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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black underwear
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Date: May 24, 2015 07:16AM
Fucking assholes, fuck you!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 24, 2015 11:19AM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Don't listen to that sodimizer.
> >
> > More later. A brown weekend.
>
>
> User Name Brown Onion,
>
> Instead of interfering with user name Sliced
> Onions medical care, I'd recommend washing your
> mouth full of soap. Your write ups, diatribes, and
> overall immaturity have hurt those rather than
> helped patients with IBS.
>
> My guess is you do not have any Ivy League degree,
> nor the intelligence to complete vocational
> school.
I haven't attended Ivy League a Schools. Did you go to Brown University by any chance anon dick?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Don't listen to that sodimizer.
> >
> > More later. A brown weekend.
>
>
> User Name Brown Onion,
>
> Instead of interfering with user name Sliced
> Onions medical care, I'd recommend washing your
> mouth full of soap. Your write ups, diatribes, and
> overall immaturity have hurt those rather than
> helped patients with IBS.
>
> My guess is you do not have any Ivy League degree,
> nor the intelligence to complete vocational
> school.
I haven't attended Ivy League a Schools. Did you go to Brown University by any chance anon dick?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 24, 2015 11:25AM
Anon Doc studied post graduate Ano-Recto exam techniques at The Sandusky School for Schphinktoral Studies at Penn State
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 24, 2015 01:54PM
Today is a brown one, but I look forward to describing my sodomizers janitor next.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Captain Poopy
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Date: May 24, 2015 02:13PM
I just shit a Greyhound bus, followed by all of the passengers. The bus arrived in the terminal on time for once. It was loud and epic.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 24, 2015 03:23PM
The janitor who cleans my doctors office is a savage. No I'm not saying this because he's some El Salvadorian wetback, who's diet consists of is iguana and pineapple. Rather it's the sneers and just nasty looks he throws in my direction.
It's as if I burned his hut, or am a member of a rival gang. He sweeps the floors, and looks at me as a third class citizen. I have no doubt he'd love to smash that mop over my head, as he empties out the trash bins. Quite often he has a clothes pin on his nose, and I'm sure he writes to his family in the jungle, about stinky individuals who can't seem to crap properly.
He never smiles, looks at me and other patients with disdain, this is definitely not a case of the "happy Latino". Instead it's a man who adds to my torment. His glaring eyes of anger make my stomach squirm more, and it's intimidating prior to seeing the nurse or sodomizing doctors. The tear drop tattoo on his eye is warning enough, so I am careful even when backed up. I have no doubt he'd slit my throat if I used the groan throne there.
It's as if I burned his hut, or am a member of a rival gang. He sweeps the floors, and looks at me as a third class citizen. I have no doubt he'd love to smash that mop over my head, as he empties out the trash bins. Quite often he has a clothes pin on his nose, and I'm sure he writes to his family in the jungle, about stinky individuals who can't seem to crap properly.
He never smiles, looks at me and other patients with disdain, this is definitely not a case of the "happy Latino". Instead it's a man who adds to my torment. His glaring eyes of anger make my stomach squirm more, and it's intimidating prior to seeing the nurse or sodomizing doctors. The tear drop tattoo on his eye is warning enough, so I am careful even when backed up. I have no doubt he'd slit my throat if I used the groan throne there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: May 24, 2015 04:26PM
BO, How are you doing? I am feeling low today. I made some very poor eating choices yesterday and now I am paying the price. One of my neighbors invited me to a cook-out but I can not go. I hear my neighbors laughing and throwing Frisbee's. They are drinking beers and the kids are using a slip and slide. I am in my house with the shades drawn peeing out of my butt every half hour. I even missed church today and had to tell the cute girl I have been seeing that I am home sick, she sounded disappointed. I hope you are doing better than me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 24, 2015 05:06PM
Sliced, I am sorry to hear your bowels are letting you down.
This time of year, so many folks with superior bowels, marinade steaks and throw them on the grill. They eat corn with caution to the wind, and feast upon ice cream like it's an endangered species.
Yet you, me, and so many others have to sit on our groan thrones, beds, or if lucky a recliner.
I hope your girl understands it's your bowels and not her. If only those of us with IBS could have a Memorial Day Get Together. "Brown on the town."
This time of year, so many folks with superior bowels, marinade steaks and throw them on the grill. They eat corn with caution to the wind, and feast upon ice cream like it's an endangered species.
Yet you, me, and so many others have to sit on our groan thrones, beds, or if lucky a recliner.
I hope your girl understands it's your bowels and not her. If only those of us with IBS could have a Memorial Day Get Together. "Brown on the town."
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: May 24, 2015 05:56PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced, I am sorry to hear your bowels are letting
> you down.
>
> This time of year, so many folks with superior
> bowels, marinade steaks and throw them on the
> grill. They eat corn with caution to the wind, and
> feast upon ice cream like it's an endangered
> species.
>
> Yet you, me, and so many others have to sit on our
> groan thrones, beds, or if lucky a recliner.
>
> I hope your girl understands it's your bowels and
> not her. If only those of us with IBS could have a
> Memorial Day Get Together. "Brown on the town."
Thanks BO, I guess I got over confident after processing that whopper w/cheese with ease a couple weeks back. I went to olive garden yesterday and ordered spaghetti with meat sauce and the server said "Don't you want to add some Italian sausage to that?" I responded "Yes, yes I do." The rest is brown history. Dinner tonight is gator-aid and dry rye toast.
