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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon doc.
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Date: July 10, 2015 11:41AM
I'm pleased to announce my retirement.
Most whom seek a board certified GI,are appreciative and not immature like the animals here.
Most whom seek a board certified GI,are appreciative and not immature like the animals here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: July 10, 2015 12:02PM
Retiring from your practice? Or retiring from posting here?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 10, 2015 12:36PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Retiring from your practice? Or retiring from
> posting here?
Either way a victory. One less asshole with stinky fingers
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> Retiring from your practice? Or retiring from
> posting here?
Either way a victory. One less asshole with stinky fingers
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 10, 2015 02:42PM
I'm gratified people are comfortable enough to show pictures of their defections or talk about their bowels on this site
The person who created this site is bowel friendly, and deserves a brown medal
The person who created this site is bowel friendly, and deserves a brown medal
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 10, 2015 08:33PM
Watching Donald Trump, he has lots of $, but crummy bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jhonny Bravo
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Date: July 11, 2015 03:24AM
Coffee and raw fruit and laxatives don't help and I should mention
It causes considerable clenching
Irritable bowel syndrome is irritability of the bowels
Irritable bowel syndrome makes you only speak in vowels
AAAA EEEE IIII OOOO UUUU
WHY!
It causes considerable clenching
Irritable bowel syndrome is irritability of the bowels
Irritable bowel syndrome makes you only speak in vowels
AAAA EEEE IIII OOOO UUUU
WHY!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jhonny Bravo
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Date: July 11, 2015 03:33AM
Imagine me with a leak like the Exxon Valdeez
It's the smell that's making me wheeze
A garden hose doesn't have this much power
I'm splashing so much it sounds like I'm in the shower
My lower intestines, they growl like a jaguar
Everything inside falls out like Niagara
Polluting the air is so much fun
Now I'm on the john, the neighborhood is on the run
For those that know me I often blow their mind
Because they know I go for days at a time
I've seen magicians who can pull hankerchiefs out their hand
But can they pull out toilet paper like I can?
It's an incredible size, doesn't fit through my thighs
And it's burning my eyes and attracting the flies
But I'm-a keep going till the EPA calls out
My butt producing lots of nuclear fallout
With odor itself there's nothing I can't melt
For miles around the vibrations are felt
This is dangerous stuff it's not a bluff it's been proven
Indeed I think I need to make my bowels keep moving
It's the smell that's making me wheeze
A garden hose doesn't have this much power
I'm splashing so much it sounds like I'm in the shower
My lower intestines, they growl like a jaguar
Everything inside falls out like Niagara
Polluting the air is so much fun
Now I'm on the john, the neighborhood is on the run
For those that know me I often blow their mind
Because they know I go for days at a time
I've seen magicians who can pull hankerchiefs out their hand
But can they pull out toilet paper like I can?
It's an incredible size, doesn't fit through my thighs
And it's burning my eyes and attracting the flies
But I'm-a keep going till the EPA calls out
My butt producing lots of nuclear fallout
With odor itself there's nothing I can't melt
For miles around the vibrations are felt
This is dangerous stuff it's not a bluff it's been proven
Indeed I think I need to make my bowels keep moving
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 11, 2015 07:05AM
Mr Bravo,
Great lyrics, and let's talk about clenching.
Whether our rear ends or teeth, either way an uncomfortable action.
This morning my incisors clenched on to a fan belt.
Great lyrics, and let's talk about clenching.
Whether our rear ends or teeth, either way an uncomfortable action.
This morning my incisors clenched on to a fan belt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
clenchfoot
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Date: July 11, 2015 07:23AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Mr Bravo,
>
> Great lyrics, and let's talk about clenching.
>
> Whether our rear ends or teeth, either way an
> uncomfortable action.
>
> This morning my incisors clenched on to a fan
> belt.
Been there.
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> Mr Bravo,
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> Great lyrics, and let's talk about clenching.
>
> Whether our rear ends or teeth, either way an
> uncomfortable action.
>
> This morning my incisors clenched on to a fan
> belt.
Been there.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want Anal Sex
Posted by:
mnu75d4
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Date: July 11, 2015 08:38AM
this might be a bit off topic but hoping some of you with bowel issues would know. I am in need of large tubes of preperation H. I not only have internal and also bleeding hemmoroids it takes 3 regular tubes just to have anal sex. but it is the only thing that keeps them at bay. where can i find huge tubes or even by the bucket ?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want Anal Sex
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 11, 2015 01:34PM
Clench,
That picture or nails in the walls or floor tiles is accurate.
To the last person, why make your bowels worse? 33 feet of intestines, your starfish being abused for what purpose?
WWBD?
That picture or nails in the walls or floor tiles is accurate.
To the last person, why make your bowels worse? 33 feet of intestines, your starfish being abused for what purpose?
WWBD?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Steve Perry of Journey
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Date: July 11, 2015 04:43PM
Dedicated to Mr. Brown Onion. May your bowels be inspired by my rock anthems.
Just a big brown turd
Floating in a smelly world
It took the midnight dump goin anywhere
A toilet in the old bathroom
The smell of piss and asshole fumes
A good shit sometimes takes all night
It goes on and on and on
Shitters waiting
Up and down the row of stalls
Their flushes singing in the night
Buttholes, burning
Squeezing just to drop a load
Bleeding somewhere in the night
Dont stop squeezing
Push your bowels to the ceiling
Just a big brown turd
Floating in a smelly world
It took the midnight dump goin anywhere
A toilet in the old bathroom
The smell of piss and asshole fumes
A good shit sometimes takes all night
It goes on and on and on
Shitters waiting
Up and down the row of stalls
Their flushes singing in the night
Buttholes, burning
Squeezing just to drop a load
Bleeding somewhere in the night
Dont stop squeezing
Push your bowels to the ceiling
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 11, 2015 06:07PM
Beautiful. I wonder if Steve Perry does have bowel problems. Questionable also is Bruce Springsteen in the video "we are the world"
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boss Log
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Date: July 11, 2015 06:47PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Beautiful. I wonder if Steve Perry does have
> bowel problems. Questionable also is Bruce
> Springsteen in the video "we are the world"
Indeed. This is the picture of a man squeezing a death log from his bowels. You can see the pain written on his face.
