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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: August 30, 2015 02:04PM
That sausage was awesome. Now I feel like John Candy in "The great outdoors" when he ate the old 96er.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc_5tx7xRlg
The wife wants to go out for pizza in a couple hours, maybe Ill just get a salad at the pizza place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc_5tx7xRlg
The wife wants to go out for pizza in a couple hours, maybe Ill just get a salad at the pizza place.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 30, 2015 08:36PM
Oh Dive! Submerge, submerge!
Salad would probably be best. Have you kindly let your wife know the condition of your bowels?
Salad would probably be best. Have you kindly let your wife know the condition of your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 31, 2015 06:47AM
I think Donald Trump and his ego passed through my colon.
Every bit of my upper and lower intestines hurt, as it was a bowels busting crap, and my starfish doesn't look pretty.
I apologize to my neighbors, and will have to replace the floor tiles, as my toenails dug in with maximum force, screams of agony echoing off the walls.
Every bit of my upper and lower intestines hurt, as it was a bowels busting crap, and my starfish doesn't look pretty.
I apologize to my neighbors, and will have to replace the floor tiles, as my toenails dug in with maximum force, screams of agony echoing off the walls.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: August 31, 2015 07:54AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Oh Dive! Submerge, submerge!
>
> Salad would probably be best. Have you kindly let
> your wife know the condition of your bowels?
I think my wife got the idea that my bowels were in distress at 4 this morning. This hotel room is small and even with the sliding glass door open the ocean breeze could not cover up what was going on in the bathroom. To make things worse she had to pee right after I was done. We have separate bathrooms in our current home and she now has been reminded why separate bathrooms will be required in our next home.
I think I got lucky with that sausage Brown. Heading home soon and our Realtor says we may get an offer on the house today.
Stay brown my friends.
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> Oh Dive! Submerge, submerge!
>
> Salad would probably be best. Have you kindly let
> your wife know the condition of your bowels?
I think my wife got the idea that my bowels were in distress at 4 this morning. This hotel room is small and even with the sliding glass door open the ocean breeze could not cover up what was going on in the bathroom. To make things worse she had to pee right after I was done. We have separate bathrooms in our current home and she now has been reminded why separate bathrooms will be required in our next home.
I think I got lucky with that sausage Brown. Heading home soon and our Realtor says we may get an offer on the house today.
Stay brown my friends.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 31, 2015 10:48AM
Sorry Dive the placenta caused issues.
You are still selling the house? How are the various aromas that emit from the tailpipe and waft in the air.
Yes your wife should have a separate bathroom, but it's not your fault but rather your bowels.
They have betrayed you yet you aren't alone.
You are still selling the house? How are the various aromas that emit from the tailpipe and waft in the air.
Yes your wife should have a separate bathroom, but it's not your fault but rather your bowels.
They have betrayed you yet you aren't alone.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
county worker
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Date: August 31, 2015 12:26PM
All I can say about this is OMFG! My boss is eating one by himself for lunch and yes those breadsticks are included.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 31, 2015 12:42PM
That picture makes my bowels quiver. Just horrible in so many ways.
May your office be far from his, may you use another bathroom as that will be ripe.
Are your bosses bowels made of Teflon? If you don't know, could you inquire about his bowels, and see how they process this ?
May your office be far from his, may you use another bathroom as that will be ripe.
Are your bosses bowels made of Teflon? If you don't know, could you inquire about his bowels, and see how they process this ?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
county worker
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Date: August 31, 2015 01:07PM
LOL I thought about this here thread when I seem whayt my boss was eating for lunch. He is friends with the pizza hut guy and was trying that dish out that is not on the menu yet. My boss goes about 400 pounds and is about 6foot 4in tall. He ate it all but two bredstick things. Supposed to be four servings.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 31, 2015 01:58PM
County worker,
Is your boss Jabba the Hut with gold plated bowels? He's a big boy. I hope his groan throne is okay.
Is your boss Jabba the Hut with gold plated bowels? He's a big boy. I hope his groan throne is okay.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: August 31, 2015 03:29PM
county worker Wrote:
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> All I can say about this is OMFG! My boss is
> eating one by himself for lunch and yes those
> breadsticks are included.
You should not be eating such meals. That is absolute garbage, and the sodium and saturated fat content is unquestionably disgusting.
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> All I can say about this is OMFG! My boss is
> eating one by himself for lunch and yes those
> breadsticks are included.
You should not be eating such meals. That is absolute garbage, and the sodium and saturated fat content is unquestionably disgusting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: August 31, 2015 03:41PM
Duh doctor. It doesn't take a genius.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: September 01, 2015 04:49AM
Hi everyone. 5 am guy checking in here. I get off work at 5:30 and I enjoy reading this thread about this time most mornings. Working the graveyard shift for so long has turned me into a wack job!
I was speaking to a friend overseas who has found relief from IBS with peppermint oil jell caps. He said they saved his life. He told me to tell you guys to try them for about a month and you get relief. Look them up on Amazon and read the reviews, sounds like the product is legit.
Jam out with me now, I am cranking some Frank Zappa.
"Movin to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmcYTShN4Fk
I was speaking to a friend overseas who has found relief from IBS with peppermint oil jell caps. He said they saved his life. He told me to tell you guys to try them for about a month and you get relief. Look them up on Amazon and read the reviews, sounds like the product is legit.
Jam out with me now, I am cranking some Frank Zappa.
"Movin to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmcYTShN4Fk
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 01, 2015 09:32AM
Frank Zappas music is thought provoking and distracting, while biting down on fans belts sitting on the groan throne. Do you believe you've popped Moon Zappa out of your bowels by any chance? Also thank you for the idea with peppermint, as the cost of midwives, crash carts, and epidurals is taking a toal.
My starfish looks bad. The mirror doesn't lie. Goulash
My starfish looks bad. The mirror doesn't lie. Goulash
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 01, 2015 11:24AM
A sitz bath, witch hazel, staples and duct tape have made my rectum to look better.
Yes it's from a mirror, but objects do appear closer than they are.
It beats the appearance of goulash earlier, or the Tantooine pit featured in Return of the Jedi.
It is startling to think 33 feet of garden hose, which makes up our bowels, can produce such large objects that lead to injury.
Yes it's from a mirror, but objects do appear closer than they are.
It beats the appearance of goulash earlier, or the Tantooine pit featured in Return of the Jedi.
It is startling to think 33 feet of garden hose, which makes up our bowels, can produce such large objects that lead to injury.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 01, 2015 03:51PM
You never know where you'll make a bowel buddy.
I had to make a Home Depot run for house supplies, and wore my AARP golf shorts with a Cleveland Steamers #2 shirt.
