mushy. Like passing hot peanut butter mixed with oatmeal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2016 12:08PM
Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> Thanks for your response, Brown. My dumps are
> usually very mushy. Like passing hot peanut butter
> mixed with oatmeal.
You aren't alone hard wiper, and feel free to share your bowel woes with us. We are the brown brigade, brothers in bowel, and here's a Bristol StoolGuide to help out.
Feel free to share anything bowel related, because we are in this shit together.
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> Thanks for your response, Brown. My dumps are
> usually very mushy. Like passing hot peanut butter
> mixed with oatmeal.
You aren't alone hard wiper, and feel free to share your bowel woes with us. We are the brown brigade, brothers in bowel, and here's a Bristol StoolGuide to help out.
Feel free to share anything bowel related, because we are in this shit together.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2016 01:39PM
Thanks for the pic Brown!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: March 31, 2016 01:43PM
The chart left one out..the ones that I purge 3 times a month...size of a Range Rover and dry as sand.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2016 02:03PM
As I predicted, a third world gook served Matilda and I at the Olive Garden.
My gut screamed out get the lasagna, but against all forces of human anatomy, my brain chose the salad. Usually it is actually your gut that chooses what you'll eat. Don't believe me? Look the shit up, as it's true.
Anyhow, you are quite welcome diced, and BEH like you, objects such as cars or even an occasional aircraft carrier are unfortunate distinctive possibilities.
Matilda wisely chose a salad also, and I hope her bowels are okay. If not my house will be filled with screams as she drops a rather large load.
My gut screamed out get the lasagna, but against all forces of human anatomy, my brain chose the salad. Usually it is actually your gut that chooses what you'll eat. Don't believe me? Look the shit up, as it's true.
Anyhow, you are quite welcome diced, and BEH like you, objects such as cars or even an occasional aircraft carrier are unfortunate distinctive possibilities.
Matilda wisely chose a salad also, and I hope her bowels are okay. If not my house will be filled with screams as she drops a rather large load.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 31, 2016 02:08PM
I was able to drop a bowl clogger this afternoon for some reason the bathroom exaust fans are not running here in the office building and the stench was rather strong. I sent a email to our building engineer to alert him. His response was that I of all people would be the first to notice this. He went on to say that a motor has failed and a new one is on its way. He goes on to mention that since the fire sprinklers in the parking garage are being replaced he had a couple portable toilets brought in for the sprinkler contractors men and that I should feel free to use the one next to the dumpster.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2016 02:14PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> I was able to drop a bowl clogger this afternoon
> for some reason the bathroom exaust fans are not
> running here in the office building and the stench
> was rather strong. I sent a email to our building
> engineer to alert him. His response was that I of
> all people would be the first to notice this. He
> went on to say that a motor has failed and a new
> one is on its way. He goes on to mention that
> since the fire sprinklers in the parking garage
> are being replaced he had a couple portable
> toilets brought in for the sprinkler contractors
> men and that I should feel free to use the one
> next to the dumpster.
Let me guess, the building engineer is a bottom feeding third world asshole.
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> I was able to drop a bowl clogger this afternoon
> for some reason the bathroom exaust fans are not
> running here in the office building and the stench
> was rather strong. I sent a email to our building
> engineer to alert him. His response was that I of
> all people would be the first to notice this. He
> went on to say that a motor has failed and a new
> one is on its way. He goes on to mention that
> since the fire sprinklers in the parking garage
> are being replaced he had a couple portable
> toilets brought in for the sprinkler contractors
> men and that I should feel free to use the one
> next to the dumpster.
Let me guess, the building engineer is a bottom feeding third world asshole.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: March 31, 2016 04:01PM
Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> Greetings, fellows. I thought I had my own bowel
> issues at bay until recently. My sphincter flared
> up like a bowl of red hot walnuts to the point
> that I could hardly walk straight. While applying
> a dose of Preperation H, I felt a bump just inside
> my bunghole. I'm afraid it's getting to the point
> where I might have to go see an ass doctor. Has
> anyone else been to one? Is it embarassing?
That could be a sign of cancer, among other health concerns. Make an appointment with a board certified GI quick.
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> Greetings, fellows. I thought I had my own bowel
> issues at bay until recently. My sphincter flared
> up like a bowl of red hot walnuts to the point
> that I could hardly walk straight. While applying
> a dose of Preperation H, I felt a bump just inside
> my bunghole. I'm afraid it's getting to the point
> where I might have to go see an ass doctor. Has
> anyone else been to one? Is it embarassing?
That could be a sign of cancer, among other health concerns. Make an appointment with a board certified GI quick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2016 05:31PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Hard Wiper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Greetings, fellows. I thought I had my own
> bowel
> > issues at bay until recently. My sphincter
> flared
> > up like a bowl of red hot walnuts to the point
> > that I could hardly walk straight. While
> applying
> > a dose of Preperation H, I felt a bump just
> inside
> > my bunghole. I'm afraid it's getting to the
> point
> > where I might have to go see an ass doctor. Has
> > anyone else been to one? Is it embarassing?
>
>
> That could be a sign of cancer, among other health
> concerns. Make an appointment with a board
> certified GI quick.
Don't let anon dick lie to you.
