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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
fake knife stabbed me
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Date: July 24, 2017 03:57PM
disgusting animals
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Best of_red onion class of2006
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Date: July 24, 2017 04:30PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Man o man I am glad ta be not workin taday an
> tomorrow. I haz been givin my bowel friendly
> shoppin list to Alexa as I thinks ov things to buy
> at tha grocery store. I love how Alexa puts my
> shoppin list right on my phone. I haz discovered
> that portobello mushroom can really speed up my
> bowels so Im gettin some of them ta eat with
> grilled skinless chicken berast.
> Best wishes ta all you brown guys.
respect...
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> Man o man I am glad ta be not workin taday an
> tomorrow. I haz been givin my bowel friendly
> shoppin list to Alexa as I thinks ov things to buy
> at tha grocery store. I love how Alexa puts my
> shoppin list right on my phone. I haz discovered
> that portobello mushroom can really speed up my
> bowels so Im gettin some of them ta eat with
> grilled skinless chicken berast.
> Best wishes ta all you brown guys.
respect...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
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Date: July 24, 2017 06:33PM
Best of_red onion class of2006 Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man o man I am glad ta be not workin taday an
> > tomorrow. I haz been givin my bowel friendly
> > shoppin list to Alexa as I thinks ov things to
> buy
> > at tha grocery store. I love how Alexa puts my
> > shoppin list right on my phone. I haz
> discovered
> > that portobello mushroom can really speed up my
> > bowels so Im gettin some of them ta eat with
> > grilled skinless chicken berast.
> > Best wishes ta all you brown guys.
>
> respect...
You too red onion! Glad you are back with your brothers in bowel as BO used to call us.
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man o man I am glad ta be not workin taday an
> > tomorrow. I haz been givin my bowel friendly
> > shoppin list to Alexa as I thinks ov things to
> buy
> > at tha grocery store. I love how Alexa puts my
> > shoppin list right on my phone. I haz
> discovered
> > that portobello mushroom can really speed up my
> > bowels so Im gettin some of them ta eat with
> > grilled skinless chicken berast.
> > Best wishes ta all you brown guys.
>
> respect...
You too red onion! Glad you are back with your brothers in bowel as BO used to call us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Hammer
()
Date: July 24, 2017 08:40PM
fake knife stabbed me Wrote:
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> disgusting animals
Was that you in the Nordstrom bathroom as I dropped that fly attracting sweltering load? I hope you visit again soon as I shit on your Louis Vutton clothes and you feel the wrath of my intestines!
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> disgusting animals
Was that you in the Nordstrom bathroom as I dropped that fly attracting sweltering load? I hope you visit again soon as I shit on your Louis Vutton clothes and you feel the wrath of my intestines!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 24, 2017 08:59PM
You put the car in the bayz. I change your oilz you change mine. Sweaty sockz in mouthz. Manager can't hear us as this is not part of signature servicez. You get to rip my bowelz. I get paid billz and you go home to your wife and kidz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
its so humid out
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Date: July 24, 2017 09:03PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> You put the car in the bayz. I change your oilz
> you change mine. Sweaty sockz in mouthz. Manager
> can't hear us as this is not part of signature
> servicez. You get to rip my bowelz. I get paid
> billz and you go home to your wife and kidz.
another sacrilege poem by an imposter. Green will not be happy
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> You put the car in the bayz. I change your oilz
> you change mine. Sweaty sockz in mouthz. Manager
> can't hear us as this is not part of signature
> servicez. You get to rip my bowelz. I get paid
> billz and you go home to your wife and kidz.
another sacrilege poem by an imposter. Green will not be happy
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gluttony of Bowels
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Date: July 24, 2017 10:40PM
An entire package of hot dogs and a complete bag of greasy potato chips. Let the pain begin!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
200 grams of fat
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Date: July 24, 2017 10:49PM
Gluttony of Bowels Wrote:
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> An entire package of hot dogs and a complete bag
> of greasy potato chips. Let the pain begin!
200 grams of fat in the hot dogs alone - nearly half a pound of pure fat. No wonder you have problems. I bet you are very very overweight as well. Take up smoking so that the sweet release of death comes sooner for you.
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> An entire package of hot dogs and a complete bag
> of greasy potato chips. Let the pain begin!
200 grams of fat in the hot dogs alone - nearly half a pound of pure fat. No wonder you have problems. I bet you are very very overweight as well. Take up smoking so that the sweet release of death comes sooner for you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gluttony of Bowels
()
Date: July 24, 2017 11:12PM
200 grams of fat Wrote:
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> Gluttony of Bowels Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > An entire package of hot dogs and a complete
> bag
> > of greasy potato chips. Let the pain begin!
>
> 200 grams of fat in the hot dogs alone - nearly
> half a pound of pure fat. No wonder you have
> problems. I bet you are very very overweight as
> well. Take up smoking so that the sweet release
> of death comes sooner for you.
I do this on purpose jerk off. Its up to me what I eat as I invite the challenge/pain of giant shits. You should try it sometime.
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> Gluttony of Bowels Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > An entire package of hot dogs and a complete
> bag
> > of greasy potato chips. Let the pain begin!
>
> 200 grams of fat in the hot dogs alone - nearly
> half a pound of pure fat. No wonder you have
> problems. I bet you are very very overweight as
> well. Take up smoking so that the sweet release
> of death comes sooner for you.
I do this on purpose jerk off. Its up to me what I eat as I invite the challenge/pain of giant shits. You should try it sometime.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: July 25, 2017 04:56AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy just got done dropping a load. 5am guy ate at Bonchon yesterday. 5am guy loves the spicy chicken even though it causes bowel trouble. 5am guy wishes good things for everyone here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
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Date: July 25, 2017 07:21AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy just got
> done dropping a load. 5am guy ate at Bonchon
> yesterday. 5am guy loves the spicy chicken even
> though it causes bowel trouble. 5am guy wishes
> good things for everyone here.
Hi there 5 am guy. Did you do the bbq or spicy? Either way best of luck to you and your bowels, as that could be painful.
Sore after basically what was an "assault" at the doctors office. Now I understand what a fish caught and released feels.
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy just got
> done dropping a load. 5am guy ate at Bonchon
> yesterday. 5am guy loves the spicy chicken even
> though it causes bowel trouble. 5am guy wishes
> good things for everyone here.
Hi there 5 am guy. Did you do the bbq or spicy? Either way best of luck to you and your bowels, as that could be painful.
Sore after basically what was an "assault" at the doctors office. Now I understand what a fish caught and released feels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Hammer
()
Date: July 25, 2017 08:54AM
I'm looking forward to LL Bean opening today.
Going to unload more stinky remnants of low quality foods on the Dolce and Gobbana crowd.
Mr Smith may feel the rugged outdoors of Maine for a minute, picturing his Range Rover on rocks by the light house. Yet soon he will submit to the stench of sulfur methane and what my entrails produce.
Going to unload more stinky remnants of low quality foods on the Dolce and Gobbana crowd.
Mr Smith may feel the rugged outdoors of Maine for a minute, picturing his Range Rover on rocks by the light house. Yet soon he will submit to the stench of sulfur methane and what my entrails produce.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
rubbing elbows
()
Date: July 25, 2017 09:29AM
Gluttony of Bowels Wrote:
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> 200 grams of fat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gluttony of Bowels Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > An entire package of hot dogs and a complete
> > bag
> > > of greasy potato chips. Let the pain begin!
