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Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
Posted by:
This is bad
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Date: June 18, 2023 08:46AM
HOLY shit, there’s too many
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
Posted by:
We need a Meade Jr.
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Date: June 18, 2023 09:20AM
I hope Meade has a child so he can transfer that musical talent for future generations to enjoy.
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
Posted by:
Daddy Meade
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Date: June 18, 2023 09:24AM
Meade could adopt a kid. He will adopt an orphan child from Sudan.
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
Posted by:
Meade died 12/25/2022
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Date: June 18, 2023 10:17AM
Dream on cocksuckers
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
Posted by:
too late
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Date: June 18, 2023 12:37PM
Inkahootz and Puddin Taine already have kids. They are worse than anyone, apart from the bowels buddies of course.
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
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Reality Rick
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Date: June 18, 2023 01:29PM
I hope Mahdi doesn’t have kids. He will teach them all
His chemtrail nonsense.
His chemtrail nonsense.
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
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Rusty Craplace,,,1965
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Date: June 18, 2023 01:51PM
too late Wrote:
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> Inkahootz and Puddin Taine already have kids.
> They are worse than anyone, apart from the bowels
> buddies of course.
Us BiBs do have our share of young men of consenting age. They all scream "Daddy" when they are being opened up to our mature adult lifestyle.
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> Inkahootz and Puddin Taine already have kids.
> They are worse than anyone, apart from the bowels
> buddies of course.
Us BiBs do have our share of young men of consenting age. They all scream "Daddy" when they are being opened up to our mature adult lifestyle.
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
Posted by:
sister gretchen,,,
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Date: June 18, 2023 01:56PM
Meade died 12/25/2022 Wrote:
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> Dream on cocksuckers
When Meade died on the toilet, he made every day father's day for our daddy.
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> Dream on cocksuckers
When Meade died on the toilet, he made every day father's day for our daddy.
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
Posted by:
Gay lover of Brown Onion
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Date: June 18, 2023 02:41PM
Rusty Craplace,,,1965 Wrote:
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> too late Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Inkahootz and Puddin Taine already have kids.
> > They are worse than anyone, apart from the
> bowels
> > buddies of course.
>
>
> Us BiBs do have our share of young men of
> consenting age. They all scream "Daddy" when they
> are being opened up to our mature adult lifestyle.
And take note that my fellow BiB said "young men". We do not engage in adult scat play with underage boys or girls. Now that's not to say we don't enjoy eating from or licking a fresh used diaper, but most of us hold the line at licking a baby's bum clean -- except in a dire emergency when there are no Baby Wipes available.
Why, just the other day Brown Onion brought over a couple used cloth diapers he had fished out of his neighbor's diaper pail. We reveled in rubbing the diapers over each others' naked bodies enjoying the slickness of the baby poop which lacked any hard or sharp chunks of nuts, seeds, or corn often present in adult poop.
Indeed many of the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) seek out and develop friendships with young mothers just to acquire fresh used diapers. Occasionally the mothers themselves join in the fun.
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> too late Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Inkahootz and Puddin Taine already have kids.
> > They are worse than anyone, apart from the
> bowels
> > buddies of course.
>
>
> Us BiBs do have our share of young men of
> consenting age. They all scream "Daddy" when they
> are being opened up to our mature adult lifestyle.
And take note that my fellow BiB said "young men". We do not engage in adult scat play with underage boys or girls. Now that's not to say we don't enjoy eating from or licking a fresh used diaper, but most of us hold the line at licking a baby's bum clean -- except in a dire emergency when there are no Baby Wipes available.
Why, just the other day Brown Onion brought over a couple used cloth diapers he had fished out of his neighbor's diaper pail. We reveled in rubbing the diapers over each others' naked bodies enjoying the slickness of the baby poop which lacked any hard or sharp chunks of nuts, seeds, or corn often present in adult poop.
Indeed many of the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) seek out and develop friendships with young mothers just to acquire fresh used diapers. Occasionally the mothers themselves join in the fun.
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace,,,1965
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Date: June 18, 2023 03:15PM
Gay lover of Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace,,,1965 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > too late Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Inkahootz and Puddin Taine already have kids.
>
> > > They are worse than anyone, apart from the
> > bowels
> > > buddies of course.
> >
> >
> > Us BiBs do have our share of young men of
> > consenting age. They all scream "Daddy" when
> they
> > are being opened up to our mature adult
> lifestyle.
>
>
> And take note that my fellow BiB said "young men".
> We do not engage in adult scat play with underage
> boys or girls. Now that's not to say we don't
> enjoy eating from or licking a fresh used diaper,
> but most of us hold the line at licking a baby's
> bum clean -- except in a dire emergency when there
> are no Baby Wipes available.
