This?
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Damn, Jiffy lubez is busy this time of year. I still got to work tomorrow an probably got to work late but I got sunday an Monday off. I dozent care if my bowelz get tore up or not I am gonna drink me some serious ice cold beerz when I get home tommorows.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Damn, Jiffy lubez is busy this time of year. I
> still got to work tomorrow an probably got to work
> late but I got sunday an Monday off. I dozent care
> if my bowelz get tore up or not I am gonna drink
> me some serious ice cold beerz when I get home
> tommorows.


Are you a young buck red onion?

When I was under 40 my bowels were not even a thought. Kind of like "they have a purpose" but not like considerations put in place.

In my 60s now and I see why Elvis died crapping.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Damn, Jiffy lubez is busy this time of year. I
> > still got to work tomorrow an probably got to
> work
> > late but I got sunday an Monday off. I dozent
> care
> > if my bowelz get tore up or not I am gonna
> drink
> > me some serious ice cold beerz when I get home
> > tommorows.
>
>
> Are you a young buck red onion?
>
> When I was under 40 my bowels were not even a
> thought. Kind of like "they have a purpose" but
> not like considerations put in place.
>
> In my 60s now and I see why Elvis died crapping.


No sir, I am in my mid fifties. I haz to work at Jiffy Lube because I am a convicted felon. I waz in prizon for 66 months. My bowelz are not the best but they aint as bad as some folks here like my buddy brown splatar.
I am gonna drink me some beerz tonite and eat me a couple grill cooked chicken parts an my bowelz will recover in a day or two.
Maybe things be different 10 earz from now.
I wisheses you all the best mr greenonion.

You know Red , you are right. Even though we have digestively challenged bowels we have to live it up every once in awhile.
Mrs Dive is visiting our daughter this weekend and I am going to go to the Harrisonburg truckstop for a big steak smothered in cooked onions with a salad and a big baked potato. Yes this will cause me trouble tonight but I just got to have a good meal!

dive bomber Wrote:
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> You know Red , you are right. Even though we have
> digestively challenged bowels we have to live it
> up every once in awhile.
> Mrs Dive is visiting our daughter this weekend and
> I am going to go to the Harrisonburg truckstop for
> a big steak smothered in cooked onions with a
> salad and a big baked potato. Yes this will cause
> me trouble tonight but I just got to have a good
> meal!


Garbage in garbage out.

I jus got home from work. Got me 2 dayz off. Gonna start on the case of Miller high life that I got on tha way home. Cookin bubba burgerz and yellow corns on my little charcoal grill with some friends. Life iz good rite now!

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I jus got home from work. Got me 2 dayz off. Gonna
> start on the case of Miller high life that I got
> on tha way home. Cookin bubba burgerz and yellow
> corns on my little charcoal grill with some
> friends. Life iz good rite now!


That sounds good red onion. Am curious how your bowels will align after such.

Well, I hope everyone is having a good weekend. My late lunch of steak onions and baked potato yesterday was delicious. I have been farting quite a bit but that may be a good sign. At least I haven't blown shit all over the bathroom floor, not yet anyway.
Eating at the truckstop yesterday I lingered for an hour or so and watched the truckers come and go. Truckers apparently have outstanding bowels. I watched one trucker eat chicken fried steak smothered in sausage gravy,two fried eggs, home fries, rye toast and a side of bacon! He then filled his thermos full of black coffee, paid for his meal and commented that he was heading to the restroom to download the brown file before heading to Ontario.
No way in hell I could drive an hour after putting down a meal like that let alone drive to Canada!

Gave the church more TP. Feel better.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> > I jus got home from work. Got me 2 dayz off.
> Gonna
> > start on the case of Miller high life that I
> got
> > on tha way home. Cookin bubba burgerz and
> yellow
> > corns on my little charcoal grill with some
> > friends. Life iz good rite now!
>
>
> That sounds good red onion. Am curious how your
> bowels will align after such.


My bowelz be churnin right now. Goin ta have to rest all day taday. Drank me 9 beerz las night!

Another smelly mess. Just tired of this,

Baklava from Halal Guys. My poor bowels!

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Baklava from Halal Guys. My poor bowels!


Yep its Arab fault.

I cried this morning. Brown was right it does feel like childbirth. Where did he get midwives from?

Why did I not drink enough water. There's shit everywhere and on a hot day even worse.

