Not enough to pay for routine expenditures at the end of the billing cycle.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Go fuck yourself, Linus-bitch. You’ve done
> nothing but make an ass of your simpleton self all
> day. 81% of 2019 equity line interest paid ended
> up being tax deductible. Nowhere near 81% of 2019
> charges to the equity line were for deductible
> expenses. Inventory control is a wonderful thing.
> Your tiny brain is not.


Doesn't matter what the percentage was. Nondeductible interest on personal expenses never becomes deductible. All that your "inventory management" does is to increase the interest/borrowing cost for the deductible interest. Once again, the objective is not to generate MORE deductible interest in order to create a higher deduction. That's a wash at best and, more typically, a loss on net.

Now of course if you wanted to post the "simple math" that you said that I was missing to support that claim...

Yeah, I know, blah blah blah.

Give it a rest, dope. We could easily use our own money to pay for everything, but as you are just plain too fucking dumb to understand, it is to our advantage to use low-cost OPM for that instead, thereby maxing levels of funds in our own higher earning investments. If you were even a bit clever, you would have learned this long ago.

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Life is hard for assholes getting the big bad boot put up their sorry butts day after day after day. Fucking ignorant losers.

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> Life is hard for assholes getting the big bad boot
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The assholes are so monumentally fucked up.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The assholes are so monumentally fucked up.


I think you are mistaken. It is you that started all of this and keeps perpetuating it instead of just dropping it. Quit posting and it all ends. But we know you can't because you are fucked in the head. You have serious mental issues old man. Oh, and you are a faggot.

The mental issues here lie with the weasels and weaklings who would subvert truth. justice, and the American way.

So, it was just more swing-and-a-miss humiliation for the Whiffies all day long yesterday. Toasted on grills and no-fish pizzerias, they moved on to fail audits re credit card cash back facts, and of course how equity line interest deductions work. It's all been explained to them before of course, and in childishly simple language specially dumbed down for them, but it doesn't matter. First, they are excruciatingly dumb, and second, what really bothers them so is just the same old ignorance, envy, and butthurt that torture their every waking moment. This of course was most recently sent into overdrive by an upscale lunch with The Principals. Even though that was a week ago now, it still tears and eats away at them in their so clearly perceived inferiority. It just plain sucks to be them.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The mental issues here lie with the weasels and
> weaklings who would subvert truth. justice, and
> the American way.


Oh wow. So now you are not only an expert in EVERYTHING, you're a goddamn Superhero? What color is your cape, pink?

Well, here we go again -- another gorgeous summer morning out here in the beautiful Sweet Spot, home to wealthy retirees and various others of a certain station. It was a delightful 72 degrees outside when I got up, with clear blue skies, soft breezes, amd little chance of any rain. At least until late afternoon, when the usual risks of showers and t-storms will once again apply. In the meantime, while the excessive 92% humidity was noticeable, it was still quite a pleasant run out and back to bring in the morning paper. No wildlife sightings to report, but we were of course visited late yesterday by a pair of handsome browsing bucks. They are big guys anyway, but their antlers are getting big now too, which of course makes them all the more impressive. No doubt we'll be seeing such again later on.

Sadly, we will also see the hideous and ridiculous President Ding Dong on every channel later on as well. Abandoned now by the Alternate Facts Floozie, the Fat Boy will still strut and fret his hour upon the stage starting tonight until he is mercifully heard no more. And of course it will all be but a tall tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. That's how it is when one is just a whiny and deplorable empty vessel of self-serving greed and grift.

In other news, Anibal Sanchez turned his back on a 3-start swath of 2020 failure last night, firing seven very solid innings at the Marlins. And he got some impressive backup at the plate from Trea Turner and Luis Garcia, each now an infield mainstay with Starlin Castro on the shelf. The results were favorable, as in a 9-3 victory that was fun, rather then depressing, to watch. The Phils knocked off the Braves as well though, so we are still just half a game above last place. We'll play one more against The Fish today to see if we can improve on that. Austin Voth will have to lead the way while outdueling the recently effective Pablo Lopez on the other side. Voth has that sort of thing in him, but it may or may not come out.

Never coming out with much of course are these dopes and dullards over in Falls Church City. The clowns for some reason insist on having the living shit kicked out of them on the same points over and over and over again. Go figure, By the way, the Little City lost the Water Wars (by a lot), and fresh, wild-caught scallops are available in this market 365 days a year. There's still no branzino to be had over at the pizza place today, but the lobster panino might be good. It's not made on a proper grill of course. No word meanwhile on the identity of the dead body found in the road (S Washington St) this past Saturday morning or how the poor soul may have expired. I'm sure local police will get to the bottom of things soon though.

