Brown Onion Wrote:
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your bowelsyour bowelsyour bowelsyour bowelsyour bowelsyour bowelsyour bowelsyour bowelsyour bowelsyour bowelsyour bowels

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am so happy today! My Mom is taking me to my
> Grandmas house down near Richmond to stay for 2
> nights.
> My Grandma is going to take me to the grocery
> store and then she is going to take me to a school
> parking lot where I can practice driving her car.
> She says I can have the car when I get my license
> and she will pay the insurance and tax on it for a
> couple years. It is a old brown station wagon but
> it has low mileage and runs good. I just turned 15
> so I will have my learners permit soon!
>
> Grandma and I are going to put together a big
> jigsaw puzzle of the human digestive system
> tonight. I ordered the puzzle off ebay and I am
> going to surprise Grandma with it. She loves
> jigsaw puzzles.

So a 15 year old lurks on this disgusting thread. Middle aged men using mirrors to look at their anus while shitting. Great keep coming back AND dont forget to look at the disgusting pictures. 'oh my starfish!'

So what's it to you, the person who rips our leader up regularly or judges us with your obvious hatred.

Spring Onion, this is a great weekend plan despite the negativity of one. Don't worry about it though, as there is a Winston Churchill quote about enemies I will write later. For the record Mr Churchill had bowel problems too.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am so happy today! My Mom is taking me to my
> Grandmas house down near Richmond to stay for 2
> nights.
> My Grandma is going to take me to the grocery
> store and then she is going to take me to a school
> parking lot where I can practice driving her car.
> She says I can have the car when I get my license
> and she will pay the insurance and tax on it for a
> couple years. It is a old brown station wagon but
> it has low mileage and runs good. I just turned 15
> so I will have my learners permit soon!
>
> Grandma and I are going to put together a big
> jigsaw puzzle of the human digestive system
> tonight. I ordered the puzzle off ebay and I am
> going to surprise Grandma with it. She loves
> jigsaw puzzles.


Good luck on your driving. You can do this as if you've navigated the digestive system the beltway is a brown cake walk. And glad you got that type of jigsaw puzzle. Where did you get it from?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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a brown cake walk.a brown cake walk.a brown cake walk.a brown cake walk.a brown cake walk.a brown cake walk.a brown cake walk.a brown cake walk.a brown cake walk.a brown cake walk.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> So what's it to you, the person who rips our
> leader up regularly or judges us with your obvious
> hatred.
>
> Spring Onion, this is a great weekend plan despite
> the negativity of one. Don't worry about it
> though, as there is a Winston Churchill quote
> about enemies I will write later. For the record
> Mr Churchill had bowel problems too.

All you care about is sticking your tiny cock in the 15 year olds asshole then forcing him to finish you with his mouth. Maybe all that while BO shits on your chest. Dont worry the wetbacks and midwives will clean it all up as you ruin a young man's life with your perversions. If I were Spring's dad Id make sure you never bothered an under age teen again.

Ate a biscuit with cheese. My poor bowels! What was I thinking?

Happy holiday weekend BiB's! I would like to think that everyone's bowels are flowing easily but I know better than that. Mrs. Dive and I finally cut the cord on cable TV and we are learning all about firestick and sling and all that streaming video that is hard for old folks like us to understand but we are getting there!
I am going to walk over to east campus in a couple hours as the kids are having a double whopper with cheese eating contest. Today is the elimination round. The 4 contenders that eat a minimum of 4 double whoppers with cheese in the least amount of time will advance to the final round tomorrow and the winner will receive a $250 gift card for burger king. The kids asked me to be the official timekeeper.
Last time they did this one kid ate 4 double whoppers in just over 4 minutes. These young kids have fantastic bowels.

An Ode to Jalapenos:

Cheeks pressed against the lid,
wondering what it was I did.
What it was I ate today,
that made my ass-hole feel this way.
Grunting hard against the john,
I wished the burning pain all gone.
With Grunt and push, and plop and sigh,
those jalapenos go bye-bye.

What a disgusting thread.

Seriously how much blood in roids?