Bless his poor, constipated soul.
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> Beautiful. I wonder if Steve Perry does have
> bowel problems. Questionable also is Bruce
> Springsteen in the video "we are the world"
Indeed. This is the picture of a man squeezing a death log from his bowels. You can see the pain written on his face.
Bless his poor, constipated soul.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 11, 2015 08:51PM
It would be great if the boss, in addition to crapping out New Jersey, could come clean about his bowels.
A bit before his time, but one has to wonder if Tom Jones, got brown panties thrown at him?
A bit before his time, but one has to wonder if Tom Jones, got brown panties thrown at him?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ibsman
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Date: July 12, 2015 04:06AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 12, 2015 08:10AM
That was a lovely song.
For those of us with bad bowels, it would be the best Christmas gift ever. Especially considering the holiday foods lead to gauze and witch hazel.
For those of us with bad bowels, it would be the best Christmas gift ever. Especially considering the holiday foods lead to gauze and witch hazel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
porfkjs
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Date: July 12, 2015 08:23AM
It's not Christmas you bowel impacted piece of self absorbent shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 12, 2015 09:43AM
porfkjs Wrote:
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> It's not Christmas you bowel impacted piece of
> self absorbent shit.
How are your bowels?
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> It's not Christmas you bowel impacted piece of
> self absorbent shit.
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jhonny Bravo
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Date: July 12, 2015 09:55AM
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when my bowels are clear
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When Im clear the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know they are clear.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When your bowels are clear all day.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when my bowels are clear
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When Im clear the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know they are clear.
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when my bowels are clear
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When Im clear the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know they are clear.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When your bowels are clear all day.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when my bowels are clear
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When Im clear the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know they are clear.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 12, 2015 10:18AM
Beautiful Mr Bravo,
One with inferior bowels, can dream of superior ones.
I think mine are signaling a need to squeeze out Donald Trump through my starfish. Could have a hair ball coming out of my ass.
One with inferior bowels, can dream of superior ones.
I think mine are signaling a need to squeeze out Donald Trump through my starfish. Could have a hair ball coming out of my ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 12, 2015 02:34PM
No Caesarean was needed. I'd like to thank the midwives from The Brown Brigade.
It's amazing how compassionate they are. In a small confined smelly area, they focus on me by holding my hand, reminding me of breathing exercises, and implementing an epidural as needed. Their persistence and dedication, in the midst of such challenging pain is remarkable.
The plumber is not nearly as kind, charges a lot more money, and has a shitty attitude.
It's amazing how compassionate they are. In a small confined smelly area, they focus on me by holding my hand, reminding me of breathing exercises, and implementing an epidural as needed. Their persistence and dedication, in the midst of such challenging pain is remarkable.
The plumber is not nearly as kind, charges a lot more money, and has a shitty attitude.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Reality checker
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Date: July 12, 2015 09:43PM
You are a crybaby onion. Stop bitching, grow a pair, maybe post something that makes sense. Moron.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: July 13, 2015 04:41AM
Anyone here ever hear about the famous toilets of Yolanda reef? The Red sea floor is littered with hundreds of toilets thanks to the wreck of a ship carrying bathroom remodeling supplies. Toilets that were carefully crafted to serve mankind for decades lie beneath the waves never to be used. Kind of sad.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 13, 2015 06:44AM
Those are great pictures of groan thrones.
Thank you dive bomber, as I had never heard of this before.
We're these used for bowels at one point
Thank you dive bomber, as I had never heard of this before.
We're these used for bowels at one point
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bge3wa22
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Date: July 13, 2015 08:01AM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 13, 2015 11:11AM
That John looks quite familiar after cabbage and cofree on an empty stomach.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
GI 57
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Date: July 13, 2015 02:22PM
This is without a doubt, the worst medical forum about IBS. One of my patients showed me this earlier, and it's full of false claims and negative behaviors.
I understand people whom have this diagnosis, do in fact contend with a lot, but this is a bunch of juvenile like tomfoolery.
I understand people whom have this diagnosis, do in fact contend with a lot, but this is a bunch of juvenile like tomfoolery.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
front to back
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Date: July 13, 2015 07:59PM
GI 57 Wrote:
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> This is without a doubt, the worst medical forum
> about IBS. One of my patients showed me this
> earlier, and it's full of false claims and
> negative behaviors.
>
> I understand people whom have this diagnosis, do
> in fact contend with a lot, but this is a bunch of
> juvenile like tomfoolery.
They deal with a lot but they come here to joke about it or just vent their frustrations a bit. This forum brings comfort to some.
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> This is without a doubt, the worst medical forum
> about IBS. One of my patients showed me this
> earlier, and it's full of false claims and
> negative behaviors.
>
> I understand people whom have this diagnosis, do
> in fact contend with a lot, but this is a bunch of
> juvenile like tomfoolery.
