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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Officer Jerky's Butt
()
Date: November 29, 2015 06:21PM
Remember when Mike took CPR training? Yeah, no one else does either.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death
()
Date: November 29, 2015 06:30PM
I've Been A Baaaaaaad Boy! Wrote:
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> TTH is openly begging to be spanked. I'm guessing
> it's not the first time.
This is beyond "enormous homo" this is "should be put down for the common good" territory. But we live in more civilized times.
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> TTH is openly begging to be spanked. I'm guessing
> it's not the first time.
This is beyond "enormous homo" this is "should be put down for the common good" territory. But we live in more civilized times.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
My finger smells like funny
()
Date: November 29, 2015 06:44PM
Remember when Mike was the life of every party and had tons of drinking buddies/friends? Wha happin?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 29, 2015 06:59PM
680....Semper fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 29, 2015 07:01PM
Mira Wrote:
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> Remember when Mike sat in his own shit for a few
> hours while watching TV in a hotel room at Great
> Wolf Lodge, and didn't realize it until his wife
> and daughter asked him if he sharted himself?
and then proceeded to wash his underwear out in the bathroom sink instead of just throwing them away...And he was a millionaire at the time
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> Remember when Mike sat in his own shit for a few
> hours while watching TV in a hotel room at Great
> Wolf Lodge, and didn't realize it until his wife
> and daughter asked him if he sharted himself?
and then proceeded to wash his underwear out in the bathroom sink instead of just throwing them away...And he was a millionaire at the time
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
White Trash Circus
()
Date: November 29, 2015 07:19PM
peekza Wrote:
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> and then proceeded to wash his underwear out in
> the bathroom sink instead of just throwing them
> away...And he was a millionaire at the time
What do you get if you give a million dollars to a white trash piece of shit DJ?
A white trash piece of shit DJ.
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> and then proceeded to wash his underwear out in
> the bathroom sink instead of just throwing them
> away...And he was a millionaire at the time
What do you get if you give a million dollars to a white trash piece of shit DJ?
A white trash piece of shit DJ.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death
()
Date: November 29, 2015 07:20PM
I have shat my pants, and I've had some near misses, in a just in time way, but I was never unaware of it. And my policy is blue jeans keep, underwear discard.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Workaholic
()
Date: November 29, 2015 07:23PM
Remember when Mike refused to pay RJ for his work on the show, then got pissed when RJ went job hunting?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Free Paint
()
Date: November 29, 2015 07:47PM
Remember when Mike convinced listeners to paint the Manassas shit-shack for free and then moved to Florida where he bought a boat and a second home?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: November 29, 2015 07:47PM
Remember when Mike's sprinkler system went off in winter and turned his sidewalk into sheets of ice?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Memory Lanes
()
Date: November 29, 2015 07:50PM
Remember when Mike got mad at Buzz for refusing to enable Mike's gambling addiction by chipping in for lottery tickets?
Remember when Mike browbeat Oscar into including him and Robb in the cast of The Regulars, and then the two loads resorted to insulting the contestants because they were too stupid to provide useful critiques?
Remember when Mike tried to Velcro his entertainment center to his wall?
Remember when Mike saved Baltimore with his concern?
Remember when Mike introduced a new sponsor that allows people to investigate others, got pissed (that same episode) when he realized people could investigate him, and later admitted (during the same show) that he used the service to dig up dirt on others?
Remember when Mike sugared up Mikey at Walmart, let him trash the toy department, didn't buy him anything, and then called Carla so she could hear Mikey's tantrum and realize what a mistake it was to leave Mikey alone with Mike for an hour?
Remember when Mike broke iPhones, iPads, laptops, and FaceBook, and blamed Apple?
Remember when Mike and company crashed a Spring Break hotel party so he could use the college kids' bathroom?
Remember when TMOS used to make money every time we commented on this thread?
We were literally the way they fed their families; this was the way their families were fed.
Remember when Mike browbeat Oscar into including him and Robb in the cast of The Regulars, and then the two loads resorted to insulting the contestants because they were too stupid to provide useful critiques?
Remember when Mike tried to Velcro his entertainment center to his wall?
Remember when Mike saved Baltimore with his concern?
Remember when Mike introduced a new sponsor that allows people to investigate others, got pissed (that same episode) when he realized people could investigate him, and later admitted (during the same show) that he used the service to dig up dirt on others?
Remember when Mike sugared up Mikey at Walmart, let him trash the toy department, didn't buy him anything, and then called Carla so she could hear Mikey's tantrum and realize what a mistake it was to leave Mikey alone with Mike for an hour?
Remember when Mike broke iPhones, iPads, laptops, and FaceBook, and blamed Apple?
Remember when Mike and company crashed a Spring Break hotel party so he could use the college kids' bathroom?
Remember when TMOS used to make money every time we commented on this thread?
We were literally the way they fed their families; this was the way their families were fed.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Rush Revere
()
Date: November 29, 2015 07:55PM
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
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> Does anyone remember when Officer David Jerky was
> shot in the butt in NYC at 4 am in what was
> totally not a street drugs or sex buy? Like Larry
> Wilmore and Bill Cosby, I haven't forgotten you
> Officer Jerky.
Wrong guy. It was an Officer Moseley.
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> Does anyone remember when Officer David Jerky was
> shot in the butt in NYC at 4 am in what was
> totally not a street drugs or sex buy? Like Larry
> Wilmore and Bill Cosby, I haven't forgotten you
> Officer Jerky.