Brown Spatter Wrote:
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> Why did I not drink enough water. There's shit
> everywhere and on a hot day even worse.

Is there anything you can take?

I feel sorry for you.

Well,,, it happened again. I pooped my pantz at work. This waz only tha 2nd time in tha last 2 years. I got my emergency clothes from tha trunk of my car. I got cleaned up an got those emergency clothes on an then I was okay.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Well,,, it happened again. I pooped my pantz at
> work. This waz only tha 2nd time in tha last 2
> years. I got my emergency clothes from tha trunk
> of my car. I got cleaned up an got those emergency
> clothes on an then I was okay.


Was this the full amount or partial, like brown streaks? Sometimes I have to use a finger to push it back in until I find a restroom.

Grinder of Pooh Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Well,,, it happened again. I pooped my pantz at
> > work. This waz only tha 2nd time in tha last 2
> > years. I got my emergency clothes from tha
> trunk
> > of my car. I got cleaned up an got those
> emergency
> > clothes on an then I was okay.
>
>
> Was this the full amount or partial, like brown
> streaks? Sometimes I have to use a finger to push
> it back in until I find a restroom.

No offense but putting a finger in your rectum is probably a bad decision. It just doesnt seem wise and even though my doctor has thick wrists, even then it hasnt helped me crap better.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Grinder of Pooh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Well,,, it happened again. I pooped my pantz
> at
> > > work. This waz only tha 2nd time in tha last
> 2
> > > years. I got my emergency clothes from tha
> > trunk
> > > of my car. I got cleaned up an got those
> > emergency
> > > clothes on an then I was okay.
> >
> >
> > Was this the full amount or partial, like brown
> > streaks? Sometimes I have to use a finger to
> push
> > it back in until I find a restroom.
>
> No offense but putting a finger in your rectum is
> probably a bad decision. It just doesnt seem wise
> and even though my doctor has thick wrists, even
> then it hasnt helped me crap better.


Its the only way to brown cap effectively.

Finished Mongolian grill all you can eat. My poor bowels. Why do I keep doing this?

My Dad took us all to dinner at golden coral last night. He ate 7 deep fried chicken thighs and a ton of potato salad. He has been in and out of the basement bathroom all day and called out sick from work again.
I had salad and ice cream with no bad effects.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad took us all to dinner at golden coral last
> night. He ate 7 deep fried chicken thighs and a
> ton of potato salad. He has been in and out of the
> basement bathroom all day and called out sick from
> work again.
> I had salad and ice cream with no bad effects.

Does he need help pushing the tar baby out?

Why would anyone jam their bowels?

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Why would anyone jam their bowels?


Scat fans/gay lovers

Been away awhile.where's brown onion at

Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> Been away awhile.where's brown onion at


Sorry to be bearer of news but BO sadly died.

Jammed tampons up the pouch

My dad took exlax last night and shit his pajamas.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My dad took exlax last night and shit his pajamas.

A daily experience in my case.

A rather large one today. I wonder if our rectums how many times stretch out like a womams vagina during childbirth

So glad the weekend is here. Going to have a mess to clean up at the desk. Glad my boss is out today.

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> So glad the weekend is here. Going to have a mess
> to clean up at the desk. Glad my boss is out
> today.


We are opposite but good luck

Man o man, wendys large chili an a single wit cheeze for lunch taday. I hope to dodge a brown bullet. We will see.

I ate sausage with cheese. My poor bowels.

@ spring onion, exlax can be dangerous stuff one time it dehydrated me so bad I had to go to the emergency room for an IV fluid recharge.

@ Brown splat. I think you need to go with some adult diapers buddy. I feel for you man but there is no way around it. You can get them shipped to your house in unmarked boxes, check aarp.com for details.

@ green onion, Sometimes it's like giving birth but that's better than a cesarean section.

@ red onion06, Wendy can be a real bitch sometimes. I go into wendys with my mind made up that I am getting salad and baked potato but somehow end up with a double with cheese, fries and a frosty. Fuck my life!

@ Diced onion, Sausage and cheese can bring you to your knees. Be careful out there my friend!

I know it's crazy but I felt like Brown Onion may have come to me in a dream last night. He said that the place where he is now there are no bowel problems. He urged me to try and keep this forum alive as it is his legacy.
I would like to re-post this song from a couple years back in this thread, it says a lot about Brown onion.


