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How to make a beautifying POOP mask
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: August 12, 2017 07:56PM

Combine 1 cup of poo with 2 cups water. Diarrhea may substitute for water. Pour into a blender and mix at high speed. Then gently rub it onto your face and wash off after 20-30 minutes. Observe five years taken off your appearance!

To read more about poop's antioxidants and age-defying effects, goto

http://www.poopreport.com

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Re: How to make a beautifying POOP mask
Posted by: Micheal Josef Basl ()
Date: August 12, 2017 07:59PM

I'll give it a try.

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Re: How to make a beautifying POOP mask
Posted by: Hey miz! ()
Date: August 12, 2017 08:08PM

What happened on July 4th? You know, when you were in a panic and bugging the police becaue you thought eesh was outside your door? You should really be a bit more considerate of your father's delicate condition before you stir up drama like that!

How about making us a nice comic strip about the whole affair?

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Re: How to make a beautifying POOP mask
Posted by: Poopmeister ()
Date: September 30, 2017 03:02PM

poop bump

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