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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 30, 2016 12:49PM
Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> I like these pictures. They make me laugh despite
> being incontinent and wearing adult diapers.
Brownie, that made me laugh so hard, my anal fissure split.
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> I like these pictures. They make me laugh despite
> being incontinent and wearing adult diapers.
Brownie, that made me laugh so hard, my anal fissure split.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 30, 2016 02:19PM
I wish the United Nations, or at least a good lawyer could attack my bowels as a hostile witness.
The pain of my session on the groan throne, made it impossible, to let my younger brother know that I support his bowels.
It's incredible but not surprising, to have police at the door for a welfare check. That dot head neighbor of mine calls them, and the officers have clothes pins on their noses with Vicks vacorub just in case.
It's humiliating! Don't they go to crime scenes and show decorum?
Now to call my wetback plumber to fix the groan throne. The costs of IBS are exhausting.
The pain of my session on the groan throne, made it impossible, to let my younger brother know that I support his bowels.
It's incredible but not surprising, to have police at the door for a welfare check. That dot head neighbor of mine calls them, and the officers have clothes pins on their noses with Vicks vacorub just in case.
It's humiliating! Don't they go to crime scenes and show decorum?
Now to call my wetback plumber to fix the groan throne. The costs of IBS are exhausting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Johnny Bs
()
Date: August 30, 2016 03:04PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I like these pictures. They make me laugh
> despite
> > being incontinent and wearing adult diapers.
>
>
> Brownie, that made me laugh so hard, my anal
> fissure split.
They arent funny and double posting complementing your own stupid cartoon posts is pathetic just as this scat thread is pathetic.
damagedstarfishscreamingmidwivesimascatfreak.com
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I like these pictures. They make me laugh
> despite
> > being incontinent and wearing adult diapers.
>
>
> Brownie, that made me laugh so hard, my anal
> fissure split.
They arent funny and double posting complementing your own stupid cartoon posts is pathetic just as this scat thread is pathetic.
damagedstarfishscreamingmidwivesimascatfreak.com
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 30, 2016 04:41PM
Johnny Bs Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I like these pictures. They make me laugh
> > despite
> > > being incontinent and wearing adult diapers.
> >
> >
> > Brownie, that made me laugh so hard, my anal
> > fissure split.
>
> They arent funny and double posting complementing
> your own stupid cartoon posts is pathetic just as
> this scat thread is pathetic.
>
> damagedstarfishscreamingmidwivesimascatfreak.com
How are your bowels?
I sense some pain, and if you have plumbing problems, you have brothers in bowel and bowel buddies here.
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I like these pictures. They make me laugh
> > despite
> > > being incontinent and wearing adult diapers.
> >
> >
> > Brownie, that made me laugh so hard, my anal
> > fissure split.
>
> They arent funny and double posting complementing
> your own stupid cartoon posts is pathetic just as
> this scat thread is pathetic.
>
> damagedstarfishscreamingmidwivesimascatfreak.com
How are your bowels?
I sense some pain, and if you have plumbing problems, you have brothers in bowel and bowel buddies here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: August 30, 2016 08:18PM
Office building TP is always bad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: August 31, 2016 07:39AM
Jimmy B does bring some levity to the group. Hope all the BiBs have an uneventful day in regard to their bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B aadCartoons
()
Date: August 31, 2016 07:50AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Jimmy B does bring some levity to the group. Hope
> all the BiBs have an uneventful day in regard to
> their bowels!
not really, somehow BO posting as Jimmy B always misses the mark on finding even a single funny cartoon. At least when posting as BO we get the occasional chuckle about howling like a wolf during a movement but that has all become hackneyed. Bout the only funny shit left is the dude posting the dude in the top hat and monocle.
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> Jimmy B does bring some levity to the group. Hope
> all the BiBs have an uneventful day in regard to
> their bowels!
not really, somehow BO posting as Jimmy B always misses the mark on finding even a single funny cartoon. At least when posting as BO we get the occasional chuckle about howling like a wolf during a movement but that has all become hackneyed. Bout the only funny shit left is the dude posting the dude in the top hat and monocle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B
()
Date: August 31, 2016 07:53AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
#definitelynotBO
()
Date: August 31, 2016 07:56AM
^ Jimmy, dont listen to them - I nearly shredded my bowels laughing at that cartoon. Good stuff, keep it coming. Oops I think I squirted some feces out of my anus (tee hee).
Too funny. Being covered in someone elses feces is better but Ill use my own to masturbate with. Gotta go rub one out.
Too funny. Being covered in someone elses feces is better but Ill use my own to masturbate with. Gotta go rub one out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 31, 2016 09:35AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Jimmy B does bring some levity to the group. Hope
> all the BiBs have an uneventful day in regard to
> their bowels!
Agreed deadly . How are your bowels holding up?
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> Jimmy B does bring some levity to the group. Hope
> all the BiBs have an uneventful day in regard to
> their bowels!
Agreed deadly . How are your bowels holding up?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: August 31, 2016 12:13PM
Frightened of going back to work tomorrow. I know my boss is waiting for the chance to fire me. Walking on eggshells is not fun.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 31, 2016 03:10PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Frightened of going back to work tomorrow. I know
> my boss is waiting for the chance to fire me.
> Walking on eggshells is not fun.
I'm so sorry Mr. Splatter and wish the best for your bowels and britches.
It's true our versions of IBS are different but we share the same stall always.
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> Frightened of going back to work tomorrow. I know
> my boss is waiting for the chance to fire me.
> Walking on eggshells is not fun.
I'm so sorry Mr. Splatter and wish the best for your bowels and britches.
It's true our versions of IBS are different but we share the same stall always.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: August 31, 2016 03:34PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jimmy B does bring some levity to the group.
> Hope
> > all the BiBs have an uneventful day in regard
> to
> > their bowels!
>
>
> Agreed deadly . How are your bowels holding up?
Doing fine, BO. Coffee in the morning and a piece of fruit at lunch still work wonders for me.
How are your bowels today?
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jimmy B does bring some levity to the group.
> Hope
> > all the BiBs have an uneventful day in regard
> to
> > their bowels!
>
>
> Agreed deadly . How are your bowels holding up?
Doing fine, BO. Coffee in the morning and a piece of fruit at lunch still work wonders for me.
How are your bowels today?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Glen Ellen
()
Date: August 31, 2016 03:40PM
#definitelynotBO Wrote:
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> ^ Jimmy, dont listen to them - I nearly shredded
> my bowels laughing at that cartoon. Good stuff,
> keep it coming. Oops I think I squirted some
> feces out of my anus (tee hee).
>
> Too funny. Being covered in someone elses feces
> is better but Ill use my own to masturbate with.
> Gotta go rub one out.
wtf?
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> ^ Jimmy, dont listen to them - I nearly shredded
> my bowels laughing at that cartoon. Good stuff,
> keep it coming. Oops I think I squirted some
> feces out of my anus (tee hee).
>
> Too funny. Being covered in someone elses feces
> is better but Ill use my own to masturbate with.
> Gotta go rub one out.
wtf?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 31, 2016 05:58PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Deadly combo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Jimmy B does bring some levity to the group.
> > Hope
> > > all the BiBs have an uneventful day in regard
> > to
> > > their bowels!
> >
> >
> > Agreed deadly . How are your bowels holding up?
>
> Doing fine, BO. Coffee in the morning and a piece
> of fruit at lunch still work wonders for me.
>
> How are your bowels today?
Glad to hear. One word. "Destroyed."
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Deadly combo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Jimmy B does bring some levity to the group.
> > Hope
> > > all the BiBs have an uneventful day in regard
> > to
> > > their bowels!
> >
> >
> > Agreed deadly . How are your bowels holding up?
>
> Doing fine, BO. Coffee in the morning and a piece
> of fruit at lunch still work wonders for me.
>
> How are your bowels today?
Glad to hear. One word. "Destroyed."