Brothers in bowel
This song is for you.


The road is long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where
Who knows when
But I'm strong
Strong enough to carry him
He ain't heavy, he's my bowel brother

So on we go
His welfare is of my concern
No burden is he to bear
We'll get there
For I know
He would not encumber me
He ain't heavy, he's my bowel brother

If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart
Isn't filled with the gladness
Of love for one another

It's a long, long road
From which there is no return
While we're on the way to there
Why not share
And the load
Doesn't weigh me down at all
He ain't heavy, he's my bowel brother

He's my brother
He ain't heavy, he's my bowel brother...

Damn, I am actually crying right now. See you guys later.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Damn, I am actually crying right now. See you guys
> later.

Yes my bombays feel the same man. It is awful.

Does anyone know if Uber has special cars for people like me?

Cheesy eggs.What was I thinking? My poor bowels

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Cheesy eggs.What was I thinking? My poor bowels


I wish Brown was here. Good luck!

Hey now brown guyz. I haz been sick. Gots me an irregular heart beat. I will catch up wit yall in a little bitz.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Hey now brown guyz. I haz been sick. Gots me an
> irregular heart beat. I will catch up wit yall in
> a little bitz.


Hope you feel better soon. Are your bowels okay at least?

I feel terrible. A large brown stinky meatloaf.

Hello all. 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am guy has been reading all the wacky goings ons here on this forum thread. 5am guy is backed up right now. 5am guy has a big bun stuck in the oven that just wont come out. 5am guy is going to have to break out a dulcolax.
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5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hello all. 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am
> guy has been reading all the wacky goings ons here
> on this forum thread. 5am guy is backed up right
> now. 5am guy has a big bun stuck in the oven that
> just wont come out. 5am guy is going to have to
> break out a dulcolax.


Oh man Ducolax causes smells that are putrid. The last time I used that vultures cried.

The heat and biscuits caused my pants to be full. Brown mess everywhere.

Well I got heart trouble on tops of bowelz trouble. I got ta go to tha free clinic cauze I aint got no health insurance. Thingz aint lookin good for me. I missed 2 dayz of work but my boss iz being nice about it an he said he will lend me a coupla hundred bucks if I need it.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Well I got heart trouble on tops of bowelz
> trouble. I got ta go to tha free clinic cauze I
> aint got no health insurance. Thingz aint lookin
> good for me. I missed 2 dayz of work but my boss
> iz being nice about it an he said he will lend me
> a coupla hundred bucks if I need it.

You have a great boss. Years ago my boss gave me all kinds of shit about my bowel issues. A doctors note and a letter from my lawyer resolved this.

@ red06, Hang in there my friend I am betting that your heart condition will be manageable with a few lifestyle changes and some medication.

My bowels are suffering now that school is out and the healthy meal choices at the Dining halls on campus are mostly closed for the summer. It is very easy to eat healthy at JMU where they feed over 15,000 people a day during the school year. The food is very fresh because of the incredible volume that they prepare each day. Yesterday I ordered a delivery pizza at one of my rental properties where I have been painting and making repairs for the coming school year. Steak and mushroom pizza is NOT bowel friendly.

James Hodgkinsons bowels aren't so good.

Bowel Grinder Wrote:
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> James Hodgkinsons bowels aren't so good.

Upon death by high velocity rounds, his entrails from the hit, or post mordem body cleaning must have been a mess.

Made a bad decision. Dennys for breakfast. My poor bowels.

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Made a bad decision. Dennys for breakfast. My poor
> bowels.


You are what you eat.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
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> > Made a bad decision. Dennys for breakfast. My
> poor
> > bowels.
>
>
> You are what you eat.


User name Anon Doc.
Your contributions to this forum are always negative and condescending. I assume this is an outlet for you to try and make you feel better about yourself. Perhaps you may have noticed that after years of posting your negativity that you have helped or entertained no one.
I think I speak for most of the regular contributors on this thread when I say that you have proven yourself to be a rather worthless individual. I hope you live a long and miserable life and end up dying alone in a cold, lonely institutional setting such as a poorly maintained and staffed nursing home. You deserve this.

Good day to you sir.

Thank you roadside. When you look at assholes everyday perhaps he has become one.

