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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: January 30, 2018 09:41AM
Last night I finally dropped Sputnik, and it feels great to clear the tubing, but the fish always suffers.
A sitz bath and a bit of TLC.
Then hopefully time to run some wetbacks over, as beaners don't give a shit about the walk/don't walk signs as they've already run for miles.
A sitz bath and a bit of TLC.
Then hopefully time to run some wetbacks over, as beaners don't give a shit about the walk/don't walk signs as they've already run for miles.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
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Date: January 30, 2018 11:07AM
My Mom said she will let me stay at holiday inn with her Saturday and Sunday night as my Dads superbowl party has turned into a all weekend drunk, eat and fart fest. Two of his college buddies are coming from out of town to stay the weekend and several more are staying on Sunday night. She said we can get salads from Panera and get healthy fruits and snacks from the grocery store. Mom says the college buddies are obnoxious pricks so she wants to be away from home too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
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Date: January 30, 2018 11:14AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> My Mom said she will let me stay at holiday inn
> with her Saturday and Sunday night as my Dads
> superbowl party has turned into a all weekend
> drunk, eat and fart fest. Two of his college
> buddies are coming from out of town to stay the
> weekend and several more are staying on Sunday
> night. She said we can get salads from Panera and
> get healthy fruits and snacks from the grocery
> store. Mom says the college buddies are obnoxious
> pricks so she wants to be away from home too.
Your mom is my hero. I'm literally relieved you are not going to have to experience that. Your mom is a great lady.
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> My Mom said she will let me stay at holiday inn
> with her Saturday and Sunday night as my Dads
> superbowl party has turned into a all weekend
> drunk, eat and fart fest. Two of his college
> buddies are coming from out of town to stay the
> weekend and several more are staying on Sunday
> night. She said we can get salads from Panera and
> get healthy fruits and snacks from the grocery
> store. Mom says the college buddies are obnoxious
> pricks so she wants to be away from home too.
Your mom is my hero. I'm literally relieved you are not going to have to experience that. Your mom is a great lady.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
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Date: January 30, 2018 12:01PM
The obese neighbor this morning wearing only a thong was revolting. I almost threw up my bowel healthy breakfast. Dad walks around darting bumping his chest while playing Katy Perry music. He's so odd. And mom seems distant. Grandma says its temporary.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Interesting fact about fiber
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Date: January 30, 2018 12:22PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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run some wetbacks over
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run some wetbacks over
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Fingers
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Date: January 30, 2018 12:32PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Last night I finally dropped Sputnik, and it feels
> great to clear the tubing, but the fish always
> suffers.
>
> A sitz bath and a bit of TLC.
>
> Then hopefully time to run some wetbacks over, as
> beaners don't give a shit about the walk/don't
> walk signs as they've already run for miles.
So I thought I would mention your alimentary track is technically considered outside your body - it passes through your body but the contents are considered outside. I mention this because you seem quite stupid. By this I mean you seem to understand the basic truth that those 'anvils' coming out of your 'starfish' are simply the result of what you place in your mouth. You put more in the mouth-hole more comes out of your anus (why not repeat that like a mantra - it might sink in).
I would suspect your are obese and sedentary - seems to follow someone so stupid as to stuff your face with unhealthy food and then bemoan the fact a large amount comes out, is too stupid to realize physical activity and maintaining a healthy weight would result in normal bowel movements. Im guessing this is all going over your head.
What I am trying to say is that you are doing this all to yourself and sitting like a dumb animal wondering why 'this is happening to me?' I find it amusing the same ignorance evidenced in your racism is the very thing responsible for your suffering. Have a great day and please keep up the good work you poor, stupid old fool.
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> Last night I finally dropped Sputnik, and it feels
> great to clear the tubing, but the fish always
> suffers.
>
> A sitz bath and a bit of TLC.
>
> Then hopefully time to run some wetbacks over, as
> beaners don't give a shit about the walk/don't
> walk signs as they've already run for miles.
So I thought I would mention your alimentary track is technically considered outside your body - it passes through your body but the contents are considered outside. I mention this because you seem quite stupid. By this I mean you seem to understand the basic truth that those 'anvils' coming out of your 'starfish' are simply the result of what you place in your mouth. You put more in the mouth-hole more comes out of your anus (why not repeat that like a mantra - it might sink in).
I would suspect your are obese and sedentary - seems to follow someone so stupid as to stuff your face with unhealthy food and then bemoan the fact a large amount comes out, is too stupid to realize physical activity and maintaining a healthy weight would result in normal bowel movements. Im guessing this is all going over your head.
What I am trying to say is that you are doing this all to yourself and sitting like a dumb animal wondering why 'this is happening to me?' I find it amusing the same ignorance evidenced in your racism is the very thing responsible for your suffering. Have a great day and please keep up the good work you poor, stupid old fool.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: January 30, 2018 01:30PM
TLDR asshole
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
we do both
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Date: January 30, 2018 04:12PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> TLDR asshole
yet you took the time to post that you didnt read - what a dolt. Thats called getting trolled friend. How are your bowels? Lure any teens here lately?
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> TLDR asshole
yet you took the time to post that you didnt read - what a dolt. Thats called getting trolled friend. How are your bowels? Lure any teens here lately?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jcc
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Date: January 30, 2018 05:31PM
troll brings up a good point - posters here complaining about the size of their shit but unwilling to limit calories, stay in shape and select quality foods do come across as either dimwitted or disingenuous or perhaps both - just sayin.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: January 30, 2018 07:42PM
jcc Wrote:
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> troll brings up a good point - posters here
> complaining about the size of their shit but
> unwilling to limit calories, stay in shape and
> select quality foods do come across as either
> dimwitted or disingenuous or perhaps both - just
> sayin.
Okay anon dick
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> troll brings up a good point - posters here
> complaining about the size of their shit but
> unwilling to limit calories, stay in shape and
> select quality foods do come across as either
> dimwitted or disingenuous or perhaps both - just
> sayin.
Okay anon dick
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hes got a point
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Date: January 30, 2018 08:49PM
Dr. Fingers nailed it - never seen such an accurate roast. You people would do well to print that shit out and super glue it to your refrigerator. 'mouth-hole' - priceless.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 31, 2018 07:26AM
Hes got a point Wrote:
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> Dr. Fingers nailed it - never seen such an
> accurate roast. You people would do well to print
> that shit out and super glue it to your
> refrigerator. 'mouth-hole' - priceless.
Touting yourself, must feel great. Its all good as today bowels seem agreeable. More time to run over savages.
