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wiping
Posted by:
wiping wiper
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Date: April 16, 2013 06:30PM
does anyone else have to wipe inbetween shits? like it starts to creep out of your asshole after a little while after you evacuate, and you have to make a special trip to the bathroom just to wipe it clean again?
Re: wiping
Posted by:
answering answer-er
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Date: April 16, 2013 06:37PM
That means you are constipated.
Re: wiping
Posted by:
itchy
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Date: April 16, 2013 06:57PM
Quit taking pole in the ass and it may fix itself. Do your farts sound like an old man gasping for breath?
Re: wiping
Posted by:
dsislik;
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Date: April 16, 2013 07:03PM
Drink more water regularly. This will help the shit flow through your intestines and form together so you can have more consistent, say once per day dumps.
Re: wiping
Posted by:
poopy pants
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Date: April 17, 2013 12:54PM
See a doctor. It's anal fissures or something. Are you having any pain or blood?
Re: wiping
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: April 17, 2013 02:24PM
itchy Wrote:
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> Quit taking pole in the ass and it may fix itself.
> Do your farts sound like an old man gasping for
> breath?
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> Quit taking pole in the ass and it may fix itself.
> Do your farts sound like an old man gasping for
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Re: wiping
Posted by:
Just Say No
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Date: April 18, 2013 09:12PM
My stepbrother and his friends in HS used to say, "Only girls wipe." You can imagine his wrecked tighty whities.
Re: wiping
Posted by:
Because
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Date: April 30, 2013 02:41PM
Because boys are gross.
Re: wiping
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: April 30, 2013 03:12PM
Best thing is to shower. Or:
Bidets, Handy Wipes or some other moistened towellette.
Bidets, Handy Wipes or some other moistened towellette.
Re: wiping
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: May 01, 2013 12:21AM
Its great when you get lucky and only gotta wipe once. It's the little things in life that make me happy.