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> Sliced, I am sorry to hear your bowels are letting
> you down.
>
> This time of year, so many folks with superior
> bowels, marinade steaks and throw them on the
> grill. They eat corn with caution to the wind, and
> feast upon ice cream like it's an endangered
> species.
>
> Yet you, me, and so many others have to sit on our
> groan thrones, beds, or if lucky a recliner.
>
> I hope your girl understands it's your bowels and
> not her. If only those of us with IBS could have a
> Memorial Day Get Together. "Brown on the town."
Thanks BO, I guess I got over confident after processing that whopper w/cheese with ease a couple weeks back. I went to olive garden yesterday and ordered spaghetti with meat sauce and the server said "Don't you want to add some Italian sausage to that?" I responded "Yes, yes I do." The rest is brown history. Dinner tonight is gator-aid and dry rye toast.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 25, 2015 04:19AM
Sliced,
It's so difficult, especially when bowel busters in sheeps clothing such as restaurant waitstaff, interfere with our digestive system. There should be pictures of intestines on non bowel friendly foods.
Here's to you feeling better quick. It happens, we've all been there, and here's to your bowels recovering fast.
It's so difficult, especially when bowel busters in sheeps clothing such as restaurant waitstaff, interfere with our digestive system. There should be pictures of intestines on non bowel friendly foods.
Here's to you feeling better quick. It happens, we've all been there, and here's to your bowels recovering fast.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
tUYGd
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Date: May 25, 2015 06:32AM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 25, 2015 07:38AM
That's a very good placard.
I'd like one that reads " I have IBS, drop off Nimitz sized shits on the groan throne, and you'll need to fumigate the bad aromas."
I'd like one that reads " I have IBS, drop off Nimitz sized shits on the groan throne, and you'll need to fumigate the bad aromas."
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sunflower72
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Date: May 25, 2015 10:50AM
I'm happy to see your posts. You have such a nice group here. It seems you all have bonded a lot. As a former GI nurse, I wish I could do more to help you, but your attitudes and compassion for each other are uplifting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 25, 2015 12:20PM
Thank you sun,
Did you leave the GI field because the asshole doctors were assholes.
You are a bowel buddy
Did you leave the GI field because the asshole doctors were assholes.
You are a bowel buddy
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: May 25, 2015 02:14PM
Sunflower72 Wrote:
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> I'm happy to see your posts. You have such a nice
> group here. It seems you all have bonded a lot. As
> a former GI nurse, I wish I could do more to help
> you, but your attitudes and compassion for each
> other are uplifting.
It would be fine in a forum for teenagers, and if they got psychiatric care.
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> I'm happy to see your posts. You have such a nice
> group here. It seems you all have bonded a lot. As
> a former GI nurse, I wish I could do more to help
> you, but your attitudes and compassion for each
> other are uplifting.
It would be fine in a forum for teenagers, and if they got psychiatric care.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 step plan
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Date: May 25, 2015 02:28PM
5 Steps to Curing IBS
Get tested. Try to get a test for IgG food allergies and eliminate the foods that test positive for 12 weeks. Or simply try an allergy elimination diet for a few weeks.
Test yourself. If you can’t afford the test mentioned above, then just eliminate the most common food allergens for 12 weeks — that’s dairy, gluten, yeast, eggs, corn, soy, and peanuts. And then reintroduce them to see if they cause symptoms. This is an effective way to isolate the foods that may be causing you problems. I have created a simple program to follow based on a comprehensive elimination diet called The UltraSimple Diet.
Get rid of the unwanted visitors in your small bowel. Ask your doctor to prescribe rifaximin (Xifaxin) and take two 200 mg tablets three times a day for seven to 10 days. This is often the best way to deal with the chronic bacterial overgrowth that causes bloating and irritable bowel syndrome. You may also need an anti-fungal such as nystatin or fluconazole for two to four weeks.
Repopulate your digestive tract with good bacteria. I don’t usually recommend brands, but when it comes to probiotics the quality varies so much that I suggest taking two specific brands. Take one packet of VSL3 or other high potency probiotic twice a day for one to two months. This probiotic has over 450 billion organisms per packet. I also recommend a probiotic called S. boulardii take two capsules twice a day for two months. This is a special probiotic that helps to further normalize gut function.
Try digestive enzymes with meals to help break down food while your gut heals. You also may benefit from nutrients that help heal the lining of the gut including fish oil, GLA (from evening primrose oil, zinc, vitamin A, glutamine and others.
By taking these steps and seeking out the underlying causes of IBS, you can dramatically improve your health and overcome your digestive disorder.
Get tested. Try to get a test for IgG food allergies and eliminate the foods that test positive for 12 weeks. Or simply try an allergy elimination diet for a few weeks.
Test yourself. If you can’t afford the test mentioned above, then just eliminate the most common food allergens for 12 weeks — that’s dairy, gluten, yeast, eggs, corn, soy, and peanuts. And then reintroduce them to see if they cause symptoms. This is an effective way to isolate the foods that may be causing you problems. I have created a simple program to follow based on a comprehensive elimination diet called The UltraSimple Diet.
Get rid of the unwanted visitors in your small bowel. Ask your doctor to prescribe rifaximin (Xifaxin) and take two 200 mg tablets three times a day for seven to 10 days. This is often the best way to deal with the chronic bacterial overgrowth that causes bloating and irritable bowel syndrome. You may also need an anti-fungal such as nystatin or fluconazole for two to four weeks.
