Brown Onion Wrote:
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> You walk around that food court at the mall. The
> neon signs light up, advertising the best
> cheesesteaks, or perhaps there are some slant eyed
> folks giving out free Wong Dong Chicken to
> encourage you to dine on their fried cat.
>
> That toothpick looks tempting. The lady smiles and
> says "You'll love this." Yet deep down below, down
> in your lower intestines and bowel area, there is
> a scream that says "Absolutely not!"
>
> The lady you are with wants to try the chicken
> salad with God knows what ingredients, most of
> which are not bowel friendly. Yet you want to
> please that gal you are with, prior to seeing the
> God awful shoe stores or kiosks where she buys her
> stupid candles.(Side note: these can eliminate
> some odors as needed)
>
> You dine on the food, looking at that sweet lady
> you are with, when you feel a drop in your
> stomach. Its time to pay the bill, and this one
> doesn't involve any money.
>
> You run into a nasty mall stall, where you are
> rudely interrupted by senators with wide stances,
> people banging on the door, or others screaming
> about the stench. Its not your fault, but your
> bowels literally hoist a nasty smelling placenta
> like birth that stinks to high hell.
>
> Once out, and washing your hands with men whom are
> coughing or throwing up from the smell, you think
> you are in the clear. Yet there's your lady
> looking at you with vicious eyes. She says
> something rude like "Could you have taken any
> longer," or "What animal did you kill?" Its
> embarrassing and that might just end your date.
"Wong dong chicken" lol!
Prease, you try wong dong cheeken
Very very good for your digestions!
You try
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