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Happy holiday weekend BiB's! I would like to think
> that everyone's bowels are flowing easily but I
> know better than that. Mrs. Dive and I finally cut
> the cord on cable TV and we are learning all about
> firestick and sling and all that streaming video
> that is hard for old folks like us to understand
> but we are getting there!
> I am going to walk over to east campus in a couple
> hours as the kids are having a double whopper with
> cheese eating contest. Today is the elimination
> round. The 4 contenders that eat a minimum of 4
> double whoppers with cheese in the least amount of
> time will advance to the final round tomorrow and
> the winner will receive a $250 gift card for
> burger king. The kids asked me to be the official
> timekeeper.
> Last time they did this one kid ate 4 double
> whoppers in just over 4 minutes. These young kids
> have fantastic bowels.


I've never heard of those cable services dive, but would you like Bristol Stool Guide magnets or key chains for those students? Or do they still like frisbees?

They will sadly one day as you know be betrayed by these bowels.

brown poet onion Wrote:
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> An Ode to Jalapenos:
>
> Cheeks pressed against the lid,
> wondering what it was I did.
> What it was I ate today,
> that made my ass-hole feel this way.
> Grunting hard against the john,
> I wished the burning pain all gone.
> With Grunt and push, and plop and sigh,
> those jalapenos go bye-bye.


Nicely done. If I ate jalapenos my fish would burn.

Brown Onion Wrote:
my fish would> burn my fish would> burn my fish would> burn my fish would> burn my fish would> burn my fish would> burn my fish would> burn my fish would> burn my fish would> burn my fish would> burn my fish would> burn

I am getting pretty good at driving my Grandmas car around the parking lot. I wish I could live down here with my Grandma, she said I could stay with her after I graduate from high school and attend one of the colleges in the Richmond area. There is a Junior college nearby called Richard Bland and Grandma is going to take me there during spring break. She thinks there are some bowel related degree programs. It is a 2 year school and I could save a ton of money by living with Grandma instead of a dorm. Other options are VCU and Tyler community college.
My Dad thinks my desire to work in the bowel health industry is stupid but my Mom and Grandma say they will support any decision I make so long as I enroll in a full time college.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am getting pretty good at driving my Grandmas
> car around the parking lot. I wish I could live
> down here with my Grandma, she said I could stay
> with her after I graduate from high school and
> attend one of the colleges in the Richmond area.
> There is a Junior college nearby called Richard
> Bland and Grandma is going to take me there during
> spring break. She thinks there are some bowel
> related degree programs. It is a 2 year school and
> I could save a ton of money by living with Grandma
> instead of a dorm. Other options are VCU and Tyler
> community college.
> My Dad thinks my desire to work in the bowel
> health industry is stupid but my Mom and Grandma
> say they will support any decision I make so long
> as I enroll in a full time college.

you are underage - stay away from this thread and this website.

The obese neighbor and I had to talk. Its not polite to wipe his ass with my toothbrush. It also is rude to walk by my bedroom farting and carrying large amounts of non bowel approved foods. Dad lets him do whatever he wants, just shrugging his shoulders as he smokes a cigarette. Mom and grandma are drinking again, and the smell of methane is everywhere.

Go to your local grocer!

Ate at Dennys. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am getting pretty good at driving my Grandmas
> car around the parking lot. I wish I could live
> down here with my Grandma, she said I could stay
> with her after I graduate from high school and
> attend one of the colleges in the Richmond area.
> There is a Junior college nearby called Richard
> Bland and Grandma is going to take me there during
> spring break. She thinks there are some bowel
> related degree programs. It is a 2 year school and
> I could save a ton of money by living with Grandma
> instead of a dorm. Other options are VCU and Tyler
> community college.
> My Dad thinks my desire to work in the bowel
> health industry is stupid but my Mom and Grandma
> say they will support any decision I make so long
> as I enroll in a full time college.


Follow your dreams spring onion. Your dad is in denial about his bowels unfortunately with his rhinoceros farts in the house.

Bowels= you can make a difference and job security! And hope when driving you can get a couple illegals too. Three points for each.

Well hello there bib's its me , sliced onion and I am back from the dead just like brown onion. How is everyone? I was dead but Im feeling better now. Oh my starfish! Groan throne! Sitz bath! Time to push a Fiat out of my fish!

sliced onion. Wrote:
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> Well hello there bib's its me , sliced onion and I
> am back from the dead just like brown onion. How
> is everyone? I was dead but Im feeling better now.
> Oh my starfish! Groan throne! Sitz bath! Time to
> push a Fiat out of my fish!


You disrespect the dead, people with bowel issues, and have a lot of free time.

How's moms basement?

