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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 14, 2015 06:18AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Every January I spend about a week at a remote,
> rustic cabin in the mountains. No phone, no
> lights, no motor car, not a single luxury. Like
> Robinson Ctusoe. It's primitive as can be.
> Well I guess there is one luxury and that is the
> outhouse. Taking a dump at 3 am in single digit
> temperatures in darkness about 80 yards away from
> the cabin can be considered a luxury I suppose.
> Can you imagine the hardship of IBS victims in the
> days of old when knights were bold and toilets
> weren't invented?
Mr 5 am guy, it must have been a royal pain in the ass taking armor off.
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> Every January I spend about a week at a remote,
> rustic cabin in the mountains. No phone, no
> lights, no motor car, not a single luxury. Like
> Robinson Ctusoe. It's primitive as can be.
> Well I guess there is one luxury and that is the
> outhouse. Taking a dump at 3 am in single digit
> temperatures in darkness about 80 yards away from
> the cabin can be considered a luxury I suppose.
> Can you imagine the hardship of IBS victims in the
> days of old when knights were bold and toilets
> weren't invented?
Mr 5 am guy, it must have been a royal pain in the ass taking armor off.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sIiced onion
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Date: August 14, 2015 01:44PM
Hi all. I am home now and I am brown baging it. I am getting radiation on a two week on and one week off rotation and this is my week off. The treatments are tough, they make me feel like crap. I guess I dont qualify as a brown brother any more as I will never again take a dump, I just dump my bag. The bag takes a little getting used to. I have to try to eat 5 very small meals a day and it is hard to keep food down after my treatments and the doctors say im losing too much weight. I hope everyone is doing well. Keep the brown faith I envy you all for being able to take a dump in a semi normal fashion. Thanks again for saving my life.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
simple1
()
Date: August 14, 2015 01:53PM
Thank you Brown Onion for the update, and Godspeed on your recovery.
You will always be a brother to us!
Much Love and Respect,
simple1
You will always be a brother to us!
Much Love and Respect,
simple1
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
simple1
()
Date: August 14, 2015 01:54PM
Of course, I mean YOU SLICED onion.
Brown Onion- you're pretty cool to me too! :)
My bowels are wonderful, by the way. These green tea pills work well to ensure all systems are "GO"!!!!
Love, simple1
Brown Onion- you're pretty cool to me too! :)
My bowels are wonderful, by the way. These green tea pills work well to ensure all systems are "GO"!!!!
Love, simple1
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 14, 2015 03:40PM
God bless you Sliced, continuing prayers, and simple one you too.
You are both brown walking brothers in bowel
You are both brown walking brothers in bowel
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: August 14, 2015 04:10PM
Here's to a smooth recovery, Sliced! One step at a time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: August 15, 2015 04:35AM
Did yall know that George Zimmer has IBS? He was the spokesperson for the Mens wearhouse but he lost his job after making the news for shooting and killing a young man while he was doing neighborhood watch down in FLA.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 15, 2015 06:41AM
Indeed Deadly from all of our groan thrones prayers for Sliced, as he's a great guy. We are all straining but wishing him the best.
Wow mr 5 am, I had no idea about either. It seems he must have been able to get off the groan throne for awhile.
Today has brown written all over it. How's everyones bowels?
Wow mr 5 am, I had no idea about either. It seems he must have been able to get off the groan throne for awhile.
Today has brown written all over it. How's everyones bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 15, 2015 08:53AM
I think Donald Trumps hair was attached to that one.
On a plus note I grabbed the Rolex watch before flushing
On a plus note I grabbed the Rolex watch before flushing
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Florida Georgia line
()
Date: August 15, 2015 12:49PM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Did yall know that George Zimmer has IBS? He was
> the spokesperson for the Mens wearhouse but he
> lost his job after making the news for shooting
> and killing a young man while he was doing
> neighborhood watch down in FLA.
George Zimmer - Men's Wearhouse
George Zimmerman - Guntard
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> Did yall know that George Zimmer has IBS? He was
> the spokesperson for the Mens wearhouse but he
> lost his job after making the news for shooting
> and killing a young man while he was doing
> neighborhood watch down in FLA.
George Zimmer - Men's Wearhouse
George Zimmerman - Guntard
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 15, 2015 01:27PM
No way I am eating at this place.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
LxGXM
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Date: August 15, 2015 02:57PM
Is wheat a non-nutrient trouble-maker causing problems from the bowels to the brain and all places inbetween - in the form of inflamation? What I mean is: should wheat be eliminated from diet all together; and does that mean beer?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 16, 2015 07:49AM
I have been informed that poop selfie's are on the rise.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 16, 2015 02:11PM
I'll get back to you all soon as my butt fell out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 16, 2015 06:44PM
There are times we must question our bowels. "Wherefore oh bowels, what have I done to you?"
Earlier today I was waiting for my usual cement bag, when my asshole fell out. I had to throw all of my stuff back in there again, with the assistance of a mirror, midwives, and misery.
Earlier today I was waiting for my usual cement bag, when my asshole fell out. I had to throw all of my stuff back in there again, with the assistance of a mirror, midwives, and misery.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 17, 2015 01:35PM
I'm not so sure about shitty selfies.
They just don't seem right, nor do people who make "art" with shit.
There's some fucked up people with problems. Still working on this 50 lb sandbag.
They just don't seem right, nor do people who make "art" with shit.
There's some fucked up people with problems. Still working on this 50 lb sandbag.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 17, 2015 06:52PM
Finally after hoisting a herculean battle with my bowels, I'm the proud parent of a fifty pound geometrically fucked up shaped crap.
That one really did hurt, and while good get to get the load off, I'd like to apologize to my 33 feet of intestines for transporting that for its final journey.
To just have one #4 #2, and not need the help of midwives, and others to clean up what appears to be a crime of epic proportions.
That one really did hurt, and while good get to get the load off, I'd like to apologize to my 33 feet of intestines for transporting that for its final journey.
To just have one #4 #2, and not need the help of midwives, and others to clean up what appears to be a crime of epic proportions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
xjdnm
()
Date: August 17, 2015 07:00PM
Just enjoyed a 1/2 pound, homemade, juicy 80/20 hamburger simply formed with salt and pepper fresh off the grill, with grilled onions, american cheese (product), lettuce, tomato, ketchup, mustard, and a dab of mayo on a potato roll.