A man in the appliance aisle got the jist of the joke, and come to find out he also has IBS. We discussed our woes despite the sadistic stares from customers and employees, who wore clothes pins on their noses walking away.
Obviously I respect my brother in bowel, but let him know about this forum, and gave him one of my last Bristol Stool Guide business cards.
If we had been talking about politics or sports, people would have joined in for harmonious conversation.
Instead it was apparently a major faux pas to discuss bowels. People huffed and made rude gestures, instead of wanting to learn about their digestive system.
I had to make a Home Depot run for house supplies, and wore my AARP golf shorts with a Cleveland Steamers #2 shirt.
A man in the appliance aisle got the jist of the joke, and come to find out he also has IBS. We discussed our woes despite the sadistic stares from customers and employees, who wore clothes pins on their noses walking away.
Obviously I respect my brother in bowel, but let him know about this forum, and gave him one of my last Bristol Stool Guide business cards.
If we had been talking about politics or sports, people would have joined in for harmonious conversation.
Instead it was apparently a major faux pas to discuss bowels. People huffed and made rude gestures, instead of wanting to learn about their digestive system.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 01, 2015 03:53PM
Education for those not aware of this chart.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
poop connoisseur
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Date: September 01, 2015 06:15PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Education for those not aware of this chart.
That is not a very good chart at all. There are much better lists of poop types out there. We should look around and find one or start a new compilation.
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> Education for those not aware of this chart.
That is not a very good chart at all. There are much better lists of poop types out there. We should look around and find one or start a new compilation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 01, 2015 08:17PM
poop connoisseur Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Education for those not aware of this chart.
>
>
> That is not a very good chart at all. There are
> much better lists of poop types out there. We
> should look around and find one or start a new
> compilation.
Great user name,
I have to agree with you. This can be improved upon. I'd like for those of us in the bowel trodden and bowel buddy club, and other people on the underground, to find exceptional examples of the Bristol Stool Guide.
While I have two framed in my house, along with a smaller one on the wall near the groan throne, it is a handy guide or picture to have at all times.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Education for those not aware of this chart.
>
>
> That is not a very good chart at all. There are
> much better lists of poop types out there. We
> should look around and find one or start a new
> compilation.
Great user name,
I have to agree with you. This can be improved upon. I'd like for those of us in the bowel trodden and bowel buddy club, and other people on the underground, to find exceptional examples of the Bristol Stool Guide.
While I have two framed in my house, along with a smaller one on the wall near the groan throne, it is a handy guide or picture to have at all times.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: September 02, 2015 04:41AM
Good morning brown trodden friends!
Have you guys ever seen the May he poop on my knee video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ
That shit cracks me up.
Have you guys ever seen the May he poop on my knee video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ
That shit cracks me up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 02, 2015 07:19AM
Good morning Mr 5!
That was very funny. Thank you for a reprieve from my cement bag I'm carrying in my bowels.
How are your bowels? And does Indian food tear them up?
That was very funny. Thank you for a reprieve from my cement bag I'm carrying in my bowels.
How are your bowels? And does Indian food tear them up?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
shit talk
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Date: September 02, 2015 11:41AM
Nov 11 of 2015 will be the two year mark for this thread. You shitards have been talking about shit for two fucking years. wtf.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 02, 2015 04:23PM
shit talk Wrote:
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> Nov 11 of 2015 will be the two year mark for this
> thread. You shitards have been talking about shit
> for two fucking years. wtf.
Thank you for noticing this brown milestone.
How are your bowels? A bit grumpy.
Anyhow here's what's been achieved. There have been some failures, namely the UPS or Cleveland Browns not getting behind our bowels.
*This has been a popular resource for the IBS community. Shows up in search engines in prominent slot.
*Have helped others not feel alone or misaligned.
*Exposed doctors and other so called professionals whom claim to help
*Have brought awareness of both forms of IBS
*Detailed food choices that can or may not be helpful
×Shared compassion on groan thrones
*Brought out resources such as the Bristol Stool Guide to Prominence.
I feel pretty good, despite having the cement bag still in my bowels.
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> Nov 11 of 2015 will be the two year mark for this
> thread. You shitards have been talking about shit
> for two fucking years. wtf.
Thank you for noticing this brown milestone.
How are your bowels? A bit grumpy.
Anyhow here's what's been achieved. There have been some failures, namely the UPS or Cleveland Browns not getting behind our bowels.
*This has been a popular resource for the IBS community. Shows up in search engines in prominent slot.
*Have helped others not feel alone or misaligned.
*Exposed doctors and other so called professionals whom claim to help
*Have brought awareness of both forms of IBS
*Detailed food choices that can or may not be helpful
×Shared compassion on groan thrones
*Brought out resources such as the Bristol Stool Guide to Prominence.
I feel pretty good, despite having the cement bag still in my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: September 02, 2015 06:30PM
Oh brother Brown I was thinking of you today (no homo).
I let out what I thought was a fart on my drive into work this morning, it was pure liquid. Being a boy scout as a kid taught me to be prepared and I carry extra clothes in my car as well as other survival items. I had to change and clean up in the mens room at work. I hope our janitor does not look in that trash can tonight.
How are your bowels Brown?
I let out what I thought was a fart on my drive into work this morning, it was pure liquid. Being a boy scout as a kid taught me to be prepared and I carry extra clothes in my car as well as other survival items. I had to change and clean up in the mens room at work. I hope our janitor does not look in that trash can tonight.
How are your bowels Brown?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 02, 2015 09:00PM
Its all good Dive, that's a considerate thought of compassion for your fellow brother in bowel. I think about you and the rest of the people here often, and while a lot of time is on the groan throne, I try to come up with new ideas to support all of us.
Oh man, pure liquid is not fun, although its something I'd like to try instead of boulders the size of Cadillacs. Yet that is smart of you to put an extra "brown go kit" in with you.
That's another victim of IBS. I'm not saying its your fault, but that janitor having to go through that trash can, and pull out brown undies with liquid shits that smell so bad they are covered with flies, at some $7 an hour, poor bastard.
How are your bowels now?
I am recovering. My rectum got battered tonight, but its with an optimistic spirit, that tomorrow will be a bit better until the next monster of a shit needs to be pushed out with midwives at my side.
Oh man, pure liquid is not fun, although its something I'd like to try instead of boulders the size of Cadillacs. Yet that is smart of you to put an extra "brown go kit" in with you.
That's another victim of IBS. I'm not saying its your fault, but that janitor having to go through that trash can, and pull out brown undies with liquid shits that smell so bad they are covered with flies, at some $7 an hour, poor bastard.
How are your bowels now?