JP is a fag Wrote:
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> Oh wow. So now you are not only an expert in
> EVERYTHING, you're a goddamn Superhero? What color
> is your cape, pink?

LOL. Truth, justice, and the American way are things that anyone can stand up for. Why do you not support any of them?

The truth is you are a liar.

Name one, loser-fool.

LOL! You'll only lie, equivocate, prevaricate or cavil about that. Liar. You aren't confident enough in any of your assertions to actually substantiate them. You aren't known as the lying shit-shack shut-in for your commitment to telling the truth.

Hahahaha! How many days has it been since June 10? Seems like 75 or so, and still you haven’t managed to name a single lie I’ve told here. Oh for seventy-five. That’s because unlike you, I can simply rely on fact and reason. That would be such a strange thing for you.

You've now spent 74 days fumbling around in the dark too inept to find your rather obvious lies. Those lies are readily visible to even the most casual observer. That's sad, even for an impotent invalid like you.

Let's not forget it's now been 84 days that you have completely FAILED at proving that you've found any street views of these alleged CMYK townhouses or that any of these street views exist in the Great Forest Neighborhood. You just plain suck at everything you attempt and there is nothing you can say to dispute it.

Perhaps the two failures are connected. LOL!

The usual pathetic slop from the big fat shit-slinging asshole.

Haha! You can't dispute either with anything beyond an uninformed "I said so" statement! Liar.

The long season of no naming of lies told by me continues. The grill-dope just can’t back up any of the slop he slings.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The grill-dope just can’t back up
> any of the slop he slings.

And you are willing and able to back up the slop you sling with anything beyond an uninformed "I said so" statement? It's a yes or no question. Anything beyond yes or no is more equivocation and prevarication on your part.

The patently obvious requires no proof. And when proof of it is supplied anyway, you run like a frightened Tokyo resident fleeing the advances of Godzilla. You’re a no-account loser and lying miserable failure.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The patently obvious requires no proof.

Sort of how it's patently obvious you are a liar?

> And when
> proof of it is supplied anyway, you run like a
> frightened Tokyo resident fleeing the advances of
> Godzilla.

Provide an example of this ridiculous assertion. Additionally, there are instances where you've cowardly refused to provide proof of your assertions.

>You’re a no-account loser and lying
> miserable failure.

You couldn't even answer a simple yes or no question without prevarication and equivocation. Everyone here, including you, knows you are the loser and liar in any and all matters.

George Bromley. The specials menu from Cafe Chardonnay. Every wood-fired grill at a GAR store. You simply hate truth. Asshole .

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> George Bromley.

The hack Falls Church Times staff writer you tried to pass of as a local historian? Simply pointing out your prevaricating ways doesn't make you look too good here. Speaking of George though, what has he had to say about the deal since its conclusion that netted the city a chunk of cash and and some nice plots of land? Well? Why you want to re-litigate an issue that you were so badly beaten is beyond me. I guess you'll do anything to distract others and distance yourself from your latest lies and blunders.

> The specials menu from Cafe
> Chardonnay.

Is that what that blurry picture was that you posted from your alleged trip to FL? If so, why couldn't you just say what it was back then? Why all the ridiculous cloak and dagger routine from you. What a dope you are.

> Every wood-fired grill at a GAR
> store.

What's to run from? When has that ever been a relevant point in any discussion in this thread or this forum?

> You simply hate truth. Asshole .

I haven't seen the truth from you and I doubt that will change. Liar.

LOL! George Bromley was not some mere amateur local lying douchebag. He was in fact the PRE-EMINENT local historian of the Water Wars and the utter decimation of every shred of a vestige of a feeble case that FCC tried to pursue. As he chronicled, it was all a HUGE and expensive loss for the City.

There was of course nothing blurry about the Cafe Chardonnay photo which indisputably confirmed the simple truth that you in your weak-ass futility cannot begin to accept, namely that the wife and I indeed used our equity line to be in Palm Beach on the evening of March 12.

And of course your lack of understanding concerning what is and is not a proper grill has been central to one of your more recent incidents of gross and dumbass failure and fucking-up.

