"We try not to let it get to the car wash bay because those guys will take it,"
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Amen. I don't understand why in this day and age of ubiquitous smartphone cameras the cunts can't snap a picture of the scene, the cars, the drivers and license plates, and then pull the fuck over.
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Ha! McLaughlin has probably been secretly sandbagging for the Democrats. Follow the money.
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Poontang? The Eden Center in Seven Corners.
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xd44j Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't understand why he wasn't disciplined for > this. Seems like a major breach in procedures to > me. They watch each other's backs behind the Blue Wall.
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I had to look it up. Armored Cat D9 dozer. I think I found my new favorite zombie apocalypse bugout vehicle.
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He needs to consult a lawyer but in Virginia, inheritances are considered separate property versus marital property.
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I haven't seen her on Tinder yet. Swipe right.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2nOSwAhgd4
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Tinder is fucking awesome.
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Stabitha Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have > to pretend you really like her in order to get > laid. If he can't carry on a decent conversation then he'll probably have to resort to hookers.
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Hottentot white girl.
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$75/night for a deluxe poolside room. Where do I sign?
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He didn't shoot guns when he played Chickenhawk in the Avengers.
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L46Tx Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 72GranTorino Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > 1) To the OP: It's been said before and I'll > say > > it again...The left lane is indeed for passing. > > And for turning left. Because the Fairfax County > Parkway has left turns. It's not a limited
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Too bad your left lane squatting fucking ass wasn't in Georgia. http://youtu.be/wPavN04F0Nk
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spoiledtechie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I haven't told my current GF yet, but if we plan > on getting married I will ask for a prenup on > things I have owned before her. > > Everything we obtain while we are married, no I > won't ask for that of course, but I currently own > 2 homes and obtained that before her. So I will > be aski
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sdasd Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So I think I've finally figured out this website. > It is nothing but a forum for self-loathing > individuals with NOTHHHHHHING better to do than > HIDE behind their computer screens to post > disturbing comments in order to forget about their > own crappy existence. Hah! So glad I haven't > gotten to the
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BEH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fill up every appointment at the Korean whorehouse > for myself, for a year. Shit dude, if money is no object you can just import them directly from Korea by the container full.
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Angry Person Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In my opinion this website is extremely repulsive. > So many people just talking trash about one > another, having no remorse or proof of the > allegations being made. This site is filled with > people who have nothing better to do than hurt > other from behind a computer screen. Why this > should b
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TFT
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Grow a set of fucking balls and speak to your neighbor face to face.
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Try Westchester County, NY. BMWs are like taxi fleet vehicles up there. Part of the reason is that BMW pimps out their cars pretty cheaply on lease. Almost any douchbag earning $75K can afford the lease on a 3 or 5 series.
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Bandwidth Seeker Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm currently on COX. If I fire up a wireless > Netflix stream of a movie or TV show on my laptop > and my son fires up a wireless Amazon Prime stream > also of a movie or TV through the same router to > his Nintendo Wii then both streams are choppy. It > doesn't matter the day of week nor time of
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Streams of what? Piss? There are too many variables to give you the answer you're probably looking for... Wired connection or via wifi? Do you have QOS turned on? Are you planning on downloading large files while you "stream"? From what service are you streaming? HBOGo? Hulu? Youtube? Where is the "streaming" server geographically located? What day of the week and time of day are you planning o
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CONSUELO Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fuck all of you. I called 911 like you assholes > suggested. Now I am in trouble. Our next suggestion for you is to find a large caliber handgun or better yet, a short barrel 12 gauge shotgun, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger.
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Lower your expectations for your fellow man. You'll be happier.
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I thought only cats would eat their masters. BTW, that t-shirt looks a bit tight.
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I'll deal with an idiot over a liar any day of the week.
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RomneyCare! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's going to be a tough road for republicans now. > They bet the kitchen sink on failed investigation > and now they lost all credibility. > > The Benghazi investigations were a stupid idea. The hearings and investigations weren't a bad idea. The American people deserve to hear the truth. As I see it,
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