I am recovering. My rectum got battered tonight, but its with an optimistic spirit, that tomorrow will be a bit better until the next monster of a shit needs to be pushed out with midwives at my side.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: September 03, 2015 05:00AM
Good morning to everyone here in Browntown. I just nursed a good long stool out of my rear while watching a good prison movie, The last castle with Robert Redford. I don't know what it is about prison movies that I like so much but I cant get enough of them.
When I get off work at 5:30 I am going home to watch the shawshank redemption and have a few cold beers followed by a red baron frozen pizza just before bed. We will see how that plays out.
A good day to all the brothers in brown and all the ships at sea.
When I get off work at 5:30 I am going home to watch the shawshank redemption and have a few cold beers followed by a red baron frozen pizza just before bed. We will see how that plays out.
A good day to all the brothers in brown and all the ships at sea.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 03, 2015 08:19AM
A good brown day to you Mr 5.
Unfortunately Robert Redford is jumping up and down on my lower intestine.
More to follow
Unfortunately Robert Redford is jumping up and down on my lower intestine.
More to follow
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 03, 2015 05:00PM
The Robert Redford cement bag is out.
There was heaving, wiggling, screaming, yelling, sweating. It really was war.
I felt deep in the trenches. Medic! Chaplain!
If only more support services could be in place whIle fighting the brown battle.
There was heaving, wiggling, screaming, yelling, sweating. It really was war.
I felt deep in the trenches. Medic! Chaplain!
If only more support services could be in place whIle fighting the brown battle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
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Date: September 03, 2015 06:01PM
BEH sponsored scat bull.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mc43434
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Date: September 03, 2015 07:06PM
I have some ass problems. Every time I eat at Old Country Buffet I shit myself
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 03, 2015 07:56PM
Mc43434 Wrote:
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> I have some ass problems. Every time I eat at Old
> Country Buffet I shit myself
That is straight out of a horror movie. How would you like it if your bowels could somehow reverse the process. Think about them please!
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> I have some ass problems. Every time I eat at Old
> Country Buffet I shit myself
That is straight out of a horror movie. How would you like it if your bowels could somehow reverse the process. Think about them please!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
log floater
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Date: September 03, 2015 09:01PM
Mc43434 Wrote:
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> I have some ass problems. Every time I eat at Old
> Country Buffet I shit myself
No, that is normal If you want to eat there you should wear an adult diaper.
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> I have some ass problems. Every time I eat at Old
> Country Buffet I shit myself
No, that is normal If you want to eat there you should wear an adult diaper.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: September 04, 2015 04:43AM
Those of us who work the graveyard shift have limited choices for places to eat lunch at. I pack my lunch most nights but when I do go out it is usually Denny's. I have found the turkey club sandwich to be somewhat bowel friendly.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 04, 2015 07:03AM
5 am,
That looks good, but can you substitute apple slices for the fries, to increase the bowel friendly levels? It's been awhile since I've been in a Denny's. Do they have brown menus, or if you inquire about bowel suitable foods, was the staff knowledgeable?
I hope your bowels are good. This morning I'm drinking gallons of castor oil.
That looks good, but can you substitute apple slices for the fries, to increase the bowel friendly levels? It's been awhile since I've been in a Denny's. Do they have brown menus, or if you inquire about bowel suitable foods, was the staff knowledgeable?
I hope your bowels are good. This morning I'm drinking gallons of castor oil.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 04, 2015 09:49AM
It's time I'm afraid to call in the birthing team.
Smoking a cigarette, drinking coffee on the groan throne. The castor oil might be helping, but breathing exercises are going to be needed.
Smoking a cigarette, drinking coffee on the groan throne. The castor oil might be helping, but breathing exercises are going to be needed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: September 04, 2015 11:52AM
My bowels are a wreck. Having my house on the market is causing me to resort to fast food way too often. A realtor called last night just as I was getting home so I went to Burger King. Now my ass feels like all the kings horses and all the kings men could never never fix my ass again. Its really my fault though, I could have ordered a salad and water but I went with the double whopper, fries and an oreo milkshake.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: September 04, 2015 12:44PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> My bowels are a wreck. Having my house on the
> market is causing me to resort to fast food way
> too often. A realtor called last night just as I
> was getting home so I went to Burger King. Now my
> ass feels like all the kings horses and all the
> kings men could never never fix my ass again. Its
> really my fault though, I could have ordered a
> salad and water but I went with the double
> whopper, fries and an oreo milkshake.
Is your IQ over 70?
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> My bowels are a wreck. Having my house on the
> market is causing me to resort to fast food way
> too often. A realtor called last night just as I
> was getting home so I went to Burger King. Now my
> ass feels like all the kings horses and all the
> kings men could never never fix my ass again. Its
> really my fault though, I could have ordered a
> salad and water but I went with the double
> whopper, fries and an oreo milkshake.
Is your IQ over 70?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: September 04, 2015 01:57PM
Anon Doc once more demonstrates the general attitude and compassion of the typical AnoRecto "specialist" , the arrogant bottom feeders of the medical community.
Anon Doc is likely the product of a medical school in some banana republic.
My former smelly thumbed miscreant physician was a graduate of The University of Medicine and Dentistry in Newark NJ.
Apparently , there were no openings in the department of sanitation, so he joined a practice in Irvington NJ. It was convenient , because you couldn't tell if the smell was from his hands , or the nearby Garden State Parkway.
Now his office is in DC, I guess he moves around a lot trying to keep a step ahead of the latest malpractice allegation.
Him and Anon Doc both live to shove things up peoples asses...perhaps they'd enjoy skewering one another?
Anon Doc is likely the product of a medical school in some banana republic.
My former smelly thumbed miscreant physician was a graduate of The University of Medicine and Dentistry in Newark NJ.
Apparently , there were no openings in the department of sanitation, so he joined a practice in Irvington NJ. It was convenient , because you couldn't tell if the smell was from his hands , or the nearby Garden State Parkway.
Now his office is in DC, I guess he moves around a lot trying to keep a step ahead of the latest malpractice allegation.
Him and Anon Doc both live to shove things up peoples asses...perhaps they'd enjoy skewering one another?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black underwear
()
Date: September 04, 2015 02:36PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Anon Doc once more demonstrates the general
> attitude and compassion of the typical AnoRecto
> "specialist" , the arrogant bottom feeders of the
> medical community.
> Anon Doc is likely the product of a medical school
> in some banana republic.
>
> My former smelly thumbed miscreant physician was a
> graduate of The University of Medicine and
> Dentistry in Newark NJ.
>
> Apparently , there were no openings in the
> department of sanitation, so he joined a practice
> in Irvington NJ. It was convenient , because you
> couldn't tell if the smell was from his hands , or
> the nearby Garden State Parkway.
>
> Now his office is in DC, I guess he moves around a
> lot trying to keep a step ahead of the latest
> malpractice allegation.