You’ve basically just had three cases of having the living shit kicked out of you here all over again. Enjoy the extended version of your hopeless losing, asshole.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> LOL! George Bromley was not some mere amateur
> local lying douchebag. He was in fact the
> PRE-EMINENT local historian of the Water Wars

LOL! George was the local gadfly who was a retiree from the federal government. Whereas you litter this place with your asinine thoughts, his sandbox was The Falls Church Times site. If he was so PRE-EMINENT how is it that his last piece of writing on the matter occurred more than a year before the sale of the system was final? Face it, you found a malcontent that shares your misguided and ill-informed opinion and feebly attempted to pass him off as some serious historian. Pathetic, even by your conniving standards. What's your boy Nick have to say about all of this?

> and
> the utter decimation of every shred of a vestige
> of a feeble case that FCC tried to pursue. As he
> chronicled, it was all a HUGE and expensive loss
> for the City.

Culminating in $40 Million in cold hard cash and total control of some of the areas most valuable and sought after real estate.

> There was of course nothing blurry about the Cafe
> Chardonnay photo

LOL! NOBODY could read it. NOBODY.

> which indisputably confirmed the
> simple truth that you in your weak-ass futility
> cannot begin to accept, namely that the wife and I
> indeed used our equity line to be in Palm Beach on
> the evening of March 12.

If visible, it might have proven that you had some sort of relative or acquaintance go and take a picture of it. After all, you've been known to do that.

> And of course your lack of understanding
> concerning what is and is not a proper grill has
> been central to one of your more recent incidents
> of gross and dumbass failure and fucking-up.

LOL! Again, it is not my fault that you don't know what a grill is or that grills can be heated using various fuel sources. For a guy that claims such tight connections to the hospitality industry, you really don't seem to know jack shit. Multiple outlets reported the addition of a grill to 2941. They offer grilled food on the menu. It certainly doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to get to the bottom of the matter, but someone as dumb as you couldn't put two and two together and get the right answer. Shocker. If you'd actually called, you'd have found out that the branzino is grilled in their kitchen on a grill without the use of a pan or baking dish.

> You’ve basically just had three cases of having
> the living shit kicked out of you here all over
> again.

Neither you or anyone else actually believes that.

Remember, you couldn't even answer a simple yes or no question without prevarication and equivocation. Everyone here, including you, knows you are the loser and liar in any and all matters.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The specials menu from Cafe
> Chardonnay. Every wood-fired grill at a GAR
>



HAHAHAHAHAHA! Only a dope orders the special. The specials are old stuff the rest. couldn't sell so they want to get rid of it before they gotta chuck it & eat the cost. So it's old stuff going bad. Didn't your imaginary expert & experienced Principal friends ever tell you that? Mr. Rest. expert! hahahahahaha. What a simple ass jackoff.

& there ain't any grills at any GAR. everything at GAR's microwaved & overpriced. Only a moron would eat there. OH, WAIT! YOU'RE a moron.

It’s all so like Phase-1. Just a soul-crusher for the toasted asshole.

Remind me again of your phase one failure. All of your fuck-ups are difficult to keep track of. They run together over time.

I'll note you are once again shifting gears in yet another feeble attempt to distract others and distance yourself from your latest lies and blunders.

There is no need for Phase-1 reminders. The pain of that memory is seared deep into your brain. And here of course you re-commit the crimes of denying the definitive history of the Water Wars, definitive proof that we were in Palm Beach as noted, and a definitive collection of examples of what a proper grill would look like. You are just a maladroit intellectual fraud, and that’s all you ever have been.

Well, the Whiffies certainly wilted badly overnight, but while they might want to deny it (like everything else), it sure enough is another beautiful summer morning out here in the sensational Sweet Spot. It was a nifty 73 degrees outside when I first got up, and while about ten degrees will have been added to that now, it's still a bright, bright, bright, sunshiny day out this way. We could see the 90-degree mark for the first time in a while this afternoon though, and there will of course be some chance of scattered showers and t-storms. Wouldn't be late August without those. The trip out to retrieve the morning paper was a tad warmer than it has been of late, but the humidity is down and the breezes are up, so it was still a pleasant enough errand to run. No wildlife along the way, but we know that they are not far away.

Very, very far away on the other hand is the deranged and fantasy-land mind of President Ding Dong. Rather than imaginary Communists under the bed, it's now imaginary anarchists in the closet in the latest reprise and rebranding of age-old, fact-free, right-wing, scare tactics, campfire stories. The goblins will get ya fer sher in their off-base, 'worry about witches' universe. Such a crowd of IQ<80 losers!

