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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 20, 2016 05:30PM
Bartled()() Wrote:
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> I chuckle when:
>
> (1) I'm at home and when dropping of the kids at
> the pool all that comes out is the excellent
> acoustics from the latrine.
>
> (2) I am at work and the guy next to me lets out
> an extraordinary sound of magnitude....I have yet
> to man up and ask if he's ok and if he said
> something to me.......
>
> LMAO.
If only the sounds of pushing out wood cinder blocks, could be put on surround sound.
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> I chuckle when:
>
> (1) I'm at home and when dropping of the kids at
> the pool all that comes out is the excellent
> acoustics from the latrine.
>
> (2) I am at work and the guy next to me lets out
> an extraordinary sound of magnitude....I have yet
> to man up and ask if he's ok and if he said
> something to me.......
>
> LMAO.
If only the sounds of pushing out wood cinder blocks, could be put on surround sound.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 21, 2016 10:41AM
Great my sister is being sent to the hospital. Our bowels are a royal pain.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Explosive_anus
()
Date: July 21, 2016 01:11PM
I barely avoided shitting my pants at work just now. But I feel bad for any coworker that sees the mess I left and worse for the cleaning crew tonight...
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: July 21, 2016 02:57PM
Bad day at work. Can't wait for Friday.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 22, 2016 05:26AM
My poor poor starfish. Going to write a sorry note later.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: July 22, 2016 06:25AM
Drywall going up in my new bathroom today, several central American gentlemen are parked in my driveway already. Those guys work their asses off. Soon my classic yellow toilet will be installed fully outfitted with a toto washlet automatic toilet seat. I can't wait to take a dump in it!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 22, 2016 02:19PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Drywall going up in my new bathroom today, several
> central American gentlemen are parked in my
> driveway already. Those guys work their asses off.
> Soon my classic yellow toilet will be installed
> fully outfitted with a toto washlet automatic
> toilet seat. I can't wait to take a dump in it!
Pictures of old yellow please!
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> Drywall going up in my new bathroom today, several
> central American gentlemen are parked in my
> driveway already. Those guys work their asses off.
> Soon my classic yellow toilet will be installed
> fully outfitted with a toto washlet automatic
> toilet seat. I can't wait to take a dump in it!
Pictures of old yellow please!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 22, 2016 06:04PM
Donald Trumps bug head just dropped from my bowels. A painful shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: July 23, 2016 12:19PM
Hi all!
5 am guy checking in here. Being awake at this time is rather unusual for 5 am guy. 5 am guy is in New York city right now and 5 am guy has nothing to do today and tomorrow. 5 am guy will go home Tuesday.
New York is a rather bowel un-friendly place. There are hotdog and sausage vendors everywhere and pizza! So very much pizza!
5 am guy is going to jump in a cab and meet a co-worker at this place https://www.tonysnyc.com/times-square/ in about an hour. We will see how this affects 5 am guys bowels.
5 am guy would like to wish each and every BiB a happy weekend and may the Air conditioner not fail you as it is a HOT one!
5 am guy checking in here. Being awake at this time is rather unusual for 5 am guy. 5 am guy is in New York city right now and 5 am guy has nothing to do today and tomorrow. 5 am guy will go home Tuesday.
New York is a rather bowel un-friendly place. There are hotdog and sausage vendors everywhere and pizza! So very much pizza!
5 am guy is going to jump in a cab and meet a co-worker at this place https://www.tonysnyc.com/times-square/ in about an hour. We will see how this affects 5 am guys bowels.
5 am guy would like to wish each and every BiB a happy weekend and may the Air conditioner not fail you as it is a HOT one!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 23, 2016 05:17PM
My goodness 5 am. NYC is bowel hell!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
tehetehe
()
Date: July 23, 2016 10:39PM
been on vacation 2 weeks and my brain and bowels are better not reading this bullshit scat forum
groanthrone, midwives, locomotive-sized movement, brownstarfish
tehetehe
groanthrone, midwives, locomotive-sized movement, brownstarfish
tehetehe
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
DKxW7
()
Date: July 24, 2016 09:53AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Great my sister is being sent to the hospital. Our
> bowels are a royal pain.
Im sure you can let her friends on her 'health-related'probablypoopforums know she is on the mend and will recover and return to the forums soon.
Priorities.
Just curious do you change clothes when you pretend to be other people?
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> Great my sister is being sent to the hospital. Our
> bowels are a royal pain.
Im sure you can let her friends on her 'health-related'probablypoopforums know she is on the mend and will recover and return to the forums soon.
Priorities.
Just curious do you change clothes when you pretend to be other people?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 24, 2016 10:42AM
DKxW7 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Great my sister is being sent to the hospital.
> Our
> > bowels are a royal pain.
>
> Im sure you can let her friends on her
> 'health-related'probablypoopforums know she is on
> the mend and will recover and return to the forums
> soon.
>
> Priorities.
>
> Just curious do you change clothes when you
> pretend to be other people?
Why so hostile? Plus how are your bowels?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Great my sister is being sent to the hospital.
> Our
> > bowels are a royal pain.
>
> Im sure you can let her friends on her
> 'health-related'probablypoopforums know she is on
> the mend and will recover and return to the forums
> soon.
>
> Priorities.
>
> Just curious do you change clothes when you
> pretend to be other people?
Why so hostile? Plus how are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: July 24, 2016 11:27AM
Donuts. A bad idea.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: July 24, 2016 06:58PM
Do Clinton or Trump have IBS?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Loserville
()
Date: July 24, 2016 07:30PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> DKxW7 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Great my sister is being sent to the
> hospital.