> >
> > 200 grams of fat in the hot dogs alone - nearly
> > half a pound of pure fat. No wonder you have
> > problems. I bet you are very very overweight
> as
> > well. Take up smoking so that the sweet
> release
> > of death comes sooner for you.
>
> I do this on purpose jerk off. Its up to me what I
> eat as I invite the challenge/pain of giant shits.
> You should try it sometime.
Indeed. I was merely suggesting you add a few more deplorable 'challenges' to your life to expedite your early demise. I think we all agree that would be best no?
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> 200 grams of fat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gluttony of Bowels Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > An entire package of hot dogs and a complete
> > bag
> > > of greasy potato chips. Let the pain begin!
> >
> > 200 grams of fat in the hot dogs alone - nearly
> > half a pound of pure fat. No wonder you have
> > problems. I bet you are very very overweight
> as
> > well. Take up smoking so that the sweet
> release
> > of death comes sooner for you.
>
> I do this on purpose jerk off. Its up to me what I
> eat as I invite the challenge/pain of giant shits.
> You should try it sometime.
Indeed. I was merely suggesting you add a few more deplorable 'challenges' to your life to expedite your early demise. I think we all agree that would be best no?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
leather interior
()
Date: July 25, 2017 10:13AM
Sharted on my way to an early morning meeting. Driving to a meeting this morning and lifted a cheek in the car to fart. It was one of those body temperature liquid waiting at the gate feels like a fart sharts. Blew a shot glass size spray of shit into my boxers.
I had 3 min before the meeting to shake hands and run to the restroom. Simply took of boxers and used the unsoiled portion to clean up and threw them away. Finished with paper towels and soap in the stall and went commando to the meeting.
I left a little soap on the back of my hands as a perfume to distract from the not so subtle aroma of feces. Just got back home and showered. IBs can be a real bummer. Thank god I have leather interior in my car.
I had 3 min before the meeting to shake hands and run to the restroom. Simply took of boxers and used the unsoiled portion to clean up and threw them away. Finished with paper towels and soap in the stall and went commando to the meeting.
I left a little soap on the back of my hands as a perfume to distract from the not so subtle aroma of feces. Just got back home and showered. IBs can be a real bummer. Thank god I have leather interior in my car.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 25, 2017 10:19AM
You pop in bayz. You see my bowelz. You drinking mad dogz and think for moneyz yes have them. Give me signature change. Go home with bloody uniformz. Cost of bizness.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
lolZ Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2017 10:38AM
lolz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2017 10:53AM
Man my butt is sore. Another trip to the doctor with no results. Its a vicious cycle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tranny Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2017 11:03AM
Green Onion Wrote:
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> Man my butt is sore. Another trip to the doctor
> with no results. Its a vicious cycle.
Is that code for 'I had a date with the he/she Shanikwa last night?'
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> Man my butt is sore. Another trip to the doctor
> with no results. Its a vicious cycle.
Is that code for 'I had a date with the he/she Shanikwa last night?'
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2017 11:34AM
Tranny Onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man my butt is sore. Another trip to the doctor
> > with no results. Its a vicious cycle.
>
>
> Is that code for 'I had a date with the he/she
> Shanikwa last night?'
No it means GI stands for sadist you miserable fuck.
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man my butt is sore. Another trip to the doctor
> > with no results. Its a vicious cycle.
>
>
> Is that code for 'I had a date with the he/she
> Shanikwa last night?'
No it means GI stands for sadist you miserable fuck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2017 11:52AM
Ate too many hash browns with cheese. My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gluttony of Bowels
()
Date: July 25, 2017 04:23PM
Went home and ate five cans of Chef Boyardee ravioli. Drank large amounts of black coffee, barely making it to Tyson's Nordstroms on time.
A beyond awful gasp was heard during my turd.
A kid asked his dad "what is that smell?" A mumbling voice said, "don't worry about it, wash your hands, and lets go find mommy."
What that was was a brother trying to process some sodium loaded Italian food. And may that scent last for hours, even when you and little Anglo junior have a organic dinner from mommy tonight.
Remember that odor and be honest with your kids. Maybe you should have inquired about my well being, as it must have smelled like decomposing flesh.
But nope you simply try to throw my smell under the rug and on your merry way.
A beyond awful gasp was heard during my turd.
A kid asked his dad "what is that smell?" A mumbling voice said, "don't worry about it, wash your hands, and lets go find mommy."
What that was was a brother trying to process some sodium loaded Italian food. And may that scent last for hours, even when you and little Anglo junior have a organic dinner from mommy tonight.
Remember that odor and be honest with your kids. Maybe you should have inquired about my well being, as it must have smelled like decomposing flesh.
But nope you simply try to throw my smell under the rug and on your merry way.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bozo d's Frown
()
Date: July 25, 2017 05:15PM
Gluttony of Bowels Wrote:
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> Went home and ate five cans of Chef Boyardee
> ravioli. Drank large amounts of black coffee,
> barely making it to Tyson's Nordstroms on time.
>
> A beyond awful gasp was heard during my turd.
>
> A kid asked his dad "what is that smell?" A
> mumbling voice said, "don't worry about it, wash
> your hands, and lets go find mommy."
>
> What that was was a brother trying to process some
> sodium loaded Italian food. And may that scent
> last for hours, even when you and little Anglo
> junior have a organic dinner from mommy tonight.
>
> Remember that odor and be honest with your kids.
> Maybe you should have inquired about my well
> being, as it must have smelled like decomposing
> flesh.
>
> But nope you simply try to throw my smell under
> the rug and on your merry way.
Animal!
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> Went home and ate five cans of Chef Boyardee
> ravioli. Drank large amounts of black coffee,
> barely making it to Tyson's Nordstroms on time.
>
> A beyond awful gasp was heard during my turd.
>
> A kid asked his dad "what is that smell?" A
> mumbling voice said, "don't worry about it, wash
> your hands, and lets go find mommy."
>
> What that was was a brother trying to process some
> sodium loaded Italian food. And may that scent
> last for hours, even when you and little Anglo
> junior have a organic dinner from mommy tonight.
>
> Remember that odor and be honest with your kids.
> Maybe you should have inquired about my well
> being, as it must have smelled like decomposing
> flesh.
>
> But nope you simply try to throw my smell under
> the rug and on your merry way.
Animal!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2017 07:48PM
I can't say I'd feel thrilled about others smell my shit, but whatever floats your boat.
Still have sore bowels and hope to hold off crapping until tomorrow.
Still have sore bowels and hope to hold off crapping until tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: July 25, 2017 08:33PM
Brown onion, green onion, these write ups are the same. Blame professional board certified GI's through immature write ups.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Cheerleader Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2017 09:50PM
Green Onion Wrote:
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> I can't say I'd feel thrilled about others smell
> my shit, but whatever floats your boat.
>
> Still have sore bowels and hope to hold off
> crapping until tomorrow.
Green what is your weekly workout schedule look like? What is your BMI - you can calculate it here https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
I think if you dedicated yourself to a 6 day a week 1 hour per day of vigorous exercise and a daily diet under 2400 calories consisting of greens, whole grains lean protein, lots of water and no processed foods you would see results within 2-3 weeks max. You feel and look better and if you kept it up for 6 months you could tell the dr fisting you to take a hike forever.