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> Dr. Fingers nailed it - never seen such an
> accurate roast. You people would do well to print
> that shit out and super glue it to your
> refrigerator. 'mouth-hole' - priceless.
Touting yourself, must feel great. Its all good as today bowels seem agreeable. More time to run over savages.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fiber Bars or Powder???
()
Date: January 31, 2018 08:27AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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run over savages
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run over savages
run over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesrun over savagesRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
1b0post=pic
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Date: January 31, 2018 08:29AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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dick
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dick
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 31, 2018 08:52AM
The obese neighbor and dad went for a walk this morning. I'm happy for health reasons, but I wonder what the community thinks. Mom and the obese neighbor are also bonding over arts and crafts. I hope when they do art together he does not fart like dad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
concerned adult
()
Date: January 31, 2018 09:25AM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor and dad went for a walk this
> morning. I'm happy for health reasons, but I
> wonder what the community thinks. Mom and the
> obese neighbor are also bonding over arts and
> crafts. I hope when they do art together he does
> not fart like dad.
love takes many forms Spring. Keep eating your healthy turkey wraps and fruit salads. Your mom is likely to take her life soon so enjoy the time you have left together. Your obese neighbor will replace your mom until he gets bored with fucking your dad in the ass. Also why you posting during school hours???
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> The obese neighbor and dad went for a walk this
> morning. I'm happy for health reasons, but I
> wonder what the community thinks. Mom and the
> obese neighbor are also bonding over arts and
> crafts. I hope when they do art together he does
> not fart like dad.
love takes many forms Spring. Keep eating your healthy turkey wraps and fruit salads. Your mom is likely to take her life soon so enjoy the time you have left together. Your obese neighbor will replace your mom until he gets bored with fucking your dad in the ass. Also why you posting during school hours???
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 31, 2018 09:56AM
BO is right. Another better bowel person. This is an impersonation of spring onion but it's rude still.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: January 31, 2018 10:53AM
Go to your local grocer. Ask to speak to the produce manager. Buy what they suggest. Simple as that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: January 31, 2018 11:03AM
Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Go to your local grocer. Ask to speak to the
> produce manager. Buy what they suggest. Simple as
> that.
Sanctimonious asshole. My bowels my choice. Got a whole box of corn dogs and Klondike bars.
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> Go to your local grocer. Ask to speak to the
> produce manager. Buy what they suggest. Simple as
> that.
Sanctimonious asshole. My bowels my choice. Got a whole box of corn dogs and Klondike bars.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 31, 2018 11:32AM
I am at lunch now having grape tomatos, celery and carrot sticks with a turkey wrap on whole wheat tortilla. My Dad gave me a greasy barbeque chicken leg quarter and I gave it to a fat girl, she is eating it now and licking all the sauce off her fingers. It is not a pretty sight.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 31, 2018 12:06PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am at lunch now having grape tomatos, celery and
> carrot sticks with a turkey wrap on whole wheat
> tortilla. My Dad gave me a greasy barbeque chicken
> leg quarter and I gave it to a fat girl, she is
> eating it now and licking all the sauce off her
> fingers. It is not a pretty sight.
What's your waist size spring?
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> I am at lunch now having grape tomatos, celery and
> carrot sticks with a turkey wrap on whole wheat
> tortilla. My Dad gave me a greasy barbeque chicken
> leg quarter and I gave it to a fat girl, she is
> eating it now and licking all the sauce off her
> fingers. It is not a pretty sight.
What's your waist size spring?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Fingers
()
Date: January 31, 2018 12:40PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am at lunch now having grape tomatos, celery and
> carrot sticks with a turkey wrap on whole wheat
> tortilla. My Dad gave me a greasy barbeque chicken
> leg quarter and I gave it to a fat girl, she is
> eating it now and licking all the sauce off her
> fingers. It is not a pretty sight.
For someone with a disgusting father you seem to judge others weight rather harshly Spring. Maybe if stopped posting on a middle age male scat fantasy thread while at school things would improve for you. Also if you think processed turkey or even whole turkey is a healthy food you are deluded. Not surprise as you are the product of one of the aforementioned males here - uninformed and uninteresting fictional underage character.
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> I am at lunch now having grape tomatos, celery and
> carrot sticks with a turkey wrap on whole wheat
> tortilla. My Dad gave me a greasy barbeque chicken
> leg quarter and I gave it to a fat girl, she is
> eating it now and licking all the sauce off her
> fingers. It is not a pretty sight.
For someone with a disgusting father you seem to judge others weight rather harshly Spring. Maybe if stopped posting on a middle age male scat fantasy thread while at school things would improve for you. Also if you think processed turkey or even whole turkey is a healthy food you are deluded. Not surprise as you are the product of one of the aforementioned males here - uninformed and uninteresting fictional underage character.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: January 31, 2018 12:55PM
Dr. Fingers Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am at lunch now having grape tomatos, celery
> and
> > carrot sticks with a turkey wrap on whole wheat
> > tortilla. My Dad gave me a greasy barbeque
> chicken
> > leg quarter and I gave it to a fat girl, she is
> > eating it now and licking all the sauce off her
> > fingers. It is not a pretty sight.
>
>
> For someone with a disgusting father you seem to
> judge others weight rather harshly Spring. Maybe
> if stopped posting on a middle age male scat
> fantasy thread while at school things would
> improve for you. Also if you think processed
> turkey or even whole turkey is a healthy food you
> are deluded. Not surprise as you are the product
> of one of the aforementioned males here -
> uninformed and uninteresting fictional underage
> character.
You are such a fucking maggot. No wonder no one likes you here or in real life scumbag
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am at lunch now having grape tomatos, celery
> and
> > carrot sticks with a turkey wrap on whole wheat
> > tortilla. My Dad gave me a greasy barbeque
> chicken
> > leg quarter and I gave it to a fat girl, she is
> > eating it now and licking all the sauce off her
> > fingers. It is not a pretty sight.
>
>
> For someone with a disgusting father you seem to
> judge others weight rather harshly Spring. Maybe
> if stopped posting on a middle age male scat
> fantasy thread while at school things would
> improve for you. Also if you think processed
> turkey or even whole turkey is a healthy food you
> are deluded. Not surprise as you are the product
> of one of the aforementioned males here -
> uninformed and uninteresting fictional underage
> character.
