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This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Henry Onion. ()
Date: June 01, 2021 11:53AM

When Brown Onion approached me to lead the folks left here, he was correct of the hostility. The blocking and name calling don’t go with the 1st amendment or ethics. You don’t have to like us with bowel health problems, but basic human decency please.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: What the fuck is wrong with you? ()
Date: June 01, 2021 02:07PM

Henry Onion. Wrote:
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> When Brown Onion approached me to lead the folks
> left here, he was correct of the hostility. The
> blocking and name calling don’t go with the 1st
> amendment or ethics. You don’t have to like us
> with bowel health problems, but basic human
> decency please.


You want decency, go to a decent site.

You do share Brown Onion's ego that somehow these bowel threads have some value to anyone but the scat freaks of FFXU.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Date: June 01, 2021 02:18PM

Henry Onion. Wrote:
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> When Brown Onion approached me to lead the folks
> left here,

That never happened. Brown Onion has asked me to formally denounce you as an unauthorized USURPER. The legal, rightful, and official leader of the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) remains none other than the great shit-freak himself BROWN ONION.

Brown Onion does not tolerate nor condone usurpers. Accept no substitutes. Brown Onion rules the bowel, bowl, scat, and anal kingdom.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Rusty Craplace. ()
Date: June 01, 2021 02:54PM

Gay lover of Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Henry Onion. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When Brown Onion approached me to lead the
> folks
> > left here,
>
> That never happened. Brown Onion has asked me to
> formally denounce you as an unauthorized
> USURPER. The legal, rightful, and official
> leader of the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) remains
> none other than the great shit-freak himself
> BROWN ONION.
>
> Brown Onion does not tolerate nor condone
> usurpers. Accept no substitutes. Brown Onion
> rules the bowel, bowl, scat, and anal kingdom.

I think we should take a vote. I say 'Gay Lover of Brown Onion' should be acting leader until Brown Onion returns. The last thing we need is a carpet bagger anointing himself.


I don't know what the responsibilities of 'the leader' actually are. It must be more than claiming yourself 'the leader' and acting like a dick That seems to be the only things HO does.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Henry Onion. ()
Date: June 01, 2021 03:18PM

Gay lover of Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Henry Onion. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When Brown Onion approached me to lead the
> folks
> > left here,
>
> That never happened. Brown Onion has asked me to
> formally denounce you as an unauthorized
> USURPER. The legal, rightful, and official
> leader of the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) remains
> none other than the great shit-freak himself
> BROWN ONION.
>
> Brown Onion does not tolerate nor condone
> usurpers. Accept no substitutes. Brown Onion
> rules the bowel, bowl, scat, and anal kingdom.

Who are you? Plus Brown Onion is heterosexual, having been married to his deceased wife for well over 40 years.

If you want a gay thread, have at it, but this is for IBS, ulcerative colitis, and the like.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Henry Onion. ()
Date: June 01, 2021 03:19PM

Rusty Craplace. Wrote:
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> Gay lover of Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Henry Onion. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When Brown Onion approached me to lead the
> > folks
> > > left here,
> >
> > That never happened. Brown Onion has asked me
> to
> > formally denounce you as an unauthorized
> > USURPER. The legal, rightful, and
> official
> > leader of the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) remains
> > none other than the great shit-freak himself
> > BROWN ONION.
> >
> > Brown Onion does not tolerate nor condone
> > usurpers. Accept no substitutes. Brown Onion
> > rules the bowel, bowl, scat, and anal kingdom.
>
> I think we should take a vote. I say 'Gay Lover of
> Brown Onion' should be acting leader until Brown
> Onion returns. The last thing we need is a carpet
> bagger anointing himself.
>
>
> I don't know what the responsibilities of 'the
> leader' actually are. It must be more than
> claiming yourself 'the leader' and acting like a
> dick That seems to be the only things HO does.


Imitating Brown Onion’s neighbor, gives your arguments no credibility. So you can either A follow respectfully and contribute, or B find another place to air your grievances.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Lord Onion ()
Date: June 01, 2021 03:25PM

Henry, take a hike. You aren’t a legitimate bowel leader.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Rusty Craplace. ()
Date: June 01, 2021 03:48PM

Henry Onion. Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> --
>
> Imitating Brown Onion’s neighbor, gives your
> arguments no credibility. So you can either A
> follow respectfully and contribute, or B find
> another place to air your grievances.