What do you say Green?
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> I can't say I'd feel thrilled about others smell
> my shit, but whatever floats your boat.
>
> Still have sore bowels and hope to hold off
> crapping until tomorrow.
Green what is your weekly workout schedule look like? What is your BMI - you can calculate it here https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
I think if you dedicated yourself to a 6 day a week 1 hour per day of vigorous exercise and a daily diet under 2400 calories consisting of greens, whole grains lean protein, lots of water and no processed foods you would see results within 2-3 weeks max. You feel and look better and if you kept it up for 6 months you could tell the dr fisting you to take a hike forever.
What do you say Green?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 26, 2017 06:37AM
Cheerleader Onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can't say I'd feel thrilled about others
> smell
> > my shit, but whatever floats your boat.
> >
> > Still have sore bowels and hope to hold off
> > crapping until tomorrow.
>
>
> Green what is your weekly workout schedule look
> like? What is your BMI - you can calculate it
> here
> https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_
> wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
>
> I think if you dedicated yourself to a 6 day a
> week 1 hour per day of vigorous exercise and a
> daily diet under 2400 calories consisting of
> greens, whole grains lean protein, lots of water
> and no processed foods you would see results
> within 2-3 weeks max. You feel and look better
> and if you kept it up for 6 months you could tell
> the dr fisting you to take a hike forever.
>
> What do you say Green?
I believe you must work in the proctology field. That is like throwing an ice cube to a man dehydrated in the Mojave desert.
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can't say I'd feel thrilled about others
> smell
> > my shit, but whatever floats your boat.
> >
> > Still have sore bowels and hope to hold off
> > crapping until tomorrow.
>
>
> Green what is your weekly workout schedule look
> like? What is your BMI - you can calculate it
> here
> https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_
> wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
>
> I think if you dedicated yourself to a 6 day a
> week 1 hour per day of vigorous exercise and a
> daily diet under 2400 calories consisting of
> greens, whole grains lean protein, lots of water
> and no processed foods you would see results
> within 2-3 weeks max. You feel and look better
> and if you kept it up for 6 months you could tell
> the dr fisting you to take a hike forever.
>
> What do you say Green?
I believe you must work in the proctology field. That is like throwing an ice cube to a man dehydrated in the Mojave desert.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
breakthrough
()
Date: July 26, 2017 09:35AM
Cheerleader Onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can't say I'd feel thrilled about others
> smell
> > my shit, but whatever floats your boat.
> >
> > Still have sore bowels and hope to hold off
> > crapping until tomorrow.
>
>
> Green what is your weekly workout schedule look
> like? What is your BMI - you can calculate it
> here
> https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_
> wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
>
> I think if you dedicated yourself to a 6 day a
> week 1 hour per day of vigorous exercise and a
> daily diet under 2400 calories consisting of
> greens, whole grains lean protein, lots of water
> and no processed foods you would see results
> within 2-3 weeks max. You feel and look better
> and if you kept it up for 6 months you could tell
> the dr fisting you to take a hike forever.
>
> What do you say Green?
unlikely - he would have to stop complaining. Also all of that requires hard work and discipline. Not easy. Its interesting to me people will suffer rather than try hard things. We all have our blind spots.
Honestly this is why there is some hope with use of MMDA and psychotropics to get people to break through mental and emotional barriers.
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can't say I'd feel thrilled about others
> smell
> > my shit, but whatever floats your boat.
> >
> > Still have sore bowels and hope to hold off
> > crapping until tomorrow.
>
>
> Green what is your weekly workout schedule look
> like? What is your BMI - you can calculate it
> here
> https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_
> wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
>
> I think if you dedicated yourself to a 6 day a
> week 1 hour per day of vigorous exercise and a
> daily diet under 2400 calories consisting of
> greens, whole grains lean protein, lots of water
> and no processed foods you would see results
> within 2-3 weeks max. You feel and look better
> and if you kept it up for 6 months you could tell
> the dr fisting you to take a hike forever.
>
> What do you say Green?
unlikely - he would have to stop complaining. Also all of that requires hard work and discipline. Not easy. Its interesting to me people will suffer rather than try hard things. We all have our blind spots.
Honestly this is why there is some hope with use of MMDA and psychotropics to get people to break through mental and emotional barriers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: July 26, 2017 01:03PM
Today is a great day for me. My Mom called in a handyman and he put a brand new exhaust fan in our basement bathroom. No more waking up in the middle of the night smelling my Dads shit fumes! I am so happy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Food-4-thought Onion
()
Date: July 26, 2017 08:10PM
Father 'killed his son, 13, after the boy found and mocked compromising photos of him eating feces from a diaper he was wearing and posing in women's clothes with makeup on'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4732528/Dad-killed-son-boy-compromising-photos.html
careful scat friends
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4732528/Dad-killed-son-boy-compromising-photos.html
careful scat friends
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 26, 2017 09:58PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Today is a great day for me. My Mom called in a
> handyman and he put a brand new exhaust fan in our
> basement bathroom. No more waking up in the middle
> of the night smelling my Dads shit fumes! I am so
> happy.
That's great news!!! Congrats!! Now to add soundproofing.
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> Today is a great day for me. My Mom called in a
> handyman and he put a brand new exhaust fan in our
> basement bathroom. No more waking up in the middle
> of the night smelling my Dads shit fumes! I am so
> happy.
That's great news!!! Congrats!! Now to add soundproofing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gluttony of Bowels
()
Date: July 26, 2017 11:06PM
Anyone want to join me at Tyson Nordstroms for a shit in?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: July 27, 2017 05:00AM
Green Onion Wrote:
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy just
> got
> > done dropping a load. 5am guy ate at Bonchon
> > yesterday. 5am guy loves the spicy chicken even
> > though it causes bowel trouble. 5am guy wishes
> > good things for everyone here.
>
>
> Hi there 5 am guy. Did you do the bbq or spicy?
> Either way best of luck to you and your bowels, as
> that could be painful.
>
> Sore after basically what was an "assault" at the
> doctors office. Now I understand what a fish
> caught and released feels.
5am guy likes the spicy legs, they are very good until 5am guy has to poop them out.
5am guy had his 3am lunch at IHOP earlier. Dining options are limited for people like 5am guy who work at night and sleep all day. 5am guy ate this plus two pancakes so 5am guys bowels are very busy now.
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy just
> got
> > done dropping a load. 5am guy ate at Bonchon
> > yesterday. 5am guy loves the spicy chicken even
> > though it causes bowel trouble. 5am guy wishes
> > good things for everyone here.
>
>
> Hi there 5 am guy. Did you do the bbq or spicy?
> Either way best of luck to you and your bowels, as
> that could be painful.
>
> Sore after basically what was an "assault" at the
> doctors office. Now I understand what a fish
> caught and released feels.
5am guy likes the spicy legs, they are very good until 5am guy has to poop them out.
5am guy had his 3am lunch at IHOP earlier. Dining options are limited for people like 5am guy who work at night and sleep all day. 5am guy ate this plus two pancakes so 5am guys bowels are very busy now.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2017 08:33AM
Hope your bowels recover from this 5 am. Mine are in a lot of pain this morning. Getting ready to drop a Trump sized crap. Holding on to the railing for this one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: July 27, 2017 09:01AM
Green Onion Wrote:
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> Hope your bowels recover from this 5 am. Mine are
> in a lot of pain this morning. Getting ready to
> drop a Trump sized crap. Holding on to the railing
> for this one.
