The other day I was at the dentist’s office getting a routine cleaning when the dental assistant, an older woman, began touching and rubbing me after the dentist stepped out of the room to look at some X-rays. I just went along with it. This lady was pretty hot, oddly except for her teeth, which resembled niblets of corn. She was already flirting with me when I first walked in, telling me that s
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Combine 1 cup of poo with 2 cups water. Diarrhea may substitute for water. Pour into a blender and mix at high speed. Then gently rub it onto your face and wash off after 20-30 minutes. Observe five years taken off your appearance! To read more about poop's antioxidants and age-defying effects, goto http://www.poopreport.com
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I enjoy floating around in waste. I especially love dunking my head under and getting a mouthful of shit.
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What I like to do is have my girlfriend eat a large bowl of chili, then hold a funnel under her ass while she lets loose her diarrhea. As this is happening, I start chugging that shit as if my life depended on it. It goes down so smooth, except for a kernel or two along the way. Her crap has a greasiness that makes consumption rather easy. Everybody must try this. It's a real rush.
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Why waste money on an expensive plumber when you've got the Dookie Monster? I don't use tools to unclog my toilet. All I need is a hose and the mouth that God gave me. I simply insert a hose into the sewage line and suck away. I siphon every ounce of shit and any waste products out of your pipes...all for free! A man's gotta eat after all! The new superhero—Plungerman...coming to a toilet
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bump
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WakkyWabbit Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey buddy. > > I guess you know how I got here. > > I read a few of the threads on the forum and they > clearly have your MO. You got a few of them in > major twits. Totally hilarious. > > Back to the Big A. I will bookmark this page. Much obliged my good sir.
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https://www.amazon.com/Good-Songs-About-Poop-Puke/dp/B00FYI8H26/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1490574251&sr=8-2&keywords=poop+song
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What you do is save up all your used suppository bags and then dump them into a hot tub. Then you simply bathe in. It's like a pool of hot, flowing diarrhea. I like to dunk my head under and get a mouthful or two. It's all part of the experience. Excrement is really good for the skin. It nourishes and moisturizes your pores. It's like the fountain of youth!
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Bobbing for apples is so five minutes ago. What better than to stick your head in the toilet and get a mouthful of shit?
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My favorite poster is and will always be—Meade Skelton
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Got anus cream?
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There's something about floating around in raw sewage that turns me on.
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Base your answer on taste and texture.
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Do u know?
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Do you know? Answers are always appreciated.
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I've concocted this refreshing new drink made up of old diarrhea and seltzer water. I think about selling this poop soda idea to the PepsiCola company to make it a popular drink everyone can enjoy. Of course, liquid feces will have to be either donated or sold on a regular basis to allow for mass production. Let's make it happen!
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Fake spotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is a fake story. Meade would never have sex. Only with a guy bruh
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Use your imagination to describe what a typical Christmas would be like at Meade's house.
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Viewer Discretion Is Advised
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Viewer Discretion Is Advised
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I concur.
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greatest man alive
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Hard to decide....
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Meade Skelton is a musical idol. The songbird of this generation.
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