Diced good luck.Yes I had pasta last night so I feel your pain.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Thank you roadside. When you look at assholes
> everyday perhaps he has become one.
>
> Diced good luck.Yes I had pasta last night so I
> feel your pain.


Good luck gents and I agree. Hes a dick and has been non stop trolling these guys.

I has been workin even tho I have a messed up heart rythym. Goin ta see me another doctor tomorrow. The pillz they got me takin haz stopped up my bowelz. I aint been this miserable since I waz in prison.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I has been workin even tho I have a messed up
> heart rythym. Goin ta see me another doctor
> tomorrow. The pillz they got me takin haz stopped
> up my bowelz. I aint been this miserable since I
> waz in prison.


Sorry to hear red onion. Are some of the meds opioid based? The time I was on vicodin my butt produced a large one that split my cheeks in half.

I brought my kids to the Melting Pot. They are lucky to be young but my bowels hurt after this meal, and I bet it's the cheese that caused the problems. A bit expensive as well.

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> I brought my kids to the Melting Pot. They are
> lucky to be young but my bowels hurt after this
> meal, and I bet it's the cheese that caused the
> problems. A bit expensive as well.


That's a $100 shit! Wondering what BO would think of Trump or Comeys bowels.

https://draxe.com/salt-water-flush/


You’re surely familiar with a colon cleanse, even if you’ve never done one. But did you know a salt water flush is a simple, safe and effective way to detox the body and cleanse the colon from the comfort of your own home? It’s true.

By drinking a beneficial mixture of real sea salt dissolved in water (sometimes along with a little lemon juice), you’re able to push waste through the body, release toxins and improve digestion.

Sound a bit crazy? This method of colon and stomach cleansing has actually been used for many years, and it appears to be a lot safer than many commercial colon-cleansing drugs, laxative teas or diuretics. Below, we explore why this is and how to perform a salt water flush.


A salt water flush, also sometimes referred to as a “salt water cleanse” or a “master cleanse,” is designed to help you cleanse your colon and digestive system by bringing on a forced bowel movement.

Salt itself is needed for many biochemical processes, including (but not limited to): adrenal gland/thyroid gland function, cell wall stability, muscle contractions, nutrient absorption, nerve stimulation, pH, and water balance regulation.

The official salt water flush has become more popular over the past decade as a “hack” to facilitate digestion and cleansing as part of a kick-start when doing a “master cleanse” program. The idea is that drinking a salt mixture ignites the body’s own mechanism of natural detoxification and waste elimination, helping to get your digestive system back on track and in the process making you feel lighter, less sluggish and less weighed-down.

Maybe you’re wondering if it’s really necessary to cleanse your colon and detox with salt. The fact is that for many people — especially those eating poor diets — toxins, heavy metals and waste build up in the colon over time due to insufficient and infrequent elimination. This leads to digestive issues and can contribute to inflammation, low energy and possibly even disease development.

Nearly 20 percent of the adult American population reports suffering from very frequent constipation, which means many people can afford to clear things out now and then, especially in a such a safe, simple and effective way as a salt water flush.

I wish that worked as my colon is constantly cleaning.

eesh Wrote:
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> https://draxe.com/salt-water-flush/
>
>
> You’re surely familiar with a colon cleanse,
> even if you’ve never done one. But did you know
> a salt water flush is a simple, safe and effective
> way to detox the body and cleanse the colon from
> the comfort of your own home? It’s true.
>
> By drinking a beneficial mixture of real sea salt
> dissolved in water (sometimes along with a little
> lemon juice), you’re able to push waste through
> the body, release toxins and improve digestion.
>
> Sound a bit crazy? This method of colon and
> stomach cleansing has actually been used for many
> years, and it appears to be a lot safer than many
> commercial colon-cleansing drugs, laxative teas or
> diuretics. Below, we explore why this is and how
> to perform a salt water flush.
>
>
> A salt water flush, also sometimes referred to as
> a “salt water cleanse” or a “master
> cleanse,” is designed to help you cleanse your
> colon and digestive system by bringing on a forced
> bowel movement.
>
> Salt itself is needed for many biochemical
> processes, including (but not limited to): adrenal
> gland/thyroid gland function, cell wall stability,
> muscle contractions, nutrient absorption, nerve
> stimulation, pH, and water balance regulation.
>
> The official salt water flush has become more
> popular over the past decade as a “hack” to
> facilitate digestion and cleansing as part of a
> kick-start when doing a “master cleanse”
> program. The idea is that drinking a salt mixture
> ignites the body’s own mechanism of natural
> detoxification and waste elimination, helping to
> get your digestive system back on track and in the
> process making you feel lighter, less sluggish and
> less weighed-down.
>
> Maybe you’re wondering if it’s really
> necessary to cleanse your colon and detox with
> salt. The fact is that for many people —
> especially those eating poor diets — toxins,
> heavy metals and waste build up in the colon over
> time due to insufficient and infrequent
> elimination. This leads to digestive issues and
> can contribute to inflammation, low energy and
> possibly even disease development.
>
> Nearly 20 percent of the adult American population
> reports suffering from very frequent constipation,
> which means many people can afford to clear things
> out now and then, especially in a such a safe,
> simple and effective way as a salt water flush.