They deal with a lot but they come here to joke about it or just vent their frustrations a bit. This forum brings comfort to some.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bge3wa22
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Date: July 14, 2015 03:26AM
GI 57 Wrote:
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> This is without a doubt, the worst medical forum
> about IBS. One of my patients showed me this
> earlier, and it's full of false claims and
> negative behaviors.
>
> I understand people whom have this diagnosis, do
> in fact contend with a lot, but this is a bunch of
> juvenile like tomfoolery.
your no real doctor. just yet another fake on the internet
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> This is without a doubt, the worst medical forum
> about IBS. One of my patients showed me this
> earlier, and it's full of false claims and
> negative behaviors.
>
> I understand people whom have this diagnosis, do
> in fact contend with a lot, but this is a bunch of
> juvenile like tomfoolery.
your no real doctor. just yet another fake on the internet
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: July 14, 2015 05:06AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Those are great pictures of groan thrones.
>
> Thank you dive bomber, as I had never heard of
> this before.
>
> We're these used for bowels at one point?
My understanding is that the Yolanda reef toilets were never used.
Take a look at the international space station toilet that was custom built at a cost of 19 million dollars. It even turns your piss into drinkable water. Do you think it would be easier pooping in zero gravity or harder??
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> Those are great pictures of groan thrones.
>
> Thank you dive bomber, as I had never heard of
> this before.
>
> We're these used for bowels at one point?
My understanding is that the Yolanda reef toilets were never used.
Take a look at the international space station toilet that was custom built at a cost of 19 million dollars. It even turns your piss into drinkable water. Do you think it would be easier pooping in zero gravity or harder??
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 14, 2015 05:25AM
front to back Wrote:
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> GI 57 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is without a doubt, the worst medical
> forum
> > about IBS. One of my patients showed me this
> > earlier, and it's full of false claims and
> > negative behaviors.
> >
> > I understand people whom have this diagnosis,
> do
> > in fact contend with a lot, but this is a bunch
> of
> > juvenile like tomfoolery.
>
>
> They deal with a lot but they come here to joke
> about it or just vent their frustrations a bit.
> This forum brings comfort to some.
Thank you for understanding that bowel buddy!
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> GI 57 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is without a doubt, the worst medical
> forum
> > about IBS. One of my patients showed me this
> > earlier, and it's full of false claims and
> > negative behaviors.
> >
> > I understand people whom have this diagnosis,
> do
> > in fact contend with a lot, but this is a bunch
> of
> > juvenile like tomfoolery.
>
>
> They deal with a lot but they come here to joke
> about it or just vent their frustrations a bit.
> This forum brings comfort to some.
Thank you for understanding that bowel buddy!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 14, 2015 05:27AM
Dive Bomber,
Your posts are very valuable, and this groan throne is truly a state of the art shitting device.
That's a great question too. Is that with or without midwives?
Your posts are very valuable, and this groan throne is truly a state of the art shitting device.
That's a great question too. Is that with or without midwives?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
we are doomed
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Date: July 14, 2015 05:36AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dive Bomber,
>
> Your posts are very valuable, and this groan
> throne is truly a state of the art shitting
> device.
>
> That's a great question too. Is that with or
> without midwives?
how will your bowels handle being in a fema camp during re-education ?
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> Dive Bomber,
>
> Your posts are very valuable, and this groan
> throne is truly a state of the art shitting
> device.
>
> That's a great question too. Is that with or
> without midwives?
how will your bowels handle being in a fema camp during re-education ?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 14, 2015 05:51AM
If my bowels end up in FEMA camp?
How are your bowels? And do you have any tinfoil?
How are your bowels? And do you have any tinfoil?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
4e32q
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Date: July 14, 2015 06:05AM
my bowels are like iron. just a few hemmoroids.. wanna see ?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 14, 2015 06:19AM
4e32q Wrote:
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> my bowels are like iron. just a few hemmoroids..
> wanna see ?
Sure as roids can be problematic.
I'm not sure how one has iron bowels and roids, that shit honestly doesn't make sense.
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> my bowels are like iron. just a few hemmoroids..
> wanna see ?
Sure as roids can be problematic.
I'm not sure how one has iron bowels and roids, that shit honestly doesn't make sense.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
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Date: July 14, 2015 11:41AM
BEH, EESH, Ralph Pootawn are responsible for this scat loving nonsense. You are some nasty disgusting gross fuckers who should be at Woodburn.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 14, 2015 01:02PM
People kvetching about so andon't so, is divide and conquering of the brown.
It's unreal how those with superior bowels, continue to degrade the brown brigade, the brothers in bowel. You can complain, but the brown is united, with our sore asses and witch hazel.
It's unreal how those with superior bowels, continue to degrade the brown brigade, the brothers in bowel. You can complain, but the brown is united, with our sore asses and witch hazel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
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Date: July 14, 2015 01:25PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> People kvetching about so andon't so, is divide
> and conquering of the brown.
>
> It's unreal how those with superior bowels,
> continue to degrade the brown brigade, the
> brothers in bowel. You can complain, but the brown
> is united, with our sore asses and witch hazel.
How about adult diapers? You guys have nothing to complain about
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> People kvetching about so andon't so, is divide
> and conquering of the brown.
>
> It's unreal how those with superior bowels,
> continue to degrade the brown brigade, the
> brothers in bowel. You can complain, but the brown
> is united, with our sore asses and witch hazel.
How about adult diapers? You guys have nothing to complain about
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 14, 2015 05:23PM
Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > People kvetching about so andon't so, is divide
> > and conquering of the brown.
> >
> > It's unreal how those with superior bowels,
> > continue to degrade the brown brigade, the
> > brothers in bowel. You can complain, but the
> brown
> > is united, with our sore asses and witch hazel.
