does anyone else have to wipe inbetween shits? like it starts to creep out of your asshole after a little while after you evacuate, and you have to make a special trip to the bathroom just to wipe it clean again?

That means you are constipated.

Quit taking pole in the ass and it may fix itself. Do your farts sound like an old man gasping for breath?

Drink more water regularly. This will help the shit flow through your intestines and form together so you can have more consistent, say once per day dumps.

See a doctor. It's anal fissures or something. Are you having any pain or blood?

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> Quit taking pole in the ass and it may fix itself.
> Do your farts sound like an old man gasping for
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My stepbrother and his friends in HS used to say, "Only girls wipe." You can imagine his wrecked tighty whities.

Because boys are gross.

Best thing is to shower. Or:

Bidets, Handy Wipes or some other moistened towellette.

Its great when you get lucky and only gotta wipe once. It's the little things in life that make me happy.