Just watched the Patton Oswalt episode. This exchange took place during the Audio Shit Fault:
LPS: Did anyone watch Jeopardy this week? There's sort of a social ripple happening. The champion...
LFF: Oh, is this the lady who's getting a lot of crap online?
LPS: (smiling and affecting mock vocal) Because...of the way...she talks...every time...she says something. She's won $38,000 so far.
Patton: Yeah, but who cares? She's scary smart. Who cares how she talks?
LPS: Well, because people who aren't smart want to find something to make fun of her for. (Conveniently forgetting that just seconds previously, HE had made fun of her by mocking her voice.)
Patton: Oh
LPS: So this is sort of what's rippling under the current
LFF: (laughing) I wouldn't have picked that clip, Patton. (Patton laughs)
LPS: Really Mike? Really? ... Anyway this is how she talks. (Plays clip to no response from Patton. Both he and LFF laugh of course. Oscar is checking email. See pic.)
LPS: (seeing Patton isn't laughing, futilely tries to save himself.) The weird part is that she's consistent about it!
Patton: (shrugging) Yeah, that's how she talks
LPS: So anyway, watch for her. People can't place her accent.
Patton: It almost sounds like a San Fernando Valley accent.
LPS: But I don't think she's from California. (So I guess it's illegal for her to use a valley accent.)
LPS, knowing it was a total fail, says "every show has to have a weak link and I'm proud to be that today."
TODAY? You delusional fat fuck. You're the weak link every day.
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