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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
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Date: November 19, 2015 08:27PM
OK, I know I'm behind, but, did Mike really congratulate Carla on matching her pre-pregnancy weight? She surely has issues if she allows that type of comment.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: November 19, 2015 08:36PM
Whenz the great TMOS diet challenge?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Underboob Sweat
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Date: November 19, 2015 09:07PM
A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> Sweet Jesus!
>
> O'Meara read that poem like it was his ticket to
> stardom.
>
> "WE - ! are the U S A!"
>
> What a Rube. Mike, when you say "we will deal
> with it..!" in reference to terror, do you mean
> overweight DJ's in retirement communities or the
> Armed Forces and Police.
Yeah he packed all the bitter frustrations of a dozen not quite two mile powerwalks into the "WE". The poster who said it was worse than the seventh grader was spot on.
This is how it's done without the benefit of a Bachelor's Degree in Communications from American University:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4i3LmR0K74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT4Wh1Eg3xM
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> Sweet Jesus!
>
> O'Meara read that poem like it was his ticket to
> stardom.
>
> "WE - ! are the U S A!"
>
> What a Rube. Mike, when you say "we will deal
> with it..!" in reference to terror, do you mean
> overweight DJ's in retirement communities or the
> Armed Forces and Police.
Yeah he packed all the bitter frustrations of a dozen not quite two mile powerwalks into the "WE". The poster who said it was worse than the seventh grader was spot on.
This is how it's done without the benefit of a Bachelor's Degree in Communications from American University:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4i3LmR0K74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT4Wh1Eg3xM
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the best!
()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:14PM
Pony is to blame for the poem not scanning.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Peekzaboo
()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:19PM
Yeats and Joyce are experiencing terrible casket spins tonight.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:19PM
"Hickory, dickory, dock,
Terror can suck my Ohh!!!"
Terror can suck my Ohh!!!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:21PM
This rhymes better than today's opening:
There once was a LFF from Manassas.
Who worked with other Fatasses.
He moved to Florida
and the show got more horrible
and now he rots in a casket.
There once was a LFF from Manassas.
Who worked with other Fatasses.
He moved to Florida
and the show got more horrible
and now he rots in a casket.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:22PM
Dear Mike,
About your poem.
This you must never do again.
Ever.
Thank you,
The United States of America
About your poem.
This you must never do again.
Ever.
Thank you,
The United States of America
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:23PM
That poem kinda shows we were wrong to ask Mike to do more show prep.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:27PM
There once was a delusional turd
his poem by now you have heard
he thinks it'll go viral
but not by a mile
no not even a third.
There!
This poem writin' stuff is easy!
his poem by now you have heard
he thinks it'll go viral
but not by a mile
no not even a third.
There!
This poem writin' stuff is easy!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Podcasting hell
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Date: November 19, 2015 09:31PM
I watched part of ustream today. Mike can't even talk spontaneously about why we should buy the bonus shows? He stumbles through a read. Organic, it ain't, Spewak.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Unbelievably Bad Poem
()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:37PM
That "poem".
OMG. He actually thought that was good? Carla, too?
WTF?
OMG. He actually thought that was good? Carla, too?
WTF?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Disgruntled OMearican
()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:42PM
I wonder if Carla was allowed to read it herself or if LFF insisted on performing it for her, melodramatic inflections and all.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Charlie Sheen
()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:43PM
Like all good viruses, Mike's poem had no clear beginning or end and consisted of chills (the douche kind), sweats (the meat kind) and gastric discomfort (the explosive verbal diarrhea kind). My favorite part is "no one is to blame." I'm pretty sure that ISIS, the guys who were behind the massacre, are to blame. But who am I to argue with the self-appointed Poet Laureate of Ft. Myers, Florida.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
KKKlub
()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:44PM
Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> That poem kinda shows we were wrong to ask Mike to
> do more show prep.
That's the LOL!!!
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> That poem kinda shows we were wrong to ask Mike to
> do more show prep.
That's the LOL!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Underboob Sweat
()
Date: November 19, 2015 11:06PM
Fat drunk Irishman
Thinks poetry's in his genes
A.U. diploma
Thinks poetry's in his genes
A.U. diploma
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
purta
()
Date: November 19, 2015 11:39PM
Haha Oscar said they should wrap Mike's golf cart with the show logo. Solid callback
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: November 19, 2015 11:41PM
Mike's Underboob Sweat Wrote:
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> Fat drunk Irishman
> Thinks poetry's in his genes
> A.U. diploma
Fatku.
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> Fat drunk Irishman
> Thinks poetry's in his genes
> A.U. diploma
Fatku.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 12:26AM
675...Semper Family
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 12:28AM
Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara's Man Muff Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thinks that are sad:
> >
> > He worked on that piece of shit.
> >
> > He thought that piece of shit was a real poem.
> >
> > He thought that piece of shit was worth reading
> > aloud.
> >
> > He expected and got no pushback from his staff
> on
> > the shittiness of that piece of shit.
> >
> > He inflicted that piece of shit on the
> listeners.
> >
> > He's still pulling oxygen.
>
> If I may add a couple of items:
>
> He was excited to share that piece of shit with
> Carla
>
> Carla thought that piece of shit could go viral
Carla is white trash
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> Mike O'Meara's Man Muff Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thinks that are sad:
> >
> > He worked on that piece of shit.
> >
> > He thought that piece of shit was a real poem.