A scat party?
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> Hope your bowels recover from this 5 am. Mine are
> in a lot of pain this morning. Getting ready to
> drop a Trump sized crap. Holding on to the railing
> for this one.
A scat party?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
New Brown Onion TM
()
Date: July 27, 2017 09:27AM
Green - you bringing the shower curtains to the Holiday Inn party Friday. If so pls buy new ones and air them out first. You can never really clean the used ones and the plastic fumes of new curtains mask the magic aromas I crave at our 'meetings'
thnx
thnx
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
onion ring
()
Date: July 27, 2017 11:04AM
I ate onion rings and eggs for breakfast. My farts smell like death right now and I am farting heavily.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2017 11:54AM
I ate pickled beets. My poor bowels! And the hot sauce too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: July 27, 2017 12:25PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I ate pickled beets. My poor bowels! And the hot
> sauce too.
Instead of obtuse write ups visit a professional!
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> I ate pickled beets. My poor bowels! And the hot
> sauce too.
Instead of obtuse write ups visit a professional!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: July 27, 2017 12:43PM
That uber driver was rude. I get that my pants smell but I can't help it. Plus I tipped you 80%. Yet I get out of the car and hear "don't bring your stank ass in my car ever again."
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jcc
()
Date: July 27, 2017 12:53PM
New Brown Onion TM Wrote:
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> Green - you bringing the shower curtains to the
> Holiday Inn party Friday. If so pls buy new ones
> and air them out first. You can never really
> clean the used ones and the plastic fumes of new
> curtains mask the magic aromas I crave at our
> 'meetings'
>
> thnx
wait, what?
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> Green - you bringing the shower curtains to the
> Holiday Inn party Friday. If so pls buy new ones
> and air them out first. You can never really
> clean the used ones and the plastic fumes of new
> curtains mask the magic aromas I crave at our
> 'meetings'
>
> thnx
wait, what?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2017 01:39PM
jcc Wrote:
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> New Brown Onion TM Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green - you bringing the shower curtains to the
> > Holiday Inn party Friday. If so pls buy new
> ones
> > and air them out first. You can never really
> > clean the used ones and the plastic fumes of
> new
> > curtains mask the magic aromas I crave at our
> > 'meetings'
> >
> > thnx
>
>
> wait, what?
Ignore these. We are people with bowel problems and not a bunch of wackos.
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> New Brown Onion TM Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green - you bringing the shower curtains to the
> > Holiday Inn party Friday. If so pls buy new
> ones
> > and air them out first. You can never really
> > clean the used ones and the plastic fumes of
> new
> > curtains mask the magic aromas I crave at our
> > 'meetings'
> >
> > thnx
>
>
> wait, what?
Ignore these. We are people with bowel problems and not a bunch of wackos.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
meetup?
()
Date: July 27, 2017 02:06PM
Green Onion Wrote:
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> jcc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > New Brown Onion TM Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Green - you bringing the shower curtains to
> the
> > > Holiday Inn party Friday. If so pls buy new
> > ones
> > > and air them out first. You can never really
> > > clean the used ones and the plastic fumes of
> > new
> > > curtains mask the magic aromas I crave at our
> > > 'meetings'
> > >
> > > thnx
> >
> >
> > wait, what?
>
>
> Ignore these. We are people with bowel problems
> and not a bunch of wackos.
some maybe but I checked you or someone saying they are you talke about laying spread open getting fingered in your butthole. That is a fetish for sure.
btw do you guys really meet up?
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> jcc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > New Brown Onion TM Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Green - you bringing the shower curtains to
> the
> > > Holiday Inn party Friday. If so pls buy new
> > ones
> > > and air them out first. You can never really
> > > clean the used ones and the plastic fumes of
> > new
> > > curtains mask the magic aromas I crave at our
> > > 'meetings'
> > >
> > > thnx
> >
> >
> > wait, what?
>
>
> Ignore these. We are people with bowel problems
> and not a bunch of wackos.
some maybe but I checked you or someone saying they are you talke about laying spread open getting fingered in your butthole. That is a fetish for sure.
btw do you guys really meet up?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2017 03:13PM
meetup? Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > jcc Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > New Brown Onion TM Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Green - you bringing the shower curtains to
> > the
> > > > Holiday Inn party Friday. If so pls buy
> new
> > > ones
> > > > and air them out first. You can never
> really
> > > > clean the used ones and the plastic fumes
> of
> > > new
> > > > curtains mask the magic aromas I crave at
> our
> > > > 'meetings'
> > > >
> > > > thnx
> > >
> > >
> > > wait, what?
> >
> >
> > Ignore these. We are people with bowel problems
> > and not a bunch of wackos.
>
> some maybe but I checked you or someone saying
> they are you talke about laying spread open
> getting fingered in your butthole. That is a
> fetish for sure.
>
> btw do you guys really meet up?
If you dropped shits that were the sizes of submercicibles, you would have empathy.
I don't usually wish foul to others, but may you drop just one colon and rectum busting heaving glop. See how you'd feel then.
Our bowel rights are a civil liberty that will be defended with legal smelly briefs as needed.
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > jcc Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > New Brown Onion TM Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Green - you bringing the shower curtains to
> > the
> > > > Holiday Inn party Friday. If so pls buy
> new
> > > ones
> > > > and air them out first. You can never
> really
> > > > clean the used ones and the plastic fumes
> of
> > > new
> > > > curtains mask the magic aromas I crave at
> our
> > > > 'meetings'
> > > >
> > > > thnx
> > >
> > >
> > > wait, what?
> >
> >
> > Ignore these. We are people with bowel problems
> > and not a bunch of wackos.
>
> some maybe but I checked you or someone saying
> they are you talke about laying spread open
> getting fingered in your butthole. That is a
> fetish for sure.
>
> btw do you guys really meet up?
If you dropped shits that were the sizes of submercicibles, you would have empathy.
I don't usually wish foul to others, but may you drop just one colon and rectum busting heaving glop. See how you'd feel then.
Our bowel rights are a civil liberty that will be defended with legal smelly briefs as needed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Hammer
()
Date: July 27, 2017 04:48PM
Who wants to join me at LL Beans shitters, and blow our unfiltered stench into the bathrooms and surrounding areas? Mr and Mrs Smith won't buy a sleeveless vest that smells like intestinal cheese? I can bring bowel churning foods that will add luster to our efforts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2017 05:02PM
Brown Hammer Wrote:
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> Who wants to join me at LL Beans shitters, and
> blow our unfiltered stench into the bathrooms and
> surrounding areas? Mr and Mrs Smith won't buy a
> sleeveless vest that smells like intestinal
> cheese? I can bring bowel churning foods that will
> add luster to our efforts.
Ok we are all bowel sufferers here, and in a way support your stinky efforts. But this thread is about bowels, digestive health, food tips, etc.
Think you can move your shit to a different thread please?
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> Who wants to join me at LL Beans shitters, and
> blow our unfiltered stench into the bathrooms and
> surrounding areas? Mr and Mrs Smith won't buy a
> sleeveless vest that smells like intestinal
> cheese? I can bring bowel churning foods that will
> add luster to our efforts.
Ok we are all bowel sufferers here, and in a way support your stinky efforts. But this thread is about bowels, digestive health, food tips, etc.
