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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
dufus
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Date: July 08, 2012 10:28AM
Total trolling
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 08, 2012 12:27PM
dufus Wrote:
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> Total trolling
Ahhh...I beg to differ. BLEH has been providing NOVA with an invaluable service here. Without his selfless and courageous warnings I can personally guarantee you that many people would have fallen victim to snake bites. BLEH, himself has been eaten by snakes on at least two occasions during his month long ordeal yet he continues to put the good of the community ahead of his own personal safety. We, NEED more people like BLEH in our community!!
Message to BLEH:
BLEH,i hOpE aLl iS wEll wITH yOu. pLeaSe dO nOT feEl dIscoRagED anD dO nOT lISTeN tO aNYbodY whO tElLs yOu thAt yOu aRe tRolLiNG. i hOpE yOU aRE haNdLinG thE hEAt wElL.
pLeASe cONtiNuE dOINg wHaT yOU aRe dOiNg iN tHis tIme oF gReAT dANger!!!
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> Total trolling
Ahhh...I beg to differ. BLEH has been providing NOVA with an invaluable service here. Without his selfless and courageous warnings I can personally guarantee you that many people would have fallen victim to snake bites. BLEH, himself has been eaten by snakes on at least two occasions during his month long ordeal yet he continues to put the good of the community ahead of his own personal safety. We, NEED more people like BLEH in our community!!
Message to BLEH:
BLEH,i hOpE aLl iS wEll wITH yOu. pLeaSe dO nOT feEl dIscoRagED anD dO nOT lISTeN tO aNYbodY whO tElLs yOu thAt yOu aRe tRolLiNG. i hOpE yOU aRE haNdLinG thE hEAt wElL.
pLeASe cONtiNuE dOINg wHaT yOU aRe dOiNg iN tHis tIme oF gReAT dANger!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Banana Face
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Date: July 08, 2012 12:43PM
dufus Wrote:
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> Total trolling
You r a banana face! Batshit crazy fool!
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> Total trolling
You r a banana face! Batshit crazy fool!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 09, 2012 07:48AM
Thank God for Bleh. I encounter no snakes whatsoever thanks to him.
Anyone who disses Bleh is a batshit crazy banana face.
Anyone who disses Bleh is a batshit crazy banana face.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 09, 2012 08:09AM
BLEH tErrIble TimE oN rooT onE goiNg TO fInd A sNakE fRee buS tO FaIrfaX baTShiT craZy thIs iS amUse heAd spInniNg sNake inFesteD beD eaTs heR oN rOoT onE peOples aNgrY haVe caT heAds oN sigNs As sNaKes slithEr aRounD weNt tO stoRe tO geT fooDs grOceRy caRts fUll oF snAkes bAnaNa faCe boSs maN maKes puT quaRter iN maChiNe snAkes fLy ouT biTiNg eYe sOckeTs anD fiNgerS stUmps agaIN peOpleS sTill waLkinG uP rooT onE wiTh caT heAds heAds spiNninG eyEs faLlinG ouT oN roAds cooKinG snAkes coMe flyiNg OuT eaRthqauaKE anD lighT niNg bRINgs baSkeTs oF snAkes daNgliNg frOm trEes trAffic liGhts baTShiT craZy caN noT slEep geT breAk faST fiNd eGgs tO heLp plaNs movE ouT oF sNake laNd rOot onE fuckInG buS beTter havE nO bAnana faCe oR sNakes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 09, 2012 10:47AM
BLEH tErrIble daY wEnT tO buS bOSs maN saIs yOu diRty mOThErfuKera baNanA faCe miNd yOurS seNds tO caR waSh wAlk inSide cloThiNg toRe uP sTand oN moviNg beLts snAkes faLl froM ceIlinG wIth roLlinG spOnges oF SnAKes baTShiT craZy snAkes aNd watEr comE doWn snAkes biTiNg bITch wIth fiRe eYes laFIng bAnaNa faCe bITch cooK somE fooD wiTh thOsE fuCked uP eyEs,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 09, 2012 11:04AM
Time to vacate the Route One area, Bleh.
Come on back to The Lamb Center, no snakes here.
Yes, some banana faces and a few that are batshit crazy, but no snakes, spinning heads, or bitches with fire eyes.
Come on back to The Lamb Center, no snakes here.
Yes, some banana faces and a few that are batshit crazy, but no snakes, spinning heads, or bitches with fire eyes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 09, 2012 11:28AM
BLEH haD haMburgerS frOm fIve meN oN ROoT onE hAmburgerS siNgiNg pRettY liTtLe ANgeL eYes thIS scAreS womAn wIth fIRE Eyes aWay baTShIt cRazY bITch sHe IS snAkes oN ROoT onE haVe maDe iT iNpoSsiBle tO leAve thIs snAke Ingested niGhtmaRel oF FAIRfaX baTShiT crAzy hAmburGErS sinG sTay heRe snAkes Do nOt liKe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 09, 2012 11:42AM
BLEH dId nOT sEe tHe sNake aT tHe LaST taBeL noW inSide oF iT bitE maRkS,hUrT tHiS sHit suCks
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 09, 2012 11:56AM
Oh no..in the snake again?
Hope you have a flashlight and some candles.
We could come down and look for you. I'll go round up Ito and Nra.
Hope you have a flashlight and some candles.