Repopulate your digestive tract with good bacteria. I don’t usually recommend brands, but when it comes to probiotics the quality varies so much that I suggest taking two specific brands. Take one packet of VSL3 or other high potency probiotic twice a day for one to two months. This probiotic has over 450 billion organisms per packet. I also recommend a probiotic called S. boulardii take two capsules twice a day for two months. This is a special probiotic that helps to further normalize gut function.
Try digestive enzymes with meals to help break down food while your gut heals. You also may benefit from nutrients that help heal the lining of the gut including fish oil, GLA (from evening primrose oil, zinc, vitamin A, glutamine and others.
By taking these steps and seeking out the underlying causes of IBS, you can dramatically improve your health and overcome your digestive disorder.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 25, 2015 03:21PM
Why thank you, Dr Obvious.
Tried the allergy elimination diet for the first time 20 years ago.
Did the high potency probiotic therapy for a year, around 900 billion Lactobacillus acidophilus daily.
Digestive enzymes, fish oil, vitamins,amino acids, water, beans , brussel sprouts, kale yadda yadda yadda.
I even went off the reservation with high colonics, coffee enemas, and out of total desperation, a few different third world snake oil "remedies".
All that plus uncountable digital exams, scores of scopings, barium enemas,various scans, dozens of different medications with horrib le side effects, invasive blockage removals and exploritory surgery.
My reward?
Tried the allergy elimination diet for the first time 20 years ago.
Did the high potency probiotic therapy for a year, around 900 billion Lactobacillus acidophilus daily.
Digestive enzymes, fish oil, vitamins,amino acids, water, beans , brussel sprouts, kale yadda yadda yadda.
I even went off the reservation with high colonics, coffee enemas, and out of total desperation, a few different third world snake oil "remedies".
All that plus uncountable digital exams, scores of scopings, barium enemas,various scans, dozens of different medications with horrib le side effects, invasive blockage removals and exploritory surgery.
My reward?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: May 25, 2015 03:34PM
One would think there's $ to be made with IBS. I don't understand why. Especially the pharmacy companies. Like Eli Lilly. Don't they have anything?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
nutrition key
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Date: May 25, 2015 06:15PM
I'm not trying to be mean, but it is what you eat. My bet is you all eat chips, candy bars, ice cream, and other junk foods. The natural reaction is your body can't process this, thus leading to constipation. Please don't take this as a slap but eat healthy foods.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 26, 2015 06:35AM
I am livid at all of this advice.
Cave, unfortunately those of us with rectal difficulties get shit on. Considering the numbers of the brown, one would think, but we get shit on.
Cave, unfortunately those of us with rectal difficulties get shit on. Considering the numbers of the brown, one would think, but we get shit on.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: May 26, 2015 06:53AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I am livid at all of this advice.
>
> Cave, unfortunately those of us with rectal
> difficulties get shit on. Considering the numbers
> of the brown, one would think, but we get shit on.
It is all so easy for people with normal bowels.
How are you and your bowels BO?
I came close to going to the emergency room for dehydration yesterday. Good thing I was stocked up on gatorade. Going to work at noon today.
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> I am livid at all of this advice.
>
> Cave, unfortunately those of us with rectal
> difficulties get shit on. Considering the numbers
> of the brown, one would think, but we get shit on.
It is all so easy for people with normal bowels.
How are you and your bowels BO?
I came close to going to the emergency room for dehydration yesterday. Good thing I was stocked up on gatorade. Going to work at noon today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
vccce
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Date: May 26, 2015 10:04AM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 26, 2015 10:37AM
I'm sorry to hear of that Sliced, and you are right. Those with superior bowels rub it in our faces. It's almost like nazi Germany, with us getting brown stars, and oppressed because of it.
My bowels feel like Mount Saint Helens prior to the eruption. This one is going to hurt.
Vcc that picture looks painful.
My bowels feel like Mount Saint Helens prior to the eruption. This one is going to hurt.
Vcc that picture looks painful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
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Date: May 26, 2015 12:43PM
Have you tried my suggestions yet? Especially the kale, soybeans, and steamed vegetables?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: May 26, 2015 12:58PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I'm sorry to hear of that Sliced, and you are
> right. Those with superior bowels rub it in our
> faces. It's almost like nazi Germany, with us
> getting brown stars, and oppressed because of it.
>
> My bowels feel like Mount Saint Helens prior to
> the eruption. This one is going to hurt.
>
> Vcc that picture looks painful.
Hold fast BO!
Ever seen the movie "Master and Commander"?
Yesterday my ass felt like the ships cannons that they removed the wheels from underneath them to increase the range of the range of the weapon a few hundred yards. My bowels are completely empty right now but I am weak, sore and still drinking diluted gatorade to keep my blood sugar from getting too low. One of my co workers wanted to treat me to lunch at Wendy's lol! It was a nice gesture and he meant well.
Best wishes to all my brothers in brown out there!
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> I'm sorry to hear of that Sliced, and you are
> right. Those with superior bowels rub it in our
> faces. It's almost like nazi Germany, with us
> getting brown stars, and oppressed because of it.
>
> My bowels feel like Mount Saint Helens prior to
> the eruption. This one is going to hurt.
>
> Vcc that picture looks painful.
Hold fast BO!
Ever seen the movie "Master and Commander"?