> > Our
> > > bowels are a royal pain.
> >
> > Im sure you can let her friends on her
> > 'health-related'probablypoopforums know she is
> on
> > the mend and will recover and return to the
> forums
> > soon.
> >
> > Priorities.
> >
> > Just curious do you change clothes when you
> > pretend to be other people?
>
> Why so hostile? Plus how are your bowels?
How does one become such an internet obsessed loser like yourself? Are you actually proud of this stupid thread that you repeatedly bump? Is this your life accomplishment?
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> DKxW7 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Great my sister is being sent to the
> hospital.
> > Our
> > > bowels are a royal pain.
> >
> > Im sure you can let her friends on her
> > 'health-related'probablypoopforums know she is
> on
> > the mend and will recover and return to the
> forums
> > soon.
> >
> > Priorities.
> >
> > Just curious do you change clothes when you
> > pretend to be other people?
>
> Why so hostile? Plus how are your bowels?
How does one become such an internet obsessed loser like yourself? Are you actually proud of this stupid thread that you repeatedly bump? Is this your life accomplishment?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
losrville
()
Date: July 24, 2016 08:18PM
Loserville Wrote:
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> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> > Why so hostile? Plus how are your bowels?
>
> How does one become such an internet obsessed
> loser like yourself? Are you actually proud of
> this stupid thread that you repeatedly bump? Is
> this your life accomplishment?
They are losers.
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> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> > Why so hostile? Plus how are your bowels?
>
> How does one become such an internet obsessed
> loser like yourself? Are you actually proud of
> this stupid thread that you repeatedly bump? Is
> this your life accomplishment?
They are losers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: July 24, 2016 08:41PM
Anyone who makes fun of us is a loser
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2016 07:57AM
33 feet of internal plumbing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2016 12:24PM
It's amazing my bowels survived that monstrosity. Dropping Muriel Bowser through my buttocks caused a lot of pain
A plumber has been called. Probably the wetback.
A plumber has been called. Probably the wetback.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: July 25, 2016 02:49PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It's amazing my bowels survived that monstrosity.
> Dropping Muriel Bowser through my buttocks caused
> a lot of pain
>
> A plumber has been called. Probably the wetback.
A plumber for what reason
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> It's amazing my bowels survived that monstrosity.
> Dropping Muriel Bowser through my buttocks caused
> a lot of pain
>
> A plumber has been called. Probably the wetback.
A plumber for what reason
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blown Gasket
()
Date: July 25, 2016 07:19PM
I'm not alone after all. Been reading and feel better. It stinks but at least others understand.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2016 07:52PM
Blown Gasket Wrote:
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> I'm not alone after all. Been reading and feel
> better. It stinks but at least others understand.
It's ok. Millions of your fellow Americans have bowels of questionable character. You have lots of brown support here in the bowels of Fairfax Underground.
I wish I could deliver better news than the Lindbergh baby but my starfish is in miserable shape with crows flying dead out of the sky.
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> I'm not alone after all. Been reading and feel
> better. It stinks but at least others understand.
It's ok. Millions of your fellow Americans have bowels of questionable character. You have lots of brown support here in the bowels of Fairfax Underground.
I wish I could deliver better news than the Lindbergh baby but my starfish is in miserable shape with crows flying dead out of the sky.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 26, 2016 04:45PM
My butt really hurts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Revrse gear
()
Date: July 26, 2016 07:20PM
My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt! I am not sure about that. Seems like butts have enough trouble as it is without having a schlong shoved in them.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: July 26, 2016 09:11PM
Revrse gear Wrote:
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> My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt! I am
> not sure about that. Seems like butts have enough
> trouble as it is without having a schlong shoved
> in them.
I take a cock in my asshole a few times a week. It is one of my secrets to staying regular. No need to worry.
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> My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt! I am
> not sure about that. Seems like butts have enough
> trouble as it is without having a schlong shoved
> in them.
I take a cock in my asshole a few times a week. It is one of my secrets to staying regular. No need to worry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2016 09:16AM
Revrse gear Wrote:
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> My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt! I am
> not sure about that. Seems like butts have enough
> trouble as it is without having a schlong shoved
> in them.
No. Bowels are not venues of entertainment. Exit only please.
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> My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt! I am
> not sure about that. Seems like butts have enough
> trouble as it is without having a schlong shoved
> in them.
No. Bowels are not venues of entertainment. Exit only please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Matilda Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2016 09:50AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Revrse gear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt! I
> am
> > not sure about that. Seems like butts have
> enough
> > trouble as it is without having a schlong
> shoved
> > in them.
>
>
> No. Bowels are not venues of entertainment. Exit
> only please.
Stop lying, Brown. You take it up the ass every night.
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> Revrse gear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt! I
> am
> > not sure about that. Seems like butts have
> enough
> > trouble as it is without having a schlong
> shoved
> > in them.
>
>
> No. Bowels are not venues of entertainment. Exit
> only please.
Stop lying, Brown. You take it up the ass every night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2016 01:49PM
Matilda Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Revrse gear Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt!
> I
> > am
> > > not sure about that. Seems like butts have
> > enough
> > > trouble as it is without having a schlong
> > shoved
> > > in them.
> >
> >
> > No. Bowels are not venues of entertainment.
> Exit
> > only please.
>
> Stop lying, Brown. You take it up the ass every
> night.
Thank you for using my sisters name in vain. You should be ashamed.
Let's hear about your bowels.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Revrse gear Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt!
> I
> > am
> > > not sure about that. Seems like butts have
> > enough
> > > trouble as it is without having a schlong
> > shoved
> > > in them.
> >
> >
> > No. Bowels are not venues of entertainment.