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B
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Date: August 31, 2016 07:32PM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy C
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Date: August 31, 2016 08:11PM
Jimmy B Wrote:
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No offense Jimmy B but your contributions to this thread are really weak and idiotic.
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No offense Jimmy B but your contributions to this thread are really weak and idiotic.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: August 31, 2016 08:48PM
I find these images funny.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Butterass
()
Date: August 31, 2016 09:10PM
This game looks screwed up!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 31, 2016 10:03PM
My Grand Marquis finally blew up after years of impeccable service, and while frustrated, I must face reality.
That is two fold. First to deal with the Sharks whom are sales people. My hope is still there are a few white guys, as they are far more honest than foreigners.
The second is to find a vehicle, that makes my sore butt feel as least amount as pain as possible.
That is two fold. First to deal with the Sharks whom are sales people. My hope is still there are a few white guys, as they are far more honest than foreigners.
The second is to find a vehicle, that makes my sore butt feel as least amount as pain as possible.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: September 01, 2016 04:50AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My Grand Marquis finally blew up after years of
> impeccable service, and while frustrated, I must
> face reality.
>
> That is two fold. First to deal with the Sharks
> whom are sales people. My hope is still there are
> a few white guys, as they are far more honest than
> foreigners.
>
> The second is to find a vehicle, that makes my
> sore butt feel as least amount as pain as
> possible.
5am guy is sorry to hear about your car. 5am guys mom had a grand marquis for years and it was a very comfortable car to drive. 5am guys mom now drives a 2008 Mercury Sable and while it's not the highway cruiser the grand marquis was it is still pretty luxurious and has all wheel drive. There are lots of those cars available often with low mileage. 5am guy wishes you luck as car shopping can be a very stressful experience that can affect your bowels in a negative way.
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> My Grand Marquis finally blew up after years of
> impeccable service, and while frustrated, I must
> face reality.
>
> That is two fold. First to deal with the Sharks
> whom are sales people. My hope is still there are
> a few white guys, as they are far more honest than
> foreigners.
>
> The second is to find a vehicle, that makes my
> sore butt feel as least amount as pain as
> possible.
5am guy is sorry to hear about your car. 5am guys mom had a grand marquis for years and it was a very comfortable car to drive. 5am guys mom now drives a 2008 Mercury Sable and while it's not the highway cruiser the grand marquis was it is still pretty luxurious and has all wheel drive. There are lots of those cars available often with low mileage. 5am guy wishes you luck as car shopping can be a very stressful experience that can affect your bowels in a negative way.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
HYT9w
()
Date: September 01, 2016 07:47AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My Grand Marquis finally blew up after years of
> impeccable service, and while frustrated, I must
> face reality.
>
> That is two fold. First to deal with the Sharks
> whom are sales people. My hope is still there are
> a few white guys, as they are far more honest than
> foreigners.
>
> The second is to find a vehicle, that makes my
> sore butt feel as least amount as pain as
> possible.
Figures you are cheap/poor idiot - couldnt even afford a Town Car so you have been driving a fucking taxi (pimped up Crown Vic) the last 15 years. No wonder your bowels are messed up.
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> My Grand Marquis finally blew up after years of
> impeccable service, and while frustrated, I must
> face reality.
>
> That is two fold. First to deal with the Sharks
> whom are sales people. My hope is still there are
> a few white guys, as they are far more honest than
> foreigners.
>
> The second is to find a vehicle, that makes my
> sore butt feel as least amount as pain as
> possible.
Figures you are cheap/poor idiot - couldnt even afford a Town Car so you have been driving a fucking taxi (pimped up Crown Vic) the last 15 years. No wonder your bowels are messed up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
CGE7w
()
Date: September 01, 2016 07:49AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My Grand Marquis finally blew up after years of
> > impeccable service, and while frustrated, I
> must
> > face reality.
> >
> > That is two fold. First to deal with the Sharks
> > whom are sales people. My hope is still there
> are
> > a few white guys, as they are far more honest
> than
> > foreigners.
> >
> > The second is to find a vehicle, that makes my
> > sore butt feel as least amount as pain as
> > possible.
>
>
> 5am guy is sorry to hear about your car. 5am guys
> mom had a grand marquis for years and it was a
> very comfortable car to drive. 5am guys mom now
> drives a 2008 Mercury Sable and while it's not the
> highway cruiser the grand marquis was it is still
> pretty luxurious and has all wheel drive. There
> are lots of those cars available often with low
> mileage. 5am guy wishes you luck as car shopping
> can be a very stressful experience that can affect
> your bowels in a negative way.
08 Sable - what a piece of shit. Have you no money at all?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My Grand Marquis finally blew up after years of
> > impeccable service, and while frustrated, I
> must
> > face reality.
> >
> > That is two fold. First to deal with the Sharks
> > whom are sales people. My hope is still there
> are
> > a few white guys, as they are far more honest
> than
> > foreigners.
> >
> > The second is to find a vehicle, that makes my
> > sore butt feel as least amount as pain as
> > possible.
>
>
> 5am guy is sorry to hear about your car. 5am guys
> mom had a grand marquis for years and it was a
> very comfortable car to drive. 5am guys mom now
> drives a 2008 Mercury Sable and while it's not the
> highway cruiser the grand marquis was it is still
> pretty luxurious and has all wheel drive. There
> are lots of those cars available often with low
> mileage. 5am guy wishes you luck as car shopping
> can be a very stressful experience that can affect
> your bowels in a negative way.
08 Sable - what a piece of shit. Have you no money at all?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
MHx7n
()
Date: September 01, 2016 09:20AM
I think its telling that the bitter, bowel-trodden posters here drive shitty American cars. You Resent hard-working persons of color/from different countries yet you live off disability checks from Uncle Sam, shitting your brains out driving unspeakably ugly cars. 
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 01, 2016 03:06PM
Amazing how those with superior bowels mock even our car choices.
I did get $500 for my old Grand Marquis. Now I have a Buick LaCrosse that will be easy on my rear end, while allowing me opportunities to run over slant eyes and spics in the Annandale and Baileys area far more easily.
Each are worth three points.
I did get $500 for my old Grand Marquis. Now I have a Buick LaCrosse that will be easy on my rear end, while allowing me opportunities to run over slant eyes and spics in the Annandale and Baileys area far more easily.
Each are worth three points.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: September 01, 2016 03:44PM
I'm glad that my boss meeting and return to work went well. It seems he was kinder than usual. My guess is he does not want me to file a complaint. If he suspends me again I will since I have no real choice in the matter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: September 01, 2016 05:17PM
Hi BiB's!
Mrs Dive and I have been going through some drama regarding her car accident. I am looking forward to catching up with all my friends here over the weekend. Happy brown trails to all!
Mrs Dive and I have been going through some drama regarding her car accident. I am looking forward to catching up with all my friends here over the weekend. Happy brown trails to all!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
poopinyourcar
()
Date: September 01, 2016 05:57PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I'm glad that my boss meeting and return to work
> went well. It seems he was kinder than usual. My
> guess is he does not want me to file a complaint.
> If he suspends me again I will since I have no
> real choice in the matter.
You got suspended because you poop too much on the job right? Why not eat less?
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> I'm glad that my boss meeting and return to work
> went well. It seems he was kinder than usual. My
> guess is he does not want me to file a complaint.
> If he suspends me again I will since I have no
> real choice in the matter.
You got suspended because you poop too much on the job right? Why not eat less?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 01, 2016 07:45PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's!
> Mrs Dive and I have been going through some drama
> regarding her car accident. I am looking forward
> to catching up with all my friends here over the
> weekend. Happy brown trails to all!
Glad she and you are ok. A lot of us were worried.
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> Hi BiB's!
> Mrs Dive and I have been going through some drama
> regarding her car accident. I am looking forward
> to catching up with all my friends here over the
> weekend. Happy brown trails to all!
Glad she and you are ok. A lot of us were worried.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 02, 2016 08:12AM
Just got back from showing my sister Matilda, the new car and aside from her question about if the pants she's wearing make her butt look big, she agrees big American sedans are more bowel friendly than what gooks make.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Philmont
()
Date: September 02, 2016 08:32AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Amazing how those with superior bowels mock even
> our car choices.