>
> Him and Anon Doc both live to shove things up
> peoples asses...perhaps they'd enjoy skewering one
> another?
You are a scat lover. Fuck you beh!
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> Anon Doc once more demonstrates the general
> attitude and compassion of the typical AnoRecto
> "specialist" , the arrogant bottom feeders of the
> medical community.
> Anon Doc is likely the product of a medical school
> in some banana republic.
>
> My former smelly thumbed miscreant physician was a
> graduate of The University of Medicine and
> Dentistry in Newark NJ.
>
> Apparently , there were no openings in the
> department of sanitation, so he joined a practice
> in Irvington NJ. It was convenient , because you
> couldn't tell if the smell was from his hands , or
> the nearby Garden State Parkway.
>
> Now his office is in DC, I guess he moves around a
> lot trying to keep a step ahead of the latest
> malpractice allegation.
>
> Him and Anon Doc both live to shove things up
> peoples asses...perhaps they'd enjoy skewering one
> another?
You are a scat lover. Fuck you beh!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ahhh nutrition.....
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Date: September 04, 2015 04:20PM
Mc43434 Wrote:
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> I have some ass problems. Every time I eat at Old
> Country Buffet I shit myself
ocb, what could go wrong?
(puke) :& :-& :=&
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> I have some ass problems. Every time I eat at Old
> Country Buffet I shit myself
ocb, what could go wrong?
(puke) :& :-& :=&
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 04, 2015 07:00PM
Okay I'm going to try to get that awful picture out of my head. That is public enemy #1 of bowels. It doesn't matter if yours are shitty like mine, or gold plated with the leather interior. That's going to cause a mess.And one can only imagine the aromas.
Dive Bomber, I hope your house sells. I hope I'm not getting too personal, but does your bathrooms have some lingering odors, that might lead folks to perhaps consider another house, or lower their offers.
BEH welcome back. Its nice to hear from you, and I'm not surprised your doc went to dentistry school. Both involve sadists whom enjoy putting their fingers in both ends, and you have to pay them for pain and cruelty.
Anon dick is a complete asshole, and I hope his bowels explode.
Dive Bomber, I hope your house sells. I hope I'm not getting too personal, but does your bathrooms have some lingering odors, that might lead folks to perhaps consider another house, or lower their offers.
BEH welcome back. Its nice to hear from you, and I'm not surprised your doc went to dentistry school. Both involve sadists whom enjoy putting their fingers in both ends, and you have to pay them for pain and cruelty.
Anon dick is a complete asshole, and I hope his bowels explode.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
johnny bravo
()
Date: September 05, 2015 03:57AM
When you're bloated
Feeling bad
When tears are in your eyes
I will dry them all
I'm on your side
When times get rough
And friends just can't be found
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
When you're down and out
When you're on the can
When your stool feels so hard
I will comfort you
I'll take your part
When darkness comes
And rectal pain is all around
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Sail on Silver Girl,
Sail on by
Your time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way
See how they shine
If you need a friend
I'm sailing right behind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind
Feeling bad
When tears are in your eyes
I will dry them all
I'm on your side
When times get rough
And friends just can't be found
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
When you're down and out
When you're on the can
When your stool feels so hard
I will comfort you
I'll take your part
When darkness comes
And rectal pain is all around
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Sail on Silver Girl,
Sail on by
Your time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way
See how they shine
If you need a friend
I'm sailing right behind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: September 05, 2015 05:06AM
That brought a tear to my eye..and a quiver to my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bbg55
()
Date: September 05, 2015 09:03AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> My bowels are a wreck. Having my house on the
> market is causing me to resort to fast food way
> too often. A realtor called last night just as I
> was getting home so I went to Burger King. Now my
> ass feels like all the kings horses and all the
> kings men could never never fix my ass again. Its
> really my fault though, I could have ordered a
> salad and water but I went with the double
> whopper, fries and an oreo milkshake.
right...
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> My bowels are a wreck. Having my house on the
> market is causing me to resort to fast food way
> too often. A realtor called last night just as I
> was getting home so I went to Burger King. Now my
> ass feels like all the kings horses and all the
> kings men could never never fix my ass again. Its
> really my fault though, I could have ordered a
> salad and water but I went with the double
> whopper, fries and an oreo milkshake.
right...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 05, 2015 09:58AM
It's a brown Saturday. More after this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 05, 2015 12:03PM
As usual another Saturday with a clogged groan throne.
It can't happen on a weekday, so I'm charged extra to be laughed at and harassed by a plumber.
This assholes sneers, rude comments when he's writing the bill, it's just not pleasant. My bowels and wallet hurts.
It can't happen on a weekday, so I'm charged extra to be laughed at and harassed by a plumber.
This assholes sneers, rude comments when he's writing the bill, it's just not pleasant. My bowels and wallet hurts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Ushdeb
()
Date: September 05, 2015 01:48PM
Hard times chili Mac...ughhh
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
d7ex
()
Date: September 05, 2015 02:07PM
Yesterday it was quick. Sudden & liquid and I worried i couldn't get to the groan throne fast enough.(luckily I made it just in time) Today it is hard and slow and I've sat here long enough to put a red ring on my sitting ass. I just want it to be done already so I can get in the shower!! :( Are my bowels bipolar?
Maybe I have had too much cheese. Maybe I haven't had enough coffee.
Thanks for reading, and carry on boldly.
Maybe I have had too much cheese. Maybe I haven't had enough coffee.
Thanks for reading, and carry on boldly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: September 05, 2015 03:20PM
d7ex Wrote:
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> Yesterday it was quick. Sudden & liquid and I
> worried i couldn't get to the groan throne fast
> enough.(luckily I made it just in time) Today it
> is hard and slow and I've sat here long enough to
> put a red ring on my sitting ass. I just want it
> to be done already so I can get in the shower!! :(
> Are my bowels bipolar?
> Maybe I have had too much cheese. Maybe I haven't
> had enough coffee.
> Thanks for reading, and carry on boldly.
Grow up.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Yesterday it was quick. Sudden & liquid and I
> worried i couldn't get to the groan throne fast
> enough.(luckily I made it just in time) Today it
> is hard and slow and I've sat here long enough to
> put a red ring on my sitting ass. I just want it
> to be done already so I can get in the shower!! :(
> Are my bowels bipolar?
> Maybe I have had too much cheese. Maybe I haven't
> had enough coffee.
> Thanks for reading, and carry on boldly.
Grow up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jPeEE
()
Date: September 05, 2015 03:47PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> d7ex Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yesterday it was quick. Sudden & liquid and I
> > worried i couldn't get to the groan throne fast
> > enough.(luckily I made it just in time) Today
> it
> > is hard and slow and I've sat here long enough
> to
> > put a red ring on my sitting ass. I just want
> it
> > to be done already so I can get in the shower!!
