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SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 24, 2012 02:21PM
BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ale
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Date: May 24, 2012 02:41PM
Some also like to think they can type. And we end up with the piece of junk you posted...
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Olde Farte, II
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Date: May 24, 2012 02:51PM
There was a snake curled up on the new sidewalk on Poplar Tree this morning - attracted a small group of middle school walkers - don't know if it was alive (drove by). Looked from my location like a (rather small) black rat snake but could have been something more sinister - awhile back I was walking by the police station area and saw a similar-sized copperhead - gray in color but with a pattern similar to the image below:
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 24, 2012 02:58PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT
> sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom
> maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
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> BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT
> sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom
> maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 24, 2012 03:09PM
Must be quite a rodent population to support all these snakes. Good thing they're here!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Copperhead
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Date: May 24, 2012 03:57PM
Dude, that's totally a copperhead. Generally snakes that have "cat eyes" like that are ones you don't want to mess with.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 24, 2012 04:01PM
BLEH thIs iS thAt cuE buS toLd yOu saW iT picKit stReeT snaKes oN gRouNd baTShit crAZY snAkes cliMbiNg waLls oF fiRe anD snAppinG anGry HissinG soMeoNe heLp geT riD oF theSe snAkes peoPle drIviNg dowN roAds snAkeS oN hooDs oF caRs faLlinG oFf treEs chAsing doGs tO MaNu cuE buS filuLl oF thEM icE skAte plAce snAkes oN icE biTinG baNana FACe boSs maN wHo woNt gIve fooD snAkes chAsinG peopleS screaMinG fiRe truck toDay sNakeS oN WindOws thrOwinG snakes oN roAdS baTShit CrAZY FaiRfax sNake plAce evEry whEre waLk sliTher bIting
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 24, 2012 04:11PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> biTinG baNana
> FACe boSs maN
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> biTinG baNana
> FACe boSs maN
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
nerds!
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Date: May 24, 2012 04:37PM
Bunch of nerds! The ramblings of this shithead amuse you?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Olde Farte, II
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Date: May 24, 2012 05:43PM
nerds! Wrote:
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> Bunch of nerds! The ramblings of this shithead
> amuse you?
Oh! Were we supposed to READ that multi-case text!?
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> Bunch of nerds! The ramblings of this shithead
> amuse you?
Oh! Were we supposed to READ that multi-case text!?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 10:50AM
BLEH aT libRaRy snAkes snAppinG aT bookS baTShit CrAZY spriNkler hEads gO oFf waTer AMD snaKeS SwimmiNg aRounD bOss lAdy aT yeLliNg eyEs oN fiRe haIr eyEs mEltiNg snAkes oN stReeT waLk tO MaCdOnAlDs aNd snAkes ON SidewalKs aNgry mAn wiTh stIck kickINg thEm inTo RoaD baNana FACe maN frOm liBraRy scReamiNg aT mAn leAve sNakes aloNe!!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 11:09AM
I think the daily update concerning the proliferation of slithering reptiles is vital.
They do have their benefactors, however, such as the kind man in the library.
They do have their benefactors, however, such as the kind man in the library.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 12:02PM
BLEH loTs oF snAkes woMan wiTh eyEs oN fiRe bAnAna faCe snAkes sNAppinG At heR eAr SocKets baTShiT crZY baNana FACe bItcH mOthErfucKer haVe a FUcKinG snAke taKe theN oFf oF maIn stReet lEt theM squuzE eyEs oF fiRe ouT youR heAd sNakes swImmiNg iN liBraRy nOw slIdinG arouNd bOokS maGazines coMputer aNd baNanA faCe peoplEs screAminG maIn stREet loadED wiTh snAKeS foR streeTs ruMblinG bounCinG arOunD caRd drIvinG bY snAkes eVery plAce
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 12:08PM
Perhaps a visit from National Geographic is in order?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 12:45PM
BLEH yOu musT bE baTShiT craZy snaKes aLl oveR heRe peOplEs thrOwinG arOunD snAkes puT PeoplEs frOm WasHiNgtoN pOst iN daNGer staY awaY From snAkes walKinG doWn streeT neeD boAt bOg stIcks sNakEs hiSsiNg snaPpiNg biTinzg taIls oN fiRe baTShit CrAZY baNana FACe aT shOpErS oFfice fuLl oF snAKes bitIng inTo chiCken snaPpinG aT peOpLes sHOpErS unIforms chAse wIth snaKes evverT plAce
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 01:42PM
BLEH snAkes noW swimmiNg ouT oF liBraRy boATs needEd baTShiT craZy thiS I'd fiRe Man coMes wiTh hoSeS sNakeS flyInG ouT oF hOses nO wAter boSs maN witH yzellOw hElmEt teLls mE baCk oFf fuCkiNg baNana FACe teLls CleAr AreA clEar arEa caRs flyInG bY boSs mAN oN truck tuRns liGht oN anD meLts thEir heAds snAkes aLl ovEr caLl soMeonE baNana FACe iS baTShiT craZy sprAy snAkes waTer whAt he tHink nO senSe baTShit CrAZY eyeS oN fiRe snKES In heLmeT AnD peopleS ruNniNg snaKes o
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Broseph
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Date: May 25, 2012 01:51PM
So how long are you gonna keep up this "BLEH" schtick? It's getting a little.... stale.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 02:06PM
That is quite a scene you describe there Bleh.
If you don't mind I'm staying over in the snakeless part of town, and I suggest you do the same.