You are such a fucking maggot. No wonder no one likes you here or in real life scumbag
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Onion dip
()
Date: January 31, 2018 01:04PM
Have you guys tried the new Doritos blaze? Those are very hot and spicy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 31, 2018 03:55PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am at lunch now having grape tomatos, celery and
> carrot sticks with a turkey wrap on whole wheat
> tortilla. My Dad gave me a greasy barbeque chicken
> leg quarter and I gave it to a fat girl, she is
> eating it now and licking all the sauce off her
> fingers. It is not a pretty sight.
That is definitely not bowel or image wise attractive. You give me hope spring onion, as your food choices and research into bowels is a candle of hope in a stinky brown tunnel with a gigantic boulder rolling down it.
Has your biology instructor done more work with bowels, and how are the teachers bowels based upon health and food choices?
Keep up the good work!
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> I am at lunch now having grape tomatos, celery and
> carrot sticks with a turkey wrap on whole wheat
> tortilla. My Dad gave me a greasy barbeque chicken
> leg quarter and I gave it to a fat girl, she is
> eating it now and licking all the sauce off her
> fingers. It is not a pretty sight.
That is definitely not bowel or image wise attractive. You give me hope spring onion, as your food choices and research into bowels is a candle of hope in a stinky brown tunnel with a gigantic boulder rolling down it.
Has your biology instructor done more work with bowels, and how are the teachers bowels based upon health and food choices?
Keep up the good work!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 31, 2018 05:35PM
Spring onion should have been at state of union last night
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
pjeyd
()
Date: January 31, 2018 05:47PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> Dr. Fingers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am at lunch now having grape tomatos,
> celery
> > and
> > > carrot sticks with a turkey wrap on whole
> wheat
> > > tortilla. My Dad gave me a greasy barbeque
> > chicken
> > > leg quarter and I gave it to a fat girl, she
> is
> > > eating it now and licking all the sauce off
> her
> > > fingers. It is not a pretty sight.
> >
> >
> > For someone with a disgusting father you seem
> to
> > judge others weight rather harshly Spring.
> Maybe
> > if stopped posting on a middle age male scat
> > fantasy thread while at school things would
> > improve for you. Also if you think processed
> > turkey or even whole turkey is a healthy food
> you
> > are deluded. Not surprise as you are the
> product
> > of one of the aforementioned males here -
> > uninformed and uninteresting fictional underage
> > character.
>
> You are such a fucking maggot. No wonder no one
> likes you here or in real life scumbag
you mad? How are your bowels? Hook up with any under age teens lately?
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> Dr. Fingers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am at lunch now having grape tomatos,
> celery
> > and
> > > carrot sticks with a turkey wrap on whole
> wheat
> > > tortilla. My Dad gave me a greasy barbeque
> > chicken
> > > leg quarter and I gave it to a fat girl, she
> is
> > > eating it now and licking all the sauce off
> her
> > > fingers. It is not a pretty sight.
> >
> >
> > For someone with a disgusting father you seem
> to
> > judge others weight rather harshly Spring.
> Maybe
> > if stopped posting on a middle age male scat
> > fantasy thread while at school things would
> > improve for you. Also if you think processed
> > turkey or even whole turkey is a healthy food
> you
> > are deluded. Not surprise as you are the
> product
> > of one of the aforementioned males here -
> > uninformed and uninteresting fictional underage
> > character.
>
> You are such a fucking maggot. No wonder no one
> likes you here or in real life scumbag
you mad? How are your bowels? Hook up with any under age teens lately?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Onion dip
()
Date: January 31, 2018 07:59PM
These Blaze chips are very hot and very good. Just dont touch your eye after handling them.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
new here
()
Date: January 31, 2018 09:01PM
Hi all,
Im mid 50's and my bowels are doing quite well - seems like Im one of the lucky ones;]
Wondering if there were any underage teens here I could talk to about bowels, bowel movements, my anus and the like.
Thanks
Richard
Im mid 50's and my bowels are doing quite well - seems like Im one of the lucky ones;]
Wondering if there were any underage teens here I could talk to about bowels, bowel movements, my anus and the like.
Thanks
Richard
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: February 01, 2018 04:54AM
Hello aii, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy has a bun in the oven right now. 5am guy has made all the preparations in the mens room, the heat is set to 80, the star shower device is running, Frank Zappa guitar solos are in play and the expensive scented candles are burning. 5am guy is just waiting for the right moment which should come soon.
5am guy is little worried as 5am guy has usually dropped a load by this time. The day shift people start coming in at about 7:30 so 5am guy has to be done pooping and all of 5am guys mood enhancement gear must be stashed away by then.
Everyone has a little secret he keeps, 5am guy takes the dumps while the city sleeps.
5am guy is little worried as 5am guy has usually dropped a load by this time. The day shift people start coming in at about 7:30 so 5am guy has to be done pooping and all of 5am guys mood enhancement gear must be stashed away by then.
Everyone has a little secret he keeps, 5am guy takes the dumps while the city sleeps.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Cd444
()
Date: February 01, 2018 05:08AM
You need mental help
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: February 01, 2018 06:51AM
I ate Burger King breakfast burritos. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: February 01, 2018 07:36AM
Change silver line to brown at Greensboro
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: February 01, 2018 08:04AM
Spinning signz got bunz out on Fairfax Boulevardz. Going to make some dollarz with bayz in bayz. You give me dollarz I give you hollerz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: February 01, 2018 09:16AM
Dad was up last night with the obese neighbor drinking beers and using the waffle maker. It was sick to see them both wearing butter and syrup. They danced and farted all night. The house stinks and mom brought home a lady friend last night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: February 01, 2018 10:36AM
Dried apricots and a lot of fruits this morning. Going to try to stay ahead of the curve
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 01, 2018 11:15AM
Sitting on the groan throne in pain, but happy to watch President Trump's State of the Union address. Every time I see this am amazed by his command presence, his bowels, and his great leadership.
That man is capable of dropping lots of wetbacks at one time. Now to call in midwives.
That man is capable of dropping lots of wetbacks at one time. Now to call in midwives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: February 01, 2018 12:20PM
I agree with BO. And its nice to see a white man in charge again.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: February 01, 2018 12:51PM
If this was about health, instead of sick commentary, you would visit your local grocer.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: February 01, 2018 01:07PM
Advise Onion Wrote:
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> If this was about health, instead of sick
> commentary, you would visit your local grocer.
Fuck off. My bowels my choice. Just had a triple cheeseburger with fries and feel great.
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> If this was about health, instead of sick
> commentary, you would visit your local grocer.