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> Hard Wiper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Greetings, fellows. I thought I had my own
> bowel
> > issues at bay until recently. My sphincter
> flared
> > up like a bowl of red hot walnuts to the point
> > that I could hardly walk straight. While
> applying
> > a dose of Preperation H, I felt a bump just
> inside
> > my bunghole. I'm afraid it's getting to the
> point
> > where I might have to go see an ass doctor. Has
> > anyone else been to one? Is it embarassing?
>
>
> That could be a sign of cancer, among other health
> concerns. Make an appointment with a board
> certified GI quick.
Don't let anon dick lie to you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: March 31, 2016 07:12PM
I dropped a large one at the Springfield library today. It was a huge shit and I overflowed the toilet. With wet pants I ran out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 01, 2016 04:43AM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I dropped a large one at the Springfield library
> today. It was a huge shit and I overflowed the
> toilet. With wet pants I ran out.
Mark Twain would be proud.
Got a bowel buster on the way.
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> I dropped a large one at the Springfield library
> today. It was a huge shit and I overflowed the
> toilet. With wet pants I ran out.
Mark Twain would be proud.
Got a bowel buster on the way.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878
()
Date: April 01, 2016 04:50AM
Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 01, 2016 06:46AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was able to drop a bowl clogger this
> afternoon
> > for some reason the bathroom exaust fans are
> not
> > running here in the office building and the
> stench
> > was rather strong. I sent a email to our
> building
> > engineer to alert him. His response was that I
> of
> > all people would be the first to notice this.
> He
> > went on to say that a motor has failed and a
> new
> > one is on its way. He goes on to mention that
> > since the fire sprinklers in the parking garage
> > are being replaced he had a couple portable
> > toilets brought in for the sprinkler
> contractors
> > men and that I should feel free to use the one
> > next to the dumpster.
>
> Let me guess, the building engineer is a bottom
> feeding third world asshole.
actually he is an obese redneck and I bet he is capable of stinking up a room himself but of course he has his own personal bathroom in his office. I just called in sick, Pretty sure Im gonna drop the mother-load in a few hours.
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was able to drop a bowl clogger this
> afternoon
> > for some reason the bathroom exaust fans are
> not
> > running here in the office building and the
> stench
> > was rather strong. I sent a email to our
> building
> > engineer to alert him. His response was that I
> of
> > all people would be the first to notice this.
> He
> > went on to say that a motor has failed and a
> new
> > one is on its way. He goes on to mention that
> > since the fire sprinklers in the parking garage
> > are being replaced he had a couple portable
> > toilets brought in for the sprinkler
> contractors
> > men and that I should feel free to use the one
> > next to the dumpster.
>
> Let me guess, the building engineer is a bottom
> feeding third world asshole.
actually he is an obese redneck and I bet he is capable of stinking up a room himself but of course he has his own personal bathroom in his office. I just called in sick, Pretty sure Im gonna drop the mother-load in a few hours.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 01, 2016 11:02AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I was able to drop a bowl clogger this
> > afternoon
> > > for some reason the bathroom exaust fans are
> > not
> > > running here in the office building and the
> > stench
> > > was rather strong. I sent a email to our
> > building
> > > engineer to alert him. His response was that
> I
> > of
> > > all people would be the first to notice this.
> > He
> > > went on to say that a motor has failed and a
> > new
> > > one is on its way. He goes on to mention that
> > > since the fire sprinklers in the parking
> garage
> > > are being replaced he had a couple portable
> > > toilets brought in for the sprinkler
> > contractors
> > > men and that I should feel free to use the
> one
> > > next to the dumpster.
> >
> > Let me guess, the building engineer is a
> bottom
> > feeding third world asshole.
>
>
> actually he is an obese redneck and I bet he is
> capable of stinking up a room himself but of
> course he has his own personal bathroom in his
> office. I just called in sick, Pretty sure Im
> gonna drop the mother-load in a few hours.
Ah white trash asshole who probably thinks 3rd world folks killed Dale Earnhardt.
I hope your bowels survive and look better than his car after that wreck.
Hope all brothers in bowel are doing ok. I also am working on dropping a bulldozer, and it's not going to be pleasant.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I was able to drop a bowl clogger this
> > afternoon
> > > for some reason the bathroom exaust fans are
> > not
> > > running here in the office building and the
> > stench
> > > was rather strong. I sent a email to our
> > building
> > > engineer to alert him. His response was that
> I
> > of
> > > all people would be the first to notice this.
> > He
> > > went on to say that a motor has failed and a
> > new
> > > one is on its way. He goes on to mention that
> > > since the fire sprinklers in the parking
> garage
> > > are being replaced he had a couple portable
> > > toilets brought in for the sprinkler
> > contractors
> > > men and that I should feel free to use the
> one
> > > next to the dumpster.
> >
> > Let me guess, the building engineer is a
> bottom
> > feeding third world asshole.
>
>
> actually he is an obese redneck and I bet he is
> capable of stinking up a room himself but of
> course he has his own personal bathroom in his
> office. I just called in sick, Pretty sure Im
> gonna drop the mother-load in a few hours.
Ah white trash asshole who probably thinks 3rd world folks killed Dale Earnhardt.