> Exit
> > only please.
>
> Stop lying, Brown. You take it up the ass every
> night.
Thank you for using my sisters name in vain. You should be ashamed.
Let's hear about your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: July 27, 2016 03:33PM
A mess everywhere. I hate working with this!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 27, 2016 03:43PM
Revrse gear Wrote:
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> My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt! I am
> not sure about that. Seems like butts have enough
> trouble as it is without having a schlong shoved
> in them.
Does that girl realize what she is doing to her schphinkter ani externus?
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> My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt! I am
> not sure about that. Seems like butts have enough
> trouble as it is without having a schlong shoved
> in them.
Does that girl realize what she is doing to her schphinkter ani externus?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: July 27, 2016 04:30PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Revrse gear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt! I
> am
> > not sure about that. Seems like butts have
> enough
> > trouble as it is without having a schlong
> shoved
> > in them.
>
>
> Does that girl realize what she is doing to her
> schphinkter ani externus?
Another crude write up, but in all my years of practice, I dissuaded countless patients from participating in anal sex.
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> Revrse gear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My girlfriend wants me to put it in her butt! I
> am
> > not sure about that. Seems like butts have
> enough
> > trouble as it is without having a schlong
> shoved
> > in them.
>
>
> Does that girl realize what she is doing to her
> schphinkter ani externus?
Another crude write up, but in all my years of practice, I dissuaded countless patients from participating in anal sex.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Revrse gear
()
Date: July 27, 2016 06:53PM
My girl got me all crunked and convinced be to try. I put on a rubber bu it ripped and I got all limp then she got really pissed off. I think this girl has a problem cause she wants butt action bad! I just think butt action is kind of nasty.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2016 07:29PM
Revrse gear Wrote:
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> My girl got me all crunked and convinced be to
> try. I put on a rubber bu it ripped and I got all
> limp then she got really pissed off. I think this
> girl has a problem cause she wants butt action
> bad! I just think butt action is kind of nasty.
It is. I think you should abstain, and also have her decline to put items in her bowels. Bowels until they betray you are to be cherished.
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> My girl got me all crunked and convinced be to
> try. I put on a rubber bu it ripped and I got all
> limp then she got really pissed off. I think this
> girl has a problem cause she wants butt action
> bad! I just think butt action is kind of nasty.
It is. I think you should abstain, and also have her decline to put items in her bowels. Bowels until they betray you are to be cherished.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Revrse gear
()
Date: July 27, 2016 09:58PM
She aksed me to lick on her bootyhole too. I tried dat and it acually tasted pretty good kinda like peaches. I was gettin really turned on. I think I will try n eat her turd next time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 28, 2016 09:13AM
How are her bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 28, 2016 11:15AM
I feel as if Martin O Malley and that negro district attorney from Baltimore, passed through my fish. The odor, pain and scents of fried chitlins and watermelon hurts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: July 28, 2016 01:19PM
My 1974 canary yellow toilet has been completely rebuilt by a master plumber. He is going to bring it here and install it next week. I actually had to have a cheap new toilet installed in my new bathroom so the county plumbing inspector could approve the work and he is coming tomorrow. I can't wait to pinch a major loaf in old yeller.
How are all the bib's doing today?
How are all the bib's doing today?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 28, 2016 01:54PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> My 1974 canary yellow toilet has been completely
> rebuilt by a master plumber. He is going to bring
> it here and install it next week. I actually had
> to have a cheap new toilet installed in my new
> bathroom so the county plumbing inspector could
> approve the work and he is coming tomorrow. I
> can't wait to pinch a major loaf in old yeller.
>
> How are all the bib's doing today?
Can't wait to see that dive!!!
That's great news and kudos to the plumber for putting together a classic groan throne.
My bowels are paying the price, how are yours?
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> My 1974 canary yellow toilet has been completely
> rebuilt by a master plumber. He is going to bring
> it here and install it next week. I actually had
> to have a cheap new toilet installed in my new
> bathroom so the county plumbing inspector could
> approve the work and he is coming tomorrow. I
> can't wait to pinch a major loaf in old yeller.
>
> How are all the bib's doing today?
Can't wait to see that dive!!!
That's great news and kudos to the plumber for putting together a classic groan throne.
My bowels are paying the price, how are yours?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: July 28, 2016 03:59PM
Day 6 of Slovak foods. Much better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: July 28, 2016 04:29PM
Maggianos was a bad decision. They have good food but I just know what's coming. Probably will call out tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: July 28, 2016 04:54PM
Come on down with scat loving BEH and shit blankets. Roll around with them free admission!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 29, 2016 04:26PM
Got me a letter from one of my boys doing 30 to life at red onion. He said a stomach virus infected most of the prisoners and about half the staff a few weeks back. He said it was a bad deal with everybody shitting out of control, too many asses and not enough toilets.
I went through a deal like that at another prison one time years ago. They bought a whole bunch of 5 gal buckets from home depot an passed em out. They had to take the handles off the buckets so as the boys didnt make shanks out of dem handles. Crazy shit!
I went through a deal like that at another prison one time years ago. They bought a whole bunch of 5 gal buckets from home depot an passed em out. They had to take the handles off the buckets so as the boys didnt make shanks out of dem handles. Crazy shit!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
FAPPing
()
Date: July 29, 2016 06:05PM
this forum is in fine form. BO should be proud. He is probably FAPPing to all this poop talk. Nice
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sad news
()
Date: July 30, 2016 08:44AM
The user known as Brown Onion was found dead at his residence yesterday. He was on the toilet pushing his bowels so hard that a blood vessel in his brain burst. The doctors think that he went quickly without too much pain. Thank you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
his 'sister' will post here
()
Date: July 30, 2016 11:30AM
sad news Wrote:
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> The user known as Brown Onion was found dead at
> his residence yesterday. He was on the toilet
> pushing his bowels so hard that a blood vessel in
> his brain burst. The doctors think that he went
> quickly without too much pain. Thank you.