> >
> > He thought that piece of shit was worth reading
> > aloud.
> >
> > He expected and got no pushback from his staff
> on
> > the shittiness of that piece of shit.
> >
> > He inflicted that piece of shit on the
> listeners.
> >
> > He's still pulling oxygen.
>
> If I may add a couple of items:
>
> He was excited to share that piece of shit with
> Carla
>
> Carla thought that piece of shit could go viral
Carla is white trash
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 12:28AM
Mike O'Meara's Man Muff Wrote:
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> He/they were making a reference to the Enzo
> Affair. Search for it if you like. Just search
> for "Jesse Owens"
circle gets a square
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> He/they were making a reference to the Enzo
> Affair. Search for it if you like. Just search
> for "Jesse Owens"
circle gets a square
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 12:29AM
bubbyman Wrote:
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> OK, I know I'm behind, but, did Mike really
> congratulate Carla on matching her pre-pregnancy
> weight? She surely has issues if she allows that
> type of comment.
she's on scholarship...She's got a GPA to maintain
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> OK, I know I'm behind, but, did Mike really
> congratulate Carla on matching her pre-pregnancy
> weight? She surely has issues if she allows that
> type of comment.
she's on scholarship...She's got a GPA to maintain
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 12:30AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Whenz the great TMOS diet challenge?
6 weeks ago
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> Whenz the great TMOS diet challenge?
6 weeks ago
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 12:30AM
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> This rhymes better than today's opening:
>
> There once was a LFF from Manassas.
> Who worked with other Fatasses.
> He moved to Florida
> and the show got more horrible
> and now he rots in a casket.
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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> This rhymes better than today's opening:
>
> There once was a LFF from Manassas.
> Who worked with other Fatasses.
> He moved to Florida
> and the show got more horrible
> and now he rots in a casket.
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 12:31AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Mike's Underboob Sweat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fat drunk Irishman
> > Thinks poetry's in his genes
> > A.U. diploma
>
>
> Fatku.
hiyOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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> Mike's Underboob Sweat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fat drunk Irishman
> > Thinks poetry's in his genes
> > A.U. diploma
>
>
> Fatku.
hiyOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Coppie Wright
()
Date: November 20, 2015 01:02AM
A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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>
> And then, on a podcast that only airs on
> KCJJ---Speak plays a Good Fellas clip that had to
> be almost entirely beeped out.
Did Blobb get written permission from Warner Bros. to play that clip? Obviously not. It sure as hell doesn't fall under fair use. Joe Pesci needs to come after the fat manchild and stab the motherfuckin shit outta him. These studio and media companies need to send a C&D/copyright claim to lard ass or demand some clearance money.
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>
> And then, on a podcast that only airs on
> KCJJ---Speak plays a Good Fellas clip that had to
> be almost entirely beeped out.
Did Blobb get written permission from Warner Bros. to play that clip? Obviously not. It sure as hell doesn't fall under fair use. Joe Pesci needs to come after the fat manchild and stab the motherfuckin shit outta him. These studio and media companies need to send a C&D/copyright claim to lard ass or demand some clearance money.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is .... something
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:29AM
In light of the viral phenomenon of his I'm Proud to be an Irish-American pulchritudinous paean to patriotism, the new feature literally demanded by the entire grateful nation: Mike's Daily Poem!
Today:
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
"How many times do I have to say this? Buy the fucking TMOS 2016 Bonus Package so I can feed my wife and son, you goddamn entitled humps!"
Today:
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
"How many times do I have to say this? Buy the fucking TMOS 2016 Bonus Package so I can feed my wife and son, you goddamn entitled humps!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
welp welp
()
Date: November 20, 2015 06:01AM
TMOS home page this AM....
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Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Klubber fun
()
Date: November 20, 2015 06:11AM
The all-powerful mod SDM on OMearacast says the klub has lost 200-300 members over the past 4 years because they don't like some posts. SDM recommends they just "BLOCK 'EM!" He also opined that if the klubber who posted Mike should sell one of his houses to pay for his increased insurance premium had said it to Mike's face at Mad Fox, Mike would have decked him and blown out his other knee.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: November 20, 2015 07:17AM
Well, I'm sure a 3-month begathon will win many more subscribers...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lil Mikey is FUCKED
()
Date: November 20, 2015 07:42AM
peekza Wrote:
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> 675...Semper Family
Is that the golf cart Mike uses for his "power walks"?
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> 675...Semper Family
Is that the golf cart Mike uses for his "power walks"?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Golf Cart Observer
()
Date: November 20, 2015 07:52AM
Aww. Look at that proud grandpa giving his daughter and grandson a ride around the complex in his golf cart. Is she visiting from some place? They're what? He's sticking his obese and decrepit old man cock where? (Sounds of near vomit convulsions).
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Fightin' Rhymin' Mike
()
Date: November 20, 2015 07:54AM
So Mike wants me to "nut up" on my daily commutes to DC, because he's so brave in his Ft Myers home. Truth be told, he seems to be the one whistling past the graveyard.
Many klubbers will certainly take his poem to heart and enlist in the military. Unfortunately, they will be disqualified for weight, IQ, and mental disorder issues.
Mike, since you want us to pull together as a Nation, how about less impressions of Donald Duck Trump, and more impressions like The Prophet Muhammad Ali ("float like a butterfly, sting like a beheader").
You want to go viral, go frickin' viral.