I hope your bowels survive and look better than his car after that wreck.
Hope all brothers in bowel are doing ok. I also am working on dropping a bulldozer, and it's not going to be pleasant.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Marshy Peas
()
Date: April 01, 2016 12:43PM
Have you tried food coloring to change poop colors?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: April 01, 2016 01:38PM
Marshy Peas Wrote:
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> Have you tried food coloring to change poop
> colors?
Patently stupid.
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> Have you tried food coloring to change poop
> colors?
Patently stupid.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 01, 2016 02:04PM
Wendy's was a bad choice. The baconater is going to kick my bowels ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:00PM
Got another job. Feel better about this one. Taking lady friend to Sbarros. Sbarros is nice place. Dress nice feel nice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:45PM
Just checked in to the Holiday inn, the plumbing here is outstanding. Four realtors have already called to show my house over the weekend so I might stay tomorrow night too. The Silver diner next to the hotel is pumping out heavenly scents as usual and my bowels have been working well all week. Trying to decide if I can treat myself to the chicken pot pie, last time I was there I saw a guy get one and it looked and smelled sooo good.
It might be a bowel buster,
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It might be a bowel buster,
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:54PM
Gordorsky Wrote:
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> Got another job. Feel better about this one.
> Taking lady friend to Sbarros. Sbarros is nice
> place. Dress nice feel nice.
A few months ago I had Their baked ziti and garlic bread. Two hours later I was peeing brown pee out of my ass. If you are going on a date you might want to try the salad and maybe take home some pizza or pasta to eat later when your personal groan throne is near.
Congrats on the new job!
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> Got another job. Feel better about this one.
> Taking lady friend to Sbarros. Sbarros is nice
> place. Dress nice feel nice.
A few months ago I had Their baked ziti and garlic bread. Two hours later I was peeing brown pee out of my ass. If you are going on a date you might want to try the salad and maybe take home some pizza or pasta to eat later when your personal groan throne is near.
Congrats on the new job!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:56PM
My ass my ass! STFU
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 01, 2016 06:13PM
Gordo and Dive, nice to see you all, and here's to your weekend real estate and dating endeavors be successful.
Earlier today my rectum fell out.
Another calling out the dirty wetback plumber, who seemed to be disgusted and took my money.
To the people at the water authority, I hope that monster won't clog underground pipes.
Earlier today my rectum fell out.
Another calling out the dirty wetback plumber, who seemed to be disgusted and took my money.
To the people at the water authority, I hope that monster won't clog underground pipes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
frankfurter cart man
()
Date: April 01, 2016 06:16PM
My frankforters are easily digested
you try
you like!!
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you try
you like!!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 01, 2016 06:20PM
frankfurter cart man Wrote:
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> My frankforters are easily digested
>
> you try
>
> you like!!
No no no bowel buster!
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> My frankforters are easily digested
>
> you try
>
> you like!!
No no no bowel buster!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bowel Champ
()
Date: April 01, 2016 06:56PM
Mr. Onion if you would quit having large black men penetrate your anal cavity with their penis, your feces would not be so compacted.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 01, 2016 07:23PM
Bowel Champ Wrote:
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> Mr. Onion if you would quit having large black men
> penetrate your anal cavity with their penis, your
> feces would not be so compacted.
Nah you do that on a regular basis. As my posts have consistently warned bowels are exit only.
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> Mr. Onion if you would quit having large black men
> penetrate your anal cavity with their penis, your
> feces would not be so compacted.
Nah you do that on a regular basis. As my posts have consistently warned bowels are exit only.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced onion
()
Date: April 02, 2016 07:09AM
You reap what you sow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 02, 2016 08:00AM
Diced onion Wrote:
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> You reap what you sow.
You are right about that diced, last night I acted like I had bowels like a tractor-trailer and I ate that chicken pot pie. The reality that I have bowels like a smart car began to set in at 2 am.
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> You reap what you sow.
You are right about that diced, last night I acted like I had bowels like a tractor-trailer and I ate that chicken pot pie. The reality that I have bowels like a smart car began to set in at 2 am.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2016 10:01AM
Simply put my butt hurts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: April 02, 2016 10:17AM
I'm predicting a really bad bowel movement coming up. All the signs are here. 1. Haven't had a movement in 4 days.2. Feeling the pressure from build up in my colon. 3. Putrid flatulence emitting involuntarily.
So, the pre-emptive measures are in place. Several doses of castor oil to lubricate the intestines to help the significantly sized stool slide out more easily. Tonight, I will drink citrate of magnesium to initiate the process.
Tomorrow morning may be the biggest eruption since Krakatoa.
So, the pre-emptive measures are in place. Several doses of castor oil to lubricate the intestines to help the significantly sized stool slide out more easily. Tonight, I will drink citrate of magnesium to initiate the process.
Tomorrow morning may be the biggest eruption since Krakatoa.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: April 02, 2016 10:33AM
Fuck you BEH! Scat Saturday Party!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2016 01:28PM
Like BEH I feel the rumble in my belly, and what feels to be a large sized Weber Grill in my stomach. Yes the cast iron one.