At least the lettuce gave me the illusion of fiber, and the cheese will speed it along. Wish me luck in about 3 hours. It was worth it. :)
At least the lettuce gave me the illusion of fiber, and the cheese will speed it along. Wish me luck in about 3 hours. It was worth it. :)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 17, 2015 07:16PM
xjdnm Wrote:
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> Just enjoyed a 1/2 pound, homemade, juicy 80/20
> hamburger simply formed with salt and pepper fresh
> off the grill, with grilled onions, american
> cheese (product), lettuce, tomato, ketchup,
> mustard, and a dab of mayo on a potato roll.
>
> At least the lettuce gave me the illusion of
> fiber, and the cheese will speed it along. Wish me
> luck in about 3 hours. It was worth it. :)
Isn't it amazing how certain foods go through our bowels fast? For instance a lot take 30-33 hours or so. Yet that, will come out with a wallop.
I wish your bowels well, and not too much TP needed.
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> Just enjoyed a 1/2 pound, homemade, juicy 80/20
> hamburger simply formed with salt and pepper fresh
> off the grill, with grilled onions, american
> cheese (product), lettuce, tomato, ketchup,
> mustard, and a dab of mayo on a potato roll.
>
> At least the lettuce gave me the illusion of
> fiber, and the cheese will speed it along. Wish me
> luck in about 3 hours. It was worth it. :)
Isn't it amazing how certain foods go through our bowels fast? For instance a lot take 30-33 hours or so. Yet that, will come out with a wallop.
I wish your bowels well, and not too much TP needed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 17, 2015 07:55PM
Eating a footlong subway sub now.
White bread
Turkey
Bacon
Mild pepper rings
Extra tomato
Pickle
Mayo
Salt
Pepper
We will see where this meal leads my digestive system. It might be a bumpy ride.
Details to follow.
White bread
Turkey
Bacon
Mild pepper rings
Extra tomato
Pickle
Mayo
Salt
Pepper
We will see where this meal leads my digestive system. It might be a bumpy ride.
Details to follow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 18, 2015 07:03AM
Dive,
That looks like a recipe for disaster.
It's my hope you do okay, but remember that your bowels could look like the plane exploding in Die Hard with Colm Meaney on the controls.
Please update how your bowels are and good luck
That looks like a recipe for disaster.
It's my hope you do okay, but remember that your bowels could look like the plane exploding in Die Hard with Colm Meaney on the controls.
Please update how your bowels are and good luck
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 18, 2015 08:06AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dive,
>
> That looks like a recipe for disaster.
>
> It's my hope you do okay, but remember that your
> bowels could look like the plane exploding in Die
> Hard with Colm Meaney on the controls.
>
> Please update how your bowels are and good luck
My biggest mistake was eating that footlong sub at 8pm and going to bed at 9:30. The acid reflux at 1am was not a great experience. We are trying to sell our house and we had to leave last night for two realtors to show it. This is forcing my wife and I to live off fast food as we have to keep our kitchen spotless. My bowels are in for a beating if the house dont sell soon. The sub is still being processed and I feel a dump the size of Jared the pedophile subway spokesman is making its way toward my onion ring. Going to go with a Panera bread salad tonite.
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> Dive,
>
> That looks like a recipe for disaster.
>
> It's my hope you do okay, but remember that your
> bowels could look like the plane exploding in Die
> Hard with Colm Meaney on the controls.
>
> Please update how your bowels are and good luck
My biggest mistake was eating that footlong sub at 8pm and going to bed at 9:30. The acid reflux at 1am was not a great experience. We are trying to sell our house and we had to leave last night for two realtors to show it. This is forcing my wife and I to live off fast food as we have to keep our kitchen spotless. My bowels are in for a beating if the house dont sell soon. The sub is still being processed and I feel a dump the size of Jared the pedophile subway spokesman is making its way toward my onion ring. Going to go with a Panera bread salad tonite.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
lb65
()
Date: August 18, 2015 08:14AM
>
> My biggest mistake was eating that footlong sub at
> 8pm and going to bed at 9:30. The acid reflux at
> 1am was not a great experience. We are trying to
> sell our house and we had to leave last night for
> two realtors to show it. This is forcing my wife
> and I to live off fast food as we have to keep our
> kitchen spotless. My bowels are in for a beating
> if the house dont sell soon. The sub is still
> being processed and I feel a dump the size of
> Jared the pedophile subway spokesman is making its
> way toward my onion ring. Going to go with a
> Panera bread salad tonite.
dont plan on a buyer for at least 2 to 3 years. nothing is selling anywhere
> My biggest mistake was eating that footlong sub at
> 8pm and going to bed at 9:30. The acid reflux at
> 1am was not a great experience. We are trying to
> sell our house and we had to leave last night for
> two realtors to show it. This is forcing my wife
> and I to live off fast food as we have to keep our
> kitchen spotless. My bowels are in for a beating
> if the house dont sell soon. The sub is still
> being processed and I feel a dump the size of
> Jared the pedophile subway spokesman is making its
> way toward my onion ring. Going to go with a
> Panera bread salad tonite.
dont plan on a buyer for at least 2 to 3 years. nothing is selling anywhere
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 18, 2015 08:35AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dive,
> >
> > That looks like a recipe for disaster.
> >
> > It's my hope you do okay, but remember that
> your
> > bowels could look like the plane exploding in
> Die
> > Hard with Colm Meaney on the controls.
> >
> > Please update how your bowels are and good luck
>
> My biggest mistake was eating that footlong sub at
> 8pm and going to bed at 9:30. The acid reflux at
> 1am was not a great experience. We are trying to
> sell our house and we had to leave last night for
> two realtors to show it. This is forcing my wife
> and I to live off fast food as we have to keep our
> kitchen spotless. My bowels are in for a beating
> if the house dont sell soon. The sub is still
> being processed and I feel a dump the size of
> Jared the pedophile subway spokesman is making its
> way toward my onion ring. Going to go with a
> Panera bread salad tonite.
Greens might be better, and I'm sorry to hear of your bowels.
As you sell the house, have you considered a Dons John in the bathroom, to perhaps keep odors, brown stains, signs of a struggle to a minimum?
IB agree, it's not a good time for moving a house or large smelly basketball
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dive,
> >
> > That looks like a recipe for disaster.
> >
> > It's my hope you do okay, but remember that
> your
> > bowels could look like the plane exploding in
> Die
> > Hard with Colm Meaney on the controls.
> >
> > Please update how your bowels are and good luck
>
> My biggest mistake was eating that footlong sub at
> 8pm and going to bed at 9:30. The acid reflux at
> 1am was not a great experience. We are trying to
> sell our house and we had to leave last night for
> two realtors to show it. This is forcing my wife
> and I to live off fast food as we have to keep our
> kitchen spotless. My bowels are in for a beating
> if the house dont sell soon. The sub is still
> being processed and I feel a dump the size of
> Jared the pedophile subway spokesman is making its
> way toward my onion ring. Going to go with a
> Panera bread salad tonite.