Many klubbers will certainly take his poem to heart and enlist in the military. Unfortunately, they will be disqualified for weight, IQ, and mental disorder issues.
Mike, since you want us to pull together as a Nation, how about less impressions of Donald Duck Trump, and more impressions like The Prophet Muhammad Ali ("float like a butterfly, sting like a beheader").
You want to go viral, go frickin' viral.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekapeekzapaloozaaa
()
Date: November 20, 2015 08:51AM
Oh-so-enlightened Mike still loves to play Speedy Gonzalez clip when Oscar is telling a family story. Even Warner Brothers slaps this disclaimer in its DVD box sets of Speedy:
The cartoons you are about to see are products of their time. They may depict some of the ethnic and racial prejudices that were commonplace in American society. These depictions were false then and are still false today. While the following does not represent the WB view of society, these cartoons are being presented as they were originally created, because to do otherwise would be the same as to claim these prejudices never existed.
The cartoons you are about to see are products of their time. They may depict some of the ethnic and racial prejudices that were commonplace in American society. These depictions were false then and are still false today. While the following does not represent the WB view of society, these cartoons are being presented as they were originally created, because to do otherwise would be the same as to claim these prejudices never existed.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wolfman Hackk
()
Date: November 20, 2015 08:56AM
Inspired by her husband's literary masterpiece, Carla posted her own poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh fuck, I was really counting
on Mike being dead by now
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh fuck, I was really counting
on Mike being dead by now
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is .... something
()
Date: November 20, 2015 09:13AM
Mike powerwashes his powerwalking golf cart scoot. And breaks the powerwasher. Can't make this shit up. I'll count that as show prep, Mike, if you promise not to pen any more poems.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
ButtWipes
()
Date: November 20, 2015 09:48AM
The maximum depth of Lake Superior is 1,332 ft (406 m).
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Postrophe Kid
()
Date: November 20, 2015 11:01AM
Charlie Sheen Wrote:
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> Like all good viruses, Mike's poem had no clear
> beginning or end and consisted of chills (the
> douche kind), sweats (the meat kind) and gastric
> discomfort (the explosive verbal diarrhea kind).
> My favorite part is "no one is to blame." I'm
> pretty sure that ISIS, the guys who were behind
> the massacre, are to blame. But who am I to argue
> with the self-appointed Poet Laureate of Ft.
> Myers, Florida.
What do you know about poetry? You're not Irish!
I think LFF was thinking of Limericks.
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> Like all good viruses, Mike's poem had no clear
> beginning or end and consisted of chills (the
> douche kind), sweats (the meat kind) and gastric
> discomfort (the explosive verbal diarrhea kind).
> My favorite part is "no one is to blame." I'm
> pretty sure that ISIS, the guys who were behind
> the massacre, are to blame. But who am I to argue
> with the self-appointed Poet Laureate of Ft.
> Myers, Florida.
What do you know about poetry? You're not Irish!
I think LFF was thinking of Limericks.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Cary's re-beginning
()
Date: November 20, 2015 11:33AM
Lurch's wife is making 5 figures refinishing furniture in their garage. Her hobby -- he's telling her to charge more.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 11:36AM
Klubber fun Wrote:
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> The all-powerful mod SDM on OMearacast says the
> klub has lost 200-300 members over the past 4
> years because they don't like some posts. SDM
> recommends they just "BLOCK 'EM!" He also opined
> that if the klubber who posted Mike should sell
> one of his houses to pay for his increased
> insurance premium had said it to Mike's face at
> Mad Fox, Mike would have decked him and blown out
> his other knee.
could have sworn that SDM only remembered "2 or 3" who had gotten blocked...transparency
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> The all-powerful mod SDM on OMearacast says the
> klub has lost 200-300 members over the past 4
> years because they don't like some posts. SDM
> recommends they just "BLOCK 'EM!" He also opined
> that if the klubber who posted Mike should sell
> one of his houses to pay for his increased
> insurance premium had said it to Mike's face at
> Mad Fox, Mike would have decked him and blown out
> his other knee.
could have sworn that SDM only remembered "2 or 3" who had gotten blocked...transparency
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ode to a Load
()
Date: November 20, 2015 11:59AM
There once was a blowhard named Mike
When tragedy ever did strike
He claimed he related
To the tragedy stated
And he schooled us on what it was like.
When tragedy ever did strike
He claimed he related
To the tragedy stated
And he schooled us on what it was like.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Disgruntled OMearican
()
Date: November 20, 2015 12:31PM
LFF is all but threatening to end the show entirely if we don't buy the bonus shows. He doesn't know what else to do or say to get people to subscribe. Give us a better show, asshole. I told you that in April. Nearly 8 months have passed since then and you still don't get it. GET IT?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Klubber fun
()
Date: November 20, 2015 12:41PM
Sorry, Mr. Peekza. I was unclear. SDM said 2-300 klubbers had left because they didn't like certain posts. His advice to klubbers was to stay in the klub but block those posters they didn't like.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 12:49PM
Klubber fun Wrote:
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> Sorry, Mr. Peekza. I was unclear. SDM said 2-300
> klubbers had left because they didn't like certain
> posts. His advice to klubbers was to stay in the
> klub but block those posters they didn't like.
my bad, thank you for the clarification
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> Sorry, Mr. Peekza. I was unclear. SDM said 2-300
> klubbers had left because they didn't like certain
> posts. His advice to klubbers was to stay in the
> klub but block those posters they didn't like.
my bad, thank you for the clarification
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Disgruntled OMearican
()
Date: November 20, 2015 01:04PM
Isn't this cat unemployed? I'm pretty sure he has the time to "dictate it into words" (the fuck?) himself before spamming his friends' pages with it.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike D1
()
Date: November 20, 2015 01:09PM
Fatt Headd Todd Hess trying to "help out". And fancies himself funny hence the one liner at the end.
