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A Meade Skelton Christmas
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: November 26, 2016 12:35AM

Use your imagination to describe what a typical Christmas would be like at Meade's house.

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Re: A Meade Skelton Christmas
Posted by: meade fan 37 ()
Date: November 26, 2016 04:53AM

Just like this,,,,

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/953783/christmas_with_meade_intro/

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Re: A Meade Skelton Christmas
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 26, 2016 05:25AM

I see a lot of activity in the Haufe household, during the early morning hours of Christmas day, while the obese retard Meade sleeps.

When the lazy half wit finally rises, he's treated to a holiday vision that would excite any 9 year old boy. Piles of presents all under the tree, all for him because he's useless and unemployed, can't buy gifts, and is incredibly selfish.

He gorges his already flabby face with an assortment of candies, cookies, cakes and pies, while opening his presents. A few sweaters, some stretch pants, socks and giant underpants are his clothes presents. But the bulk of his haul is toy trucks, stuffed animals and other gifts perfect for a feminine, inactive, adolescent boy.

Post gift opening feast, Meade gets groggy from all the sugar and fat calories, and has to go lay down. Dreams of sugarplums dance in this fairy's head , along with some lyrics for a love song about knockwurst and ice cream.

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Re: A Meade Skelton Christmas
Posted by: Santa Claus ()
Date: November 26, 2016 12:32PM

Meade has been such a good boy this year! Tons of presents I will bring him!

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Re: A Meade Skelton Christmas
Posted by: Mayor McCheese ()
Date: November 28, 2016 04:04PM

 

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Date: December 02, 2016 04:39PM

 

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Re: A Meade Skelton Christmas
Posted by: Mike Reno ()
Date: December 02, 2016 07:01PM

Lots of Peppermint Bark, Poppycock and Tradewins Sweet Tea.

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Re: A Meade Skelton Christmas
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: December 17, 2016 03:16PM

 

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Re: A Meade Skelton Christmas
Posted by: cjyHh ()
Date: December 25, 2016 02:57AM

cjyHh

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Re: A Meade Skelton Christmas
Posted by: Saint Nick ()
Date: December 25, 2016 09:02PM

Smiles all around.
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Re: A Meade Skelton Christmas
Posted by: j73pw ()
Date: December 25, 2016 10:23PM

bgetting paint is one thing, getting the time to use it is a whole different world

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Re: A Meade Skelton Christmas
Posted by: the christmas feast ()
Date: December 25, 2016 10:40PM

BEH Wrote:
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> I see a lot of activity in the Haufe household,

w/ huge plates of hot baloney, eggs, and gravy for all

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