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What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Dookie Houser M.D. ()
Date: November 16, 2016 12:41AM

Squishy or firm? Liquid or solid? Brown or green? Chunky or smooth? Smelly or pleasant? Dry or moist?

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Huuuuuh Ahhhh ()
Date: November 16, 2016 03:10AM

The one that feels like you dropped 5 lbs.

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: EkjWu ()
Date: November 16, 2016 04:32AM

It all depends on what you're DOING with it.

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Vee Em ()
Date: November 16, 2016 06:46AM

Ask Veronica Moser, why don't ya?
Fart.

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: The most satisfying ones are ()
Date: November 16, 2016 06:56AM

The logs that wrap around the bowl and when you wipe it leaves absolutely nothing on the paper! It makes you feel like a new person!

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Mother Teresa ()
Date: November 16, 2016 07:15AM

The ones I'll be dropping on the graves of the Clintons, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, George Soros, and Al Sharpton.

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: mjs ()
Date: November 16, 2016 07:34AM

The most satisfying ones are Wrote:
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> The logs that wrap around the bowl and when you
> wipe it leaves absolutely nothing on the paper! It
> makes you feel like a new person!

Winner winner chicken dinner...

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: ButtKnot ()
Date: November 16, 2016 07:50AM

this is a fitting pivot for ffxu. Trump wins and his fans redirect the site to their most keen interests and fetishes.


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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: November 19, 2016 07:09PM

Hard to decide....

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: native 1965 ()
Date: November 30, 2016 09:30PM

Confucius says "A healthy man need no toilet paper"

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Nancy p. ()
Date: December 01, 2016 05:16AM

The kind that goes from my anus directly into Gerry Connolly's eager mouth.

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Loosestools ()
Date: December 01, 2016 11:12PM

Crunchy outer shell with soft chewy center...or one of these:

IMG_7780.jpeg

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: MbvM7 ()
Date: December 21, 2016 02:04AM

MbvM7

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Jap Not Chink ()
Date: December 21, 2016 03:17PM

native 1965 Wrote:
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> Confucius says "A healthy man need no toilet
> paper"

Sorry, that was Michio Kuchi.

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Fantom.Shitter ()
Date: December 21, 2016 03:41PM

I prefer either the machine gun shit or the depth charge shit...

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Content evaluator ()
Date: December 22, 2016 11:37PM

This thread belongs at the top!!

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Mo too incarcerated to sign in ()
Date: December 22, 2016 11:42PM

Dookie Houser M.D. Wrote:
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> Squishy or firm? Liquid or solid? Brown or green?
> Chunky or smooth? Smelly or pleasant? Dry or
> moist?


I love all forms.

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Uber Driver ()
Date: December 23, 2016 07:48AM

UberPoop?

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: ffu the best of times.... ()
Date: December 24, 2016 11:45AM

thank you ! (tears)
Mother Teresa Wrote:
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> The ones I'll be dropping on the graves of the
> Clintons, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, George Soros,
> and Al Sharpton.

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: volcano turds ()
Date: December 24, 2016 11:52AM

My favorite are the soft serve types, when done right the top will pop out of the water forming a little turd island

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: The kind that ()
Date: December 24, 2016 03:47PM

The kind that falls from a pigeon's anus onto a liberal's face during a BLM protest.

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Timmy Kaine ()
Date: December 24, 2016 09:57PM

The type Gerry Connolly licks off after a fudgepacking.

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: hbWuM ()
Date: March 24, 2017 07:37PM

hbWuM

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Poopmeister ()
Date: September 30, 2017 03:02PM

poop bump

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Poop University ()
Date: September 30, 2017 04:36PM

The long ones that coil I usually take a glance at it and say I'm damn proud

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: Toothman ()
Date: September 30, 2017 04:49PM

Just when you think you've seen every immature, juvenile, post on FFX Underground,
another completely ridiculous one crops up!
Please, please grow up, get a job and move out of your parents basement!

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Re: What's your favorite type of poop?
Posted by: 5-0 ()
Date: October 01, 2017 09:33PM

MoMo’s poo poo plater. It we haven’t seen one since she’s been in the slammer.

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