In other news, you might wonder how many ERA<80 pitchers the Nats will end the season with. Austin Voth had been making a bit of a name for himself by throwing fairly well in the phony-season, this year, but with Javy Guerra lending a hand by not getting people out upon coming on in relief, Voth fell into a 6-run 4th inning donation to the Marlins cause that all but put the game out of reach. Nats bats did awaken late, but Dakota Bacus was able to give up runs just as fast as we could score them. Even with four hits from Soto and fout RBIs from Eaton, the mound generosity was enough to send the not-so-good-tonight guys down by a final count of 11-8. That drops us back into a tie for last place in the NL East with PHI, the very club that comes in for a silent-season DC visit next. Looks like they will throw Jake Arrieta at us, while we counter with Erick Fedde.

no signs of progress either in sorry old Fall Church City, nor of any further info on the dead bosy found lying in S Washington Street Saturday morning. You'd think a thing like that would command some attention, but if it has, nothing public has come of it so far.

Here agauin is a Water Wars progress report though. The image below shows the once-upon-a-time FCC Water Service Area. After the courts got done with things though, all that was left was the actual city itself -- the tiny clove-shaped area at the lower right. All of the customers, infrastructure, and operating rights elsewhere were vacated in favor of the hated Fairfax Water. Crushing defeat for the Teeny Tiny City. There's simply no denying it.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> There is no need for Phase-1 reminders.

Whatever, I see no need to re-litigate yet another of your past humiliating defeats you suffered.

It must have gone over so well and that is why I can't seem to recall which of your numerous blunders you were trying to pretend didn't exist.

In fact, it went over so poorly which is why you don't want to remind people of it. It was such a flop that you couldn't even continue with your planned phase rebuttals of your long list of blunders.

> And here of course you re-commit the crimes of
> denying the definitive history of the Water Wars,

It was just called a water war, not wars. There was no "s" at the end. It wasn't a George Lucas space opera.

What you claim is the "definitive history" is incomplete. It's akin to you calling a report after Bull Run the "definitive history" of the Civil War. Further, your version of events relies entirely on George Bromley. George was the local gadfly who was a retiree from the federal government. Whereas you litter this place with your asinine thoughts, his sandbox was The Falls Church Times site. If he was so PRE-EMINENT how is it that his last piece of writing on the matter occurred more than a year before the sale of the system was final? Face it, you found a malcontent that shares your misguided and ill-informed opinion and feebly attempted to pass him off as some serious historian. Pathetic, even by your conniving standards. What's your boy Nick have to say about all of this?

> definitive proof that we were in Palm Beach as
> noted,

If visible, it might have proven that you had some sort of relative or acquaintance go and take a picture of it. After all, you've been known to do that.

> and a definitive collection of examples of
> what a proper grill would look like.

LOL! Again, it is not my fault that you don't know what a grill is or that grills can be heated using various fuel sources. For a guy that claims such tight connections to the hospitality industry, you really don't seem to know jack shit. Multiple outlets reported the addition of a grill to 2941. They offer grilled food on the menu. It certainly doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to get to the bottom of the matter, but someone as dumb as you couldn't put two and two together and get the right answer. Shocker. If you'd actually called, you'd have found out that the branzino is grilled in their kitchen on a grill without the use of a pan or baking dish.

> You are just
> a maladroit intellectual fraud, and that’s all
> you ever have been.

Neither you or anyone else actually believes that.

Remember, you couldn't even answer a simple yes or no question without prevarication and equivocation. Everyone here, including you, knows you are the loser and liar in any and all matters.

Same old hollow and sorry-ass drivel as always. The empty vessel remains empty — just a nothing-burger with the big bad boot once again up his butt. What is the DCPD Twitter handle again?

Your cowardly whimpering posts only confirm you've been beaten once again.


Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Same old hollow and sorry-ass drivel as always.

You mean the same shit that makes you run away like a sissy because you have no response to facts and truth.

> The empty vessel remains empty — just a
> nothing-burger with the big bad boot once again up
> his butt.

The next time you put a boot up someone's ass here will be the first.

> What is the DCPD Twitter handle again?

https://twitter.com/dcpd_news

I answered your question, now answer this one:

What was the date of George Bromley's last piece written about the water war?

Get out of Dodge, you sorry-ass remainder of a badly beaten loser. No points for you at all. And by the way, no branzino at the Pizzeria today either.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Get out of Dodge,

You seem a lil' upset. What's wrong, cupcake?

> you sorry-ass remainder of a
> badly beaten loser.