My bowels continue their betrayal, and often I feel like asking my bowels "eh tu Brute"
It's scary knowing what's coming down the Hershey Highway. Going to brace for impact, line up midwives, and maybe Dr. Conrad Murray for anesthesia.
This is definitely going to tear the ass out of me.
My bowels continue their betrayal, and often I feel like asking my bowels "eh tu Brute"
It's scary knowing what's coming down the Hershey Highway. Going to brace for impact, line up midwives, and maybe Dr. Conrad Murray for anesthesia.
This is definitely going to tear the ass out of me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jhonny Bravo
()
Date: April 02, 2016 02:50PM
"Feelin' poopy"
by Jhonny Bravo
My bowels, dont move too fast
My time on the shitter lasts and lasts
I'm farting in baritone
Prayin' for relief and feeling poopy
Ba da-da-da da da, feelin' poopy
Hello towel rack, what'cha knowin'?
The pain in my butt is growin' and growin'
Ain'tcha got no rhymes for me?
Do-in do do, feelin' poopy
Ba da-da-da da da, feelin' poopy
I got deeds to do, promises to keep
But for now Ive got to stay on this seat
Let the morning-time drop all this poop out of me
Life I would love you if I could go poopy
Ba da da da da da da da
Feelin' poopy
Ba da da da da da da da
Feelin' poopy
Ba da da da da da da da
feelin' poopy........................
by Jhonny Bravo
My bowels, dont move too fast
My time on the shitter lasts and lasts
I'm farting in baritone
Prayin' for relief and feeling poopy
Ba da-da-da da da, feelin' poopy
Hello towel rack, what'cha knowin'?
The pain in my butt is growin' and growin'
Ain'tcha got no rhymes for me?
Do-in do do, feelin' poopy
Ba da-da-da da da, feelin' poopy
I got deeds to do, promises to keep
But for now Ive got to stay on this seat
Let the morning-time drop all this poop out of me
Life I would love you if I could go poopy
Ba da da da da da da da
Feelin' poopy
Ba da da da da da da da
Feelin' poopy
Ba da da da da da da da
feelin' poopy........................
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jhonny Bravo
()
Date: April 02, 2016 03:16PM
"California shittin'"
by Jhonny Bravo
My underwear is brown (My underwear is brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I just shit my pants (I just shit my pants)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
I'd have made it to the throne (I'd have made it to the throne)
If I was in L.A. (if I was in L.A.)
California shittin' (California shittin')
On such a winter's day
Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, I ran into their restroom (ran into their restroom)
And threw my briefs away (I threw my briefs away)
You know the preacher smelled the stench (preacher smelled the stench)
He knows It's gonna stay (knows It's gonna stay)
California shittin' (California shittin')
On such a winter's day............
by Jhonny Bravo
My underwear is brown (My underwear is brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I just shit my pants (I just shit my pants)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
I'd have made it to the throne (I'd have made it to the throne)
If I was in L.A. (if I was in L.A.)
California shittin' (California shittin')
On such a winter's day
Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, I ran into their restroom (ran into their restroom)
And threw my briefs away (I threw my briefs away)
You know the preacher smelled the stench (preacher smelled the stench)
He knows It's gonna stay (knows It's gonna stay)
California shittin' (California shittin')
On such a winter's day............
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2016 03:43PM
I sit here despite bowels which have seen better days laughing.
We truly are blessed to have the talents of Mr. Bravo here.
A round of applause, job well done!
We truly are blessed to have the talents of Mr. Bravo here.
A round of applause, job well done!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 02, 2016 06:03PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I sit here despite bowels which have seen better
> days laughing.
>
> We truly are blessed to have the talents of Mr.
> Bravo here.
>
> A round of applause, job well done!
Agreed, brown. I just got a couple good laughs while sitting in this lonely motel room, I needed that!
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> I sit here despite bowels which have seen better
> days laughing.
>
> We truly are blessed to have the talents of Mr.
> Bravo here.
>
> A round of applause, job well done!
Agreed, brown. I just got a couple good laughs while sitting in this lonely motel room, I needed that!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 03, 2016 05:12PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I sit here despite bowels which have seen
> better
> > days laughing.
> >
> > We truly are blessed to have the talents of Mr.
> > Bravo here.
> >
> > A round of applause, job well done!
>
>
> Agreed, brown. I just got a couple good laughs
> while sitting in this lonely motel room, I needed
> that!
Mr Bravo is a gem agreed. While we fight our battles in bathroom stalls, Mr. Bravos got our back.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I sit here despite bowels which have seen
> better
> > days laughing.
> >
> > We truly are blessed to have the talents of Mr.
> > Bravo here.
> >
> > A round of applause, job well done!
>
>
> Agreed, brown. I just got a couple good laughs
> while sitting in this lonely motel room, I needed
> that!
Mr Bravo is a gem agreed. While we fight our battles in bathroom stalls, Mr. Bravos got our back.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 03, 2016 08:19PM
Agree with the BiBs on Mr. Bravo and his lyrical stylings. A bit of levity is needed more and more these days it seems. Hope everyone and their bowels are doing well this evening!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: April 04, 2016 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been working on his taxes for the last few hours. 5am guy likes the HR block software better than turbo tax. Looks like 5am guy will be paying 77 dollars which is not too bad.