>
>
> How about adult diapers? You guys have nothing to
> complain about
Unreal. Brown you are one of us. Yes you have it in a different form, but whether we crap in our diapers or propel basketballs out of our rear ends, does it really matter?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > People kvetching about so andon't so, is divide
> > and conquering of the brown.
> >
> > It's unreal how those with superior bowels,
> > continue to degrade the brown brigade, the
> > brothers in bowel. You can complain, but the
> brown
> > is united, with our sore asses and witch hazel.
>
>
> How about adult diapers? You guys have nothing to
> complain about
Unreal. Brown you are one of us. Yes you have it in a different form, but whether we crap in our diapers or propel basketballs out of our rear ends, does it really matter?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: July 15, 2015 05:09AM
Are you guys aware of the world open defecation problem?
"Two and a half billion people live without access to improved sanitation and hygiene facilities, 1 billion currently defecate in the open and 748 million live without safe drinking water. The world may have 6 billion mobile phone subscriptions, but only 4.5 billion people have access to a toilet."
We should all be thankful that we are among the lucky 4.5 billion that have groan thrones at our disposal.
http://opendefecation.org/news/
"Two and a half billion people live without access to improved sanitation and hygiene facilities, 1 billion currently defecate in the open and 748 million live without safe drinking water. The world may have 6 billion mobile phone subscriptions, but only 4.5 billion people have access to a toilet."
We should all be thankful that we are among the lucky 4.5 billion that have groan thrones at our disposal.
http://opendefecation.org/news/
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 15, 2015 09:21AM
Those poor folks, especially the ones with IBS, having to crouch down over a hole in the ground and scream out in fury.
That is sad news Dive Bomber, but it is very true, and we should all pray for a moment that our folks across the world get United Nations delivered groan thrones to the jungles or where ever they may live.
How are your bowels this morning?
Mine feel as if a barn has landed upon them, and the starfish is going to literally be torn apart.
That is sad news Dive Bomber, but it is very true, and we should all pray for a moment that our folks across the world get United Nations delivered groan thrones to the jungles or where ever they may live.
How are your bowels this morning?
Mine feel as if a barn has landed upon them, and the starfish is going to literally be torn apart.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: July 15, 2015 09:56AM
Good luck Brownie, and I had a pretty bad one earlier this morning. Most deuces go through fairly easy, but that one was a chore. Not as bad as what you go through, but good luck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: July 15, 2015 10:30AM
Whatever, I'm just saying you guys bitch too much about being able to go without wearing adult sundries.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 15, 2015 12:25PM
Cave, thank you for your empathizing with those of us who do hoist out gigantic Cadillac sized dumps. Here's to your bowels feeling better.
Mr Brown, I feel sorry you have to wear adult diapers. Do they have cartoons on them by any chance?
Mr Brown, I feel sorry you have to wear adult diapers. Do they have cartoons on them by any chance?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 15, 2015 02:59PM
Que up the applause for my midwives, as with gloves and masks upon their faces, they helped me to deliver the largest shit I've ever taken.
If you've seen the Space Shuttle Udvar Hazy Center, imagine squeezing that through a garden hose. I'm relieved that a Caesarian was not needed, but my starfish is in a world of hurting. They were able to provide some topical creams, a sitz bath, and now I have to sit up with my bowels faced in the upright direction.
Its not comfortable, but glad to have cleared that brown monster out.
If you've seen the Space Shuttle Udvar Hazy Center, imagine squeezing that through a garden hose. I'm relieved that a Caesarian was not needed, but my starfish is in a world of hurting. They were able to provide some topical creams, a sitz bath, and now I have to sit up with my bowels faced in the upright direction.
Its not comfortable, but glad to have cleared that brown monster out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
this girl is nice
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Date: July 15, 2015 08:11PM
She is just a victim.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 15, 2015 08:47PM
This is actually a nice picture in this thread. A good looking woman on the groan throne. I am quite jealous, as she's obviously enjoying a comfortable #2. Probably a #4 #2 that's just fantastic
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bowelswillkill
()
Date: July 16, 2015 07:57AM
not taking a dump will kill you
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/07/06/teen-toilet-phobia-apparently-kills-her/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/07/06/teen-toilet-phobia-apparently-kills-her/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 16, 2015 11:06AM
Betrayed by her bowels.sad
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: July 16, 2015 11:09AM
Sorry to share this with you suffers here, but just had my usual post-coffee #4#2. Wish I had an answer/solution for you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 16, 2015 11:56AM
Sharing is caring Deadly, and congrats on a lovely dump
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: July 16, 2015 01:06PM
Thanks BO! How are your bowels today?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 16, 2015 01:09PM
They are currently in a holding pattern according to flight aware Deadly.
Its my hope the midwives will be here on time,and the new fan belt I ordered to chew on via UPS.
Its my hope the midwives will be here on time,and the new fan belt I ordered to chew on via UPS.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 16, 2015 08:33PM
That was a monster, and also complicated by the pork sandwich I had due to that camel humper today.
Yet my bowels didn't suffer, rather our brave marines, and my heart and bowels go out to their families.
One day I'll collect my Jurassic sized shit, and draw a picture of mohammed for their batshit crazy folks to enjoy.
Yet my bowels didn't suffer, rather our brave marines, and my heart and bowels go out to their families.
One day I'll collect my Jurassic sized shit, and draw a picture of mohammed for their batshit crazy folks to enjoy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: July 17, 2015 09:56AM
Just dropped off that worthless towel head in the pool. One of the easiest defecations yet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 17, 2015 12:39PM
Well, just back from Mexico for alternative treatment. I must say, while the treatment was no worse than the conventional ones here in the US, it was certainly no better.