Dont worry if this does happen his 'sister' will post here before making funeral arrangements - she is very caring about her 'brother' and his scat forums...
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> The user known as Brown Onion was found dead at
> his residence yesterday. He was on the toilet
> pushing his bowels so hard that a blood vessel in
> his brain burst. The doctors think that he went
> quickly without too much pain. Thank you.
Dont worry if this does happen his 'sister' will post here before making funeral arrangements - she is very caring about her 'brother' and his scat forums...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 30, 2016 11:34AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Got me a letter from one of my boys doing 30 to
> life at red onion. He said a stomach virus
> infected most of the prisoners and about half the
> staff a few weeks back. He said it was a bad deal
> with everybody shitting out of control, too many
> asses and not enough toilets.
> I went through a deal like that at another prison
> one time years ago. They bought a whole bunch of 5
> gal buckets from home depot an passed em out. They
> had to take the handles off the buckets so as the
> boys didnt make shanks out of dem handles. Crazy
> shit!
Is there a way we as a community, could inform the warden or department of uncaring corrections, that this bowel epidemic must be corrected?
I'm especially upset by inhumane groan thrones. Home Depot buckets? Just disgusted.
Corrections folks are animals.
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> Got me a letter from one of my boys doing 30 to
> life at red onion. He said a stomach virus
> infected most of the prisoners and about half the
> staff a few weeks back. He said it was a bad deal
> with everybody shitting out of control, too many
> asses and not enough toilets.
> I went through a deal like that at another prison
> one time years ago. They bought a whole bunch of 5
> gal buckets from home depot an passed em out. They
> had to take the handles off the buckets so as the
> boys didnt make shanks out of dem handles. Crazy
> shit!
Is there a way we as a community, could inform the warden or department of uncaring corrections, that this bowel epidemic must be corrected?
I'm especially upset by inhumane groan thrones. Home Depot buckets? Just disgusted.
Corrections folks are animals.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 30, 2016 02:41PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got me a letter from one of my boys doing 30 to
> > life at red onion. He said a stomach virus
> > infected most of the prisoners and about half
> the
> > staff a few weeks back. He said it was a bad
> deal
> > with everybody shitting out of control, too
> many
> > asses and not enough toilets.
> > I went through a deal like that at another
> prison
> > one time years ago. They bought a whole bunch of
> 5
> > gal buckets from home depot an passed em out.
> They
> > had to take the handles off the buckets so as
> the
> > boys didnt make shanks out of dem handles.
> Crazy
> > shit!
>
> Is there a way we as a community, could inform the
> warden or department of uncaring corrections, that
> this bowel epidemic must be corrected?
>
> I'm especially upset by inhumane groan thrones.
> Home Depot buckets? Just disgusted.
>
> Corrections folks are animals.
At Smith state prison low security risk inmates live in dormitories that house 11 prisoners and these 3 toilets meet the minimum guidelines for up to 12 prisoners. Can you imagine 11 guys with the shits trying to use just these 3 shitters? And the lack of privacy is messed up.
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got me a letter from one of my boys doing 30 to
> > life at red onion. He said a stomach virus
> > infected most of the prisoners and about half
> the
> > staff a few weeks back. He said it was a bad
> deal
> > with everybody shitting out of control, too
> many
> > asses and not enough toilets.
> > I went through a deal like that at another
> prison
> > one time years ago. They bought a whole bunch of
> 5
> > gal buckets from home depot an passed em out.
> They
> > had to take the handles off the buckets so as
> the
> > boys didnt make shanks out of dem handles.
> Crazy
> > shit!
>
> Is there a way we as a community, could inform the
> warden or department of uncaring corrections, that
> this bowel epidemic must be corrected?
>
> I'm especially upset by inhumane groan thrones.
> Home Depot buckets? Just disgusted.
>
> Corrections folks are animals.
At Smith state prison low security risk inmates live in dormitories that house 11 prisoners and these 3 toilets meet the minimum guidelines for up to 12 prisoners. Can you imagine 11 guys with the shits trying to use just these 3 shitters? And the lack of privacy is messed up.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 30, 2016 04:52PM
Now I'm getting hate from the CVS pharmacist.
I've been accused of hording Preparation H, "there is none left for anyone else", this third world immigrant has the nerve to lecture me.
I called him a donkey and left him in an outrage.
I won't go back , but a little longer drive gets me to Walmart, where the supply is endless and its actually cheaper.
I've been accused of hording Preparation H, "there is none left for anyone else", this third world immigrant has the nerve to lecture me.
I called him a donkey and left him in an outrage.
I won't go back , but a little longer drive gets me to Walmart, where the supply is endless and its actually cheaper.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Revrse gear
()
Date: July 30, 2016 05:19PM
Yo, i ate my girls poop last nite. She say it would turn her on alot if i did it and she kept begging me to try it. I dont reccmend tho it cuz it taste horrible. Why her bootyhole taste so good like peaches but her poop taste so gottdam awful?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 30, 2016 05:32PM
Revrse gear Wrote:
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> Yo, i ate my girls poop last nite. She say it
> would turn her on alot if i did it and she kept
> begging me to try it. I dont reccmend tho it cuz
> it taste horrible. Why her bootyhole taste so good
> like peaches but her poop taste so gottdam awful?