Man o man I am a gettin ready ta drive back ta good old virginnia taday. Nort carolina haz been fun an I stayed at a nice place calld tha kinghts inn. I really like tha little refrigerater that iz in my room cause it kept all my beerz vury cold. It waz good ta see my old cellie, me an him waz celliez for over 2 yearz. He haz a good job now as tha maintenance man at the knights inn an even lives here in one of tha roomz.
I am tryin ta take a dump now before I gets on tha highway. Last nite we had olive garden take out an lots of beerz for dinner so my bowelz iz not quite right. I hope all yall brown guyz are doin okay!

The obese neighbor is under a sheet with flour on it. He is farting on command for dad, who says this is whale blowhole practice. It stinks and I worry if dad smokes, this house could explode.

sliced onion. Wrote:
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> Well hello there bib's its me , sliced onion and I
> am back from the dead just like brown onion. How
> is everyone? I was dead but Im feeling better now.
> Oh my starfish! Groan throne! Sitz bath! Time to
> push a Fiat out of my fish!

Hey sliced - I was really sad when you died but am willing to simply forget you or your relatives faked it - so funny. I felt bad but now I realize how funny it is to get posters to offer sympathy for a fake death. LOLOLOl

Also way to come back with such funny. 'starfish' lololol So good to have another leader back here to help all BIB's so funny so fantastic. Do you look at your asshole with a mirror while you shit. That would be awesome too.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor is under a sheet with flour on
> it. He is farting on command for dad, who says
> this is whale blowhole practice. It stinks and I
> worry if dad smokes, this house could explode.

Spring - these things happen please do not be upset. Your dad and neighbor are exploring and that is a natural thing of course. The 'blowhole practice' is also known as 'Ahab dusting' - its a form of ass-play for scat fetishists. Again its natural. Your dad is drawn to the neighbor because of the association between his eating and his blowhole - fecund ground for the feces enthusiast!

See if you can get your grandma to explain more - I think she has been around the block a few times and probably likes the BBD. You mom is an innocent. The drinking and smoking are here only way to cope with being sidelined by your dad's interest in shit.

Have a turkey wrap and some fruit.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > am back from the deadback from the deadback from the deadback from the deadback from the deadback from the deadback from the deadback from the deadback from the deadback from the dead

Jimmy Doyle the Feces Bomber Wrote:
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> sliced onion. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well hello there bib's its me , sliced onion and
> I
> > am back from the dead just like brown onion.
> How
> > is everyone? I was dead but Im feeling better
> now.
> > Oh my starfish! Groan throne! Sitz bath! Time
> to
> > push a Fiat out of my fish!
>
> Hey sliced - I was really sad when you died but am
> willing to simply forget you or your relatives
> faked it - so funny. I felt bad but now I realize
> how funny it is to get posters to offer sympathy
> for a fake death. LOLOLOl
>
> Also way to come back with such funny. 'starfish'
> lololol So good to have another leader back here
> to help all BIB's so funny so fantastic. Do you
> look at your asshole with a mirror while you shit.
> That would be awesome too.


No need for a mirror with the reverse image feature on my Galaxy s7. Not only can I see my starfish live in action but I can record it and post the video on facebook for all my friends to watch, I get so many likes for that you would not believe it!
I just got done eating a good sized bowl of deer chili with shredded cheese and lots of townhouse crackers so that should make for a fantastic video tomorrow. In the meantime I am going for a ride in my Crown Victoria I bought at a county surplus auction, it still has the police duty push bar on the front which makes it perfect for running down those pesky wetbacks.
Since my bowels are bad and I am 130 pounds overweight I get disability and food stamps so I don't need to work anymore and since I never exercise or walk more that 10 yards at a time I think I will continue to get the free money! I need to go to the DMV and pick up my handicapped parking permit so I can get to the mart-cart at Walmart without walking very far.