5am guy dropped a large number 4 into the pool earlier, there is nothing quite like taking a big dump in the wee hours of the morning when most everyone is sleeping.
5am guy wishes good bowels for all the bib's.
5am guy dropped a large number 4 into the pool earlier, there is nothing quite like taking a big dump in the wee hours of the morning when most everyone is sleeping.
5am guy wishes good bowels for all the bib's.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 04, 2016 06:12AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Agree with the BiBs on Mr. Bravo and his lyrical
> stylings. A bit of levity is needed more and more
> these days it seems. Hope everyone and their
> bowels are doing well this evening!
We should get an award for him.
How are your bowels deadly?
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> Agree with the BiBs on Mr. Bravo and his lyrical
> stylings. A bit of levity is needed more and more
> these days it seems. Hope everyone and their
> bowels are doing well this evening!
We should get an award for him.
How are your bowels deadly?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 04, 2016 06:12AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been
> working on his taxes for the last few hours. 5am
> guy likes the HR block software better than turbo
> tax. Looks like 5am guy will be paying 77 dollars
> which is not too bad.
> 5am guy dropped a large number 4 into the pool
> earlier, there is nothing quite like taking a big
> dump in the wee hours of the morning when most
> everyone is sleeping.
>
> 5am guy wishes good bowels for all the bib's.
That's a win on all counts 5 am . Congrats!
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been
> working on his taxes for the last few hours. 5am
> guy likes the HR block software better than turbo
> tax. Looks like 5am guy will be paying 77 dollars
> which is not too bad.
> 5am guy dropped a large number 4 into the pool
> earlier, there is nothing quite like taking a big
> dump in the wee hours of the morning when most
> everyone is sleeping.
>
> 5am guy wishes good bowels for all the bib's.
That's a win on all counts 5 am . Congrats!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
hhre43434
()
Date: April 04, 2016 06:46AM
must be rough to have restless bowel syndrome
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:17AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> How are your bowels deadly?
Bowels are fine, BO; thanks for asking! And how are yours doing today? Midwives? Goulash? Fingers are crossed for neither.
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> How are your bowels deadly?
Bowels are fine, BO; thanks for asking! And how are yours doing today? Midwives? Goulash? Fingers are crossed for neither.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:19AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Looks like 5am guy will be paying 77 dollars
> which is not too bad.
Nice job on the taxes, 5 am! I think the smallest check I ever wrote was a couple of hundred.
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> Looks like 5am guy will be paying 77 dollars
> which is not too bad.
Nice job on the taxes, 5 am! I think the smallest check I ever wrote was a couple of hundred.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:35AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > How are your bowels deadly?
>
> Bowels are fine, BO; thanks for asking! And how
> are yours doing today? Midwives? Goulash?
> Fingers are crossed for neither.
Let's just say a lot of brown, and it's not looking good.
Think a recreational vehicle.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > How are your bowels deadly?
>
> Bowels are fine, BO; thanks for asking! And how
> are yours doing today? Midwives? Goulash?
> Fingers are crossed for neither.
Let's just say a lot of brown, and it's not looking good.
Think a recreational vehicle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: April 04, 2016 11:53AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > How are your bowels deadly?
> >
> > Bowels are fine, BO; thanks for asking! And
> how
> > are yours doing today? Midwives? Goulash?
> > Fingers are crossed for neither.
>
>
> Let's just say a lot of brown, and it's not
> looking good.
>
> Think a recreational vehicle.
Please drive it to Woodburn.
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > How are your bowels deadly?
> >
> > Bowels are fine, BO; thanks for asking! And
> how
> > are yours doing today? Midwives? Goulash?
> > Fingers are crossed for neither.
>
>
> Let's just say a lot of brown, and it's not
> looking good.
>
> Think a recreational vehicle.
Please drive it to Woodburn.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: April 04, 2016 12:11PM
Steam cleaning Daewoo costs money. America is not cheap. Bought Pepto to try to stop diarrhea. Hope it works.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 04, 2016 01:13PM
I couldn't resist the Boston Market Meatloaf with macaroni and cheese. I wish I could stop this but easier said than done.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: April 04, 2016 01:30PM
Gordorsky Wrote:
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> Bought Pepto to try to stop diarrhea. Hope
> it works.
Sorry to say Gordo, all Pepto does is color your shit pink.
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> Bought Pepto to try to stop diarrhea. Hope
> it works.
Sorry to say Gordo, all Pepto does is color your shit pink.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 04, 2016 01:36PM
I agree Gordo. BEH is correct, as that's like hitting a buck deer with a BB gun.
Diced your bowels actually control your brain. Don't worry you are not alone, as each human being contends with the same issue. Our colons, the 33 feet of intestines that make transport of waste possible, are a powerful force.
Since he's been even more pissy than usual, read Gerrymanders posts before a meal. They will most definitely help decrease your appetite and maybe cause you to eat less of the bowel busters.
Today I was able to drop fat boy from my Bombay doors. My bowels were bruised, and the bloodcurdling screams were similar to the Shining. Yet now free until the next load makes its presence known.
Diced your bowels actually control your brain. Don't worry you are not alone, as each human being contends with the same issue. Our colons, the 33 feet of intestines that make transport of waste possible, are a powerful force.
