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Call me "the human plunger"
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: April 02, 2017 04:58PM

Why waste money on an expensive plumber when you've got the Dookie Monster? I don't use tools to unclog my toilet. All I need is a hose and the mouth that God gave me. I simply insert a hose into the sewage line and suck away. I siphon every ounce of shit and any waste products out of your pipes...all for free! A man's gotta eat after all!

The new superhero—Plungerman...coming to a toilet near you.

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Re: Call me "the human plunger"
Posted by: do you design PYBRs? ()
Date: April 02, 2017 05:01PM

Because, what I REALLY need is a plumber who can also design PYBRs.

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Re: Call me "the human plunger"
Posted by: Get a job miz ()
Date: April 02, 2017 05:12PM

Dookie Monster Wrote:
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> Why waste money on an expensive plumber when
> you've got the Dookie Monster? I don't use tools
> to unclog my toilet. All I need is a hose and the
> mouth that God gave me. I simply insert a hose
> into the sewage line and suck away. I siphon
> every ounce of shit and any waste products out of
> your pipes...all for free! A man's gotta eat
> after all!
>
> The new superhero—Plungerman...coming to
> a toilet near you.

Since you won't be getting any of that $1.4 million, you may as well start looking for work. Tootguy's days are numbered, and Kyle, Katie, and a dozen or so victims of your harassment are lining up to sue you.

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Re: Call me "the human plunger"
Posted by: buj9P ()
Date: April 11, 2017 10:05PM

buj9P

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Re: Call me "the human plunger"
Posted by: Poopmeister ()
Date: September 30, 2017 03:02PM

poop bump

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Re: Call me "the human plunger"
Posted by: Hey you ()
Date: September 30, 2017 05:43PM

Yeah you. Why don't you unclog this toilet https://youtu.be/r9APw2eWFZU

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