As usual , I was forced to make a choice between forcefully and painfully expelling fetid macadam or trying to negotiate a brown water main break.
I'll say this for the Mexico clinics, the doctors and staff were caring and sympathetic. The drugs (herbs actually) were very much more tolerated by my body with much less in the way of side effects.
It was nice there. I even went to one of those places where you pay to dance with pretty young Mexican girls. The food and tequila were stellar, the scenery and people beautiful.
Well , back in Fairfax now, just in time for my tortured Schphinkter to attempt to extrude another massive, bone dry stool.
I'll run the hot water for the post traumatic Sitz Bath, extra Epsom please.
As usual , I was forced to make a choice between forcefully and painfully expelling fetid macadam or trying to negotiate a brown water main break.
I'll say this for the Mexico clinics, the doctors and staff were caring and sympathetic. The drugs (herbs actually) were very much more tolerated by my body with much less in the way of side effects.
It was nice there. I even went to one of those places where you pay to dance with pretty young Mexican girls. The food and tequila were stellar, the scenery and people beautiful.
Well , back in Fairfax now, just in time for my tortured Schphinkter to attempt to extrude another massive, bone dry stool.
I'll run the hot water for the post traumatic Sitz Bath, extra Epsom please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 17, 2015 12:58PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Well, just back from Mexico for alternative
> treatment. I must say, while the treatment was no
> worse than the conventional ones here in the US,
> it was certainly no better.
>
> As usual , I was forced to make a choice between
> forcefully and painfully expelling fetid macadam
> or trying to negotiate a brown water main break.
>
>
> I'll say this for the Mexico clinics, the doctors
> and staff were caring and sympathetic. The drugs
> (herbs actually) were very much more tolerated by
> my body with much less in the way of side effects.
>
>
> It was nice there. I even went to one of those
> places where you pay to dance with pretty young
> Mexican girls. The food and tequila were stellar,
> the scenery and people beautiful.
>
>
> Well , back in Fairfax now, just in time for my
> tortured Schphinkter to attempt to extrude another
> massive, bone dry stool.
>
> I'll run the hot water for the post traumatic Sitz
> Bath, extra Epsom please.
Hola Beh,
Welcome back and lo siento about your bowels. I'd be very interested in learning about your bowels, the trip to the south of the border, and what kinds of techniques they had compared to the ones here? How did you deal with the food down there, which is as the last time I had it, delivered a crap the size of a large sombrero.
Its good to have you back brother in bowel, and I'm sorry you are back to the Fairfax area, where our bowels are mocked, prodded, and generally abused by the "medical staff" or what we must throw down the ol' garden hose.
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> Well, just back from Mexico for alternative
> treatment. I must say, while the treatment was no
> worse than the conventional ones here in the US,
> it was certainly no better.
>
> As usual , I was forced to make a choice between
> forcefully and painfully expelling fetid macadam
> or trying to negotiate a brown water main break.
>
>
> I'll say this for the Mexico clinics, the doctors
> and staff were caring and sympathetic. The drugs
> (herbs actually) were very much more tolerated by
> my body with much less in the way of side effects.
>
>
> It was nice there. I even went to one of those
> places where you pay to dance with pretty young
> Mexican girls. The food and tequila were stellar,
> the scenery and people beautiful.
>
>
> Well , back in Fairfax now, just in time for my
> tortured Schphinkter to attempt to extrude another
> massive, bone dry stool.
>
> I'll run the hot water for the post traumatic Sitz
> Bath, extra Epsom please.
Hola Beh,
Welcome back and lo siento about your bowels. I'd be very interested in learning about your bowels, the trip to the south of the border, and what kinds of techniques they had compared to the ones here? How did you deal with the food down there, which is as the last time I had it, delivered a crap the size of a large sombrero.
Its good to have you back brother in bowel, and I'm sorry you are back to the Fairfax area, where our bowels are mocked, prodded, and generally abused by the "medical staff" or what we must throw down the ol' garden hose.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: July 17, 2015 01:14PM
Welcome back Beh!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: July 17, 2015 01:21PM
User name BEH,
You constantly complain about the medical care in the United States, and yet go to a developing country of Mexico. Do you see why myself and others, have a difficult time believing your credibility?
You constantly complain about the medical care in the United States, and yet go to a developing country of Mexico. Do you see why myself and others, have a difficult time believing your credibility?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 17, 2015 01:57PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> User name BEH,
>
> You constantly complain about the medical care in
> the United States, and yet go to a developing
> country of Mexico. Do you see why myself and
> others, have a difficult time believing your
> credibility?
Stinky fingers are an international phenomenon Anon Dick.
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> User name BEH,
>
> You constantly complain about the medical care in
> the United States, and yet go to a developing
> country of Mexico. Do you see why myself and
> others, have a difficult time believing your
> credibility?
Stinky fingers are an international phenomenon Anon Dick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 17, 2015 05:46PM
For those of us with IBS, the unsung hero's are definitely the midwives.
They help us with breathing exercises, support us on the groan throne, and don't make a 1/10th of what the "doctors" do.
I'd like to thank the group of ladies who tend to my needs, and tonight I'm giving them a fresh baked Chocolate cake.
They help us with breathing exercises, support us on the groan throne, and don't make a 1/10th of what the "doctors" do.
I'd like to thank the group of ladies who tend to my needs, and tonight I'm giving them a fresh baked Chocolate cake.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
plop fizz
()
Date: July 17, 2015 07:49PM
Mr. Onion,
What does is happening when one takes an enormous dump and the toilet water fizzes like alka seltzer? Have you ever experienced this phenomenon or can your midwives provide an explanation?