Neither you or anyone else actually believes that.

Remember, you couldn't even answer a simple yes or no question without prevarication and equivocation. Everyone here, including you, knows you are the loser and liar in any and all matters.

> No points for you at all.

Don't need them. Game's long been over. You lost. Badly.

> And
> by the way, no branzino at the Pizzeria today
> either.

Was it ever claimed that there was branzino at some pizzeria today?

Have you figured out what the date of George Bromley's last piece written about the water war was?

You really suck at this whole thing. You just fumble around like some invalid from some lie to some blunder and back and forth again and again.

You're just a sad little man who loses and lies, loses and lies, over and over.

seven figure city.... Wrote:
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> Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> > What is the DCPD Twitter handle again?
>
> https://twitter.com/dcpd_news

By the way, the Water Wars were over and done with by the time poor FCC voted to surrender to the humiliating pennies-on-the-dollar terms of settlement that were the only way out of their court-imposed predicament. You know all this of course, but out of butthurt shame, you can only lie about it all. Typical sort of dishonest lying fraudulent bullshit from you. And just to put the boot up your butt a little further, which of the ‘railroad cottages’ ever sold for seven figures?

The sock-puppets are out in full force. Can the thread-fucker be far behind?

Shifting gears again because you are losing again. You know damn well that the deal culminated in $40 Million in cold hard cash and total control of some of the area's most valuable and sought after real estate. The dividends of this deal will be coming in for years. You'll still be losing of course.

Have you figured out what the date of George Bromley's last piece written about the water war was?

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The sock-puppets are out in full force. Can the
> thread-fucker be far behind?

Once again, no sockpuppets needed to thump your sorry-ass over and over again.

You are the thread fucker. You're too dumb to hide it. You generally post within just a few minutes of the thread fucker and always quick enough to try and deflect attention away from you. You fail at that too.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> And maybe consider as you do
> that the closest thing to actual fish on the menu
> at PIZZERIA Orso today would be the anchovies in
> the Caesar Salad, although you can get those on a
> pizza as well.

Irrelevant, but just to show you are full of shit yet again, you can get the salmon. Or, is it your contention that salmon is not an actual fish?

LOL! Keep making the same trash claims over and over again. It just confirms how fucked up and long-term dishonest you are. FCC could have settled for $40M early on, but amid butthurt protestations, they chose to go to court. After court, after court. Where they (like you) just got their sorry butts kicked big time.

Oh, salmon is a fish alright, but it’s not branzino, and it’s not on today’s menu at PIZZERIA Orso either.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> LOL! Keep making the same trash claims over and
> over again.

What you call trash are the facts. Perhaps if George had seen fit to finish reporting on the matter you wouldn't be an uninformed dolt. Your boy Nick called it a "Blockbuster Water-for-Land Swap" when reporting on it at the time. George didn't see fit to say anything about it. Perhaps, that is why you look so childish now.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Oh, salmon is a fish alright, but it’s not
> branzino, and it’s not on today’s menu at
> PIZZERIA Orso either.

You said, "the closest thing to actual fish on the menu at PIZZERIA Orso today would be the anchovies in the Caesar Salad, although you can get those on a pizza as well."

Salmon is a fish and on the menu today. It's called a special. Just like branzino has been a special from time to time at Orso.

You lose. Again.

How many posts making a total ass of himself will th loser put up this afternoon? LOL!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> How many posts making a total ass of himself will
> th loser put up this afternoon? LOL!

How many times have you posted this afternoon and how many more times do you intend to post? Then we'll know the answer to your question.

Posts like these only show that you know you've been beaten by the facts and the truth yet again.

They either have fish on the menu today at Orso, or they don't. It is a fact that they do. You lose. Again.

Their specials today are two kinds of croque signore (prosciutto and pepperoni) and two kinds of panino (lobster and meatball).

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Their specials today are two kinds of croque
> signore (prosciutto and pepperoni) and two kinds
> of panino (lobster and meatball).


That would be their sandwich selection, dope.

The specials are:

Lobster Linguini
sautéed corn, cherry tomatoes, grana, lobster cream sauce

AND.........

WAIT FOR IT........

YOU GUESSED IT......

Pan Seared Salmon
purple potato puree, sautéed asparagus, lemon-olive oil

You Lose. Again.

The ‘Specials’ at the pizzeria today are exactly as I described them. Just as were the specials at Cafe Chardonnay in Palm Beach on March 12 of this year.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/25/2020 04:04PM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

What a dumbfuck. You listed the sandwiches that they serve.