Think you can move your shit to a different thread please?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: July 27, 2017 05:41PM
I second what GO put down.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gluttony of Bowels
()
Date: July 27, 2017 06:39PM
I ate an entire package of shake and bake pork chops. Added mac and cheese slaw and beers. This is going to be the mother of all shits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 27, 2017 06:57PM
You take your pantz off. Join Green onionz. Drop your shitz and write on wallz with it. More shitz than at lubez place. You get your shitz togetha. Everyone a part of bowelz group. After changing oilz all day good timez.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2017 08:00PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> You take your pantz off. Join Green onionz. Drop
> your shitz and write on wallz with it. More shitz
> than at lubez place. You get your shitz togetha.
> Everyone a part of bowelz group. After changing
> oilz all day good timez.
Fuck you.
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> You take your pantz off. Join Green onionz. Drop
> your shitz and write on wallz with it. More shitz
> than at lubez place. You get your shitz togetha.
> Everyone a part of bowelz group. After changing
> oilz all day good timez.
Fuck you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: July 28, 2017 06:18AM
Hello friends! It looks like we have some folks here on the FYBDW thread that are desperate for attention. Just ignore those negative comments. There are some really sad people in this world who resort to this type of trolling because they have no friends and likely grew up with parents who ignored them. I know it's hard but we should feel sorry for them.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: July 28, 2017 10:01AM
Last night my Mom made one of those big Stouffer's Lasagna in a foil pan. My Dad ate a huge slice of it along with garlic bread, heavily buttered and two klondike bars for dessert. He made it to work this morning but he was running late.
I wonder if I should talk to my Dad about the way he is abusing his body. He will turn 50 in a couple years and he is too old to be eating like a teenager.
I wonder if I should talk to my Dad about the way he is abusing his body. He will turn 50 in a couple years and he is too old to be eating like a teenager.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Its no use
()
Date: July 28, 2017 10:52AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hello friends! It looks like we have some folks
> here on the FYBDW thread that are desperate for
> attention. Just ignore those negative comments.
> There are some really sad people in this world who
> resort to this type of trolling because they have
> no friends and likely grew up with parents who
> ignored them. I know it's hard but we should feel
> sorry for them.
It all the same guy doing that. He usually posts in Omeara show thread under the name "peekza". He and Miz have been trolling ffxu with these juvenile posts for years now.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello friends! It looks like we have some folks
> here on the FYBDW thread that are desperate for
> attention. Just ignore those negative comments.
> There are some really sad people in this world who
> resort to this type of trolling because they have
> no friends and likely grew up with parents who
> ignored them. I know it's hard but we should feel
> sorry for them.
It all the same guy doing that. He usually posts in Omeara show thread under the name "peekza". He and Miz have been trolling ffxu with these juvenile posts for years now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Ass Trouble Victim
()
Date: July 28, 2017 01:11PM
I was in Winchester Virginia yesterday and I ate two Chicago style hot dogs with tater tots and a cookie dough shake at the Sonic drive in. I had to call out sick from work today because of my poor choice of dining options.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 28, 2017 01:37PM
Its no use Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello friends! It looks like we have some folks
> > here on the FYBDW thread that are desperate for
> > attention. Just ignore those negative comments.
> > There are some really sad people in this world
> who
> > resort to this type of trolling because they
> have
> > no friends and likely grew up with parents who
> > ignored them. I know it's hard but we should
> feel
> > sorry for them.
>
>
> It all the same guy doing that. He usually posts
> in Omeara show thread under the name "peekza". He
> and Miz have been trolling ffxu with these
> juvenile posts for years now.
nope...I've never posted in this thread before, I only leave the TMOS thread when you losers leak into it and make false accusations...sorry to disappoint you retards
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello friends! It looks like we have some folks
> > here on the FYBDW thread that are desperate for
> > attention. Just ignore those negative comments.
> > There are some really sad people in this world
> who
> > resort to this type of trolling because they
> have
> > no friends and likely grew up with parents who
> > ignored them. I know it's hard but we should
> feel
> > sorry for them.
>
>
> It all the same guy doing that. He usually posts
> in Omeara show thread under the name "peekza". He
> and Miz have been trolling ffxu with these
> juvenile posts for years now.
nope...I've never posted in this thread before, I only leave the TMOS thread when you losers leak into it and make false accusations...sorry to disappoint you retards
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Omeara Onion
()
Date: July 28, 2017 03:06PM
peekza Wrote:
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> Its no use Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hello friends! It looks like we have some
> folks
> > > here on the FYBDW thread that are desperate
> for
> > > attention. Just ignore those negative
> comments.
> > > There are some really sad people in this
> world
> > who
> > > resort to this type of trolling because they
> > have
> > > no friends and likely grew up with parents
> who
> > > ignored them. I know it's hard but we should
> > feel
> > > sorry for them.
> >
> >
> > It all the same guy doing that. He usually
> posts
> > in Omeara show thread under the name "peekza".
> He
> > and Miz have been trolling ffxu with these
> > juvenile posts for years now.
>
>
> nope...I've never posted in this thread before, I
> only leave the TMOS thread when you losers leak
> into it and make false accusations...sorry to
> disappoint you retards
Posting under your regular name doesn't convince us. How are your bowels?
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> Its no use Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hello friends! It looks like we have some
> folks
> > > here on the FYBDW thread that are desperate
> for
> > > attention. Just ignore those negative
> comments.
> > > There are some really sad people in this
> world
> > who
> > > resort to this type of trolling because they
> > have
> > > no friends and likely grew up with parents
> who
> > > ignored them. I know it's hard but we should
> > feel
> > > sorry for them.
> >
> >
> > It all the same guy doing that. He usually
> posts
> > in Omeara show thread under the name "peekza".
> He
> > and Miz have been trolling ffxu with these
> > juvenile posts for years now.
>
>
> nope...I've never posted in this thread before, I
> only leave the TMOS thread when you losers leak
> into it and make false accusations...sorry to
> disappoint you retards
Posting under your regular name doesn't convince us. How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Absurd Onion
()
Date: July 28, 2017 03:27PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello friends! It looks like we have some folks
> here on the FYBDW thread that are desperate for
> attention. Just ignore those negative comments.
> There are some really sad people in this world who
> resort to this type of trolling because they have
> no friends and likely grew up with parents who
> ignored them. I know it's hard but we should feel
> sorry for them.
yes by all means lets keep discussions of our shitting civil and comport with proper Etiquette. 'brown load' is acceptable where as 'fetid feces' is not. Talking of a Dr. sticking his fingers up your ass is fine but discussions of fisting must be avoided.
freaks...
'10w30on my bowelz, customers pound my bowelz in the bayz guy' is the only creative one here.
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> Hello friends! It looks like we have some folks
> here on the FYBDW thread that are desperate for
> attention. Just ignore those negative comments.
> There are some really sad people in this world who
> resort to this type of trolling because they have
> no friends and likely grew up with parents who
> ignored them. I know it's hard but we should feel
> sorry for them.
yes by all means lets keep discussions of our shitting civil and comport with proper Etiquette. 'brown load' is acceptable where as 'fetid feces' is not. Talking of a Dr. sticking his fingers up your ass is fine but discussions of fisting must be avoided.
freaks...