We could come down and look for you. I'll go round up Ito and Nra.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 09, 2012 12:34PM
Bleh, see your calvary is here! Where's Ito? Let's get Bleh out!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 09, 2012 01:24PM
Lets force feed that snake some pepto bismal and watch Bleh shoot out in a pink orgy of glory!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 09, 2012 01:30PM
BLEH thIs sHit sUcks gOt thE coMputEr miSs tHe siNgiNg haMburgerS stUck iNsidE tHis oN THe moVe beAsT fuCkinG FInn seNds mE emaIls saIs owE hiM monEY hOw The fuCk yOu suppoSet tO giVe moNey wheN yoU aTe iN a SNaKE dO noT haVe A fuCkinG clew wHere yOu Ate thaT dOublE diPpinG moTherfuckeR yeAh riDe aRound iN a SNaKE aLl dAy sEe hoW yOu liKe iT BaNana faCe thIs peEcE oF shIt diD haVe huRrIcane anD ed IrIsh roSe iN it beeN siTtiNg heRe drInkiNg eAtiNg whAt aPpErs tO bE chIckEN anD otHeR shIt FounD sOme porN magS iN heRe a BiT noT sO ComFoRTBlE buT wILl maKe Do sEe wheRe thiS PeEcE oF shIt goES
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 09, 2012 03:33PM
BLEH dooRs clOsing lOoKs Like iTs anoTher riDe oN The mEtrO iN thE beLly oF thE beAsT
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 09, 2012 05:14PM
LOL!!! Think of it this way Bleh. You don't have to pay the fare, its a 2 for 1 special
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 09, 2012 05:14PM
LOL!!! Think of it this way Bleh. You don't have to pay the fare, its a 2 for 1 special
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 10, 2012 07:30AM
BLEH tHIS snAke iS bATShiT craZy riDinG aRounD oN trAins noW heAr tErrIble Music tHinK wE aRe iN A coFee sHoP iT WooD bE grEat tO reAd a BooK anD haVe,thiS dRinK buT tHis bAnaNa,faCE hAs noThiNg iN itS beLly whaT thE fUck grEat tHere iS wIne iN heRe bUt a BOoK TeLiVisIon AMy anY thIng iS bEtter tHan gOinG foR a Ride wIth tHis baTShit cRazy SerpeNt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 10, 2012 08:08AM
The snakes in Fairfax are different than the snakes anywhere else.
Fairfax snakes go to Starbucks!
But Fairfax snakes are also kind of rude.
They swallow you and don't even provide reading material.
Fairfax snakes go to Starbucks!
But Fairfax snakes are also kind of rude.
They swallow you and don't even provide reading material.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 10, 2012 09:40AM
BLEH tERrIble nEws iNside tHis snaKe arE eGgs dO noT speaK tO theM dO boT eaT them baTShit cRaZy sNake hAs baTShit fuCking cRaZy sNakes oN THe waY FuCk FaIrfax iS goiNG TO have MoRe oF thEse sNakes tHis iS gEttInG olD biTe maRks sTill huRt neXt sTaTion iS ViEnna gEss tHaT iS wheRe thEse snAke eGg moTherfuckER iS goiNG whAt chOICe buT tO GO aLong
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 10, 2012 10:17AM
Thats what I hate about being in a snakes belly.
Sooner or later you wind up in Vienna.
Sooner or later you wind up in Vienna.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Fallopian Fail
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Date: July 10, 2012 10:33AM
THIS is the GREATEST thread ever. Sorry to the Kilroys one but I love this!!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 10, 2012 11:25AM
BLEH tOdaY iS heRe gOoD wEtHer maN wIth GiaNt tOoth bRush helpEd cLeaN snAkes tEeth noW Go tO foSterS,grIll wIth jJ AMy FInN CiNdy wHo iS baTShit cRaZy heR heAd spiNs bUt sHe iS GOod pErsOn noW tO gO geT sOme SiNgiNg haMburGers nO Earth qUakes oR sNAkes heRe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 10, 2012 12:07PM
Take note:
Fosters Grille is NOT snake friendly
Sounds like you're having a nice time Bleh, with Finn, Cindy , JJ and Amy, a fun group for sure.
Glad to see you can put aside your differences with Finn and his double dipping.
It's also very nice you can overlook Cindy's batshit craziness and spinning head.I agree, she IS a good person.
Enjoy your afternoon Bleh, you deserve it!
Fosters Grille is NOT snake friendly
Sounds like you're having a nice time Bleh, with Finn, Cindy , JJ and Amy, a fun group for sure.
Glad to see you can put aside your differences with Finn and his double dipping.
It's also very nice you can overlook Cindy's batshit craziness and spinning head.I agree, she IS a good person.
Enjoy your afternoon Bleh, you deserve it!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 10, 2012 12:58PM
BLEH foSters fInN douBle diPpinG motherfUcker NO aNitAs baTShit cRaZy bUrItOs CiNdY heAD CAnnoT sTop SpinnInG hoW thE fuCk aRe yOU sUPpoST tO EaT wIth tHIs sHit AMy aNd jJ uPsEt chEf iN WIndowS thrOw sNakes aT uS peOpleS scReaminG FiNns boX oF SnAKes geTs ouT cloWnS iN dIninG rOoM plAYing piYanOs eYes taLl ouT teetH fly oUT iN thE baCk Of PeopLed heAds boSS maN baNaNa faCe comEs ouT yeLlInG scrEaMinG gEt thE snAkes ouT yoU geT ouT geT snakeS tO yoUr baTShit CRaZy Banana FaCe strEeTs oF VieNna waTch oUT snAkes fLooD yOur hOuses cARs mAilboXes aNd dOgs assHolEs thE enD oF FAIRfaX DominAtion oF snaKes iS ovEr enjoY seeInG youR frIenDly naYborhOod MaYb errY fuCking maIlman wOrried about sNakes Instead oF dogS goiNg
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 10, 2012 01:13PM
Bleh, it was kind of rude for Cindy to spin her head while you ate. No table manners whatsoever.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 10, 2012 01:40PM
I see it didn't take long for Finn to return to his 'double dipping motherfucker' ways.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 10, 2012 02:55PM
OK, I'm a little late to the thread.
Anyone care to explain? (I'd read it but reading that text would give me an aneurysm)
Anyone care to explain? (I'd read it but reading that text would give me an aneurysm)
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 10, 2012 02:57PM
It's not like Bleh didn't give Finn a chance to redeem himself.
Lets face it, double dipping has a tremendously high rate of recidivism.
Perhaps even more patience and support is called for.
Lets face it, double dipping has a tremendously high rate of recidivism.
Perhaps even more patience and support is called for.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 10, 2012 02:58PM
BLEH VIennA iS baTShit cRAZy bAnaNa faCes aLl ovEr ThE fUckinG plaCe weNt wIth AMy foR icE crEam mAn aT gIve icE crEAm iN conE eYes poP ouT oF icE crEam yeLLinG eAt mE YoU fuCking BanAna fAce baTShit cRAZy tAbLes flY oUt oF WiNdoWs snAkes coME flyInG ouT oF vaTs oF icE crEaM AmY scReaminG peOpleS scReaminG snAkes biTe Boss maN hE taKes snAkes thRowS theM in bLender baTShiT craZy snaKe shAkes foR saLe 5 dOllars baTShit cRAZy ViEnnA iS wOrsT plaCe gO fiNd plAcE tO sleEp tIred oF thIs evErywhere fuCkinG snaKes fiNd plAce muST
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:04PM
meh Wrote:
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> OK, I'm a little late to the thread.
