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10 years ago
itchy
TJ45 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have any of you ever used Zicam Cold Remedy quick > release tablets? I've had a really bad cold all > week and used them for about 5 days. I haven't > been able to taste anything since I started taking > them. At first I thought it was due to me being > sick, but now the cold is all but gone and I still > c
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10 years ago
itchy
Yucky was grounded and sent to his room with no internet after the FFX SWAT kicked in his parents doors and busted through windows.
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10 years ago
itchy
Circus freak hot. I'd hit it, then take her to the range.
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10 years ago
itchy
I'm pretty sure your tuition pays for those.
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10 years ago
itchy
Hunger Games, Senior's Revenge.
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10 years ago
itchy
Scratchy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I suspected as much... thanks for admitting it. You're welcome Chuck. I'll have something for you to chew on when I return in several weeks.
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10 years ago
itchy
Scratchy > Well, you have my permission to try. Show me how > bad-ass your former colleagues are. Or run to > Chuck for help. > > Another three or four beers and you'll probably be > really brave. > > Poser. Ha! And this coming from a chubby stalker who plays out his multiple personality disorder in the form of a dozen users on this site. At least when you meet me
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10 years ago
itchy
Scratchy Wrote: ---------------------------------- > Let me break it down for you, genius. > > This is an unregistered handle. It can be shared > by an unlimited number of people. > > Keep fooling yourself with that unregistered handle crap, coward. There are ways to trace steps that lead back to you and your pathetic life behind that monitor. It would be illegal for me,
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10 years ago
itchy
> A phone that auto-correct differently on every > line, being consistently wrong... brilliant! Try swipe on a RAZR M with auto correct and word suggestion and my big hands. All while bullshitting with my hot bartender Lindsay. Besides, this is fairfax underground dipshit, not a report to my CO. And lets see: dick pics and some of the other shit you've posted here is pretty fucking qu
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10 years ago
itchy
scratch Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > itchy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I'd be a prime candidate to level a state, but > I > > would NEVER because I love my country despite > it's > > imperfections. And although its filled with > > degenerates like you, I would die to protect it &
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10 years ago
itchy
EDTV7 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > You were advocating a bombing... "Jokingly" of OPEC, which is NOT on American soil or consisted of American civilians. I also seriously advocate the bombing of North Korea, China, Iran, Pakistan and Somalia. must we go on eesh?
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10 years ago
itchy
But... Wrote: ----------------------------------------------------- > It wasn't a threat. > > A threat would be "I'm going to..." or "There will > be...", not "God Willing" or "I Hope". > > Yes, there's a difference. Nobody said he made a direct threat, assbag. Now step off of your soapbox before I knock you off of it. Anon retard.
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10 years ago
itchy
itchy the boston bomber Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Re: April 15 - Don't Buy Gas Day > Posted by: itchy () > Date: April 11, 2013 08:03PM > > Why don't you suicide bomb OPEC. Now that would > make a statement. > > > > ....April 15th = Boston Bombing..you mentioned > bombings days before this happened, for them to > happe
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10 years ago
itchy
You'd have to be pretty stupid to make threats like that anyways with all the shit going on over the past decade. Look at the petty but threatening email verbiage that got that Loudoun County resident "Terrorism" charges recently.
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10 years ago
itchy
eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What do you think this relationship is based on? > Karl Lagerfield, 77, with boyfriend, 20. > > > > - Based on the bulge in the 20 yo's shorts, I'd say ass wrecking.
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10 years ago
itchy
There are three kinds of younger women that date us older guys. The ones digging for gold, the ones with "daddy issues" and the ones that are both. I find that the daddy issue types are more fun when it comes to dating and sex. I used to frown upon such an age difference until I saw Hugh Hefner with a 23 year old woman at nearly four times her senior. The gloves are off now.
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11 years ago
itchy
Yea but the hookers in DC were much better looking when he was in office. And like this Vincent Grey Dick Tracy villain looking character isn't shady too. Corrupt is the prerequisite of holding any Mayoral position. Even Mayor McCheese is corrupt.
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11 years ago
itchy
Scientific Tester Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can I press the red dot with a framing hammer? For shit sake do it.
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11 years ago
itchy
eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What does Beyond Walden Two mean? > Maybe the name of next comet that they plan to ride away with aliens on after commiting mass suicide.
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11 years ago
itchy
I always thought that if there were ever an apocalypse it would be self inflicted by man and not the fulfillment of any prophecy. Well, here we go.
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11 years ago
itchy
Include roadkill, fetuses, used tampons and used condoms. Especially homosexually used condoms.
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11 years ago
itchy
Never had an issue with Chuck. He and eesh however wouldn't piss on each other if the other was on fire.
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11 years ago
itchy
Quit taking pole in the ass and it may fix itself. Do your farts sound like an old man gasping for breath?
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11 years ago
itchy
Yuck, you're a trip. Correction Yucky
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11 years ago
itchy
There's something about this girl that turns me on. Maybe the short hair I dunno. My x had short hair and she was a nympho. Damn I miss that.
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11 years ago
itchy
Radical Islamist sympathizer lone wolf. And the explosive looked like that of homemade black powder. Didn't have the umph of ANFO or home brewed RDX.
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11 years ago
itchy
how does... Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > this have 500 views in 2 mins? You're wacking your pudd on the refresh spaz.
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11 years ago
itchy
Itchy wouldn't harm innocent people. Certainly not my fellow Americans.
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11 years ago
itchy
46eJe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of the shot animals made it back to the > getaway car and was later dumped in a ditch when > he died. > > How appropriate. > > 2 out of 4 ain't bad. Their dogma will be run over by karma soon enough.
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11 years ago
itchy
Another two bite the dust. Go guns!
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