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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Look in the Rectal Mirror Onion ()
Date: July 02, 2019 01:09PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Philly Squeeze Steak Onionn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can you imagine being so mentally ill you
> pretend
> > women come to your house and help you 'deliver'
> > your bowel movements as if you were giving
> > childbirth?
>
>
> It’s his way of coping I guess. It doesn’t
> bother a lot of us. Sometimes he’s funny. Other
> times not. You’re obsession is mental illness.
> Get some help!

so posting day in and day out about your 'starfish' and delivering 'cinder blocks' or 'pat collins' head' out of your rectum with the help of imaginary 'midwives' is a 'coping mechanism.' But bringing up this behavior is a 'mental illness.'

OK sure whatever - midwives, starfish, teee heee.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: July 02, 2019 04:31PM

I get off work soon and then I have 5 whole days off. Time to get the party started! Picking up a case of beer and a couple rotisserie chickens from Harris teeter maybe a bag of tater tots for a side dish. My bowels get to sleep in tomorrow so they should be able to handle it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: iHop Waitress frm Front Royal ()
Date: July 02, 2019 07:19PM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Splatter Humphries ()
Date: July 02, 2019 08:25PM

I had to give the kid down the street money again to walk the dog. Its frustrating and costly.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: July 02, 2019 08:44PM

What a surprise. I get home and here the sick obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit gifs. You’re one sick dog.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fuck off, BO troll ()
Date: July 02, 2019 09:26PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> gifs. You’re one sick dog.


IP Widget For Website Your IP address, shithead bowel thread troll

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Protection Onion ()
Date: July 02, 2019 09:38PM

Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
>
>
> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> id="LTF_ip_src"
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
> ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For Website"> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
> Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> troll

Just a public service announcement for everyone here having fun, if you are not using a proxy or vpn your ip address is available to be posted. This one posted here is based in Atlanta GA - I seriously doubt anyone in that state even knows this place exists.

That said I do believe 'outing' is a violation of one of the very few policies this place seems to have.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: July 02, 2019 09:41PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> gifs. You’re one sick dog.


All the regulars here set their browsers for image block. We never see the shitty images.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Observer Onion ()
Date: July 02, 2019 09:55PM

Protection Onion Wrote:
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> Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with
> shit
> > > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
> >
> >
> > > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> > id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> > id="LTF_ip_src"
> >
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
>
> > ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For
> Website"> > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
>
> > Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> > troll
>
> Just a public service announcement for everyone
> here having fun, if you are not using a proxy or
> vpn your ip address is available to be posted.
> This one posted here is based in Atlanta GA - I
> seriously doubt anyone in that state even knows
> this place exists.
>
> That said I do believe 'outing' is a violation of
> one of the very few policies this place seems to
> have.


How could someone without Admin privileges find a poster's IP Address. I dont think you can run a script off a post. Not sure about attachments tho

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sully P ()
Date: July 02, 2019 10:32PM

Brown Onion aka BEH posts the disgusting pictures to get attention. Ignore him. Meanwhile more toothpaste shits here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Giffy sayz Yes We Can Onion ()
Date: July 03, 2019 12:57AM

Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
>
>
> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> id="LTF_ip_src"
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
> ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For Website"> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
> Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> troll

What is my ISP now Sherlock?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: July 03, 2019 05:50AM

I'm up early today. Going to move to my Grandma's house down near Petersburg. I am really happy to be leaving northern Virginia, I have a good feeling in my bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: July 03, 2019 07:32AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I'm up early today. Going to move to my Grandma's
> house down near Petersburg. I am really happy to
> be leaving northern Virginia, I have a good
> feeling in my bowels!


Safe travels and happy 4th of July Spring.

My bowels suggest a lot of fireworks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: July 03, 2019 07:33AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I'm up early today. Going to move to my Grandma's
> house down near Petersburg. I am really happy to
> be leaving northern Virginia, I have a good
> feeling in my bowels!