>
> Anyone care to explain? (I'd read it but reading
> that text would give me an aneurysm)
This thread has evolved into the everyday encounters of Bleh, complete with snakes, double dippers, spinning heads and banana faces.
Bleh even spent a good time last week in the bowels of the serpent. But he soldered on and was able to report to us even when he was wedged in the creatures colon.
Bleh provides a daily public service, letting everyone in Fairfax know the location of the snakes and the fired eyed girls.
Bleh is heroic, unselfish , and has pride in the purity of his posts.
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> OK, I'm a little late to the thread.
>
> Anyone care to explain? (I'd read it but reading
> that text would give me an aneurysm)
This thread has evolved into the everyday encounters of Bleh, complete with snakes, double dippers, spinning heads and banana faces.
Bleh even spent a good time last week in the bowels of the serpent. But he soldered on and was able to report to us even when he was wedged in the creatures colon.
Bleh provides a daily public service, letting everyone in Fairfax know the location of the snakes and the fired eyed girls.
Bleh is heroic, unselfish , and has pride in the purity of his posts.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:04PM
BEH Wrote:
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> The snakes in Fairfax are different than the
> snakes anywhere else.
> Fairfax snakes go to Starbucks!
> But Fairfax snakes are also kind of rude.
> They swallow you and don't even provide reading
> material.
As usual lots of excellent points are being made all around in this thread.
@Beh: i certainly agree with you wholeheartedly that snakes in Fairfax are quite unique, I wouldn't go so far as to characterize them as "rude". True the snake did not provide BLEH with some reading material but it did allow him to keep his laptop and was even considerate enough to go to a coffie shop where BLEH would have accsss to remofe Wi-Fi. Plus hs gets to save money on buse fare.
I have a couple questions:
1) who is the "woman with the fire eyes"?
2) who is BLEH? Doea he live at the Lamb Center....or just move out?
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> The snakes in Fairfax are different than the
> snakes anywhere else.
> Fairfax snakes go to Starbucks!
> But Fairfax snakes are also kind of rude.
> They swallow you and don't even provide reading
> material.
As usual lots of excellent points are being made all around in this thread.
@Beh: i certainly agree with you wholeheartedly that snakes in Fairfax are quite unique, I wouldn't go so far as to characterize them as "rude". True the snake did not provide BLEH with some reading material but it did allow him to keep his laptop and was even considerate enough to go to a coffie shop where BLEH would have accsss to remofe Wi-Fi. Plus hs gets to save money on buse fare.
I have a couple questions:
1) who is the "woman with the fire eyes"?
2) who is BLEH? Doea he live at the Lamb Center....or just move out?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:12PM
Northman, thank you for your insight and astute observations. We all have something to learn in this valuable, informative thread.
I am not totally certain, but I believe there are more than one fire eyed girls.
They're usually cashiers and fast food workers as far as I can tell.
I believe Bleh was a client of The Lamb Center , but struck out on his own to provide Fairfax County with updates and reporting sightings of snakes, banana faces, spinning heads and fire eyed women.
Bleh is a good citizen , and puts it on the line for us..everyday.
I am not totally certain, but I believe there are more than one fire eyed girls.
They're usually cashiers and fast food workers as far as I can tell.
I believe Bleh was a client of The Lamb Center , but struck out on his own to provide Fairfax County with updates and reporting sightings of snakes, banana faces, spinning heads and fire eyed women.
Bleh is a good citizen , and puts it on the line for us..everyday.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 10, 2012 03:49PM
$5 for a snake shake?!?!! Why, that is outrageous even by Vienna standards.
BEH/Northman, the fire eyed girl is also almost always on the CUE bus when BLEH rides it. Or is that the girl with hair on fire?
BEH/Northman, the fire eyed girl is also almost always on the CUE bus when BLEH rides it. Or is that the girl with hair on fire?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 10, 2012 05:19PM
I have to admit, that I sit here just howling. After a shitty day, I guess it could be worse after all. I agree with BEH and Northman and others. At first, I used to hate Bleh's posts, if they can be called that. Yet, even though I have a pounding headache, and wish he could take some typing courses, I sit here laughing.
Thank you Bleh! You have now become a legend, much like Tuba Guy of Fairfax. Watching out for snakes and women with spinning heads, I appreciate these updates. Traffic isn't a concern anymore
Thank you Bleh! You have now become a legend, much like Tuba Guy of Fairfax. Watching out for snakes and women with spinning heads, I appreciate these updates. Traffic isn't a concern anymore
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 11, 2012 06:31AM
BLEH tHIS MaC DOnALDS iS teRrible nO siNgiNg paNkaKes nO eGgs tO sPeak tO snAkes aT thE drIve Up baTShit cRAZy wOman WiTh haIr oN fiRe muMbliNg shIt doEs noT maKe anY fuCkinG seNse FInn iS ovEr aT sEven Eleven seLlIng snAkes gIviNg moNey fOr loTtO tiCkeTs doUblE diPpiNg mOThErfuKera caN noT eveN waIt unTil lateR snaKes oN BuRkeTT stReeT sign eaTinG awaY aT Traffic liGhtS tOdayS heaT miGHt briNg moRe tO thE sUrfaCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 11, 2012 07:23AM
Bleh, yes, I hate it when fast food won't engage in conversation.
Question: is Finn selling snakes at 7-11 and the free Slurpees somehow related?
