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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's Underboob Smegma ()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:45PM

I thought it wasn't cool to like Duran Duran in the eighties, and that's just a-hole thinking. I like their music, like their videos. Really having trouble wrapping my head around the concept of "there are people around who weren't here in the 80s" even though I know some of them.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's Underboob Smegma ()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:50PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> No Mike Monday, everybody! Story is he can't
> connect to the Internet tubes -- Full Mike Warning
> issued in Ft Myers.
>
> Irony of ironies is when Spewak counsels Mac that
> if there is silence on air at times, best to let
> the silence hang, "you don't always need to fill
> it." Do as I Say for $100, Alex.
>
> And who called A Christmas Story drop was coming?
> Bingo! Nov 30.

Fatt Rob awesome does not wait sure! for the silence.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:52PM

..
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SoSads ()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:57PM

#disturbingobsession

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Boneus ()
Date: November 30, 2015 05:00PM

Late entry - Remember when Mike saw the viral video on social media?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Creepy ()
Date: November 30, 2015 05:06PM

"How old is [Bindi Irwin] now?"

No one responds.

"How old is Bindi now, is she 18?"

-Robb

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: #disturbingobsession ()
Date: November 30, 2015 05:10PM

When I play for the baby Jesus I don't want to scare him.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: #disturbingobsession ()
Date: November 30, 2015 05:19PM

sorry, wrong thread

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: November 30, 2015 05:36PM

Great Job Babies, Page 681, Even With The Holiday You Are Still 4 Days Ahead Of Schedule, My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives. Give Yourselves A Firm Hooorumpf!!!
There's A Certain Some One Helping Increase Our Recent Page Production, Yes There Is, Annoying But Productive Either Way You Slice It.....

Say La Vee. 2015

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: November 30, 2015 05:37PM

Remember when Mike wrote a 7th grade english level rhyming poem, read it to Carla and the word "viral was mentioned"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's Underboob Smegma ()
Date: November 30, 2015 05:48PM

George'Jones Wrote:
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> Remember when Mike wrote a 7th grade english level
> rhyming poem, read it to Carla and the word "viral
> was mentioned"

I remember when he read a piece of shit that a child would be ashamed of and would deny ownership, much less authorship. The stupidity displayed in that shitting out of bad verse was mind-boggling. He actually put time into it and came out with something a normal person would be ashamed to hear, much less write.

Podcasting that was the equivalent of walking into someone's house, jacking off on their dining room table and asking them to enjoy tasting your sperm.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 30, 2015 06:09PM

681...Semper Spewak
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 30, 2015 06:11PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> ..


ahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pussy Gut ()
Date: November 30, 2015 06:14PM

peekza Wrote:
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> 681...Semper Spewak


They look like they have the same pelvic and hip structure.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 30, 2015 06:20PM

FFXU: the conscience that Mike never developed. You're welcome Mike. We're here to help.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 30, 2015 06:30PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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>
>
> And who called A Christmas Story drop was coming?
> Bingo! Nov 30.


he only played it so he could pair it with "Young Turks"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 30, 2015 07:31PM

Like the Rod Stewart song?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 30, 2015 07:35PM

I called the Christmas story drops but you don't have to be Kreskin to know Robb is jacking himself by Halloween to play them.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: November 30, 2015 07:48PM

It's Spewak. He does nothing new and rehashes the same thing over and over again. It's not even his own material. The guy has no talent.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: November 30, 2015 08:11PM

Mike's Underboob Smegma Wrote:
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> George'Jones Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when Mike wrote a 7th grade english
> level
> > rhyming poem, read it to Carla and the word
> "viral
> > was mentioned"
>
> I remember when he read a piece of shit that a
> child would be ashamed of and would deny
> ownership, much less authorship. The stupidity
> displayed in that shitting out of bad verse was
> mind-boggling. He actually put time into it and
> came out with something a normal person would be
> ashamed to hear, much less write.
>
> Podcasting that was the equivalent of walking into
> someone's house, jacking off on their dining room
> table and asking them to enjoy tasting your sperm.