Hey Fatt Todd, stick to your day job...........wait.........my bad.
Hey Fatt Todd, stick to your day job...........wait.........my bad.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Underboob Smegma
()
Date: November 20, 2015 01:18PM
Mike doesn't know "hang up our shingle" means go into business, not go out of business. 19 minutes
Even if you're already subscribed this is the best time to renew.
And yes, he threatens the possibility of the show ending if they don't sell enough.
Why would anyone buy a bonus show subscription as a gift? First it's a crappy gift, and second why wouldn't you just share your credentials so they could listen to your subscription?
Yes, Fat Drunk Baby,the poem was extremely douchey, because it sucked so bad yet you wrote it down and inflicted it on your audience. I see it was mentioned in the DCRTV mailbag.
Even if you're already subscribed this is the best time to renew.
And yes, he threatens the possibility of the show ending if they don't sell enough.
Why would anyone buy a bonus show subscription as a gift? First it's a crappy gift, and second why wouldn't you just share your credentials so they could listen to your subscription?
Yes, Fat Drunk Baby,the poem was extremely douchey, because it sucked so bad yet you wrote it down and inflicted it on your audience. I see it was mentioned in the DCRTV mailbag.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 01:22PM
Mike D1 Wrote:
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> Fatt Headd Todd Hess trying to "help out". And
> fancies himself funny hence the one liner at the
> end.
>
> Hey Fatt Todd, stick to your day
> job...........wait.........my bad.
his day job is staying away from playgrounds and elementary schools so he doesn't violate the terms of his probation
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> Fatt Headd Todd Hess trying to "help out". And
> fancies himself funny hence the one liner at the
> end.
>
> Hey Fatt Todd, stick to your day
> job...........wait.........my bad.
his day job is staying away from playgrounds and elementary schools so he doesn't violate the terms of his probation
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
AssholeMike
()
Date: November 20, 2015 02:26PM
I listened to the poem. Mike is a fucking retard. He is so into "going viral." Waiting for his big windfall. Hey Mike, you had your chance. You made millions off Don's hard work and talent and then you ran it into the ground. Your poem sucks almost as bad as your show.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RadioRobb
()
Date: November 20, 2015 02:38PM
Anyone of you guys remember Robb's Saturday/Sunday trade radio infomercials on WJFK back in the day? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Underboob Smegma
()
Date: November 20, 2015 02:38PM
Today's audio vault: the sound from a video of someone breaking an ice sculpture.
Then some kind of unlistenable unfunny Star Wars shit.
TMOS
P.O. Box 2796
Leesburg, VA 20177
Then some kind of unlistenable unfunny Star Wars shit.
TMOS
P.O. Box 2796
Leesburg, VA 20177
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
StoppedListening
()
Date: November 20, 2015 02:41PM
Are "Mac" and "Pony Boy" the same person? What does he/they do on the show?
Who is Steve Marmelstein?
Who is Rofo?
I bailed three years ago and listened today with all the poem talk here and I have no idea who half the people are.
Who is Steve Marmelstein?
Who is Rofo?
I bailed three years ago and listened today with all the poem talk here and I have no idea who half the people are.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: November 20, 2015 03:03PM
Mac, intern
Pony Boy, producer/tech guy
(different people)
Rofo, Rob Ford, intern, but having more success as producer of Tony Perkins podcast, hence Mike's growing hatred of him.
Steve Mermelstein, sidekick on Omearacast.
All "interns" on the show have one job. Live laugh track during show.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/20/2015 03:06PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Pony Boy, producer/tech guy
(different people)
Rofo, Rob Ford, intern, but having more success as producer of Tony Perkins podcast, hence Mike's growing hatred of him.
Steve Mermelstein, sidekick on Omearacast.
All "interns" on the show have one job. Live laugh track during show.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/20/2015 03:06PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce ()
()
Date: November 20, 2015 03:07PM
I was all for an interesting poem illustrating the complex emotions of the world at the moment.
Why not?
Then he wrote a limerick.
A God Damned Limerick.
The literal definition of a limerick is "a light and humorous form of poetry"
The sentiment of the entire piece was cut off at the knees by the fact that he used the single simplest and most trite form of poetry ever invented.
I skip stuff if it is getting boring, or if they start arguing, but this was the first time I skipped something out of sheer annoyance.
Why not?
Then he wrote a limerick.
A God Damned Limerick.
The literal definition of a limerick is "a light and humorous form of poetry"
The sentiment of the entire piece was cut off at the knees by the fact that he used the single simplest and most trite form of poetry ever invented.
I skip stuff if it is getting boring, or if they start arguing, but this was the first time I skipped something out of sheer annoyance.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Larry K.
()
Date: November 20, 2015 03:23PM
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
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> I was all for an interesting poem illustrating the
> complex emotions of the world at the moment.
>
> Why not?
>
>
>
> Then he wrote a limerick.
> A God Damned Limerick.
>
> The literal definition of a limerick is "a light
> and humorous form of poetry"
>
> The sentiment of the entire piece was cut off at
> the knees by the fact that he used the single
> simplest and most trite form of poetry ever
> invented.