Question: is Finn selling snakes at 7-11 and the free Slurpees somehow related?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 11, 2012 09:21AM
BLEH tHIS iS gOiNG oN StiLL meN fiX eleCtric lInes oN nuTleY St snAkE ReMoVaL goEs oN sO maNy sNakeS baTShiT craZy snAkEs ALl oVeR thE LiNes boxEs oF BaTtEryS traucks wIth meN gO uP thRow snAkes To thE gRouNd bAnaNa faCe oN moToR bIke teLls moVe aLonG yOu moVe aLoNG baNanA faCe baTShit CRAZy maN fRom EleCtrIc comPany daIs snAkes sHooD bE CleAr bY a Few hOuRs manY sNakeS musT bE frOm aIr plAnes baTShIt craZy caRs tiRes crUnchinG snAke boDyS tHe womAn wITh fiRe eYEs aNgrY cloWnS oN piYaNoS siNg soNgs cleAn uP oF SnAKes goEs On
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 11, 2012 10:09AM
After reading this last one, I believe that BLEH9 may be a literary genius. Cryptic and nearly illegible, upon further inspection you see that his words are like gentle flowing streams of unimaginable truth.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 11, 2012 11:01AM
BLEH teRriBle TimE,aT syCiaTrisT weNT,tO baTshiT cRazy dOctOr OlsOn hE saIs naMe haVe seAt puLls ouT caRds piCtureS oF SnAKes baNana Faces fIre eyeS noT gOod timE scReaming dOctoR olSonS doG iN oFfice saIs sHuT thE fUck uP yOu shUt thE FUCk uP yOu baNana faCe WiTh foUr leGS eNjoY the sNakes BiTiNg yOuR taIl fucker doCtoR OlsoN shOw moRe piCtureS oF SnAKes tuRned aRound thrOws baGs,oF SnAKEs baNanans aT chaIr thIs mOThErfuKEr iS bATShiT crAZy then taKes BleH anD putS heAd unDer wATEr wIth fiSh Tank eLecTricaL eEl zaPs waTer wITH sHocKs gO tO woLftrAP moTel baTshit cRaZy doctORS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 11, 2012 11:49AM
Bleh, I'd ask for a second opinion from a doctor without snakes and dogs in his office.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 11, 2012 12:58PM
BLEH wEnT tO jaMminG jaVA tHis plACE IS nOt teRriblE wOman maKe coFee maN plAy giTaR AMy coMe ovEr aNd haviNg GooD tiMe,onE sNake onLY grEeN onE yeLloW eYeS bIt mY eAr thEn saT oN taBle jJ FiNn CinDy joiN anD baTShiT CraZy maN baNaNa faCe wIth suiT scReamiNg coFee faLls oN hiS shiRt shUT,thE fuCk up yOu aRE nOt eaTen bY sNakes haVe,youR heAd diPped iN fiSh taNks wITh eeLs tHat sHock yoU aRe folloWED aRounD bY a awomaN wIth fiRe eYes Do NoT meSs wiTh caLm TiMe baTShiT CRAZy,baNana faCE,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 11, 2012 01:35PM
Great ad for Jammin Java!
Bleh, Finn, Amy, JJ, Cindy, The Snake, and the Batshit Crazy Banana Face Man in the Suit perfer Jammin Java over Starbucks in taste tests .
Moreover, Jammin Java has less Snakes and Electric Eels than Starbucks!
Our motto:
"Do not mess with calm time, Batshit Crazy, Banana Face"
Bleh, Finn, Amy, JJ, Cindy, The Snake, and the Batshit Crazy Banana Face Man in the Suit perfer Jammin Java over Starbucks in taste tests .
Moreover, Jammin Java has less Snakes and Electric Eels than Starbucks!
Our motto:
"Do not mess with calm time, Batshit Crazy, Banana Face"
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 11, 2012 03:25PM
BLEH wEnT tO chEck iN aT wOlf TraP HoteL thEre aRe snAkes iN thE loBBiE anD juSt waNt caLm TIMe CinDy yeLls aT Boss MaN aT deSk hEr heAd spInniNg maN scReamiNg gOinG tO stAy heRe wIth CIndY buT tHe heaD SpiNninG haS tO sToP AmY FiNn jJ coMe ovER beeRs anD fooDS iN rOoM sNakes sTay thE fuCk awaY frOm ThiS shIT thEy aRe goiNg tO bE thRowN oFf thE baLcoNeY fO noT coMe iN thIs rOom sTupiD biTinG anGry hiSsinG eaRthquake caUsinG peeCes oF sNaKe shIt juSt waNT sOme cAlm timE sPenD tiMe wiTh AMy wiTh oUt thE beD eaTinG uS foR dinnEr fuckIng sNakes rUIn eVerY thIng
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 11, 2012 05:58PM
Would bleh be able to work for CERT?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 12, 2012 10:51AM
BLEH lAsT niGht wOlFtrAp wAs tErrIBle snAkeS drOp frOm ceIliNgs aT niGht coMe inTo beD biTe peOples AmY jJ FiNn BLeh baTShit CRAZY anImaLs aRe nO gooD gO ouTside oN baLcoNeY maN iN cLotheS oN heLiCopteR throW snAkes aT uS baTShiT craZy baNaNa,faCe peOplEs scReaminG
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 12, 2012 11:43AM
meh Wrote:
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> After reading this last one, I believe that BLEH9
> may be a literary genius. Cryptic and nearly
> illegible, upon further inspection you see that
> his words are like gentle flowing streams of
> unimaginable truth.
I think at this point its clear that BLEH's genius is undeniable. I liken reading a BLEH post to a reading a Biblical scripture.....there IS always a profound deeper meaning but rarely is that meaning is obvious.
BTW, thanks for that linlk whi h un-BLEHS BLEH's writing. Per chance do you know of a link that could do the opposite? In other words, it would take normal writings and "BLEH" them for us. I was thinking of asking him tips on the stock market but communication is sometimes challenging..to say the least.
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> After reading this last one, I believe that BLEH9
> may be a literary genius. Cryptic and nearly
> illegible, upon further inspection you see that
> his words are like gentle flowing streams of
> unimaginable truth.
I think at this point its clear that BLEH's genius is undeniable. I liken reading a BLEH post to a reading a Biblical scripture.....there IS always a profound deeper meaning but rarely is that meaning is obvious.