Son, you would serve yourself well to find another girlfriend.
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> Yo, i ate my girls poop last nite. She say it
> would turn her on alot if i did it and she kept
> begging me to try it. I dont reccmend tho it cuz
> it taste horrible. Why her bootyhole taste so good
> like peaches but her poop taste so gottdam awful?
Son, you would serve yourself well to find another girlfriend.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 30, 2016 06:30PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Got me a letter from one of my boys doing 30
> to
> > > life at red onion. He said a stomach virus
> > > infected most of the prisoners and about half
> > the
> > > staff a few weeks back. He said it was a bad
> > deal
> > > with everybody shitting out of control, too
> > many
> > > asses and not enough toilets.
> > > I went through a deal like that at another
> > prison
> > > one time years ago. They bought a whole bunch
> of
> > 5
> > > gal buckets from home depot an passed em out.
> > They
> > > had to take the handles off the buckets so as
> > the
> > > boys didnt make shanks out of dem handles.
> > Crazy
> > > shit!
> >
> > Is there a way we as a community, could inform
> the
> > warden or department of uncaring corrections,
> that
> > this bowel epidemic must be corrected?
> >
> > I'm especially upset by inhumane groan thrones.
> > Home Depot buckets? Just disgusted.
> >
> > Corrections folks are animals.
>
> At Smith state prison low security risk inmates
> live in dormitories that house 11 prisoners and
> these 3 toilets meet the minimum guidelines for up
> to 12 prisoners. Can you imagine 11 guys with the
> shits trying to use just these 3 shitters? And the
> lack of privacy is messed up.
I think it's time the governor and general assembly, paid attention to the bowel woes/conditions of our inmates in the commonwealth.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Got me a letter from one of my boys doing 30
> to
> > > life at red onion. He said a stomach virus
> > > infected most of the prisoners and about half
> > the
> > > staff a few weeks back. He said it was a bad
> > deal
> > > with everybody shitting out of control, too
> > many
> > > asses and not enough toilets.
> > > I went through a deal like that at another
> > prison
> > > one time years ago. They bought a whole bunch
> of
> > 5
> > > gal buckets from home depot an passed em out.
> > They
> > > had to take the handles off the buckets so as
> > the
> > > boys didnt make shanks out of dem handles.
> > Crazy
> > > shit!
> >
> > Is there a way we as a community, could inform
> the
> > warden or department of uncaring corrections,
> that
> > this bowel epidemic must be corrected?
> >
> > I'm especially upset by inhumane groan thrones.
> > Home Depot buckets? Just disgusted.
> >
> > Corrections folks are animals.
>
> At Smith state prison low security risk inmates
> live in dormitories that house 11 prisoners and
> these 3 toilets meet the minimum guidelines for up
> to 12 prisoners. Can you imagine 11 guys with the
> shits trying to use just these 3 shitters? And the
> lack of privacy is messed up.
I think it's time the governor and general assembly, paid attention to the bowel woes/conditions of our inmates in the commonwealth.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 30, 2016 07:37PM
Ok I wrote this letter to Governor Mcauliffe, and will my fellow brothers in bowel know of any response/actions. Im very bothered by what red onion has dealt with and his voice has not gone quietly into the night.
Dear Governor Mcauliffe,
As a Virginia resident for years, I applauded your efforts for more chances after paying ones debt in prison, but the conditions of our correctional facilities are like backwater Port Au Prince, Haiti. There are grown men, yes some of them are negros or spics, literally being forced to defecate in construction paint buckets.
In addition to this, with the soul food being served in prison, a lot of our inmates bowels are getting plundered. I don't think you'd like people in your governor mansion, screaming like a trapped animal on the golden Rolex made groan thrones.
Prisoners are often forgotten behind bars. Most are savages who won't amount to shit, but since wetbacks vote for you, don't you think you can empathize with Don Juans poor busted up bowels. Yet some do once given a second chance after what you and others call rehabilitation, become exemplary citizens. These ones tend to vote republican, but this isn't about party, but ones 33 feet of internal plumbing.
Thank you for hearing my concerns. As a Virginian with bowels that have betrayed me, I appreciate it.
Brown Onion
P.s. how are your wife's bowels?
Dear Governor Mcauliffe,
As a Virginia resident for years, I applauded your efforts for more chances after paying ones debt in prison, but the conditions of our correctional facilities are like backwater Port Au Prince, Haiti. There are grown men, yes some of them are negros or spics, literally being forced to defecate in construction paint buckets.
In addition to this, with the soul food being served in prison, a lot of our inmates bowels are getting plundered. I don't think you'd like people in your governor mansion, screaming like a trapped animal on the golden Rolex made groan thrones.
Prisoners are often forgotten behind bars. Most are savages who won't amount to shit, but since wetbacks vote for you, don't you think you can empathize with Don Juans poor busted up bowels. Yet some do once given a second chance after what you and others call rehabilitation, become exemplary citizens. These ones tend to vote republican, but this isn't about party, but ones 33 feet of internal plumbing.
Thank you for hearing my concerns. As a Virginian with bowels that have betrayed me, I appreciate it.
Brown Onion
P.s. how are your wife's bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: July 31, 2016 05:02AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again here. Last night 5am guy was in the mens room at about 3am taking a dump. 5am guy had the whale song playing at very high volume and the lava lamp on. 5am guy was really getting into it when the fluorescent lights in the bathroom came on, It was 5am guys boss!
5am guy has been doing this graveyard shift job for like 9 years and this was the first time 5am guys boss ever showed up. This was embarrassing for 5am guy. THe boss wants to see 5am guy in his office Monday morning.