Greens might be better, and I'm sorry to hear of your bowels.
As you sell the house, have you considered a Dons John in the bathroom, to perhaps keep odors, brown stains, signs of a struggle to a minimum?
IB agree, it's not a good time for moving a house or large smelly basketball
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 18, 2015 11:37AM
lb65 Wrote:
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> >
> > My biggest mistake was eating that footlong sub
> at
> > 8pm and going to bed at 9:30. The acid reflux
> at
> > 1am was not a great experience. We are trying
> to
> > sell our house and we had to leave last night
> for
> > two realtors to show it. This is forcing my
> wife
> > and I to live off fast food as we have to keep
> our
> > kitchen spotless. My bowels are in for a
> beating
> > if the house dont sell soon. The sub is still
> > being processed and I feel a dump the size of
> > Jared the pedophile subway spokesman is making
> its
> > way toward my onion ring. Going to go with a
> > Panera bread salad tonite.
>
> dont plan on a buyer for at least 2 to 3 years.
> nothing is selling anywhere
I think you might be right. 4 houses in my hood sold over the summer but we may be late to the party. My ass will have to suffer for a while. We will pull it off the market if we dont have a contract by haloween and try again in the spring. I get the feeling Jared is about to make an apperance in the mens room.
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> >
> > My biggest mistake was eating that footlong sub
> at
> > 8pm and going to bed at 9:30. The acid reflux
> at
> > 1am was not a great experience. We are trying
> to
> > sell our house and we had to leave last night
> for
> > two realtors to show it. This is forcing my
> wife
> > and I to live off fast food as we have to keep
> our
> > kitchen spotless. My bowels are in for a
> beating
> > if the house dont sell soon. The sub is still
> > being processed and I feel a dump the size of
> > Jared the pedophile subway spokesman is making
> its
> > way toward my onion ring. Going to go with a
> > Panera bread salad tonite.
>
> dont plan on a buyer for at least 2 to 3 years.
> nothing is selling anywhere
I think you might be right. 4 houses in my hood sold over the summer but we may be late to the party. My ass will have to suffer for a while. We will pull it off the market if we dont have a contract by haloween and try again in the spring. I get the feeling Jared is about to make an apperance in the mens room.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 18, 2015 11:48AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> Greens might be better, and I'm sorry to hear of
> your bowels.
>
> As you sell the house, have you considered a Dons
> John in the bathroom, to perhaps keep odors, brown
> stains, signs of a struggle to a minimum?
>
> IB agree, it's not a good time for moving a house
> or large smelly basketball
I have that one covered mr brown. I have a nice camping style porta potty in my shed in case of emergency. No way a realtor wants to show a house that has the odor of a sewage treatment plant. I am making every effort to dump only at work or in the middle of the night at home. It would be just my luck that the fumes from my bathroom would send prospective buyers running to the realtors car.
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> Greens might be better, and I'm sorry to hear of
> your bowels.
>
> As you sell the house, have you considered a Dons
> John in the bathroom, to perhaps keep odors, brown
> stains, signs of a struggle to a minimum?
>
> IB agree, it's not a good time for moving a house
> or large smelly basketball
I have that one covered mr brown. I have a nice camping style porta potty in my shed in case of emergency. No way a realtor wants to show a house that has the odor of a sewage treatment plant. I am making every effort to dump only at work or in the middle of the night at home. It would be just my luck that the fumes from my bathroom would send prospective buyers running to the realtors car.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 18, 2015 03:30PM
Yes Dive Bomber,
Realtors can actually tell you horror stories of floaters in groan thrones, or an explosive surprise on a living room rug.
I wish you good luck and am relieved you have a portable groan throne set up.
Shit does not convey well.
Realtors can actually tell you horror stories of floaters in groan thrones, or an explosive surprise on a living room rug.
I wish you good luck and am relieved you have a portable groan throne set up.
Shit does not convey well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: August 18, 2015 07:34PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Eating a footlong subway sub now.
>
> White bread
> Turkey
> Bacon
> Mild pepper rings
> Extra tomato
> Pickle
> Mayo
> Salt
> Pepper
>
>
> We will see where this meal leads my digestive
> system. It might be a bumpy ride.
>
> Details to follow.
User name Dive Bomber,
You obviously don't need to see a medical professional, as you are responsible for your own plight.
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> Eating a footlong subway sub now.
>
> White bread
> Turkey
> Bacon
> Mild pepper rings
> Extra tomato
> Pickle
> Mayo
> Salt
> Pepper
>
>
> We will see where this meal leads my digestive
> system. It might be a bumpy ride.
>
> Details to follow.
User name Dive Bomber,
You obviously don't need to see a medical professional, as you are responsible for your own plight.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 18, 2015 08:52PM
Anon Dick misses his anonscope and sodomizing people. Is your finger smelling better these days?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: August 19, 2015 05:00AM
Did you all know that Morgan Freeman has IBS? The Shawshank redemption was my favorite Morgan Freeman movie ever. Could you imagine being locked in a prison and having IBS and getting butt raped every couple days? Good golly miss molly that would suck.
http://rmhealthy.com/famous-people-suffer-irritable-bowel-syndrome/
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:27AM
I just dropped off a Morgan Freeman in the groan throne. And that is a horrifying thought.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
johnny bravo
()
Date: August 19, 2015 09:38AM
Ring of fire
The taste of that hot sausage was sweet
I got it from a hot dog vendor on the street
I gulped it down with pure desire
And now my starfish is a ring of fire
My starfish is a burnin ring of fire
As I ate that hot sausage the flames got higher
And it burns burns burns The ring of fire
The ring of fire.
The taste of that hot sausage was sweet
I got it from a hot dog vendor on the street
I gulped it down with pure desire
And now my starfish is a ring of fire
My starfish is a burnin ring of fire
As I ate that hot sausage the flames got higher
And it burns burns burns The ring of fire
The ring of fire.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:09PM
johnny bravo Wrote:
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> Ring of fire
>
>
> The taste of that hot sausage was sweet
> I got it from a hot dog vendor on the street
> I gulped it down with pure desire
> And now my starfish is a ring of fire
>
> My starfish is a burnin ring of fire
> As I ate that hot sausage the flames got higher
> And it burns burns burns The ring of fire
> The ring of fire.