BTW, thanks for that linlk whi h un-BLEHS BLEH's writing. Per chance do you know of a link that could do the opposite? In other words, it would take normal writings and "BLEH" them for us. I was thinking of asking him tips on the stock market but communication is sometimes challenging..to say the least.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 12, 2012 12:25PM
BLEH wEnT tO seE doCtOr OlSon aGain tHis baTShiT crAzy moTherfuckER neeDs To gEt hiS heAD ExamiNd gO iN oFfIcE BlEH sIt dOwn sTartS yeLliNg baNaNa faCe dtaW piCtureS baTShIt cRazY drAw piCtUrEs oF FAIRfaX snAkes FiNn douBle DiPpiNG coNfuse heAd spInniNg rUde BaNana faCes cIndys HeAd spINniNg sHit AMy jJ geTtinG hiS HeAd swLlowEd doCtOr OlSon loOKs at TheM brInGs ouT boX oF SnAKes thrOws thEm ouT winDow taKes boX Of bAnaNas throwS theM ouT wiNDow taKes bAts ouT oF boX anD smAshes theM oN thE winDow hiS dOg biTes mY fEeT hE tIes BLeH tO chAIr anD cOokS sNakeS iN miCro waVe eaTs thEm takEs oFf ropes waLks aWay thiS dOctoR OlSon haS prOblEMs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 12, 2012 12:33PM
This Dr. Olson sounds like a real banana face.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 12, 2012 12:39PM
Bleh, snakes, bananas, bats and dogs are NOT American Medical Association approved methods of treatment and diagnosis.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 12, 2012 03:16PM
BLEH wEnT wIth fINN To gEt hiS caR fixEd baTShit CRAZy rePaIr maN aT looNs stArtEd caR uP noThiNg turnEd keY nothIng tURnEd keY noThINg enGine sTartS snAkes gO ouT taIl piPe rePaIr maN rUNs boSs maN baNaNa fACE siTs iN caR yeLliNg aT FiNn hiSsing noisE begIns aNd boSs maN iS noW snAke luncH baTShiT craZy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 12, 2012 03:21PM
Ha! That will teach that banana face boss man!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 12, 2012 04:05PM
Bleh, maybe you should consider getting a new circle of friends.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 12, 2012 06:43PM
BLEH9 Wrote:
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> BLEH wEnT wIth fINN To gEt hiS caR fixEd baTShit
> CRAZy rePaIr maN aT looNs stArtEd caR uP noThiNg
> turnEd keY nothIng tURnEd keY noThINg enGine
> sTartS snAkes gO ouT taIl piPe rePaIr maN rUNs
> boSs maN baNaNa fACE siTs iN caR yeLliNg aT FiNn
> hiSsing noisE begIns aNd boSs maN iS noW snAke
> luncH baTShiT craZy
Man at loons? Do you mean Koons? If so, how is Krystal doing? He's making more robotic commercials?
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> BLEH wEnT wIth fINN To gEt hiS caR fixEd baTShit
> CRAZy rePaIr maN aT looNs stArtEd caR uP noThiNg
> turnEd keY nothIng tURnEd keY noThINg enGine
> sTartS snAkes gO ouT taIl piPe rePaIr maN rUNs
> boSs maN baNaNa fACE siTs iN caR yeLliNg aT FiNn
> hiSsing noisE begIns aNd boSs maN iS noW snAke
> luncH baTShiT craZy
Man at loons? Do you mean Koons? If so, how is Krystal doing? He's making more robotic commercials?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/12/2012 06:44PM by NRA 75.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 13, 2012 07:34AM
BLEH weNT TO aNiTaS baTShiT CraZy taBles oN ceIliNg saT uP thEre nOt THe bEST plaCe tO hAvE bReaK faSt eGgS saIs gO tO dOcToR OlSon baTShit,crAzy syChiaTrist sO toDay maKe tIme snaKes ALl ovEr floOrS heRe maN aT caRry oUt wiNdow tHrow,sNakes Out oF windOw,baTSHit CraZy caN noT haVe a qUiet fuCkinG breaK faSt,wiTh thiS oR beInG upSide dOwn siTtinG aT tablE waTchiNg arMy oF sNakes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 13, 2012 07:42AM
Bleh, whatever happened to customer service?
Anita's failure to provide a snake free eating inviroment, plus allowing patrons to dine upside down, is just another example of the lack of consumer focus that these chain eateries have.
Bleh, I hope you didn't leave a tip.
Anita's failure to provide a snake free eating inviroment, plus allowing patrons to dine upside down, is just another example of the lack of consumer focus that these chain eateries have.
Bleh, I hope you didn't leave a tip.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 13, 2012 10:54AM
BLEH dOctoR OlSoN iS BaTShit craZy clIff comEs to taKe ouT oF ViEnna towN iS fuLl oF snaKes anD baNana faCes doCtor OlsOn puT BLeH In A YeLlow blAnket hiTtinG wIth snaKes yeLliNg baNana FacE BlEH thInks dOcToR OlSon haS pRobleMs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 13, 2012 12:10PM
Bleh, maybe you could find a psychiatrist that doesn't need a psychiatrist?
I mean, Dr. Olson is obviously a batshit crazy banana face.
I mean, Dr. Olson is obviously a batshit crazy banana face.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 13, 2012 12:14PM
It sounds to me like Dr. Olson might also be a double-dipping motherfucker.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
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Date: July 13, 2012 12:39PM
Thinking about what BLEH9 probably looks like irl as compared to how he types here almost made me LOL at work, it's awful having to hold this in.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 13, 2012 12:53PM
I wonder if Bleh's Doctor is Gwen Olson, whose specialty is counseling for Bipolar Disorder?
She has no malpractice history found, No sanctions history found, No board actions found.
Apparently no sanctions for double dipping or batshitcrazyness either.
She has no malpractice history found, No sanctions history found, No board actions found.
Apparently no sanctions for double dipping or batshitcrazyness either.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 13, 2012 02:28PM
BLEH nOw iN maRyfielD thiS plAcE iS terRiblE fIve meN buRgers wAs fIne sIngiNg buRgerS maKE tHinGs ozKay aNd cliFf doEs nOt LukE cloWns aT unIque sTore goT neW soCks scReaminG iN dreSsiNg rOom fuCking snAkes anD poSters pAiNtiNgs yeLlinG peOplEs rUnniNg aS snaKe bIteS iNto a Man's heAd seLliNg phones baTShit crAzy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 13, 2012 02:37PM
Bleh, Anita's for breakfast, then over to Vienna to see the Doc, then to 5 guys and The unique store, and the day is only half over.