Wrong guy. It was an Officer Moseley.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death
()
Date: November 29, 2015 08:30PM
Rush Revere Wrote:
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> Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does anyone remember when Officer David Jerky
> was
> > shot in the butt in NYC at 4 am in what was
> > totally not a street drugs or sex buy? Like
> Larry
> > Wilmore and Bill Cosby, I haven't forgotten you
> > Officer Jerky.
>
> Wrong guy. It was an Officer Moseley.
Stupid fuck says what? Did you really think I meant "Jerky" was his real name?
Now I remember you, too. Are you another butt guy or a drug guy? For filing purposes.
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> Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does anyone remember when Officer David Jerky
> was
> > shot in the butt in NYC at 4 am in what was
> > totally not a street drugs or sex buy? Like
> Larry
> > Wilmore and Bill Cosby, I haven't forgotten you
> > Officer Jerky.
>
> Wrong guy. It was an Officer Moseley.
Stupid fuck says what? Did you really think I meant "Jerky" was his real name?
Now I remember you, too. Are you another butt guy or a drug guy? For filing purposes.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: November 29, 2015 09:55PM
Remember when Mike wrote a book but didn't actually write it?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
For real
()
Date: November 29, 2015 09:58PM
does anybody remember the DVD? When that ended I figured the shows days were numbered, but they are still doing it.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MemberWenn
()
Date: November 29, 2015 10:03PM
Promo Joe Wrote:
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> Remember when TMOS had a radio affiliate in
> Vermont, but the relationship quickly fell apart
> because the station expected Mike to make a
> personal appearance in Vermont to promote the
> show? Showing up in places that don't carry the
> show like Maine, Las Vegas, Reno and Buffalo is
> okay. But showing up in a market with a radio
> station actually carrying the show? Fuck you!!!
There was something sketchy with the station not paying taxes and TMOS distanced itself once it became known that the station had legal troubles.
That's all I remember being able to put together from offhand comments. Can anyone else elaborate?
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> Remember when TMOS had a radio affiliate in
> Vermont, but the relationship quickly fell apart
> because the station expected Mike to make a
> personal appearance in Vermont to promote the
> show? Showing up in places that don't carry the
> show like Maine, Las Vegas, Reno and Buffalo is
> okay. But showing up in a market with a radio
> station actually carrying the show? Fuck you!!!
There was something sketchy with the station not paying taxes and TMOS distanced itself once it became known that the station had legal troubles.
That's all I remember being able to put together from offhand comments. Can anyone else elaborate?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 29, 2015 10:48PM
White Trash Circus Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and then proceeded to wash his underwear out in
> > the bathroom sink instead of just throwing them
> > away...And he was a millionaire at the time
>
> What do you get if you give a million dollars to a
> white trash piece of shit DJ?
>
> A white trash piece of shit DJ.
math checks out
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and then proceeded to wash his underwear out in
> > the bathroom sink instead of just throwing them
> > away...And he was a millionaire at the time
>
> What do you get if you give a million dollars to a
> white trash piece of shit DJ?
>
> A white trash piece of shit DJ.
math checks out
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: November 29, 2015 11:08PM
Remember Robb and his Mobb's attempts to derail this thread?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 29, 2015 11:14PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Remember when Mike wrote a book but didn't
> actually write it?
I remember him complaining about having to pay the guy who actually did write it
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> Remember when Mike wrote a book but didn't
> actually write it?
I remember him complaining about having to pay the guy who actually did write it
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's a useless jerk
()
Date: November 29, 2015 11:16PM
Remember when Mike skipped his own podcast because he had to take care of his own son for once, and was too dumb and/or lazy to just record another episode the day before?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: November 29, 2015 11:22PM
Remember when TMOS tried taking calls during the show, and the same 2 people called every time because no one else cared enough to make the effort?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 12:28AM
Mike's a useless jerk Wrote:
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> Remember when Mike skipped his own podcast because
> he had to take care of his own son for once, and
> was too dumb and/or lazy to just record another
> episode the day before?
That would have interfered with his tee time...damn genetics
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> Remember when Mike skipped his own podcast because
> he had to take care of his own son for once, and
> was too dumb and/or lazy to just record another
> episode the day before?
That would have interfered with his tee time...damn genetics
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death
()
Date: November 30, 2015 12:33AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Remember when TMOS tried taking calls during the
> show, and the same 2 people called every time
> because no one else cared enough to make the
> effort?
When you've been beaten by a retard you can't really blame genetics.
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> Remember when TMOS tried taking calls during the
> show, and the same 2 people called every time
> because no one else cared enough to make the
> effort?
When you've been beaten by a retard you can't really blame genetics.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Consuela the Maid
()
Date: November 30, 2015 12:35AM
Mike's a useless jerk Wrote:
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> Remember when Mike skipped his own podcast because
> he had to take care of his own son for once, and
> was too dumb and/or lazy to just record another
> episode the day before, or too damn cheap to just hire a fucking baby sitter for a couple hours?
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> Remember when Mike skipped his own podcast because
> he had to take care of his own son for once, and
> was too dumb and/or lazy to just record another
> episode the day before, or too damn cheap to just hire a fucking baby sitter for a couple hours?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
George'Jones
()
Date: November 30, 2015 12:49AM
Remember when Mike prevented a race riot by stopping that old guy from telling his off color joke down at the country club.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Gavem hell
()
Date: November 30, 2015 12:55AM
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when TMOS tried taking calls during
> the
> > show, and the same 2 people called every time
> > because no one else cared enough to make the
> > effort?
>
> When you've been beaten by a retard you can't
> really blame genetics.