This is how we write our Irish poetry. This is how our Irish poems are written.
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> I was all for an interesting poem illustrating the
> complex emotions of the world at the moment.
>
> Why not?
>
>
>
> Then he wrote a limerick.
> A God Damned Limerick.
>
> The literal definition of a limerick is "a light
> and humorous form of poetry"
>
> The sentiment of the entire piece was cut off at
> the knees by the fact that he used the single
> simplest and most trite form of poetry ever
> invented.
This is how we write our Irish poetry. This is how our Irish poems are written.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Poetry in Motion
()
Date: November 20, 2015 03:47PM
He will beg Patton Oswald to tweet about his poem.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: November 20, 2015 04:30PM
Great idea. Threaten to cancel the show if people don't buy in for a year. So why would you buy if you think you'll get nothing in return?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dennis Murphy > Spewak
()
Date: November 20, 2015 04:41PM
So LFF tried to convince us to spend real money on the bonus shows today, and his big selling point was they're all written by that lazy piece of shit Robb, and they don't half-ass them anymore like they used to.
1. Spewak is a bug, not a feature. Do not highlight his involvement because only a handful of weird, tasteless, humorless morons out there actually like him.
2. The best shows were never scripted. Back when I liked the show (like the old Don and Mike Show) my favorite interactions were spontaneous. Even the better TMOS episodes were not scripted. Like when they played trivia games with the Buzz and Ronick before all that happened, or like when Buzz screamed at LFF about science.
1. Spewak is a bug, not a feature. Do not highlight his involvement because only a handful of weird, tasteless, humorless morons out there actually like him.
2. The best shows were never scripted. Back when I liked the show (like the old Don and Mike Show) my favorite interactions were spontaneous. Even the better TMOS episodes were not scripted. Like when they played trivia games with the Buzz and Ronick before all that happened, or like when Buzz screamed at LFF about science.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: November 20, 2015 04:46PM
I hope Mike sticks to this promise.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
ho ho ho
()
Date: November 20, 2015 04:49PM
Shockers - Bass Pro Shop Santa didn't pay enough attention to Jr on his way to his chair. Mike referred to mom and grandma of kid ahead of Jr in line as lardasses.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: November 20, 2015 04:58PM
Yes, LFF had yet another failed interaction with the outside world and was bitter about it. And adding insult to injury, the santa wasn't even fat enough.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Florida Man
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:04PM
Mike knows we Florida Men are skinny and Florida Women are fat. He's unhappy with a free photo Santa.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:06PM
Spewak says he still gets excited whenever he sees a Santa. The most sincere thing he's ever said.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Troof
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:07PM
RK Wrote:
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> Great idea. Threaten to cancel the show if people
> don't buy in for a year. So why would you buy if
> you think you'll get nothing in return?
#1 dumbest ploy ever haha
I think his business acumen is actually decreasing.
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> Great idea. Threaten to cancel the show if people
> don't buy in for a year. So why would you buy if
> you think you'll get nothing in return?
#1 dumbest ploy ever haha
I think his business acumen is actually decreasing.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:15PM
RK Wrote:
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> Great idea. Threaten to cancel the show if people
> don't buy in for a year. So why would you buy if
> you think you'll get nothing in return?
you do have a point
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> Great idea. Threaten to cancel the show if people
> don't buy in for a year. So why would you buy if
> you think you'll get nothing in return?
you do have a point
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:29PM
LFF and LPS recorded today -- Oscar in school. LFF with a dig that this was Oscar's 700th day missing this year. Aren't Oscar and LFF about on par with missed days? On THE MIKE O'MEARA SHOW? Let it go, Mike. Stop listening to your business manager-in-waiting Carla.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Robb's wardrobe consultant
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:31PM
Green hoodie today.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:34PM
TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> LFF and LPS recorded today -- Oscar in school. LFF
> with a dig that this was Oscar's 700th day missing
> this year. Aren't Oscar and LFF about on par with
> missed days? On THE MIKE O'MEARA SHOW? Let it go,
> Mike. Stop listening to your business
> manager-in-waiting Carla.
Two observations
Mike took last last Friday off because he had to baby sit even though they taped Friday's show on Thursday
business manager-in-waiting? OH HELL YES!!!!
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> LFF and LPS recorded today -- Oscar in school. LFF
> with a dig that this was Oscar's 700th day missing
> this year. Aren't Oscar and LFF about on par with
> missed days? On THE MIKE O'MEARA SHOW? Let it go,
> Mike. Stop listening to your business
> manager-in-waiting Carla.
Two observations
Mike took last last Friday off because he had to baby sit even though they taped Friday's show on Thursday
business manager-in-waiting? OH HELL YES!!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Horseradish
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:46PM
"...So love yourselves and love each other
Every human is your brother
Fight the hate with every pore
Win the battle, win the war
And when the battle's finally won
Step into the morning sun.."
Remember, fight with your pores!
Winner!
Every human is your brother
Fight the hate with every pore
Win the battle, win the war
And when the battle's finally won
Step into the morning sun.."
Remember, fight with your pores!
Winner!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:47PM
Well, she is a former CFO. I, for one am mad jelly. Buck buck!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mira
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:49PM
Given LFFs size, I think that's a typo.
Should be:
Fight the hate with every sore.