Well done Mr Bravo!
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> Ring of fire
>
>
> The taste of that hot sausage was sweet
> I got it from a hot dog vendor on the street
> I gulped it down with pure desire
> And now my starfish is a ring of fire
>
> My starfish is a burnin ring of fire
> As I ate that hot sausage the flames got higher
> And it burns burns burns The ring of fire
> The ring of fire.
Well done Mr Bravo!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 19, 2015 08:36PM
This is different, and I'm wondering if my brothers in bowels have experienced this.
For once I didn't drop a barbell through my rectum. Instead, actually not a bad shit per se, not a #4 #2, but considerably easier to pass.
The toilet paper was very messy. I went through a damn roll. Then an hour later I wipe my ass again, and there's still crap. Now I feel like my starfish hurts, its not a good feeling.
For once I didn't drop a barbell through my rectum. Instead, actually not a bad shit per se, not a #4 #2, but considerably easier to pass.
The toilet paper was very messy. I went through a damn roll. Then an hour later I wipe my ass again, and there's still crap. Now I feel like my starfish hurts, its not a good feeling.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: August 19, 2015 09:38PM
You guys still are complaining and whining about your sore asses. Do you all get fucked in the ass by any chance?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 19, 2015 10:41PM
Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> You guys still are complaining and whining about
> your sore asses. Do you all get fucked in the ass
> by any chance?
Would not even dream of it Wally. Not with Cargo plane sized bowel movements trying to squeeze through very undersized Schphinkters.
You seem to be very Anal aware. Any chance you're a colon cowboy yourself and trolling for penis donors?
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> You guys still are complaining and whining about
> your sore asses. Do you all get fucked in the ass
> by any chance?
Would not even dream of it Wally. Not with Cargo plane sized bowel movements trying to squeeze through very undersized Schphinkters.
You seem to be very Anal aware. Any chance you're a colon cowboy yourself and trolling for penis donors?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: August 19, 2015 11:00PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Wally Joyner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You guys still are complaining and whining
> about
> > your sore asses. Do you all get fucked in the
> ass
> > by any chance?
>
>
> Would not even dream of it Wally. Not with Cargo
> plane sized bowel movements trying to squeeze
> through very undersized Schphinkters.
>
> You seem to be very Anal aware. Any chance you're
> a colon cowboy yourself and trolling for penis
> donors?
Yep, you busted my ass. No pun intended.
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> Wally Joyner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You guys still are complaining and whining
> about
> > your sore asses. Do you all get fucked in the
> ass
> > by any chance?
>
>
> Would not even dream of it Wally. Not with Cargo
> plane sized bowel movements trying to squeeze
> through very undersized Schphinkters.
>
> You seem to be very Anal aware. Any chance you're
> a colon cowboy yourself and trolling for penis
> donors?
Yep, you busted my ass. No pun intended.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: August 20, 2015 04:43AM
I just took a dump. Getting off work soon, I work the graveyard shift and I like it. I take my dumps while the city sleeps. Wish you all the best of luck with your bowels!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 20, 2015 06:35AM
The wife picked up last nights dinner at taco bell. Every value meal from taco bell should be called a number 2.
My ass however would call it a number 1 , pure liquid.
My ass however would call it a number 1 , pure liquid.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: August 20, 2015 06:57AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This is different, and I'm wondering if my
> brothers in bowels have experienced this.
>
> For once I didn't drop a barbell through my
> rectum. Instead, actually not a bad shit per se,
> not a #4 #2, but considerably easier to pass.
>
> The toilet paper was very messy. I went through a
> damn roll. Then an hour later I wipe my ass again,
> and there's still crap. Now I feel like my
> starfish hurts, its not a good feeling.
Welcome to my world.
-------------------------------------------------------
> This is different, and I'm wondering if my
> brothers in bowels have experienced this.
>
> For once I didn't drop a barbell through my
> rectum. Instead, actually not a bad shit per se,
> not a #4 #2, but considerably easier to pass.
>
> The toilet paper was very messy. I went through a
> damn roll. Then an hour later I wipe my ass again,
> and there's still crap. Now I feel like my
> starfish hurts, its not a good feeling.
Welcome to my world.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 20, 2015 07:03AM
Thank you Dive, and while I'm sorry about your plight, I feel as if last nights crap well, I can at least empathize with you a bit better. My bowels understand what its like, and multiple showers later, I've got the usual 50 pound bag of cement just sitting there, as my starfish teeters on a world of fury and pain unleashed.
Wally Joyner I agree with BEH, you need to get some ass, maybe you should go to jail. You'll find ass there.
Wally Joyner I agree with BEH, you need to get some ass, maybe you should go to jail. You'll find ass there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 20, 2015 04:46PM
Midwives get an extra set of gifts today.
That was a herculean shit.
That was a herculean shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 21, 2015 08:13AM
Today I wake up grateful for emptying the contents of my stomach. The bathroom is full of dead Mosquitos and there's a squishing sound from my starfish.
In many ways it's like the aftermath of a major hurricane. The only problem is my hurricanes are frequent, and unlike a house I can't rebuild my bowels.
In many ways it's like the aftermath of a major hurricane. The only problem is my hurricanes are frequent, and unlike a house I can't rebuild my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: August 21, 2015 09:16AM
If it's any consolation BO, my 'rhoids are singing the song of their people today. Here's to a happier weekend for our devil's onion rings.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 21, 2015 09:26AM
Congrats on your new delivery, brown.
We had to clear out of our house last night so a realtor could show it and we wound up at mcdonalds. Two cheeseburgers a large fry with diet coke. The short term weather forecast for my ass is looking like thunderstorms and flash floods.
We had to clear out of our house last night so a realtor could show it and we wound up at mcdonalds. Two cheeseburgers a large fry with diet coke. The short term weather forecast for my ass is looking like thunderstorms and flash floods.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bbg55
()
Date: August 21, 2015 09:52AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Congrats on your new delivery, brown.
> We had to clear out of our house last night so a
> realtor could show it and we wound up at
> mcdonalds. Two cheeseburgers a large fry with diet
> coke. The short term weather forecast for my ass
> is looking like thunderstorms and flash floods.
realtors steal stuff
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> Congrats on your new delivery, brown.
> We had to clear out of our house last night so a
> realtor could show it and we wound up at
> mcdonalds. Two cheeseburgers a large fry with diet
> coke. The short term weather forecast for my ass
> is looking like thunderstorms and flash floods.
realtors steal stuff
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 21, 2015 10:20AM
Deadly, devil rings is a fine way to describe bowels. How are yours today?