If you don't mind I'm staying over in the snakeless part of town, and I suggest you do the same.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Andrew Ryan
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Date: May 25, 2012 02:10PM
This site is very helpful, in case someone gets bitten...
http://www.virginiaherpetologicalsociety.com/reptiles/snakes/snakes_of_virginia.htm
http://www.virginiaherpetologicalsociety.com/reptiles/snakes/snakes_of_virginia.htm
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
snakeman
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Date: May 25, 2012 02:13PM
Baby copperhead with Yellow tail is dangerous. Yellow tail means they are young and cannot control how much venom they inject in a bite!!! stepped on one at the river last week
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 02:17PM
BLEH whEre iS thIs parT oF towN lizbrARy iS fulL OF sNAKEs anGry woMan wIth eyEs oN fiRe sMacKinG thEm wiTh booKs fiRe boSs baNana FACe usiNg hoSes oF SNAKEs flyIng oUt aT libRaRy snAkes agaiNst SnAKes baTShiT craZy baNana FACe loSt hiS fuCkinG miNd shIT For brAins SyCOTIC nEedS helP GeT hiM Some fuCkiNg medS Snakes coMe ouT oF stRbUcS noW coFee aNd snAkes woMaN aT countER thRow snAkes aT mY faCe scAreD BLEH eveRy onE iN thiS toWN hAs SnakeS throWiNg theM froM caRs firE trucks baTShit CrAZY lAdy eyEs burN holes iN waLl out coME snakes uPON SnAkes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
snakeinthegrass
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Date: May 25, 2012 02:27PM
I'm not too sure what homeboys deal is, but I've seen a lot of rat snakes this spring. Past couple weeks especially.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
snakeman
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Date: May 25, 2012 03:51PM
Baby copperhead with Yellow tail is dangerous. Yellow tail means they are young and cannot control how much venom they inject in a bite!!! stepped on one at the river last week
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 28, 2012 09:44AM
BLEH sEe snaKes todAy oN piCkit agAin thzEty Are aLl ovEr thE plAce oN cuE byS snAke drIviNg buS nO monEy neeDed stReet oN fiRe snAkes biTiNg hiSsinG roAds MovinG shaKinG walkInG arouNd caN nOt staNd uP baNanA faCe womAn scReaminG aT peoplEs snAkes lAughiNg noT gOod daY snaKes throNE oN buS peopLes laughINg smIlinG havE a fUckinG snaKe thrOw aroUnd aJhzh
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Baby Copperhead w/Yellow Tail
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Date: May 28, 2012 10:08AM
snakeman Wrote:
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> Baby copperhead with Yellow tail is dangerous.
> Yellow tail means they are young and cannot
> control how much venom they inject in a bite!!!
> stepped on one at the river last week
And yet...you're still here aren't you, Snakeman? It sounds like we have plenty of control of our venom or else you WOULDN'T be here.
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> Baby copperhead with Yellow tail is dangerous.
> Yellow tail means they are young and cannot
> control how much venom they inject in a bite!!!
> stepped on one at the river last week
And yet...you're still here aren't you, Snakeman? It sounds like we have plenty of control of our venom or else you WOULDN'T be here.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 28, 2012 10:59AM
BLEH thIs hAs gOt tO stop baTShIT craZy fINN noW,iS sellInG snAkes frOm thE baCk oF hiS caR jJ goT biT bY onE oF theM stUpid fucKinG baNanA fACe bOss mAn aT doNut StorE thrEw snAkes aT cusTomErs puTs thEm iN boX dozEn snAkes anD coFEe baTShit cRaZy waLk In thEre snAkes oN flooRs maN wiTh brOom cLeaniNg uP snaKes wISTLes moPpiNg uP sNaKeS snAkeS angRy bItinG woMan wIth fiRe eyEs juMps oN taBle baNanA fACE yeLliNg aT peoplEs yeLls BoSsMan puTs snAkes iN boXes baTShit cRAZy maN wiTh snAkes iN shIrt waLks iN WiNdowS shAkinG woMan yeLliNg boSsmAn yeLliNg thIs pLaCe craZy shIt woMan wITh fiRe eyEs thRows sNakeS iN paPer maChine caLlinG peoPleS loCusTs baTShit cRAZy waTer anD snAkes pooRinG ouT baCk caRs loadEd witH baTShiT craZy douBle diP moTherfuCkers fINN maKe monEys seLling theRe baTShit cRAZy snaKes womaN eYeS oN fiRe ThrowS snAkes oN stReet gEt ouT gET ouT
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BilderbergSkiWizard
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Date: May 28, 2012 02:21PM
Legless snakes there be. We call them banksters. Your student loan, mortgage or auto loan ... they've got YOU by the short hairs. Enjoy life as best you can, debt serf. You'll "vote them out" will ya? They buy politicians the way you buy coffee.
No matter who you vote for you're voting for their lackey.
Can you call up your senator and "do lunch" with him? They can. Debt free since 1999 and staying that way.
No matter who you vote for you're voting for their lackey.
Can you call up your senator and "do lunch" with him? They can. Debt free since 1999 and staying that way.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 07:59AM
Finn is out of jail and selling snakes out of his car?
Thats crazy!
I mean, who would BUY a snake when they're available by the dozen in doughnut shops, on the floor, in peoples shirts and in paper machines?
Bleh, I agree, this HAS got to STOP!
Thats crazy!
I mean, who would BUY a snake when they're available by the dozen in doughnut shops, on the floor, in peoples shirts and in paper machines?