Since he's been even more pissy than usual, read Gerrymanders posts before a meal. They will most definitely help decrease your appetite and maybe cause you to eat less of the bowel busters.
Today I was able to drop fat boy from my Bombay doors. My bowels were bruised, and the bloodcurdling screams were similar to the Shining. Yet now free until the next load makes its presence known.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: April 04, 2016 03:07PM
I feel your pain Brown. This afternoon in the middle of a meeting I felt abdominal pain. I guess I know what pregnant women feel like. Not fun but clear of the biggest dump of my life.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:07PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I feel your pain Brown. This afternoon in the
> middle of a meeting I felt abdominal pain. I guess
> I know what pregnant women feel like. Not fun but
> clear of the biggest dump of my life.
Your description of being pregnant describes our predicament.
No cigars or storks on our front lawns sadly.
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> I feel your pain Brown. This afternoon in the
> middle of a meeting I felt abdominal pain. I guess
> I know what pregnant women feel like. Not fun but
> clear of the biggest dump of my life.
Your description of being pregnant describes our predicament.
No cigars or storks on our front lawns sadly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: April 05, 2016 04:58AM
Hello all! 5am guy is checking in again.
Do you guys use the poop emoji? 5am guy has been using it quite a bit. 5am guy thinks it is very cute.
Attachments:
Do you guys use the poop emoji? 5am guy has been using it quite a bit. 5am guy thinks it is very cute.
Attachments:
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2016 08:50AM
That's actually very neat 5 am.
I would like to have one of that size.
I would like to have one of that size.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: April 05, 2016 09:23AM
A shame my stools aren't as benevolent as that one appears to be.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2016 11:02AM
BEH Wrote:
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> A shame my stools aren't as benevolent as that one
> appears to be.
I couldn't agree with you more. Once again my wetback pineapple and Iguana eating El Salvadorian plumber was over here. Considering what I pay him, and in his shithole country they crap in holes, he should be grateful for my business.
Yet his rude remarks, sneers, picture taking, and clothes pin on his nose is rude.
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> A shame my stools aren't as benevolent as that one
> appears to be.
I couldn't agree with you more. Once again my wetback pineapple and Iguana eating El Salvadorian plumber was over here. Considering what I pay him, and in his shithole country they crap in holes, he should be grateful for my business.
Yet his rude remarks, sneers, picture taking, and clothes pin on his nose is rude.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:14PM
I am sorry he treats you like this onion. Today my bowels dropped a large log. It's going to hurt for a long time. It was really big.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
poetry from the loo
()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:34PM
Yesterday my poo was green
today it's hard and very mean
today it's hard and very mean
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:39PM
poetry from the loo Wrote:
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> Yesterday my poo was green
> today it's hard and very mean
Written at Woodburn.
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> Yesterday my poo was green
> today it's hard and very mean
Written at Woodburn.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:03PM
My annoying brother Clarence is staying at my house. I have cleaned it up a lot, but I have a feeling he will complain non stop about the various aromas coming from the bathrooms.
Considering he's an attorney, obviously he has superior bowels. Yet even with that and his wads of cash defending gooks and Russian mobsters in NY, he still won't spring for a hotel room.
He will bitch and kvetch non stop about smells, and the screams that wake him up in the middle of the night. He is such an asshole.
Considering he's an attorney, obviously he has superior bowels. Yet even with that and his wads of cash defending gooks and Russian mobsters in NY, he still won't spring for a hotel room.
He will bitch and kvetch non stop about smells, and the screams that wake him up in the middle of the night. He is such an asshole.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:25PM
The word of the day for me is diarrhea. Ive had to make the mad dash down the fire stairs to the 3rd floor mens room four times so far. Im afraid to take the immodium a-d pills as they often work too well causing blockage for days. At least our redneck maintenance engineer got the restroom exhaust fans running yesterday.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:25PM
You know, if I had to name my Schphinkter after a bridge, I guess I'd call it the Verrazano Narrows.
Because for right now, I feel like there's a barge trying to squeeze out of my rectum.
Not only that, but the impacted stool is fermenting and causing putrid flatus. My bathroom smells like a Staten Island landfill.
I wonder how many of those who suffer from life threatening constipation can say it puts them in a New York state of mind?
Because for right now, I feel like there's a barge trying to squeeze out of my rectum.
Not only that, but the impacted stool is fermenting and causing putrid flatus. My bathroom smells like a Staten Island landfill.
I wonder how many of those who suffer from life threatening constipation can say it puts them in a New York state of mind?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:43PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My annoying brother Clarence is staying at my
> house. I have cleaned it up a lot, but I have a
> feeling he will complain non stop about the
> various aromas coming from the bathrooms.
>
> Considering he's an attorney, obviously he has
> superior bowels. Yet even with that and his wads
> of cash defending gooks and Russian mobsters in
> NY, he still won't spring for a hotel room.
>
> He will bitch and kvetch non stop about smells,
> and the screams that wake him up in the middle of
> the night. He is such an asshole.
