You put your back up handz up and bowelz in air customerz pay you to use your bowelz

Ate hamburgers and hot dogs at a pinic. Why did I do this to my bowels?

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Ate hamburgers and hot dogs at a pinic. Why did I
> do this to my bowels?


Imagine what its doing to the rest of your body. Even with daily exercise you would be doomed. If you are a sedentary fat-body you will suffer then die young like some on this board have.

Beware. Make changes soon or it will be too late.

Thought of you all this morning as i pinched out a firm 12 inch loaf. Never had bowel probs. guy above is right you have to eat right and workout friends.

Definitely approaching queer. Pseudo homo erotica. You all know what the Blooming Onion is.

12 inch loaf Wrote:
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> Thought of you all this morning as i pinched out a
> firm 12 inch loaf. Never had bowel probs. guy
> above is right you have to eat right and workout
> friends.


Congratulations are in order. Your premise about what can make our bowels expel such is wrong.

Please tell us more. No bleeding,no sore rear end, no sitz baths.

You pull your pantz down in the bayz. Bend over the hoodz put 10w30 on bowelz with Fluidz take big cockz ballz batterz bowels. Customerz give you money to bang your bowelz. Next crapz goodz and drink beerz

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> You pull your pantz down in the bayz. Bend over
> the hoodz put 10w30 on bowelz with Fluidz take big
> cockz ballz batterz bowels. Customerz give you
> money to bang your bowelz. Next crapz goodz and
> drink beerz


Fag

Its time to elect me president of the bowels thread. We are under attack by a vicious enemy. I nominate Red Onion Vice President and Miscavage as our enforcer. The abuse vitrol towards us must stop!

The same with impersonations. We are Brown Onion's protegees, its time to deflect the shit thrown at us by a few assholes.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> You pull your pantz down in the bayz. Bend over
> the hoodz put 10w30 on bowelz with Fluidz take big
> cockz ballz batterz bowels. Customerz give you
> money to bang your bowelz. Next crapz goodz and
> drink beerz

ahh I see the Muse has returned - well done my good man. 'Customerz' - what jolly fare!

Critic Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You pull your pantz down in the bayz. Bend over
> > the hoodz put 10w30 on bowelz with Fluidz take
> big
> > cockz ballz batterz bowels. Customerz give you
> > money to bang your bowelz. Next crapz goodz and
> > drink beerz
>
> ahh I see the
> Muse has returned - well done my good man.
> 'Customerz' - what jolly fare!

Keep talking smack. Soon I'll be President here, along with the real Red Onion, and with Miscavage and others you'll be chastised properly for your immaturity.

Soaps on ropes make more sense.

All everyone does here is "cry wolf." No one believes the arguments presented here, as it is only common sense that any digestion problems are due to irresponsible people. Choices, such as picking an apple over pizza would be a good start!

King Longshits Wrote:
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> Soaps on ropes make more sense.
>
> All everyone does here is "cry wolf." No one
> believes the arguments presented here, as it is
> only common sense that any digestion problems are
> due to irresponsible people. Choices, such as
> picking an apple over pizza would be a good start!


There is much evidence that the root causes for many suffering from bowel problems would benefit from psychotherapy. Stress, anxiety and depression seem to be causing many here some problems shitting.

Diet and exercise are of course 'a bride too far' for many (and I would suspect most here). They are paralyzed by their mental condition and doomed to either shit their brains out or strain like an Olympic weigh lifter trying.

see a shrink Wrote:
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> King Longshits Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Soaps on ropes make more sense.
> >
> > All everyone does here is "cry wolf." No one
> > believes the arguments presented here, as it is
> > only common sense that any digestion problems
> are
> > due to irresponsible people. Choices, such as
> > picking an apple over pizza would be a good
> start!
>
>
> There is much evidence that the root causes for
> many suffering from bowel problems would benefit
> from psychotherapy. Stress, anxiety and
> depression seem to be causing many here some
> problems shitting.
>
> Diet and exercise are of course 'a bride too far'
> for many (and I would suspect most here). They
> are paralyzed by their mental condition and doomed
> to either shit their brains out or strain like an
> Olympic weigh lifter trying.