And remember how he read it? Like a proud third grader plowing through his book report; "We ARE the ....U S A-!"--Then pound the desk!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 30, 2015 08:21PM

exffx Wrote:
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> It's Spewak. He does nothing new and rehashes the
> same thing over and over again. It's not even his
> own material. The guy has no talent.


yeah, he plays the same three openings every year at Thanksgiving

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: November 30, 2015 09:18PM

I am insane. Each year, I expect something different from Spewak.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Me 2 ()
Date: November 30, 2015 09:47PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> I am insane. Each year, I expect something
> different from Spewak.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Me 2 ()
Date: November 30, 2015 09:53PM

lol
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: November 30, 2015 10:18PM

Damn, has he really owned that shirt for that long?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 30, 2015 10:30PM

I had forgotten about the mic bitchslap!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Overt Operative ()
Date: November 30, 2015 10:47PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> I had forgotten about the mic bitchslap!!!

LPS's limp-wristed reaction is the second best part of the gif.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:24PM

bubbyman Wrote:
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> Damn, has he really owned that shirt for that
> long?


No, he on his third; each one progressively larger.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:26PM

Wow, are those the hot-selling fat baby shirts?

Wearing them all together, no less.

Another genius TMOS marketing idea.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2015 11:52PM by Blobb Spewsack.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:30PM

I could watch that gif all day and in fact I may...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ccradio ()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:27AM

Pussy Gut Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 681...Semper Spewak
>
>
> They look like they have the same pelvic and hip
> structure.


Don't be jealous...not everyone is lucky enough to marry Caller Number Five.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:28AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> bubbyman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Damn, has he really owned that shirt for that
> > long?
>
>
> No, he on his third; each one progressively
> larger.

yessssiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pound The Desk Slowly ()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:31AM

Remember when Robb's wife cried in the parking lot of the outlet mall she worked at and Robb laughed about it on the podcast?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:31AM

ccradio Wrote:
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> Pussy Gut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 681...Semper Spewak
> >
> >
> > They look like they have the same pelvic and
> hip
> > structure.
>
>
> Don't be jealous...not everyone is lucky enough to
> marry Caller Number Five.

They are… The Gunt Twins.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gunt



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/01/2015 12:36AM by Blobb Spewsack.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:35AM

ccradio Wrote:
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> Pussy Gut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 681...Semper Spewak
> >
> >
> > They look like they have the same pelvic and
> hip
> > structure.
>
>
> Don't be jealous...not everyone is lucky enough to
> marry Caller Number Five.

ahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: JuiJitsu Panda ()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:35AM

Remember when a listener took pity on Robb and donated a mini-van to him, only to have Robb fuck it up by scorching the shit out of it by crossing the jumper cables like some inane fucktard??

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:45AM

Remember when Robb got a DUI and spent a night in jail?

It was oddly exactly like the scene in Shawshank Redemption when that fat fuck was brought in, except Robb cried more.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike O'Meara's Man Muff ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:28AM

Holiday Spice Flat White. You bring me closer to God.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hungry Like The Eightt ()
Date: December 01, 2015 03:43AM

So according to Robbb, Duran Duran was the biggest band of the 80's. I guess that's true if you exclude:

U2, Van Halen, The Police, GnR, Def Leppard, AC/DC, Hall and Oates, Metallica, Bon Jovi, Rush, Genesis, R.E.M., etc, etc. Not to mention at least a dozen solo artists. But hey, they were Cary's favorite...so there's that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Girls on Flem ()
Date: December 01, 2015 06:09AM

How dare you argue with Robb! He's a musicologist.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: December 01, 2015 06:17AM

mucusologist, rather

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Touché ()
Date: December 01, 2015 06:54AM

Touché

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: December 01, 2015 06:58AM

Douché

I hate the klub. All they do is post useless shit like a grandma who just got email and is forwarding you every recycled joke, but now they are posting their own memes about the boneus show. Nothing like advertising to an echo chamber!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Don't Stop Believin ()
Date: December 01, 2015 07:02AM

I seem to recall Journey being considerably bigger than Duran Duran during the 80s.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 ()
Date: December 01, 2015 07:19AM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> No Mike Monday, everybody! Story is he can't
> connect to the Internet tubes -- Full Mike Warning
> issued in Ft Myers.
>
> Irony of ironies is when Spewak counsels Mac that
> if there is silence on air at times, best to let
> the silence hang, "you don't always need to fill
> it." Do as I Say for $100, Alex.
>
> And who called A Christmas Story drop was coming?
> Bingo! Nov 30.