Any mirror checks needed, and do you and your coworkers still discuss bowel problems at lunch?
Any mirror checks needed, and do you and your coworkers still discuss bowel problems at lunch?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 21, 2015 10:22AM
Dive,
Oh no! You sell shit and you have to shit. It's a brown cycle for sure.
Please update how your evacuation goes. For your sanity and your bowels well being I hope your house is sold fast.
Is aromas an issue?
Oh no! You sell shit and you have to shit. It's a brown cycle for sure.
Please update how your evacuation goes. For your sanity and your bowels well being I hope your house is sold fast.
Is aromas an issue?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 22, 2015 05:27AM
I really wanted to sleep in this morning but my bowels had other plans. I am pretty sure that McDonalds food just exited my system. Remember the McDonalds mascot called "the grimace"? I feel like the grimace just dropped out of my ass.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 22, 2015 12:57PM
Yes Dive Bomber, Grimace is aptly named, because your face will make odd gestures as you drop one of their stinky loads into the groan throne.
McDonalds and other fast food chains should be ashamed. Not only are their foods non bowel friendly, there aren't warning signs. There should be a sign on each menu item. Perhaps it should be a pile of crap, or a groan throne. Maybe a fan belt each of us with IBS bite down upon, when we are on the throne.
I hope your bowels are doing better. My starfish looks like goulash. I just looked at it via the mirror, and dilation shows that its not long, before it gets battered again.
It would be nice if we could trade in our old bowels for a new set.
McDonalds and other fast food chains should be ashamed. Not only are their foods non bowel friendly, there aren't warning signs. There should be a sign on each menu item. Perhaps it should be a pile of crap, or a groan throne. Maybe a fan belt each of us with IBS bite down upon, when we are on the throne.
I hope your bowels are doing better. My starfish looks like goulash. I just looked at it via the mirror, and dilation shows that its not long, before it gets battered again.
It would be nice if we could trade in our old bowels for a new set.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: August 22, 2015 01:49PM
When I worked in the gastroenterology field, I took pride on helping my patients, many of whom were in support groups. Many friendships were formed, and the immature and flat out offensive write ups here, are rude to those respectful patients.
The damage done here is beyond words, as a colleague of mine who's more Internet savvy, told me this is one of the first sites to show up in IBS related searches.
This is a free country, and while you can continue with obnoxious write ups, you are being detrimental rather than helping fellow patients.
The damage done here is beyond words, as a colleague of mine who's more Internet savvy, told me this is one of the first sites to show up in IBS related searches.
This is a free country, and while you can continue with obnoxious write ups, you are being detrimental rather than helping fellow patients.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 22, 2015 01:58PM
Hey Doc,
I think it was a week or two back some guy that had a colostomy bag said he drilled a hole in the floor of his car and just let his poop drain through a tube on to the highway. Is that really possible? I was just wondering. I have always wanted to drive cross country and back but my bowels would make it very difficult.
I think it was a week or two back some guy that had a colostomy bag said he drilled a hole in the floor of his car and just let his poop drain through a tube on to the highway. Is that really possible? I was just wondering. I have always wanted to drive cross country and back but my bowels would make it very difficult.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 22, 2015 02:31PM
That is an interesting question Dive, and one that I would also like to be answered.
Yet anon dick is a prick in every sense of the word. For years, him and his "doctors" have treated me to boorish behavior, large fingers in my rectum, class rings, anal scopes that look like the Hubble telescope, cold tables, disdain, and a lack of any real help other than just making me feel even worse.
How are your bowels after the McDonalds experience? Getting ready to call in midwives for assistance, as this round is going to be brutal.
Yet anon dick is a prick in every sense of the word. For years, him and his "doctors" have treated me to boorish behavior, large fingers in my rectum, class rings, anal scopes that look like the Hubble telescope, cold tables, disdain, and a lack of any real help other than just making me feel even worse.
How are your bowels after the McDonalds experience? Getting ready to call in midwives for assistance, as this round is going to be brutal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: August 22, 2015 02:52PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hey Doc,
> I think it was a week or two back some guy that
> had a colostomy bag said he drilled a hole in the
> floor of his car and just let his poop drain
> through a tube on to the highway. Is that really
> possible? I was just wondering. I have always
> wanted to drive cross country and back but my
> bowels would make it very difficult.
User name Dive Bomber,
That is the most preposterous notion I have ever heard of. Its impossible and obviously some juvenile with a write up, that makes no sense whatsoever.
As usual user name Brown Onion continues to slander the best in the medical profession.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hey Doc,
> I think it was a week or two back some guy that
> had a colostomy bag said he drilled a hole in the
> floor of his car and just let his poop drain
> through a tube on to the highway. Is that really
> possible? I was just wondering. I have always
> wanted to drive cross country and back but my
> bowels would make it very difficult.
User name Dive Bomber,
That is the most preposterous notion I have ever heard of. Its impossible and obviously some juvenile with a write up, that makes no sense whatsoever.
As usual user name Brown Onion continues to slander the best in the medical profession.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 22, 2015 02:56PM
Thanks for asking brown. After losing the Grimace this morning I had some grapes and a toasted whole grain bagel for breakfast followed by a long soak in the jacuzzi and I was feeling good down there. We had to bug out at noon for another realtor to show the house and I am sick of this. We had 7-11 hot dogs for lunch. If it keeps up we are going to stay at a hotel for a few nights just to get a break. Next weekend we are going back to the beach for a three night stay so that will be nice. My bowels are sick of restaurant food though. I hope I never have to sell another house.
I wish you all the best of luck with your latest birth.
I wish you all the best of luck with your latest birth.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 22, 2015 03:05PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey Doc,
> > I think it was a week or two back some guy that
> > had a colostomy bag said he drilled a hole in
> the
> > floor of his car and just let his poop drain
> > through a tube on to the highway. Is that
> really
> > possible? I was just wondering. I have always
> > wanted to drive cross country and back but my
> > bowels would make it very difficult.
>
>
> User name Dive Bomber,
>
> That is the most preposterous notion I have ever
> heard of. Its impossible and obviously some
> juvenile with a write up, that makes no sense
> whatsoever.
>
> As usual user name Brown Onion continues to
> slander the best in the medical profession.
Well thanks for clearing that up doc. I guess I just dont understand how a colostomy bag works. Take it easy on my friend Brown onion though will ya? I think he may exaggerate about his condition a little for comedic value but it's clear that he has been through an awful lot of pain and discomfort. My bowels give me a little trouble but nothing like what brown has been through. Have a little compassion for the man will ya? Thanks again doc.