> :(
> > Are my bowels bipolar?
> > Maybe I have had too much cheese. Maybe I
> haven't
> > had enough coffee.
> > Thanks for reading, and carry on boldly.
>
> Grow up.
well aren't you nice.
-------------------------------------------------------
> d7ex Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yesterday it was quick. Sudden & liquid and I
> > worried i couldn't get to the groan throne fast
> > enough.(luckily I made it just in time) Today
> it
> > is hard and slow and I've sat here long enough
> to
> > put a red ring on my sitting ass. I just want
> it
> > to be done already so I can get in the shower!!
> :(
> > Are my bowels bipolar?
> > Maybe I have had too much cheese. Maybe I
> haven't
> > had enough coffee.
> > Thanks for reading, and carry on boldly.
>
> Grow up.
well aren't you nice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 06, 2015 07:32AM
D7 don't listen to him as Anon dick, just seems to enjoy putting his fingers in people's butts. At first I thought about taking a picture of my rectum and placing it here, but he'd get off on it.
How are your bowels now?
How are your bowels now?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bowelswillkill
()
Date: September 06, 2015 07:41AM
bowels are perfect..
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 06, 2015 08:13AM
bowelswillkill Wrote:
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> bowels are perfect..
How so? I'd definitely be interested in analyzing your bowels as I sit on the groan throne.
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> bowels are perfect..
How so? I'd definitely be interested in analyzing your bowels as I sit on the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: September 06, 2015 08:22AM
Camping this weekend and having to use a National forest service "Vault" toilet. Not a good experience. Would post a picture but I am on a weak 3g signal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 06, 2015 11:09AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Camping this weekend and having to use a National
> forest service "Vault" toilet. Not a good
> experience. Would post a picture but I am on a
> weak 3g signal.
Hi Dive
Is this to allow your realtor to tidy things up? Febreeze doesn't cover my funk.
Once in a good internet spot, I'd be curious to see what those groan thrones look like.
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> Camping this weekend and having to use a National
> forest service "Vault" toilet. Not a good
> experience. Would post a picture but I am on a
> weak 3g signal.
Hi Dive
Is this to allow your realtor to tidy things up? Febreeze doesn't cover my funk.
Once in a good internet spot, I'd be curious to see what those groan thrones look like.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
realtor12
()
Date: September 06, 2015 03:32PM
Bad bathrooms are easily managed. There are plenty of commercial/residential cleaning companies. These don't cost much. Plus living rooms and kitchens are the focal point of potential buyers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 06, 2015 06:22PM
realtor12 Wrote:
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> Bad bathrooms are easily managed. There are plenty
> of commercial/residential cleaning companies.
> These don't cost much. Plus living rooms and
> kitchens are the focal point of potential buyers.
One look and smell of mine might change your perspective.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Bad bathrooms are easily managed. There are plenty
> of commercial/residential cleaning companies.
> These don't cost much. Plus living rooms and
> kitchens are the focal point of potential buyers.
One look and smell of mine might change your perspective.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 07, 2015 06:03AM
Up all night with a cement bag. It might be time for midwives
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 07, 2015 07:17AM
If you can imagine a microwaved dinner of Chef Boyardee Lasagna thrown all over the kitchen floor, that's what my bowels looks like.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
image search
()
Date: September 07, 2015 07:43AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> If you can imagine a microwaved dinner of Chef
> Boyardee Lasagna thrown all over the kitchen
> floor, that's what my bowels looks like.
Attachments:
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> If you can imagine a microwaved dinner of Chef
> Boyardee Lasagna thrown all over the kitchen
> floor, that's what my bowels looks like.
Attachments:
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 07, 2015 10:05AM
That picture pretty much sums it up.
Anyone have extra gauze and medical wipes?
Anyone have extra gauze and medical wipes?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: September 07, 2015 11:32AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Camping this weekend and having to use a
> National
> > forest service "Vault" toilet. Not a good
> > experience. Would post a picture but I am on a
> > weak 3g signal.
>
>
> Hi Dive
>
> Is this to allow your realtor to tidy things up?
> Febreeze doesn't cover my funk.
>
> Once in a good internet spot, I'd be curious to
> see what those groan thrones look like.
I forgot to take a picture Brown but I found a couple images that show a vault toilet that the NFS uses in many of our National forests. The idea is that it is too expensive to put a sewage system in at remote locations but the volume of the sewage is too much for a regular outhouse so they install a large concrete holding tank or "vault" that can be pumped out just a couple times a year with a sewage truck. They then put some chemicals in the vault that keep down the stink and have a freeze resistant property as well. On top of the vault they put a prefabricated shithouse. The newer ones are quite large to allow handicapped access. Note the skylight on top which is needed because no electricity is available. We did go camping to allow our Realtor to have a open house.
Attachments:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Camping this weekend and having to use a
> National
> > forest service "Vault" toilet. Not a good
> > experience. Would post a picture but I am on a
> > weak 3g signal.
>
>
> Hi Dive
>
> Is this to allow your realtor to tidy things up?
> Febreeze doesn't cover my funk.
>
> Once in a good internet spot, I'd be curious to
> see what those groan thrones look like.
I forgot to take a picture Brown but I found a couple images that show a vault toilet that the NFS uses in many of our National forests. The idea is that it is too expensive to put a sewage system in at remote locations but the volume of the sewage is too much for a regular outhouse so they install a large concrete holding tank or "vault" that can be pumped out just a couple times a year with a sewage truck. They then put some chemicals in the vault that keep down the stink and have a freeze resistant property as well. On top of the vault they put a prefabricated shithouse. The newer ones are quite large to allow handicapped access. Note the skylight on top which is needed because no electricity is available. We did go camping to allow our Realtor to have a open house.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 07, 2015 02:24PM
Are midwives available there Dive? The remote location groan throne looks pretty good. I have the CSI team going through my shitting room again, but that is fascinating dive. Great reading
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 07, 2015 07:21PM
That is a very unique albeit isolated groan throne dive.
Do you think midwives aren't available
Do you think midwives aren't available
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 08, 2015 02:40AM
Sleep deprivation thanks to bowels. I'm sleeping comfortably and there opens up my bowels with a gigantic monster truck sized shir.
My fish hurts like hell. The pain is immense
My fish hurts like hell. The pain is immense
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: September 08, 2015 04:58AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sleep deprivation thanks to bowels. I'm sleeping
> comfortably and there opens up my bowels with a
> gigantic monster truck sized shit.
>
> My fish hurts like hell. The pain is immense
Hang in there buddy.