I remember when Tom Gavin easily outsmarted rob
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when TMOS tried taking calls during
> the
> > show, and the same 2 people called every time
> > because no one else cared enough to make the
> > effort?
>
> When you've been beaten by a retard you can't
> really blame genetics.
I remember when Tom Gavin easily outsmarted rob
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:55AM
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when TMOS tried taking calls during
> the
> > show, and the same 2 people called every time
> > because no one else cared enough to make the
> > effort?
>
> When you've been beaten by a retard you can't
> really blame genetics.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when TMOS tried taking calls during
> the
> > show, and the same 2 people called every time
> > because no one else cared enough to make the
> > effort?
>
> When you've been beaten by a retard you can't
> really blame genetics.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Rush Revere
()
Date: November 30, 2015 05:12AM
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
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> Rush Revere Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Does anyone remember when Officer David Jerky
> > was
> > > shot in the butt in NYC at 4 am in what was
> > > totally not a street drugs or sex buy? Like
> > Larry
> > > Wilmore and Bill Cosby, I haven't forgotten
> you
> > > Officer Jerky.
> >
> > Wrong guy. It was an Officer Moseley.
>
> Stupid fuck says what? Did you really think I
> meant "Jerky" was his real name?
>
> Now I remember you, too. Are you another butt guy
> or a drug guy? For filing purposes.
Take it easy. You added David, I was just trying to play along.
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> Rush Revere Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Does anyone remember when Officer David Jerky
> > was
> > > shot in the butt in NYC at 4 am in what was
> > > totally not a street drugs or sex buy? Like
> > Larry
> > > Wilmore and Bill Cosby, I haven't forgotten
> you
> > > Officer Jerky.
> >
> > Wrong guy. It was an Officer Moseley.
>
> Stupid fuck says what? Did you really think I
> meant "Jerky" was his real name?
>
> Now I remember you, too. Are you another butt guy
> or a drug guy? For filing purposes.
Take it easy. You added David, I was just trying to play along.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekapeekzapaloozaaa
()
Date: November 30, 2015 06:56AM
Remember when Mike was doing Weight Not and was going to announce his weight loss every week?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Shart Tank
()
Date: November 30, 2015 07:30AM
Gavem hell Wrote:
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> I remember when Tom Gavin easily outsmarted rob
That was a glorious day indeed.
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> I remember when Tom Gavin easily outsmarted rob
That was a glorious day indeed.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is .... something
()
Date: November 30, 2015 07:55AM
Shart Tank Wrote:
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> Gavem hell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I remember when Tom Gavin easily outsmarted rob
>
>
> That was a glorious day indeed.
If you had to listen to just one TMOS, that one epitomizes it perfectly.
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> Gavem hell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I remember when Tom Gavin easily outsmarted rob
>
>
> That was a glorious day indeed.
If you had to listen to just one TMOS, that one epitomizes it perfectly.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yo yo mom
()
Date: November 30, 2015 08:03AM
Remember when Robb was "off mic" and you actually looked forward to his occasional quip, versus the spewing vomitorium of desperate and nonsensical garbage that is Robb today?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
()
Date: November 30, 2015 08:06AM
Yo yo mom Wrote:
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> Remember when Robb was "off mic" and you actually
> looked forward to his occasional quip, versus the
> spewing vomitorium of desperate and nonsensical
> garbage that is Robb today?
That was more than 6 years ago. Spewak's age in dog years.
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> Remember when Robb was "off mic" and you actually
> looked forward to his occasional quip, versus the
> spewing vomitorium of desperate and nonsensical
> garbage that is Robb today?
That was more than 6 years ago. Spewak's age in dog years.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:24AM
Remember when Mike was a good role model for his son? It must have happened at least once, but I can't come up with any examples.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
mr deez'
()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:33AM
Remember when Mike was drinking multiple bottles of (free) wine on the reg when his wife was past her due date with little Mikey?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Patton Oswalt
()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:34AM
I really don't know or understand why you guys/ gals come on here daily and trash a show that you all obviously listen to.
Makes me wonder what in your lives happened for you all to have such hate in your hearts.
For this Holiday Season all try to be kind to each other.
Love thy neighbor, not hate....
Happy Holidays!!!!
-Patton
Makes me wonder what in your lives happened for you all to have such hate in your hearts.
For this Holiday Season all try to be kind to each other.
Love thy neighbor, not hate....
Happy Holidays!!!!
-Patton
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
yep sure the best
()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:40AM
its fun. and funny.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:42AM
Klubbers...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WobbleGobble
()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:49AM
mr deez' Wrote:
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> Remember when Mike was drinking multiple bottles
> of (free) wine on the reg when his wife was past
> her due date with little Mikey?
Ready to spring into action at a moment's notice!
#fatheroftheyear
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> Remember when Mike was drinking multiple bottles
> of (free) wine on the reg when his wife was past
> her due date with little Mikey?
Ready to spring into action at a moment's notice!
#fatheroftheyear
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:51AM
Remember when Mike bought a hot tub on ebay?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WobbleGobble
()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:54AM
I wonder if Mike would have drunk drove to the hospital or if he would have made Carla drive while in labor?
I guess he could have put on his black Sketchers and demanded an escort from Jerky and/or Officer Meg.
Way to be prepared, Mike!
Semper Paratus!
I guess he could have put on his black Sketchers and demanded an escort from Jerky and/or Officer Meg.
Way to be prepared, Mike!
Semper Paratus!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
mr deez'
()
Date: November 30, 2015 12:14PM
WobbleGobble Wrote:
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> I wonder if Mike would have drunk drove to the
> hospital or if he would have made Carla drive
> while in labor?