Henry Onion you are the one who should take a hike.

The only thing we BiBs have ever seen eye to eye on is that the next leader isn't YOU!

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Henry Onion. ()
Date: June 01, 2021 06:56PM

Appointed by Brown Onion. Designated. Assigned. That’s the bottom line. Obviously he was right, that I’d have little to work with. Yet I expect the decorum and appreciation for taking time out of my day to help people with bowel maladies.

Also the doctor slamming will continue. Until they treat and cure IBS, we are not quietly going to allow this unsavory behavior by them.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Get over yourself ()
Date: June 01, 2021 07:33PM

Henry Onion. Wrote:
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Yet I expect
> the decorum and appreciation for taking time out
> of my day to help people with bowel maladies.
>

You haven't helped anybody.
For that matter, neither did Brown Onion.

People who want help and support for their potty issues don't come to FFXU.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Marquee Mark ()
Date: June 01, 2021 07:42PM

Henry Onion. Wrote:
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> Appointed by Brown Onion. Designated. Assigned.
> That’s the bottom line. Obviously he was right,
> that I’d have little to work with. Yet I expect
> the decorum and appreciation for taking time out
> of my day to help people with bowel maladies.
>
> Also the doctor slamming will continue. Until they
> treat and cure IBS, we are not quietly going to
> allow this unsavory behavior by them.


I’m in my 50s. It has been frustrating the past few months as I’m noticing changes, all of which aren’t pleasant.

Large sized bowel movements, straining, and general discomfort. Is there any OTC meds you’d recommend, as I don’t like the I believe it’s cramping as well.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Fare Fax. ()
Date: June 01, 2021 07:45PM

Marquee Mark Wrote:
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> Henry Onion. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Appointed by Brown Onion. Designated. Assigned.
> > That’s the bottom line. Obviously he was
> right,
> > that I’d have little to work with. Yet I
> expect
> > the decorum and appreciation for taking time
> out
> > of my day to help people with bowel maladies.
> >
> > Also the doctor slamming will continue. Until
> they
> > treat and cure IBS, we are not quietly going to
> > allow this unsavory behavior by them.
>
>
> I’m in my 50s. It has been frustrating the past
> few months as I’m noticing changes, all of which
> aren’t pleasant.
>
> Large sized bowel movements, straining, and
> general discomfort. Is there any OTC meds you’d
> recommend, as I don’t like the I believe it’s
> cramping as well.


Pics or it didn't happen.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Marquee Mark ()
Date: June 01, 2021 07:49PM

Fare Fax. Wrote:
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> Marquee Mark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Henry Onion. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Appointed by Brown Onion. Designated.
> Assigned.
> > > That’s the bottom line. Obviously he was
> > right,
> > > that I’d have little to work with. Yet I
> > expect
> > > the decorum and appreciation for taking time
> > out
> > > of my day to help people with bowel maladies.
> > >
> > > Also the doctor slamming will continue. Until
> > they
> > > treat and cure IBS, we are not quietly going
> to
> > > allow this unsavory behavior by them.
> >
> >
> > I’m in my 50s. It has been frustrating the
> past
> > few months as I’m noticing changes, all of
> which
> > aren’t pleasant.
> >
> > Large sized bowel movements, straining, and
> > general discomfort. Is there any OTC meds
> you’d
> > recommend, as I don’t like the I believe
> it’s
> > cramping as well.
>
>
> Pics or it didn't happen.


What is wrong with you? Who would post pics? I came here to resolve health issues.

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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Posted by: Henry Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: June 01, 2021 07:57PM

Marquee Mark Wrote:
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> What is wrong with you? Who would post pics? I
> came here to resolve health issues.


People go to actual IBS support sites to resolve health issues.

People come here for something entirely different.
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Re: This spot is safe for bowel discussion
Date: June 01, 2021 07:58PM

humans are not built to be omnivores, carnivores or even nut eaters

we are frugavores....

summer is comming up....eat nothing but watermelon and grapes and fruit watch your digestion improve

better yet get a juicer and go all summer on home made fruit juice

it might get worse before it gets better....but don't worry about that.....don't these libtard faggggots have you fearing cold and flu symptoms.....thats how your body cleanses itself!



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2021 07:59PM by the real General Mahdi.

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