Fuck off. My bowels my choice. Just had a triple cheeseburger with fries and feel great.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: February 01, 2018 02:16PM
Met the obese neighbor in the guidance counselors office. My guidance counselor had him talk about his feelings, but he cried and farted in his pink dress, causing an uncomfortable situation. I am glad my guidance counselor is trying to help, but seeing in front of the school smoking a cigarette and smiling an evil grin is concerning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: February 01, 2018 02:18PM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If this was about health, instead of sick
> > commentary, you would visit your local grocer.
>
>
> Fuck off. My bowels my choice. Just had a triple
> cheeseburger with fries and feel great.
When you have a myocardial infarction, here's the reason.
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> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If this was about health, instead of sick
> > commentary, you would visit your local grocer.
>
>
> Fuck off. My bowels my choice. Just had a triple
> cheeseburger with fries and feel great.
When you have a myocardial infarction, here's the reason.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 01, 2018 03:48PM
As a heart surgery survivor, I can tell you anon dick and his sodomizers did more to cause that problem than foods. Obviously I don't eat foods that could irritate my creaky bowels more, but this snake oil salesman is full of shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
stinky onion
()
Date: February 01, 2018 08:59PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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midwives midwives midwives midwives midwives
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midwives
midwives midwives midwives midwives midwivesRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO RIP
()
Date: February 01, 2018 09:04PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> As a heart surgery survivor, I can tell you anon
> dick and his sodomizers did more to cause that
> problem than foods. Obviously I don't eat foods
> that could irritate my creaky bowels more, but
> this snake oil salesman is full of shit.
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
weekend update Wrote:
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> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!
Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.
Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:34AM
My condolences BO was loved here
The real Brown Onion passed away this spring you are just some jerkoff imitating him and mocking the memory of someone that used to contribute here. Fuck off asshole...
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> As a heart surgery survivor, I can tell you anon
> dick and his sodomizers did more to cause that
> problem than foods. Obviously I don't eat foods
> that could irritate my creaky bowels more, but
> this snake oil salesman is full of shit.
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
weekend update Wrote:
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> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!
Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.
Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:34AM
My condolences BO was loved here
The real Brown Onion passed away this spring you are just some jerkoff imitating him and mocking the memory of someone that used to contribute here. Fuck off asshole...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: February 01, 2018 09:21PM
You wish
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 05:12AM
Ate at IHOP. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
high priced onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 05:16AM
I am going to Golden corral when they open and I am going to eat like a fucking pig. Bowels be damned!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 05:45AM
high priced onion Wrote:
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> I am going to Golden corral when they open and I
> am going to eat like a fucking pig. Bowels be
> damned!
Ouch. What's left of the upper and lower bowels quakes, and the remnants of my starfish scream in angst.
WWBD? It is your choice but like a leper who regains a leg, what shall happen if it falls off again?
Like alcoholism is a disease bowels that betray is also. Our bowels direct us to eat, they our bowels, not our brains direct us what to eat and its a quandary that can lead to horrible results. Either way a sore fish but its about either shrapnel or direct wounds. I wish you well but pray for your colon.
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> I am going to Golden corral when they open and I
> am going to eat like a fucking pig. Bowels be
> damned!
Ouch. What's left of the upper and lower bowels quakes, and the remnants of my starfish scream in angst.
WWBD? It is your choice but like a leper who regains a leg, what shall happen if it falls off again?
Like alcoholism is a disease bowels that betray is also. Our bowels direct us to eat, they our bowels, not our brains direct us what to eat and its a quandary that can lead to horrible results. Either way a sore fish but its about either shrapnel or direct wounds. I wish you well but pray for your colon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 06:24AM
Awake and I do not approve the obese neighbors breakfast for me. Dad is passed out and I think he's trying to be a mother figure, as he's wearing a dress and high heels which is fine. But the breakfast of pancakes and bacon is not healthy.
He is crying about my choice for oatmeal and orange juice. I told him not to take it personally but makeup runs down his face.
He is crying about my choice for oatmeal and orange juice. I told him not to take it personally but makeup runs down his face.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: February 02, 2018 06:54AM
Jesus you "guys" still bitching?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 08:18AM
Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> Jesus you "guys" still bitching?
Seriously if you had IBS or colitis you would be here with us.
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> Jesus you "guys" still bitching?
Seriously if you had IBS or colitis you would be here with us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 08:42AM
Sausage biscuits from burger king make for a tasty breakfast and I just ate three of them. They were good but now I have a funny feeling in my gut. On top of this I am meeting a client for lunch at Ruby Tuesday in just 3 hours. Maybe I need to go home early and try to recover.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Interesting Source of Fibre
()
Date: February 02, 2018 09:03AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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a sore fish
a sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fish
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a sore fish
a sore fish
a sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fisha sore fishRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: February 02, 2018 10:42AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Wally Joyner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jesus you "guys" still bitching?
>
> Seriously if you had IBS or colitis you would be
> here with us.
Fuck no. I'd grow some balls and see a doctor duh
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> Wally Joyner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jesus you "guys" still bitching?
>
> Seriously if you had IBS or colitis you would be
> here with us.
Fuck no. I'd grow some balls and see a doctor duh
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 10:55AM
The lunch ladies are serving fish treasures and fries again today. I predict widespread bowel problems among my fellow students.
I am looking forward to staying at the holiday inn tomorrow, they have a indoor pool.
I am looking forward to staying at the holiday inn tomorrow, they have a indoor pool.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 02:40PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> The lunch ladies are serving fish treasures and
> fries again today. I predict widespread bowel
> problems among my fellow students.
> I am looking forward to staying at the holiday inn
> tomorrow, they have a indoor pool.
With relative youth, hoping their bowels will ensure this but agree with you not a solid decision by the damned school board. These are not bowel friendly, and they still have not responded to my correspondence about Bristol Stool Guides in the serving lines as posters.
With that being said, I am happy that you are getting away from your dads stinky bowels, although I sympathize with him. Age and bowel betrayal go hand in hand.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The lunch ladies are serving fish treasures and
> fries again today. I predict widespread bowel
> problems among my fellow students.
> I am looking forward to staying at the holiday inn
> tomorrow, they have a indoor pool.
With relative youth, hoping their bowels will ensure this but agree with you not a solid decision by the damned school board. These are not bowel friendly, and they still have not responded to my correspondence about Bristol Stool Guides in the serving lines as posters.
With that being said, I am happy that you are getting away from your dads stinky bowels, although I sympathize with him. Age and bowel betrayal go hand in hand.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 03:45PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The lunch ladies are serving fish treasures and
> > fries again today. I predict widespread bowel
> > problems among my fellow students.