5am guy has been doing this graveyard shift job for like 9 years and this was the first time 5am guys boss ever showed up. This was embarrassing for 5am guy. THe boss wants to see 5am guy in his office Monday morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fd4s34
()
Date: July 31, 2016 05:19AM
See what happens when you post too much information about yourself. I called your boss
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 31, 2016 07:17AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again here. Last night
> 5am guy was in the mens room at about 3am taking a
> dump. 5am guy had the whale song playing at very
> high volume and the lava lamp on. 5am guy was
> really getting into it when the fluorescent lights
> in the bathroom came on, It was 5am guys boss!
> 5am guy has been doing this graveyard shift job
> for like 9 years and this was the first time 5am
> guys boss ever showed up. This was embarrassing
> for 5am guy. THe boss wants to see 5am guy in his
> office Monday morning.
Oh shit! I wish you the best 5 am guy. My hope is your boss wants to give you an award for using all groan thrones. If he's not impressed by that, he's got issues.
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again here. Last night
> 5am guy was in the mens room at about 3am taking a
> dump. 5am guy had the whale song playing at very
> high volume and the lava lamp on. 5am guy was
> really getting into it when the fluorescent lights
> in the bathroom came on, It was 5am guys boss!
> 5am guy has been doing this graveyard shift job
> for like 9 years and this was the first time 5am
> guys boss ever showed up. This was embarrassing
> for 5am guy. THe boss wants to see 5am guy in his
> office Monday morning.
Oh shit! I wish you the best 5 am guy. My hope is your boss wants to give you an award for using all groan thrones. If he's not impressed by that, he's got issues.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
JasmineD
()
Date: July 31, 2016 11:52AM
Hey just discovered this thread - Im a huge scat fan and didnt realize we had our own group right here in Fairfax! When do you guys meet for 'get togethers?' Im very anxious to meet others interested in this exotic (and exciting) fetish. So glad to see others share my interest - we are not freaks we are explorers of the exotic!
PS Brown Onion sounds like he as A LOT to offer in terms of emissions. Id really like to strike up a kinship with him ;)
PS Brown Onion sounds like he as A LOT to offer in terms of emissions. Id really like to strike up a kinship with him ;)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 31, 2016 11:58AM
Jasmine, no one here is confusing our rectal issues with sex or anything fun for that matter. Our relationship to feces and the failures of our digestive system don't inspire much in the way of frolicking shenanigans .
That being said, I could always go for a hand job. Are you hot?
That being said, I could always go for a hand job. Are you hot?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: July 31, 2016 12:28PM
JasmineD Wrote:
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> Hey just discovered this thread - Im a huge scat
> fan and didnt realize we had our own group right
> here in Fairfax! When do you guys meet for 'get
> togethers?' Im very anxious to meet others
> interested in this exotic (and exciting) fetish.
> So glad to see others share my interest - we are
> not freaks we are explorers of the exotic!
>
> PS Brown Onion sounds like he as A LOT to offer in
> terms of emissions. Id really like to strike up a
> kinship with him ;)
Sorry Jasmine, but this is not a group. It is one guy who posts as BO, DO, BEH and dive bomber a desperate attempt to continually bump s thread that nobody else has any interest in. Rumor has it, he does take it up thd ass, so you might hit him up for that in the Mike O'Meara Show thread (he goes by "peekza" there but posts as most of the other names there too)
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> Hey just discovered this thread - Im a huge scat
> fan and didnt realize we had our own group right
> here in Fairfax! When do you guys meet for 'get
> togethers?' Im very anxious to meet others
> interested in this exotic (and exciting) fetish.
> So glad to see others share my interest - we are
> not freaks we are explorers of the exotic!
>
> PS Brown Onion sounds like he as A LOT to offer in
> terms of emissions. Id really like to strike up a
> kinship with him ;)
Sorry Jasmine, but this is not a group. It is one guy who posts as BO, DO, BEH and dive bomber a desperate attempt to continually bump s thread that nobody else has any interest in. Rumor has it, he does take it up thd ass, so you might hit him up for that in the Mike O'Meara Show thread (he goes by "peekza" there but posts as most of the other names there too)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
JasmineD
()
Date: July 31, 2016 02:55PM
Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> JasmineD Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey just discovered this thread - Im a huge
> scat
> > fan and didnt realize we had our own group
> right
> > here in Fairfax! When do you guys meet for
> 'get
> > togethers?' Im very anxious to meet others
> > interested in this exotic (and exciting) fetish.
>
> > So glad to see others share my interest - we
> are
> > not freaks we are explorers of the exotic!
> >
> > PS Brown Onion sounds like he as A LOT to offer
> in
> > terms of emissions. Id really like to strike up
> a
> > kinship with him ;)
>
> Sorry Jasmine, but this is not a group. It is one
> guy who posts as BO, DO, BEH and dive bomber a
> desperate attempt to continually bump s thread
> that nobody else has any interest in. Rumor has
> it, he does take it up thd ass, so you might hit
> him up for that in the Mike O'Meara Show thread
> (he goes by "peekza" there but posts as most of
> the other names there too)
I have to admit Im a little disappointed. Ah well thats the internet!
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> JasmineD Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey just discovered this thread - Im a huge
> scat
> > fan and didnt realize we had our own group
> right
> > here in Fairfax! When do you guys meet for
> 'get
> > togethers?' Im very anxious to meet others
> > interested in this exotic (and exciting) fetish.
>
> > So glad to see others share my interest - we
> are
> > not freaks we are explorers of the exotic!