Yesterday my ass felt like the ships cannons that they removed the wheels from underneath them to increase the range of the range of the weapon a few hundred yards. My bowels are completely empty right now but I am weak, sore and still drinking diluted gatorade to keep my blood sugar from getting too low. One of my co workers wanted to treat me to lunch at Wendy's lol! It was a nice gesture and he meant well.
Best wishes to all my brothers in brown out there!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: May 26, 2015 04:12PM
Nutritionist Wrote:
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> Have you tried my suggestions yet? Especially the
> kale, soybeans, and steamed vegetables?
User name nutritionist,
They need to see a GI specialist, and most could use some form of counseling. Your information is faulty, and you would be best served by working with non IBS individuals.
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> Have you tried my suggestions yet? Especially the
> kale, soybeans, and steamed vegetables?
User name nutritionist,
They need to see a GI specialist, and most could use some form of counseling. Your information is faulty, and you would be best served by working with non IBS individuals.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 26, 2015 04:47PM
Time to ignore these "professionals", one with green shit, the other with midieval tools.
Sliced, yes I did see that, and here's to your bowels not being so stern, or plundered by anon dick and the like.
It says something about your optimistic spirit, that despite not being able to consume what your Co worker offered, that deep down in your bowels you understand their well intended gesture.
Have you ever used a mirror to, watch your rectum open by any chance?
Sliced, yes I did see that, and here's to your bowels not being so stern, or plundered by anon dick and the like.
It says something about your optimistic spirit, that despite not being able to consume what your Co worker offered, that deep down in your bowels you understand their well intended gesture.
Have you ever used a mirror to, watch your rectum open by any chance?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gobbler
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Date: May 26, 2015 07:19PM
It's probably a dumb question. Yet does Beano work for any of you all?
Here's my symptoms. Nervousness, gassiness when around a lot of people. This had been embarrassing dating. I'm tired of stepping out of the room, or even going outside. I feel horrible. Sometimes it's rare thank God there's a small brown mark on excessive gas days on the back of my briefs. I thank the good advice I've seen here but what's my condition? What to do really?
Here's my symptoms. Nervousness, gassiness when around a lot of people. This had been embarrassing dating. I'm tired of stepping out of the room, or even going outside. I feel horrible. Sometimes it's rare thank God there's a small brown mark on excessive gas days on the back of my briefs. I thank the good advice I've seen here but what's my condition? What to do really?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
rerttt
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Date: May 27, 2015 06:19AM
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 27, 2015 08:11AM
Gobbler, your question is reasonably brown. Beano helps alleviate some of my gas, but not the bowel busting asteroids I crap out on a regular basis. You are one of us. The brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
nt664
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Date: May 27, 2015 08:53AM
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Posted by:
hitchshitter
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Date: May 27, 2015 09:48AM
Hey brown.. maybe this might be useful for you
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dafuq
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Date: May 27, 2015 11:41AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Have you ever used a mirror to, watch your rectum
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 27, 2015 03:04PM
The shitter device seems wise, but for Silverado sized shits, that just wouldn't cut the mustard. The screaming, toe curling and Olympic like bouncing due to the defections just wouldn't work.
I'd break it sadly, but hope others might find it handy in a pinch.
I'd break it sadly, but hope others might find it handy in a pinch.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
butthurt1
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Date: May 27, 2015 03:54PM
dafuq Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Have you ever used a mirror to, watch your
> rectum
> > open by any chance?
as a matter of fact yes I have, even made a video of it. its on xtube
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Have you ever used a mirror to, watch your
> rectum
> > open by any chance?
as a matter of fact yes I have, even made a video of it. its on xtube
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 27, 2015 04:07PM
butthurt1 Wrote:
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> dafuq Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > > Have you ever used a mirror to, watch your
> > rectum
> > > open by any chance?
Fascinating, do you have a link. I'll need to put on my magnifying reading glasses. I hope you were taking a crap for scientific purposes.
>
>
> as a matter of fact yes I have, even made a video
> of it. its on xtube
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> dafuq Wrote:
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> > > Have you ever used a mirror to, watch your
> > rectum
> > > open by any chance?
Fascinating, do you have a link. I'll need to put on my magnifying reading glasses. I hope you were taking a crap for scientific purposes.
>
>
> as a matter of fact yes I have, even made a video
> of it. its on xtube
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
butthurt1
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Date: May 27, 2015 04:16PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
w8yu7
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Date: May 27, 2015 04:20PM
butthurt1 Wrote:
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> Enjoy
>
> http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=UTApi-G864-#.VWYl
> z-ISaH8
i am speechless..................................
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> Enjoy
>
> http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=UTApi-G864-#.VWYl
> z-ISaH8
i am speechless..................................
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 27, 2015 04:30PM
That's actually a fairly regular sized, but for most people, that would require my midwives and crash cart.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
butthurt1
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Date: May 27, 2015 04:32PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That's actually a fairly regular sized, but for
> most people, that would require my midwives and
> crash cart.
how does it compare on the stool guide ?
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> That's actually a fairly regular sized, but for
> most people, that would require my midwives and
> crash cart.
how does it compare on the stool guide ?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: May 27, 2015 04:55PM
butthurt1 Wrote:
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> Enjoy
>
> http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=UTApi-G864-#.VWYl
> z-ISaH8
User name Butt Hurt,
And actually to all of you. I warned you immature write ups would have disgusting consequences. You all need mental help. Truly foul, disgusting and animal like. You should all be ashamed, but there are no moral compasses to speak of.