'10w30on my bowelz, customers pound my bowelz in the bayz guy' is the only creative one here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 28, 2017 03:49PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Last night my Mom made one of those big Stouffer's
> Lasagna in a foil pan. My Dad ate a huge slice of
> it along with garlic bread, heavily buttered and
> two klondike bars for dessert. He made it to work
> this morning but he was running late.
> I wonder if I should talk to my Dad about the way
> he is abusing his body. He will turn 50 in a
> couple years and he is too old to be eating like a
> teenager.
It might be time to have the dreaded "bowels and the bees" discussion with him.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Last night my Mom made one of those big Stouffer's
> Lasagna in a foil pan. My Dad ate a huge slice of
> it along with garlic bread, heavily buttered and
> two klondike bars for dessert. He made it to work
> this morning but he was running late.
> I wonder if I should talk to my Dad about the way
> he is abusing his body. He will turn 50 in a
> couple years and he is too old to be eating like a
> teenager.
It might be time to have the dreaded "bowels and the bees" discussion with him.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ecjmw
()
Date: July 28, 2017 04:06PM
^Green having conversation with himself - really creative to. Shithead
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 28, 2017 05:44PM
Got bayz and bowelz specialz tonight. 1030 oil changez you change my fluidz and half off to rock my bowelz as other lubez peoplez watch.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Baz in BowelZ Onion
()
Date: July 28, 2017 05:57PM
LOLZ
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Hammer
()
Date: July 28, 2017 09:07PM
A stinky fetid smell at LL Beans today. A successful smell o rama of fetid feces which will linger in yuppies nose for a long time
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 29, 2017 08:27AM
Successfully excavated a monster shit. There's some bottom pain but mission accomplished! Need President Bush to give a speech.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sweet onion
()
Date: July 29, 2017 08:40AM
Enjoy some farts today!
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 29, 2017 08:55AM
Sit here in shopz. Bowelz ready to service customerz. Manager says expect lotz of them. Prep bowelz with 5w30 oilz. Pain but extra moneyz for cheap greasy foodz and beerz. Worth it suck it up bite ragz and take it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
visitor
()
Date: July 29, 2017 10:12AM
googled weatherunderground fairfax lag cut off 'weather' and I ended up here - what is this? jesus you are a Fairfax 'bowels' club for godssake???
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hk
()
Date: July 29, 2017 10:53AM
I ate at bob evans this morning. Had grits , sausage gravy , sausage patties , 2 eggs , 2 biscuits and a large coke.
Now I am unable to leave the toilet.
Now I am unable to leave the toilet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Its a brown baby boy!
()
Date: July 29, 2017 11:04AM
Hk Wrote:
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> I ate at bob evans this morning. Had grits ,
> sausage gravy , sausage patties , 2 eggs , 2
> biscuits and a large coke.
> Now I am unable to leave the toilet.
I would recommend a caudal - that delivery could take hours.
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> I ate at bob evans this morning. Had grits ,
> sausage gravy , sausage patties , 2 eggs , 2
> biscuits and a large coke.
> Now I am unable to leave the toilet.
I would recommend a caudal - that delivery could take hours.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
fecal impaction
()
Date: July 29, 2017 11:06AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 29, 2017 03:15PM
fecal impaction Wrote:
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>
That is not a pretty picture.
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>
That is not a pretty picture.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 29, 2017 03:17PM
visitor Wrote:
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> googled weatherunderground fairfax lag cut off
> 'weather' and I ended up here - what is this?
> jesus you are a Fairfax 'bowels' club for
> godssake???
Yes and how are your bowels?
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> googled weatherunderground fairfax lag cut off
> 'weather' and I ended up here - what is this?
> jesus you are a Fairfax 'bowels' club for
> godssake???
Yes and how are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 29, 2017 04:53PM
Put your bowelz into fluidz. You get a oil stickz in the azz you make extra tipz. Extra tipz mean Michelobz not busch. You drink high end beerz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: July 29, 2017 07:37PM
Jeans hold diarrhea better than athletic pants.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: July 29, 2017 07:59PM
Some of the folks here need to grow up. This is about aging and our digestive problems, simple as that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Impacted Onion
()
Date: July 29, 2017 08:11PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Put your bowelz into fluidz. You get a oil stickz
> in the azz you make extra tipz. Extra tipz mean
> Michelobz not busch. You drink high end beerz.
nice upgrade on the beer selection - keep up the good work red
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> Put your bowelz into fluidz. You get a oil stickz
> in the azz you make extra tipz. Extra tipz mean
> Michelobz not busch. You drink high end beerz.
nice upgrade on the beer selection - keep up the good work red
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 29, 2017 09:07PM
I wonder if early astronauts had bowel problems, or if any astronauts had bowel problems. Every cause has a celebrity but our bowels are not covered by Hollywood.
If anyone can think of a celebrity who has bad bowels it would be appreciated.
If anyone can think of a celebrity who has bad bowels it would be appreciated.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: July 30, 2017 02:07AM
Ned Beatty deliverance
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
which doctor
()
Date: July 30, 2017 07:12AM
Green Onion Wrote:
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> I wonder if early astronauts had bowel problems,
> or if any astronauts had bowel problems. Every
> cause has a celebrity but our bowels are not
> covered by Hollywood.
>
> If anyone can think of a celebrity who has bad
> bowels it would be appreciated.
When a presidential historian and medical consultant examined the late president's medical records in 2002, it was discovered that Kennedy suffered from many painful and potentially debilitating ailments that he hid from the public—including severe bouts of diarrhea, which doctors suspected might have been ulcerative colitis.
Attachments:
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> I wonder if early astronauts had bowel problems,
> or if any astronauts had bowel problems. Every
> cause has a celebrity but our bowels are not
> covered by Hollywood.
>
> If anyone can think of a celebrity who has bad
> bowels it would be appreciated.
When a presidential historian and medical consultant examined the late president's medical records in 2002, it was discovered that Kennedy suffered from many painful and potentially debilitating ailments that he hid from the public—including severe bouts of diarrhea, which doctors suspected might have been ulcerative colitis.
Attachments:
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 30, 2017 07:53AM
which doctor Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder if early astronauts had bowel
> problems,
> > or if any astronauts had bowel problems. Every
> > cause has a celebrity but our bowels are not
> > covered by Hollywood.
> >
> > If anyone can think of a celebrity who has bad
> > bowels it would be appreciated.
>
>
> When a presidential historian and medical
> consultant examined the late president's medical
> records in 2002, it was discovered that Kennedy
> suffered from many painful and potentially
> debilitating ailments that he hid from the
> public—including severe bouts of diarrhea, which
> doctors suspected might have been ulcerative
> colitis.
Great shit witch doctor. A shame about his head and bowels. Interesting to know!
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder if early astronauts had bowel
> problems,
> > or if any astronauts had bowel problems. Every
> > cause has a celebrity but our bowels are not
> > covered by Hollywood.
> >
> > If anyone can think of a celebrity who has bad
> > bowels it would be appreciated.
>
>
> When a presidential historian and medical
> consultant examined the late president's medical
> records in 2002, it was discovered that Kennedy
> suffered from many painful and potentially
> debilitating ailments that he hid from the
> public—including severe bouts of diarrhea, which
> doctors suspected might have been ulcerative
> colitis.
Great shit witch doctor. A shame about his head and bowels. Interesting to know!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: July 30, 2017 08:44AM
Happy Sunday BiB's!
