boiled onion. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am stopping at Burger king on my way to work and > getting a eggnormous buritto and three sausage > biscuits for breakfast. my bowels will handle this > well. Hey Boiled, try to hold your bowels closed 'til Halloween for the big party Brown Onion and I are throwing. If you need to shit between now and t
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Brown Onion and I are inviting a few of the Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) over for a Halloween party. Come with full bowels and ready to lick and eat some ass! As with all our events, the floors will be tarped wall-to-wall so guests will be free to poop anywhere in the house. We encourage removing clothes outside before coming indoors, as poop-flinging is the favored form of greeting. We will ha
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All the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) are master ploughmen. Brown Onion loves to get plowed and he can plow very well himself if I do say.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How unfair for President Trump tonight. This > prosecutor needs to realize President Trump is > innocent. My bowels are irritated. I contacted the prosecutor on behalf of the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs). When I explained that we are willing to do anything on behalf of our Orange God, he became interested. I exp
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The minister made a announcement during the church service that Brown Onion and I would be hosting a "Bowels and Bible" session on Sunday evenings. Last night the church choir came over in addition to a few regulars. We ordered Tippy's Tacos and everyones' bowels were soon rumbling happily. Everyone removed their clothes and went in our lap cesspool which soon became a small sewage lagoon. It
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5am guy. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi all! 5am guy checking in here! > > 5am guy has just gotten back from his trip to > Paint Bank Va. 5am guy is ready to take a dump > while the city sleeps. Thank you 5am guy. Brown Onion and I both absolutely love the taste and texture of your bowel movements. We simply cannot get enough of them. They
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I behaved having only a medium meat lovers pizza > from the white people at Papa John’s. The taste > was incredible, but as I watched baseball, the > urge to purge became overwhelming. I knew the > glazing of my bowels had started, and 5 minutes > later I delivered a monster with the midwives > help.
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Last year Brown Onion got so drunk he started fucking a watermelon in Kroger during a beer run. And then when we got back with the beer he tried to suck a load put of Gerry's ass. Gerry had already shit all over our bed and had been asked to leave but was too drunk to drive.
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Rusty Craplace,,,1965 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > too late Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Inkahootz and Puddin Taine already have kids. > > They are worse than anyone, apart from the > bowels > > buddies of course. > > > Us BiBs do have our share of young men of > consenting
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I'm there with you bowel buddy. My ramrod is lubed and ready for a jackhammer session on your sexy little ass. Once those turds are broken up and spewed out we can sprinkle some cheese on top and garnish with fresh cilantro. Yummm Dinner is served!
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Can a few Bowels Buddies come over? We can bring a large tarp to protect the floor from feces stains.
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Good morning BIBs. Brown and I are both doing well. We just finished a great session of anal sex after having a big breakfast. The sheets are soaking outside in a bucket of bleach.
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We have scat fetishists. How are your bowels?
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I am looking forward to popping that balloon in Brown Onion's bowels. Brown is finishing up lunch at Tippy's Taco now in anticipation of our nightly scat romp.
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Brown Onion and I just ate a big dinner at our favorite restaurant, Tippy's, then came home for a session of scat sex. I sat on Brown's face while he tongued my hole. The soft lapping of Brown Onion's tongue on my sphincter never fails to bring me to orgasm, acompanied by a thick pungent stream of juicy lava. When Brown finished lapping up my bowel contents and licking my cheeks clean, we switc
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Brown Onion and I often feast at Tippy's Taco. Tippy is the caterer of choice for all the Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) meetings and special events.
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In order to maximize the experience of the First Shit of 2023, Brown Onion and I, along with a few of our Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) have sealed our sphincters and vowed to keep our shit in until after the ball drops on new year. We have signed Tippy's Taco to cater our New Years Eve party and are expecting to ring in the new year epic shits.
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Brown is having breakfast now. we just had a quickie. After our jackhammer dildo broke apart his bowel blockage, Brown Onion's bowels let loose a torrent of molten stinky lava which he is eagerly lapping up as I type this. He loves Tippy's Taco and we have been eating there 5 or 6 days a week. Will they be open on Christmas?
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Brown Onion and I are definitely all in. Many of the other Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) are interested as well.
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It's ok Brown. The cat poster is just jealous he can't put his tongue in your lucious juicy ass and have you do the same to him. If he knew how long and strong your tongue is he would be on his knees begging you for forgiveness. Thanks again for tickling my colon with your big long strong tongue this morning.
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Brown Onion is intelligent but sometimes his appetite for scat gets ahead of him. This morning Brown Onion was attempting to clear a clogged toilet and became distracted by the tasty turds he found in the bowl and drain pipe. He was so engrossed in eating everything he found that he ate the old wax seal after consuming all the feces. As things happened, the wax seal sank to the bottom of Brown's
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As you all are aware, Brown Onion suffers from mental illness, including dementia. Brown Onion was recently kicked off his own private bowel forum and has also wandered away from his facility. He was last seen ambling down Little River Turnpike wearing an adult diaper and flip flops while munching on turds. He is soliciting bowel movements from the various beggars who work the intersections be
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My partner and lover Brown Onion is a bit repetitive but he is old and forgetful so please ignore his frequent re-telling of the same stories. Everyone loves Brown Onion and Brown Onion loves everyone back. He is a very loving man and he gets a lotta love from the BBC. Brown Onion also loves him a Louisville Slugger baseball bat.
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Hambeast Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brown Onion, you > appointed me, and I will be the undisputed bowels > leader. You have your own spot, this is my forum. My dear soulmate Brown Onion did not designate a replacement as he is still alive and well. He is happier than a pig in shit to use his own words. At this very moment Brown Onion is havi
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Henry Onion. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I’ve been in touch with Brown Onion. ... he picked me to be his > successor. NO, he did not. Brown Onion remains the leader of the Brothers in Bowels. Thus there is not "successor". A few of us have been designated to scold pretenders to the "throne" such as yourself. Usurpers are a disgrace to porcelain. N
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Brown Onion and I slept great, Thank you for asking. We had anal sex with each other for about an hour and then the doorbell rang. It was Mitch McConnell and his dreamy security detail. The living room floor and walls are ceramic tile, so there was no need hold up the action to put down a tarp. We got right down to business and a good time was had by all. Mitch must have had fish for dinner
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Henry Onion. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When Brown Onion approached me to lead the folks > left here, That never happened. Brown Onion has asked me to formally denounce you as an unauthorized USURPER. The legal, rightful, and official leader of the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) remains none other than the great shit-freak himself BROWN ONION. Brown Oni
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definitely eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In fact Brown Onion > knows my dick is over 11 inches long because I > have been helping to break up his SUV-sized turds > for the past couple weeks. Brown Onion has reported that eesh has a fairly large penis, although mine is bigger.
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Brown Onion only posts on his imaginary forum now. Since he never provided a URL or link, he has only his own sock puppets to keep him company. Our beloved brown turd felt unappreciated here and claimed his threads were being blocked even when they weren't. Eventually he will be back to make a triumphant return. In the interim, I am still here and can provide updates. Nancy Pelosi hasn't p
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We BiBs literally eat, sleep, and play bowels/shit every day, all day. Brown Onion is our leader.
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