> >
> > PS Brown Onion sounds like he as A LOT to offer
> in
> > terms of emissions. Id really like to strike up
> a
> > kinship with him ;)
>
> Sorry Jasmine, but this is not a group. It is one
> guy who posts as BO, DO, BEH and dive bomber a
> desperate attempt to continually bump s thread
> that nobody else has any interest in. Rumor has
> it, he does take it up thd ass, so you might hit
> him up for that in the Mike O'Meara Show thread
> (he goes by "peekza" there but posts as most of
> the other names there too)
I have to admit Im a little disappointed. Ah well thats the internet!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 31, 2016 03:56PM
This is about our bowels, bottom line.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 31, 2016 06:26PM
I think I've found a movie, that shows me what my bowels are like. They are a constant reminder of betrayal and never go away, following me in every path I choose.
After Netflix time with Matilda, who picked a movie called " Nick of Time, " Christopher Walken is a personal representation of what my bowels are like.
They follow me around putting me in considerable discomfort.
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After Netflix time with Matilda, who picked a movie called " Nick of Time, " Christopher Walken is a personal representation of what my bowels are like.
They follow me around putting me in considerable discomfort.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bowel houndmaster
()
Date: July 31, 2016 08:32PM
Jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> "Just My Imagination"
>
> by Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
> Each day on my groan throne
> I feel my turds passing by
> I say to myself
> You're such a lucky guy
> To have bowels like that
> Is truly a dream come true
> Out of all the bowels in the world
> these belong to you
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Soon I'll be finished pooping
> And spend time with my family, oh yeah
> Have a cozy little house in the country
> Take two dumps every day, maybe even three
> I tell you I can visualize it all
> This couldn't be a dream, for all too real it all
> seems
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Every night on my knees I pray
> Dear Lord hear my plea
> Don't let my bowels go awry
> For I would surely die
> My bowels are so heavenly
> When my bowels exit me I hear a tender rhapsody
> But in reality, it doesn't go that way for me
>
> 'Cause it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
That song made me cry. Good work.
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> "Just My Imagination"
>
> by Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
> Each day on my groan throne
> I feel my turds passing by
> I say to myself
> You're such a lucky guy
> To have bowels like that
> Is truly a dream come true
> Out of all the bowels in the world
> these belong to you
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Soon I'll be finished pooping
> And spend time with my family, oh yeah
> Have a cozy little house in the country
> Take two dumps every day, maybe even three
> I tell you I can visualize it all
> This couldn't be a dream, for all too real it all
> seems
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Every night on my knees I pray
> Dear Lord hear my plea
> Don't let my bowels go awry
> For I would surely die
> My bowels are so heavenly
> When my bowels exit me I hear a tender rhapsody
> But in reality, it doesn't go that way for me
>
> 'Cause it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
That song made me cry. Good work.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 01, 2016 06:18AM
Mr Bravos "movements" definitely are amusing. He's a rainbow in a world of brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: August 01, 2016 08:59AM
Not even lunch time and the company stall again. It's embarrassing. I hope my coworkers don't notice the smell. Each time it's fully cleaned. But it's a matter of time when caught for this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: August 01, 2016 09:48AM
If you have extra mucous I'll pay for it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B
()
Date: August 01, 2016 10:25AM
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Jimmy B
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Date: August 01, 2016 10:26AM
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Jimmy B
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Jimmy B
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Date: August 01, 2016 10:27AM
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 01, 2016 11:21AM
Very funny photographs!
Brown Splatter, aside from burning incense or lighting up a Churchill sized cigar, there's not much you can do to get rid of bowel related aromas.
Smoking while on the groan throne is usually frowned upon in the workplace.
Plus if the cigar falls in don't light it, as soggy cigars require lots of effort.
My rear end is waiting for the inevitable bomb bay door opening of a cargo van. Hopefully no middle eastern driver as an explosive shit isn't desired.
Brown Splatter, aside from burning incense or lighting up a Churchill sized cigar, there's not much you can do to get rid of bowel related aromas.
Smoking while on the groan throne is usually frowned upon in the workplace.
Plus if the cigar falls in don't light it, as soggy cigars require lots of effort.
My rear end is waiting for the inevitable bomb bay door opening of a cargo van. Hopefully no middle eastern driver as an explosive shit isn't desired.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: August 01, 2016 01:14PM
A Slovak festival in Fairfax. Last weekend of August at St Peters Catholic Church near Annandale.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: August 01, 2016 01:43PM
Bunch of fucking crybabies!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 01, 2016 01:57PM
Holupki, Potato Pancakes, Haluski, Kolbasi, Pirohi, Nut, Poppy Seed, Apricot, and Lekvar Rolls!
I actually had an reasonably decent time eliminating that meal.
I actually had an reasonably decent time eliminating that meal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 01, 2016 02:35PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Holupki, Potato Pancakes, Haluski, Kolbasi,
> Pirohi, Nut, Poppy Seed, Apricot, and Lekvar
> Rolls!
>
>
>
> I actually had an reasonably decent time
> eliminating that meal.
Congrats BEH. Your diet is quite extensive. Today I have my falafel and am trying to poop like a panda instead of a grizzly. Time will tell obviously.
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> Holupki, Potato Pancakes, Haluski, Kolbasi,
> Pirohi, Nut, Poppy Seed, Apricot, and Lekvar
> Rolls!
>
>
>
> I actually had an reasonably decent time
> eliminating that meal.
Congrats BEH. Your diet is quite extensive. Today I have my falafel and am trying to poop like a panda instead of a grizzly. Time will tell obviously.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 01, 2016 07:36PM
Oh call the midwives!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: August 02, 2016 05:02AM
Hi all! 5am guy here checking in once again. 5am guy had his meeting with the boss yesterday morning. Turns out that the boss is worried that 5am guy is acting a little crazy and the boss thinks that 9 years of working alone on the graveyard shift is not a good thing for 5am guys mental health.