>
> I guess he could have put on his black Sketchers
> and demanded an escort from Jerky and/or Officer
> Meg.
>
> Way to be prepared, Mike!
>
I assume they would have called the fire department. That's where they got the car seat installed since the LFF was, true to namesake, too lazy and/or stupid to figure it out.
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> I wonder if Mike would have drunk drove to the
> hospital or if he would have made Carla drive
> while in labor?
>
> I guess he could have put on his black Sketchers
> and demanded an escort from Jerky and/or Officer
> Meg.
>
> Way to be prepared, Mike!
>
I assume they would have called the fire department. That's where they got the car seat installed since the LFF was, true to namesake, too lazy and/or stupid to figure it out.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: November 30, 2015 12:16PM
WobbleGobble Wrote:
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> I wonder if Mike would have drunk drove to the
> hospital or if he would have made Carla drive
> while in labor?
>
> I guess he could have put on his black Sketchers
> and demanded an escort from Jerky and/or Officer
> Meg.
>
> Way to be prepared, Mike!
>
> Semper Paratus!
Wasn't the hospital just a couple blocks away? Carla could have walked it.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2015 12:16PM by bubbyman.
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> I wonder if Mike would have drunk drove to the
> hospital or if he would have made Carla drive
> while in labor?
>
> I guess he could have put on his black Sketchers
> and demanded an escort from Jerky and/or Officer
> Meg.
>
> Way to be prepared, Mike!
>
> Semper Paratus!
Wasn't the hospital just a couple blocks away? Carla could have walked it.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2015 12:16PM by bubbyman.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WobbleGobble
()
Date: November 30, 2015 12:40PM
"Power" walked.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:07PM
Patton Oswalt Wrote:
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> I really don't know or understand why you guys/
> gals come on here daily and trash a show that you
> all obviously listen to.
>
> Makes me wonder what in your lives happened for
> you all to have such hate in your hearts.
>
> For this Holiday Season all try to be kind to each
> other.
>
> Love thy neighbor, not hate....
>
> Happy Holidays!!!!
>
> -Patton
What an original concept...thanks for setting us back on the right path, Fake Patton
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> I really don't know or understand why you guys/
> gals come on here daily and trash a show that you
> all obviously listen to.
>
> Makes me wonder what in your lives happened for
> you all to have such hate in your hearts.
>
> For this Holiday Season all try to be kind to each
> other.
>
> Love thy neighbor, not hate....
>
> Happy Holidays!!!!
>
> -Patton
What an original concept...thanks for setting us back on the right path, Fake Patton
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:08PM
bubbyman Wrote:
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> WobbleGobble Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder if Mike would have drunk drove to the
> > hospital or if he would have made Carla drive
> > while in labor?
> >
> > I guess he could have put on his black
> Sketchers
> > and demanded an escort from Jerky and/or
> Officer
> > Meg.
> >
> > Way to be prepared, Mike!
> >
> > Semper Paratus!
>
> Wasn't the hospital just a couple blocks away?
> Carla could have walked it.
and gotten a start on working off her pregnancy weight...two birds...
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> WobbleGobble Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder if Mike would have drunk drove to the
> > hospital or if he would have made Carla drive
> > while in labor?
> >
> > I guess he could have put on his black
> Sketchers
> > and demanded an escort from Jerky and/or
> Officer
> > Meg.
> >
> > Way to be prepared, Mike!
> >
> > Semper Paratus!
>
> Wasn't the hospital just a couple blocks away?
> Carla could have walked it.
and gotten a start on working off her pregnancy weight...two birds...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:18PM
Remember when Mike prevented a race riot and/or mixed race grandchildren by aborting a trip to the beach with his daughters because it was filled with 40 year old black pornographers?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bostonian
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:34PM
Remember when Mike talked about being "Boston Strong" even though his favorite hockey team is the Capitals and his favorite football team is the Patriots' AFC East division rival Miami Dolphins?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MBA Mike
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:35PM
Remember when Mike gave Oscar advice on his MBA, even though Mike only has an undergraduate degree in journalism from AU and is also a failed business owner?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MemberWenns
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:36PM
Remember when they wrapped their cars? Did we already do that one?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MemberWenns
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:39PM
Remember when they fed their families? Remember when their families were fed?
Remember when Mike got drunk (that starts off so many of these) and got into a physical altercation at an appearance/bar and had to be escorted up to his hotel room by RJ and Jabare Brown? There was mention made of assaulting a listener and smashing a window and a lot of regret and shame but very little details ever came out?
Remember when Mike got drunk (that starts off so many of these) and got into a physical altercation at an appearance/bar and had to be escorted up to his hotel room by RJ and Jabare Brown? There was mention made of assaulting a listener and smashing a window and a lot of regret and shame but very little details ever came out?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MemberWenns
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:41PM
Remember when they hosted the highly successful and vastly attended Big Duff and Big Duff 2 and thousands of fans turned out and Robb didn't dress up like a jack ass?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MemberWenns
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:43PM
Remember when Jabare Brown and Zoolsnder and Ronick and Girl hosted a wrap up show called "Tbis Week in O'Mearica" and Mike was super cool with it and very supportive and didn't jealous of a show about his own show?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Underboob Smegma
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:44PM
Remember Mike's shitty beginning to the first show after Thanksgiving? It's like it just happened today.
Actually it's got to be said, at least for fake Patton, 20 minutes in I'm enjoying today's show, up until they start talking about dessert and spaghetti.