>
> I did get $500 for my old Grand Marquis. Now I
> have a Buick LaCrosse that will be easy on my rear
> end, while allowing me opportunities to run over
> slant eyes and spics in the Annandale and Baileys
> area far more easily.
>
> Each are worth three points.
Buick is a good car what year?
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> Amazing how those with superior bowels mock even
> our car choices.
>
> I did get $500 for my old Grand Marquis. Now I
> have a Buick LaCrosse that will be easy on my rear
> end, while allowing me opportunities to run over
> slant eyes and spics in the Annandale and Baileys
> area far more easily.
>
> Each are worth three points.
Buick is a good car what year?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: September 02, 2016 08:53AM
One of my buddies from prison is getting released this afternoon down in Richmond. I told him I would come down and take him out to eat and treat him to a room at a nice hotel. Trying to figure out what is a good place to go and buy a guy who has not had a decent meal in 8 years 6 months some good grub.
When I got out a few years back I had a bucket of KFC and bread with lots of real butter on it, oh brother how I did shit a few hours later!
I remember the pure luxury of a nice clean bed to sleep in too, I felt like I was in heaven even though it was a super8 motel!
When I got out a few years back I had a bucket of KFC and bread with lots of real butter on it, oh brother how I did shit a few hours later!
I remember the pure luxury of a nice clean bed to sleep in too, I felt like I was in heaven even though it was a super8 motel!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The face of Bowel Terrorism
()
Date: September 02, 2016 08:54AM
The face of Bowel Terrorism
Frozen strawberries from Egypt lead to 70 cases of hepatitis A in 7 states, including Va. and Md.
As of early Friday morning, 70 cases of hepatitis A in seven states have been linked to tainted frozen strawberries shipped to the United States from Egypt and served by a popular smoothie restaurant chain.
Most of the cases of the liver infection caused by the hepatitis A virus are in the Mid-Atlantic area.
With 55 confirmed cases, Virginia contains the bulk of the outbreak. Six more cases were confirmed in Maryland, five in West Virginia, and one in North Carolina, Wisconsin, New York and Oregon, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported Thursday.
As of now, 32 people have been hospitalized, but no deaths have been reported.
The number of confirmed cases — which The Washington Post reported to be 35 last Friday, after the Virginia Health Department announced that a Northern Virginia restaurant worker had been diagnosed with the disease — has been steadily growing throughout the week.
The strawberries appear to have been served in Tropical Smoothie Cafe, a company that began in Tallahassee in 1997. It now boasts more than 500 locations across the United States, including a cluster in Northern Virginia.
The severity of the disease varies, and it can last from several weeks to several months. It can be fatal, but rarely is in the United States.
It is generally contracted when a person ingests contaminated fecal matter, which can find its way to food items via improper handling.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/09/02/frozen-strawberries-from-egypt-lead-to-70-cases-of-hepatitis-a-in-7-states-including-va-and-md/?hpid=hp_rhp-morning-mix_mm-hepa%3Ahomepage%2Fstory
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Frozen strawberries from Egypt lead to 70 cases of hepatitis A in 7 states, including Va. and Md.
As of early Friday morning, 70 cases of hepatitis A in seven states have been linked to tainted frozen strawberries shipped to the United States from Egypt and served by a popular smoothie restaurant chain.
Most of the cases of the liver infection caused by the hepatitis A virus are in the Mid-Atlantic area.
With 55 confirmed cases, Virginia contains the bulk of the outbreak. Six more cases were confirmed in Maryland, five in West Virginia, and one in North Carolina, Wisconsin, New York and Oregon, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported Thursday.
As of now, 32 people have been hospitalized, but no deaths have been reported.
The number of confirmed cases — which The Washington Post reported to be 35 last Friday, after the Virginia Health Department announced that a Northern Virginia restaurant worker had been diagnosed with the disease — has been steadily growing throughout the week.
The strawberries appear to have been served in Tropical Smoothie Cafe, a company that began in Tallahassee in 1997. It now boasts more than 500 locations across the United States, including a cluster in Northern Virginia.
The severity of the disease varies, and it can last from several weeks to several months. It can be fatal, but rarely is in the United States.
It is generally contracted when a person ingests contaminated fecal matter, which can find its way to food items via improper handling.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/09/02/frozen-strawberries-from-egypt-lead-to-70-cases-of-hepatitis-a-in-7-states-including-va-and-md/?hpid=hp_rhp-morning-mix_mm-hepa%3Ahomepage%2Fstory
locations
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Home cook a meal
()
Date: September 02, 2016 08:56AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> One of my buddies from prison is getting released
> this afternoon down in Richmond. I told him I
> would come down and take him out to eat and treat
> him to a room at a nice hotel. Trying to figure
> out what is a good place to go and buy a guy who
> has not had a decent meal in 8 years 6 months some
> good grub.
> When I got out a few years back I had a bucket of
> KFC and bread with lots of real butter on it, oh
> brother how I did shit a few hours later!
> I remember the pure luxury of a nice clean bed to
> sleep in too, I felt like I was in heaven even
> though it was a super8 motel!
Home cook a meal and use the $$ to buy him a smartphone and/or a chromebook. He will need those to get a job. Good luck to you both and stay the fuck out of trouble.
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> One of my buddies from prison is getting released
> this afternoon down in Richmond. I told him I
> would come down and take him out to eat and treat
> him to a room at a nice hotel. Trying to figure
> out what is a good place to go and buy a guy who
> has not had a decent meal in 8 years 6 months some
> good grub.
> When I got out a few years back I had a bucket of
> KFC and bread with lots of real butter on it, oh
> brother how I did shit a few hours later!
> I remember the pure luxury of a nice clean bed to
> sleep in too, I felt like I was in heaven even
> though it was a super8 motel!
Home cook a meal and use the $$ to buy him a smartphone and/or a chromebook. He will need those to get a job. Good luck to you both and stay the fuck out of trouble.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 02, 2016 09:05AM
Philmont it's brand new. I hope to keep the new car scent for a couple days.
Red onion congrats to your friend for serving his debt, and that's mighty kind of you to take him out. First Watch is generally very bowel friendly but after that many years eating mystery meat and using sandpaper towels, heck anything. I wish your friend the best.
That hepatitis event has helped some understand what Gordo and Brown Splatter go through.
Red onion congrats to your friend for serving his debt, and that's mighty kind of you to take him out. First Watch is generally very bowel friendly but after that many years eating mystery meat and using sandpaper towels, heck anything. I wish your friend the best.
That hepatitis event has helped some understand what Gordo and Brown Splatter go through.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 02, 2016 09:19AM
Oh before I forget Red Onion, welcome back and I hope your bowels are doing alright. I did write to the supervisor of VA Board of Corrections. I included materials such as the Bristol Stool Guide, pictures of prison groan thrones that are inhumane, and supporting inmate rights for softer toilet paper.
He did correspond back with what appeared to be a form letter. It did state the Department of Corrections will look at these matters.
Between us I think he's full of shit.
He did correspond back with what appeared to be a form letter. It did state the Department of Corrections will look at these matters.
Between us I think he's full of shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: September 02, 2016 10:05AM
TGIF BiBs!
Looking forward to the long weekend. Any particular plans for everyone, other than hoping for minimal colonic distress?
Looking forward to the long weekend. Any particular plans for everyone, other than hoping for minimal colonic distress?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: September 02, 2016 10:18AM
Bunch of cry babies
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: September 02, 2016 10:34AM
So far these prescriptions are helping contain my problem. I'm appreciative but the side effects are bad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: September 02, 2016 11:25AM
Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> Bunch of cry babies
Wally you have no idea of the trauma of a spastic colon, or the agony of an anal fissure.
Having a sigmoid volvulus is about the most awful thing that can happen to a person, believe me, I know.