sliced onion. Wrote:
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> Jimmy Doyle the Feces Bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sliced onion. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Well hello there bib's its me , sliced onion
> and
> > I
> > > am back from the dead just like brown onion.
> > How
> > > is everyone? I was dead but Im feeling better
> > now.
> > > Oh my starfish! Groan throne! Sitz bath! Time
> > to
> > > push a Fiat out of my fish!
> >
> > Hey sliced - I was really sad when you died but
> am
> > willing to simply forget you or your relatives
> > faked it - so funny. I felt bad but now I
> realize
> > how funny it is to get posters to offer
> sympathy
> > for a fake death. LOLOLOl
> >
> > Also way to come back with such funny.
> 'starfish'
> > lololol So good to have another leader back
> here
> > to help all BIB's so funny so fantastic. Do
> you
> > look at your asshole with a mirror while you
> shit.
> > That would be awesome too.
>
>
> No need for a mirror with the reverse image
> feature on my Galaxy s7. Not only can I see my
> starfish live in action but I can record it and
> post the video on facebook for all my friends to
> watch, I get so many likes for that you would not
> believe it!
> I just got done eating a good sized bowl of deer
> chili with shredded cheese and lots of townhouse
> crackers so that should make for a fantastic video
> tomorrow. In the meantime I am going for a ride in
> my Crown Victoria I bought at a county surplus
> auction, it still has the police duty push bar on
> the front which makes it perfect for running down
> those pesky wetbacks.
> Since my bowels are bad and I am 130 pounds
> overweight I get disability and food stamps so I
> don't need to work anymore and since I never
> exercise or walk more that 10 yards at a time I
> think I will continue to get the free money! I
> need to go to the DMV and pick up my handicapped
> parking permit so I can get to the mart-cart at
> Walmart without walking very far.

Great stuff sliced - great to have our leader back! you lighten the load for all BIB's with your fantastic humor and good cheer. BTW wat is your facebook name - Id love to see the videos could be instructive and might beat my meat to it a little if thats ok

What on earth you even speak of. Speak English if you want to impersonate me at least.

Well, I just got home. My Dad came to pick me up from Grandmas house this morning. Of course my Dad stopped at Sonic in Fredericksburg. He had a footlong chili-cheese dog, two large onion rings and a extra large concrete custard. I ordered a soft pretzel but only took a couple bites.
Once we got back on the interstate my Dad turned the car into a rolling dutch oven with his farts and he laughed because he had the child safety feature engaged that would not let me roll down the window. He switched it back after a few minutes but I still think that might qualify as child abuse.
Mom is taking me to Aldi in a few minutes so I can get healthy lunch foods.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Well, I just got home. My Dad came to pick me up
> from Grandmas house this morning. Of course my Dad
> stopped at Sonic in Fredericksburg. He had a
> footlong chili-cheese dog, two large onion rings
> and a extra large concrete custard. I ordered a
> soft pretzel but only took a couple bites.
> Once we got back on the interstate my Dad turned
> the car into a rolling dutch oven with his farts
> and he laughed because he had the child safety
> feature engaged that would not let me roll down
> the window. He switched it back after a few
> minutes but I still think that might qualify as
> child abuse.
> Mom is taking me to Aldi in a few minutes so I can
> get healthy lunch foods.



That could because I know my bowels stink, I first would not subject my bowels to those foods, or a son if I had one. Can I interest you in a portable oxygen mask?

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> What on earth you even speak of. Speak English if
> you want to impersonate me at least.


Seems his impersonation was spot on - you cannot speak English either.

feces makes an excellent sexual lubricant

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> feces makes an excellent sexual lubricant

You are truly sick.

order birds Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What on earth you even speak of. Speak
> English if
> > you want to impersonate me at least.
>
>
> Seems his impersonation was spot on - you cannot
> speak English either.


Lol what a pair of dumb fucks.

Had to visit my sister Matildas house, and was shocked to find multiple ambulances there. She is doing better now but has an obstructed bowel. My hope is they can mush it down for her more with fluids, as I am tired and there were no wetbacks to run over last night either. Today with the warm weather should be soccer time, so might have to shine up the car before making it red.

Ate 711 burritos. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

The obese neighbor is feeding dad cornbread and gravy biscuits this morning. Instead of coffee dad has beer, and he's farting and shoveling this non bowel friendly foods in his mouth. Mom continues to drink heavily, but on a plus note grandma bought me a new remote control car.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Had to visit my sister Matildas house, and was
> shocked to find multiple ambulances there. She is
> doing better now but has an obstructed bowel. My
> hope is they can mush it down for her more with
> fluids, as I am tired and there were no wetbacks
> to run over last night either. Today with the warm
> weather should be soccer time, so might have to
> shine up the car before making it red.

Hope she dies. Seeing an imposter of her brother (who died this past April) online must make her sad anyway. Why not kill yourself so you can be the real Brown Onion? He is dead shouldnt you be too?

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor is feeding dad cornbread and
> gravy biscuits this morning. Instead of coffee dad
> has beer, and he's farting and shoveling this non
> bowel friendly foods in his mouth. Mom continues
> to drink heavily, but on a plus note grandma
> bought me a new remote control car.