> > I am looking forward to staying at the holiday
> inn
> > tomorrow, they have a indoor pool.
>
>
> With relative youth, hoping their bowels will
> ensure this but agree with you not a solid
> decision by the damned school board. These are not
> bowel friendly, and they still have not responded
> to my correspondence about Bristol Stool Guides in
> the serving lines as posters.
>
> With that being said, I am happy that you are
> getting away from your dads stinky bowels,
> although I sympathize with him. Age and bowel
> betrayal go hand in hand.
Yes age BO. I wish I enjoyed my earlier formative years. Alas I did not. Wish the schools would put up that information. Or at least sugar counts.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The lunch ladies are serving fish treasures and
> > fries again today. I predict widespread bowel
> > problems among my fellow students.
> > I am looking forward to staying at the holiday
> inn
> > tomorrow, they have a indoor pool.
>
>
> With relative youth, hoping their bowels will
> ensure this but agree with you not a solid
> decision by the damned school board. These are not
> bowel friendly, and they still have not responded
> to my correspondence about Bristol Stool Guides in
> the serving lines as posters.
>
> With that being said, I am happy that you are
> getting away from your dads stinky bowels,
> although I sympathize with him. Age and bowel
> betrayal go hand in hand.
Yes age BO. I wish I enjoyed my earlier formative years. Alas I did not. Wish the schools would put up that information. Or at least sugar counts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: February 02, 2018 03:55PM
Hi BiB's!
I hope everyone is doing well. I am finding the thread is a more enjoyable read with the images blocked and I hope all the true BiB's are blocking them as well.
Mrs. Dive and I are taking a few days off next week and tomorrow we head out on a RV trip to the eastern Tennessee/western North carolina border area where we like to stay. We are staying in a commercial campground because our camper water systems are not equipped for freezing weather. We are going to have to use the campground bath house restrooms and I am a little concerned about that. I just cant poop with someone in the stall next to me. I spoke with a campground employee earlier and he said they have very few customers right now so maybe I will be okay, I am not going to let my reduced capacity bowels stop me from doing fun stuff! We will have a porta-potty in the camper for Mrs Dive to pee in during the night but we don't use it for number two.
We are planning a visit to a casino that is on a Indian reservation just for fun. This place looks pretty cool. https://www.caesars.com/harrahs-cherokee/casino
I hope everyone is doing well. I am finding the thread is a more enjoyable read with the images blocked and I hope all the true BiB's are blocking them as well.
Mrs. Dive and I are taking a few days off next week and tomorrow we head out on a RV trip to the eastern Tennessee/western North carolina border area where we like to stay. We are staying in a commercial campground because our camper water systems are not equipped for freezing weather. We are going to have to use the campground bath house restrooms and I am a little concerned about that. I just cant poop with someone in the stall next to me. I spoke with a campground employee earlier and he said they have very few customers right now so maybe I will be okay, I am not going to let my reduced capacity bowels stop me from doing fun stuff! We will have a porta-potty in the camper for Mrs Dive to pee in during the night but we don't use it for number two.
We are planning a visit to a casino that is on a Indian reservation just for fun. This place looks pretty cool. https://www.caesars.com/harrahs-cherokee/casino
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: February 02, 2018 04:01PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's!
> I hope everyone is doing well. I am finding the
> thread is a more enjoyable read with the images
> blocked and I hope all the true BiB's are blocking
> them as well.
>
> Mrs. Dive and I are taking a few days off next
> week and tomorrow we head out on a RV trip to the
> eastern Tennessee/western North carolina border
> area where we like to stay. We are staying in a
> commercial campground because our camper water
> systems are not equipped for freezing weather. We
> are going to have to use the campground bath house
> restrooms and I am a little concerned about that.
> I just cant poop with someone in the stall next to
> me. I spoke with a campground employee earlier and
> he said they have very few customers right now so
> maybe I will be okay, I am not going to let my
> reduced capacity bowels stop me from doing fun
> stuff! We will have a porta-potty in the camper
> for Mrs Dive to pee in during the night but we
> don't use it for number two.
> We are planning a visit to a casino that is on a
> Indian reservation just for fun. This place looks
> pretty cool.
> https://www.caesars.com/harrahs-cherokee/casino
At least you're able to explain a bit more with some eloquence and maturity than those stupid losers.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi BiB's!
> I hope everyone is doing well. I am finding the
> thread is a more enjoyable read with the images
> blocked and I hope all the true BiB's are blocking
> them as well.
>
> Mrs. Dive and I are taking a few days off next
> week and tomorrow we head out on a RV trip to the
> eastern Tennessee/western North carolina border
> area where we like to stay. We are staying in a
> commercial campground because our camper water
> systems are not equipped for freezing weather. We
> are going to have to use the campground bath house
> restrooms and I am a little concerned about that.
> I just cant poop with someone in the stall next to
> me. I spoke with a campground employee earlier and
> he said they have very few customers right now so
> maybe I will be okay, I am not going to let my
> reduced capacity bowels stop me from doing fun
> stuff! We will have a porta-potty in the camper
> for Mrs Dive to pee in during the night but we
> don't use it for number two.
> We are planning a visit to a casino that is on a
> Indian reservation just for fun. This place looks
> pretty cool.
> https://www.caesars.com/harrahs-cherokee/casino
At least you're able to explain a bit more with some eloquence and maturity than those stupid losers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 04:23PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's!
> I hope everyone is doing well. I am finding the
> thread is a more enjoyable read with the images
> blocked and I hope all the true BiB's are blocking
> them as well.
>
> Mrs. Dive and I are taking a few days off next
> week and tomorrow we head out on a RV trip to the
> eastern Tennessee/western North carolina border
> area where we like to stay. We are staying in a
> commercial campground because our camper water
> systems are not equipped for freezing weather. We
> are going to have to use the campground bath house
> restrooms and I am a little concerned about that.
> I just cant poop with someone in the stall next to
> me. I spoke with a campground employee earlier and
> he said they have very few customers right now so
> maybe I will be okay, I am not going to let my
> reduced capacity bowels stop me from doing fun
> stuff! We will have a porta-potty in the camper
> for Mrs Dive to pee in during the night but we
> don't use it for number two.
> We are planning a visit to a casino that is on a
> Indian reservation just for fun. This place looks
> pretty cool.