I'm glad you posted this because it's exactly the same thoughts I was having. That Fatt Fuck giving advice to someone about how to not talk so much was the point that I turned this episode off. Fat Drunk Baby is a mess, but I simply can't listen to that piece of shit Rob talk even MORE for the allotted 1:19. He is a complete cancer for anything remotely enjoyable.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: December 01, 2015 07:45AM

#freeMike
#ungagMike
#doesOscarhavetoflytoFtMyers?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dead Air ()
Date: December 01, 2015 07:55AM

Dead air is considered "content" in Mike's world if it means he gets to work less.

Oscar: Let's add a 15-minute "moment of silence" to the middle of each podcast.

Mike: Is there a way Pony can add it after the fact so I don't have to spend as much time in the "studio?"

Oscar: Yes

Mike: Genius! That MBA is already paying dividends!

Oscar: It's all about curating the time value of money, Mike.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: December 01, 2015 08:07AM

Mike D1 Wrote:
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> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No Mike Monday, everybody! Story is he can't
> > connect to the Internet tubes -- Full Mike
> Warning
> > issued in Ft Myers.
> >
> > Irony of ironies is when Spewak counsels Mac
> that
> > if there is silence on air at times, best to
> let
> > the silence hang, "you don't always need to
> fill
> > it." Do as I Say for $100, Alex.
> >
> > And who called A Christmas Story drop was
> coming?
> > Bingo! Nov 30.
>
>
> I'm glad you posted this because it's exactly the
> same thoughts I was having. That Fatt Fuck giving
> advice to someone about how to not talk so much
> was the point that I turned this episode off. Fat
> Drunk Baby is a mess, but I simply can't listen to
> that piece of shit Rob talk even MORE for the
> allotted 1:19. He is a complete cancer for
> anything remotely enjoyable.

Spewak advising not filling every silence is more absurd than anything ever posted here. He wedges himself into non-silences.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: December 01, 2015 09:35AM

Spewak has to wedge himself into most things.

Too easy, I know...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: December 01, 2015 10:04AM

Remember when Mike would remind Oscar that he asked him to join the show and they'll be fine without him? Except Oscar had to pitch the podcast to Mike several times and every Friday proves they need him desperately?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:29PM

Lady Baltimore, Please Let Mr Thickness Know If You Are In Or Out, My Calendar Is Filling Up Quickly With Hot Chicks, Please Advise ASAP, Call Me On My Private Number Sweet Pants.


SLV

2
0
1
5

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:30PM

LFF's latest opening "ad" ends (after the begging) with "Happy Holidays from the Mike O'Meara show and everybody at amazon.com". That's right, LFF is now an authorized representative of a 320 billion dollar company. The big time. It seems like they're still updating the facebook page, but not mentioning the contest on the show. The rules are gone again.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:46PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> LFF's latest opening "ad" ends (after the begging)
> with "Happy Holidays from the Mike O'Meara show
> and everybody at amazon.com". That's right, LFF is
> now an authorized representative of a 320 billion
> dollar company. The big time. It seems like
> they're still updating the facebook page, but not
> mentioning the contest on the show. The rules are
> gone again.


so pathetic...Mike is like a carny snake-oil salesman

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Patton Oswalt ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:14PM

Who's nerve are you touching?

I just find it weird that a person posts pics of another's family, so 1 of 3 things must be the reason (or all 3).