Scat lover!

My metro trip was a mess. The silver line now is brown.

Feeling backed up? This will clear you right out! You will need to stay at home or in a hotel room for 24 hours after eating this!

New England Boiled Dinner
Makes 8 servings

A 2- to 3-pound smoked cottage or "daisy" ham
1½ pounds medium potatoes, washed and quartered
1 pound carrots, peeled and cut in large pieces
1 small head cabbage, preferably Savoy, cut into 8 wedges and trimmed of core
Freshly ground pepper, to taste

Cook's notes: Find these butt-end hams at most supermarkets -- often more freshly made at some local butcher shops and the West Side Market in Cleveland. You will need a 6-quart Dutch oven with a heavy bottom and a lid. Plan for the first step of this dish to take 3-4 hours of simmering. Also, consider these recommendations regarding saltiness:

The hams are often well-salted. If you are salt-sensitive, consider first soaking the ham overnight in the refrigerator (in water to cover generously) and discarding soaking water before adding fresh water for simmering.
Or bring the ham to a simmer in water to cover, simmer for 5 minutes and drain off water. Refill halfway and start the simmer again.
Simmer the ham: Add enough water to go halfway up the side of the ham. Cover and bring to a boil. Lower to a simmer, cover and continue cooking for 3½ to 4 hours or until a fork easily shreds meat. Turn the ham every hour while it cooks.

Let the ham rest: Remove ham to a cutting board to sit, covered loosely with foil, while you finish the dish. Or refrigerate ham in broth overnight. This will allow you to easily skim off the fat and cut the cooled ham more easily before finishing the recipe.

Cook the vegetables: Add potatoes and carrots to the broth and heat to a simmer. Cook until just tender, about 15 minutes. Add cabbage wedges and cook another 10-15 minutes until cabbage is tender -- or slice the meat thickly and add to broth, along with cabbage wedges, then cook another 10-15 minutes until cabbage is tender.

Presentation: You can assemble the meat and vegetables on a warmed platter or present servings on individual plates. Serve with freshly ground pepper, if desired. Save leftover broth for making pea soup.
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Buster Bowels Wrote:
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> Feeling backed up? This will clear you right out!
> You will need to stay at home or in a hotel room
> for 24 hours after eating this!
>
> New England Boiled Dinner
> Makes 8 servings
>
> A 2- to 3-pound smoked cottage or "daisy" ham
> 1½ pounds medium potatoes, washed and quartered
> 1 pound carrots, peeled and cut in large pieces
> 1 small head cabbage, preferably Savoy, cut into 8
> wedges and trimmed of core
> Freshly ground pepper, to taste
>
> Cook's notes: Find these butt-end hams at most
> supermarkets -- often more freshly made at some
> local butcher shops and the West Side Market in
> Cleveland. You will need a 6-quart Dutch oven with
> a heavy bottom and a lid. Plan for the first step
> of this dish to take 3-4 hours of simmering. Also,
> consider these recommendations regarding
> saltiness:
>
> The hams are often well-salted. If you are
> salt-sensitive, consider first soaking the ham
> overnight in the refrigerator (in water to cover
> generously) and discarding soaking water before
> adding fresh water for simmering.
> Or bring the ham to a simmer in water to cover,
> simmer for 5 minutes and drain off water. Refill
> halfway and start the simmer again.
> Simmer the ham: Add enough water to go halfway up
> the side of the ham. Cover and bring to a boil.
> Lower to a simmer, cover and continue cooking for
> 3½ to 4 hours or until a fork easily shreds meat.
> Turn the ham every hour while it cooks.
>
> Let the ham rest: Remove ham to a cutting board to
> sit, covered loosely with foil, while you finish
> the dish. Or refrigerate ham in broth overnight.
> This will allow you to easily skim off the fat and
> cut the cooled ham more easily before finishing
> the recipe.
>
> Cook the vegetables: Add potatoes and carrots to
> the broth and heat to a simmer. Cook until just
> tender, about 15 minutes. Add cabbage wedges and
> cook another 10-15 minutes until cabbage is tender
> -- or slice the meat thickly and add to broth,
> along with cabbage wedges, then cook another 10-15
> minutes until cabbage is tender.
>
> Presentation: You can assemble the meat and
> vegetables on a warmed platter or present servings
> on individual plates. Serve with freshly ground
> pepper, if desired. Save leftover broth for making
> pea soup.