> https://www.caesars.com/harrahs-cherokee/casino
I worry about your bowels with the porta potty dive bomber. On a plus note white people but how are you going to keep marital bliss at not so brown levels?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi BiB's!
> I hope everyone is doing well. I am finding the
> thread is a more enjoyable read with the images
> blocked and I hope all the true BiB's are blocking
> them as well.
>
> Mrs. Dive and I are taking a few days off next
> week and tomorrow we head out on a RV trip to the
> eastern Tennessee/western North carolina border
> area where we like to stay. We are staying in a
> commercial campground because our camper water
> systems are not equipped for freezing weather. We
> are going to have to use the campground bath house
> restrooms and I am a little concerned about that.
> I just cant poop with someone in the stall next to
> me. I spoke with a campground employee earlier and
> he said they have very few customers right now so
> maybe I will be okay, I am not going to let my
> reduced capacity bowels stop me from doing fun
> stuff! We will have a porta-potty in the camper
> for Mrs Dive to pee in during the night but we
> don't use it for number two.
> We are planning a visit to a casino that is on a
> Indian reservation just for fun. This place looks
> pretty cool.
> https://www.caesars.com/harrahs-cherokee/casino
I worry about your bowels with the porta potty dive bomber. On a plus note white people but how are you going to keep marital bliss at not so brown levels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 04:36PM
My poor eating choices caused me to have to stop and use a construction site portable shithouse on the way home. I was praying that it would be empty and that it had toilet paper. Thanks be to God it was not in use and that two foot diameter roll of toilet paper hanging on the wall was a beautiful sight!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
those tools
()
Date: February 02, 2018 04:42PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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your dads stinky bowels
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your dads stinky bowels
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Truth Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 04:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The lunch ladies are serving fish treasures and
> > fries again today. I predict widespread bowel
> > problems among my fellow students.
> > I am looking forward to staying at the holiday
> inn
> > tomorrow, they have a indoor pool.
>
>
> With relative youth, hoping their bowels will
> ensure this but agree with you not a solid
> decision by the damned school board. These are not
> bowel friendly, and they still have not responded
> to my correspondence about Bristol Stool Guides in
> the serving lines as posters.
>
> With that being said, I am happy that you are
> getting away from your dads stinky bowels,
> although I sympathize with him. Age and bowel
> betrayal go hand in hand.
You stupid old fool its what you eat and how you exercise not your age. Im sorry you are so stupid and suffering physically from same. No cure really at this point you will just suffer and spread ignorance until you are shitting your bed I guess. Kind of a pathetic thought but well deserved...
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The lunch ladies are serving fish treasures and
> > fries again today. I predict widespread bowel
> > problems among my fellow students.
> > I am looking forward to staying at the holiday
> inn
> > tomorrow, they have a indoor pool.
>
>
> With relative youth, hoping their bowels will
> ensure this but agree with you not a solid
> decision by the damned school board. These are not
> bowel friendly, and they still have not responded
> to my correspondence about Bristol Stool Guides in
> the serving lines as posters.
>
> With that being said, I am happy that you are
> getting away from your dads stinky bowels,
> although I sympathize with him. Age and bowel
> betrayal go hand in hand.
You stupid old fool its what you eat and how you exercise not your age. Im sorry you are so stupid and suffering physically from same. No cure really at this point you will just suffer and spread ignorance until you are shitting your bed I guess. Kind of a pathetic thought but well deserved...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: February 02, 2018 06:21PM
My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI, write ups with not one iota of intelligence, actions have consequences.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 07:19PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI, write
> ups with not one iota of intelligence, actions
> have consequences.
Why would we any reasonable person go to you? You're clearly nuts! We don't like your lack of support here FYI.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI, write
> ups with not one iota of intelligence, actions
> have consequences.
Why would we any reasonable person go to you? You're clearly nuts! We don't like your lack of support here FYI.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 07:31PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI, write
> ups with not one iota of intelligence, actions
> have consequences.
I would rather have pancreatic cancer than visiting your office.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI, write
> ups with not one iota of intelligence, actions
> have consequences.
I would rather have pancreatic cancer than visiting your office.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: February 02, 2018 08:05PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI,
> write
> > ups with not one iota of intelligence, actions
> > have consequences.
>
>
> I would rather have pancreatic cancer than
> visiting your office.
That's flat out wrong as my Uncle Edwin died of that. Its been years but nothing worse
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> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI,
> write
> > ups with not one iota of intelligence, actions
> > have consequences.
>
>
> I would rather have pancreatic cancer than
> visiting your office.
That's flat out wrong as my Uncle Edwin died of that. Its been years but nothing worse
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Only the good die young
()
Date: February 02, 2018 08:30PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI,
> write
> > ups with not one iota of intelligence, actions
> > have consequences.
>
>
> I would rather have pancreatic cancer than
> visiting your office.
I guess we can all hope. Why not just fake your death again?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI,
> write
> > ups with not one iota of intelligence, actions
> > have consequences.
>
>
> I would rather have pancreatic cancer than
> visiting your office.
I guess we can all hope. Why not just fake your death again?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: February 02, 2018 08:51PM
Only the good die young Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anon Doc. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI,
> > write
> > > ups with not one iota of intelligence,
> actions
> > > have consequences.
> >
> >
> > I would rather have pancreatic cancer than
> > visiting your office.
>
> I guess we can all hope. Why not just fake your
> death again?
Wishing for someone's death is just as offensive as BO's comments
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anon Doc. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI,
> > write
> > > ups with not one iota of intelligence,
> actions
> > > have consequences.
> >
> >
> > I would rather have pancreatic cancer than
> > visiting your office.
>
> I guess we can all hope. Why not just fake your
> death again?
Wishing for someone's death is just as offensive as BO's comments
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2018 09:15PM
Your local grocer would be the best place to go. There they have local produce, and avoid the processed foods.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
grocer onion
()
Date: February 03, 2018 05:44AM
Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Your local grocer would be the best place to go.
> There they have local produce, and avoid the
> processed foods.
Have you ever gotten anyone to give a fuck about any of your opinions before? I am guessing no. Do you see the pattern here?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Your local grocer would be the best place to go.
> There they have local produce, and avoid the
> processed foods.
Have you ever gotten anyone to give a fuck about any of your opinions before? I am guessing no. Do you see the pattern here?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 03, 2018 06:55AM
I went overboard with my anger, and I owe Mr. Johns an apology. From my heart and bowels I am sorry for the loss cancer caused you and that was not polite.