Wally, having IBS is a lot more than stained underpants, war cries during defecation, or a hemorrhoid the size of a lemon. It's a debilitating, humiliating, life threatening condition.
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> Bunch of cry babies
Wally you have no idea of the trauma of a spastic colon, or the agony of an anal fissure.
Having a sigmoid volvulus is about the most awful thing that can happen to a person, believe me, I know.
Wally, having IBS is a lot more than stained underpants, war cries during defecation, or a hemorrhoid the size of a lemon. It's a debilitating, humiliating, life threatening condition.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: September 02, 2016 12:19PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Wally Joyner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bunch of cry babies
>
>
> Wally you have no idea of the trauma of a spastic
> colon, or the agony of an anal fissure.
>
> Having a sigmoid volvulus is about the most awful
> thing that can happen to a person, believe me, I
> know.
>
> Wally, having IBS is a lot more than stained
> underpants, war cries during defecation, or a
> hemorrhoid the size of a lemon. It's a
> debilitating, humiliating, life threatening
> condition.
Life threatening? Bullshit. You are all a bunch of Michelle Obamas food nazi shit.
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> Wally Joyner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bunch of cry babies
>
>
> Wally you have no idea of the trauma of a spastic
> colon, or the agony of an anal fissure.
>
> Having a sigmoid volvulus is about the most awful
> thing that can happen to a person, believe me, I
> know.
>
> Wally, having IBS is a lot more than stained
> underpants, war cries during defecation, or a
> hemorrhoid the size of a lemon. It's a
> debilitating, humiliating, life threatening
> condition.
Life threatening? Bullshit. You are all a bunch of Michelle Obamas food nazi shit.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: September 02, 2016 12:34PM
Wally is a rectovaginal fistula LOL!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Awesome
()
Date: September 02, 2016 12:35PM
^^^^^^^
Truly beautiful
And she is an even better person
Truly beautiful
And she is an even better person
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: September 02, 2016 01:05PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Philmont it's brand new. I hope to keep the new
> car scent for a couple days.
>
> Red onion congrats to your friend for serving his
> debt, and that's mighty kind of you to take him
> out. First Watch is generally very bowel friendly
> but after that many years eating mystery meat and
> using sandpaper towels, heck anything. I wish your
> friend the best.
>
> That hepatitis event has helped some understand
> what Gordo and Brown Splatter go through.
Sadly, there is no First watch in Richmond. I booked a couple rooms at quality inn and after he gets cleaned up there we are going to take a cab to Firebirds grill in Short pump for beers, steak and maybe some ice cream. Not bowel friendly but what the hell. We're taking a cab so we can have quite a few beers.
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> Philmont it's brand new. I hope to keep the new
> car scent for a couple days.
>
> Red onion congrats to your friend for serving his
> debt, and that's mighty kind of you to take him
> out. First Watch is generally very bowel friendly
> but after that many years eating mystery meat and
> using sandpaper towels, heck anything. I wish your
> friend the best.
>
> That hepatitis event has helped some understand
> what Gordo and Brown Splatter go through.
Sadly, there is no First watch in Richmond. I booked a couple rooms at quality inn and after he gets cleaned up there we are going to take a cab to Firebirds grill in Short pump for beers, steak and maybe some ice cream. Not bowel friendly but what the hell. We're taking a cab so we can have quite a few beers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
p7JNT
()
Date: September 02, 2016 02:05PM
Scat thread - told ya.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 02, 2016 02:36PM
IBS doesn't have a D or R after it.
This is not about politics or scat.
Red that's a mighty nice restaurant. Their quality of food should help with strain, but the beers will probably diminish that a bit.
You definitely are kind to take him out to such an establishment.
This is not about politics or scat.
Red that's a mighty nice restaurant. Their quality of food should help with strain, but the beers will probably diminish that a bit.
You definitely are kind to take him out to such an establishment.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: September 02, 2016 03:21PM
Okay. Next month at Slovak festival I have table. Invite all. Foods good for problem.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: September 02, 2016 03:49PM
Is it normal to use an entire roll of TP?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Twzzy
()
Date: September 02, 2016 04:06PM
Scat=this thread
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 02, 2016 04:51PM
Gordorsky Wrote:
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> Okay. Next month at Slovak festival I have table.
> Invite all. Foods good for problem.
Gordo that sounds perfect. Please let us know more, because I bet the food is good for bowels and most people will be white thank goodness.
Hard wiper try wet towelettes if a shower is unavailable. Yes I've gone through one or more, and an hour later crap has returned.
IBS is a messy stinky affair.
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> Okay. Next month at Slovak festival I have table.
> Invite all. Foods good for problem.
Gordo that sounds perfect. Please let us know more, because I bet the food is good for bowels and most people will be white thank goodness.
Hard wiper try wet towelettes if a shower is unavailable. Yes I've gone through one or more, and an hour later crap has returned.
IBS is a messy stinky affair.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 03, 2016 05:18AM
Oh wow. Just gave birth to a butterball.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: September 03, 2016 08:44AM
Hey Brown, was that a lil butterball or one of the full size 20 pound ones?
I have not posted in a while as Mrs dive had some trouble with vertigo and her eyesight due to her car accident. She had a detached retina and some other issues but with some laser surgery and a variety of tests and procedures she is doing well and has even gone to stay with our daughter a few days. My bowels were truly a train wreck while all this was going on due to stress and poor eating habits. On top of all that I had to get a heat pump replaced at one of our rental townhouses at JMU.
I was really backed up last week and somehow figured a steak and double mushroom pizza would help, it did help in a way as I got cleared out but then had liquid shits for two days. I was on a bristol chart roller-coaster! Congrats on your new Buick Brown. I just got a check from the insurance company and am looking at possibly buying a 2012 Subaru later today.
I have not posted in a while as Mrs dive had some trouble with vertigo and her eyesight due to her car accident. She had a detached retina and some other issues but with some laser surgery and a variety of tests and procedures she is doing well and has even gone to stay with our daughter a few days. My bowels were truly a train wreck while all this was going on due to stress and poor eating habits. On top of all that I had to get a heat pump replaced at one of our rental townhouses at JMU.
I was really backed up last week and somehow figured a steak and double mushroom pizza would help, it did help in a way as I got cleared out but then had liquid shits for two days. I was on a bristol chart roller-coaster! Congrats on your new Buick Brown. I just got a check from the insurance company and am looking at possibly buying a 2012 Subaru later today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Crying about your shitting
()
Date: September 03, 2016 09:20AM
fuckin pussies. Crying about your shitting. People in this world have real problems and you pussies want attention because you have a big shit. Fuck you all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: September 03, 2016 10:03AM
Crying about your shitting Wrote:
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> fuckin pussies. Crying about your shitting.
> People in this world have real problems and you
> pussies want attention because you have a big
> shit. Fuck you all.
User name crying,
There is no need for vulgarity, but let's hope that these individuals and their preposterous write ups get some professional help.
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> fuckin pussies. Crying about your shitting.
> People in this world have real problems and you
> pussies want attention because you have a big
> shit. Fuck you all.
User name crying,
There is no need for vulgarity, but let's hope that these individuals and their preposterous write ups get some professional help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Toilet man
()
Date: September 03, 2016 12:07PM
I would think that Elvis Presley's death toilet would be in a museum somewhere but I have not been able to locate it. It was removed from graceland years ago.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 03, 2016 01:17PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hey Brown, was that a lil butterball or one of the
> full size 20 pound ones?
>
> I have not posted in a while as Mrs dive had some
> trouble with vertigo and her eyesight due to her
> car accident. She had a detached retina and some
> other issues but with some laser surgery and a
> variety of tests and procedures she is doing well
> and has even gone to stay with our daughter a few
> days. My bowels were truly a train wreck while all
> this was going on due to stress and poor eating
> habits. On top of all that I had to get a heat
> pump replaced at one of our rental townhouses at
> JMU.