The specials are:

Lobster Linguini
sautéed corn, cherry tomatoes, grana, lobster cream sauce

AND.........

WAIT FOR IT........

YOU GUESSED IT......

Pan Seared Salmon
purple potato puree, sautéed asparagus, lemon-olive oil

You Lose. Again.

https://direct.chownow.com/order/20901/locations/30249

Feel free to scroll down to specials. Then, you can scroll down to sandwiches.

The above is the link to the most up to date menu provided by the restaurant. One would know that if they simply clicked on the "Order Carryout or Delivery Online" link prominently displayed on the home page. Anyone with any amount of familiarity with the menu or even just the general concept of how restaurants operate would know that the sandwich menu you think is the specials menu is clearly mislabeled on the Orso menu page. Looks like GAR is not the only entity in the area that could use some help with their website.

But, what it all boils down to is that you are WRONG. Deal. With. It.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> How many posts making a total ass of himself will
> th loser put up this afternoon? LOL!


How long are you planning on being here?

Hey, lying shit-shack shut-in, see how that works though? I make a claim and then I back it up with more than some bullshit "I said so" evidence. I'd tell you to try that sometime, but we all know your lies can't be backed up with any sort of real evidence.

You Lose. Again.

User Profile : Actual JP Morgenthau

Last Activity: 08/25/2020 04:47PM aka currently figuring out a way to weasel his way out of and bullshit around his latest fuck-up.

The menu you posted is an outdated chowhound webpage. The specials on the actual Pizzeria Orso website today are as I posted them above.

Poor Linus!!!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The menu you posted is an outdated chowhound
> webpage. The specials on the actual Pizzeria Orso
> website today are as I posted them above.


False.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The menu you posted is an outdated chowhound
> webpage. The specials on the actual Pizzeria Orso
> website today are as I posted them above.

LOL! This is the best you could come up with? What a lying fraud you are.

First, the menu I posted is for the chowNOW not chowHOUND. Dope.

Second, it is the menu for TODAY. You can pick your time of delivery, in-store pick-up or curbside pick-up. Have you never ordered food online? You somehow expect people to believe you have any connection to the hospitality industry.

Ever heard of UberEats? Do you "have" that as well? LOL!

Check their menu for Orso.

What do the specials say there?

> The specials on the actual Pizzeria Orso
> website today are as I posted them above.

You posted the sandwich menu.

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> Last Activity: 08/25/2020 04:47PM aka currently
> figuring out a way to weasel his way out of and
> bullshit around his latest fuck-up.


Should have spent more time on it. Wasn't even plausible. Almost as bad as his watercolor fuck up.

There is no ‘sandwich menu’ on the site. Out of desperation, you made that up.

Same "outdated" specials that they link directly from their site to Uber Eats too I guess:

https://www.ubereats.com/washington-dc/food-delivery/pizzeria-orso/fNqvs__KR6O1IR_YAYBBww

Same "outdated" specials that they'll tell you if you call 703-226-3460 as I just did?. Try it.

Ever get tired of being the forum loser?

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> seven figure city.... Wrote:
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> > User Profile : Actual JP Morgenthau
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> > Last Activity: 08/25/2020 04:47PM aka
> currently
> > figuring out a way to weasel his way out of and
> > bullshit around his latest fuck-up.
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>
> Should have spent more time on it. Wasn't even
> plausible. Almost as bad as his watercolor fuck
> up.


He's trying to order a Town Car from UberEats now.

No salmon on the Pizzeria Orso menu. No branzino either. The assholes just can’t get over the hump. Bunch of ignorant dopes and losers.

Call 703-226-3460 and ask the girl who answers if they have the salmon special tonight.

Then come back and point and laugh at JP, the actual loser.

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> There is no ‘sandwich menu’ on the site.

https://www.ubereats.com/washington-dc/food-delivery/pizzeria-orso/fNqvs__KR6O1IR_YAYBBww

Right between the salad and pasta.

https://direct.chownow.com/order/20901/locations/30249

Again, right between the salad and pasta.


> Out
> of desperation, you made that up.

You are the only one desperate and the only one making shit up. The only question is will you admit your error or continue to get mocked and ridiculed by all who see this thread? We can move onto your next ass kicking if you just want to admit you fucked up. It's up to you.