Actually it's got to be said, at least for fake Patton, 20 minutes in I'm enjoying today's show, up until they start talking about dessert and spaghetti.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MemberWenns
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:45PM
Remember when Robb was cast on The Biggest Loser with RJ and the podcast "went viral"?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MembeWenns
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:48PM
Remember when they had that amazingly clever April Fool's Day bit where they started the show all talking in a fake language and Buzz didn't sound super awkward and totally fuck it up and it was totally crazy and I was like "holy shit what is happening my iPod is playing the podcast in a language I've never heard before this is so nuts - APRIL FOOLS! - holy shit you guys got me good this year!"?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Patton Oswalt
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:55PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha
I'll be sure to tell "Real Patton" not to post anymore here.
But hey whatever floats your boat "Peekza"
At the end of the day, be real with yourself, you post pics of DJ's, their families, etc., and I say to you, "Why?"
Did Mike, Robb, or Oscar do something to you? offend you? hurt your "feelings"?
Because a grown man/ woman with whom posts pics daily must have a motive for doing these actions.
Hey, look inside yourself to find out why?
-Patton
I'll be sure to tell "Real Patton" not to post anymore here.
But hey whatever floats your boat "Peekza"
At the end of the day, be real with yourself, you post pics of DJ's, their families, etc., and I say to you, "Why?"
Did Mike, Robb, or Oscar do something to you? offend you? hurt your "feelings"?
Because a grown man/ woman with whom posts pics daily must have a motive for doing these actions.
Hey, look inside yourself to find out why?
-Patton
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Palm
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:55PM
Remember when the krewe took Kappy to The Palm for lunch and Mike screamed at Ronick for ordering lobster because they were trying to save money? Because that's where you go to eat when you are "trying to save money"...THE FUCKING PALM!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
ElmoAss
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:58PM
That fucked out April Fool's bit was a low point, probably the lowest point, of Mike's "career."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:59PM
Mira Wrote:
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> Remember when Mike sat in his own shit for a few
> hours while watching TV in a hotel room at Great
> Wolf Lodge, and didn't realize it until his wife
> and daughter asked him if he sharted himself?
OK, this is one I _don't_ remember... What time frame are we talking about? Maybe I was stroked out at the time and have a memory gap.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Remember when Mike sat in his own shit for a few
> hours while watching TV in a hotel room at Great
> Wolf Lodge, and didn't realize it until his wife
> and daughter asked him if he sharted himself?
OK, this is one I _don't_ remember... What time frame are we talking about? Maybe I was stroked out at the time and have a memory gap.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
garlic knot
()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:11PM
Remember when Mike missed his sisters wedding (or some event, I don't remember!) after eating a jar of peanuts in a hotel room and blamed his diverticulitis?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Cannady
()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:35PM
Cannady
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
or is it
()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:35PM
Cannaday?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:40PM
Technical failure preventing a show today. (at least so far.)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
cYKv3
()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:41PM
I don't post here often, but I do read every few weeks and these last 2 pages have had me cracking up. I don't listen to the show anymore because its awful. Reading these memories is better than listening.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:58PM
Patton Oswalt Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ha Ha Ha Ha
>
> I'll be sure to tell "Real Patton" not to post
> anymore here.
>
> But hey whatever floats your boat "Peekza"
>
> At the end of the day, be real with yourself, you
> post pics of DJ's, their families, etc., and I say
> to you, "Why?"
>
> Did Mike, Robb, or Oscar do something to you?
> offend you? hurt your "feelings"?
>
> Because a grown man/ woman with whom posts pics
> daily must have a motive for doing these actions.
>
> Hey, look inside yourself to find out why?
>
> -Patton
another original tact...I post the pictures because they touch a nerve and I enjoy touching nerves....This next one's for you "Real Patton"
Attachments:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ha Ha Ha Ha
>
> I'll be sure to tell "Real Patton" not to post
> anymore here.
>
> But hey whatever floats your boat "Peekza"
>
> At the end of the day, be real with yourself, you
> post pics of DJ's, their families, etc., and I say
> to you, "Why?"
>
> Did Mike, Robb, or Oscar do something to you?
> offend you? hurt your "feelings"?
>
> Because a grown man/ woman with whom posts pics
> daily must have a motive for doing these actions.
>
> Hey, look inside yourself to find out why?
>
> -Patton
another original tact...I post the pictures because they touch a nerve and I enjoy touching nerves....This next one's for you "Real Patton"
Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:58PM
Remember when Mike promised to pay his employees as the restaurant was shutting down, but didn't?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:58PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Technical failure preventing a show today. (at
> least so far.)
>
>
> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
damn genetics
-------------------------------------------------------
> Technical failure preventing a show today. (at
> least so far.)
>
>
> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
damn genetics
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mira
()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:59PM
Wait? Not! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mira Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when Mike sat in his own shit for a
> few
> > hours while watching TV in a hotel room at
> Great
> > Wolf Lodge, and didn't realize it until his
> wife
> > and daughter asked him if he sharted himself?
>
> OK, this is one I _don't_ remember... What time
> frame are we talking about? Maybe I was stroked
> out at the time and have a memory gap.
D&M show,I think early 2008.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mira Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when Mike sat in his own shit for a
> few
> > hours while watching TV in a hotel room at
> Great
> > Wolf Lodge, and didn't realize it until his
> wife
> > and daughter asked him if he sharted himself?
>
> OK, this is one I _don't_ remember... What time
> frame are we talking about? Maybe I was stroked
> out at the time and have a memory gap.