Bleh, I agree, this HAS got to STOP!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 08:32AM
BLEH thIs iS bATShiT crAzy fInN dOublE diPpinG snAke seLlinG fooL snAkes toDay oN streeTs oN cuE buS baNaNa faCe wOmAn juMp uP anD doWn YellInG snAkes oN buS snAkes oN buS nO sHiT baTShiT craZy womAN tOday snAkes oN buS thRoWn oUt aLl oVer StreeTs iN chAirs pEoplEs screAminG roAds oF fIre bRekfAST tHiiS moRninG saUsae tUrnS inTO snAkeS boSs maN baNanA fACE scReaminG fINN doUblE dIp seLlinG snAkes wHere pEopLes eaT bOss mAn thRows sNAkeS aT taBle yeLliNg fUck YoU tiME BLEH tO geT soMe peOpleS tO taKe caRe oF snaKes biTinG biKers oN streeTs peOples waLkinG tHis NoT gOoD foR aRea
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 08:58AM
We need Saint Patrick to get rid of all the snakes in Fairfax, just like he did in Ireland.
Other than devine intervention, what else can we do, Bleh?
Other than devine intervention, what else can we do, Bleh?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 09:15AM
BLEH saInT PAtrIck iS thIs perSON iN towN wE,neeD heLp wIth thEse sNakeS woMan wITh eyEs oN fiRe hoLdiNg SnAkeS toDay paNcaKEs teLl mE tO fiNd sOme perSon wHo caN maKe sNakeS gOv aWaY bATShiT craZy thIs pLACe iS snAkes beIng usEd aS fOod oN cuE buS evEry dAy tiRed oF ThzIs sNake aLl OvEr anD maKe meSs oF strEets bItiNg peoplEs baTShiT crAzy aNimAls heRe haVe a fuCkinG snAKe maN wiTh gLasses teLls tHrOws baGs oF theM baNana faCe boSs maN aT maCdOnalDs yeLliNg snAkes snaPpinG oN plateS toDay nOt gOod
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 10:40AM
BLEH shOpErS hAs sAlE On sNakes baTShit cRAZy boSsmAn hAs thEm ouT frOnt gOt a SandwItCh anD eGGs stArteD tO cooK anD snAkeS caMe ouT thE bAnaNa faCe bATShit crAzy fUckeR wIth rEd bLoody shIrt sellINg snAke stEaKs snAkes uP anD DoWN thE stOre kiDs wIth caRds snAkes poP ouT haPpY fUckinG biRthdaY yoU baTShiT crAzy baNana FaCe havE a fuCking snAKe egGs maKe morE oF theM cooKing ouT snAkes aS bloOd frOm aLl thE bItes aLl dowN thE floOrs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 12:26PM
Bleh, snakes are high in protien, low in fat and carbohydrates. Easy to cook, hold them over an open flame and the skin comes right off. They taste like chicken.
I'd serve them with a nice chianti.
I'd serve them with a nice chianti.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 12:32PM
BLEH fiRe peOples wIth trUcks thRowiNg snAkes doWn iN cirCle arEa tAnks comIng uP sTreeTs thrOwiNg snAkes unIforMs tHrowInG snAkes pEoples ruNninG doWn sNakes haMburGer SaId sNakes hEre foR gOod soDa maChine fiGhts thRowinG soDa iN eyE soCkeTs bRains fUll oF soDa snAkes woMan wITh loNg toNgue scReamiNg iN worDs yEllinG liSten tO yoUr burGer snAkes eaT chiCkens stReetz moViNg uP anD DoWN qUake oF snAKes flyInG ouT oF sidEwalkS puRple EyE mm aN baNana FaCe thrOws cLoths sTeppiNg oN flAmes oF sNAKes sOmethiNg bE doNe peOpleS foLlow mE jaCkets daRk glAsses wIth snAkes coMinG doWn thE stREetz aNd baTShit woMan wITh fiRe eyEs saYs yOU knOw aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 12:35PM
BLEH whAt thE FuCk Is chiNti cooK nO pleAse seNd somEonE tO cleAr awAy thE snaKes suCkinG maChine brInG tO picKit sTeering nO moTe sNakes nOorR snAkes tzhey cAn Not keEp heRe maKe Them gO aWaY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 30, 2012 10:40AM
BLEH baTShiT crAzy fInN seLlinG snAkes frOm cAr douBle DIppInG moTherFuckEr mY paNcaKE dId nOt sPeak tOdAy year waLkinG arOunD snAkes aLl ovEr lasT niGht thEy crAwliNg iN mY slEep today wakInG uP theY oN kY stOmaCh bOss MAN aT maCdOnAlDs bAnaNa faCe thrOwinG thEm ouT iN baGS oF GarBage baGs moVinG piCkiT strEet cuE buS toKen maChinE anD snAkeS bIte hAnd
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 30, 2012 12:36PM
BLEH tOday thEy aTe oN laMp Posts hidiNg iN boG numbErs pePloples FollOwinG jaKets snAkes thIs haD to bE goVernment puTs snAkEs oN streeTs tOken machines fInN made dEal baTShit crAzy reSults nOt gOod foR peoplEs snAkes bITiNg
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Snakes Wash Post
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Date: May 30, 2012 01:23PM
Bleh, today there was an article in the post style section about snakes. Church services. Well written. A pastor died from a rattlesnake bite. I'm glad the article wAsNT tyPeD like you do.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 30, 2012 02:11PM
BLEH baTShit cRAZy militARy dROppinG sNakes ouT oF plAnes oN FaIrFax paRrAsHoot wiTh boXes coMe frOm skY sNakeS poP ouT oF boXes oN StReeTs woMan wITh fiRe eyEs cuT mY fuCkiNg haIr toDay baTShiT craZy bItch ThrOw snAkes aT mE cuTtiNg sNake hEads jaMminG thEm Down hER tHroAt FlyIng oFf thE flooR miRror sHowS giAnT snAke anD cIssorS saY waTch oUt baNana FaCe boSs maN scReamiNg thRowinG snAkes ouTside miLitary sNakes hAve sEx wiTh oTher sNakeS tO creaTe sUper sPecEs whO caN biTe anYplAce
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 30, 2012 03:22PM
Well, I hope you didn't tip her!