>
> I was really backed up last week and somehow
> figured a steak and double mushroom pizza would
> help, it did help in a way as I got cleared out
> but then had liquid shits for two days. I was on a
> bristol chart roller-coaster! Congrats on your new
> Buick Brown. I just got a check from the insurance
> company and am looking at possibly buying a 2012
> Subaru later today.
That is a brown ride not desired dive.
It's so good to have you back, and here's to your wonderful understanding Mrs. Dive recovering fully. You definitely have a keeper. Have you installed the yellow groan throne yet?
I'm not so sure about Subaru cars. They are probably decently made by the slant eyed, but I'm not sure if your derrière will be okay with the seat support.
As for your new house, do you need a framed Bristol Stool Guide framed for your living room? If not I have a smaller one perfect for kitchens.
This was probably a twenty pound butterball. What remnants are left of my rectum are an absolute disaster area.
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> Hey Brown, was that a lil butterball or one of the
> full size 20 pound ones?
>
> I have not posted in a while as Mrs dive had some
> trouble with vertigo and her eyesight due to her
> car accident. She had a detached retina and some
> other issues but with some laser surgery and a
> variety of tests and procedures she is doing well
> and has even gone to stay with our daughter a few
> days. My bowels were truly a train wreck while all
> this was going on due to stress and poor eating
> habits. On top of all that I had to get a heat
> pump replaced at one of our rental townhouses at
> JMU.
>
> I was really backed up last week and somehow
> figured a steak and double mushroom pizza would
> help, it did help in a way as I got cleared out
> but then had liquid shits for two days. I was on a
> bristol chart roller-coaster! Congrats on your new
> Buick Brown. I just got a check from the insurance
> company and am looking at possibly buying a 2012
> Subaru later today.
That is a brown ride not desired dive.
It's so good to have you back, and here's to your wonderful understanding Mrs. Dive recovering fully. You definitely have a keeper. Have you installed the yellow groan throne yet?
I'm not so sure about Subaru cars. They are probably decently made by the slant eyed, but I'm not sure if your derrière will be okay with the seat support.
As for your new house, do you need a framed Bristol Stool Guide framed for your living room? If not I have a smaller one perfect for kitchens.
This was probably a twenty pound butterball. What remnants are left of my rectum are an absolute disaster area.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: September 03, 2016 04:10PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> I just got a check from the
> insurance
> > company and am looking at possibly buying a
> 2012
> > Subaru later today.
>
> That is a brown ride not desired dive.
>
> It's so good to have you back, and here's to your
> wonderful understanding Mrs. Dive recovering
> fully. You definitely have a keeper. Have you
> installed the yellow groan throne yet?
>
> I'm not so sure about Subaru cars. They are
> probably decently made by the slant eyed, but I'm
> not sure if your derrière will be okay with the
> seat support.
>
> As for your new house, do you need a framed
> Bristol Stool Guide framed for your living room?
> If not I have a smaller one perfect for kitchens.
>
> This was probably a twenty pound butterball. What
> remnants are left of my rectum are an absolute
> disaster area.
You are right about the Subaru Brown but Mrs dive loved her Subaru that got wrecked so I am getting her one exactly like the old one. I drive a Lincoln and have an old pickup truck too. The Lincoln is very easy on the ass, it is a older model but still rides like a dream. My 20 year old pickup is a anal torture device plain and simple as it has a clutch and worn suspension.
I hope you get a break after passing that turkey this morning, the weather is nice today and you should go out and enjoy.
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> I just got a check from the
> insurance
> > company and am looking at possibly buying a
> 2012
> > Subaru later today.
>
> That is a brown ride not desired dive.
>
> It's so good to have you back, and here's to your
> wonderful understanding Mrs. Dive recovering
> fully. You definitely have a keeper. Have you
> installed the yellow groan throne yet?
>
> I'm not so sure about Subaru cars. They are
> probably decently made by the slant eyed, but I'm
> not sure if your derrière will be okay with the
> seat support.
>
> As for your new house, do you need a framed
> Bristol Stool Guide framed for your living room?
> If not I have a smaller one perfect for kitchens.
>
> This was probably a twenty pound butterball. What
> remnants are left of my rectum are an absolute
> disaster area.
You are right about the Subaru Brown but Mrs dive loved her Subaru that got wrecked so I am getting her one exactly like the old one. I drive a Lincoln and have an old pickup truck too. The Lincoln is very easy on the ass, it is a older model but still rides like a dream. My 20 year old pickup is a anal torture device plain and simple as it has a clutch and worn suspension.
I hope you get a break after passing that turkey this morning, the weather is nice today and you should go out and enjoy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 03, 2016 05:06PM
Most definitely dive. A Lincoln is a fine vehicle, the best of America and a suitable bowel friendly cruiser.
It would be a nice day to go on a drive but it's a sitz bath prior to going out in the Lacrosse. Today I could drive on soccer fields and wipe out a whole bunch of illegals but instead its maintenance.
It would be a nice day to go on a drive but it's a sitz bath prior to going out in the Lacrosse. Today I could drive on soccer fields and wipe out a whole bunch of illegals but instead its maintenance.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
#IBSisBSandthisisaScatThread
()
Date: September 03, 2016 05:31PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> I was really backed up last week and somehow
> figured a steak and double mushroom pizza would
> help, it did help in a way as I got cleared out
> but then had liquid shits for two days. I was on a
> bristol chart roller-coaster! Congrats on your new
> Buick Brown. I just got a check from the insurance
> company and am looking at possibly buying a 2012
> Subaru later today.
Truely amazing story sir!
liquid stool, Bristol chart - fantastic stuff. Walt Whitman could do not better!
(freaks)
#IBSisBSandthisisaScatThread
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> I was really backed up last week and somehow
> figured a steak and double mushroom pizza would
> help, it did help in a way as I got cleared out
> but then had liquid shits for two days. I was on a
> bristol chart roller-coaster! Congrats on your new
> Buick Brown. I just got a check from the insurance
> company and am looking at possibly buying a 2012
> Subaru later today.
Truely amazing story sir!
(freaks)
#IBSisBSandthisisaScatThread
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jackie Bradley
()
Date: September 03, 2016 05:32PM
No one ever answered my question about bloody toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this normal?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 03, 2016 07:44PM
Jackie Bradley Wrote:
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> No one ever answered my question about bloody
> toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> normal?
It's normal if you have to drop a Greyhound bus with odd ridges on the side. Your starfish can only take so much.
Now, on a serious note it could be a roid or something far more sinister it often.
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> No one ever answered my question about bloody
> toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> normal?
It's normal if you have to drop a Greyhound bus with odd ridges on the side. Your starfish can only take so much.
Now, on a serious note it could be a roid or something far more sinister it often.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Probably cancer
()
Date: September 03, 2016 08:37PM
Jackie Bradley Wrote:
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> No one ever answered my question about bloody
> toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> normal?
Probably cancer. Get it checked.
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> No one ever answered my question about bloody
> toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> normal?
Probably cancer. Get it checked.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 03, 2016 08:50PM
Probably cancer Wrote:
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> Jackie Bradley Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No one ever answered my question about bloody
> > toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> > normal?
>
>
> Probably cancer. Get it checked.
And get sodomized at the doctors office?
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> Jackie Bradley Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No one ever answered my question about bloody
> > toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> > normal?
>
>
> Probably cancer. Get it checked.
And get sodomized at the doctors office?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
supporters proxy
()
Date: September 03, 2016 08:51PM
Jackie Bradley Wrote:
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> No one ever answered my question about bloody
> toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> normal?
It is common if you strain or are really constipated. If you eat nuts sometimes they can 'scrape' internal hemmroids...bad spelling. Lol
If it's bright red prob nothing to worry about. It happens to me occasionally and always is bright red. However, with colon cancer in my family a colonoscopy did find 3 polyps, non cancer, and i was 35. I am a female if that matters. If it's in your family you do stand more of a chance.
If you are really concerned see your doctor. Non-invasive procedure.
Good luck and keep us posted.
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> No one ever answered my question about bloody
> toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> normal?
