you know what else is a waste of taxpayer dollars? All of the accident reconstruction and carcass cleaning that goes into scooping up some jackass's brains all over the road because he's too damn stupid and lazy to walk 10 more feet to a crosswalk. CHARGE THEM ALL. Bring in that revenue.
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If you have to ask, I'm guessing it's a problem you realistically will never have to deal with.
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Maybe the charge was impersonating a man.
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Re: Police Seek Fugitive After Tysons Footchase Posted by: Hay Zeus () Date: May 25, 2012 01:58PM I took the FFX County Police entrance exam after graduating college. I believe at the time there was something of an obstacle course that had to be completed within 90sec-2min to determine the phyiscal fitness qualification. Someone asked why there wasn't a timed 5k or mile run. The answer w
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I'm more concerned about your music tastes quite frankly.
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One bullet<one trial/incarceration/rehab of a filthy scumbag pedo. As a taxpayer, I'm satisfied. Next time don't bring a letter opener to a gun fight.
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Who carries a sword these days? Besides filthy pedophiles of course.
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Re: Fairfax High School: Students totaled 2,600 F's on 4th quarter interim new Posted by: Concerned FHS Parent () Date: May 17, 2012 07:00PM Well, at least you feel a little better about yourself now. ---------------------------------------- I feel fantastic, thanks for noting that. I know that my well-being is of your utmost concern.
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Santini's, or yes, the Italian Store. The food in this region (with the exception of crabcakes) blows donkey ass.
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Or if that's occupied, your mother's face.
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Right after you actually go through junior's room, pull out all the weed and oxy, and check his facebook and skype accounts where he talks about how much ass he's tagging and glue he's sniffing. Your kid's a flea and should be held accountable, so BE a PARENT. Otherwise start filling out those post-grad applications to the University of the Betty Ford Clinic. Not a sermon, just a thought.
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Bet that judge is flying first class the rest of his life. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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I'm thinking that's why the guy should have appealed the conviction to the Circuit Court of Fairfax. But well, that's just so obvious it hurts.
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So wait...he crossed the double yellow line, but WASN'T driving on the wrong side of the road?
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Re: FCPD Smoking Cigarettes on the job Posted by: justsayin () Date: May 08, 2012 02:30PM Agreed, why should police offers have to follow regulations? The concept is stupid, petty, and picky. Great point...just like I'm sure you don't ever go one mile over the speed limit.
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Who gives a crap if a grown ass man wants to have a cigarette? For that matter, who gives a crap if a teenager wants a damn cigarette? YAWN.
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Don't any of you guys have Verizon Fios? I mean there has to be something better to do on a Friday night....
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Here's my recommendation-stop stealing shit.
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McCormick and Schmicks.
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Cue the obligatory donut posting in 5, 4, 3, 2........
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WAIT!!! so reading the report, they gave this cop a medal for slowly entering the apartment after a citizen told them there had been a stabbing. When they get there after who knows how long, waiting for backup they find a woman dead and a guy with a self inflicted knife wound. If they had entered the apartment with a little more urgency maybe they could have saved the womans life. They get a me
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I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than Mike Wise. That guy is a complete dipshit.
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Had to have been some homeless guy who's DNA isn't on file probably. Terrible story, hopefully they get a break. People who do something this horrible usually are repeat offenders so at some point you hope they get his DNA.
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One way to avoid being harassed is not to drive shitfaced hammered. Not a sermon, just a thought.
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I think if he was banging Kinsey, I think I can't blame him. DAMN. http://flmsdown.net/celebrities/1026234-kinsey-elizabeth-playboy-coed-of-the-week-october-13-2011.html
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Pretty smart sneaking up behind a cop with his gun out and pointing your cellphone at him.
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Tastes like pollo.
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Sounds to me like it was the people in charge, not all of the cops on the department. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Wokka Wokka Wokka. If you want to catch them, just close the bridge to PG County.
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Re: 3 men arrested for alleged burglary in Reston VA new Posted by: Sum Ding Wong () Date: March 17, 2012 12:56PM Fortune Cookie say..."You three go up riva for wong time." +1
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