UPDATE: Still trying to get over the event that's burned into my memory eternally. I'm doing better now thanks to massive amounts of psychological and physical therapy.
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The ONLY times she was ever hot:
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Epic Fail Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Epic fail on your attempt to be humorous. Back to > the drawing board. This is a true story bro.
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A few months ago, I was walking home from Kroger's supermarket and I happened to pass by the house where Meade Skelton lives. As I got closer, I heard these strange animal-like noises that were coming from the basement door, which leads down to Meade's room. I went over to take a look and suddenly realized they were cries of extreme, gratifying pleasure. Curious, I peeked in the window to see wha
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This is a question that warrants answers.
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Rollin in the deep Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good Luck with that The fat woman I banged makes her look like a microorganism. ^
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I met a fat woman and this is my sex story: The first thing I needed to do was pack all the supplies I might need, which included flashlights, oxygen tanks, flags, drawing paper, chalk, and so on. I knew it was going to be a long trip, so I brought plenty of food and water. I then set forth on my journey (which there was only a 50/50 chance I would even come back alive). I spent day after day e
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NippleChuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't the bean skins and the corn kernels clog the > needle? > > Nip No. I put the diarrhea through a strainer first.
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I think this is an excellent idea. Repeat after me: "I think this is an excellent idea."
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I'm getting two!
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He is da man for real.
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Yes. Please.
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He is on his way...
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Great article and interesting read.
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The jury is out!
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What is this list you speak of?
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Very true.
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Yes.
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sing along!
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DO the Meade
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Every one
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Me too.
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bump
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It is worthwhile to mention this.
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Wow. Your a freak Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What a fucking weirdo you are. U Mad bro?
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I did that at a local diner after a guy was making too much noise.
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Does this make me gay?
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