Should be:
Fight the hate with every sore.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: November 20, 2015 05:58PM
Horseradish Wrote:
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> "...So love yourselves and love each other
> Every human is your brother
> Fight the hate with every pore
> Win the battle, win the war
> And when the battle's finally won
> Step into the morning sun.."
>
> Remember, fight with your pores!
>
> Winner!
Jeezus, I heard this shit the other day, and it's even worse written down. It gives doggerel a bad name.
Does anyone else picture the sheet LFF was reading off, full of crossouts and rewrites? Nah, me neither.
-------------------------------------------------------
> "...So love yourselves and love each other
> Every human is your brother
> Fight the hate with every pore
> Win the battle, win the war
> And when the battle's finally won
> Step into the morning sun.."
>
> Remember, fight with your pores!
>
> Winner!
Jeezus, I heard this shit the other day, and it's even worse written down. It gives doggerel a bad name.
Does anyone else picture the sheet LFF was reading off, full of crossouts and rewrites? Nah, me neither.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: November 20, 2015 06:00PM
PAY FOR MY TWO HOUSES OR ELSE!!!
whatta DickNozzle. ..
whatta DickNozzle. ..
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: November 20, 2015 06:02PM
"Fight the hate with every S'more"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death
()
Date: November 20, 2015 06:37PM
In what universe is a threat to go out of business a good marketing strategy? FDB has done this before. It's the whole "quite simply the best way to support the show" mindset. When I buy a product I don't give a shit about supporting the business selling the product.
Not one red cent. My cold hands.
Not one red cent. My cold hands.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
rejected bonus show plugs
()
Date: November 20, 2015 06:51PM
"Quite simply the best way to help me recoup a pittance of my pissed-away Don and Mike money."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Overt Operative
()
Date: November 20, 2015 07:05PM
I've been listening to D&M's shows of 2004 (thanks, PYBS). In that year alone, LFF probably gambled away more money than most of us will make in our lifetimes. You don't get a Borgata Titanium player's card by playing a few times ... at Wheel of Fortune fucking slot machines.
If he'd invested that money in AAPL he'd be a multi-millionaire and have no need to beg for donations in $69 increments.
If he'd invested that money in AAPL he'd be a multi-millionaire and have no need to beg for donations in $69 increments.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: November 20, 2015 07:23PM
Horseradish Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> "...So love yourselves and love each other
> Every human is your brother
> Fight the hate with every pore
> Win the battle, win the war
> And when the battle's finally won
> Step into the morning sun.."
>
> Remember, fight with your pores!
>
> Winner!
Thanks for dictating that portion into words. Would you mind dictating the rest?
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> "...So love yourselves and love each other
> Every human is your brother
> Fight the hate with every pore
> Win the battle, win the war
> And when the battle's finally won
> Step into the morning sun.."
>
> Remember, fight with your pores!
>
> Winner!
Thanks for dictating that portion into words. Would you mind dictating the rest?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: November 20, 2015 07:38PM
"The Golden Boy"
WTF? Robb "writes" the bonus show? I've never heard it, so I can't comment:
Mike, I did it today. You finally pushed me over the edge, when you said for the first time I can recall - that Robb writes the Bonus Show.
Dear Charles,
Thank you for purchasing the TMOS Bonus Show Yearly Package! It is indeed an honor to be a part of the “Proud Two Percent” and we appreciate it greatly. Take comfort in the fact that you are part of the solution and not the problem… well done!
WTF? Robb "writes" the bonus show? I've never heard it, so I can't comment:
Mike, I did it today. You finally pushed me over the edge, when you said for the first time I can recall - that Robb writes the Bonus Show.
Dear Charles,
Thank you for purchasing the TMOS Bonus Show Yearly Package! It is indeed an honor to be a part of the “Proud Two Percent” and we appreciate it greatly. Take comfort in the fact that you are part of the solution and not the problem… well done!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: November 20, 2015 08:23PM
Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives
It's An All Heineken Night Babies, Thinking About Ordering A Meat Lovers Pizza From Round Table, Extra Cheese Add Jalapenos......That Is The Ticket...
Will Check Back With My Homee's Later On
SLV 201t
It's An All Heineken Night Babies, Thinking About Ordering A Meat Lovers Pizza From Round Table, Extra Cheese Add Jalapenos......That Is The Ticket...
Will Check Back With My Homee's Later On
SLV 201t
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Biff
()
Date: November 20, 2015 08:56PM
I understand hate listening, but do you guys actually spend more than five minutes listening to this stuff? I check in here every six months just to check on things and I'm shocked there are still listeners.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Billybob
()
Date: November 20, 2015 09:08PM
I need to catch up. Two days late.
Sounds like a threat was made if more don't sign up for bonus???????? I did pay in the past. The content was lazy and not funny. A lot of times it was Mike's sounding board on lefty politics. I left and joined FFXU. It's free and really transparent. The Amazon Contest will live in Infamy. There must be hundreds of me.
When I complained about bonus content I was banned by both pages. We MUST Blindly follow our leader???? Is this North Korea? What Rubes! I'll go and buy some BOAD stuff now.
It's too late to change bonus content now????? You know Oscar begged. Fat boy was too big headed to listen. And, now? Begging and threats! Fuck you Mike. You are going to screw up this like everything else in your life except for what Don was in charge of for you.
You keep digging those graves:
-Wife # 1
-Family # 1 (What a great step father those girls have!!!!!!!!!!)