Sometimes I ask for some hair gel, but throwing snakes at a customer is out of order!
Don't believe the hype about the "Supersnakes". Hitler tried that one on 70 years ago.
Sometimes I ask for some hair gel, but throwing snakes at a customer is out of order!
Don't believe the hype about the "Supersnakes". Hitler tried that one on 70 years ago.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: May 30, 2012 05:07PM
You are seriously needing help.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Johnny Reb
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Date: May 30, 2012 08:07PM
The only good snake is a snake that comes down here, kills another snake and goes back north.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 08:42AM
BLEH baTShit cRAZy cuE buS snAkeS rOlling uP anD DoWN hiLls snAkes anD buS goes uP sNAKeS gO dowN snAkes anD BuS gO dOwn SnaKes dO baNanA fACE drIver noT goINg tO woRry abOuT snAkeS hE thrOws thEm arOunD siNgs sNakes oN thE bUs batSHiT crAZy baNAna faCe iN suiT tOdaY cuT snAke throW tiE oFf maKe snAke paNcakes sCreaMinG aT brEak fAst maN oN teLuViSioN caLl fOr LargE nuMbeR oF sNAKes tOday
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 09:25AM
BLEH tEliviSion sHows snAkEs pErson iN suIT imPortanT peOplEs taLk aBout eaCh daY thIs wEek oN teLiViSipN snAkes ManY toDay hiGh amounT neXt thEn leSs paNkaKes teLl thAt snAkes arE hEre tO stAy BaTShiT craZy fINN walKiNg doWn sTreet wiTh sigN SnakeS foR saLe thRee foR onE muSt Be ouT hiS baTShiT crAzy dOuBlE DippInG miNd boSs maN aT MaC DonAldS sCreaMinG JumpInG uP aNd dOwn nO snAkes alloW sNakes coMe thrU DoorS wIndoW rOofs dO,noT stOp raIniNg oF sNAKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
turdinpunchbowl
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Date: May 31, 2012 10:41AM
Wait, not banana faces?!?!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 11:50AM
BLEH thIs iS BaTShit crAZy toDay maN iN caR thRowiNg snAkes DrivinG froM caR yeLlinG snAkes Are hErE tO stAy woMan wITh fiRE eyEs boSs maN baNanA FACE scReamiNG snAkes hErR thEy oN stReeTz baTShit cRAZy mAN iN caR thROwiNg sNakeS mEn iN unIforms ThrOw snAkes frOm taNks sTreetS buRninG Full oF sNAKes womAn wiTh firE eyEs heAd spiNs wiTh smIle fuCking BanAna faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: May 31, 2012 11:58AM
That's better.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 12:59PM
BLEH todAY waLkiNg dOwn maIn stReeT sEe snAKes anD baTShit cRAZy mAN yeLliNg aT theM roAds MoViNG aRounG gEt sOda fRom StorE bAnAnA fAcE,bATShi T cRAZy boSs mAN thRow sNakes ScreAmiNg thRowinG snAkes ON WaLl peOplEs duCk thRow sNAkes spLat aGainSt WInDowS bATSHiT craZy drInK soDa boSS mAn kEepS thRow sNAkes sPeak iN tOngueS baNginG oN dooRs snAkes cOme ouT oF waLls bAnaNa fACe gwEtriNg anGry nO onE iN stOre hoT ouT siDe snAkes hiSsiNg maN iN stOre thRow tHeM oN sTreEtz
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 01:02PM
What Fairfax needs are Mongooses. Lots and lots of mongooses.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 01:23PM
BLEH mooN gHostS dO noThiNg agaIn tHe snAkes FiNn baTShit cRAZy peoplEs thRowinG snAkes AroUnD baNana FACe sTorE boSs MAN trUcks taNkS peOplEs thrOwiNg of Snakes mAn yoU saYEd wAs iT PAtRiCk cOulD coMe tO FairFax thIs iS baTShit CRAZy BLEH mOoN ghoSts dO noT scAre snAkes oR baNaNa faCe haIr cuTters baNaNa fACE thRowiNg snAkes sHiT haIr cUt thIs sHit is sNakes aLl ovEr evEN StReETZ nOthinG caN bE doNe hOwliNg aT moOn ghOsts feeLs gooD nuT doES,noT stOp snAkeS hIssiNg biTinG aT leGs feeT arMs baTShiT craZy beAStS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BananaFace
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Date: May 31, 2012 01:30PM
Might want to consider giving PETA a call, they'd fix that boss man for throwing snakes. Hell, look what happened to Vick and he never even threw a dog.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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eesh
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Date: May 31, 2012 01:39PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH mooN gHostS dO noThiNg agaIn tHe snAkes FiNn
> baTShit cRAZy peoplEs thRowinG snAkes AroUnD
> baNana FACe sTorE boSs MAN trUcks taNkS peOplEs
> thrOwiNg of Snakes mAn yoU saYEd wAs iT PAtRiCk
> cOulD coMe tO FairFax thIs iS baTShit CRAZy BLEH
> mOoN ghoSts dO noT scAre snAkes oR baNaNa faCe
> haIr cuTters baNaNa fACE thRowiNg snAkes sHiT haIr
> cUt thIs sHit is sNakes aLl ovEr evEN StReETZ
> nOthinG caN bE doNe hOwliNg aT moOn ghOsts feeLs
> gooD nuT doES,noT stOp snAkeS hIssiNg biTinG aT
> leGs feeT arMs baTShiT craZy beAStS
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> BLEH mooN gHostS dO noThiNg agaIn tHe snAkes FiNn
> baTShit cRAZy peoplEs thRowinG snAkes AroUnD
> baNana FACe sTorE boSs MAN trUcks taNkS peOplEs
> thrOwiNg of Snakes mAn yoU saYEd wAs iT PAtRiCk
> cOulD coMe tO FairFax thIs iS baTShit CRAZy BLEH
> mOoN ghoSts dO noT scAre snAkes oR baNaNa faCe
> haIr cuTters baNaNa fACE thRowiNg snAkes sHiT haIr
> cUt thIs sHit is sNakes aLl ovEr evEN StReETZ
> nOthinG caN bE doNe hOwliNg aT moOn ghOsts feeLs
> gooD nuT doES,noT stOp snAkeS hIssiNg biTinG aT
> leGs feeT arMs baTShiT craZy beAStS
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEESHH
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Date: May 31, 2012 02:22PM
BLEESH thIs Is nOt cooL dO yOU waNt peOplEs oF FaIrfaX tO bE waLkiNg thIs baTShiT crAzy mAn wAs oN STReETZ oTheR daY hE sEllS snAkeS tO baNana FACe baTShit CRAZY FiNN whO seLls then thRee foR onE dO noT mAke moRe pIctUres oF hIm hE wiLl sEe peOplEs wAnT snaKes PaTrick nEedS tO comE tO plaCe DooN
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 07:57AM
Snakes? What snakes?