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> No salmon on the Pizzeria Orso menu.

https://www.ubereats.com/washington-dc/food-delivery/pizzeria-orso/fNqvs__KR6O1IR_YAYBBww

Right between the salad and pasta.

https://direct.chownow.com/order/20901/locations/30249

Again, right between the salad and pasta.

You. Are. Wrong. Again. Deal. With. It.

JP's just mad because he'd have to liquidate assets to afford the salmon.

User Profile : Actual JP Morgenthau
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UberEats? ChowDogsNow?

Https://www.PizzeriaOrso.com/menu

As pointed out earlier, the menu is clearly mislabeled and needs to be fixed. That is their standard sandwich menu which you could discover for yourself if you weren't completely inept.

Are you so incapable of clicking on the tab to the immediate left of the one labeled menu? It says "Order Online" in case you can't find it. Tell us what happens when you click on that.

You are either really stupid or playing stupid which isn't exactly helping your cause.

Click Here to View Our Menu

And salmon is still not branzino, just as you are still not a non-asshole.



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> Click Here to View Our Menu

Good grief. Can you wipe your own ass?

https://www.pizzeriaorso.com

Click on:

"Order Carryout or Delivery"

After you click on it scroll down to specials.

What do you see?

> And salmon is still not branzino,

You said, "the closest thing to actual fish on the menu at PIZZERIA Orso today would be the anchovies in the Caesar Salad, although you can get those on a pizza as well."

You were WRONG. DEAL.WITH IT.

You aren't fooling anyone. Everyone has seen the carryout/delivery menu. If you aren't trying to fool anyone, you're a massive fucking moron.

Wrong day. Wrong websites. Wrong targets. What a useless asshole. Just about as useless as your sorry-ass city. Dope.

LOL! The moron is too inept to locate the online carryout/delivery menu! He probably doesn't know how to use the internet to order food online! He definitely can't find the menu to order food online at Orso.

What an incompetent boob!

Where do I order the branzino? Would it be grilled on a proper grill? LOL!

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> Wrong day. Wrong websites. Wrong targets. What a
> useless asshole. Just about as useless as your
> sorry-ass city. Dope.


The question wasn't what's on the outdated menu on their site vs what their menus on sites that you can actually order from for delivery tonight.

The question was whether the salmon is one of the specials. Which it is.

No further nonsense and equivocation required. Dope.

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> Where do I order the branzino? Would it be
> grilled on a proper grill? LOL!


Properly grilled Asshole...

It's the special every day here.

Always comes burned though.

Considering you can't find the the online carryout/delivery menu, it will be difficult for you. If you could find the online carryout/delivery menu, I'd tell you to look for the specials. As you know all too well by now, branzino pops up on the menu from time to time.

One of today's specials is salmon which is an actual fish. Funny, considering that you foolishly claimed "the closest thing to actual fish on the menu at PIZZERIA Orso today would be the anchovies in the Caesar Salad." Alas, you are too inept to find the the online carryout/delivery menu. As always, sucks to be you, you incompetent boob.

The question is over your continued assfuck lying about branzino, among so many other things. Fucking salmonella doesn’t save you there, moron. Anchovies or salmon, the pizzeria is just another nothing. Much like your sorry self, douche.

Awwww... he's mad now.

Made himself look like an idiot again.

lol!

The pigs are squealing in the sty. And there is still no branzino at the pizzeria.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The question is over your continued assfuck lying
> about branzino, among so many other things.

Then how would you explain these?

https://twitter.com/PizzeriaOrso/status/979435680525897729

https://www.facebook.com/PizzeriaOrso/photos/weekend-special-at-pizzeria-orso-grilled-branzino-cauliflower-fingerling-potato-/10154811381652274/

http://www.artfuldinerblog.com/blog1/2019/11/06/pizzeria-orso-falls-church-va-a-review/

> Anchovies or salmon, the pizzeria is just
> another nothing.

Your opinion of the place is irrelevant to the conversation.

> Much like your sorry self,
> douche.

Everyone here, including you, knows you are the loser and liar in any and all matters.

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> The pigs are squealing in the sty. And there is
> still no branzino at the pizzeria.


the official clown punching bag for the forum?

^^^No degrees. No awards. No honoraries.

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> ^^^No degrees. No awards. No honoraries.


Wrong again. Who'd have guessed? lol

Do you really not understand the area where you live and that in it you're just a middling old retired Fed living off the equity in his carport?

^^^ Says the dope getting exposed as a lying fraud and an incompetent moron.

Previous post obviously intended for JP's bullshit claims.

It’s like Radical Racers! Look at ‘em go!