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> Enjoy
>
> http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=UTApi-G864-#.VWYl
> z-ISaH8
User name Butt Hurt,
And actually to all of you. I warned you immature write ups would have disgusting consequences. You all need mental help. Truly foul, disgusting and animal like. You should all be ashamed, but there are no moral compasses to speak of.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Shit Splash
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Date: May 27, 2015 05:35PM
That's the longest shit I've ever seen! Gross but fascinating!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
butthurt1
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Date: May 27, 2015 07:26PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> butthurt1 Wrote:
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> > Enjoy
> >
> >
> http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=UTApi-G864-#.VWYl
>
> > z-ISaH8
>
>
> User name Butt Hurt,
>
> And actually to all of you. I warned you immature
> write ups would have disgusting consequences. You
> all need mental help. Truly foul, disgusting and
> animal like. You should all be ashamed, but there
> are no moral compasses to speak of.
HEY.. I was asked for a link. dont blame the messinger..
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> butthurt1 Wrote:
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> -----
> > Enjoy
> >
> >
> http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=UTApi-G864-#.VWYl
>
> > z-ISaH8
>
>
> User name Butt Hurt,
>
> And actually to all of you. I warned you immature
> write ups would have disgusting consequences. You
> all need mental help. Truly foul, disgusting and
> animal like. You should all be ashamed, but there
> are no moral compasses to speak of.
HEY.. I was asked for a link. dont blame the messinger..
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 28, 2015 08:16AM
Butthurt, "fuck that guy". Anon Dick is an asshole. He's a sodomizer.
How are your bowels feeling this morning?
How are your bowels feeling this morning?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 28, 2015 10:00AM
My rear end just catapulted a Subaru. If Farrish is looking for one of their Outbacks, I can point them in the right direction.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: May 28, 2015 11:39AM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
> User name Butt Hurt,
>
> And actually to all of you. I warned you immature
> write ups would have disgusting consequences. You
> all need mental help. Truly foul, disgusting and
> animal like. You should all be ashamed, but there
> are no moral compasses to speak of.
Wow, Anon Doc seems to have hurt feelings.
But no, you have to have feelings to get hurt in the first place.
Thats just his arrogance, he hates being challenged, the pretense is he knows everything because he went to medical school.
Anon Doc doesn't listen,thats the problem with the vast majority of the available Ano Recto practitoners.
If Anon Doc heard what we're saying , he'd realize, the doctors DON'T help, and we're frustrated.
Its all about him and his ego.
It should be all about our bowels.
> User name Butt Hurt,
>
> And actually to all of you. I warned you immature
> write ups would have disgusting consequences. You
> all need mental help. Truly foul, disgusting and
> animal like. You should all be ashamed, but there
> are no moral compasses to speak of.
Wow, Anon Doc seems to have hurt feelings.
But no, you have to have feelings to get hurt in the first place.
Thats just his arrogance, he hates being challenged, the pretense is he knows everything because he went to medical school.
Anon Doc doesn't listen,thats the problem with the vast majority of the available Ano Recto practitoners.
If Anon Doc heard what we're saying , he'd realize, the doctors DON'T help, and we're frustrated.
Its all about him and his ego.
It should be all about our bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 28, 2015 12:04PM
I agree with you BEH. Anon dick and his fellow sodomizers, that seem to come out of the movie Hostel, are sociopaths of the highest degree.
My favorite is when anon dick brings up patient care. In his eyes that's synonymous with putting his digits in a persons rear, and then collecting their money, for his Jaguar which has a lot of hand sanitizer for the steering wheel.
We are literally treated like a bastard stepchild, and it should be about our bowels. Yet instead it's misery, wasted time, and that fucking pineapple eating janitor giving me the evil eye.
My favorite is when anon dick brings up patient care. In his eyes that's synonymous with putting his digits in a persons rear, and then collecting their money, for his Jaguar which has a lot of hand sanitizer for the steering wheel.
We are literally treated like a bastard stepchild, and it should be about our bowels. Yet instead it's misery, wasted time, and that fucking pineapple eating janitor giving me the evil eye.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sunflower72
()
Date: May 28, 2015 01:22PM
Not all GI's are like that, but this one is. I enjoyed being a GI nurse for several years, but hugs to you all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: May 28, 2015 01:44PM
Sunflower72 Wrote:
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> Not all GI's are like that, but this one is. I
> enjoyed being a GI nurse for several years, but
> hugs to you all.
Scat loving fucks!!!!
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> Not all GI's are like that, but this one is. I
> enjoyed being a GI nurse for several years, but
> hugs to you all.
Scat loving fucks!!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 28, 2015 01:55PM
After your name is called, a nurse with a clothes pin on her nose, gloves, and a biohazard suit walks you back to the "doctors" office.
She takes your temperature rectally, and then practically crushes your arm with the blood pressure squeeze. She doesn't care. Her attitude seems to be straight out of a brown assembly line.
She brings out the same clipboard each time. The same questions every visit. I'm waiting for her to interrogate me under hot lights, as she asks me about my diet and stools. It's like being five again. It's awful. Her job is to humiliate you prior to the "doctor." This will loosen up your will to fight.
It's all about getting you, to get ready for oppression prior to the metal table and the beefy fingers. No one cares. They are all sadistic, vicious, and want to make you and your bowels scream.