Hey Brown, I think I mentioned before That I have a multi-millionaire douche-bag lawyer brother as well. He made his fortune in intellectual property law and retired at 50. He comes to my house and makes comments about the fact that I only have four bathrooms in my house while he has 8. He feels real sorry for me because I drive a 10 year old honda while he has a bunch of fancy German cars. I actually feel sorry for him though as his wife is a stuck up bitch and all of his kids suffer from affluenza.
Try to keep in mind that Clarence is the one with the problem. You can show him that you are the better man by being there for him and showing him that a good man never turns his back on family.
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> My annoying brother Clarence is staying at my
> house. I have cleaned it up a lot, but I have a
> feeling he will complain non stop about the
> various aromas coming from the bathrooms.
>
> Considering he's an attorney, obviously he has
> superior bowels. Yet even with that and his wads
> of cash defending gooks and Russian mobsters in
> NY, he still won't spring for a hotel room.
>
> He will bitch and kvetch non stop about smells,
> and the screams that wake him up in the middle of
> the night. He is such an asshole.
Hey Brown, I think I mentioned before That I have a multi-millionaire douche-bag lawyer brother as well. He made his fortune in intellectual property law and retired at 50. He comes to my house and makes comments about the fact that I only have four bathrooms in my house while he has 8. He feels real sorry for me because I drive a 10 year old honda while he has a bunch of fancy German cars. I actually feel sorry for him though as his wife is a stuck up bitch and all of his kids suffer from affluenza.
Try to keep in mind that Clarence is the one with the problem. You can show him that you are the better man by being there for him and showing him that a good man never turns his back on family.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:55PM
BEH Wrote:
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> You know, if I had to name my Schphinkter after a
> bridge, I guess I'd call it the Verrazano
> Narrows.
>
> Because for right now, I feel like there's a
> barge trying to squeeze out of my rectum.
>
>
> Not only that, but the impacted stool is
> fermenting and causing putrid flatus. My bathroom
> smells like a Staten Island landfill.
>
> I wonder how many of those who suffer from life
> threatening constipation can say it puts them in a
> New York state of mind?
I have experienced exactly what you describe beh. Right now my bowels feel like a place in extreme western new york state, a place called Niagara. I know it's kind of disgusting but have you ever tried a ducolax suppository? In extreme situations I have shoved a half of one of those "magic bullets" up there and gotten relief in about 5 minutes.
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> You know, if I had to name my Schphinkter after a
> bridge, I guess I'd call it the Verrazano
> Narrows.
>
> Because for right now, I feel like there's a
> barge trying to squeeze out of my rectum.
>
>
> Not only that, but the impacted stool is
> fermenting and causing putrid flatus. My bathroom
> smells like a Staten Island landfill.
>
> I wonder how many of those who suffer from life
> threatening constipation can say it puts them in a
> New York state of mind?
I have experienced exactly what you describe beh. Right now my bowels feel like a place in extreme western new york state, a place called Niagara. I know it's kind of disgusting but have you ever tried a ducolax suppository? In extreme situations I have shoved a half of one of those "magic bullets" up there and gotten relief in about 5 minutes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: April 06, 2016 04:53AM
Good day bib's! 5 am guy checking in briefly.
5am guy is laughing his ass off at this very stupid but funny video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLn2KT0LIgI
5am guy is laughing his ass off at this very stupid but funny video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLn2KT0LIgI
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 06, 2016 09:33AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Good day bib's! 5 am guy checking in briefly.
>
> 5am guy is laughing his ass off at this very
> stupid but funny video.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLn2KT0LIgI
I like how she bit down on the rubber ducky...lol. Could be something to ease the "passage" for BO et al.
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> Good day bib's! 5 am guy checking in briefly.
>
> 5am guy is laughing his ass off at this very
> stupid but funny video.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLn2KT0LIgI
I like how she bit down on the rubber ducky...lol. Could be something to ease the "passage" for BO et al.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: April 06, 2016 05:56PM
I hate the big ones. It had been 2 days and whatever built up hurt. I just hate it and wish I could have smiller poops.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Luclutus
()
Date: April 06, 2016 07:13PM
You guys?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 06, 2016 08:06PM
Brown are you okay?
You have not posted lately.
You have not posted lately.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2016 06:45AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown are you okay?
>
> You have not posted lately.
Hi dive hope you are good thank you. It appears my bowels may be twisted, waiting for a scan.
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> Brown are you okay?
>
> You have not posted lately.
Hi dive hope you are good thank you. It appears my bowels may be twisted, waiting for a scan.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Please wish me luck
()
Date: April 07, 2016 08:23AM
Im going to the eye dr. today for a routine exam. Please wish me luck and good bowel health...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 07, 2016 08:41AM
Best of luck to BO and PWML. Fingers crossed your bowels don't betray you today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2016 08:48AM
A twisted bowel is possible?
That doesn't sound fun Brown. Sorry man!
That doesn't sound fun Brown. Sorry man!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: April 07, 2016 11:44AM
The abuse at my new job keeps going. Americans don't seem to have etiquette like in Slovakia. Now have desk near bathroom. The poopy pants stickers are on my cubicle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: April 07, 2016 12:06PM
Gordorsky Wrote:
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> The abuse at my new job keeps going. Americans
> don't seem to have etiquette like in Slovakia. Now
> have desk near bathroom. The poopy pants stickers
> are on my cubicle.