-The restaurant
-Two shows w/o Don
-100's of relationships
You live in a retirement community with a two year old sucking on a pacifier and a slutty money digger.
And, you BEG for money like a guy at a light in Manassas.
Your only success in life was because Don was in charge of content. No other reason. You have failed at everything and all you have left is leavings from Don...
Sounds like a threat was made if more don't sign up for bonus???????? I did pay in the past. The content was lazy and not funny. A lot of times it was Mike's sounding board on lefty politics. I left and joined FFXU. It's free and really transparent. The Amazon Contest will live in Infamy. There must be hundreds of me.
When I complained about bonus content I was banned by both pages. We MUST Blindly follow our leader???? Is this North Korea? What Rubes! I'll go and buy some BOAD stuff now.
It's too late to change bonus content now????? You know Oscar begged. Fat boy was too big headed to listen. And, now? Begging and threats! Fuck you Mike. You are going to screw up this like everything else in your life except for what Don was in charge of for you.
You keep digging those graves:
-Wife # 1
-Family # 1 (What a great step father those girls have!!!!!!!!!!)
-The restaurant
-Two shows w/o Don
-100's of relationships
You live in a retirement community with a two year old sucking on a pacifier and a slutty money digger.
And, you BEG for money like a guy at a light in Manassas.
Your only success in life was because Don was in charge of content. No other reason. You have failed at everything and all you have left is leavings from Don...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dennis Murphy > Spewak
()
Date: November 20, 2015 09:38PM
Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious
> Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And
> Wives
>
> It's An All Heineken Night Babies, Thinking About
> Ordering A Meat Lovers Pizza From Round Table,
> Extra Cheese Add Jalapenos......That Is The
> Ticket...
>
> Will Check Back With My Homee's Later On
>
> SLV 201t
Good news Robb, they're hiring at Panera. Maybe you can impress them with your white trash tater-tot casserole. https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/nva/jjj?query=leesburg
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> Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious
> Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And
> Wives
>
> It's An All Heineken Night Babies, Thinking About
> Ordering A Meat Lovers Pizza From Round Table,
> Extra Cheese Add Jalapenos......That Is The
> Ticket...
>
> Will Check Back With My Homee's Later On
>
> SLV 201t
Good news Robb, they're hiring at Panera. Maybe you can impress them with your white trash tater-tot casserole. https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/nva/jjj?query=leesburg
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
one mo wife
()
Date: November 20, 2015 09:53PM
Billybob, you're one wife shy in your chronicle. Wife #1, coincidentally, was Bili (no kids), second one is the mother of the girls, third one is mother of A SON!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Billybob
()
Date: November 20, 2015 09:55PM
No One, I was right...
-wife
-Family (#2)
-Slut
-wife
-Family (#2)
-Slut
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Billybob
()
Date: November 20, 2015 09:57PM
Hey, buy more bonus shows so Carla can buy a rosemary Christmas Tree...Rubes!!!!!!!!
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Billybob
()
Date: November 20, 2015 10:09PM
Thursday! Mike..."Carla said Viral"...
Last time she did that it was a question..."#1 or #2?"..(HSV)
Last time she did that it was a question..."#1 or #2?"..(HSV)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Dark Side
()
Date: November 20, 2015 10:37PM
What if he just dragged a dead prostitute into the house and strung bulbs and icicles on her? That would save money on a Christmas tree, which could be spent on boozy booze. Wait, did I think that or type it?
What I'm trying to say is there used to be several bonus shows available on youtube, and they sucked even for free. Would never pay for them.
What I'm trying to say is there used to be several bonus shows available on youtube, and they sucked even for free. Would never pay for them.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Nearly Dead Poets Society
()
Date: November 20, 2015 10:53PM
Mike is a viral load.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: November 20, 2015 11:55PM
I will definitely echo the sentiment that LFF delegating "show prep" for the Bogus Shows to worthless, talentless, out of touch with reality Fatt Rob is *not* a selling point. The stupid trivia game shows that made me stop subscribing in the first place were already "a service of" Blob(b). There's not a cartoon-sized phone big enough in the world to illustrate the amount of phoning it in that occurs on the pay shows. Eat a big bag of rotten dicks, LFF. You sad, bitter old shit. I'm sorry Bass Pro Shop Santa wasn't fat enough for your liking.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: November 21, 2015 12:35AM
TMOS case studies would actually be great to use in an MBA course.
It's useful to show examples of WHAT NOT TO DO.
It's useful to show examples of WHAT NOT TO DO.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Underboob Smegma
()
Date: November 21, 2015 12:35AM
Let's think about it for a minute: is there anything more white trash than a fishing store Santa?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 21, 2015 12:56AM
rejected bonus show plugs Wrote:
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> "Quite simply the best way to help me recoup a
> pittance of my pissed-away Don and Mike money."
yessssiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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> "Quite simply the best way to help me recoup a
> pittance of my pissed-away Don and Mike money."
yessssiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: November 21, 2015 01:01AM
Mike's Underboob Smegma Wrote:
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> Let's think about it for a minute: is there
> anything more white trash than a fishing store
> Santa?
damn genetics
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> Let's think about it for a minute: is there
> anything more white trash than a fishing store
> Santa?
damn genetics
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says P!zza
()
Date: November 21, 2015 02:19AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> PAY FOR MY TWO HOUSES OR ELSE!!!
>
> whatta DickNozzle. ..