Good luck to you springonion. Pleeze keep us posted on how you iz doing at collage.
Pleeze listen ta tha words in this song,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhrCc8VCHns

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: July 03, 2019 10:54AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm up early today. Going to move to my
> Grandma's
> > house down near Petersburg. I am really happy
> to
> > be leaving northern Virginia, I have a good
> > feeling in my bowels!
>
>
> Good luck to you springonion. Pleeze keep us
> posted on how you iz doing at collage.
> Pleeze listen ta tha words in this song,
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhrCc8VCHns


Great song and happy early 4th to you guys and your bowels too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: TMOS! ()
Date: July 03, 2019 11:01AM

How are Mike O'Meara's bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: July 03, 2019 11:08AM

Decided to visit some friends and just stopped at a truckstop on I-81. The waitress thought it was odd that I ordered two club sandwiches and two large fries with a chocolate milkshake. She doesn't know about my supercharged bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Use Image Blocker ()
Date: July 03, 2019 11:19AM

More disgusting pictures - great.

Spring, good luck and learn to love yourself as you are. Will you keep in touch with Jules? Mr. Boiled sounds like eating 3600 calorie lunches might not be in your best interests - assuming that is half your daily calorie intake (2 other meals) you will gain about a pound a day. Sounds disgusting.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Protection Onion ()
Date: July 03, 2019 12:07PM

Protection Onion Wrote:
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> Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with
> shit
> > > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
> >
> >
> > > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> > id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> > id="LTF_ip_src"
> >
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
>
> > ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For
> Website"> > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
>
> > Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> > troll
>
> Just a public service announcement for everyone
> here having fun, if you are not using a proxy or
> vpn your ip address is available to be posted.
> This one posted here is based in Atlanta GA - I
> seriously doubt anyone in that state even knows
> this place exists.
>
> That said I do believe 'outing' is a violation of
> one of the very few policies this place seems to
> have.

amen. Some douchenozzle here running scritps to get your ISP - wont be fun if you are not being smart. Lives have been messed up by this shitty site.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: July 03, 2019 04:38PM

Im staying in a motel tonight and they have delivery available from dominoes or papa john. I think I will get a medium 3 topping from both places and see which one is better. My bowels need to be ready to drive 5 hours tomorrow.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Blanched Scallion ()
Date: July 03, 2019 06:10PM

I got 4 costco cooked chickens and a gallon of Kirkland Chocolate Ice Cream. I intend to eat as much chicken and ice cream as I can until I feel sick then Im going to throw up and see if I can eat even more the second round. Teee Hee Im so edgy.




..................my bowels my choice


...............................................midwives/starfish








.................................................................teehee

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: doxxer onion ()
Date: July 03, 2019 11:09PM

Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
>
>
> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> id="LTF_ip_src"
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
> ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For Website"> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
> Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> troll

wow you really showed him - bet loyal Fairfax Undergrounders are sweeping the Atlanta GA metro area for the shit-poster. You got him now!

what a dope.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Observer Onion ()
Date: July 04, 2019 01:16AM

Its amazing how smart everyone in here in the shit thread thinks they are at IT, yet how pathetic they are at posting anything humorous.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: July 04, 2019 08:56AM

Had breakfast at IHOP this morning. The big steak omelette is huge and costs 12 dollars. The waiter looked at me like I was crazy when I ordered two of them and paid to upgrade my pancakes to cupcake pancakes. My bowels can deal with it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Blanched Scallion ()
Date: July 04, 2019 11:44AM

I ate three Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts and on the way back to my room bought 2 10"x20" sheet cakes from Walmart. I ate 3/4 of one of them before throwing up in the parking lot. When I got back to the room I ordered 3 large everything pizzas from Papa John's and finished the rest of on of the cakes. Feelin a little ill but my bowels can handle it.



...........................................tee hee


.......................................................Im such a good writer




.......................................................................MIDWIVES!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Fuckface ()
Date: July 04, 2019 12:48PM

Blanched Scallion Wrote:
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> I ate three Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts and on
> the way back to my room bought 2 10"x20" sheet
> cakes from Walmart. I ate 3/4 of one of them
> before throwing up in the parking lot. When I got
> back to the room I ordered 3 large everything
> pizzas from Papa John's and finished the rest of
> on of the cakes. Feelin a little ill but my
> bowels can handle it.
>
>
>
> ...........................................tee
> hee
>
>
> ..................................................
> .....Im such a good writer
>
>
>
>
> ..................................................
> .....................MIDWIVES!