1. Obsessed
2. Lonely
3. Jealous

-Patton

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:15PM

Today's old fucked out bit, the explosion sound.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Faux Patton ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:28PM

Patton Oswalt Wrote:
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> Who's nerve are you touching?
>
> I just find it weird that a person posts pics of
> another's family, so 1 of 3 things must be the
> reason (or all 3).
>
> 1. Obsessed
> 2. Lonely
> 3. Jealous
>
> -Patton

I'm pretty sure Patton doesn't make basic grammatical errors like this dude does.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:35PM

Patton Oswalt Wrote:
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> Who's nerve are you touching?
>
> I just find it weird that a person posts pics of
> another's family, so 1 of 3 things must be the
> reason (or all 3).
>
> 1. Obsessed
> 2. Lonely
> 3. Jealous
>
> -Patton

Is that you amatuer analysis or are you a real doctor? I have a couple more suggestions:

1) it entertains me
2) it entertains others
3) it bothers you

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:36PM

Faux Patton Wrote:
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> Patton Oswalt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who's nerve are you touching?
> >
> > I just find it weird that a person posts pics
> of
> > another's family, so 1 of 3 things must be the
> > reason (or all 3).
> >
> > 1. Obsessed
> > 2. Lonely
> > 3. Jealous
> >
> > -Patton
>
> I'm pretty sure Patton doesn't make basic
> grammatical errors like this dude does.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't end all his posts -Patton, but I do enjoy playing along

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike sez ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:39PM

I have modified the alcohol intake that I have down here... I just... I'm doing too much... [clapping] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: toxic golfing ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:48PM

Mike golfed with his wife and her mother -- they didn't appreciate his good shots and laughed at his awful one. A three wood was thrown.

Carla's first comment post-round: "You are the biggest baby I've ever seen in my life."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: toxic golfing ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:51PM

Carla cried during argument that followed.

Her mom told Mike, "I don't want to make you mad again, but you should never throw your club out there like that. No one will want to play with you."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:55PM

toxic golfing Wrote:
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> Mike golfed with his wife and her mother -- they
> didn't appreciate his good shots and laughed at
> his awful one. A three wood was thrown.
>
> Carla's first comment post-round: "You are the
> biggest baby I've ever seen in my life."


I'd be willing to hear Fake Dr. Fake Patton's expert analysis on that one...It could be on of three thing, or all three:

1) Damn Genetics
2) Mike is the Biggest Baby
3) Carla made a huge mistake


-Fake Doctor Fake Patton

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:56PM

toxic golfing Wrote:
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> Carla cried during argument that followed.
>
> Her mom told Mike, "I don't want to make you mad
> again, but you should never throw your club out
> there like that. No one will want to play with
> you."


for an aging stripper, she sure does have some insight


-Fake Doctor Fake Patton

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekapeekzapaloozaaa ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:04PM

The women in Mike's life talk to him like he's Mikey's age.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hold Hands You Lovebirds ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:07PM

peekza Wrote:
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> toxic golfing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Carla cried during argument that followed.
> >
> > Her mom told Mike, "I don't want to make you
> mad
> > again, but you should never throw your club out
> > there like that. No one will want to play with
> > you."
>
>
> for an aging stripper, she sure does have some
> insight
>
>
> -Fake Doctor Fake Patton


Married him anyway and bred. Cunning enough to invest all her g-string money into a life insurance policy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:07PM

peekapeekzapaloozaaa Wrote:
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> The women in Mike's life talk to him like he's
> Mikey's age.


That's because he acts like he's Mikey's age...you don't have to be a fake doctor/fake celebrity to make that diagnosis

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Otton Paswalt ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:09PM

So not only checking phones or computers but wiping things during the show bothers Fat Drunk Baby. And of course he has wipes handy, for those sharting incidents.

Then Fuckwaddle bared his soul to the golden traces, went to the forest of the holy places, deep into the land of black pornographers. Fatt Rob: "Sure."

I won't go, I need the ozone, I wanna cuddle up behind your backbone. When you gonna go back to the warzone brother to tear down the wall? Mr. Thickness please advise.