Spring - congrats on the cool remote control car. Did you know if you pull one of the wheels off the drive axle and replace it with a dildo you can tickle your starfish on turbo?!?

Ask Nanna for some lube. Also your dad is a flamer.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The obese neighbor is feeding dad cornbread and
> > gravy biscuits this morning. Instead of coffee
> dad
> > has beer, and he's farting and shoveling this
> non
> > bowel friendly foods in his mouth. Mom
> continues
> > to drink heavily, but on a plus note grandma
> > bought me a new remote control car.
>
> Spring - congrats on the cool remote control car.
> Did you know if you pull one of the wheels off the
> drive axle and replace it with a dildo you can
> tickle your starfish on turbo?!?
>
> Ask Nanna for some lube. Also your dad is a
> flamer.

Do you fuck with handicapped people also? You're a cock.

Miscavage Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spring Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The obese neighbor is feeding dad cornbread
> and
> > > gravy biscuits this morning. Instead of
> coffee
> > dad
> > > has beer, and he's farting and shoveling this
> > non
> > > bowel friendly foods in his mouth. Mom
> > continues
> > > to drink heavily, but on a plus note grandma
> > > bought me a new remote control car.
> >
> > Spring - congrats on the cool remote control
> car.
> > Did you know if you pull one of the wheels off
> the
> > drive axle and replace it with a dildo you can
> > tickle your starfish on turbo?!?
> >
> > Ask Nanna for some lube. Also your dad is a
> > flamer.
>
> Do you fuck with handicapped people also? You're a
> cock.

Internet tough guy. You seem upset. How are your bowels?

I eat what I want. My bowels my choice fuckers. Today chicken burritos with a box of chocolate ice cream with Coke.

I think Satan is playing the according with my bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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my bowels my bowels my bowels my bowels my bowels my bowels my bowels my bowels

Your local grocer could help.

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Your local grocer could help.

Yes what is this Happy Days, where the neighborhood butcher gave the Fonz his choice of steaks?

Yes I'm going to visit some Guatemalan trash, who probably doesn't speak English, and feasts on iguana which foods will move my bowels.

BO I think advice is anon doc. Same sentence structure and attitudes.

The obese neighbor is my biology teacher today. Apparently he's a substitute teacher. He is giving a lecture about bowels butts and farting on Bunsen burners. He's a really good science teacher and dad is drinking a beer, smoking a cigarette, and showing interest.

Good weatherz out on Fairfax Boulevardz. Spinning signz got bunz out carz honking but stop by bayz in bayz specialz.

Matilda is out of the hospital, but as usual the doctors are cold indifferent. In many ways they remind me of the aliens that abducted the tree cutter in a movie from the 1980's. Fire in the Sky maybe was the name but with their cold calculating probing, very similar.

Hope all brothers in bowel are doing well. Sad to lose Billy Graham a wonderful white man he was.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Matilda is out of the hospital, but as usual the
> doctors are cold indifferent. In many ways they
> remind me of the aliens that abducted the tree
> cutter in a movie from the 1980's. Fire in the Sky
> maybe was the name but with their cold calculating
> probing, very similar.
>
> Hope all brothers in bowel are doing well. Sad to
> lose Billy Graham a wonderful white man he was.

Great now she will be home to lick your asshole while you shit - you can watch it all with your mirror. Sorry she survived as this means she will have to live with you for more time. I assure you she prays for the sweet relief of death from your company.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor is my biology teacher today.
> Apparently he's a substitute teacher. He is giving
> a lecture about bowels butts and farting on Bunsen
> burners. He's a really good science teacher and
> dad is drinking a beer, smoking a cigarette, and
> showing interest.


It would be great/naughty delicious if your obese neighbor finished his lecture by dropping his pants and shitting on the overhead projector recording it all for science. You dad could milk his prostate at the same time as a class demonstration.

What is your waist size Spring?

Continue to impersonate us. Just like the Pharisees you are fraudulent.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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my barking Starfish TMbarking Starfish TMbarking Starfish TMbarking Starfish TMbarking Starfish TMbarking Starfish TMbarking Starfish TMbarking Starfish TMbarking Starfish TMbarking Starfish TM

Nothing changes. The obsessive kissing Brown Onion and others asses by stalking them online proves the level fuckstick you've achieved. Put that on your resume.

Why on metro why?