This morning getting ready for liftoff. T minus who knows but its going to be a bowel busting experience. If I can get rid of this, thinking about handing out basketballs in South east as birth control.
This morning getting ready for liftoff. T minus who knows but its going to be a bowel busting experience. If I can get rid of this, thinking about handing out basketballs in South east as birth control.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: February 03, 2018 07:32AM
Brown nation
by,
Jhonny Bravo.
They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
it took away our joy of life
our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
took away our healthy bungs
and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
and all the rectal pain we could withstand
came from Anon doc's wedding band
Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
so proud to dump, so proud to try
They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
though I have a disabled brown eye
I still have a moving van deep inside
Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
so proud to dump, so proud to try
by,
Jhonny Bravo.
They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
it took away our joy of life
our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
took away our healthy bungs
and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
and all the rectal pain we could withstand
came from Anon doc's wedding band
Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
so proud to dump, so proud to try
They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
though I have a disabled brown eye
I still have a moving van deep inside
Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
so proud to dump, so proud to try
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: February 03, 2018 12:52PM
Johnny Bravo thank you for your songs. Each one makes me smile.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
notreally
()
Date: February 03, 2018 01:06PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Only the good die young Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anon Doc. Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI,
> > > write
> > > > ups with not one iota of intelligence,
> > actions
> > > > have consequences.
> > >
> > >
> > > I would rather have pancreatic cancer than
> > > visiting your office.
> >
> > I guess we can all hope. Why not just fake
> your
> > death again?
>
>
> Wishing for someone's death is just as offensive
> as BO's comments
Not if they are fictional - which BO is. The real Brown Onion passed away of heart disease this past April as posted by his brother and sister here. The current poster is an imposter and a poor, racist imitation.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Only the good die young Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anon Doc. Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > My sentiments exactly. You don't see a GI,
> > > write
> > > > ups with not one iota of intelligence,
> > actions
> > > > have consequences.
> > >
> > >
> > > I would rather have pancreatic cancer than
> > > visiting your office.
> >
> > I guess we can all hope. Why not just fake
> your
> > death again?
>
>
> Wishing for someone's death is just as offensive
> as BO's comments
Not if they are fictional - which BO is. The real Brown Onion passed away of heart disease this past April as posted by his brother and sister here. The current poster is an imposter and a poor, racist imitation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Fingers
()
Date: February 03, 2018 01:08PM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Brown nation
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo.
>
>
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> it took away our joy of life
> our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
> took away our healthy bungs
> and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
> and all the rectal pain we could withstand
> came from Anon doc's wedding band
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> though I have a disabled brown eye
> I still have a moving van deep inside
>
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
This is so bad it should be banned. Do you really think banal bathroom 'humor' is of any value to anyone. Its not creative and not funny.
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> Brown nation
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo.
>
>
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> it took away our joy of life
> our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
> took away our healthy bungs
> and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
> and all the rectal pain we could withstand
> came from Anon doc's wedding band
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> though I have a disabled brown eye
> I still have a moving van deep inside
>
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
This is so bad it should be banned. Do you really think banal bathroom 'humor' is of any value to anyone. Its not creative and not funny.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Fingers
()
Date: February 03, 2018 01:09PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Johnny Bravo thank you for your songs. Each one
> makes me smile.
Says the poster that gives us fictional BO and Spring Onion - looking at your asshole dilation makes you smile too - pretty low bar dont you think...
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> Johnny Bravo thank you for your songs. Each one
> makes me smile.
Says the poster that gives us fictional BO and Spring Onion - looking at your asshole dilation makes you smile too - pretty low bar dont you think...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
apology onion
()
Date: February 03, 2018 01:11PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I went overboard with my angerapology accepted my angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology accepted
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> I went overboard with my anger
apology accepted my angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedmy angerapology acceptedRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gene Siskel
()
Date: February 03, 2018 01:44PM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Brown nation
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo.
>
>
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> it took away our joy of life
> our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
> took away our healthy bungs
> and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
> and all the rectal pain we could withstand
> came from Anon doc's wedding band
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> though I have a disabled brown eye
> I still have a moving van deep inside
>
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
Just stop. You are not talented or funny.
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> Brown nation
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo.
>
>
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> it took away our joy of life
> our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
> took away our healthy bungs
> and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
> and all the rectal pain we could withstand
> came from Anon doc's wedding band
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> though I have a disabled brown eye
> I still have a moving van deep inside
>
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
Just stop. You are not talented or funny.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: February 03, 2018 02:54PM
Fruit and vegetables from your local grocer. You're welcome.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Fingers
()
Date: February 03, 2018 03:00PM
Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Fruit and vegetables from your local grocer.
> You're welcome.
sorry friend this group is devoted to fast food and processed white flour and transfat goodies. I doubt they have eaten a veggie other than french fries since they left their mommies feeding them frozen then boiled Green Giant green beans. Poor bastards. Their bowels and brains are so inflamed they probably just walk in circles all day wondering why this is all happening to them.
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> Fruit and vegetables from your local grocer.
> You're welcome.
sorry friend this group is devoted to fast food and processed white flour and transfat goodies. I doubt they have eaten a veggie other than french fries since they left their mommies feeding them frozen then boiled Green Giant green beans. Poor bastards. Their bowels and brains are so inflamed they probably just walk in circles all day wondering why this is all happening to them.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: February 03, 2018 03:04PM
Fuck you sanctimonious assholes. My bowels my choice. Just ate an ice cream cake. The whole Damn thing!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Fingers
()
Date: February 03, 2018 04:36PM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Fuck you sanctimonious assholes. My bowels my
> choice. Just ate an ice cream cake. The whole Damn
> thing!
Boiled is one of the few I respect here - says what he eats and that he doesnt care and doesnt complain with disgusting accounts of his bodily functions. Normal person. Unlike the scat freaks that watch themselves shit with mirrors stuck down in the toilet. Disgusting.
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> Fuck you sanctimonious assholes. My bowels my
> choice. Just ate an ice cream cake. The whole Damn
> thing!
Boiled is one of the few I respect here - says what he eats and that he doesnt care and doesnt complain with disgusting accounts of his bodily functions. Normal person. Unlike the scat freaks that watch themselves shit with mirrors stuck down in the toilet. Disgusting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 03, 2018 05:46PM
Its a free world and free forum, free speech and land of the free. If Boiled Onion wants to tear his bowels apart, his right but my bowels and heart hurt thinking about what that would do to my innards and starfish.
It might look good and taste great. But that's a splinter that will cause battle damage.