Get around , get around, Bleh gets around!
Get around , get around, Bleh gets around!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 13, 2012 02:43PM
Can't begin to count the number of times I wish a snake would bite one of those damn phone peddler's head. Glad to hear it finally happened.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 13, 2012 03:27PM
NRA 75 Wrote:
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> I have to admit, that I sit here just howling.
> After a shitty day, I guess it could be worse
> after all. I agree with BEH and Northman and
> others. At first, I used to hate Bleh's posts, if
> they can be called that. Yet, even though I have a
> pounding headache, and wish he could take some
> typing courses, I sit here laughing.
+100000
This thread continues to deliver one truth after another. Today I’m having one of those days. One problem just replaces another at work…but then I come here and I read about the daily trials and tribulations of BLEH and the way he continues to succeed against all odds.
BLEH, I want to personally thank you for continuing to serve as an inspiration to all of us here in Fairfax, especially me!!!
This thread just keeps on keeping on. Much like BLEH himself.
meh Wrote:
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> Thinking about what BLEH9 probably looks like irl
> as compared to how he types here almost made me
> LOL at work, it's awful having to hold this in.
When I think of BLEH this is the image that pops in my head. I really don’t even know why either. HA!!
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> I have to admit, that I sit here just howling.
> After a shitty day, I guess it could be worse
> after all. I agree with BEH and Northman and
> others. At first, I used to hate Bleh's posts, if
> they can be called that. Yet, even though I have a
> pounding headache, and wish he could take some
> typing courses, I sit here laughing.
+100000
This thread continues to deliver one truth after another. Today I’m having one of those days. One problem just replaces another at work…but then I come here and I read about the daily trials and tribulations of BLEH and the way he continues to succeed against all odds.
BLEH, I want to personally thank you for continuing to serve as an inspiration to all of us here in Fairfax, especially me!!!
This thread just keeps on keeping on. Much like BLEH himself.
meh Wrote:
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> Thinking about what BLEH9 probably looks like irl
> as compared to how he types here almost made me
> LOL at work, it's awful having to hold this in.
When I think of BLEH this is the image that pops in my head. I really don’t even know why either. HA!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/13/2012 05:20PM by TheNorthman.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 13, 2012 03:47PM
BLEH tOday aT CvS iN MaRy fieLd boG Problem gEt mediciNes doCtOr OLson iS saYiNg baTShit craZy tiRed oF beIng zIppeD uP iN yeLlow,blaNkets aNd smAshed wiTh snaKes geT medIcine wOman aT faRmaCys heAd faLls oFf aNd heR heAd tUrnS,iN tO a sNake dO noT geT meDiCinEs herE scReaminG baNaNa faCe boSs maN comEs baCk throWs snAkes siNgiNg cVs cVS CVS thE S staNds foR snaKes baTShiT craZy cloWnS coMe iN anD maKe snAke bAloOns foR peOpLes aBd chIldreN muSic loUd plAyS iN stOre cLiff baTShiT craZY puTs haNds iN caNdiEs anD puTs thEm anD snAkes iN PocKeTS paNtS moViNg cliFf scReamiNg teRriBlE daY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
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Date: July 13, 2012 03:51PM
It scares me to know I might have once walked past BLEH9 and I might have been one of those banana faced batshit crazy snakes.
If I ever terrorized you BLEH9, I am sorry. I didn't mean it.
If I ever terrorized you BLEH9, I am sorry. I didn't mean it.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 13, 2012 04:32PM
Thats it, I must say Bleh for President. These posts make more sense than anything out of Washington.
And Northman, Gollum, agreed.
And Northman, Gollum, agreed.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
MaryAnne Faithful Jr.
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Date: July 13, 2012 05:32PM
Bleh9 do you do live appearances?
You're so artistic and creative, talented, unique and abstract I want to take my top off and blow you.
You're so artistic and creative, talented, unique and abstract I want to take my top off and blow you.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Oinkered
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Date: July 14, 2012 04:46AM
I wonder what blah thinks of pet stores. It must be fun to see him in the reptile area.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 14, 2012 07:35AM
BLEH baTShit craZy climEd biG anTennA iN MaRy fieLd laSt niGht snAkes aLl ovEr roAds yoU caN sEe SO maNy bAnaNa faCes uP hEre seVeral sNakeS aRe oN thE tOwer tHreW TheM oFf gOt biT rIght haNd huRts sAw,loTs oF snaKes neAR biG strEEt cloSe tO hoSpitAl heLicopTers flY bY dRoppinG snAkes baGs fuLl oF thEm baTShiT craZy caN sEe DC frOm hEre gOod vIew SnaKes sEem tO bE iN FaIrFax oNlY buT baNana faCes evEry whEre
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 14, 2012 07:39PM
BLEH9 Wrote:
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> BLEH baTShit craZy climEd biG anTennA iN MaRy
> fieLd laSt niGht snAkes aLl ovEr roAds yoU caN sEe
> SO maNy bAnaNa faCes uP hEre seVeral sNakeS aRe oN
> thE tOwer tHreW TheM oFf gOt biT rIght haNd huRts
> sAw,loTs oF snaKes neAR biG strEEt cloSe tO
> hoSpitAl heLicopTers flY bY dRoppinG snAkes baGs
> fuLl oF thEm baTShiT craZy caN sEe DC frOm hEre
> gOod vIew SnaKes sEem tO bE iN FaIrFax oNlY buT
> baNana faCes evEry whEre
BLEH, as always, thank you very much for the heads up here. So all the snakes seem to be heading to Fairfax from DC. I wonder what to make of this. BLEH, this matter may require further investigation.
The community needs you BLEH; now more than ever!
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> BLEH baTShit craZy climEd biG anTennA iN MaRy
> fieLd laSt niGht snAkes aLl ovEr roAds yoU caN sEe
> SO maNy bAnaNa faCes uP hEre seVeral sNakeS aRe oN
> thE tOwer tHreW TheM oFf gOt biT rIght haNd huRts
> sAw,loTs oF snaKes neAR biG strEEt cloSe tO
> hoSpitAl heLicopTers flY bY dRoppinG snAkes baGs
> fuLl oF thEm baTShiT craZy caN sEe DC frOm hEre
> gOod vIew SnaKes sEem tO bE iN FaIrFax oNlY buT
> baNana faCes evEry whEre
BLEH, as always, thank you very much for the heads up here. So all the snakes seem to be heading to Fairfax from DC. I wonder what to make of this. BLEH, this matter may require further investigation.