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey Doc,
> > I think it was a week or two back some guy that
> > had a colostomy bag said he drilled a hole in
> the
> > floor of his car and just let his poop drain
> > through a tube on to the highway. Is that
> really
> > possible? I was just wondering. I have always
> > wanted to drive cross country and back but my
> > bowels would make it very difficult.
>
>
> User name Dive Bomber,
>
> That is the most preposterous notion I have ever
> heard of. Its impossible and obviously some
> juvenile with a write up, that makes no sense
> whatsoever.
>
> As usual user name Brown Onion continues to
> slander the best in the medical profession.
Well thanks for clearing that up doc. I guess I just dont understand how a colostomy bag works. Take it easy on my friend Brown onion though will ya? I think he may exaggerate about his condition a little for comedic value but it's clear that he has been through an awful lot of pain and discomfort. My bowels give me a little trouble but nothing like what brown has been through. Have a little compassion for the man will ya? Thanks again doc.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: August 22, 2015 03:09PM
Fuck Brown Onion and all of you Dive! You guys and your sore asses lead me to believe you are all assholes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 23, 2015 09:54AM
I'll try to get back to you soon . My bowels are under construction
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 23, 2015 11:30AM
All backed up today. Had two ice cold fresca's and a whole grain bagel this morning and nothing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: August 23, 2015 02:24PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I'll try to get back to you soon . My bowels are
> under construction
I'll sleep well knowing that.
User name Dive Bomber,
Soft drinks are not good for your digestive system, but excellent choice with the whole grains.
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> I'll try to get back to you soon . My bowels are
> under construction
I'll sleep well knowing that.
User name Dive Bomber,
Soft drinks are not good for your digestive system, but excellent choice with the whole grains.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: August 23, 2015 02:49PM
Dive, a cup or two of coffee in the morning usually does the trick for me (not that I need it). That and exceptionally greasy food gets things movin'.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
victim of disease.
()
Date: August 23, 2015 04:46PM
I was having painful and difficult poops so I went to see a doctor. He asks if I have a bird in the house I answer yes we have two parakeets. Doc says "That explains it, you have cherpes!" I ask him if it's a bad disease and he responds, "Bad? it's untweetable!"
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 24, 2015 09:02AM
Very amusing story victim.
You created a brown smile.
You created a brown smile.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: August 24, 2015 02:20PM
Boo hoo my butt hurts.
People are dying of AIDS cancer heart disease and someone's bottom is sore waaaaaahhhh
People are dying of AIDS cancer heart disease and someone's bottom is sore waaaaaahhhh
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 24, 2015 07:52PM
Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> Boo hoo my butt hurts.
>
> People are dying of AIDS cancer heart disease and
> someone's bottom is sore waaaaaahhhh
How are your bowels?
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> Boo hoo my butt hurts.
>
> People are dying of AIDS cancer heart disease and
> someone's bottom is sore waaaaaahhhh
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: August 25, 2015 04:58AM
Hi guys! 5am guy here. Getting ready to go home and drink some ice cold Sam Adams. If you have never worked the graveyard shift in your life you should try it for a year or so, it is like a whole different living experience. Happy brown trails to you, until we meet again...........
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 25, 2015 06:16AM
Mr 5 am ,
Enjoy those Sam Adams, and how is the brown adventure at night?
My bowels feel as if pounded by a battering ram. Goulash starfish time
Enjoy those Sam Adams, and how is the brown adventure at night?
My bowels feel as if pounded by a battering ram. Goulash starfish time
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 25, 2015 10:54AM
I just dropped a bomb at work. Thankfully I made it in and out of the mens room alone. No walk of shame today. I wish we had better fart fans in there. I saw some military surplus gas masks for sale on ebay maybe I will order one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sink user
()
Date: August 25, 2015 11:13AM
Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is different, and I'm wondering if my
> > brothers in bowels have experienced this.
> >
> > For once I didn't drop a barbell through my
> > rectum. Instead, actually not a bad shit per
> se,
> > not a #4 #2, but considerably easier to pass.
> >
> > The toilet paper was very messy. I went through
> a
> > damn roll. Then an hour later I wipe my ass
> again,
> > and there's still crap. Now I feel like my
> > starfish hurts, its not a good feeling.
>
> Welcome to my world.
You people with wiping problems need to use the sink. Just use paper to wipe off any hang fires or dingleberries, then jump up on the sink with your crack facing the water stream. Use hand to rub anus under running water until all debris is gone. Enjoy the squeaky clean feeling, unchafed cheeks and skidmark-free underwear. You will save a ton of money on toilet paper as well.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is different, and I'm wondering if my
> > brothers in bowels have experienced this.
> >
> > For once I didn't drop a barbell through my
> > rectum. Instead, actually not a bad shit per
> se,
> > not a #4 #2, but considerably easier to pass.
> >
> > The toilet paper was very messy. I went through
> a
> > damn roll. Then an hour later I wipe my ass
> again,
> > and there's still crap. Now I feel like my
> > starfish hurts, its not a good feeling.
>
> Welcome to my world.
You people with wiping problems need to use the sink. Just use paper to wipe off any hang fires or dingleberries, then jump up on the sink with your crack facing the water stream. Use hand to rub anus under running water until all debris is gone. Enjoy the squeaky clean feeling, unchafed cheeks and skidmark-free underwear. You will save a ton of money on toilet paper as well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: August 26, 2015 04:20AM
Working alone on the graveyard shift for years has made me a little crazy. I just took a 4am dump and it was good. I am listening to MC 900ft jesus music tonite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Fq8J4Um4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Fq8J4Um4I
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 26, 2015 06:54PM
Gas masks and sinks, I feel like we are fighting the Germans.
Actually thinking about it, mustard gas was nasty in WW2. Maybe our collective bowels could come up with something worse
Actually thinking about it, mustard gas was nasty in WW2. Maybe our collective bowels could come up with something worse
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 26, 2015 07:41PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Gas masks and sinks, I feel like we are fighting
> the Germans.
>
> Actually thinking about it, mustard gas was nasty
> in WW2. Maybe our collective bowels could come up
> with something worse
How are you doing brown?
You seem a little bit down.
We all care about you!
You give so much and ask so little. You are a brown superhero!
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> Gas masks and sinks, I feel like we are fighting
> the Germans.
>
> Actually thinking about it, mustard gas was nasty
> in WW2. Maybe our collective bowels could come up
> with something worse
How are you doing brown?
You seem a little bit down.
We all care about you!