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 08:55AM
BLEH dId yoU geT thEsE frOm newSpaPer snAkeS aLl ovEr towN laSt niGht wenT InTo storE sNakes aLl ovEr cuE buS fuLl baTShit craZy woMan comPlainS snAkes snAkes SnAkeS baNanA FacE sHuT uP eyEs,burNinG fiRe spiNninG heaD bOss man aT sTorE,thRowinG theM arOunD snAkeS DroppInG frOm ceINg fOr aLl tO sEe ghOst sNakes swImmiNg bY crEek bY brIdgE dO nOt liKe ThIs sHit fuCked uP peOpLes tHrOwINg snAkes aNd scReaming thRow tHem fUCkerS I WaLk wHerE wE waNt tO waLl baNanA fAces witH jaCketS keeP yOuR snAkes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 09:00AM
Ghost snakes?
Now that is spooky!
Now that is spooky!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 09:15AM
BLEH yEsterDay aT plAce tO eaT boSs maN hiTtiNg sNakes wiTh fryiNg paN piCks snAkes uP booM BooM BOoM thRoeS theM oN WiNdoWS baTShiT craZy snAke BlooD oN WiNdoWS snAkes anGry heAds smAshed giVe tHem mEdiCine heAds Hurt biTiNg sNaPpiNg baNaNa faCe boSs maN hE bATShiT craZy cuTs sNakeS biTes heAds oFf thRowS theM oN grIll cOokinG woMan wIth firE eyeS anGrY taCoS teLl dO nOt eaT herE plaCe haS BaD spiRiTs snAkes baNana faCe ThrowIng aRouNd snAkes baRefoot buCk naKed beHinD counTer scReaminG taCos maKe senSeS foLloW wHaT th hEy saY anD leaVE Snakes faLl froM cEiLinG scReaminG frOm theRe fuckiNg bAnaNa FaCe geTs hiD
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 10:19AM
Bleh...you need to find a new restaurant .
May I suggest New Beijing?
Sure they have some roaches, and you may find a curly hair in your Lo-Mein, but they do NOT allow snakes under ANY circumstances.
May I suggest New Beijing?
Sure they have some roaches, and you may find a curly hair in your Lo-Mein, but they do NOT allow snakes under ANY circumstances.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 10:34AM
BLEH aT cHicKfil moRniNg kiDs plAyiNg wiTh sNakes oN sliDes Hole areA sNakes baTShiT craZy woMan taLkinG oN eaR piEce speAkiNg iN tOngues baNana faCe boSs maN maDe mE leAve bRaKefasT toLd Go sOme wHere Else baTShit crAZy loW snaKes noT goIng thEre cUe bUs dO noT likE TokEn maChinE bItIng haNds sPittiNg ouT fiNgerNaIls snAkeS oN seAts peOpleS thrOwiNg snAkes ouT WIndoWs bLooDy sNake giTs piSs shIt On WindOws peOplEs scrEaMinG snAkes oN stREeTs saNdWiTcH saYs waTch ouT foR BiG SnaKes toDay manY colOrs siZe peoPles yeLlinG howlInG aT sIgns
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BananaFace
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Date: June 01, 2012 10:56AM
I hate it when bloody snakes piss and shit on windows, especially on a Friday.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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Waingrow
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Date: June 01, 2012 11:08AM
I'm glad this thread is more normal than some recent ones.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 11:13AM
Bleh..thats why I NEVER go to Chik-Filet..the kids are more annoying than the snakes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 11:18AM
As witnessed in Chick-Filet
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 11:36AM
BLEH baTShit crAZy thIs Is sYcotiC cHikfIliN fuLl oF sNaKes chImes whIstle snAkes bItinG ChInesE peOpleS biTinG heAds oFf sNakeS rIppiNg apaRT snaKes spEakinG iN tONgues baTShit crAZy playING BaseBall wiTh sNakEs hiT thEm haRd hoNe ruN rUn baseS oF sNaKes oN piCkit stReet baNana faCe whO RideS buS eyeS riPped ouT seeS snaKes tuRns heAd arouNd snAkes oN buS rooF peOples scReamiNg ChInese peOpleS boTINg snAke heAds
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 12:03PM
Are you sure the Chinese were screaming because of the snakes?