I am going back to work in about a week. Having summers off is great but I have been getting bored lately. I am so happy both my townhouses are fully rented with 4 JMU kids in each house. Looks like I am going to a lunch gathering at the wood grilled buffet later today. The place is a buffet and that spells danger for my bowels. I will try to stay strong and just have salad with bread. That's hard to do with fried chicken and ribs laid out for the taking!
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I am going back to work in about a week. Having summers off is great but I have been getting bored lately. I am so happy both my townhouses are fully rented with 4 JMU kids in each house. Looks like I am going to a lunch gathering at the wood grilled buffet later today. The place is a buffet and that spells danger for my bowels. I will try to stay strong and just have salad with bread. That's hard to do with fried chicken and ribs laid out for the taking!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: July 30, 2017 08:52AM
Good luck dive!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 30, 2017 10:32AM
You take sockz off. Pantz off. Underwearz off.
Stand in bayz naked. Open for businezz.
Yez. Got to bite dirty shop ragz. This is about taking tipz making tipz.
Get moneyz buy pabst blue ribbonz. High quality beerz.
Stand in bayz naked. Open for businezz.
Yez. Got to bite dirty shop ragz. This is about taking tipz making tipz.
Get moneyz buy pabst blue ribbonz. High quality beerz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
crowing kitty
()
Date: July 30, 2017 10:33AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Happy Sunday BiB's!
>
> I am going back to work in about a week. Having
> summers off is great but I have been getting bored
> lately. I am so happy both my townhouses are fully
> rented with 4 JMU kids in each house. Looks like I
> am going to a lunch gathering at the wood grilled
> buffet later today. The place is a buffet and that
> spells danger for my bowels. I will try to stay
> strong and just have salad with bread. That's hard
> to do with fried chicken and ribs laid out for the
> taking!
Hope you eat a lot of that chicken that has been left out for a few hours - sounds really good for you! Only an idiot would go to a buffet to eat shitty ice berg lettuce they offer. Dont forget to split the check 4 ways and stiff your waitress.
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> Happy Sunday BiB's!
>
> I am going back to work in about a week. Having
> summers off is great but I have been getting bored
> lately. I am so happy both my townhouses are fully
> rented with 4 JMU kids in each house. Looks like I
> am going to a lunch gathering at the wood grilled
> buffet later today. The place is a buffet and that
> spells danger for my bowels. I will try to stay
> strong and just have salad with bread. That's hard
> to do with fried chicken and ribs laid out for the
> taking!
Hope you eat a lot of that chicken that has been left out for a few hours - sounds really good for you! Only an idiot would go to a buffet to eat shitty ice berg lettuce they offer. Dont forget to split the check 4 ways and stiff your waitress.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 30, 2017 12:30PM
crowing kitty Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy Sunday BiB's!
> >
> > I am going back to work in about a week. Having
> > summers off is great but I have been getting
> bored
> > lately. I am so happy both my townhouses are
> fully
> > rented with 4 JMU kids in each house. Looks like
> I
> > am going to a lunch gathering at the wood
> grilled
> > buffet later today. The place is a buffet and
> that
> > spells danger for my bowels. I will try to stay
> > strong and just have salad with bread. That's
> hard
> > to do with fried chicken and ribs laid out for
> the
> > taking!
>
> Hope you eat a lot of that chicken that has been
> left out for a few hours - sounds really good for
> you! Only an idiot would go to a buffet to eat
> shitty ice berg lettuce they offer. Dont forget
> to split the check 4 ways and stiff your waitress.
Who the fuck are you to decide? How are your bowels asshole?
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy Sunday BiB's!
> >
> > I am going back to work in about a week. Having
> > summers off is great but I have been getting
> bored
> > lately. I am so happy both my townhouses are
> fully
> > rented with 4 JMU kids in each house. Looks like
> I
> > am going to a lunch gathering at the wood
> grilled
> > buffet later today. The place is a buffet and
> that
> > spells danger for my bowels. I will try to stay
> > strong and just have salad with bread. That's
> hard
> > to do with fried chicken and ribs laid out for
> the
> > taking!
>
> Hope you eat a lot of that chicken that has been
> left out for a few hours - sounds really good for
> you! Only an idiot would go to a buffet to eat
> shitty ice berg lettuce they offer. Dont forget
> to split the check 4 ways and stiff your waitress.
Who the fuck are you to decide? How are your bowels asshole?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: July 30, 2017 12:52PM
Just got back from another trip to costco. My Dad bought 96 rolls of Charmin ultra soft and three big tubes of hemorrhoid cream among other things. It was kind of embarrassing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Almonds in the belly
()
Date: July 30, 2017 12:55PM
Green Onion Wrote:
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> crowing kitty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Happy Sunday BiB's!
> > >
> > > I am going back to work in about a week.
> Having
> > > summers off is great but I have been getting
> > bored
> > > lately. I am so happy both my townhouses are
> > fully
> > > rented with 4 JMU kids in each house. Looks
> like
> > I
> > > am going to a lunch gathering at the wood
> > grilled
> > > buffet later today. The place is a buffet and
> > that
> > > spells danger for my bowels. I will try to
> stay
> > > strong and just have salad with bread. That's
> > hard
> > > to do with fried chicken and ribs laid out
> for
> > the
> > > taking!
> >
> > Hope you eat a lot of that chicken that has
> been
> > left out for a few hours - sounds really good
> for
> > you! Only an idiot would go to a buffet to eat
> > shitty ice berg lettuce they offer. Dont
> forget
> > to split the check 4 ways and stiff your
> waitress.
>
>
> Who the fuck are you to decide? How are your
> bowels asshole?
You seem upset. I think the point was he hopes dive eats the chicken he craves so that he can have the shites he also craves so he can talk about his shitting on the toilet (which, yes, he also craves).
So why the shade? Also stiffing servers at ptomaine-style buffets is standard practice as is splitting the check.
-------------------------------------------------------
> crowing kitty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Happy Sunday BiB's!
> > >
> > > I am going back to work in about a week.
> Having
> > > summers off is great but I have been getting
> > bored
> > > lately. I am so happy both my townhouses are
> > fully
> > > rented with 4 JMU kids in each house. Looks
> like
> > I
> > > am going to a lunch gathering at the wood
> > grilled
> > > buffet later today. The place is a buffet and
> > that
> > > spells danger for my bowels. I will try to
> stay
> > > strong and just have salad with bread. That's
> > hard
> > > to do with fried chicken and ribs laid out
> for
> > the
> > > taking!
> >
> > Hope you eat a lot of that chicken that has
> been
> > left out for a few hours - sounds really good
> for
> > you! Only an idiot would go to a buffet to eat
> > shitty ice berg lettuce they offer. Dont
> forget
> > to split the check 4 ways and stiff your
> waitress.
>
>
> Who the fuck are you to decide? How are your
> bowels asshole?
You seem upset. I think the point was he hopes dive eats the chicken he craves so that he can have the shites he also craves so he can talk about his shitting on the toilet (which, yes, he also craves).
So why the shade? Also stiffing servers at ptomaine-style buffets is standard practice as is splitting the check.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
almonds in belly
()
Date: July 30, 2017 12:56PM
Also obvious Green Onion = Spring Onion
just sayin
just sayin
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Toolbag
()
Date: July 30, 2017 01:17PM
almonds in belly Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Also obvious Green Onion = Spring Onion
>
> just sayin
This ENTIRE thread is mostly peekza trolling. It couldn't be more obvious.