Signed,
Plop Fizz
What does is happening when one takes an enormous dump and the toilet water fizzes like alka seltzer? Have you ever experienced this phenomenon or can your midwives provide an explanation?
Signed,
Plop Fizz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 17, 2015 08:40PM
Hi Plop,
It's due to weight, force, and acidity compounds in our craps.
I appreciate your question, and would like to inquire about your bowels. If you'd like a midwife or two, I'd be happy to send some over to your groan throne
It's due to weight, force, and acidity compounds in our craps.
I appreciate your question, and would like to inquire about your bowels. If you'd like a midwife or two, I'd be happy to send some over to your groan throne
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
a man
()
Date: July 18, 2015 07:36AM
This message board is quite unusual. It came up in a google search I was running for information regarding bowel trouble. I had been backed up for days but just a few moments ago I had a complete and quite satisfying elimination that was huge and I would estimate that it was a 4.5 on the bristol scale.
I have added this thread to my favorites and hope to contribute again in the future. My hat is off to all of you here. I wish you all the best.
I have added this thread to my favorites and hope to contribute again in the future. My hat is off to all of you here. I wish you all the best.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
veryhappy55
()
Date: July 18, 2015 07:41AM
a man Wrote:
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> This message board is quite unusual. It came up in
> a google search I was running for information
> regarding bowel trouble. I had been backed up for
> days but just a few moments ago I had a complete
> and quite satisfying elimination that was huge and
> I would estimate that it was a 4.5 on the bristol
> scale.
> I have added this thread to my favorites and hope
> to contribute again in the future. My hat is off
> to all of you here. I wish you all the best.
welcome fellow brown starfish sufferer. you did not happen to get pictures of your birthing ?
-------------------------------------------------------
> This message board is quite unusual. It came up in
> a google search I was running for information
> regarding bowel trouble. I had been backed up for
> days but just a few moments ago I had a complete
> and quite satisfying elimination that was huge and
> I would estimate that it was a 4.5 on the bristol
> scale.
> I have added this thread to my favorites and hope
> to contribute again in the future. My hat is off
> to all of you here. I wish you all the best.
welcome fellow brown starfish sufferer. you did not happen to get pictures of your birthing ?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 18, 2015 08:17AM
Welcome A Man,
And please register, and know this is proof of build it they will come.
Or as we know far too often, I'll be back in awhile but welcome and your brothers in bowel wish you good morning
And please register, and know this is proof of build it they will come.
Or as we know far too often, I'll be back in awhile but welcome and your brothers in bowel wish you good morning
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 18, 2015 01:06PM
Halal food is more explosive.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
your digestive system
()
Date: July 18, 2015 01:12PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Halal food is more explosive.
Just try and digest this,
I dare ya!
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> Halal food is more explosive.
Just try and digest this,
I dare ya!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 18, 2015 10:30PM
Oh heavens no!
That is a mini Pan Am 103 for your colon.
Even people that have high functioning bowels, would be best served to avoid that.
To those who enjoy #4 #2s, that will at the very least result in a log, that will be much higher than the groan thrones water line. Don't do ig.
That is a mini Pan Am 103 for your colon.
Even people that have high functioning bowels, would be best served to avoid that.
To those who enjoy #4 #2s, that will at the very least result in a log, that will be much higher than the groan thrones water line. Don't do ig.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: July 19, 2015 06:59AM
Staying a few nights in Williamsburg Va. We ate at capt George's buffet last night. I pointed that buffet at my colon and pulled the trigger. Salad, Ribs, chicken, shrimp, tacos, fish, baked potato, green beans, coleslaw, crab legs, Sam Adams beers and a big wad of flan for dessert. I am paying for it now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 19, 2015 11:04AM
Dive Bomber,
Did you make it off the groan throne yet?
Did you make it off the groan throne yet?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: July 19, 2015 12:51PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dive Bomber,
>
> Did you make it off the groan throne yet?
I am visiting the throne hourly and my wife is as well. Hell of a way to spend my last vacation day. How are your bowels sir?
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> Dive Bomber,
>
> Did you make it off the groan throne yet?
I am visiting the throne hourly and my wife is as well. Hell of a way to spend my last vacation day. How are your bowels sir?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: July 19, 2015 01:36PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dive Bomber,
> >
> > Did you make it off the groan throne yet?
>
>
> I am visiting the throne hourly and my wife is as
> well. Hell of a way to spend my last vacation day.
> How are your bowels sir?
User name Dive Bomber,
When you eat a terrible diet, your digestion system is going to have problems processing it. Its just like when you light up a cigar or drink booze, as obviously these are not healthy for your well being.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dive Bomber,
> >
> > Did you make it off the groan throne yet?
>
>
> I am visiting the throne hourly and my wife is as
> well. Hell of a way to spend my last vacation day.
> How are your bowels sir?
User name Dive Bomber,
When you eat a terrible diet, your digestion system is going to have problems processing it. Its just like when you light up a cigar or drink booze, as obviously these are not healthy for your well being.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 19, 2015 02:44PM
Anon dick, how's that stinky finger of yours? I'm guessing you aren't a lot of fun to be around, and not exactly a hit but rather a "shit" on the cocktail circuit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: July 19, 2015 02:56PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dive Bomber,
> > >
> > > Did you make it off the groan throne yet?
> >
> >
> > I am visiting the throne hourly and my wife is
> as
> > well. Hell of a way to spend my last vacation
> day.
> > How are your bowels sir?
>
> User name Dive Bomber,
>
> When you eat a terrible diet, your digestion
> system is going to have problems processing it.