Fatt Rob: "Love it."

He says he's modified his alcohol intake. Does not say "reduced".

Since he's paid golf club dues for 13 years he probably does have an official handicap. Hope he brought EXTRA TAMPONS for Carla for her first round.

Throwing a club is a pussy move when Tiger Woods does it and just as bad when FDB does it.

What are the odds that back in the beginning Mike thought he might have a shot at the elusive mother-daughter threeway? He keeps referring to them as sisters, and the sister-sister threeway is also good.

And El Spic who famously smashed all his girlfriend's electronic devices on the front steps in the middle of the night is telling him "that's not okay."

Business school is like a tax on being clean and a customs duty on imported pajamas.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:12PM

Otton Paswalt Wrote:
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> So not only checking phones or computers but
> wiping things during the show bothers Fat Drunk
> Baby. And of course he has wipes handy, for those
> sharting incidents.
>
> Then Fuckwaddle bared his soul to the golden
> traces, went to the forest of the holy places,
> deep into the land of black pornographers. Fatt
> Rob: "Sure."
>
> I won't go, I need the ozone, I wanna cuddle up
> behind your backbone. When you gonna go back to
> the warzone brother to tear down the wall? Mr.
> Thickness please advise.
>
> Fatt Rob: "Love it."
>
> He says he's modified his alcohol intake. Does
> not say "reduced".
>
> Since he's paid golf club dues for 13 years he
> probably does have an official handicap. Hope he
> brought EXTRA TAMPONS for Carla for her first
> round.
>
> Throwing a club is a pussy move when Tiger Woods
> does it and just as bad when FDB does it.
>
> What are the odds that back in the beginning Mike
> thought he might have a shot at the elusive
> mother-daughter threeway? He keeps referring to
> them as sisters, and the sister-sister threeway is
> also good.
>
> And El Spic who famously smashed all his
> girlfriend's electronic devices on the front steps
> in the middle of the night is telling him "that's
> not okay."
>
> Business school is like a tax on being clean and a
> customs duty on imported pajamas.


and that's coming from a doctor

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: toxic golfing ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:13PM

At school, Lil Mikey continues to refer to Mike as grandpa. Ha.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:15PM

So Mike is grandpa, Linda is grandma, Carla is mommy....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:22PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Faux Patton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Patton Oswalt Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Who's nerve are you touching?
> > >
> > > I just find it weird that a person posts pics
> > of
> > > another's family, so 1 of 3 things must be
> the
> > > reason (or all 3).
> > >
> > > 1. Obsessed
> > > 2. Lonely
> > > 3. Jealous
> > >
> > > -Patton
> >
> > I'm pretty sure Patton doesn't make basic
> > grammatical errors like this dude does.
>
> I'm pretty sure he doesn't end all his posts
> -Patton, but I do enjoy playing along

You guys are right! I am a Lazy Fat Fuck. And Patton's wrong.

-Mike O'Meara

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:25PM

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Faux Patton Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Patton Oswalt Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Who's nerve are you touching?
> > > >
> > > > I just find it weird that a person posts
> pics
> > > of
> > > > another's family, so 1 of 3 things must be
> > the
> > > > reason (or all 3).
> > > >
> > > > 1. Obsessed
> > > > 2. Lonely
> > > > 3. Jealous
> > > >
> > > > -Patton
> > >
> > > I'm pretty sure Patton doesn't make basic
> > > grammatical errors like this dude does.
> >
> > I'm pretty sure he doesn't end all his posts
> > -Patton, but I do enjoy playing along
>
> You guys are right! I am a Lazy Fat Fuck. And
> Patton's wrong.
>
> -Mike O'Meara


yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike sez ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:38PM

[Michael Jr] is the greatest thing I have ever done, it's what I live for, it's what I exist for, he is so... he's just a joy factory. He's a joy factory.

(sorry, O'Meara girls)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:50PM

Mike and Robb are just the worst human beings.

I'm astounded at times at how horrible they both are. In so many ways.