5am guy explained to the boss that whale song and lava lamp in the mens room is simply a relaxation technique to help pass bowels. 5am guy now has an appointment with a mental health professional.
5am guy wishes all the best for the bIb's today!
5am guy explained to the boss that whale song and lava lamp in the mens room is simply a relaxation technique to help pass bowels. 5am guy now has an appointment with a mental health professional.
5am guy wishes all the best for the bIb's today!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 02, 2016 06:27AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy here checking in once again. 5am
> guy had his meeting with the boss yesterday
> morning. Turns out that the boss is worried that
> 5am guy is acting a little crazy and the boss
> thinks that 9 years of working alone on the
> graveyard shift is not a good thing for 5am guys
> mental health.
> 5am guy explained to the boss that whale song and
> lava lamp in the mens room is simply a relaxation
> technique to help pass bowels. 5am guy now has an
> appointment with a mental health professional.
>
> 5am guy wishes all the best for the bIb's today!
Your bosses motives are questionable. I'm a bit worried he's sending you to a mental health professional. Better than an ass doctor but still. There's nothing wrong with whale music and lava lamps when birthing a large object.
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> Hi all! 5am guy here checking in once again. 5am
> guy had his meeting with the boss yesterday
> morning. Turns out that the boss is worried that
> 5am guy is acting a little crazy and the boss
> thinks that 9 years of working alone on the
> graveyard shift is not a good thing for 5am guys
> mental health.
> 5am guy explained to the boss that whale song and
> lava lamp in the mens room is simply a relaxation
> technique to help pass bowels. 5am guy now has an
> appointment with a mental health professional.
>
> 5am guy wishes all the best for the bIb's today!
Your bosses motives are questionable. I'm a bit worried he's sending you to a mental health professional. Better than an ass doctor but still. There's nothing wrong with whale music and lava lamps when birthing a large object.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: August 02, 2016 07:56AM
Baked potato with cheese and bacon. Never again!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B
()
Date: August 02, 2016 08:19AM
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Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: August 02, 2016 08:54AM
Morning BiBs! Back from vacation, and I see Jimmy B has provided some levity for the group!
Here's wishing everyone a #4#2 today!
Here's wishing everyone a #4#2 today!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 02, 2016 10:02AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Morning BiBs! Back from vacation, and I see Jimmy
> B has provided some levity for the group!
>
> Here's wishing everyone a #4#2 today!
How was your vacation deadly? Did your bowels emerge unscathed or look like a great white shark took a chunk?
Welcome back and loving this photographs and cartoons. They make things a bit less brown.
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> Morning BiBs! Back from vacation, and I see Jimmy
> B has provided some levity for the group!
>
> Here's wishing everyone a #4#2 today!
How was your vacation deadly? Did your bowels emerge unscathed or look like a great white shark took a chunk?
Welcome back and loving this photographs and cartoons. They make things a bit less brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Deadly combo
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Date: August 02, 2016 12:44PM
Bowels had a good vacation as well, BO. And I agree...the pics Jimmy B post definitely add to the thread, much like Mr. Bravo's lyrics.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: August 02, 2016 09:06PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Bowels had a good vacation as well, BO. And I
> agree...the pics Jimmy B post definitely add to
> the thread, much like Mr. Bravo's lyrics.
You are correct, glad to hear. And where is our brown star Mr. Bravo?
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> Bowels had a good vacation as well, BO. And I
> agree...the pics Jimmy B post definitely add to
> the thread, much like Mr. Bravo's lyrics.
You are correct, glad to hear. And where is our brown star Mr. Bravo?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: August 03, 2016 04:40AM
I have been up all night, feeling as if I was going to have that movie scene, where the alien rips through that persons belly.
Ones 33 feet of intestines can be 33 feet of misery.
After much pushing, I was able to release the torpedo without anal prolapse.
Butterball should give me an award as that was a big in.
Ones 33 feet of intestines can be 33 feet of misery.
After much pushing, I was able to release the torpedo without anal prolapse.
Butterball should give me an award as that was a big in.
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Date: August 03, 2016 09:21AM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Miscavage
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Date: August 03, 2016 09:51AM
Funny pics and as usual unique reading!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Anon Doc.
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Date: August 03, 2016 10:41AM
Images of stupidity continue with these write ups.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: August 03, 2016 07:25PM
Oh man what's left of my poor starfish.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ponderous1
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Date: August 03, 2016 08:18PM
Now, don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.
Butts in the wind
All we are is
Butts in the wind.
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.
Butts in the wind
All we are is
Butts in the wind.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 04, 2016 07:41AM
ponderous1 Wrote:
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> Now, don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the
> earth and sky
> It slips away, and all your money won't another
> minute buy.
>
> Butts in the wind
>
> All we are is
>
> Butts in the wind.
That describes last night.
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> Now, don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the
> earth and sky
> It slips away, and all your money won't another
> minute buy.
>
> Butts in the wind
>
> All we are is
>
> Butts in the wind.
That describes last night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: August 04, 2016 11:54AM
Pizza and wings taste good. On the way out not so good.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 04, 2016 07:11PM
A day of ass doctors trying to get ahead of an obstruction.
It's bullshit. Hours with these jackals and I'll still be pushing a bowling ball through a garden hose.
It's bullshit. Hours with these jackals and I'll still be pushing a bowling ball through a garden hose.
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Date: August 04, 2016 07:45PM
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