Blanched, Im a sockpuppet and Im very worried that your diet is not bowel friendly. Did I mention I have imaginary women I call 'midwives' that help me deliver my bowel movements as if it was childbirth. Tee hee.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: July 04, 2019 01:47PM

Happi 4th July day ta all yall brown guyz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fireworks Onion ()
Date: July 04, 2019 06:18PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Happi 4th July day ta all yall brown guyz!


Back at you Bib - how is your feces today? Have you defecated yet? What was it like?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Celebrate our Freedom Onion ()
Date: July 04, 2019 11:04PM

Taco night for the 4th - fish tacos, with veggie tempeh option. Beans rice salsa and all the trimmings. For desert red white and blue angel food cake. Sparkling cider to top it all off. Delicious and very bowel friendly.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: July 05, 2019 12:24AM

The obese neighbor is in the hospital. Apparently, he stuck a bottle rocket in his rectum. My dad was drunk and he lit it on a dare. Jules came over to play wii dance. She hit the bonus round and got all exited but she didn’t realize she had diarrhea, so now there is a huge mess all over the living room wall. I had black bean casserole, feta cheese, and a fresh garden salad for dinner. Happy 4th of July to everybody.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: July 05, 2019 09:33AM

I am visiting a friend in Western Tennessee. We are going to a real North Carolina style pig roast this afternoon. From what I understand it is nearly unlimited amounts of roasted pig meat. This might be a challenge for my bowels. Heading back home tomorrow morning.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bunion Onion ()
Date: July 05, 2019 10:47AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I am visiting a friend in Western Tennessee. We
> are going to a real North Carolina style pig roast
> this afternoon. From what I understand it is
> nearly unlimited amounts of roasted pig meat. This
> might be a challenge for my bowels. Heading back
> home tomorrow morning.


Your life seems to revolve around eating and shitting. I might add eating gluttonous portions of cheap disgusting food. I am sorry your life is this way. Good luck at the pig roast and eat as much as you can then sneak in the back yard and purge so you can eat some more. Let us know all about it an all about your fecal smell and consistency.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Proxy Server Onion ()
Date: July 05, 2019 01:36PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor is in the hospital. Apparently,
> he stuck a bottle rocket in his rectum. My dad was
> drunk and he lit it on a dare. Jules came over to
> play wii dance. She hit the bonus round and got
> all exited but she didn’t realize she had
> diarrhea, so now there is a huge mess all over the
> living room wall. I had black bean casserole, feta
> cheese, and a fresh garden salad for dinner. Happy
> 4th of July to everybody.

Sorry about your neighbor. Glad to hear Jules and you are back together though it sounds like she is having digestive issues. Not to be crude but you should tap that ass before you leave for Grandma's. Just take her from behind by force next wii game.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sully_P ()
Date: July 05, 2019 07:49PM

toothpaste shits leak out over the day - what can you do. I cannot dig enough to get it all. I already feel like im deforesting an acre of rain forest when I clean my rectum. Hours later after a workout I have monkeybutt.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 1826 Onion ()
Date: July 07, 2019 09:38AM

Thomas Jefferson at age 83 suffered from chronic diarrhea until the end of his life. He died deeply in debt. https://www.washingtonpost.com/podcasts/retropod/thomas-jeffersons-last-letter-1/?utm_term=.6bbaad8c3113

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: July 15, 2019 01:57PM

What up BiB's and checking in on the ONIONS. Bowels good here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: July 23, 2019 01:29PM

What up Bibs. Jersey Mike's giant #5 today (Mike's Way) with Sun Chips. Half for lunch, other half for din-din. Should be interesting after midnight and confident that bowels got this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hz2Pee ()
Date: August 31, 2019 06:20PM

Cajun shrimp tonight, followed by a vanilla milkshake. Already feeling the rumbling, may be facing consequences tonight.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 07, 2019 02:11PM

My starfish what’s left of it. My goodness my groan throne looks like something out of Ghostbusters. Going to have to hire new midwives as the ones I had even with oxygen and forceps are scared.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Eaton Beaver ()
Date: September 07, 2019 02:54PM