It is common if you strain or are really constipated. If you eat nuts sometimes they can 'scrape' internal hemmroids...bad spelling. Lol
If it's bright red prob nothing to worry about. It happens to me occasionally and always is bright red. However, with colon cancer in my family a colonoscopy did find 3 polyps, non cancer, and i was 35. I am a female if that matters. If it's in your family you do stand more of a chance.
If you are really concerned see your doctor. Non-invasive procedure.
Good luck and keep us posted.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
supporters proxy
()
Date: September 03, 2016 08:54PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Probably cancer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jackie Bradley Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No one ever answered my question about bloody
> > > toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> > > normal?
> >
> >
> > Probably cancer. Get it checked.
>
>
> And get sodomized at the doctors office?
Come on now and don't exageration b.o. it CAN be uncomfortable but is it better to get checked out than it be stage 4 cancer by the time you do something about it.
Blood in stool does NOT Mean cancer. Please pay that person no mind.
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> Probably cancer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jackie Bradley Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No one ever answered my question about bloody
> > > toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> > > normal?
> >
> >
> > Probably cancer. Get it checked.
>
>
> And get sodomized at the doctors office?
Come on now and don't exageration b.o. it CAN be uncomfortable but is it better to get checked out than it be stage 4 cancer by the time you do something about it.
Blood in stool does NOT Mean cancer. Please pay that person no mind.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 04, 2016 07:38AM
Going to the ass doctor is being sodomized. Thick fingers, indifference, and what doesn't feel like a scope in my rectum is more than enough.
Yes do get it checked if a concern, but for those of us whom regularly drop Colin Kapernicks, it's part of our pain that's our ordeal.
Yes do get it checked if a concern, but for those of us whom regularly drop Colin Kapernicks, it's part of our pain that's our ordeal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
scat fetish thread.
()
Date: September 04, 2016 08:38AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Probably cancer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jackie Bradley Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No one ever answered my question about bloody
> > > toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> > > normal?
> >
> >
> > Probably cancer. Get it checked.
>
>
> And get sodomized at the doctors office?
youre right, die of cancer so you can spend your precious last days on this important scat fetish thread.
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> Probably cancer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jackie Bradley Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No one ever answered my question about bloody
> > > toilet paper wiping after large BMs. Is this
> > > normal?
> >
> >
> > Probably cancer. Get it checked.
>
>
> And get sodomized at the doctors office?
youre right, die of cancer so you can spend your precious last days on this important scat fetish thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 04, 2016 11:34AM
A nice drive in the new car, although I wasn't able to run wetbacks over on soccer fields, as my rugrat grandchildren taught me in Grand Vehicle Theft. Amazing how their pockets fall out plantains, Iguanas, and pineapples.
The rumbling down below gives me pause.
My sister Matilda is making me as bowel friendly lunch as possible, but I'm thinking about sending a Dear John letter to my starfish in advance of the deluge. Midwives definitely are going to be called in, and I worry the neighbors will call in a wounded animal.
The rumbling down below gives me pause.
My sister Matilda is making me as bowel friendly lunch as possible, but I'm thinking about sending a Dear John letter to my starfish in advance of the deluge. Midwives definitely are going to be called in, and I worry the neighbors will call in a wounded animal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: September 04, 2016 11:53AM
Things did not go very fucking well with my buddy that just got out of prison. At Firebirds he got sloppy drunk off three bud lights and tried to grab some girls ass. I guess after more than 8 years without any alcohol his tolerance was low. I had to take him back to his room and order pizza.
I love the guy but he made a goddamn scene at the restaurant. The damn pizza gave me the shits half the night. I dropped my buddy off at his sisters house in Woodbridge this morning and I saw a bong on the coffee table there. I have a feeling he will be back in the joint soon he has a meeting with his parole officer on Tuesday and they will probably piss test him. Hope he dosent smoke any of the devil's lettuce. Some people just aint fit to live on the outside. I had no idea 3 beers would turn him into a instant asshole.
I love the guy but he made a goddamn scene at the restaurant. The damn pizza gave me the shits half the night. I dropped my buddy off at his sisters house in Woodbridge this morning and I saw a bong on the coffee table there. I have a feeling he will be back in the joint soon he has a meeting with his parole officer on Tuesday and they will probably piss test him. Hope he dosent smoke any of the devil's lettuce. Some people just aint fit to live on the outside. I had no idea 3 beers would turn him into a instant asshole.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jackie Bradley
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Date: September 04, 2016 01:06PM
Thank you for the information. Just to be safe I will go to the doc, but yes it's probably constipation related.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: September 04, 2016 02:55PM
Has anyone ever explored the possibility of rectal exams causing more problems than they solve?
Lets face it , like Afghanistan, the rectum is not designed for invasion.
Lets face it , like Afghanistan, the rectum is not designed for invasion.
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Date: September 04, 2016 03:42PM
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Posted by:
bxhMU
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Date: September 04, 2016 04:42PM
Not sure what happened, but yesterday was scary. I guess my metabolisom kicked into high gear at some point. Might have been taking my meds the way they should, maybe not eating lunch or breakfast on Thursday, or trying to stay warm Friday sleeping with the windows open. Maybe it was the Wegman's food bar lunch I had. took a normal in the normal in the morning and then ate lunch.
Around mid-afternoon i decided to take a nap. I was laying laying there, just gotten into bed and felt like I had to fart, but it had more bulky pressure to it. Barely got to the toilet and a torrent of sewage water burst forth. It was over in a matter of seconds, but I felt supremely cleared. Haven't had to poop since that session yesterday, but about to go do the deed. Can't tell if i will be peeing out my but or not. I am hoping it is a nice normal elimination so I can go to the store. Don't want to be at the store and have to pee out my butt or have it like yesterday. Good thing i was home as I would have shit myself in the aisle right then and there.
Around mid-afternoon i decided to take a nap. I was laying laying there, just gotten into bed and felt like I had to fart, but it had more bulky pressure to it. Barely got to the toilet and a torrent of sewage water burst forth. It was over in a matter of seconds, but I felt supremely cleared. Haven't had to poop since that session yesterday, but about to go do the deed. Can't tell if i will be peeing out my but or not. I am hoping it is a nice normal elimination so I can go to the store. Don't want to be at the store and have to pee out my butt or have it like yesterday. Good thing i was home as I would have shit myself in the aisle right then and there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Lo5er
()
Date: September 04, 2016 04:51PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A nice drive in the new car, although I wasn't
> able to run wetbacks over on soccer fields, as my
> rugrat grandchildren taught me in Grand Vehicle
> Theft. Amazing how their pockets fall out
> plantains, Iguanas, and pineapples.
>
> The rumbling down below gives me pause.
>
> My sister Matilda is making me as bowel friendly
> lunch as possible, but I'm thinking about sending
> a Dear John letter to my starfish in advance of
> the deluge. Midwives definitely are going to be
> called in, and I worry the neighbors will call in
> a wounded animal.
Fuck off, you ignorant racist piece of cunt lint.
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> A nice drive in the new car, although I wasn't
> able to run wetbacks over on soccer fields, as my
> rugrat grandchildren taught me in Grand Vehicle
> Theft. Amazing how their pockets fall out
> plantains, Iguanas, and pineapples.
>
> The rumbling down below gives me pause.
>
> My sister Matilda is making me as bowel friendly
> lunch as possible, but I'm thinking about sending
> a Dear John letter to my starfish in advance of
> the deluge. Midwives definitely are going to be
> called in, and I worry the neighbors will call in
> a wounded animal.
Fuck off, you ignorant racist piece of cunt lint.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: September 04, 2016 08:43PM
Happy Labor Day brothers in brown
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 05, 2016 05:23AM
Happy Labor Day everyone. I will read the good posts later after going into labor.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
instant asshole
()
Date: September 05, 2016 07:52AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Things did not go very fucking well with my buddy
> that just got out of prison. At Firebirds he got
> sloppy drunk off three bud lights and tried to
> grab some girls ass. I guess after more than 8
> years without any alcohol his tolerance was low. I
> had to take him back to his room and order pizza.