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> Sleep deprivation thanks to bowels. I'm sleeping
> comfortably and there opens up my bowels with a
> gigantic monster truck sized shit.
>
> My fish hurts like hell. The pain is immense
Hang in there buddy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
11pound
()
Date: September 08, 2015 09:30AM
an 11 pound dump..........
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/08/31/man-suffering-from-constipation-for-10-years-has-11-pound-stool-removed/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obinsite
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/08/31/man-suffering-from-constipation-for-10-years-has-11-pound-stool-removed/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obinsite
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 08, 2015 12:38PM
Thank you 5 am and 11 pound holy shit!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 08, 2015 01:21PM
After careful consideration, that China man had a really bad shit in his bowels. That was held back for a long time, and one has to wonder did that slanty eyed man on his groan throne in the wood hut "push it back it?" One has to think about it, because he basically had Chairman Mao stuck up his rear end.
His heart moving because of a shit is phenomenal. It almost sounds like a brown version of the classic "The Grinch." I like how the article says he is recovering.
Is this crap going to be featured in a museum along with the Hope Diamond?
His heart moving because of a shit is phenomenal. It almost sounds like a brown version of the classic "The Grinch." I like how the article says he is recovering.
Is this crap going to be featured in a museum along with the Hope Diamond?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: September 08, 2015 06:08PM
My bowels have been good lately. That may come to and end after I eat the subway footlong Ruben sub that my wife is bringing home later. I asked her to go easy on the sauerkraut. Probably best if I just eat half tonite and take the other half for lunch tomorrow.
How you making out Brown?
How you making out Brown?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 08, 2015 06:53PM
Dive, was Jared in that sub somewhere or in your upcoming bowel movement?
Sauerkraut good luck with that. Is Hitler going to roll out of your bowels?
My bowels are doing okay thank you. Please let us know how your bowels make out.
Sauerkraut good luck with that. Is Hitler going to roll out of your bowels?
My bowels are doing okay thank you. Please let us know how your bowels make out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
96er
()
Date: September 08, 2015 07:02PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dive, was Jared in that sub somewhere or in your
> upcoming bowel movement?
>
> Sauerkraut good luck with that. Is Hitler going to
> roll out of your bowels?
>
> My bowels are doing okay thank you. Please let us
> know how your bowels make out.
Why do you use the word bowels? How about intestines, digestive system?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dive, was Jared in that sub somewhere or in your
> upcoming bowel movement?
>
> Sauerkraut good luck with that. Is Hitler going to
> roll out of your bowels?
>
> My bowels are doing okay thank you. Please let us
> know how your bowels make out.
Why do you use the word bowels? How about intestines, digestive system?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
()
Date: September 08, 2015 07:07PM
Fuck you. Its BEH. This screams him because he is the residential scat lover on the underground. Asshole!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: September 08, 2015 07:29PM
>
>
> Why do you use the word bowels? How about
> intestines, digestive system?
Thank you username 96er.
While it is scientifically appropriate, user name Brown Onion, BEH, Sliced Onion, Gordon, and others have used it to be immature. We all know its the colon or upper intestine, but these animals mock the medical profession and just about everything else. They truly are the embarrassment of society.
>
> Why do you use the word bowels? How about
> intestines, digestive system?
Thank you username 96er.
While it is scientifically appropriate, user name Brown Onion, BEH, Sliced Onion, Gordon, and others have used it to be immature. We all know its the colon or upper intestine, but these animals mock the medical profession and just about everything else. They truly are the embarrassment of society.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
@eesh
()
Date: September 08, 2015 08:12PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> >
> >
> > Why do you use the word bowels? How about
> > intestines, digestive system?
>
>
> Thank you username 96er.
>
> While it is scientifically appropriate, user name
> Brown Onion, BEH, Sliced Onion, Gordon, and others
> have used it to be immature. We all know its the
> colon or upper intestine, but these animals mock
> the medical profession and just about everything
> else. They truly are the embarrassment of society.
Eesh trolling
-------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Why do you use the word bowels? How about
> > intestines, digestive system?
>
>
> Thank you username 96er.
>
> While it is scientifically appropriate, user name
> Brown Onion, BEH, Sliced Onion, Gordon, and others
> have used it to be immature. We all know its the
> colon or upper intestine, but these animals mock
> the medical profession and just about everything
> else. They truly are the embarrassment of society.
Eesh trolling
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: September 09, 2015 04:54AM
By the light of the moon I dropped my load a couple hours ago. I work the graveyard shift and I work it alone. Something very peaceful about taking a dump in the middle of the night all alone in a office building, it makes for some ponderous thoughts.
"The problem with the world is that intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gYIbMwswKM
"The problem with the world is that intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gYIbMwswKM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 09, 2015 06:59AM
Great video 5 am,agreed.
I sometimes think on the groan throne too. How are your bowels?
You are lucky to be in an office like that. The groan throne is usually my screaming spot.
I sometimes think on the groan throne too. How are your bowels?
You are lucky to be in an office like that. The groan throne is usually my screaming spot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
zooisfair
()
Date: September 09, 2015 07:08AM
how does this match up on the bristol stool guide ?
http://thisvid.com/videos/delicius-poop-coming-out/
http://thisvid.com/videos/delicius-poop-coming-out/
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: September 09, 2015 08:02AM
5 am guy Wrote:
----------------------------------
>
> "The problem with the world is that intelligent
> people are full of doubts while the stupid ones
> are full of confidence."
That quote makes me think about Anon dick.
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>
> "The problem with the world is that intelligent
> people are full of doubts while the stupid ones
> are full of confidence."
That quote makes me think about Anon dick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 09, 2015 11:13AM
Zoo that was a much easier dump than I'll ever be blessed with.
Dive I'm not sure, that would be too kind for anon dick
Dive I'm not sure, that would be too kind for anon dick
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 09, 2015 12:59PM
The Blessing of the Bowels at numerous churches has failed.
I requested this from multiple churches. They have blessing of the animals days, where people take their dogs, cats, gerbils birds to get this service.
Yet once again, no responses or others suggesting I'm out of my mind. What kind of faith is this?
You bring up bowels, heck Satan would be allowed to join the choir.
I requested this from multiple churches. They have blessing of the animals days, where people take their dogs, cats, gerbils birds to get this service.
Yet once again, no responses or others suggesting I'm out of my mind. What kind of faith is this?
You bring up bowels, heck Satan would be allowed to join the choir.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: September 09, 2015 06:27PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The Blessing of the Bowels at numerous churches
> has failed.
>
> I requested this from multiple churches. They have
> blessing of the animals days, where people take
> their dogs, cats, gerbils birds to get this
> service.
>
> Yet once again, no responses or others suggesting
> I'm out of my mind. What kind of faith is this?