(Oscar, though dumb, isn't as bad.)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Otton Paswalt ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:56PM

I think making 50 fruitcakes is a form of aggression. As is the "days til Christmas" song. As is gaining back all the weight, and more.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 03:21PM

I would call it a cry for help, but I'm not a real doctor...Hell, I don't even play one on here

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oswalt the Rabbit ()
Date: December 01, 2015 03:29PM

Mike sez Wrote:
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> [Michael Jr] is the greatest thing I have ever
> done, it's what I live for, it's what I exist for,
> he is so... he's just a joy factory. He's a joy
> factory.
>
> (sorry, O'Meara girls)


LFF has actually timed it quite well. He'll be long underground by the time Junior grows out of that age and loses the god from his eyes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: December 01, 2015 03:37PM

toxic golfing Wrote:
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> At school, Lil Mikey continues to refer to Mike as
> grandpa. Ha.


LFF can't be much of a dad to begin with for his son to make this mistake. Beyond how embarasing it is that Lil Mikey thinks he must be a grandpa.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Joy Factory Work ()
Date: December 01, 2015 04:06PM

Nothing says "Joy Factory" like dumping the kid on mommy as soon as humanly possible.

Mike needs to stop the bullshit. Even on a good day, toddlers are fucking horrible. God eyed or not.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Otton Paswalt ()
Date: December 01, 2015 04:23PM

That kid is a walking creampie.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Boneus ()
Date: December 01, 2015 04:56PM

Today I heard a man with seasonal residences, luxury cars, a boat, and a country club membership reference how he got to see how the "other half" lived.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Grandfather Clause ()
Date: December 01, 2015 05:22PM

Does Mikey even have a grandfather? HBS might be the closet thing he's got, if you exclude LFF.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 05:33PM

Boneus Wrote:
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> Today I heard a man with seasonal residences,
> luxury cars, a boat, and a country club membership
> reference how he got to see how the "other half"
> lived.


Mike might be the least aware person alive, followed closely by Fill the Silence Spewak

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Otton Paswalt ()
Date: December 01, 2015 05:56PM

Mikey's grandfather served in WWII and died after years of heavy drinking.

Hi, Mike!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jackie Chiles ()
Date: December 01, 2015 06:27PM

I'm waiting with bated breath to see how they're going to fuck up the fruitcake contest. (Who the hell wants food that's had Spewak hands on it anyway???) After having to abort the Amazon MVP and then the Bonus Show MVP contests, we should have an FFXU contest to guess how the three stooges will fuck up the fruitcake contest.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: December 01, 2015 06:47PM

Does Robb have enough money to make fruitcakes?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: December 01, 2015 06:58PM

I really don't listen to the whole show, I guess. I missed that there was a fruitcake contest. I agree and look forward to it crashing and burning, but it's probably enough below the radar...

I am buying some stuff on NORMAL Amazon, but not one red cent, my cold dead hands. DOUBLEFUCK that "supporting the show" crap. I will rape a box of razor blades before I "support the show".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: December 01, 2015 06:58PM

His body excretes fruitcake so it doesn't cost anything extra.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: December 01, 2015 07:07PM

RK Wrote:
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> Does Robb have enough money to make fruitcakes?


Nope but Sharon does

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2015 07:18PM

George'Jones Wrote:
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does Robb have enough money to make fruitcakes?
>
>
> Nope but Sharon does


yessssssiiiIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 01, 2015 07:43PM

How do you correct a toddler when he thinks his dad is his grampa?

It's truly sad...

Mike really should have pursued Linda but then again an older poa like her would have nothing to do with Mike's bullshit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ccradio ()
Date: December 01, 2015 07:56PM

Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
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> I really don't listen to the whole show, I guess.
> I missed that there was a fruitcake contest. I
> agree and look forward to it crashing and burning,
> but it's probably enough below the radar...
>
> I am buying some stuff on NORMAL Amazon, but not
> one red cent, my cold dead hands. DOUBLEFUCK that
> "supporting the show" crap. I will rape a box of
> razor blades before I "support the show".