> I love the guy but he made a goddamn scene at the
> restaurant. The damn pizza gave me the shits half
> the night. I dropped my buddy off at his sisters
> house in Woodbridge this morning and I saw a bong
> on the coffee table there. I have a feeling he
> will be back in the joint soon he has a meeting
> with his parole officer on Tuesday and they will
> probably piss test him. Hope he dosent smoke any
> of the devil's lettuce. Some people just aint fit
> to live on the outside. I had no idea 3 beers
> would turn him into a instant asshole.
It wasnt the beers and it certainly wasnt 'instant.' Your friend is a loser.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Things did not go very fucking well with my buddy
> that just got out of prison. At Firebirds he got
> sloppy drunk off three bud lights and tried to
> grab some girls ass. I guess after more than 8
> years without any alcohol his tolerance was low. I
> had to take him back to his room and order pizza.
> I love the guy but he made a goddamn scene at the
> restaurant. The damn pizza gave me the shits half
> the night. I dropped my buddy off at his sisters
> house in Woodbridge this morning and I saw a bong
> on the coffee table there. I have a feeling he
> will be back in the joint soon he has a meeting
> with his parole officer on Tuesday and they will
> probably piss test him. Hope he dosent smoke any
> of the devil's lettuce. Some people just aint fit
> to live on the outside. I had no idea 3 beers
> would turn him into a instant asshole.
It wasnt the beers and it certainly wasnt 'instant.' Your friend is a loser.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
charcoal burnin everywhere
()
Date: September 05, 2016 08:31AM
This is probably the best weather we have had for labor day in many years. If you live in suburbia the smell of grilled meats and fish will be in the air all afternoon and evening. All those heavenly aroma's, all those coolers packed with beer, soda, potato salad, macaroni salad, coleslaw. The fresh burger toppings like homegrown tomatoes, ice cold pickle wedges, sliced onion, sliced cheeses and dont even get me started on the deserts like cake, pie and ice cream.
All this is wonderful on this day that is the third eatingist day of the year after superbowl sunday and thanksgiving.
Keep in mind though that as we celebrate this great American holiday a STORM could be brewing! The PERFECT STORM could be brewing down below so you must be CAREFUL, very very CAREFUL!!!!
All this is wonderful on this day that is the third eatingist day of the year after superbowl sunday and thanksgiving.
Keep in mind though that as we celebrate this great American holiday a STORM could be brewing! The PERFECT STORM could be brewing down below so you must be CAREFUL, very very CAREFUL!!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
masturbating with your own feces
()
Date: September 05, 2016 08:32AM
Jimmy B aka B0 your cartoon selection blows dead dogs. Not funny. Stick to masturbating with your own feces - that is funnier.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: September 05, 2016 03:26PM
instant asshole Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Things did not go very fucking well with my
> buddy
> > that just got out of prison. At Firebirds he
> got
> > sloppy drunk off three bud lights and tried to
> > grab some girls ass. I guess after more than 8
> > years without any alcohol his tolerance was low.
> I
> > had to take him back to his room and order
> pizza.
> > I love the guy but he made a goddamn scene at
> the
> > restaurant. The damn pizza gave me the shits
> half
> > the night. I dropped my buddy off at his
> sisters
> > house in Woodbridge this morning and I saw a
> bong
> > on the coffee table there. I have a feeling he
> > will be back in the joint soon he has a meeting
> > with his parole officer on Tuesday and they
> will
> > probably piss test him. Hope he dosent smoke
> any
> > of the devil's lettuce. Some people just aint
> fit
> > to live on the outside. I had no idea 3
> beers
> > would turn him into a instant asshole.
>
> It wasnt the beers and it certainly wasnt
> 'instant.' Your friend is a loser.
Yes you are right. I lived in the same cell with this guy for over a year and he was a decent respectful guy that could be trusted. He has had a lifetime struggle with drugs and maybe alcohol too. On the inside with no access to that stuff he was a good man. The poor bastard just wont make it out here.
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Things did not go very fucking well with my
> buddy
> > that just got out of prison. At Firebirds he
> got
> > sloppy drunk off three bud lights and tried to
> > grab some girls ass. I guess after more than 8
> > years without any alcohol his tolerance was low.
> I
> > had to take him back to his room and order
> pizza.
> > I love the guy but he made a goddamn scene at
> the
> > restaurant. The damn pizza gave me the shits
> half
> > the night. I dropped my buddy off at his
> sisters
> > house in Woodbridge this morning and I saw a
> bong
> > on the coffee table there. I have a feeling he
> > will be back in the joint soon he has a meeting
> > with his parole officer on Tuesday and they
> will
> > probably piss test him. Hope he dosent smoke
> any
> > of the devil's lettuce. Some people just aint
> fit
> > to live on the outside. I had no idea 3
> beers
> > would turn him into a instant asshole.
>
> It wasnt the beers and it certainly wasnt
> 'instant.' Your friend is a loser.
Yes you are right. I lived in the same cell with this guy for over a year and he was a decent respectful guy that could be trusted. He has had a lifetime struggle with drugs and maybe alcohol too. On the inside with no access to that stuff he was a good man. The poor bastard just wont make it out here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 05, 2016 06:39PM
charcoal burnin everywhere Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This is probably the best weather we have had for
> labor day in many years. If you live in suburbia
> the smell of grilled meats and fish will be in the
> air all afternoon and evening. All those heavenly
> aroma's, all those coolers packed with beer, soda,
> potato salad, macaroni salad, coleslaw. The fresh
> burger toppings like homegrown tomatoes, ice cold
> pickle wedges, sliced onion, sliced cheeses and
> dont even get me started on the deserts like cake,
> pie and ice cream.
> All this is wonderful on this day that is the
> third eatingist day of the year after superbowl
> sunday and thanksgiving.
> Keep in mind though that as we celebrate this
> great American holiday a STORM could be brewing!
> The PERFECT STORM could be brewing down below so
> you must be CAREFUL, very very CAREFUL!!!!
Oh this was the perfect storm. My rear end was torn from end to end.
-------------------------------------------------------
> This is probably the best weather we have had for
> labor day in many years. If you live in suburbia
> the smell of grilled meats and fish will be in the
> air all afternoon and evening. All those heavenly
> aroma's, all those coolers packed with beer, soda,
> potato salad, macaroni salad, coleslaw. The fresh
> burger toppings like homegrown tomatoes, ice cold
> pickle wedges, sliced onion, sliced cheeses and
> dont even get me started on the deserts like cake,
> pie and ice cream.
> All this is wonderful on this day that is the
> third eatingist day of the year after superbowl
> sunday and thanksgiving.
> Keep in mind though that as we celebrate this
> great American holiday a STORM could be brewing!
> The PERFECT STORM could be brewing down below so
> you must be CAREFUL, very very CAREFUL!!!!
Oh this was the perfect storm. My rear end was torn from end to end.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 05, 2016 06:41PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> instant asshole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Things did not go very fucking well with my
> > buddy
> > > that just got out of prison. At Firebirds he
> > got
> > > sloppy drunk off three bud lights and tried
> to
> > > grab some girls ass. I guess after more than
> 8
> > > years without any alcohol his tolerance was
> low.
> > I
> > > had to take him back to his room and order
> > pizza.
> > > I love the guy but he made a goddamn scene
> at
> > the
> > > restaurant. The damn pizza gave me the shits
> > half
> > > the night. I dropped my buddy off at his
> > sisters
> > > house in Woodbridge this morning and I saw a
> > bong
> > > on the coffee table there. I have a feeling
> he
> > > will be back in the joint soon he has a
> meeting
> > > with his parole officer on Tuesday and they
> > will
> > > probably piss test him. Hope he dosent smoke
> > any
> > > of the devil's lettuce. Some people just aint
> > fit
> > > to live on the outside. I had no idea 3
> > beers
> > > would turn him into a instant asshole.