Welcome back Brown Onion. Our papaw used to down a mouthful of vegetable cooking oil every day for bowel maintenance and lived well into his nineties.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Trump's Living Turd Here ()
Date: September 07, 2019 04:58PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My starfish what’s left of it. My goodness my
> groan throne looks like something out of
> Ghostbusters. Going to have to hire new midwives
> as the ones I had even with oxygen and forceps are
> scared.


tee hee


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: [deleted] ()
Date: September 07, 2019 06:14PM

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 20, 2019 07:52PM

I feel as if my bowels are hanging by a string. Have you ever seen a bagpipe that looked ripped up inside. That's what it looks like now through my rectal mirror, and I'm not sure what the midwives can do. That worthless wetback didn't finish on the most comfortable groan throne, so the open hole in the floor should work for now. Yet it is not pleasant, and the odors and various aromas coming up this way are making the midwives put on protective gear.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: will_it_float ()
Date: September 21, 2019 01:12AM

Good luck with it BiB.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: October 03, 2019 05:34PM

My goodness my rectum or what's left of it just squeezed out Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, and Jay Gruden. I'm glad they are all white, but this still caused a lot of pain. The midwives are concerned that they may have to stitch the back door, as it looks like a garage has been opened. The groan throne is going to have to be replaced by the wetback plumber.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: October 04, 2019 04:43PM

What up BiBs. Popeye’s 10pc mild tenders for an early dinner this afternoon. Up early tomorrow morning for fishing and hoping for a generous evacuation ahead of boarding the canoe at Fletcher’s ramp.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: i miss the old thread ()
Date: October 11, 2019 11:13PM

is there anyway we can get the old thread unfucked by chance guys

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: October 29, 2019 12:29PM

Amazing that the white guy achieves again. President Trumps bowels are golden. If only I could be so lucky as he disemboweled that terrorist in Iraq. I don’t think much left of his bowels. Also Pablo better get his sorry ass over to the house to fix my groan throne for a few measly sweaty dollars that I may not have used soap after washing either. Being without midwives leaves one to take short cuts.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: October 29, 2019 05:20PM

What up BiBs. Take care of your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 01, 2019 05:00AM

5am guy is wondering where everyone went.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: November 01, 2019 08:14AM

What up BiB! I’ve been asking that question for weeks. You still seeing the Royal Farms gal?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 09sdfj ()
Date: November 01, 2019 03:49PM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many\.10think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, food tampering/poisoning, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. he/she plays at financial terrorism as well: continuall reporting false financial data, and fake emergency please from (fake members of the community he makes up)

DROP DEAD G2


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Perfect Movement ()
Date: November 01, 2019 05:03PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Amazing that the white guy achieves again.
> President Trumps bowels are golden. If only I
> could be so lucky as he disemboweled that
> terrorist in Iraq. I don’t think much left of
> his bowels. Also Pablo better get his sorry ass
> over to the house to fix my groan throne for a few
> measly sweaty dollars that I may not have used
> soap after washing either. Being without midwives
> leaves one to take short cuts.

Hidden camera footage of you and sis Matilda



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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: November 14, 2019 03:27PM

What up BiBs. Brown Onion doing well and ready for release from incarceration this weekend after some time in the hooskow for the “scouting” incident. Take care of your bowels everyone and Brown Onion looks forward to sharing with you again very soon. Shout out to the Midwives!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Gsuxn ()
Date: May 22, 2020 10:04AM

Taking this out of retirement.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: poor woman healthful bowels ()
Date: May 22, 2020 11:32AM

That poor woman in the gif starts out with a decent bowel movement then it looks uncomfortably loose. Lucky guy gets it in his mouth and eyes but she needs to adjust her diet for more healthful bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: onion bumper ()
Date: June 11, 2020 08:40PM

bump

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Date: June 11, 2020 08:55PM





































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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: June 12, 2020 05:06AM

hello?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: February 25, 2023 10:24AM

Going to Roy Rogers soon for a 8 piece family size chicken dinner. My bowels are going to shit!

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