Exact same thing I was thinking. I didn't time it, but his threat/rant had to have gone on for 5 minutes or more. All the time I was thinking how he has two homes, he didn't bother to cancel his cable service for the 6 months he was in Florida, he drinks a $19.99 bottle of CH Wine every night, and I have to give him $69 or he'll pull the plug? Ponderous man, ponderous.
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> PAY FOR MY TWO HOUSES OR ELSE!!!
>
> whatta DickNozzle. ..
Exact same thing I was thinking. I didn't time it, but his threat/rant had to have gone on for 5 minutes or more. All the time I was thinking how he has two homes, he didn't bother to cancel his cable service for the 6 months he was in Florida, he drinks a $19.99 bottle of CH Wine every night, and I have to give him $69 or he'll pull the plug? Ponderous man, ponderous.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dr. Kevorkian
()
Date: November 21, 2015 02:30AM
Yes please do the right thing and pull the plug. Put us out of our misery.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: November 21, 2015 07:41AM
Years ago when D&M were regularly ripping Jack Diamond, I listened to him a couple times to see what they were talking about -- I could not stomach his radio schtick. Now that Diamond is re-hired for the DC airwaves, Mike congratulates him and waxes on about how he and Jack are friends, but I recall Mike ranting about what a jerk Diamond was to Mike when they were working at the same station. Could have simply been stupid radio war shit/ratings jealousy....I recall he's fat, drums in a vanity band but doesn't do impressions -- so Mike must be freaking jealous at his continued ability to find work on the non-podcast airwaves. Any chance he's angling for a co-host gig or some sort of regular paying spot on Diamond's show? Naw, didn't think so. Bitterness is all the energy Mike can muster these days.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ebenezer O'Meara
()
Date: November 21, 2015 07:47AM
Mike's Underboob Smegma Wrote:
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> Let's think about it for a minute: is there
> anything more white trash than a fishing store
> Santa?
I haven't listened to that episode yet. I'm assuming he chose that "venue" because Mike didn't want to bother with a department store Santa when he could "check the Santa Claus box" at a place Mike wanted to go to. At department stores, the lines would be too long. Plus Jr would throw a tremendous fit after trying out all the toys in the toy department and leaving with just a video game for Dad. And don't forget the increased terrorist threat at Ft Myers malls.
In a perfect world, emergency rooms or casinos would have Santas, so Mike could kill two birds with one stone.
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> Let's think about it for a minute: is there
> anything more white trash than a fishing store
> Santa?
I haven't listened to that episode yet. I'm assuming he chose that "venue" because Mike didn't want to bother with a department store Santa when he could "check the Santa Claus box" at a place Mike wanted to go to. At department stores, the lines would be too long. Plus Jr would throw a tremendous fit after trying out all the toys in the toy department and leaving with just a video game for Dad. And don't forget the increased terrorist threat at Ft Myers malls.
In a perfect world, emergency rooms or casinos would have Santas, so Mike could kill two birds with one stone.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Poetry Fact Checker
()
Date: November 21, 2015 08:05AM
Horseradish Wrote:
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> "...So love yourselves and love each other
Mike has the first part of that covered. He loves himself with every pore.
As to the latter, I won't go thru the entire litany of exceptions, but I would be remiss if I didn't mention the service industry, Donald Trump, FFXU, and the fucking klubbers who won't buy bonus shows.
Isn't Mike giving a speech at church this weekend? I bet he reads an edited version of his poem, which seems to be the unholy spawn of Man from Nantucket and 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
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> "...So love yourselves and love each other
Mike has the first part of that covered. He loves himself with every pore.
As to the latter, I won't go thru the entire litany of exceptions, but I would be remiss if I didn't mention the service industry, Donald Trump, FFXU, and the fucking klubbers who won't buy bonus shows.
Isn't Mike giving a speech at church this weekend? I bet he reads an edited version of his poem, which seems to be the unholy spawn of Man from Nantucket and 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Phoning in the Holidays
()
Date: November 21, 2015 08:09AM
Ebenezer O'Meara Wrote:
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> Mike's Underboob Smegma Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's think about it for a minute: is there
> > anything more white trash than a fishing store
> > Santa?
>
> I haven't listened to that episode yet. I'm
> assuming he chose that "venue" because Mike didn't
> want to bother with a department store Santa when
> he could "check the Santa Claus box" at a place
> Mike wanted to go to. At department stores, the
> lines would be too long. Plus Jr would throw a
> tremendous fit after trying out all the toys in
> the toy department and leaving with just a video
> game for Dad. And don't forget the increased
> terrorist threat at Ft Myers malls.
>
> In a perfect world, emergency rooms or casinos
> would have Santas, so Mike could kill two birds
> with one stone.
That's Mike: making memories with the least amount of effort.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike's Underboob Smegma Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's think about it for a minute: is there
> > anything more white trash than a fishing store
> > Santa?
>
> I haven't listened to that episode yet. I'm
> assuming he chose that "venue" because Mike didn't
> want to bother with a department store Santa when
> he could "check the Santa Claus box" at a place
> Mike wanted to go to. At department stores, the
> lines would be too long. Plus Jr would throw a
> tremendous fit after trying out all the toys in
> the toy department and leaving with just a video
> game for Dad. And don't forget the increased
> terrorist threat at Ft Myers malls.
>
> In a perfect world, emergency rooms or casinos
> would have Santas, so Mike could kill two birds
> with one stone.
That's Mike: making memories with the least amount of effort.