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> Also obvious Green Onion = Spring Onion
>
> just sayin
This ENTIRE thread is mostly peekza trolling. It couldn't be more obvious.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 30, 2017 02:23PM
Who or what is peekza asshole?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 30, 2017 02:24PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Just got back from another trip to costco. My Dad
> bought 96 rolls of Charmin ultra soft and three
> big tubes of hemorrhoid cream among other things.
> It was kind of embarrassing.
Well with us no different unfortunately.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Just got back from another trip to costco. My Dad
> bought 96 rolls of Charmin ultra soft and three
> big tubes of hemorrhoid cream among other things.
> It was kind of embarrassing.
Well with us no different unfortunately.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 30, 2017 06:18PM
Going to be on Craigslistz casual encounterz bowelz servicez make tipz have specialz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fried onion
()
Date: July 30, 2017 06:32PM
Two quick hits of weed every night does wonders for my bowels. Not too much, just two quick hits half an hour apart.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 30, 2017 07:50PM
I birthed a huge one 10 minutes ago that looked like Bill Cosby. All of a sudden a lot of white women claiming to have been drugged showed up here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: July 30, 2017 09:15PM
I ate Bob Evans. My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: July 31, 2017 06:04AM
You think you got it bad. My diaper supply is almost out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 31, 2017 09:18AM
My butt really hurts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: July 31, 2017 09:51AM
The new fan in the bathroom blew a fuse and we have to wait for the electrician. Now Im waking up again to the stench of Dad's 'levins' in the middle of the night. Unfortunately, while I was up sticking my head out the front door at 2am (to keep from passing out from the stench of Dad's midnight tacos) Dad wandered into my room and hit the mouse on my computer.
My screen jumped to life and there, for him to see, were my PM's from Green Onion. My secret relationship, one for which no word other than 'shared bowels' shall suffice was laid bare for my Dad to see.
I came back into my room to see my Dad openly weeping at the thought of my forbidden anal romance with our very own Green Onion. He looked at me through watery eyes, turned off the erotic fecal smeared images on the screen, walked out the door and went to bed.
I think he farted as he passed by me...
My screen jumped to life and there, for him to see, were my PM's from Green Onion. My secret relationship, one for which no word other than 'shared bowels' shall suffice was laid bare for my Dad to see.
I came back into my room to see my Dad openly weeping at the thought of my forbidden anal romance with our very own Green Onion. He looked at me through watery eyes, turned off the erotic fecal smeared images on the screen, walked out the door and went to bed.
I think he farted as he passed by me...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
JCC
()
Date: July 31, 2017 11:36AM
Freak^
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: July 31, 2017 12:35PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The new fan in the bathroom blew a fuse and we
> have to wait for the electrician. Now Im waking
> up again to the stench of Dad's 'levins' in the
> middle of the night. Unfortunately, while I was
> up sticking my head out the front door at 2am (to
> keep from passing out from the stench of Dad's
> midnight tacos) Dad wandered into my room and hit
> the mouse on my computer.
>
> My screen jumped to life and there, for him to
> see, were my PM's from Green Onion. My secret
> relationship, one for which no word other than
> 'shared bowels' shall suffice was laid bare for my
> Dad to see.
>
> I came back into my room to see my Dad openly
> weeping at the thought of my forbidden anal
> romance with our very own Green Onion. He looked
> at me through watery eyes, turned off the erotic
> fecal smeared images on the screen, walked out the
> door and went to bed.
>
> I think he farted as he passed by me...
Going to lower the flags to have mast spring. Very sorry to hear and he his bowels and you are not alone. Not one bit.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The new fan in the bathroom blew a fuse and we
> have to wait for the electrician. Now Im waking
> up again to the stench of Dad's 'levins' in the
> middle of the night. Unfortunately, while I was
> up sticking my head out the front door at 2am (to
> keep from passing out from the stench of Dad's
> midnight tacos) Dad wandered into my room and hit
> the mouse on my computer.
>
> My screen jumped to life and there, for him to
> see, were my PM's from Green Onion. My secret
> relationship, one for which no word other than
> 'shared bowels' shall suffice was laid bare for my
> Dad to see.
>
> I came back into my room to see my Dad openly
> weeping at the thought of my forbidden anal
> romance with our very own Green Onion. He looked
> at me through watery eyes, turned off the erotic
> fecal smeared images on the screen, walked out the
> door and went to bed.
>
> I think he farted as he passed by me...
Going to lower the flags to have mast spring. Very sorry to hear and he his bowels and you are not alone. Not one bit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Investigator Onion
()
Date: July 31, 2017 01:16PM
Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The new fan in the bathroom blew a fuse and we
> > have to wait for the electrician. Now Im
> waking
> > up again to the stench of Dad's 'levins' in the
> > middle of the night. Unfortunately, while I
> was
> > up sticking my head out the front door at 2am
> (to
> > keep from passing out from the stench of Dad's
> > midnight tacos) Dad wandered into my room and
> hit
> > the mouse on my computer.
> >
> > My screen jumped to life and there, for him to
> > see, were my PM's from Green Onion. My secret
> > relationship, one for which no word other than
> > 'shared bowels' shall suffice was laid bare for
> my
> > Dad to see.
> >
> > I came back into my room to see my Dad openly
> > weeping at the thought of my forbidden anal
> > romance with our very own Green Onion. He
> looked
> > at me through watery eyes, turned off the
> erotic
> > fecal smeared images on the screen, walked out
> the
> > door and went to bed.
> >
> > I think he farted as he passed by me...
>
>
> Going to lower the flags to have mast spring. Very
> sorry to hear and he his bowels and you are not
> alone. Not one bit.
So Green, you admit to being spring onions sexual feces-fetish partner. Props for your honesty but I dont think spring is 'of age' you may have admitted to criminal actions.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The new fan in the bathroom blew a fuse and we
> > have to wait for the electrician. Now Im
> waking
> > up again to the stench of Dad's 'levins' in the
> > middle of the night. Unfortunately, while I
> was
> > up sticking my head out the front door at 2am
> (to
> > keep from passing out from the stench of Dad's
> > midnight tacos) Dad wandered into my room and
> hit
> > the mouse on my computer.
> >
> > My screen jumped to life and there, for him to
> > see, were my PM's from Green Onion. My secret
> > relationship, one for which no word other than
> > 'shared bowels' shall suffice was laid bare for
> my
> > Dad to see.
> >
> > I came back into my room to see my Dad openly
> > weeping at the thought of my forbidden anal
> > romance with our very own Green Onion. He
> looked
> > at me through watery eyes, turned off the
> erotic
> > fecal smeared images on the screen, walked out
> the
> > door and went to bed.
> >
> > I think he farted as he passed by me...
>
>
> Going to lower the flags to have mast spring. Very
> sorry to hear and he his bowels and you are not
> alone. Not one bit.
So Green, you admit to being spring onions sexual feces-fetish partner. Props for your honesty but I dont think spring is 'of age' you may have admitted to criminal actions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Hammer
()
Date: July 31, 2017 01:46PM
Today at 4:30 pm. Shit in at the Container Store in Tysons. Good luck containing our odor as me Gluttony and others are going to stink it up with unhealthy foods.