D&M show,I think early 2008.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:02PM
Wait? Not! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mira Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when Mike sat in his own shit for a
> few
> > hours while watching TV in a hotel room at
> Great
> > Wolf Lodge, and didn't realize it until his
> wife
> > and daughter asked him if he sharted himself?
>
> OK, this is one I _don't_ remember... What time
> frame are we talking about? Maybe I was stroked
> out at the time and have a memory gap.
happened during the last year or so of Don and Mike
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mira Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when Mike sat in his own shit for a
> few
> > hours while watching TV in a hotel room at
> Great
> > Wolf Lodge, and didn't realize it until his
> wife
> > and daughter asked him if he sharted himself?
>
> OK, this is one I _don't_ remember... What time
> frame are we talking about? Maybe I was stroked
> out at the time and have a memory gap.
happened during the last year or so of Don and Mike
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bobafeet
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:04PM
Robb was the worst today. He couldn't shut the fuck up when Oscar was trying to spit out a simple story
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
P. Harvey Oswalt
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:05PM
Patton Oswalt Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ha Ha Ha Ha
>
> I'll be sure to tell "Real Patton" not to post
> anymore here.
>
> But hey whatever floats your boat "Peekza"
>
> At the end of the day, be real with yourself, you
> post pics of DJ's, their families, etc., and I say
> to you, "Why?"
>
> Did Mike, Robb, or Oscar do something to you?
> offend you? hurt your "feelings"?
>
> Because a grown man/ woman with whom posts pics
> daily must have a motive for doing these actions.
>
> Hey, look inside yourself to find out why?
>
> -Patton
Because Patton Oswalt ALWAYS takes the high road on social media with those with whom he takes umbrage. (Don't get me wrong, I find his Tweets very funny.)
Hey Fake Patton, you should read real Patton's Twitter feed to get the nuance of how he writes...and punctuates. Then come back here and give it another go. We look forward to it. Pretty sure you won't find "float your boat" as one of his catch phrases. That's more of a Todd Hess-ian line.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ha Ha Ha Ha
>
> I'll be sure to tell "Real Patton" not to post
> anymore here.
>
> But hey whatever floats your boat "Peekza"
>
> At the end of the day, be real with yourself, you
> post pics of DJ's, their families, etc., and I say
> to you, "Why?"
>
> Did Mike, Robb, or Oscar do something to you?
> offend you? hurt your "feelings"?
>
> Because a grown man/ woman with whom posts pics
> daily must have a motive for doing these actions.
>
> Hey, look inside yourself to find out why?
>
> -Patton
Because Patton Oswalt ALWAYS takes the high road on social media with those with whom he takes umbrage. (Don't get me wrong, I find his Tweets very funny.)
Hey Fake Patton, you should read real Patton's Twitter feed to get the nuance of how he writes...and punctuates. Then come back here and give it another go. We look forward to it. Pretty sure you won't find "float your boat" as one of his catch phrases. That's more of a Todd Hess-ian line.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:06PM
Mike is at Wolf Trap Lodge with his neglected daughters and his barely legal GF and he is lying on the bed(shocker right?) watching TV and farting...his children first notice an odor when they enter the room, Carla inquires, and Mike deflects...later, when he gets up, he realizes that there was more to it than a simple fart and PROCEEDS to wash his shit-filled underwear out in the BATHROOM SINK,you know, the one they BRUSH THEIR TEETH and WASH THEIR FACE IN...thus saving the $7 dollar pair of boxers...Did I mention he was a millionaire at the time?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
runion
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:10PM
Remember when they went to a baseball game to promote an advertiser for tickets to sporting events and moved to a better section later in the game because the seats sucked?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jelli
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:11PM
Y'all get cised for O'Meara
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:13PM
I wish Robb would shut the fuck up.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:17PM
P. Harvey Oswalt Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Patton Oswalt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ha Ha Ha Ha
> >
> > I'll be sure to tell "Real Patton" not to post
> > anymore here.
> >
> > But hey whatever floats your boat "Peekza"
> >
> > At the end of the day, be real with yourself,
> you
> > post pics of DJ's, their families, etc., and I
> say
> > to you, "Why?"
> >
> > Did Mike, Robb, or Oscar do something to you?
> > offend you? hurt your "feelings"?
> >
> > Because a grown man/ woman with whom posts pics
> > daily must have a motive for doing these
> actions.
> >
> > Hey, look inside yourself to find out why?
> >
> > -Patton
>
> Because Patton Oswalt ALWAYS takes the high road
> on social media with those with whom he takes
> umbrage. (Don't get me wrong, I find his Tweets
> very funny.)
>
> Hey Fake Patton, you should read real Patton's
> Twitter feed to get the nuance of how he
> writes...and punctuates. Then come back here and
> give it another go. We look forward to it. Pretty
> sure you won't find "float your boat" as one of
> his catch phrases. That's more of a Todd Hess-ian
> line.
think Fake Patton would beg for a spanking? Or have to put a sign in his front yard warning children that a sex offender lives there? Toddie-Too-Hottie does...true story
-------------------------------------------------------
> Patton Oswalt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ha Ha Ha Ha
> >
> > I'll be sure to tell "Real Patton" not to post
> > anymore here.
> >
> > But hey whatever floats your boat "Peekza"
> >
> > At the end of the day, be real with yourself,
> you
> > post pics of DJ's, their families, etc., and I
> say
> > to you, "Why?"
> >
> > Did Mike, Robb, or Oscar do something to you?
> > offend you? hurt your "feelings"?