You give so much and ask so little. You are a brown superhero!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Walter Brennan
()
Date: August 26, 2015 11:52PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Gas masks and sinks, I feel like we are fighting
> the Germans.
>
> Actually thinking about it, mustard gas was nasty
> in WW2. Maybe our collective bowels could come up
> with something worse
You mean WWI
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gas masks and sinks, I feel like we are fighting
> the Germans.
>
> Actually thinking about it, mustard gas was nasty
> in WW2. Maybe our collective bowels could come up
> with something worse
You mean WWI
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: August 27, 2015 04:56AM
Did you know that children with bowel problems can face a great number of psychological issues? It can cause low self esteem and lack of confidence. A writer who grew up with IBS as a child wrote a highly popular comic strip that lasted for decades. The main character in this comic strip was a kid named Charlie BROWN.
Yes it is a little known fact that the root cause of Charlie Browns ongoing troubles was bowel problems.
Yes it is a little known fact that the root cause of Charlie Browns ongoing troubles was bowel problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 27, 2015 12:41PM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Did you know that children with bowel problems can
> face a great number of psychological issues? It
> can cause low self esteem and lack of confidence.
> A writer who grew up with IBS as a child wrote a
> highly popular comic strip that lasted for
> decades. The main character in this comic strip
> was a kid named Charlie BROWN.
>
> Yes it is a little known fact that the root cause
> of Charlie Browns ongoing troubles was bowel
> problems.
That's incredible.
Goulash is the word of the day.
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> Did you know that children with bowel problems can
> face a great number of psychological issues? It
> can cause low self esteem and lack of confidence.
> A writer who grew up with IBS as a child wrote a
> highly popular comic strip that lasted for
> decades. The main character in this comic strip
> was a kid named Charlie BROWN.
>
> Yes it is a little known fact that the root cause
> of Charlie Browns ongoing troubles was bowel
> problems.
That's incredible.
Goulash is the word of the day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 27, 2015 01:02PM
I think snoopy's dog house just came out of my ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: August 28, 2015 04:45AM
Well, it looks like this thread is pretty much dead. You guys have been great.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 28, 2015 01:04PM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Well, it looks like this thread is pretty much
> dead. You guys have been great.
Our bowels are not nor are we.
This is is brown town and the brown movement trudges on.
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> Well, it looks like this thread is pretty much
> dead. You guys have been great.
Our bowels are not nor are we.
This is is brown town and the brown movement trudges on.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: August 28, 2015 01:19PM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Well, it looks like this thread is pretty much
> dead. You guys have been great.
User name 5 am,
It's best to let that happen as the animals need to be placed on the endangered list permanently to extinction
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> Well, it looks like this thread is pretty much
> dead. You guys have been great.
User name 5 am,
It's best to let that happen as the animals need to be placed on the endangered list permanently to extinction
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 28, 2015 03:10PM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Well, it looks like this thread is pretty much
> dead. You guys have been great.
Stay with us 5. I get a chuckle out of your comments.
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> Well, it looks like this thread is pretty much
> dead. You guys have been great.
Stay with us 5. I get a chuckle out of your comments.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 28, 2015 11:11PM
The hyenas were not in Fairfax. My bowels and the screams resulting from dropping a Coupe de Ville. Oh, please accept my apologies.
To the policeman doing a welfare check, I'm thankful for your kindness, despite not shaking my hand.
The midwives are angels. They never gave up as what's left of my bowels pushed out a great pumpkin, as my forehead and neck veins bulged.
There is going to be some recovery time, but I wish my brothers in bowel well.
My sister Matilda is visiting Fairfax, so stock up on clothes pins and gun muffs.
To the policeman doing a welfare check, I'm thankful for your kindness, despite not shaking my hand.
The midwives are angels. They never gave up as what's left of my bowels pushed out a great pumpkin, as my forehead and neck veins bulged.
There is going to be some recovery time, but I wish my brothers in bowel well.
My sister Matilda is visiting Fairfax, so stock up on clothes pins and gun muffs.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 28, 2015 11:13PM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Well, it looks like this thread is pretty much
> dead. You guys have been great.
Please don't feel that way Mr.5.
How is your number 2, and the current condition of your bowels?
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> Well, it looks like this thread is pretty much
> dead. You guys have been great.
Please don't feel that way Mr.5.
How is your number 2, and the current condition of your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: August 29, 2015 06:53AM
Hello all. We are at the beach in a oceanfront room and it is nice. I asked my wife if she wanted to go to Captain Georges buffet this afternoon and she responded with a firm "HELL NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SPEND AN ENTIRE DAY ON THE TOILET LIKE LAST TIME!!!!"
So I guess that settles it, looks like grilled flounder with rice for me. We are heading out for a long stroll on the boardwalk now.
So I guess that settles it, looks like grilled flounder with rice for me. We are heading out for a long stroll on the boardwalk now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 29, 2015 09:35AM
Dive Bomber,
Those fish are tasty but your wife is correct. The other fish would be battered into submission with an ass whipping pain.
Plus our groan thrones.
I await my sisters arrival, and look forward to hearing about how her bowels are.
Those fish are tasty but your wife is correct. The other fish would be battered into submission with an ass whipping pain.
Plus our groan thrones.
I await my sisters arrival, and look forward to hearing about how her bowels are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 29, 2015 11:23AM
Matilda and I are going to have lunch. We will discussing our bowels. Any questions?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: August 29, 2015 11:51AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Matilda and I are going to have lunch. We will
> discussing our bowels. Any questions?
User name Brown Onion,
Families, especially whilst dining, do not speak of digestive disorders.
Please see a board certified GI and a psychiatrist. Perhaps a mental institution could be beneficial.
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> Matilda and I are going to have lunch. We will
> discussing our bowels. Any questions?
User name Brown Onion,
Families, especially whilst dining, do not speak of digestive disorders.
Please see a board certified GI and a psychiatrist. Perhaps a mental institution could be beneficial.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: August 29, 2015 01:35PM
Doctor you are an asshole. I see what the guys are talking about. If my regular doc was like you I'd fire you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: August 29, 2015 01:35PM
The complimentary hotel breakfast has already done a number on my bowels. After eating a couple sausage egg and cheese biscuits we walked about a half mile down the boardwalk and it hit me like a freight train. I had to run into a construction site here on the beach and use a portable toilet. The conditions inside were less than sterile but I managed to clear cotton and dump my load. Thank God there was a two foot diameter roll of some highly abrasive toilet paper in there.
At $261.00 a night you would think the hotel would have had more bowel friendly meal choices.