> Its just like when you light up a cigar or drink
> booze, as obviously these are not healthy for your
> well being.
No shit Doc. It's not like I eat this way every day, I do it a couple times a year. I dropped 64 dollars for two buffets plus drinks tax and tip my bill was well over 100 bucks so I enjoy getting my moneys worth. Thanks for your advice though. I just hope I can get my hieny under control for the long drive home tomorrow. Would it be wrong of me to jump in the hotel pool in my current condition? I would hate to cause a brown oil slick.
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dive Bomber,
> > >
> > > Did you make it off the groan throne yet?
> >
> >
> > I am visiting the throne hourly and my wife is
> as
> > well. Hell of a way to spend my last vacation
> day.
> > How are your bowels sir?
>
> User name Dive Bomber,
>
> When you eat a terrible diet, your digestion
> system is going to have problems processing it.
> Its just like when you light up a cigar or drink
> booze, as obviously these are not healthy for your
> well being.
No shit Doc. It's not like I eat this way every day, I do it a couple times a year. I dropped 64 dollars for two buffets plus drinks tax and tip my bill was well over 100 bucks so I enjoy getting my moneys worth. Thanks for your advice though. I just hope I can get my hieny under control for the long drive home tomorrow. Would it be wrong of me to jump in the hotel pool in my current condition? I would hate to cause a brown oil slick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 19, 2015 05:06PM
Dive Bomber,
Well put an eloquent response to anon dick. He wouldn't know a good time if hit with that, and I hope your bowels are better.
As for the pool, that could be a disaster of Hindenburg proportions.
Well put an eloquent response to anon dick. He wouldn't know a good time if hit with that, and I hope your bowels are better.
As for the pool, that could be a disaster of Hindenburg proportions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 19, 2015 06:58PM
I feel as if my colon is that part of a bagpipe that gets pushed up and down.
My poor 33 feet of intestines are certainly in the process, of passing something far larger than they were designed to do.
Its unfair that they have to face such a dilemma, especially so often. So to my bowels, I light up a candle in honor of you tonight. Much like that Elton John song, you are a "Candle in the Wind," albeit one that is full of stench, putrid odors, and perhaps a bit of brown crust around my rectum.
My poor 33 feet of intestines are certainly in the process, of passing something far larger than they were designed to do.
Its unfair that they have to face such a dilemma, especially so often. So to my bowels, I light up a candle in honor of you tonight. Much like that Elton John song, you are a "Candle in the Wind," albeit one that is full of stench, putrid odors, and perhaps a bit of brown crust around my rectum.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 20, 2015 07:31AM
Just busted an O ring.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
serious question here please
()
Date: July 20, 2015 07:43AM
I do not get poop problems like you folks here have but I have noticed somthing strange about my bowels. I wake up at night with my sinuses clogged to the point that i cant breathe through my nose hardly at all then i poop and my sinuses clear right up. On nights that I poop before bed I have no issues and on the rare nights that I have skipped dinner I have no issues.
Has anyone else here ever experienced this anal-nasal phenomenon?
Has anyone else here ever experienced this anal-nasal phenomenon?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ves32a
()
Date: July 20, 2015 07:44AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Just busted an O ring.
have had mine damaged many a time from anal sex
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> Just busted an O ring.
have had mine damaged many a time from anal sex
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 20, 2015 12:26PM
Serious question, there could be a olfactory nerve and bowels connection, as I've sneezed a lot on the groan throne. I can't say for certain but since our bowels good, bad or otherwise signal our brains with delivery times, it's in the realm of possibilities.
Anal sex is not good for your bowels. If you like having your bowels bashed around, ultimately that's your business, albeit stinky and brown.
Anal sex is not good for your bowels. If you like having your bowels bashed around, ultimately that's your business, albeit stinky and brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: July 20, 2015 08:03PM
I think my digestive system took a hit. Chinese food plus DQ ice cream, that cannot happen again. I don't think that's a good combo, and maybe in my younger days, but perhaps getting in my mid 40's has lead to changes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 21, 2015 06:47AM
Cave,
I can't even remember having a wonderful crap. Here's to your bowels feeling better. It's sad the Washington Post is small compared to its golden years. I'll probably finish reading it in the 1st quarter of the brown.
I can't even remember having a wonderful crap. Here's to your bowels feeling better. It's sad the Washington Post is small compared to its golden years. I'll probably finish reading it in the 1st quarter of the brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 21, 2015 08:45AM
The midwives have cleaned up the scene, the crash cart is leaving, and a priest is administering last rites to my groan throne.
It's embarrassing but I have to call a plumber. As usual snide comments and a high bill with extra charges. If it's not anon dick and his folks bending me over, the plumber is happy to
It's embarrassing but I have to call a plumber. As usual snide comments and a high bill with extra charges. If it's not anon dick and his folks bending me over, the plumber is happy to
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: July 21, 2015 11:48AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The midwives have cleaned up the scene, the crash
> cart is leaving, and a priest is administering
> last rites to my groan throne.
>
> It's embarrassing but I have to call a plumber. As
> usual snide comments and a high bill with extra
> charges. If it's not anon dick and his folks
> bending me over, the plumber is happy to
After so many obnoxious write ups, I don't blame the plumber for charging you a lot. Who else would have Bristol Stool guides in their bathrooms?
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> The midwives have cleaned up the scene, the crash
> cart is leaving, and a priest is administering
> last rites to my groan throne.