Miscavage Wrote:
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> Nothing changes. The obsessive kissing Brown Onion
> and others asses by stalking them online proves
> the level fuckstick you've achieved. Put that on
> your resume.


Congrats - that is almost English. You seem upset, how are you bowels? Do you watch your own asshole with a mirror while you shit? Midwives! Starfish! Groan Throne!

all so supportive, educational and very very funny.

Big roids. Is it ok to pop them with a sterilized needle?

I ate cheesy grits. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Red Bowl Wrote:
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> Big roids. Is it ok to pop them with a sterilized
> needle?


I just use scissors - get them red hot on the stove then just snip away over a mixing bowl in the kitchen. You can ice the roids before if you cannot stand the pain. Its a good way to save the $25 co-pay at the board certified Proctologist.

You could take a page from the scat fetishists here and get a mirror to assist the cutting. Watch out and dont burn your ass or balls with the red hot scissors.

youre welcome

Dad's drawers are odd. Mesh see through and there's a separate section for his penis. I'm not sure but maybe these are Mormon underwear. The obese neighbor bought me another puzzle of the digestive system. I wish he and dad would stop farting though.

My rectum looks like three day old rump roast. Yet what's coming down the pipes, is like the asteroid in the movie Morgan Freeman was the president. This one is going to be nothing short of barbaric.

Please pray for my fish and hoses to survive this barrage of bowels.

I nailed my girlfriend in the backdoor.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My rectum My rectum My rectum My rectum My rectum My rectum My rectum My rectum

The obese neighbor called, and I'm going home early. Apparently mom and grandma are upset at dad and the obese neighbor. I wish I could stay in school and discuss bowels, but I'm going home instead.

My bowels are bad also BO. I ate some mix of veggies that isn't setting right.

pictures here = naughty-delicious

onion bowel troll Wrote:
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> pictures here = naughty-delicious

No you're just a sanctimonious asshole. My bowels my choices! I just ate Jose Ole and don't give a shit how big it is.

You go to your local grocer. Get to know the produce manager, who knows more than nutrition stores. Its just common sense ladies and gents.

beyond disgusting

come on man Wrote:
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> beyond disgusting

How so? Do you have bowels or were you born without them?

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> come on man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > beyond disgusting
>
> How so? Do you have bowels or were you born
> without them?

The pictures and descriptions of bodily functions in a childish way - disgusting. You really dont see it?

come on man Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > come on man Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > beyond disgusting
> >
> > How so? Do you have bowels or were you born
> > without them?
>
> The pictures and descriptions of bodily functions
> in a childish way - disgusting. You really dont
> see it?

Yes one committed sick repugnant troll. But that does not diminish our discussions or educations.

Are your bowels excellent, good, or terrible?

Still working on a groan throne liftoff, and am relieved to have just received a call from midwives. They are almost here, and the rectal mirror is showing dilation. It is painful, but here it is. I am proud tonight. Despite pain it is a pleasure, that more Bristol Stool Guide posters are being produced to disseminate among the masses. I plan on dressing up in a brown tie, passing out these materials to people at the library, and will be convening a bowel night at one soon. People of all ages, and all bowels will be welcome, whether you are lucky enough to have superior ones or ones that could use some work. We must all work together, and with our brains and bowels, I'm confident we can improve our groan throne time!

I didn't use the scissors. Instead I used a sterilized philips flat head screwdriver. It did cut out the roids, although there are some gauze and bandaids in place. I wish they could not be so problematic.

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> I nailed my girlfriend in the backdoor.


Do you want your beloved girlfriend to suffer an anal prolapse, or become incontinent and have other issues.

Putting your cock in her starfish, that's exit only and in my opinion a sign of homosexuality.

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> > > beyond disgusting
> >
> > How so? Do you have bowels or were you born
> > without them?
>
> The pictures and descriptions of bodily functions
> in a childish way - disgusting. You really dont
> see it?


All the regulars here block the images, no we don't see them.

I ate pancakes. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

The obese neighbor in a pink dress, is not something I would imagine. He is cooking breakfast for dad. Lots of fattening foods as dad drinks beer and smokes cigarettes. On a plus note the obese neighbor has granola cereal for me along with 1% milk.

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> > > > beyond disgusting
> > >
> > > How so? Do you have bowels or were you born
> > > without them?
> >
> > The pictures and descriptions of bodily
> functions
> > in a childish way - disgusting. You really
> dont
> > see it?
>
>
> All the regulars here block the images, no we
> don't see them.