If you'd like a chunk of your Amazon money to do some real good, use the smile.amazon.com link. They'll give you an assortment of charities to choose from. It's like an affiliate program for organizations that are non-profit on purpose.

This is one way I support good causes. Good causes are supported this way.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 01, 2015 08:07PM

Good News My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives, Going To Maui For The Christmas Holiday! ! ! So Excited, Sorry Lady Baltimore You Missed The Boat......Photos To Follow...



Slv20q5. Aloha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: December 01, 2015 08:31PM

ccradio Wrote:
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> Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I really don't listen to the whole show, I
> guess.
> > I missed that there was a fruitcake contest. I
> > agree and look forward to it crashing and
> burning,
> > but it's probably enough below the radar...
> >
> > I am buying some stuff on NORMAL Amazon, but
> not
> > one red cent, my cold dead hands. DOUBLEFUCK
> that
> > "supporting the show" crap. I will rape a box
> of
> > razor blades before I "support the show".
>
>
> If you'd like a chunk of your Amazon money to do
> some real good, use the smile.amazon.com link.
> They'll give you an assortment of charities to
> choose from. It's like an affiliate program for
> organizations that are non-profit on purpose.
>
> This is one way I support good causes. Good causes
> are supported this way.

Thank you for suggesting that. It seems like a real and reasonable suggestion. I will do it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Young Trim ()
Date: December 01, 2015 08:41PM

I get the appeal of tagging a young piece of ass. But at some point, the whole thing gets fucking gross. And the worst part is the kid will never have a "normal" childhood. How many toddlers in that complex AREN'T there to see grampa? Just one! It's easy to see why the kid is confused. Based on history, Mike shouldn't be raising kids at all, much less at his advanced age.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 01, 2015 08:46PM

It's great to fuck a girl young enough to be your daughter!
But you're not supposed to marry them!

That's why there's whorehouses.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 01, 2015 08:48PM

Seriously, O'Meara does everything right according to the Stupid Manual.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: December 01, 2015 09:55PM

ccradio Wrote:
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> Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I really don't listen to the whole show, I
> guess.
> > I missed that there was a fruitcake contest. I
> > agree and look forward to it crashing and
> burning,
> > but it's probably enough below the radar...
> >
> > I am buying some stuff on NORMAL Amazon, but
> not
> > one red cent, my cold dead hands. DOUBLEFUCK
> that
> > "supporting the show" crap. I will rape a box
> of
> > razor blades before I "support the show".
>
>
> If you'd like a chunk of your Amazon money to do
> some real good, use the smile.amazon.com link.
> They'll give you an assortment of charities to
> choose from. It's like an affiliate program for
> organizations that are non-profit on purpose.
>
> This is one way I support good causes. Good causes
> are supported this way.

Wait, wait...... I know something else to support too. Maybe not as charitable as the smile link, but it will keep us a place to go if something happens to this one.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Boogeans ()
Date: December 01, 2015 10:09PM

ccradio Wrote:
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> Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I really don't listen to the whole show, I
> guess.
> > I missed that there was a fruitcake contest. I
> > agree and look forward to it crashing and
> burning,
> > but it's probably enough below the radar...
> >
> > I am buying some stuff on NORMAL Amazon, but
> not
> > one red cent, my cold dead hands. DOUBLEFUCK
> that
> > "supporting the show" crap. I will rape a box
> of
> > razor blades before I "support the show".
>
>
> If you'd like a chunk of your Amazon money to do
> some real good, use the smile.amazon.com link.
> They'll give you an assortment of charities to
> choose from. It's like an affiliate program for
> organizations that are non-profit on purpose.
>
> This is one way I support good causes. Good causes
> are supported this way.

Yup. I use smile.amazon.com and all my purchases go to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. Not a chance in hell I'd go through fuckface O'Meara's link over a legit charity that does good work.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Donuts ()
Date: December 01, 2015 10:13PM

Bubbyman, does your podcast site get any traffic? How many podcasts are on there? I'm interested but I'm too scared to check it out.

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