Maybe Lotte Mart was out of rice?
Maybe Lotte Mart was out of rice?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 12:18PM
BLEH thAt plAcE loTte hAs prOblem boSs maN seLliNg snaKes peopleS BITinG heAds oFf sNAkeS baTShit crAZy onE daY weNt shOppINg thEre bAnaNa fAce boSS maN mAke mE leAve nO swImminG wIth fiSh baTShiT crAzy moTher fUcker sWim wIth fiSh fiSh liKe ThIs beTter frIenDs tHeY caLl bOss MaN bAnaNa fACe peOpleS scrEamiNg spEakInG iN tONguEs aT LoTte anD bOss MAN caLled unIforMed peOplEs nO swImmING wIth fiSh snAkes aLl oveR buiLdiNg buT dO offIcIaLs caRe noPe douBLe diPpiNg pEopleS iTs okAy tO have SnakeS buT dO noT swIm witH fisH baT shit sYcHoTiC
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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UR friend
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Date: June 01, 2012 12:43PM
Where did you learn to type, or not conduct such activity properly?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
dancing monkey with a snake in my pants
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Date: June 01, 2012 12:48PM
Wonder what happened to that case at a Fairfax City motel(HYWAY MOTEL?) were they found all these exotic snakes in a suitcase in one of the rooms?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 01:32PM
MaN on streEt cornEr toSsing sNakes thRu baSketBall hoops maN oN buS throwiNg snAkes oN woindOWs mAn On loTte biTinG snAkes heAds fUckiNg oFf dO yoU sEe yoU haVe a BiG fuCking proBlems baTshiT craZy roadS Are sHakiNg fiRe snAkes ghOst sNAkes snAkes siTtinG aT buS STop reAd newS aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH snAkes aLl ovEr,nO plAce wiTh nO snakeS baTShiT crAzy baNana faCe boSs maN liKes snAkes puT iN youR baG oF fooD biTe fooDs nO yoUr fucking HandS snaKes teeTh huRtS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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Ermey DI
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Date: June 01, 2012 02:16PM
What's your major malfunction numbnuts?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 02:23PM
Well, snake bites DO hurt!
Even if they're not poisonous they can cause infection.
If that isn't enough to make ANYONE batshit crazy, I don't know what is!
Even if they're not poisonous they can cause infection.
If that isn't enough to make ANYONE batshit crazy, I don't know what is!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 02:48PM
BLEH thIS biTe huRts haNd puT haNd iN bAg foR chiPs fIngers lOOk LiKE bLoodY StumpS gO tO stoRe swUm WiTH fisH enD uP wiTh sNAkEs nOt iN gOod mooD baTShiT craZy thIS iS bAnaNa fACe bOss MAN yeLl geT yoUr blOod finGers ouT oF stoRe nO swImmING wITh thE fish oFf tO sleeP snAkeS proLlY waItiNg iN teNt baTShit cRAZy thEy nEveEr gO aWaY sIt bY mY stInkY rOtten feeT baTShiT baNaNa faCe seRpeNts
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 03:21PM
Wow Bleh, I hope you feel better.
Isn't there a section of Fairfax that has nice things instead of snakes and banana faces?
You may just be in the wrong part of town?
Isn't there a section of Fairfax that has nice things instead of snakes and banana faces?
You may just be in the wrong part of town?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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snakeinthegrass
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Date: June 01, 2012 04:56PM
I wonder through Blehs useful posts, what this sob looks like. He is unique, but I don't think I'd like to share a seat with him on the bus. Back from work, glad to report no snakes or any animals but tired commuters on the CUE bus and metro.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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Good news
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Date: June 01, 2012 05:54PM
Good news! The storms washed all the snakes away. The winds blew them far away too. No more snakes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Patrick Bateman
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Date: June 02, 2012 08:04AM
BEH Wrote:
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> As witnessed in Chick-Filet
I haven't listened to that album since the 70s. It's a pretty good one as I recall, but the songs are the dark side. I consider Billon Dollar Babies as AC's best album. That album really highlights the groups musical development.