> >
> > Because a grown man/ woman with whom posts pics
> > daily must have a motive for doing these
> actions.
> >
> > Hey, look inside yourself to find out why?
> >
> > -Patton
>
> Because Patton Oswalt ALWAYS takes the high road
> on social media with those with whom he takes
> umbrage. (Don't get me wrong, I find his Tweets
> very funny.)
>
> Hey Fake Patton, you should read real Patton's
> Twitter feed to get the nuance of how he
> writes...and punctuates. Then come back here and
> give it another go. We look forward to it. Pretty
> sure you won't find "float your boat" as one of
> his catch phrases. That's more of a Todd Hess-ian
> line.
think Fake Patton would beg for a spanking? Or have to put a sign in his front yard warning children that a sex offender lives there? Toddie-Too-Hottie does...true story
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:17PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wish Robb would shut the fuck up.
line starts here pal
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wish Robb would shut the fuck up.
line starts here pal
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lady Baltimore
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:18PM
Remember when they were in Vegas and Mike was drunk and losing money at the slot machines, so he gave his ATM card to Oscar and told him not to give it back to him until the next day, no matter how much he begged, pleaded or yelled? Then ten minutes later, Mike begged, pleaded and yelled at Oscar to give it back?
(But Oscar didn't, he took Mike to his hotel room and put him to bed like the three year old he is.)
(But Oscar didn't, he took Mike to his hotel room and put him to bed like the three year old he is.)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:18PM
bobafeet Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Robb was the worst today. He couldn't shut the
> fuck up when Oscar was trying to spit out a simple
> story
so it was a normal day for him?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Robb was the worst today. He couldn't shut the
> fuck up when Oscar was trying to spit out a simple
> story
so it was a normal day for him?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Larry K.
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:22PM
Hey Fake Patton,
Congratulations on the recent announcement of your casting as the new henchman on the reboot of Mystery Science Theater 3000. You know, that show that's dedicated to poking fun at misguided attempts at entertainment? That won a Peabody Award for making fun of lousy movies? I'm sure you see that we're doing the same thing here at FFXU that you'll be doing to bad movies.
Congratulations on the recent announcement of your casting as the new henchman on the reboot of Mystery Science Theater 3000. You know, that show that's dedicated to poking fun at misguided attempts at entertainment? That won a Peabody Award for making fun of lousy movies? I'm sure you see that we're doing the same thing here at FFXU that you'll be doing to bad movies.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:24PM
Lady Baltimore Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Remember when they were in Vegas and Mike was
> drunk and losing money at the slot machines, so he
> gave his ATM card to Oscar and told him not to
> give it back to him until the next day, no matter
> how much he begged, pleaded or yelled? Then ten
> minutes later, Mike begged, pleaded and yelled at
> Oscar to give it back?
>
> (But Oscar didn't, he took Mike to his hotel room
> and put him to bed like the three year old he is.)
so it was a normal day for him?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Remember when they were in Vegas and Mike was
> drunk and losing money at the slot machines, so he
> gave his ATM card to Oscar and told him not to
> give it back to him until the next day, no matter
> how much he begged, pleaded or yelled? Then ten
> minutes later, Mike begged, pleaded and yelled at
> Oscar to give it back?
>
> (But Oscar didn't, he took Mike to his hotel room
> and put him to bed like the three year old he is.)
so it was a normal day for him?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:46PM
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Lady Baltimore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when they were in Vegas and Mike was
> > drunk and losing money at the slot machines, so
> he
> > gave his ATM card to Oscar and told him not to
> > give it back to him until the next day, no
> matter
> > how much he begged, pleaded or yelled? Then
> ten
> > minutes later, Mike begged, pleaded and yelled
> at
> > Oscar to give it back?
> >
> > (But Oscar didn't, he took Mike to his hotel
> room
> > and put him to bed like the three year old he
> is.)
>
> so it was a normal day for him?
ahahahahahahahaha
-------------------------------------------------------
> Lady Baltimore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when they were in Vegas and Mike was
> > drunk and losing money at the slot machines, so
> he
> > gave his ATM card to Oscar and told him not to
> > give it back to him until the next day, no
> matter
> > how much he begged, pleaded or yelled? Then
> ten
> > minutes later, Mike begged, pleaded and yelled
> at
> > Oscar to give it back?
> >
> > (But Oscar didn't, he took Mike to his hotel
> room
> > and put him to bed like the three year old he
> is.)
>
> so it was a normal day for him?
ahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mammories
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:49PM
Remember when Mike had a show on a real radio station during drive time in a Top 10 market and he regularly got drunk and ate food on the air and was shocked when his show got cancelled?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:06PM
Remember the Power of 10?
Remember Arnold Schwarzenegger being mistaken for Jesse Jackson?
Remember Arnold Schwarzenegger being mistaken for Jesse Jackson?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Larry K.
()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:09PM
RK Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Remember the Power of 10?
>
> Remember Arnold Schwarzenegger being mistaken for
> Jesse Jackson?
Remember the South African accent being mistaken for the Australian accent?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Remember the Power of 10?
>
> Remember Arnold Schwarzenegger being mistaken for
> Jesse Jackson?
Remember the South African accent being mistaken for the Australian accent?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Thought experimenter
()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:09PM
Larry K. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hey Fake Patton,
>
> Congratulations on the recent announcement of your
> casting as the new henchman on the reboot of
> Mystery Science Theater 3000. You know, that show
> that's dedicated to poking fun at misguided
> attempts at entertainment? That won a Peabody
> Award for making fun of lousy movies? I'm sure you
> see that we're doing the same thing here at FFXU
> that you'll be doing to bad movies.