> >
> > It wasnt the beers and it certainly wasnt
> > 'instant.' Your friend is a loser.
>
>
> Yes you are right. I lived in the same cell with
> this guy for over a year and he was a decent
> respectful guy that could be trusted. He has had a
> lifetime struggle with drugs and maybe alcohol
> too. On the inside with no access to that stuff he
> was a good man. The poor bastard just wont make it
> out here.
I'm very sorry red onion. You deserve kudos for helping him, but sadly it does seem his bowels will be back in the pen soon. You are a good man and I hope you and your bowels are doing well.
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> instant asshole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Things did not go very fucking well with my
> > buddy
> > > that just got out of prison. At Firebirds he
> > got
> > > sloppy drunk off three bud lights and tried
> to
> > > grab some girls ass. I guess after more than
> 8
> > > years without any alcohol his tolerance was
> low.
> > I
> > > had to take him back to his room and order
> > pizza.
> > > I love the guy but he made a goddamn scene
> at
> > the
> > > restaurant. The damn pizza gave me the shits
> > half
> > > the night. I dropped my buddy off at his
> > sisters
> > > house in Woodbridge this morning and I saw a
> > bong
> > > on the coffee table there. I have a feeling
> he
> > > will be back in the joint soon he has a
> meeting
> > > with his parole officer on Tuesday and they
> > will
> > > probably piss test him. Hope he dosent smoke
> > any
> > > of the devil's lettuce. Some people just aint
> > fit
> > > to live on the outside. I had no idea 3
> > beers
> > > would turn him into a instant asshole.
> >
> > It wasnt the beers and it certainly wasnt
> > 'instant.' Your friend is a loser.
>
>
> Yes you are right. I lived in the same cell with
> this guy for over a year and he was a decent
> respectful guy that could be trusted. He has had a
> lifetime struggle with drugs and maybe alcohol
> too. On the inside with no access to that stuff he
> was a good man. The poor bastard just wont make it
> out here.
I'm very sorry red onion. You deserve kudos for helping him, but sadly it does seem his bowels will be back in the pen soon. You are a good man and I hope you and your bowels are doing well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Thickness..
()
Date: September 05, 2016 11:06PM
Double Whopper With Cheese, Onion Rings, Fries, Vanilla Shake And Whopperito.
Snack After Din Din
SLV
Snack After Din Din
SLV
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 06, 2016 05:15AM
My poor starfish needs to go to a vetnarian. Last night it took another large bowel busting load of brown laundry coming down the chute, and what this human must endure is terrible.
The midwives did their best with breathing and Keigel exercises, but even they were shocked momentarily by the screams and size of the monster I laid out.
I sit here with bowels that hurt, and just wish one time I could enjoy a #4 #2. That must be a divine experience, that so many take for granted. This tore the ass out of me, and my hope is the midwives and my sister can help my bowels heal.
The midwives did their best with breathing and Keigel exercises, but even they were shocked momentarily by the screams and size of the monster I laid out.
I sit here with bowels that hurt, and just wish one time I could enjoy a #4 #2. That must be a divine experience, that so many take for granted. This tore the ass out of me, and my hope is the midwives and my sister can help my bowels heal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: September 06, 2016 05:20AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My poor starfish needs to go to a vetnarian. Last
> night it took another large bowel busting load of
> brown laundry coming down the chute, and what this
> human must endure is terrible.
>
> The midwives did their best with breathing and
> Keigel exercises, but even they were shocked
> momentarily by the screams and size of the monster
> I laid out.
>
> I sit here with bowels that hurt, and just wish
> one time I could enjoy a #4 #2. That must be a
> divine experience, that so many take for granted.
> This tore the ass out of me, and my hope is the
> midwives and my sister can help my bowels heal.
5 am guy wishes you all the best Mr Brown.
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> My poor starfish needs to go to a vetnarian. Last
> night it took another large bowel busting load of
> brown laundry coming down the chute, and what this
> human must endure is terrible.
>
> The midwives did their best with breathing and
> Keigel exercises, but even they were shocked
> momentarily by the screams and size of the monster
> I laid out.
>
> I sit here with bowels that hurt, and just wish
> one time I could enjoy a #4 #2. That must be a
> divine experience, that so many take for granted.
> This tore the ass out of me, and my hope is the
> midwives and my sister can help my bowels heal.
5 am guy wishes you all the best Mr Brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 06, 2016 05:44AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My poor starfish needs to go to a vetnarian.
> Last
> > night it took another large bowel busting load
> of
> > brown laundry coming down the chute, and what
> this
> > human must endure is terrible.
> >
> > The midwives did their best with breathing and
> > Keigel exercises, but even they were shocked
> > momentarily by the screams and size of the
> monster
> > I laid out.
> >
> > I sit here with bowels that hurt, and just wish
> > one time I could enjoy a #4 #2. That must be a
> > divine experience, that so many take for
> granted.
> > This tore the ass out of me, and my hope is the
> > midwives and my sister can help my bowels heal.
>
>
> 5 am guy wishes you all the best Mr Brown.
Thank you 5 am. I hope the lava lamps and whale music is helping your bowels. And my hope is you aren't dropping orca sized shits.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My poor starfish needs to go to a vetnarian.
> Last
> > night it took another large bowel busting load
> of
> > brown laundry coming down the chute, and what
> this
> > human must endure is terrible.
> >
> > The midwives did their best with breathing and
> > Keigel exercises, but even they were shocked
> > momentarily by the screams and size of the
> monster
> > I laid out.
> >
> > I sit here with bowels that hurt, and just wish
> > one time I could enjoy a #4 #2. That must be a
> > divine experience, that so many take for
> granted.
> > This tore the ass out of me, and my hope is the
> > midwives and my sister can help my bowels heal.
>
>
> 5 am guy wishes you all the best Mr Brown.
Thank you 5 am. I hope the lava lamps and whale music is helping your bowels. And my hope is you aren't dropping orca sized shits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: September 06, 2016 08:39AM
Buffalo wings. Fuck!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: September 06, 2016 09:27AM
It was stupid looking back, but buying bulk Sam Club TP wasn't a good buy. Yes it is a lot cheaper, but it takes more rolls plus is more irritating than Charmin. It's better than what you'll find at recreation centers/government buildings but not by much.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: September 06, 2016 11:30AM
Glad to see you guys are doing ok.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 06, 2016 12:49PM
To be or not to be, this I ask my groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: September 06, 2016 01:48PM
To be constipated or to have liquid stool -that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous blockage ,
Or to take arms against a sea of diarrhea,
And, by opposing, end them both?
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous blockage ,
Or to take arms against a sea of diarrhea,
And, by opposing, end them both?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
%
()
Date: September 06, 2016 01:50PM
Seems like everyone here is full of shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: September 06, 2016 03:06PM
A couple of days without the usual mess. Glad that today at work went really well. I think my boss is being kind due to my ADA complaint.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: September 06, 2016 06:15PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> A couple of days without the usual mess. Glad that
> today at work went really well. I think my boss is
> being kind due to my ADA complaint.
See a GI.
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> A couple of days without the usual mess. Glad that
> today at work went really well. I think my boss is
> being kind due to my ADA complaint.
See a GI.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 06, 2016 07:14PM
Hours of strain
Screams of pain
I sit on the groan throne
And continue to moan.
My rectum looks bad
My starfish is sad
Oh woe be my bowels
That are nothing but howls.
I need some relief
But all I gets grief
Another day of pain
And all left is a brown stain
Screams of pain
I sit on the groan throne
And continue to moan.
My rectum looks bad
My starfish is sad
Oh woe be my bowels
That are nothing but howls.
I need some relief
But all I gets grief
Another day of pain
And all left is a brown stain
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Crying about Dining
()
Date: September 06, 2016 08:00PM
45 Minutes Of enjoyment 3 days Of Pain had to go to the hospital because my ass would not drain
Then in the morning as I walked away I was thankful for the enema that I took that day.
Then in the morning as I walked away I was thankful for the enema that I took that day.