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> As witnessed in Chick-Filet
I haven't listened to that album since the 70s. It's a pretty good one as I recall, but the songs are the dark side. I consider Billon Dollar Babies as AC's best album. That album really highlights the groups musical development.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 08:10AM
BLEH toDay waLkinG aRounD snAkes oN streeTs oN roAds caRs peOpleS baTShIt crAzy thEy Do Not uNdersTand thIs iS noT likeD maN iN cloWn suIt baTShiT crAzy makiNG sNakes inTo twiSts anD giVinG theM tO peOpleS bAnanA faCe bOss maN thIs moRninG maKe mE giVe taLkiNg chicKeN saNdwItCh tO snAkes snAkes hiSsinG biTinG tiRes oF caRs FiNn doUble DippiNG sNakeS faLlinG FroM skY dO noT knOW iF moRe aRe comiNg baTShiT craZy cuE buS snAkes noW chEwiNg thRu winDoews sPittinG ouT glAss,peopLes scReaminG baNana faCe womAn wiTh fiRe eyEs thRows snAkes froM buS anoThEr fuCkinG daY thiS womAn iS baTShiT craZy yoU dO noT thRow tHem oUt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 10:45AM
BLEH snAkes raIninG dowN In FAirfAx baTShit craZy boSs maN drIviNg buS yeLlinG tuRns wIPer blAdes oN snAkes smEar WiNdows tOo manY snAkes froM clouDs raIninG coMinG dowN fasT woMaN wiTh fiRe eyES yellInG lEAve snAkes alOne bAnanA faCe baTShit CraZY sEe snaKes crawlIng out oF tireS signS strEets thEy aLl ovEr thE plaCe maN oN teLevisiOn talkS abOut snAkes eaCh daY hiS shirT snAkes oN thEm noT gooD tImed baTShit CraZY eGgs yeLlinG aT peoplEs stOrEs fuLl oF snakeS bAnaNa faceS teLlinG jJ tO leaVe tHe aRea aNd tO stOp TalkiNg to snAkes eggS sMiLe thEy waNt sNakes iN evErY bUs houSe Store
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 11:08AM
Bleh, my man, when it rains snakes, you have to use your windshield vipers.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 04, 2012 11:27AM
Huh, weather forecast this morning didn't mention the possibility of raining snakes. Can't those guys get anything right?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 12:05PM
BLEH eGgs teLl snAKEs aLl OvEr eGGs nOt aLwayS rIgHt paNkaKes bEtter inForNaCiOn syCotiC baTShit CraZY tiME aT PanTs sTore pAy For panTs trY thEm On iN thE rooM snAkes comE ouT OF PAnTs leGs maN iN miRroR tiEs uP snAkes iN nOTs scReamInG couLd Not geT ouT oF rooM dooRs Lock bOss MaN BanaNa faCe kiCk dOoRs doWn caLl aMbulAnce snAkes oN peoPlEs dO noT geT paNts frOm BaTShiT craZy stOre CaN nOt slEep weNt To shOpErS snaKes iN saLad baR baTShiT craZy dO noT knOW whaT tO Do maYbe fiNd saFe Place bUt snAkeS alL ovEr place anD baNanA faCe drIver yEll AT mE toKen macHine SnaKes biTinG hanD
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 12:09PM
Bleh, that was rather insensitive of that driver.
If he's in such a hurry, he should keep the snakes out of the token machine.
You should report him.
If he's in such a hurry, he should keep the snakes out of the token machine.
You should report him.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 12:40PM
BLEH thIs baTShiT craZy drIver snAkes oN buS oK caN nOt dO evERy ThInG snAkes ON stReeTs WIndiEs oK snAkes iN maChinE biTiNg mY haNds woMan wiTh fiRe eYES hIttiNg faCe wIth snAkeS anD stIckS bATShiT craZy bOSs MaN iN stoRe maN BaNaNa FaCEless tyInG uP snAkes iN miRroR syCoTic thIs plaCe goInG tO heLl snnAkes anGry hIssinG sNakE shIt oN roAds nIt gOod Times anYmoRe maNy baNana gaRde moTherfUckeTs scReaminG jumPinG eyEs faLlinG out oF heADs eaRs oN fiRe snAkes bItiNg sTumps fiNgers bLeedinG womAn wITh firE EYes lauGhiNg bITch baNana faCe shE iS baTShit CRaZY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 04, 2012 12:45PM
That is disturbing about snakes in the salad bar at Shoppers Food.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 07:38AM
How much is a snake at the salad bar at shoppers? About 3.50 a pound?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 09:09AM
BLEH toDaY woMaN wiTh fiRe,eyEs wTF doNuT stOre sHe iS evEry wHere baTShiT crAzy bAnaNa FaCe sHE laUghS aLl thE,timE snAkes ouT oF heR mouTh toDay shE oN baCk oF fIre trUck thRowiNg snAkes aT peopLEs yEllINg aT them riDinG buS toDay snAkes coIl arOuNd sTeerinG whEel bOss msN teLls tHem sHut uP baTShit CRAZY brEaKfasT doEs noT saY whAt to Do TodAy nO adviCe frOm eGGs paN KakEs snAkes iN WiNdows Of buS iN thE wiNd WiggLe movE biTe,snAp aT tirES aT peopLEs baTShit CRAZY anImaLs maN iN baCk oF biS flOatiNg iN aIr sInginG baNanA faCe bOSS maN sAys okAY tO fLoaT iB aIr buT sNakeS nO probLem baTShit CRaZY maN
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 10:42AM
BLEH gEttIng fooD todaY snAkeS coMe ouT frOm taBle taBle licKs doWn stUck ScreAminG thIs muSt bE neW waY foR plaCes tO eaT baTShiT craZy dO noT liKe thIs buS wiTh snAkes boUnce WIndoWs baNaNa FaCe bOSS maN yeLls wOman wiTh fiRe eyEs sNakEs coMe ouT oF moUth eArth sPinninG rOadS oN fiRe maN aT stoRe cuTtinG snAke heAds taBles loCkinG peOpLeS iN baTShiT craZy maN oN piCkiT stReeT wIstlEs tO snAKes taKinG riDe oN thEre baCks baTShit CRaZY maN wiStlEs snaKes noT biTiNg buT fuCKers oN buS dO
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 05, 2012 11:50AM
BLEH, any chance the vehicle you are describing was travelling on Ivanhoe Ln? I may be on to something here...
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 12:42PM
BLEH tHIs daY iS buSy onE wenT To MaC DonALdS anD hAd luncH aTe chIcken bUrgeR icE crEam baTShiT craZy woMan eyEs oN fiRE spIt snAkes frOM mouTh chiLdreN bIg peOplEs scrEAMinG bOss MaN anGry snAkes iN frYers cooK thoSE fuCkiNg thInGs unTil thE beeP beeP bEEP baNaNa FaCe bOSS maN anGrY aT woMan shE staNd uP snAkes biTe bOss MaN plAyiNg piAno iN thEre snAkes conE ouT thEY dO NoT liKe musIc angRy hiSsinG biTinG oN byS toKen macHIne saYs tO geT oUt waLking hOT todAy snAkes oN stReeT baNana faCe aT Library cAn noT gO iN thEre flyINg booKs snAkes anD douBlE diPping fINN theRe snaKes oN stReeT maN yeLlinG abouT snAkes maN floAtiNg aT shOpErS aT dooR
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 01:23PM
The taxes we pay here, and we can't even go to Shoppers or McDonalds without being accosted by snakes, banana faces and that dastardly double dipper Finn.
