Bloody Rectum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have big craps that cause bloody tp. Not sure > why. We have a vampire bowel brother who would find that quite tasty and delicious. Red is a delightful color and compliments a yellow or green poop quite nicely when mingled together smeared on a bowel buddy's body
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Brown Onion likes for me to stick a chicken drumstick up his ass before he eats it. Sometimes I stick the same chicken leg up my own arse first, then his, then he eats it. Potatoes are good bowel food but only if they are inserted raw with lots of lube.
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Yummy. Brown Onion has a couple spoons we can share.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I hope president Trumps 2nd inauguration speech, > he drops his pants on the lectern, sits down on > his golden groan throne, and shows the world how > he’s a great leader and has stellar top notch > bowels. Hey Brown, after Trump shits on us, let's ask the secret service if we can roll around in his poo
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Brown Onion and I have no need of toilet paper, for we lick each other's anus clean after pinching out the tasty treats. We only keep toilet paper around for the occasional non-bowel-brother guest.
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Brown and I know that most of you all envy our daily fun with feces.
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Brown Onion and I love to go out for soft-serv which we share together. We love to partake of that fresh rich brown swirl dispensed right from the tap!
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Brown Onion and I, along with our bowel-obsessed brethren, share a common bond of fecal fascination. Anyone who ever reached into his or her diaper and smeared themselves and their surroundings with the odious goodness found within knows the feelings of pure joy that result. As adults we find ultimate pleasure by incorporating our sexual passions and semen with the rich brown yummy poo. Nothing
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh my goodness I found my VIC card in my lower > intestine. The X-rays prove it. No, that's my card. I ate it yesterday and you must have swallowed it when you wolfed down that big turd of mine. You left your card at the gay bath house we went to. They left a message on my phone saying they had it.
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I have a scat date with Brown Onion this afternoon but I wanted to evacuate my bowels this morning so that my Butt Buddy Brown can enjoy the freshest newly minted poop. I had a huge shit built up, not constipated just large, one of those that you just know is going to be great feeling. So I put some toilet paper on the ground next to the bathtub, then I got naked and squatted next to the bathtub
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