She takes your temperature rectally, and then practically crushes your arm with the blood pressure squeeze. She doesn't care. Her attitude seems to be straight out of a brown assembly line.
She brings out the same clipboard each time. The same questions every visit. I'm waiting for her to interrogate me under hot lights, as she asks me about my diet and stools. It's like being five again. It's awful. Her job is to humiliate you prior to the "doctor." This will loosen up your will to fight.
It's all about getting you, to get ready for oppression prior to the metal table and the beefy fingers. No one cares. They are all sadistic, vicious, and want to make you and your bowels scream.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 28, 2015 05:21PM
It's going to be a record night of strain and pain, as I'm brewing another deuce.
It's rare to drop two in a day, but I wonder if this Thursday is something out of the movie Deep Impact. That the one with two asteroids, one of substantial size that Robert Duvall and the crew eliminated with their sacrifice of courage and love.
The groan throne is in the front of all my thoughts, and if I could warn my neighbors to ignore the yelling, that would be great.
It's rare to drop two in a day, but I wonder if this Thursday is something out of the movie Deep Impact. That the one with two asteroids, one of substantial size that Robert Duvall and the crew eliminated with their sacrifice of courage and love.
The groan throne is in the front of all my thoughts, and if I could warn my neighbors to ignore the yelling, that would be great.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fucking Crazyyyy
()
Date: May 28, 2015 06:27PM
dafuq Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> >
> > Have you ever used a mirror to, watch your
> rectum
> > open by any chance?
This person is allowed to be on the streets? WTF?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Have you ever used a mirror to, watch your
> rectum
> > open by any chance?
This person is allowed to be on the streets? WTF?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
anti gay medication
()
Date: May 28, 2015 08:12PM
Fucking Crazyyyy Wrote:
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> dafuq Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > Have you ever used a mirror to, watch your
> > rectum
> > > open by any chance?
>
>
> This person is allowed to be on the streets? WTF?
Need anti gay medication!
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> dafuq Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > Have you ever used a mirror to, watch your
> > rectum
> > > open by any chance?
>
>
> This person is allowed to be on the streets? WTF?
Need anti gay medication!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 29, 2015 06:42AM
The question was out of curiosity. For medical purposes I have watched my bowel movements with a mirror, the midwives have helped so I know when the birth crowning is happening, along with knowing what I have to fight.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 29, 2015 10:11AM
Whew. That one left skid marks and a distinctive aroma.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara
()
Date: May 29, 2015 10:26AM
BO you should try a Chlorox enema. You will feel cleaner than you ever have.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 29, 2015 08:04PM
Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> BO you should try a Chlorox enema. You will feel
> cleaner than you ever have.
Oh heavens no! That chemical I believe has explosive compounds. Dropping a deuce from my battered bowels could annihilate Fairfax.
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> BO you should try a Chlorox enema. You will feel
> cleaner than you ever have.
Oh heavens no! That chemical I believe has explosive compounds. Dropping a deuce from my battered bowels could annihilate Fairfax.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: May 30, 2015 05:48AM
Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> BO you should try a Chlorox enema. You will feel
> cleaner than you ever have.
Are you being feces-ious?
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> BO you should try a Chlorox enema. You will feel
> cleaner than you ever have.
Are you being feces-ious?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 30, 2015 10:33AM
That was one of the biggest yet.
First a special thank you to the midwives, for the birth of a stinky huge tar baby who's apgar score was a ten.
There was screaming, heavy breathing, and profound sweating. Time for a sitz bath.
First a special thank you to the midwives, for the birth of a stinky huge tar baby who's apgar score was a ten.
There was screaming, heavy breathing, and profound sweating. Time for a sitz bath.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Butthurt1
()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:06PM
Any blood ?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:30PM
Butthurt1 Wrote:
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> Any blood ?
I didn't see the umbilical cord or placenta, but I believe that's likely as I have an IV with fluids.
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> Any blood ?
I didn't see the umbilical cord or placenta, but I believe that's likely as I have an IV with fluids.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 30, 2015 07:35PM
I'm glad bowels are getting the attention they deserve on the underground.
Yet for the love of the Almighty and your bowels, please stop using second rate toilet paper or using fingers, or putting painkillers in your starfish.
Your 33 feet of bowels have enough shit to deal with. Insane this week has been, and my bowels quiver at the thoughts and actions of some here.
WWBD?
Yet for the love of the Almighty and your bowels, please stop using second rate toilet paper or using fingers, or putting painkillers in your starfish.
Your 33 feet of bowels have enough shit to deal with. Insane this week has been, and my bowels quiver at the thoughts and actions of some here.
WWBD?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Seeing with brown
()
Date: May 30, 2015 08:19PM
I have severe constipation. For years and it's not getting better. Anything you guys recommend?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
travel agent
()
Date: May 31, 2015 06:35AM
Spend the night in a giant anus!
http://www.ripleys.com/blog/spend-the-night-in-a-giant-anus/
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 31, 2015 06:47AM
Seeing I'll get back to you.
Right now my starfish is goulash.
That's a unique spot Travel.
Right now my starfish is goulash.
That's a unique spot Travel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: May 31, 2015 12:27PM
This has reached a new low. It's fine to discuss your illness, but don't undermine patient care. You would be well served, to look at the gastrointestinal
Research being conducted at the University of Iowa and Williams College.
From what I understand, IBS will be a featured article in next months well respected Lancet.
Research being conducted at the University of Iowa and Williams College.