Well, it's a election year.
And that guy playing the piano..was none other than Meade Skeleton Haupe.
Of course the snakes did NOT like his music, neither do the humans.
Well, it's a election year.
And that guy playing the piano..was none other than Meade Skeleton Haupe.
Of course the snakes did NOT like his music, neither do the humans.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 01:42PM
BLEH FaIrfax Likes snAkes taLk tO boSs maN iN suiT hE saId FaIrfaX wIll briNg iN trucKs oF SnAkeS baTShiT craZy mOthErfuCker fINN doublE DiPpinG baNana faCe iN suiT imPorTaNt maN oN corNers oF strEetS maN plAyS piaNo sInGinG brInG snAkes To FaIrfax hEllo bAnAna FACE wE haVe aNouGh snAkes heRe fiNe brIng yoUr truckS oF SnAkeS baNana faCe buT leaVe Them Off tHe buS sHOpErS thIs baTShiT craZy siNg anD plAy piaNo brIng iN morR AngrY hiSsinG snakes WhAt thE FuCk Do yOu waNt WelcoMe tO FaIrfax hoMe of SnAkes baTShiT crazY baNana faCe leAders arE bATShIt craZy heRe kiDs faMiLies viSit fUckinG FaIrfaX snAkes evErywhEre seE FaIrfaX snAkes entIrtain YoUr faMily wheN thEy biTe YouR fuCkinG eyEs oUt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 01:48PM
Well, if that is the attitude of the men in suits, it may be time to move to D.C.
You KNOW snakes aren't welcome in the hood, nomesane?
You KNOW snakes aren't welcome in the hood, nomesane?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Juxtaposition
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Date: June 05, 2012 01:59PM
private joker
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:35PM
BLEH tHIs iS NoT gOoD baTShIT crAzy FaIrfax posTcarDs froM faMily oN vacaCIOn wiTh snAkEs rIde oN buS baTShiT craZy fAmilY rIdiNg wIth pyThonS fUckinG great gO foR fOod lUncH wiTh yOuR famiLy sNakes oN taBle bItIng aWaY aT pasTa baNanA faCe leAderS iN suItS snAkEs iN pockeTs baTShit CRaZY theY aRe sEe movIes IN FaIRfaX neVer miND ThAT bIg fuCking snAke iN youR seAt woUld YoU likE buTter oN youR baG oF SnAkES thIs plACe iS baTShiT craZy wOMan wIth fiRe eyEs laUghinG aS msN oN biKes eyEs fall oUt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:38PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH tHIs iS NoT gOoD baTShIT crAzy FaIrfax
> posTcarDs froM faMily oN vacaCIOn wiTh snAkEs rIde
> oN buS baTShiT craZy fAmilY rIdiNg wIth pyThonS
> fUckinG great gO foR fOod lUncH wiTh yOuR famiLy
> sNakes oN taBle bItIng aWaY aT pasTa baNanA faCe
> leAderS iN suItS snAkEs iN pockeTs baTShit CRaZY
> theY aRe sEe movIes IN FaIRfaX neVer miND ThAT bIg
> fuCking snAke iN youR seAt woUld YoU likE buTter
> oN youR baG oF SnAkES thIs plACe iS baTShiT craZy
> wOMan wIth fiRe eyEs laUghinG aS msN oN biKes eyEs
> fall oUt
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> BLEH tHIs iS NoT gOoD baTShIT crAzy FaIrfax
> posTcarDs froM faMily oN vacaCIOn wiTh snAkEs rIde
> oN buS baTShiT craZy fAmilY rIdiNg wIth pyThonS
> fUckinG great gO foR fOod lUncH wiTh yOuR famiLy
> sNakes oN taBle bItIng aWaY aT pasTa baNanA faCe
> leAderS iN suItS snAkEs iN pockeTs baTShit CRaZY
> theY aRe sEe movIes IN FaIRfaX neVer miND ThAT bIg
> fuCking snAke iN youR seAt woUld YoU likE buTter
> oN youR baG oF SnAkES thIs plACe iS baTShiT craZy
> wOMan wIth fiRe eyEs laUghinG aS msN oN biKes eyEs
> fall oUt
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
snakes on a planr
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Date: June 05, 2012 06:45PM
the area snakes are all at LB in Burke
beware
beware
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 06, 2012 09:51AM
BLEH dO noT puT Up ThOSe piCturEs yoU arE,baTShiT craZy gIviNg iMportaNT peoPles ideAs dO boT givE baNanA fAce,neW idEaS wiTh snAkEs aLl ovEr BrAddoCk roAd snAkes oN stReeT naBs wIth piAnOs plaYiNg oN coRnerS snAkes angry puT chAnge iN thE buCkeT gEt yoUr eYe chEweD oFf fUck yoU woMan wiTh fiRe eyEs yoUr snAkes arE noT foR Fairfax baTShit CRaZY,bITch
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
@bleh
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Date: June 06, 2012 11:16AM
Bleh: u used to really annoy me, but another batshit crazy person, has taken your place. On a related note, I did see a black rat snake while fishing at Lake Fairfax yesterday. It was about five to six feet long. Probably an older one.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 06, 2012 12:42PM
The reference to "piAnOs plaYiNg oN coRnerS " leads me to believe that Meades organ music attracts the snakes, leading to Bleh's horrific encounters with the reptiles, that are driven mad by songs such as "We Talk in Circles".