>
> It's embarrassing but I have to call a plumber. As
> usual snide comments and a high bill with extra
> charges. If it's not anon dick and his folks
> bending me over, the plumber is happy to
After so many obnoxious write ups, I don't blame the plumber for charging you a lot. Who else would have Bristol Stool guides in their bathrooms?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 21, 2015 01:07PM
Anon dick, how are your bowels, your bathrooms? You like to bully others behind medical credentials.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
plumbing inspector
()
Date: July 22, 2015 03:28AM
Just a warning and a bit of advice to toilet users, Never try to squat on the toilet seat! People have been very seriously injured doing this. It is okay to use phone books or sturdy blocks on the floor to get in a squatting position but NEVER squat on the toilet seat.
This poor woman nearly lost her life after being cut by a broken toilet.
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This poor woman nearly lost her life after being cut by a broken toilet.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
b5dsew
()
Date: July 22, 2015 05:31AM
maybe this will help your bowels
http://www.stileproject.com/video/22903/how-to-castrate-a-humans-balls
http://www.stileproject.com/video/22903/how-to-castrate-a-humans-balls
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
surgery4bowels
()
Date: July 22, 2015 07:17AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 22, 2015 07:59AM
That photo is proof that our so called Western Hemisphere groan thrones are not healthy for our bowels.
It's a clear reminder to be careful when you crap. Whether you are regular or hoisting a rocket ship.
It's a clear reminder to be careful when you crap. Whether you are regular or hoisting a rocket ship.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 22, 2015 12:34PM
It seems like a lot of attention is elsewhere, but in a few weeks it will be colon awareness month.
Get your bowels checked for cancer, it could save your life, even though dealing with ass doctors is far worse than TSA checkpoints.
I'd like to know what ideas users here have, to make this month more popular. Its something we all should talk about.
Get your bowels checked for cancer, it could save your life, even though dealing with ass doctors is far worse than TSA checkpoints.
I'd like to know what ideas users here have, to make this month more popular. Its something we all should talk about.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: July 22, 2015 02:53PM
Mr. Onion
I had a civilized conversation about bowels around the water cooler at my place of employment today. It is a topic that everyone has an opinion on but is rarely discussed. I just thought you might like to know. You are providing a community service.
I had a civilized conversation about bowels around the water cooler at my place of employment today. It is a topic that everyone has an opinion on but is rarely discussed. I just thought you might like to know. You are providing a community service.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 22, 2015 03:43PM
By the way, for anyone interested in trying an alternative medical approach to your bowel issues go to www.sanoviv.com
Did not help me, but many are helped and the staff doesn't makes faces, wear rubber gloves handing you the insurance forms , or wear nose plugs.
The doctors are kind, caring , gentle (his thumb was in and out before I knew it) and they listen!
Nice atmosphere too.
Anon Doc should visit, he's as anal retentive as any of us , and he may learn something, especially about bedside manners.
Did not help me, but many are helped and the staff doesn't makes faces, wear rubber gloves handing you the insurance forms , or wear nose plugs.
The doctors are kind, caring , gentle (his thumb was in and out before I knew it) and they listen!
Nice atmosphere too.
Anon Doc should visit, he's as anal retentive as any of us , and he may learn something, especially about bedside manners.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 22, 2015 03:48PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Mr. Onion
> I had a civilized conversation about bowels around
> the water cooler at my place of employment today.
> It is a topic that everyone has an opinion on but
> is rarely discussed. I just thought you might like
> to know. You are providing a community service.
This is the problem!
Bowels are the taboo subject.
Oh, women will go on and on about their hysterectomies, you'll get a blow by blow account about someone cancer treatments, and graphic testimony concerning a removed tumor.
But just mention bowels, people look at the floor, or start blinking, they clam up, or change the subject.
Congratulations on working with some enlightened people!
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> Mr. Onion
> I had a civilized conversation about bowels around
> the water cooler at my place of employment today.
> It is a topic that everyone has an opinion on but
> is rarely discussed. I just thought you might like
> to know. You are providing a community service.
This is the problem!
Bowels are the taboo subject.
Oh, women will go on and on about their hysterectomies, you'll get a blow by blow account about someone cancer treatments, and graphic testimony concerning a removed tumor.
But just mention bowels, people look at the floor, or start blinking, they clam up, or change the subject.
Congratulations on working with some enlightened people!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: July 22, 2015 06:29PM
Dive bomber you give me hope, and welcome back BEH.
Preparing for a delivery of fat boy
Preparing for a delivery of fat boy
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: July 23, 2015 03:34PM
The strain, the pain. More later but my fish stinks to hell and is a bloody mess.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Supporter
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Date: July 23, 2015 05:17PM
Well halla-fucking-looyah!!!!!!!!! One less jerk of a doctor.
** Wonder if he really has a swollen colon (I ryhmed!) and can no longer sit on his ass reading medical books trying to learn it.**
** Wonder if he really has a swollen colon (I ryhmed!) and can no longer sit on his ass reading medical books trying to learn it.**
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: July 23, 2015 05:21PM
The placenta is out,and I'd like to reach out with clean hands to dive bomber and his colleagues. Dive if you'd like to invite them here, there's a virtual groan throne,castor oil, witch hazel, and moist towlettes. Midwives are available per request, along with fan belts to bite down on.
It makes me feel better, that in Fairfax there's a workplace that discusses bowels. We all have them, each inhabitant on this planet, even other species. There should be no stigma associated with your colon, and would your workplace like bowel friendly workplace stickers?
It's been awhile since Gordo posted here but are you hiring?
It makes me feel better, that in Fairfax there's a workplace that discusses bowels. We all have them, each inhabitant on this planet, even other species. There should be no stigma associated with your colon, and would your workplace like bowel friendly workplace stickers?
It's been awhile since Gordo posted here but are you hiring?