From what I understand, IBS will be a featured article in next months well respected Lancet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 31, 2015 01:56PM
I just digested anon dick.
Tasted like bullshit. Now to drop off a huge load.
Tasted like bullshit. Now to drop off a huge load.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mike O' Meara
()
Date: May 31, 2015 03:50PM
The Clorox enema was a clear way of pipe cleaning boys.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 01, 2015 06:20PM
Bad idea Mike. My starfish the past couple of days has been pounded. The midwives have helped, the breathing exercises too, but my rear end hurts. Badly.
To make matters worse, I have to visit my GI tomorrow. On to learning about the Redskins or Nats as I get sodomized on the table.
To make matters worse, I have to visit my GI tomorrow. On to learning about the Redskins or Nats as I get sodomized on the table.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2015 06:33AM
Amazing how some rest feels. A sitz bath helped but I'm worried about potential damage to my bowels at the doctors office.
Those beefy fingers and scopes hurt like hell.
Those beefy fingers and scopes hurt like hell.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2015 12:05PM
I just got back from my "doctors" office. My ass hurts and I know a lot more about Bryce Harper.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: June 02, 2015 02:09PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> and I know a lot more about Bryce Harper.
About his bowels? ;)
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> and I know a lot more about Bryce Harper.
About his bowels? ;)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2015 03:03PM
My guess as Deadly, is that Bryce Harper's youth and athletic build, his bowels are fine. He doesn't seem uncomfortable at the plate.
My "doctor" likes to talk about sports and his two Jaguars while fingering my rectum.
My "doctor" likes to talk about sports and his two Jaguars while fingering my rectum.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: June 02, 2015 04:39PM
Do you guys recommend any OTC product for being constipated or are they all bull?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2015 08:11PM
Cave, there are a number of remedies. I find the stool softeners, that you place in your rectum to start the melting process to be best.
Yes I know someone will bring up fisting. Don't do it no matter what. Castor oil, and also a shitload of laxatives can help your bowels behave.
Yes I know someone will bring up fisting. Don't do it no matter what. Castor oil, and also a shitload of laxatives can help your bowels behave.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Beavis
()
Date: June 02, 2015 11:33PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I just digested anon dick.
>
> Tasted like bullshit. Now to drop off a huge load.
Why don't you quit swallowing stranger's jism and maybe your bowels will improve.
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> I just digested anon dick.
>
> Tasted like bullshit. Now to drop off a huge load.
Why don't you quit swallowing stranger's jism and maybe your bowels will improve.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 03, 2015 06:42AM
Beavis Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > I just digested anon dick.
> >
> > Tasted like bullshit. Now to drop off a huge
> load.
>
>
> Why don't you quit swallowing stranger's jism and
> maybe your bowels will improve.
Why don't you sit on a cold metal table with fingers up your ass?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just digested anon dick.
> >
> > Tasted like bullshit. Now to drop off a huge
> load.
>
>
> Why don't you quit swallowing stranger's jism and
> maybe your bowels will improve.
Why don't you sit on a cold metal table with fingers up your ass?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 03, 2015 07:20AM
OK I promised to describe other staff at my "doctors" office. The phlebotomy lab technician isn't safe from my frustration.
The lab is a white room, with pictures of various digestive ailments, and one is crooked with a flower on it.
The technician always wears a clothes pin on her nose. Can she find a vein? Any? The doctor at least can find my rear end.
After being stabbed non stop, my blood is put in vials. The technician is a young lady who never smiles, is completely devoid of emotion. To her I'm just another number with ass problems.
The lab is a white room, with pictures of various digestive ailments, and one is crooked with a flower on it.
The technician always wears a clothes pin on her nose. Can she find a vein? Any? The doctor at least can find my rear end.
After being stabbed non stop, my blood is put in vials. The technician is a young lady who never smiles, is completely devoid of emotion. To her I'm just another number with ass problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 03, 2015 10:33AM
I used a mirror to see my rectum "open up", like that scene from Independence Day. It wasn't "so pretty. " instead it was like watching a basketball, albeit a smelly one, going through a water hose.
Afterwards I looked. My bowels were mostly clean, but there's still some crappie on the far wall.
Afterwards I looked. My bowels were mostly clean, but there's still some crappie on the far wall.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 03, 2015 11:18AM
User name Brown Onion,
Please check yourself into a mental health facility.
Please check yourself into a mental health facility.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sliced Onion
()
Date: June 03, 2015 03:01PM
It's getting embarrassing traveling. My boss wants me to go on more road trips. Bad foods for bowels, hours of sitting, questionable toilets, and not being able to take my portable one make me nervous.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: June 03, 2015 03:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Cave, there are a number of remedies. I find the
> stool softeners, that you place in your rectum to
> start the melting process to be best.
>
> Yes I know someone will bring up fisting. Don't do
> it no matter what. Castor oil, and also a shitload
> of laxatives can help your bowels behave.
Thank you man. The past week hasn't been fun
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> Cave, there are a number of remedies. I find the
> stool softeners, that you place in your rectum to
> start the melting process to be best.
>
> Yes I know someone will bring up fisting. Don't do
> it no matter what. Castor oil, and also a shitload
> of laxatives can help your bowels behave.
Thank you man. The past week hasn't been fun
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 03, 2015 04:12PM
Sliced, I wish you could get a mileage expense for your personal car. That way you could bring your portable unit, get in the back seat to take a cap while listening to some tunes.
