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survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
saged and confused
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Date: November 05, 2013 06:14PM
being a young person and all is pretty hard when you have zero guidance on this kinds of things... but let me ask all of you sexing people:
HOW DO YOU GET LAID?!
i'm young n moderately attractive but i do not understand how it works...embarrassing but yea. help a kid out
HOW DO YOU GET LAID?!
i'm young n moderately attractive but i do not understand how it works...embarrassing but yea. help a kid out
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
ffxuer
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Date: November 05, 2013 06:15PM
saged and confused Wrote:
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> being a young person and all is pretty hard when
> you have zero guidance on this kinds of things...
> but let me ask all of you sexing people:
>
>
> HOW DO YOU GET LAID?!
>
>
> i'm young n moderately attractive but i do not
> understand how it works...embarrassing but yea.
> help a kid out
I always walk up to a girl and am like "bitch we're gonna fuck". And they are always like "OK let me get out of my panties"
Anyone else?
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> being a young person and all is pretty hard when
> you have zero guidance on this kinds of things...
> but let me ask all of you sexing people:
>
>
> HOW DO YOU GET LAID?!
>
>
> i'm young n moderately attractive but i do not
> understand how it works...embarrassing but yea.
> help a kid out
I always walk up to a girl and am like "bitch we're gonna fuck". And they are always like "OK let me get out of my panties"
Anyone else?
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
FFXUER..
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Date: November 05, 2013 09:56PM
You can go to a club or bar, find a drunk girl and start talking, kissing, and then take her to your place to fuck.
You can try plenty of fish, be sure to lie lie lie and prepare to settle for an ugly girl. This is not bad if you are desperate and just need any pussy.
Hispanic girls and FOB Asians, talk to them at grocery stores, be friendly ask for their number. They like American men so they will just smile and and be as happy as you are about the whole deal.
A lot of girls want some dick in their life as badly as you want vag in yours. Dont be scared.
You can try plenty of fish, be sure to lie lie lie and prepare to settle for an ugly girl. This is not bad if you are desperate and just need any pussy.
Hispanic girls and FOB Asians, talk to them at grocery stores, be friendly ask for their number. They like American men so they will just smile and and be as happy as you are about the whole deal.
A lot of girls want some dick in their life as badly as you want vag in yours. Dont be scared.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
Stabitha
()
Date: November 05, 2013 09:59PM
Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have to pretend you really like her in order to get laid.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
J Beebs
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Date: November 05, 2013 10:00PM
Stabitha Wrote:
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> Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have
> to pretend you really like her in order to get
> laid.
That's what Justin Bieber does.
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> Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have
> to pretend you really like her in order to get
> laid.
That's what Justin Bieber does.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
Stabitha Castro
()
Date: November 05, 2013 10:47PM
Stabitha Wrote:
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> Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have
> to pretend you really like her in order to get
> laid.
Pretty sad,Stabitha. The only suggestion you have.
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> Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have
> to pretend you really like her in order to get
> laid.
Pretty sad,Stabitha. The only suggestion you have.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
unknownuser123
()
Date: November 06, 2013 07:09AM
hit on eesh. that little bottom boy likes dick
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
Depends...
()
Date: November 06, 2013 08:20AM
If you are truly "moderately attractive" you shouldn't have any problem. If you truly just want to get laid, and you aren't looking for a hottie, go to a club/bar and go ugly early. Or go hoggin'. Essentially the same thing.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
nairboy
()
Date: November 06, 2013 08:25AM
is it normal to have sex with your mother ?
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: November 06, 2013 02:10PM
nairboy Wrote:
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> is it normal to have sex with your mother ?
If you can tolerate her loss of hearing and sight, and spitting out gray hairballs afterwards, yes, I guess it is normal.
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> is it normal to have sex with your mother ?
If you can tolerate her loss of hearing and sight, and spitting out gray hairballs afterwards, yes, I guess it is normal.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
Hank Moody
()
Date: November 06, 2013 04:15PM
Stabitha Wrote:
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> Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have
> to pretend you really like her in order to get
> laid.
If he can't carry on a decent conversation then he'll probably have to resort to hookers.
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> Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have
> to pretend you really like her in order to get
> laid.
If he can't carry on a decent conversation then he'll probably have to resort to hookers.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 06, 2013 05:15PM
Sometimes you're better served washing your hands and rubbing off.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
Ugh the giant caveman
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Date: November 06, 2013 05:18PM
get some roofies from the kids that hang around your playground.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: November 06, 2013 07:31PM
People, PLEASE!
Do you really feel good about feeding misery with new masturbation material?
Do you really feel good about feeding misery with new masturbation material?
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
()
Date: November 06, 2013 07:38PM
unknownuser123 Wrote:
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> hit on eesh. that little bottom boy likes dick
Eesh would make a fine little push cushion.
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> hit on eesh. that little bottom boy likes dick
Eesh would make a fine little push cushion.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
that akward silence
()
Date: November 06, 2013 07:46PM
Hank Moody Wrote:
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> Stabitha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont
> have
> > to pretend you really like her in order to get
> > laid.
>
> If he can't carry on a decent conversation then
> he'll probably have to resort to hookers.
How do you carry a decent conversation?
Oh look at that painting on the wall!
Whats your favorite color?
And finally the most commonly asked question in NOVA, "what do you do?"
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> Stabitha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont
> have
> > to pretend you really like her in order to get
> > laid.
>
> If he can't carry on a decent conversation then
> he'll probably have to resort to hookers.
How do you carry a decent conversation?
Oh look at that painting on the wall!
Whats your favorite color?
And finally the most commonly asked question in NOVA, "what do you do?"
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: November 06, 2013 07:51PM
If you really suck at carrying a conversation, just ask questions and pretend to be interested. Most women will love talking about themselves if they think you're genuinely interested. You'll probably have to fake it, tho, and force yourself to not lose focus. Here's what I do sometimes, - "Uh, huh", "Yeah, thats right", "Wow, really?", "Thats great!", just interchange them until you hear the tone of a question.
All you really have to do is be interesting and not be nervous. In other words, you're fucked, asshole.
All you really have to do is be interesting and not be nervous. In other words, you're fucked, asshole.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
From the mater of sex
()
Date: November 06, 2013 08:12PM
Blowjob in car?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: May 14, 2013 07:17PM
A girl I know wants to slob my knob in the car Friday night. Some kind of kinky fetish thing she has going on. My question is, what kind of (if any) trouble can you get in if a cop happens to come by or somebody calls the cops? Nothing should be visible unless he comes right over and looks in the window.
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: May 14, 2013 07:17PM
A girl I know wants to slob my knob in the car Friday night. Some kind of kinky fetish thing she has going on. My question is, what kind of (if any) trouble can you get in if a cop happens to come by or somebody calls the cops? Nothing should be visible unless he comes right over and looks in the window.
Re: survey question for everyone sexually active:
Posted by:
convo carrier
()
Date: November 06, 2013 08:14PM
Just make shit up, definitely lie if you have to.
"I volunteered at the animal shelter last week...."
"I went to Yale but I just didn't really like the serious atmosphere..."
and so on
Lie about past relationships, if you don't that will be a completely silent topic for you.
"I volunteered at the animal shelter last week...."
"I went to Yale but I just didn't really like the serious atmosphere..."
and so on
Lie about past relationships, if you don't that will be a completely silent topic for you.