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> It’s like Radical Racers! Look at ‘em go!

Says the moron who can't manage to find the the online carryout/delivery menu at Orso. As always, you're going nowhere. FAST. Same place you've always been relegated to.

Stupid shit-slingers are just a pitiful joke.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Stupid shit-slingers are just a pitiful joke.


Says the moron who can't manage to find the the online carryout/delivery menu at Orso. 

"Yes, we still have no branzino! We still have no branzino today!"
-- Orso, the Pizza Maker

We don't have a Sandwich Menu either, so don't try ordering from that. And furthermore, we're not about to serve you any salmon. If you want a nice sit-down salmon dinner, try down the street a piece at Sweetwater Tavern. Order the Short Smoked Salmon. It's marinated and smoked, then hickory grilled to your order and served on real dishes with mashed potatoes, grilled broccolini & dijon cream. All for just 22 bucks. Can't beat it with a stick. Try it, and you'll agree.

To see what we really do have...

CLICK TO SEE OUR ACTUAL MENU

LOL! The lying shit-shack shut-in STILL can't manage to find the the online carryout/delivery menu for Orso. Today is starting off no better for him than yesterday ended. One fail after another for him. That’s all he knows.

Well, it was indeed another night of disjointed delusion for the damaged and dislocated Whiffies. It seems they can't tell one on-line menu from another any better than they can tell having Club Level seats from having no seats at all. What a sorry lot these craftless cretins do amount to!

In the meantime, the quite special sorts able to live on such large wooded lots out here among the brooks and burns of the quite exceptional Sweet Spot have yet another exceptional summer morning to endure. It was a most pleasant 68 degrees outside when I first awoke to enjoy the simple beauties of clear blue and sunny skies, along with gentle breezes, and the humidity down to 67%. That's hard to beat, as was clearly illustrated during the usual trip out and back to bring in the morning paper. Warm in the sunny parts, cool in the shady parts, and altogether pleasant either way. I might not have come back in so quickly had it not been for the pot of freshly brewed single-estate Kona that was waiting in the kitchen for me. Mmmm, good. Anyway, we should be on our way into the high 80's later on, but with next to no chance of rain until after sundown. Great day to just sit back and enjoy!

There is nothing much to enjoy being staged by the dismal President Ding Dong this week either. Seemingly unaware of the stark irony inherent in the gulf between reality and the PT Barnum-style sideshow he seems hellbent on staging this week, he treats us to a steady stream of frauds and villains masquerading as nice and caring people. Not sure that any of the prop-grade immigrants put on display in last night's fawning orgy of a shit-show had ever been targeted in an ICE raid or been separated by the Border Patrol from their children, but hateful echoes of 'The Caravan' could certainly be heard in the hall.

In other news, the Nats got away to a fine start against the Marlins last night when Trea Turner smacked a lead-off homer for the eleventh time in his career. 1-0 Nats. But not so much good news came after that, as hot-and-cold (at best) Erick Fedde was hit around for a 4-spot in the 3rd inning and a supposedly improved young bullpen gave up four more runs late to put the capper on an 8-3 Phils win. That sent us back into the basement in the NL East, with Patrick Corbin hoping to put the DC side back on track against often tough Aaron Nola tonight.

Meanwhile, ex-nat Lucas Giolito fired a 13-K no-hitter at the Pirates last night, with just one walk keeping him from a perfect game. Just two hard-hit balls in the game, including a sinking liner to right that became the final out in the ninth. He was good but hurt when we drafted him in the 1st Round back in 2012, and once operated on, he has made steady progress toward becoming what the Nats had always thought he could be. He's one of the nice guys too, so glad for him and his moment last night. We'll see if he can tie Johnny Vandermeer next time out. We'll be rooting for him.

It doesn't do any good meanwhile to root for any of these churls and chokers over in Falls Church City, as they've shown quite conclusively a lack of aptitude for any sort of improvement at all. The world is just a game of Here We Go 'Round the Mulberry Bush with these child=like creatures. And no further word from the Little City about The Dead Body of S Washington Street either. Seems a bit odd, since it was discovered early Saturday morning, but maybe FCCPD will manage to learn something today. If they do, they'll of course be one up on most of the local dopes hanging out here.

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> Well, it was ....


Hey fuckface. Can't you see we are trying to sell drugs here? Go elsewhere.

Well, some of these dopes might actually be dumb enough to fall for such an obvious sting, but those are the ones who don't have any money, so you are pretty much just wasting your time here.