Oh my goodness, no!!!!!!!!

Its with some solace, that my late brother Spiros work and life cause carry on here. I miss him very much, but it makes me happy everyone appears to communicate and commiserate here.

Our digestive problems are a problem, but still all carry on. My bowel issues are probably genetic as Spiro, Clarence and I process foods in not very good ways.

Matilda

I eat KFC for lunch 5 days a week. Thighs and legs extra crispy. On Fridays I get a chicken pot pie as a side dish for my 3 piece meal. The pot pie helps with proper digestion because it has vegetables in it.
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Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Its with some solace, that my late brother Spiros
> work and life cause carry on here. I miss him very
> much, but it makes me happy everyone appears to
> communicate and commiserate here.
>
> Our digestive problems are a problem, but still
> all carry on. My bowel issues are probably genetic
> as Spiro, Clarence and I process foods in not very
> good ways.
>
> Matilda


Yes let me pound your bowelz, had your shit pushed in? Got to clean cars but bowelz not good todaze

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Hilarious!

Indian &Mexican food tear my ass up. Blubber butt style shits. Bowels of burning rings of fire. Im not sure how or why those third world people survive this food.

Vesuvius Bowels Wrote:
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> Indian &Mexican food tear my ass up. Blubber butt
> style shits. Bowels of burning rings of fire. Im
> not sure how or why those third world people
> survive this food.


Best guess is genetics. That being used to slum like foods allows them to process these foods, where it rips us apart.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Vesuvius Bowels Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Indian &Mexican food tear my ass up. Blubber
> butt
> > style shits. Bowels of burning rings of fire.
> Im
> > not sure how or why those third world people
> > survive this food.
>
>
> Best guess is genetics. That being used to slum
> like foods allows them to process these foods,
> where it rips us apart.


"Best case genetics." You and your romper room brigade are unwise, patently immature village idiots who need to grow up.

Not one study shows a genetic link to cuisines. Ignorant mental midget.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Vesuvius Bowels Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Indian &Mexican food tear my ass up. Blubber
> > butt
> > > style shits. Bowels of burning rings of fire.
> > Im
> > > not sure how or why those third world people
> > > survive this food.
> >
> >
> > Best guess is genetics. That being used to slum
> > like foods allows them to process these foods,
> > where it rips us apart.
>
>
> "Best case genetics." You and your romper room
> brigade are unwise, patently immature village
> idiots who need to grow up.
>
> Not one study shows a genetic link to cuisines.
> Ignorant mental midget.

Maybe you lack the brains cramming fingers up Butts daily.

5 am guy has the lava lamp going. 5 am guy hss whale music but is having a tough time. 5 am guy has used every stall. 5am guy is going to clear this one out.

Grumpy and still incontinent

Just had McDonalds big breakfast. The pancakes and eggs will probably bust through my bowels and the stench will be bad. I feel sorry for any patron who goes in after I do.

Bowel Grinder Wrote:
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> Just had McDonalds big breakfast. The pancakes and
> eggs will probably bust through my bowels and the
> stench will be bad. I feel sorry for any patron
> who goes in after I do.
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I eat a Ben's chili bowl three times a week. The chili and the half-smokes keep me regular.

Metro maintenance man Wrote:
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> I eat a Ben's chili bowl three times a week. The
> chili and the half-smokes keep me regular.


Are you mad sir? Or Bill Cosby?