So you have a block for the prose calling the anus a 'starfish' and describing the use of mirrors to watch yourself shit. You somehow block that too? No, you see them and to you those posts are delicious. You crave reading about middle aged men's shit. Freak.

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I ate pancakes. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!


So funny! thanks for posting! You are a treasure. Tell us about your shit and how it comes.out please - spare no detail and go slowly ok?

Such childish blathering and obtuse write ups, do nothing to serve those with medical conditions.

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Yesterday after school we had a pizza party in the multipurpose room to reward kids who had been collecting money and food for a local food bank. I mentioned to one of the teachers that serving bowel destructive foods to young children was somewhat inappropriate. She looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was free to go study in the library instead of attending the event. I thought that was kind of rude. Clearly they do not care about proper nutrition at all. They had pizza and soda only, no healthy snacks at all.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Yesterday after school we had a pizza party in the
> multipurpose room to reward kids who had been
> collecting money and food for a local food bank. I
> mentioned to one of the teachers that serving
> bowel destructive foods to young children was
> somewhat inappropriate. She looked at me like I
> was crazy and told me I was free to go study in
> the library instead of attending the event. I
> thought that was kind of rude. Clearly they do not
> care about proper nutrition at all. They had pizza
> and soda only, no healthy snacks at all.


You are the polite one. They are beyond crazy and I support you spring onion. No matter ones economic background bowel friendly foods are a must.

I am a nurse in a emergency room. A couple times a year someone comes in with something stuck in their butt. Mostly sex toys but we have seen soda bottles as well as this one guy who had a bowling trophy up there. It was 3rd place so it was not too big.

ER nurse Wrote:
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> I am a nurse in a emergency room. A couple times a
> year someone comes in with something stuck in
> their butt. Mostly sex toys but we have seen soda
> bottles as well as this one guy who had a bowling
> trophy up there. It was 3rd place so it was not
> too big.

Awful! While I sit here disgusted, could you explain medically why bowels are not Kings Dominion? People need more education about their bowels being out not in, and would you like a laminated poster sized Bristol Stool Guide?

Rainz come oil changez slow. Come on down Fairfax Boulevardz. Naked and ready for coinz and dollarz

It was nice of dad to stop by at lunch. The lunch lady chewed him out for smoking cigarettes, and he slipped on his Vaseline lined up shoes. Dad said things with mom are being patched up. The obese neighbor at a nearby table ate an entire pizza.

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> > Yesterday after school we had a pizza party in
> the
> > multipurpose room to reward kids who had been
> > collecting money and food for a local food bank.
> I
> > mentioned to one of the teachers that serving
> > bowel destructive foods to young children was
> > somewhat inappropriate. She looked at me like I
> > was crazy and told me I was free to go study in
> > the library instead of attending the event. I
> > thought that was kind of rude. Clearly they do
> not
> > care about proper nutrition at all. They had
> pizza
> > and soda only, no healthy snacks at all.
>
>
> You are the polite one. They are beyond crazy and
> I support you spring onion. No matter ones
> economic background bowel friendly foods are a
> must.

Polite? Sounds like he is an annoying faggot - who leaves a pizza party because there is no fruit or salad? If it were my day we would hang this little shithead by his underwear in his locker then take turns punching him.

Grow a pair kid and eat some goddamn pizza. Soon, it seems you will be just as sick physically and mentally as the middle aged scat freaks here.

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Dear God

Grandma made me granola yogurts, that were tasty and healthy. So many make poor decisions. The obese neighbor ate 100 wings and is passed out with buffalo wing sauce all over his dough like nude body. He is a huge man and I'm sure the foods he eats cause this and for his bowels to hurt.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Grandma made me granola yogurts, that were tasty
> and healthy. So many make poor decisions. The
> obese neighbor ate 100 wings and is passed out
> with buffalo wing sauce all over his dough like
> nude body. He is a huge man and I'm sure the foods
> he eats cause this and for his bowels to hurt.


Hi Spring, so glad to hear your Nana is taking care of you. Apropos the neighbor you should consider pouring hot sauce on his penis and down his but crack. Choose one at least as hot as Tabasco sauce - hotter if possible. He wont wake up right away but when he does his junk will be on fire! You should have time to escape and likely he will think it was the wing sauce. If you have time you could pour some on his hands and up his nose too.

PM Brown Onion if you need any RL comforting ;)