It might look good and taste great. But that's a splinter that will cause battle damage.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Chesea Handler
()
Date: February 03, 2018 05:49PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Its a free world and free forum, free speech and
> land of the free. If Boiled Onion wants to tear
> his bowels apart, his right but my bowels and
> heart hurt thinking about what that would do to my
> innards and starfish.
>
> It might look good and taste great. But that's a
> splinter that will cause battle damage.
Go fuck yourself, you racist cunt waffle.
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> Its a free world and free forum, free speech and
> land of the free. If Boiled Onion wants to tear
> his bowels apart, his right but my bowels and
> heart hurt thinking about what that would do to my
> innards and starfish.
>
> It might look good and taste great. But that's a
> splinter that will cause battle damage.
Go fuck yourself, you racist cunt waffle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 03, 2018 05:56PM
Chesea Handler Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its a free world and free forum, free speech
> and
> > land of the free. If Boiled Onion wants to tear
> > his bowels apart, his right but my bowels and
> > heart hurt thinking about what that would do to
> my
> > innards and starfish.
> >
> > It might look good and taste great. But that's
> a
> > splinter that will cause battle damage.
>
> Go fuck yourself, you racist cunt waffle.
And how are your bowels? Irritated?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its a free world and free forum, free speech
> and
> > land of the free. If Boiled Onion wants to tear
> > his bowels apart, his right but my bowels and
> > heart hurt thinking about what that would do to
> my
> > innards and starfish.
> >
> > It might look good and taste great. But that's
> a
> > splinter that will cause battle damage.
>
> Go fuck yourself, you racist cunt waffle.
And how are your bowels? Irritated?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sureok
()
Date: February 03, 2018 07:55PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Its a free world and free forum, free speech and
> land of the free. If Boiled Onion wants to tear
> his bowels apart, his right but my bowels and
> heart hurt thinking about what that would do to my
> innards and starfish.
>
> It might look good and taste great. But that's a
> splinter that will cause battle damage.
Arent you the freak that looks at your asshole with a mirror and uses child like terms such as 'starfish' for anus? What exactly is wrong with you?
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> Its a free world and free forum, free speech and
> land of the free. If Boiled Onion wants to tear
> his bowels apart, his right but my bowels and
> heart hurt thinking about what that would do to my
> innards and starfish.
>
> It might look good and taste great. But that's a
> splinter that will cause battle damage.
Arent you the freak that looks at your asshole with a mirror and uses child like terms such as 'starfish' for anus? What exactly is wrong with you?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
toad onion
()
Date: February 03, 2018 07:56PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> And how are your bowels? Irritated?
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> And how are your bowels? Irritated?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: February 03, 2018 10:57PM
sureok Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its a free world and free forum, free speech
> and
> > land of the free. If Boiled Onion wants to tear
> > his bowels apart, his right but my bowels and
> > heart hurt thinking about what that would do to
> my
> > innards and starfish.
> >
> > It might look good and taste great. But that's
> a
> > splinter that will cause battle damage.
>
>
> Arent you the freak that looks at your asshole
> with a mirror and uses child like terms such as
> 'starfish' for anus? What exactly is wrong with
> you?
I'm a bowel buddy and think you can argue with Onion or others, but you've been total dicks since day 1. Seriously let water roll off your bback.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its a free world and free forum, free speech
> and
> > land of the free. If Boiled Onion wants to tear
> > his bowels apart, his right but my bowels and
> > heart hurt thinking about what that would do to
> my
> > innards and starfish.
> >
> > It might look good and taste great. But that's
> a
> > splinter that will cause battle damage.
>
>
> Arent you the freak that looks at your asshole
> with a mirror and uses child like terms such as
> 'starfish' for anus? What exactly is wrong with
> you?
I'm a bowel buddy and think you can argue with Onion or others, but you've been total dicks since day 1. Seriously let water roll off your bback.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: February 04, 2018 09:27AM
I am backed up this morning
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fibre man
()
Date: February 04, 2018 11:06AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It might look goodlooklook good look good look good look good look good look good look good look good good
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> It might look good
looklook good look good look good look good look good look good look good look good good Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: February 04, 2018 11:29AM
Dad and the obese neighbor along with a bunch of very little dressed men are at the house. Some of them have Patriots pom poms the others have eagles. Actually it looks like they are dressed up as cheerleaders. I'm glad mom is taking grandma and me to a hotel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Buford T Justice
()
Date: February 04, 2018 11:58AM
Glad to be back from a vacation to Hawaii. The hotel commode was great. The flush ratio was the best I've seen. Not sure if island related but want one for the house. Will catch up on reading posts here but hope all are okay.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: February 04, 2018 01:28PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor along with a bunch of
> very little dressed men are at the house. Some of
> them have Patriots pom poms the others have
> eagles. Actually it looks like they are dressed up
> as cheerleaders. I'm glad mom is taking grandma
> and me to a hotel.
Spring kudos on political correctness. The midgets sound like a lot of fun for an in-home halftime show bro, why dont you and your mom stick around for it? Curious as to your waist and inseam size if you cannot measure pictures in your underwear will work as I think I might have some clothes that would fit you.
How is your starfish? I could send you a mirror you hold down in the toilet so you could watch yourself take a shit for medical purposes...
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> Dad and the obese neighbor along with a bunch of
> very little dressed men are at the house. Some of
> them have Patriots pom poms the others have
> eagles. Actually it looks like they are dressed up
> as cheerleaders. I'm glad mom is taking grandma
> and me to a hotel.
Spring kudos on political correctness. The midgets sound like a lot of fun for an in-home halftime show bro, why dont you and your mom stick around for it? Curious as to your waist and inseam size if you cannot measure pictures in your underwear will work as I think I might have some clothes that would fit you.
How is your starfish? I could send you a mirror you hold down in the toilet so you could watch yourself take a shit for medical purposes...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: February 04, 2018 02:37PM
A surprise. Look at wasted time a jerk impersonating spring onion and I. What a loser.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 04, 2018 04:14PM
Off the groan throne. Got some easy to digest foods. My guess is the Patriots will win because they have more white players. Matilda and her rug rats and I will be watching the game and funny commercials. From our bowels to yours enjoy!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: February 05, 2018 05:46AM
I ate Bob Evans. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: February 05, 2018 06:58AM
Dad the obese neighbor and the men in cheer leader suits are passed out drunk. I don't like to wake up to this and their farting while sleeping is gross. The living room reeks of their smells, and the dog is walking backwards. Mom and grandma will be angry if they see this.