I sit on my rear
A tear in my beer
As my bowels start to bust
I push hard oh I must

The screaming and agony of pain
My neighbor thinks I am insane
The smell of funk coming from my home
Its a good thing this isnt under the dome

My bowels betray me as they always do
All Im left is with a rather big pooh
A plumber will come and fix my toilet slow
I wonder what's left in the colon to go.

Butt of Glut Wrote:
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> I sit on my rear
> A tear in my beer
> As my bowels start to bust
> I push hard oh I must
>
> The screaming and agony of pain
> My neighbor thinks I am insane
> The smell of funk coming from my home
> Its a good thing this isnt under the dome
>
> My bowels betray me as they always do
> All Im left is with a rather big pooh
> A plumber will come and fix my toilet slow
> I wonder what's left in the colon to go.


Stupid is as stupid does.

Went to a Chinese buffet

Ate that shit damn near all day

Now my ass is on fire

Feel like I ate a truck tire

Im laying on the bathroom floor

Hoping to push it all out the back door

Farting out my ass all day

Why do I treat my bowels this way?

buttbuster Wrote:
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> Went to a Chinese buffet
>
> Ate that shit damn near all day
>
> Now my ass is on fire
>
> Feel like I ate a truck tire
>
> Im laying on the bathroom floor
>
> Hoping to push it all out the back door
>
> Farting out my ass all day
>
> Why do I treat my bowels this way?


Looks like the luster of the bowels thread is returning. While we mourn our brown leader, its good seeing others with bowel problems contributing in fine ways to society.

5 am guy woke up sweating. 5 am guy cannot find whale music. 5 am guy cannot find his lava lamp. 5 am guy has to poop without these helpers. 5 am guy is nervous and unsure how to proceed.

Happy fathers day everyone, Harlem and SE exclyded.

Stop eating crap and your systems will be better!

Gluttonyy Wrote:
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> Stop eating crap and your systems will be better!

How youre bowels chump?

My choice of cheesy eggs is going to hurt my poor bowels. Why do I do this?

Just a mess at my desk. Monday is nevery easy but my coworkers now know of my affliction and it's embarrassing think I'll quit. There's feces all over my work station.

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Just a mess at my desk. Monday is nevery easy but
> my coworkers now know of my affliction and it's
> embarrassing think I'll quit. There's feces all
> over my work station.


I wish my brother was around, as he would know what to do in your case. Sadly my brother Clarence and I have IBS but the other variety, and my heart goes out to you. I'm very sorry you have this problem, and hope someone will be kind enough to offer advice that can alleviate some of this perhaps.

M

Brown is missed to his sister. Sorry your bowels got problems too. BO was the funniest most intelligent poster here..

Going to drop a really big crap tonight.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Splatter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just a mess at my desk. Monday is nevery easy
> but
> > my coworkers now know of my affliction and it's
> > embarrassing think I'll quit. There's feces all
> > over my work station.
>
>
> I wish my brother was around, as he would know
> what to do in your case. Sadly my brother Clarence
> and I have IBS but the other variety, and my
> heart goes out to you. I'm very sorry you have
> this problem, and hope someone will be kind
> enough to offer advice that can alleviate some of
> this perhaps.
>
> M

Since your brother bought the farmz, maybe I could fix your bowelz with my dick. Ever had your bowelz pushed in Matilda. I can give your bowelz a lube.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just a mess at my desk. Monday is nevery easy
> > but
> > > my coworkers now know of my affliction and
> it's
> > > embarrassing think I'll quit. There's feces
> all
> > > over my work station.
> >
> >
> > I wish my brother was around, as he would know
> > what to do in your case. Sadly my brother
> Clarence
> > and I have IBS but the other variety, and my
> > heart goes out to you. I'm very sorry you have
> > this problem, and hope someone will be kind
> > enough to offer advice that can alleviate some
> of
> > this perhaps.
> >
> > M
>
> Since your brother bought the farmz, maybe I could
> fix your bowelz with my dick. Ever had your bowelz
> pushed in Matilda. I can give your bowelz a lube.


@Redonion someone is spoofing you. At least share how your colon is holding up!

Just had stacks of pancakes and will eat the never ending onion rings today. My bowels my food my business.

I dropped the motherlode this morning! Great way to start the day!

Best of luck to all my digestively challenged friends here!