What would Fake Patton do if they made a movie of Open Mike and it went straight to the MST 3000 retread?
2nd thought experiment: if the Devil promised Mike that The Regulars would go into syndication if he killed Patton, what would Mike do?
Hint: the second experiment is a no-brainer.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hey Fake Patton,
>
> Congratulations on the recent announcement of your
> casting as the new henchman on the reboot of
> Mystery Science Theater 3000. You know, that show
> that's dedicated to poking fun at misguided
> attempts at entertainment? That won a Peabody
> Award for making fun of lousy movies? I'm sure you
> see that we're doing the same thing here at FFXU
> that you'll be doing to bad movies.
What would Fake Patton do if they made a movie of Open Mike and it went straight to the MST 3000 retread?
2nd thought experiment: if the Devil promised Mike that The Regulars would go into syndication if he killed Patton, what would Mike do?
Hint: the second experiment is a no-brainer.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:11PM
FFXU's weekend "Memories of O'Meara" far better than any "Best Of TMOS."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Rejoinder Man
()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:12PM
Give up, Fake Patton. You're dealing with forensic linguists now.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:13PM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike is at Wolf Trap Lodge with his neglected
> daughters and his barely legal GF and he is lying
> on the bed(shocker right?) watching TV and
> farting...his children first notice an odor when
> they enter the room, Carla inquires, and Mike
> deflects...later, when he gets up, he realizes
> that there was more to it than a simple fart and
> PROCEEDS to wash his shit-filled underwear out in
> the BATHROOM SINK,you know, the one they BRUSH
> THEIR TEETH and WASH THEIR FACE IN...thus saving
> the $7 dollar pair of boxers...Did I mention he
> was a millionaire at the time?
Fantastic. I would have been listening then, so I'll blame it on memory. Maybe I'll see if I can find it on PYBS.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike is at Wolf Trap Lodge with his neglected
> daughters and his barely legal GF and he is lying
> on the bed(shocker right?) watching TV and
> farting...his children first notice an odor when
> they enter the room, Carla inquires, and Mike
> deflects...later, when he gets up, he realizes
> that there was more to it than a simple fart and
> PROCEEDS to wash his shit-filled underwear out in
> the BATHROOM SINK,you know, the one they BRUSH
> THEIR TEETH and WASH THEIR FACE IN...thus saving
> the $7 dollar pair of boxers...Did I mention he
> was a millionaire at the time?
Fantastic. I would have been listening then, so I'll blame it on memory. Maybe I'll see if I can find it on PYBS.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Misty watercolor memories
()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:17PM
Remember those hilarious attic-dust-gathering Jack Cassidy, Ess A Dee, and Fat Baby t-shirts? Oscar, what was the ROI on those gems?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Certa-fiable
()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:21PM
Remember when Certa suggested that the TMOS stable of shows do more cross promotion, and MBA wannabe Oscar said that Certa was dead to them for having the audacity to make recommendations to Mike and company? And six months later, all the other TMOS promos are funnier than anything on the flagship show?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: November 30, 2015 04:23PM
Robb or Tab, a/k/a Fake Patton, is sputtering, "But I'm verified! The name is in blue!"
Peek or Mira or whomever, I'm sure the real Patton would not appreciate his name being appropriated in this fashion.
Peek or Mira or whomever, I'm sure the real Patton would not appreciate his name being appropriated in this fashion.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
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Date: November 30, 2015 04:24PM
Start of the show is Mac as a pinata because he is totally unfamiliar with Duran Duran. He's what? 20 or so? I have a 20 year old, and I have never played Duran Duran in front of him, so I see no reason why my kid would have a clue who they are. I thought they blew in the 80's, and maybe Mac's parents feel the same way. Headdd and O5car can't grip that though.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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P1 Listeners
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Date: November 30, 2015 04:24PM
cYKv3 Wrote:
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> I don't post here often, but I do read every few
> weeks and these last 2 pages have had me cracking
> up. I don't listen to the show anymore because
> its awful. Reading these memories is better than
> listening.
We listen so Mike doesn't have to.
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> I don't post here often, but I do read every few
> weeks and these last 2 pages have had me cracking
> up. I don't listen to the show anymore because
> its awful. Reading these memories is better than
> listening.
We listen so Mike doesn't have to.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Blobb Spewsack
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Date: November 30, 2015 04:37PM
The funniest thing is Mike remembers none of this, I'm sure.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2015 04:38PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2015 04:38PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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TMOS is the Best!
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Date: November 30, 2015 04:41PM
No Mike Monday, everybody! Story is he can't connect to the Internet tubes -- Full Mike Warning issued in Ft Myers.
Irony of ironies is when Spewak counsels Mac that if there is silence on air at times, best to let the silence hang, "you don't always need to fill it." Do as I Say for $100, Alex.
And who called A Christmas Story drop was coming? Bingo! Nov 30.
Irony of ironies is when Spewak counsels Mac that if there is silence on air at times, best to let the silence hang, "you don't always need to fill it." Do as I Say for $100, Alex.
And who called A Christmas Story drop was coming? Bingo! Nov 30.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Blobb Spewsack
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Date: November 30, 2015 04:42PM
Remembered when Mike told a lie for no reason?
Oh yeah, that's every day.
Oh yeah, that's every day.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Blobb Spewsack
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Date: November 30, 2015 04:45PM
Welp, No Mike because of tech issues.
Either Apple's fault, or he was hacked.
Either Apple's fault, or he was hacked.