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Memorial Day Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 29, 2023 06:34PM

My bowels have shown their age and have betrayed me. As a veteran I was honored to be at a Memorial Day parade today to honor the fallen. Yet now I might get another Purple Heart after those hamburgers and hotdogs.

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Re: Memorial Day Bowels
Posted by: Gay lover of Brown Onion ()
Date: May 29, 2023 06:49PM

I'm there with you bowel buddy. My ramrod is lubed and ready for a jackhammer session on your sexy little ass. Once those turds are broken up and spewed out we can sprinkle some cheese on top and garnish with fresh cilantro. Yummm Dinner is served!

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Re: Memorial Day Bowels
Posted by: YOYJP ()
Date: May 29, 2023 07:08PM

^^^ STOLEN VALOR ^^^

Brown Onion is no veteran of any military service.

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Re: Memorial Day Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace,,,1965 ()
Date: May 29, 2023 10:00PM

YOYJP Wrote:
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> ^^^ STOLEN VALOR ^^^
>
> Brown Onion is no veteran of any military service.

A four star general is the one who "opened" Brown Onion up to their mature adult lifestyle.
BO was just 18 when that 46 year old military man shit right down his throat. Though he had never experienced anything like that before, he knew it wasn't going to be the last time.

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Re: Memorial Day Bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 30, 2023 12:50AM

To celebrate Memorial Day, had an all
American brunch . 4 double cheeseburgers, 82 French fries, I lb Cole Slaw, 1 lb potato salad, 242 potato chips,6 red, white and blue cupcakes. 4 Pepsi’s. On the throne for the last 2 hours.

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Re: Memorial Day Bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 30, 2023 01:18AM



























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Re: Memorial Day Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: May 30, 2023 03:40AM

5am guy says hi!

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Re: Memorial Day Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: June 01, 2023 09:56AM

Had pork chops with eggs and buttery toast this morning. My bowels got this.

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Re: Memorial Day Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: August 02, 2023 01:59PM

boiled onion. Wrote:
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> Had pork chops with eggs and buttery toast this
> morning. My bowels got this.

nice

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