>
> You bring up bowels, heck Satan would be allowed
> to join the choir.
Have you no shame?
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Blessing of the Bowels at numerous churches
> has failed.
>
> I requested this from multiple churches. They have
> blessing of the animals days, where people take
> their dogs, cats, gerbils birds to get this
> service.
>
> Yet once again, no responses or others suggesting
> I'm out of my mind. What kind of faith is this?
>
> You bring up bowels, heck Satan would be allowed
> to join the choir.
Have you no shame?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: September 09, 2015 06:39PM
Have you no decency? You claim to be a doctor but I'm calling your bluff. If you are you are the biggest asshole and should have your license stripped. These men are suffering.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: September 09, 2015 06:46PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The Blessing of the Bowels at numerous churches
> has failed.
>
> I requested this from multiple churches. They have
> blessing of the animals days, where people take
> their dogs, cats, gerbils birds to get this
> service.
>
> Yet once again, no responses or others suggesting
> I'm out of my mind. What kind of faith is this?
>
> You bring up bowels, heck Satan would be allowed
> to join the choir.
You make a good point Brown. They have blessings for damn near everything else.
I just did a google search for "Blessing of the bowels" and this is what I got,
"Did you mean: bleeding of the bowels"
That speaks volumes right there.
We should start a bowel focused and bowel friendly church. We could call it Our lady of the immaculate evacuation.
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> The Blessing of the Bowels at numerous churches
> has failed.
>
> I requested this from multiple churches. They have
> blessing of the animals days, where people take
> their dogs, cats, gerbils birds to get this
> service.
>
> Yet once again, no responses or others suggesting
> I'm out of my mind. What kind of faith is this?
>
> You bring up bowels, heck Satan would be allowed
> to join the choir.
You make a good point Brown. They have blessings for damn near everything else.
I just did a google search for "Blessing of the bowels" and this is what I got,
"Did you mean: bleeding of the bowels"
That speaks volumes right there.
We should start a bowel focused and bowel friendly church. We could call it Our lady of the immaculate evacuation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 10, 2015 04:12AM
Dive bomber,
And thank you cave, as that's sad. That comes up under a search?
We have a long way to go with our bowels. Come as you are may not mean that.
Disappointed. Very much so and maybe we should. We could start a movement from behind the pulpi9
And thank you cave, as that's sad. That comes up under a search?
We have a long way to go with our bowels. Come as you are may not mean that.
Disappointed. Very much so and maybe we should. We could start a movement from behind the pulpi9
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 10, 2015 06:56AM
I'm all for the company of others, but is your bathroom this crowded?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
t6566ff
()
Date: September 10, 2015 08:13AM
zooisfair Wrote:
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> how does this match up on the bristol stool guide
> ?
>
> http://thisvid.com/videos/delicius-poop-coming-out
> /
well.. that was interesting
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> how does this match up on the bristol stool guide
> ?
>
> http://thisvid.com/videos/delicius-poop-coming-out
> /
well.. that was interesting
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 10, 2015 09:34AM
It's a crap I dream of happening.
If only if so easy. No strain no pain.
If only if so easy. No strain no pain.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
rx3wwe3
()
Date: September 10, 2015 10:05AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It's a crap I dream of happening.
>
> If only if so easy. No strain no pain.
yes.. for all of us with IBS that would be a pleasure
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> It's a crap I dream of happening.
>
> If only if so easy. No strain no pain.
yes.. for all of us with IBS that would be a pleasure
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 10, 2015 11:23AM
RX,
Even just one day. A quick painless elimination
Even just the sports section on the groan throne, instead of five newspapers, midwives, crash carts, castor oil, and bloody screams that bring police to the house.
I have a dream
Even just one day. A quick painless elimination
Even just the sports section on the groan throne, instead of five newspapers, midwives, crash carts, castor oil, and bloody screams that bring police to the house.
I have a dream
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
realtor12
()
Date: September 10, 2015 02:45PM
I've been in real estate 12 years and have seen shit. Literally.
There's nothing like showing a house, especially at the end of a day, and a stinky log is left in the bowl.
No joke one open house, a man flooded it and shit ended up in the hallway.
There's nothing like showing a house, especially at the end of a day, and a stinky log is left in the bowl.
No joke one open house, a man flooded it and shit ended up in the hallway.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
miscavage
()
Date: September 10, 2015 03:18PM
I'm guessing you didn't sell those. Egads
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: September 10, 2015 06:37PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Blessing of the Bowels at numerous churches
> > has failed.
> >
> > I requested this from multiple churches. They
> have
> > blessing of the animals days, where people take
> > their dogs, cats, gerbils birds to get this
> > service.
> >
> > Yet once again, no responses or others
> suggesting
> > I'm out of my mind. What kind of faith is this?
> >
> > You bring up bowels, heck Satan would be
> allowed
> > to join the choir.
>
>
>
> Have you no shame?
Do you? For so long you've harassed these guys who are talking about their feelings. It's therapeutic. You shouldn't be a doctor.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Blessing of the Bowels at numerous churches
> > has failed.
> >
> > I requested this from multiple churches. They
> have
> > blessing of the animals days, where people take
> > their dogs, cats, gerbils birds to get this
> > service.
> >
> > Yet once again, no responses or others
> suggesting
> > I'm out of my mind. What kind of faith is this?
> >
> > You bring up bowels, heck Satan would be
> allowed
> > to join the choir.
>
>
>
> Have you no shame?
Do you? For so long you've harassed these guys who are talking about their feelings. It's therapeutic. You shouldn't be a doctor.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Father John
()
Date: September 10, 2015 06:47PM
I would like to offer a prayer,
Holy Spirit, I welcome Your compassion and healing power, and I ask for it to flow upon me now, in Jesus' name. I speak restoration to my digestive organs. In the name of Jesus, you are to secrete all necessary digestive juices starting with the saliva glands in my mouth – function normally, in Jesus' name; hydrochloric acid in my stomach – secrete normally, in Jesus' name; bile from my gall bladder – secrete normally, in Jesus' name. Liver, cleanse normally, in Jesus' name. I command a proper balance of micro-organisms and probiotics in my colon, in Jesus' name. The lining of my intestines is restored and strengthened. It releases nutrients properly, without leaking, in Jesus' name. I speak to all organs that relate to digestion, “Come into perfect alignment with your God given purpose!”
AMEN!
Holy Spirit, I welcome Your compassion and healing power, and I ask for it to flow upon me now, in Jesus' name. I speak restoration to my digestive organs. In the name of Jesus, you are to secrete all necessary digestive juices starting with the saliva glands in my mouth – function normally, in Jesus' name; hydrochloric acid in my stomach – secrete normally, in Jesus' name; bile from my gall bladder – secrete normally, in Jesus' name. Liver, cleanse normally, in Jesus' name. I command a proper balance of micro-organisms and probiotics in my colon, in Jesus' name. The lining of my intestines is restored and strengthened. It releases nutrients properly, without leaking, in Jesus' name. I speak to all organs that relate to digestion, “Come into perfect alignment with your God given purpose!”