Cave, you are welcome. Now off to churn something. This bloating is awful.
Cave, you are welcome. Now off to churn something. This bloating is awful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2015 06:29AM
I literally broke the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2015 01:44PM
It amazes me, but as usual the blood results show nothing. I pay for shit to shit. Makes no sense.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: June 04, 2015 01:47PM
BO, have you always suffered like this? From your earliest potty training days? Or has your affliction slowly gotten worse as you age?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2015 04:40PM
Deadly,
It's been with me awhile. I remember my parents pulling me on a little red wagon, and I'd have rather large bowel movements. The look on my father's face, I'll never forget it. It was as if I let my old man down, and he had to buy lots of plungers.
Mother did all she could to calm him and my worries down, but everyone in our neighborhood knew why he was always going to the hardware store. The man could have been a plumber.
With age my bowels have betrayed me more. Countless hours on the groan throne or wasted time with doctors. How are your bowels?
It's been with me awhile. I remember my parents pulling me on a little red wagon, and I'd have rather large bowel movements. The look on my father's face, I'll never forget it. It was as if I let my old man down, and he had to buy lots of plungers.
Mother did all she could to calm him and my worries down, but everyone in our neighborhood knew why he was always going to the hardware store. The man could have been a plumber.
With age my bowels have betrayed me more. Countless hours on the groan throne or wasted time with doctors. How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 04, 2015 04:48PM
Brownie, thats a sad story. At least I had years of good bowel functions in my younger days. One of my most cherished memories are the leisurely Sunday morning dumps, with the coffee and The Washington Post..
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2015 07:27PM
BEH how have you and your bowels been? Long time no hear.
Yes little red wagons became underwear full of gigantic dumps that I couldn't hold on to, and then eventually the torment at elementary school became unbearable. My teacher was an insensitive brute, who quite often used to not only hit my wrists, but told me to stop shifting in my chair.
Today kids with IBS might be diagnosed with ADD at least, but back then I was purposely disrupting her class. Rather it would be my bowels, which my parents tried to explain, but the teacher and others would not give me the benefit of the doubt.
There were a few good years, but my sister Matilda and I have always suffered from less than perfect bowels, while our brother Clarence is an asshole. That's probably why he lives in New York.
Yes little red wagons became underwear full of gigantic dumps that I couldn't hold on to, and then eventually the torment at elementary school became unbearable. My teacher was an insensitive brute, who quite often used to not only hit my wrists, but told me to stop shifting in my chair.
Today kids with IBS might be diagnosed with ADD at least, but back then I was purposely disrupting her class. Rather it would be my bowels, which my parents tried to explain, but the teacher and others would not give me the benefit of the doubt.
There were a few good years, but my sister Matilda and I have always suffered from less than perfect bowels, while our brother Clarence is an asshole. That's probably why he lives in New York.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: June 05, 2015 09:37AM
Sorry to hear that, BO. As for my bowels, I'm one of the fortunate few on this thread. Regular as ever. If I ever feel the need to "get things moving", a piece of fruit or some extra mayo on a sandwich does the trick.
BEH...I know what you mean about Sunday mornings!
BEH...I know what you mean about Sunday mornings!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2015 10:35AM
Thank you Deadly Combo, right now I feel as if I've been sodomized by Dennis Hastert after that crap
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2015 12:43PM
Its frustrating and my fault. Yet the soda pop and peanut combination, has caused bloating and I just dropped a shit that was beyond aircraft carrier huge.
While the nuts might have helped gliding the brown monster down the throne slightly, there's going to be a lot of witch hazel going on. Plus my sister here is soon enough, and I'm sure she's going to bring up not only her bowels, but mine as well.
While the nuts might have helped gliding the brown monster down the throne slightly, there's going to be a lot of witch hazel going on. Plus my sister here is soon enough, and I'm sure she's going to bring up not only her bowels, but mine as well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mpp
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Date: June 05, 2015 05:00PM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2015 05:48PM
Great, that's wonderful. How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2015 09:41AM
Well I think we know where that Malaysian 777 is. That one was truly awful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sharon Blackcox
()
Date: June 06, 2015 11:14AM
My boyfriend likes to hit the dirt road at least once a week. It keeps me regular.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 06, 2015 02:26PM
Sharon Blackcox Wrote:
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> My boyfriend likes to hit the dirt road at least
> once a week. It keeps me regular.
User name Sharon Blackcox,
Promoting a barbaric sex act is unacceptable. Not only is it forbidden in the Bible, it also can cause irreversible damage.
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> My boyfriend likes to hit the dirt road at least
> once a week. It keeps me regular.
User name Sharon Blackcox,
Promoting a barbaric sex act is unacceptable. Not only is it forbidden in the Bible, it also can cause irreversible damage.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 06, 2015 03:34PM
Anon Doc hates to hear about any rectal insertion he can't bill for
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 06, 2015 06:30PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Anon Doc hates to hear about any rectal insertion
> he can't bill for
To even insinuate such a claim, is not only an insult to yourself, but also to those with digestive disorders user name BEH. You are immature, and need to grow up.
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> Anon Doc hates to hear about any rectal insertion
> he can't bill for
To even insinuate such a claim, is not only an insult to yourself, but also to those with digestive disorders user name BEH. You are immature, and need to grow up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2015 08:20PM
Yes anon dick, you've been so helpful over the years. Today I strain in pain, its 2015 in modern medicine. Yet you operate in the 1800's asshole.