I wish you a delightful visit with your sister Brown.
At $261.00 a night you would think the hotel would have had more bowel friendly meal choices.
I wish you a delightful visit with your sister Brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
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Date: August 29, 2015 01:48PM
Fuck you beh and scat lovers!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: August 29, 2015 01:57PM
I have IBS.
This has been helpful.
It's good to know others go threw this.
Also the doctors are rude. My other doctors seem kinder and more interested in helping people.
Thank you everyone.
This has been helpful.
It's good to know others go threw this.
Also the doctors are rude. My other doctors seem kinder and more interested in helping people.
Thank you everyone.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
butt buster
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Date: August 29, 2015 02:05PM
My Bowelz are bad ass. I could eat one of these spicy salami,ham and capocollo bakes right before bed and shit it out with ease the next day.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 29, 2015 04:32PM
Ok brothers in bowel let me get that image, non bowel friendly one out of my head. Matilda is leaving so I'll share in awhile our discussion.
Welcome Diced! You found a good group here.
Welcome Diced! You found a good group here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sick folks here
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Date: August 29, 2015 04:56PM
Wow! You guys are seriously fucked! Disturbing to see people like this actually exist. Brown onions idea of a fantastic sexual experience is to have a 300 lb person shit over a glass coffee table while he is laying under it. That is one sick dude.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 29, 2015 05:37PM
sick folks here Wrote:
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> Wow! You guys are seriously fucked! Disturbing
> to see people like this actually exist. Brown
> onions idea of a fantastic sexual experience is to
> have a 300 lb person shit over a glass coffee
> table while he is laying under it. That is one
> sick dude.
Would you please stop believing there's a correlation with sex and IBS?
You are nasty.
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> Wow! You guys are seriously fucked! Disturbing
> to see people like this actually exist. Brown
> onions idea of a fantastic sexual experience is to
> have a 300 lb person shit over a glass coffee
> table while he is laying under it. That is one
> sick dude.
Would you please stop believing there's a correlation with sex and IBS?
You are nasty.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: August 29, 2015 06:45PM
We had a early bowel friendly dinner. I am looking at that little sausage cart on the boardwalk and I got a glimpse earlier of those big fat sausages with hot peppers and sweet onions. They are probably going to close soon. God dammit I want one! The bread they are served on looked heavenly as well.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 30, 2015 07:29AM
Dive be careful!
I know it's tempting but WWBD?
That's a lovely area, and while tasty scents permeate the air, the groan throne has other plans I'm afraid.
I know it's tempting but WWBD?
That's a lovely area, and while tasty scents permeate the air, the groan throne has other plans I'm afraid.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 30, 2015 08:27AM
My lunch discussion with Matilda about our bowels went well. Fruitful to be honest.
Her weight is a concern though, as she recently had to be helped off a Amtrak groan throne by paramedics.
I didn't want to say it, but I'd bet the house they had clothes pins on their noses.
Her weight is a concern though, as she recently had to be helped off a Amtrak groan throne by paramedics.
I didn't want to say it, but I'd bet the house they had clothes pins on their noses.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: August 30, 2015 10:20AM
They just towed the sausage cart back onto the boardwalk. I did not give in to temptation last night but I might have to get just one delicious sausage on a bun loaded with cooked peppers and onions topped with spicy brown mustard. I just cant resist any longer.
The scent of the sausage cart is like a beacon calling to overweight men like myself from blocks away. The sent is a promise of pure indulgence. My destiny awaits me. In exchange for a mere eleven American dollars I am going to sink my teeth to a sausage sent from heaven above. May God have mercy on my ass.
The scent of the sausage cart is like a beacon calling to overweight men like myself from blocks away. The sent is a promise of pure indulgence. My destiny awaits me. In exchange for a mere eleven American dollars I am going to sink my teeth to a sausage sent from heaven above. May God have mercy on my ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: August 30, 2015 11:33AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My lunch discussion with Matilda about our bowels
> went well. Fruitful to be honest.
>
> Her weight is a concern though, as she recently
> had to be helped off a Amtrak groan throne by
> paramedics.
>
> I didn't want to say it, but I'd bet the house
> they had clothes pins on their noses.
Perhaps tin foil hats?
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> My lunch discussion with Matilda about our bowels
> went well. Fruitful to be honest.
>
> Her weight is a concern though, as she recently
> had to be helped off a Amtrak groan throne by
> paramedics.
>
> I didn't want to say it, but I'd bet the house
> they had clothes pins on their noses.
Perhaps tin foil hats?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 30, 2015 01:01PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> They just towed the sausage cart back onto the
> boardwalk. I did not give in to temptation last
> night but I might have to get just one delicious
> sausage on a bun loaded with cooked peppers and
> onions topped with spicy brown mustard. I just
> cant resist any longer.
> The scent of the sausage cart is like a beacon
> calling to overweight men like myself from blocks
> away. The sent is a promise of pure indulgence. My
> destiny awaits me. In exchange for a mere eleven
> American dollars I am going to sink my teeth to a
> sausage sent from heaven above. May God have mercy
> on my ass.
I will be Dive Bomber, sitting on my groan throne, praying for your bowels to somehow expunge this terrible mess. With as much ease as possible, but I do have a feeling that sausage sized shits are in the cards. Do you have anything to bite down on?
It won't be long until I join you, with groan throne midwives, along with perhaps a crash cart. It was nice to see Matilda, to discuss our bowel woes, but she's back on the Amtrak home hopefully without incident.
Our asses may keep us down, but we must stay brown. United brothers in bowel we are.
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> They just towed the sausage cart back onto the
> boardwalk. I did not give in to temptation last
> night but I might have to get just one delicious
> sausage on a bun loaded with cooked peppers and
> onions topped with spicy brown mustard. I just
> cant resist any longer.
> The scent of the sausage cart is like a beacon
> calling to overweight men like myself from blocks
> away. The sent is a promise of pure indulgence. My
> destiny awaits me. In exchange for a mere eleven
> American dollars I am going to sink my teeth to a
> sausage sent from heaven above. May God have mercy
> on my ass.
I will be Dive Bomber, sitting on my groan throne, praying for your bowels to somehow expunge this terrible mess. With as much ease as possible, but I do have a feeling that sausage sized shits are in the cards. Do you have anything to bite down on?
It won't be long until I join you, with groan throne midwives, along with perhaps a crash cart. It was nice to see Matilda, to discuss our bowel woes, but she's back on the Amtrak home hopefully without incident.
Our asses may keep us down, but we must stay brown. United brothers in bowel we are.