AMEN!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: September 10, 2015 07:18PM
Father John Wrote:
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> I would like to offer a prayer,
>
>
> Holy Spirit, I welcome Your compassion and healing
> power, and I ask for it to flow upon me now, in
> Jesus' name. I speak restoration to my digestive
> organs. In the name of Jesus, you are to secrete
> all necessary digestive juices starting with the
> saliva glands in my mouth – function normally,
> in Jesus' name; hydrochloric acid in my stomach
> – secrete normally, in Jesus' name; bile from my
> gall bladder – secrete normally, in Jesus' name.
> Liver, cleanse normally, in Jesus' name. I command
> a proper balance of micro-organisms and probiotics
> in my colon, in Jesus' name. The lining of my
> intestines is restored and strengthened. It
> releases nutrients properly, without leaking, in
> Jesus' name. I speak to all organs that relate to
> digestion, “Come into perfect alignment with
> your God given purpose!”
>
> AMEN!
Blasphemy and you should really think about what you put in your write up, and ask God for forgiveness.
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> I would like to offer a prayer,
>
>
> Holy Spirit, I welcome Your compassion and healing
> power, and I ask for it to flow upon me now, in
> Jesus' name. I speak restoration to my digestive
> organs. In the name of Jesus, you are to secrete
> all necessary digestive juices starting with the
> saliva glands in my mouth – function normally,
> in Jesus' name; hydrochloric acid in my stomach
> – secrete normally, in Jesus' name; bile from my
> gall bladder – secrete normally, in Jesus' name.
> Liver, cleanse normally, in Jesus' name. I command
> a proper balance of micro-organisms and probiotics
> in my colon, in Jesus' name. The lining of my
> intestines is restored and strengthened. It
> releases nutrients properly, without leaking, in
> Jesus' name. I speak to all organs that relate to
> digestion, “Come into perfect alignment with
> your God given purpose!”
>
> AMEN!
Blasphemy and you should really think about what you put in your write up, and ask God for forgiveness.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 10, 2015 08:56PM
Tonight I have two fifty pound cement bags in my bowels.
More later but this thread seems quite shitty today, brown bI polar like
More later but this thread seems quite shitty today, brown bI polar like
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: September 11, 2015 04:13AM
An Indian named Chief Bowels lived in a teepee on the reservation. One day he received a letter from the state division of highways that said that they were going to build a freeway and it would go right through where his teepee was located and he would have to move.
He was very upset about this because his ancestors had lived in that exact place for many generations.
He decided to go into town to talk to someone and get them to change the route of the freeway.
He arrived in town but didn't know where to go so he asked someone for directions to the local office of the highway department. He was told to go three blocks straight ahead then turn left for two blocks and it would be on the right.
He went three blocks straight ahead then turned right and went into the building on the left. It was a drugstore.
The druggist asked him if he could help him and the Indian replied. "Bowels no move!"
"Oh," said the druggist. That's no problem. Take this twice a day for a week." he said, as he gave the Indian a bottle of medicine.
The Indian left and one week later the he returned. "Hello," said the druggist. "Did that medicine work?"
"Bowels still no move!" said the Indian.
"Well, well," said the druggist. "It appears that we will have to use something a little stronger. Take this four times a day for a week."
The Indian left and one week later he returned. "Hello again," said the druggist. "How are you doing?"
"Bowels still no move!" said the Indian.
"Oh my goodness!" said the druggist. "This really calls for something drastic. This is the most powerful treatment in existance. Take it eight times a day for a week."
The Indian left and one week later he returned. When the druggist saw him he asked, "bowels move?"
"Bowels have to move" said the Indian. "Teepee full of shit."
He was very upset about this because his ancestors had lived in that exact place for many generations.
He decided to go into town to talk to someone and get them to change the route of the freeway.
He arrived in town but didn't know where to go so he asked someone for directions to the local office of the highway department. He was told to go three blocks straight ahead then turn left for two blocks and it would be on the right.
He went three blocks straight ahead then turned right and went into the building on the left. It was a drugstore.
The druggist asked him if he could help him and the Indian replied. "Bowels no move!"
"Oh," said the druggist. That's no problem. Take this twice a day for a week." he said, as he gave the Indian a bottle of medicine.
The Indian left and one week later the he returned. "Hello," said the druggist. "Did that medicine work?"
"Bowels still no move!" said the Indian.
"Well, well," said the druggist. "It appears that we will have to use something a little stronger. Take this four times a day for a week."
The Indian left and one week later he returned. "Hello again," said the druggist. "How are you doing?"
"Bowels still no move!" said the Indian.
"Oh my goodness!" said the druggist. "This really calls for something drastic. This is the most powerful treatment in existance. Take it eight times a day for a week."
The Indian left and one week later he returned. When the druggist saw him he asked, "bowels move?"
"Bowels have to move" said the Indian. "Teepee full of shit."
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 11, 2015 06:09AM
Thank you for a great laugh 5. Sitting on the groan throne with minimal dilation but laughing
You truly are a brother in bowel
You truly are a brother in bowel
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 11, 2015 06:10AM
Also sorry thank you to father john. Fucking anon dick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
realtor12
()
Date: September 11, 2015 10:01AM
No offense but reading some of these posts, make me worry about selling homes. You guys aren't selling soon I hope.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 11, 2015 12:15PM
That was at least a bit of relief. The midwives are cleaning up, the crime scene folks realized that there were no crimes against society, but one could argue against humanity.
My bowels feel like they've been hammered with a gong stick, or if you remember the scene in the movie Leprechaun, where he's using the pogo stick on that guy, you get the idea.
My butt hurts. That starfish of mine is going to take time to stop whistling. Its not a comfortable feeling, and while the crash cart, epindural, and the midwives were supportive for once I'd like to just have a #4 #2. 33 feet of intestines scream, and they are only rewarded by hoisting a huge device out of my starfish, one that causes even more pain.
In a sitz bath.
My bowels feel like they've been hammered with a gong stick, or if you remember the scene in the movie Leprechaun, where he's using the pogo stick on that guy, you get the idea.
My butt hurts. That starfish of mine is going to take time to stop whistling. Its not a comfortable feeling, and while the crash cart, epindural, and the midwives were supportive for once I'd like to just have a #4 #2. 33 feet of intestines scream, and they are only rewarded by hoisting a huge device out of my starfish, one that causes even more pain.
In a sitz bath.