BEH and you at your cubicle rolling around in scat fuck you!
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> The abuse at my new job keeps going. Americans
> don't seem to have etiquette like in Slovakia. Now
> have desk near bathroom. The poopy pants stickers
> are on my cubicle.
BEH and you at your cubicle rolling around in scat fuck you!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: April 07, 2016 01:33PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> A twisted bowel is possible?
>
> That doesn't sound fun Brown. Sorry man!
It is medically possible, and among the reasons to schedule an appointment with a board certified GI,
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> A twisted bowel is possible?
>
> That doesn't sound fun Brown. Sorry man!
It is medically possible, and among the reasons to schedule an appointment with a board certified GI,
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 07, 2016 02:00PM
You don't want a twisted bowel, much like you don't want testicular torsion. Worked with a guy who had that once. He doubled over in pain in the office one day as if someone had kicked him in the nuts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: April 07, 2016 02:17PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> You don't want a twisted bowel, much like you
> don't want testicular torsion. Worked with a guy
> who had that once. He doubled over in pain in the
> office one day as if someone had kicked him in the
> nuts.
Ouch! Saw Brown Onions early post and this feel bad for the guy
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> You don't want a twisted bowel, much like you
> don't want testicular torsion. Worked with a guy
> who had that once. He doubled over in pain in the
> office one day as if someone had kicked him in the
> nuts.
Ouch! Saw Brown Onions early post and this feel bad for the guy
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: April 07, 2016 04:21PM
I think I'll have another large constitutional tonight. Wondering how that term got started.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Benjamin Fartlin
()
Date: April 07, 2016 04:36PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I think I'll have another large constitutional
> tonight. Wondering how that term got started.
The Constitutional Convention took a long time, hence the term. This is used more commonly in the north.
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> I think I'll have another large constitutional
> tonight. Wondering how that term got started.
The Constitutional Convention took a long time, hence the term. This is used more commonly in the north.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: April 07, 2016 07:41PM
I'm Brown Onions sister. I will print your kind thoughts for my brother to see at the hospital. He's in substantial pain, and might spend several days there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: April 07, 2016 08:20PM
Good luck Brown.
Get well but never trust those doctors completely.
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Get well but never trust those doctors completely.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: April 07, 2016 08:28PM
Feel better Brown! You've been helpful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
8 am guy
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Date: April 08, 2016 08:35AM
8 am guy is waking up taking big shits in the woods. Its not as stinky out here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: April 08, 2016 09:11AM
Feel better Brown Onion. Is this Matilda who posted? If so any updates
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: April 08, 2016 10:20AM
Hi brothers in bowel thank you for your support. My sister brought her tablet computer so I could say hello. Not sure how long this hospital stay will be but my bowels are in agony. More later.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: April 08, 2016 10:54AM
Hope you get relief soon, BO! We'll keep you in our thoughts. TGIF and hopefully TGI #4#2s for you as well!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: April 08, 2016 04:17PM
This is the worst hospital visit.
Clothes pins and pain.
Clothes pins and pain.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: April 08, 2016 07:17PM
So wish my bowels would cooperate
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boweling leauge.
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Date: April 08, 2016 07:47PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So wish my bowels would cooperate
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> So wish my bowels would cooperate
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jhonny bravo
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Date: April 09, 2016 07:25AM
"Another ass in the stall"
by Jhonny Bravo
dedicated to Brown onion. get well soon.
We don't need no constipation
We don't need no Bowel control
No dark sarcasm in the exam room
Doctor, leave the starfish alone
Hey doctor, leave the starfish alone
All in all it's just another ass in the stall
All in all you're just another ass in the stall
We don't need no constipation
We don't need no Bowel control
No dark sarcasm in the exam room
Doctor, leave the starfish alone
Hey doctor, leave the starfish alone
All in all you're just another ass in the stall
All in all you're just another ass in the stall
Wrong! Do it again. Wrong! Do it again.
If you don't spread your cheeks, you can't have any healing! How can you have any healing if you don't spread yer cheeks?
You! Yes, you give me your co-pay and stand still, laddy!
by Jhonny Bravo
dedicated to Brown onion. get well soon.
We don't need no constipation
We don't need no Bowel control
No dark sarcasm in the exam room
Doctor, leave the starfish alone
Hey doctor, leave the starfish alone
All in all it's just another ass in the stall
All in all you're just another ass in the stall
We don't need no constipation
We don't need no Bowel control
No dark sarcasm in the exam room
Doctor, leave the starfish alone
Hey doctor, leave the starfish alone
All in all you're just another ass in the stall
All in all you're just another ass in the stall
Wrong! Do it again. Wrong! Do it again.
If you don't spread your cheeks, you can't have any healing! How can you have any healing if you don't spread yer cheeks?
You! Yes, you give me your co-pay and stand still, laddy!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: April 09, 2016 08:13AM
I ate and drank beer all night. The beer shits are the worst. Just disgusting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Try 6th
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Date: April 09, 2016 09:19AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I ate and drank beer all night. The beer shits are
> the worst. Just disgusting.
Yes
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> I ate and drank beer all night. The beer shits are
> the worst. Just disgusting.
Yes