>
> Why, just the other day Brown Onion brought over a
> couple used cloth diapers he had fished out of his
> neighbor's diaper pail. We reveled in rubbing the
> diapers over each others' naked bodies enjoying
> the slickness of the baby poop which lacked any
> hard or sharp chunks of nuts, seeds, or corn often
> present in adult poop.
>
> Indeed many of the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) seek
> out and develop friendships with young mothers
> just to acquire fresh used diapers. Occasionally
> the mothers themselves join in the fun.
This is all very true and why I was specially said "consenting age".
This young mothers are a godsend. Before they showed up, many of us went to dog parks to get our fresh supplies from the bags in the buckets. It is best to go at night since dog owners are notoriously narrow minded about our mature adult lifestyle.
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> Rusty Craplace,,,1965 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > too late Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Inkahootz and Puddin Taine already have kids.
>
> > > They are worse than anyone, apart from the
> > bowels
> > > buddies of course.
> >
> >
> > Us BiBs do have our share of young men of
> > consenting age. They all scream "Daddy" when
> they
> > are being opened up to our mature adult
> lifestyle.
>
>
> And take note that my fellow BiB said "young men".
> We do not engage in adult scat play with underage
> boys or girls. Now that's not to say we don't
> enjoy eating from or licking a fresh used diaper,
> but most of us hold the line at licking a baby's
> bum clean -- except in a dire emergency when there
> are no Baby Wipes available.
>
> Why, just the other day Brown Onion brought over a
> couple used cloth diapers he had fished out of his
> neighbor's diaper pail. We reveled in rubbing the
> diapers over each others' naked bodies enjoying
> the slickness of the baby poop which lacked any
> hard or sharp chunks of nuts, seeds, or corn often
> present in adult poop.
>
> Indeed many of the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) seek
> out and develop friendships with young mothers
> just to acquire fresh used diapers. Occasionally
> the mothers themselves join in the fun.
This is all very true and why I was specially said "consenting age".
This young mothers are a godsend. Before they showed up, many of us went to dog parks to get our fresh supplies from the bags in the buckets. It is best to go at night since dog owners are notoriously narrow minded about our mature adult lifestyle.
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
Posted by:
like elvis in every way
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Date: June 18, 2023 04:23PM
sister gretchen,,, Wrote:
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> Meade died 12/25/2022 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dream on cocksuckers
>
>
> When Meade died on the toilet, he made every day
> father's day for our daddy.
found him stiff on the shitter. I just hope he had time to flush the toilet before he croaked and went to the big Pancake House in the sky.
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> Meade died 12/25/2022 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dream on cocksuckers
>
>
> When Meade died on the toilet, he made every day
> father's day for our daddy.
found him stiff on the shitter. I just hope he had time to flush the toilet before he croaked and went to the big Pancake House in the sky.
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
Posted by:
no we don't...
()
Date: June 18, 2023 04:59PM
like elvis in every way Wrote:
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> sister gretchen,,, Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade died 12/25/2022 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dream on cocksuckers
> >
> >
> > When Meade died on the toilet, he made every
> day
> > father's day for our daddy.
>
>
> found him stiff on the shitter. I just hope he
> had time to flush the toilet before he croaked and
> went to the big Pancake House in the sky.
Dying on the crapper and multiple chins are the only two things Meade had in common with Elvis.
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> sister gretchen,,, Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade died 12/25/2022 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dream on cocksuckers
> >
> >
> > When Meade died on the toilet, he made every
> day
> > father's day for our daddy.
>
>
> found him stiff on the shitter. I just hope he
> had time to flush the toilet before he croaked and
> went to the big Pancake House in the sky.
Dying on the crapper and multiple chins are the only two things Meade had in common with Elvis.
Re: Which FFU members can you not imagine as being Dads?
Posted by:
Hey greth
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Date: June 18, 2023 05:05PM
sister gretchen,,, Wrote:
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> Meade died 12/25/2022 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dream on cocksuckers
>
>
> When Meade died on the toilet, he made every day
> father's day for our daddy.
Is it true you didn't discover the body until the next day?
When a fatty always stays in bathroom for hours making all kinds of smells, I can see it taking a few before realizing something was wrong.
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> Meade died 12/25/2022 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dream on cocksuckers
>
>
> When Meade died on the toilet, he made every day
> father's day for our daddy.
Is it true you didn't discover the body until the next day?
When a fatty always stays in bathroom for hours making all kinds of smells, I can see it taking a few before realizing something was wrong.