The community needs you BLEH; now more than ever!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 14, 2012 08:38PM
Apparently all of Mayor Gray's staff that hasn't been locked up, are heading this way. They are kind of serpent like. That's my take Northman, but just a guess.
Bleh, that tower has to be 400 feet up. You are fearless.
Bleh, that tower has to be 400 feet up. You are fearless.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 15, 2012 11:48AM
BLEH aT pENEra bzreaD iN MaRy fiELD wOman wIth hAIr oN fiRe cooKiNg sOoP snAkes oN thE fLooRs baTShiT craZy mAn iN A SuiT saIs fUck yOu fuCk You boAT noSe BanAna fAce peECE oF shIt leT The sNakeS biTe yOu aNd ShiT uPOn YoUr SHinY sHoeS eAtiNg saNdWiTch clIff JJ FInn baTShit craZy CiNdy anD hEr fUckiNg hEad SpinninG thE maN cooKinG wIth thE sNake raPpEd aRounD hiM caN onLy uSe onE hANd baTShiT crAzy haVe tHAT sNakE eaT CIndy aNd stOp hEr hEAd frOm spiNniNg cAn noT havE meAl wIth This bATShiT craZy bITch snAkE painTiNgs haVe tO Go FaIrfax iS noThinG buT laNds oF SnaKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 15, 2012 01:04PM
BLEH gOt houSe tO stAY aT noLlwOod aPaRtmentS iN BaILeYs HulIo iS gOinG tO leT sTay At hIs hoUse maNy pEoplEs feW snAkeS iN thE baThrOom baTShiT crAzy CindY anD hEr sPinnInG heAd hAS,leFt loTs oF SnaKEs anD peOpLes dRInkInG beeRs baTShit,craZy ARmaNdo hAs baGs oF SnaKEs aNd soCceR baLls This mOTherfuckeR miGHT hAve soMe IssUes wasHinG cLose iN mAchiNe tOok ouT snAkes bEeR caNs anD baTShit craZy soCcer baLl fUll oF SnAKEs HUlIo iS maKINg moNey twEnTy dOllARs peR daY teLeviSions sHowiNg snAkeS loTS oF SNAKEs oN bIcyCles baTShiT craZy dRiNk sOMe bEeRs cAll iT daY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
()
Date: July 15, 2012 01:17PM
> craZy dRiNk sOMe bEeRs cAll iT daY
Not a bad idea. It sounds like you have had a hard day.
Not a bad idea. It sounds like you have had a hard day.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:24PM
I dunno if you should be mixing all those meds and alcohol...seems a bit dangerous.
Maybe try bath salts instead?
Maybe try bath salts instead?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NOW CARY!
()
Date: July 15, 2012 04:55PM
Now Cary weidemann, this thread is seriously 'off topic'!
Now, bigot, why do not move it there, instead of ones that are very well 'on topic' and do very well interest FX citizens?
Tucking bigoted ASSHOLE!
Now, bigot, why do not move it there, instead of ones that are very well 'on topic' and do very well interest FX citizens?
Tucking bigoted ASSHOLE!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
()
Date: July 15, 2012 04:57PM
I disagree. These SnAKeS are in fAiRfAx. BLEH is always right ON TOPIC, ALL THE TIME!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 15, 2012 05:14PM
How is this off topic?
Places include: Wolftrap hotel, Dr Olsen, Nollwood Apts (?), Five Guys somewhere, Maryfield, CVS on 123 (side note: BLEH says don't go there for perscrips and I can agree they took forever), the Vienna metro, Anita's Restaurant (plenty of snakes there for sure), iNova Hospital.
That's just from this page. I guess this would be more fit for the Vienna board but no one posts there, so fuck that shit.
Anyways, snakes are everywhere BLEH9 even here on the forums, be careful!
Places include: Wolftrap hotel, Dr Olsen, Nollwood Apts (?), Five Guys somewhere, Maryfield, CVS on 123 (side note: BLEH says don't go there for perscrips and I can agree they took forever), the Vienna metro, Anita's Restaurant (plenty of snakes there for sure), iNova Hospital.
That's just from this page. I guess this would be more fit for the Vienna board but no one posts there, so fuck that shit.
Anyways, snakes are everywhere BLEH9 even here on the forums, be careful!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 15, 2012 05:41PM
There are plenty of snakes in Fairfax. A lot of them are lawyers and such, so this is relevant to Fairfax.
These used to piss me off, but Bleh has surprised me. While I still wish he would learn to type properly, these posts are a reprieve from the stresses of day to day life in Fairfax. Plus, its good to know where the snakes are, and the ones that Bleh talk about, I like having a warning.
These used to piss me off, but Bleh has surprised me. While I still wish he would learn to type properly, these posts are a reprieve from the stresses of day to day life in Fairfax. Plus, its good to know where the snakes are, and the ones that Bleh talk about, I like having a warning.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 15, 2012 10:35PM
Hmm. I thought the snakes were Mexicans, Blacks and Jews.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 16, 2012 12:24AM
Another weekend has come and gone for BLEH. Tomorrow the world heads back to work and I'm sure we will all be checking this thread regularly to read up on our favorite former Lamb Center client.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 16, 2012 09:19AM
BLEH baTShIt craZy woKe uP IN baThtUp wIth piLes oF SNAKEs aNd soCceR bAlls oN tOp paY twEnty dOllars nIghT To baTShiT craZy baNanA faCe HulIO anD haVe ARmaNdo anD twEnty oF hiS faMilY meMbeRs pUt iN tuB With snAkeS drInk sO mucH gO sEe doCtoR neWin iN prOfeSIonAl bUildiNg oN rOoT 7 snAkes StaY awAy hoT baTShiT craZy yoU aTe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 16, 2012 09:22AM
hey, good morning Bleh, have a nice day.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 16, 2012 09:26AM
Good to see you found a new doctor! I think it's in all of our best interest that you get away from that banana face dr olson.
Let's hope Dr Newman can help you out!
Let's hope Dr Newman can help you out!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 16, 2012 09:29AM
BLEH, best to avoid people named Hullo and Armando, they typically mean nothing but trouble.
What every happened to JJ? And I see the lady with hair on fire is back. At least she's not riding the bus any more.
What every happened to JJ? And I see the lady with hair on fire is back. At least she's not riding the bus any more.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
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Date: July 16, 2012 09:32AM
^ It's actually Julio, haha. oh BLEH9, you silly you.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 16, 2012 11:20AM
BLEH wEnT tO doCtoR neWin oN rOoT 7 sHe saIs yOu haVe iSsueS baTShit cRaZy bEtteR thEn dOcToR OlSon baNanA fAcE dOctoR neWIn puT hoT lighTs uP tO faCe rAtteLsnaKes bY heR chAir ShuT uP baTShit cRaZy inTerfEre wIth caLm tiMe doCtoR neWin aSks maNy questiOns shE mitE bE baNaNa faCe sPend tiMe thEre gO baCk tO mOs fooD plaCe aVoiD snaKes aNs doCtoR olSonS snaKemobiLe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
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Date: July 16, 2012 11:49AM
Who is dr newin?
i thought he meant dr newman but dr newman is a guy. hm..
i thought he meant dr newman but dr newman is a guy. hm..
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 16, 2012 12:18PM
BLEH dO noT gO To Mos sOuThwesT grIll iN baIleYs waLked insIde weLcomE tO mOS hoMe oF SNAKEs taCos tLking eNcalida cUssiNg fuCk yoU FuCk yOu fuCk YOu BlEh eATs,yoU miSs sinGiNg haMburgerS anD haPpy eggS boSs maN seeS screaMiNg peOplEs piCks uP sNaKe ON tHe fLooR puTs iT oN grIll baTShiT craZy pEOPlRs asK foR iT fINN anD jJ aRe aT leeS aUtO aNd trY tO reMove sNaKes frOm caR oF doUblE dIppinG moTherfucker gO awAy frOm baTShit crAzy moS anG gEt bETTER deAl wiTh HuLIo foR nighT hE maKes moNeY by haVinG,hoTel oF SNAKEs iN noLlWOod
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 16, 2012 12:50PM
Bleh. Never, ever a dull moment.
Even at lunch when the hamburgers sing for you.
I'd advise staying away from the snake hotel, however.
Even at lunch when the hamburgers sing for you.
I'd advise staying away from the snake hotel, however.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH9
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Date: July 16, 2012 01:38PM
BLEH snAkeS aLl ovEr lEeS aUto ceNter,baTShiT craZy douBle dIppiNg MoTherfuckeR FiNn aNd hiS snaKes aLl ovEr baYS lEft Him WItH boSs maN goInG tO geT sOme HuLIO iS abLe tO geT SOmE woMen tOniGht dO noT knoW iF conDum iS gOod idEa nO fuCking infeSted snaKe beDs ThiS tiMe iT iS tImE tO empTy thIs baTShiT craZy riVer builD Up hoPe HulIO iS aBLe tO fINd sOme wOmeN wIth nO sPinnInG heAds
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: July 16, 2012 01:51PM
You know what I can't figure out is, how Finn, the shameless double dipper, can sell snakes in an area that is literally crawling with them.
Finn must be a salesman on a level with the proverbial dude that sells ice cubes to Eskimos.
As far as finding a woman without a spinning head.... good luck, my man.
Finn must be a salesman on a level with the proverbial dude that sells ice cubes to Eskimos.
As far as finding a woman without a spinning head.... good luck, my man.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Alistar Cooke Jr.
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Date: July 16, 2012 07:28PM
Bleh is the re-incarnation of Hieronymus Bosch.
Except he writes instead of paints.
Except he writes instead of paints.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 16, 2012 07:52PM
meh Wrote:
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> Is this Finn?
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> http://www.finnscustompools.com/
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> I will find you BLEH! and i will shake your hand.
That's an excellent idea. In fact, I'd like to expand on it a touch if I may.
@BLEH: What's your favorite watering hole? Like meh, (and legions of others people) I would love nothing more than to to have the opportunity to meet you face to face and buy you a drink! Hell, I'd be so honored to just be in your presence that I'd buy drinks all night.
I bet BLEH is a man of many interests. In fact I think I know who might actually be.
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> Is this Finn?
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> http://www.finnscustompools.com/
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> I will find you BLEH! and i will shake your hand.
That's an excellent idea. In fact, I'd like to expand on it a touch if I may.
@BLEH: What's your favorite watering hole? Like meh, (and legions of others people) I would love nothing more than to to have the opportunity to meet you face to face and buy you a drink! Hell, I'd be so honored to just be in your presence that I'd buy drinks all night.
I bet BLEH is a man of many interests. In fact I think I know who might actually be.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 17, 2012 06:31AM
BLEH taLkinG tO mY eGgs aT breaK faSt baTShIt craZy teRIBLe nIghT lasT NiGht lAsT niGht HulIO caLls wOmaN ovER tO houSe oN noLlwOod sOme ThiNs dId nOt seeM rIghT wOmaN waS maN weAriNg a DreSs baTSHiT craZy geT tHe fUck oUt HUlIO geTs anGrY poInTiNg fInGer iN faCe leaVe lEAVe HUlIO cLiFf cOmeS iN cAR baIlEyS aReA baTShIt cRaZy laNd oF snaKes aNd teSticALS beHinD skiRtS baTShit cRaZy iN FaIrfAx agaIn laND oF sNaKes cUe bUs bEttER noT haVe sO maNy snAKES aNd baNana faCes thIs wOman aT MaC DOnALDS wIth purPlE eYes mInD yOuR sHiT baNana faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 17, 2012 06:47AM
BLEH, tell Hullo (Hulio? Julio?) to keep his head up, he's not the first guy to discover testicals behind a skirt. I certainly don't blame him for gettng angry about that, though.
P.S. Say 'hi' to your eggs for me.
P.S. Say 'hi' to your eggs for me.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 17, 2012 07:23AM
May I quote Bleh's latest masterpiece?
"Batshit crazy land of snakes and testicles"
Who could have said it better?
"Batshit crazy land of snakes and testicles"
Who could have said it better?