For once a decent write up.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> see a shrink Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > King Longshits Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Soaps on ropes make more sense.
> > >
> > > All everyone does here is "cry wolf." No one
> > > believes the arguments presented here, as it
> is
> > > only common sense that any digestion problems
> > are
> > > due to irresponsible people. Choices, such as
> > > picking an apple over pizza would be a good
> > start!
> >
> >
> > There is much evidence that the root causes for
> > many suffering from bowel problems would
> benefit
> > from psychotherapy. Stress, anxiety and
> > depression seem to be causing many here some
> > problems shitting.
> >
> > Diet and exercise are of course 'a bride too
> far'
> > for many (and I would suspect most here). They
> > are paralyzed by their mental condition and
> doomed
> > to either shit their brains out or strain like
> an
> > Olympic weigh lifter trying.
>
>
> For once a decent write up.

Anon Doc - one of the most loyal BIBs. First post on this forum coming up on 4 years ago

Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc ()
Date: November 12, 2013 03:40PM

Anon doc is an obsessed bowel freak nitwit.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Anon doc is an obsessed bowel freak nitwit.


That is a laugh. Anon offers medically sound advise to you scat freaks here. You are all such pervs and/or basket-cases that you chide his ways. B0 especially chaffed at Anon's practical and science-based advise. Look what happened to Brown. Circled the drain and flushed before his time.

Cautionary tale - get real about science, go to a qualified gastro ENT and follow their advise no matter how hard. And yes that means exercise every day and losing a lot of weight.

Hi all, 5qm guy here again. 5am guy would like to comment about seeking help from a mental health professional. 5am guy has seen two such doctors in the last year or so. 5am guy does in fact have poor mental health but 5am guy feels that the primary concern of the mental health professionals is a zerox copy of 5am guys insurance card and the 40 dollar co-pay for each office visit. 5am guy also feels that the doctor wants those forty dollar office visits to go on forever.
5am guy wishes everyone well.

My mother and I had to help dad out last night. His legs locked up on him while on the toilet, and the smell was awful. I think something is wrong with this funk, but he insists this is completely normal for a 50 year old.

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5qm guy here again. 5am guy would like to
> comment about seeking help from a mental health
> professional. 5am guy has seen two such doctors in
> the last year or so. 5am guy does in fact have
> poor mental health but 5am guy feels that the
> primary concern of the mental health professionals
> is a zerox copy of 5am guys insurance card and the
> 40 dollar co-pay for each office visit. 5am guy
> also feels that the doctor wants those forty
> dollar office visits to go on forever.
> 5am guy wishes everyone well.


Good morning 5 am, and the insurance companies have made it a logistical shit brown nightmare. Its my belief they have these policies to purposely mess with those who's bowels are questionable. Good luck to you!

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> My mother and I had to help dad out last night.
> His legs locked up on him while on the toilet, and
> the smell was awful. I think something is wrong
> with this funk, but he insists this is completely
> normal for a 50 year old.

I wish I could say seeing a doctor will help, but all that would happen, is the doctor sticking large objects in your dads brown pocket to see what is going on.

Brown Onion was correct, age is not our friend.

Bring that Chevy to the bayz. You put the hood up. Give me tipz money. Take pantz off my bowelz your dip stick all workz out. Change your oil and provide servicez. You pay cashier drivez out feelz better!

I ate at Denny's. My poor bowels!

You put your right footz in you put your left footz out pound my bowelz 10w30 is what itz about. Throw air filterz cabin filterz in bowelz use 10w30 though clean handz for bowelz!

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> You put your right footz in you put your left
> footz out pound my bowelz 10w30 is what itz about.
> Throw air filterz cabin filterz in bowelz use
> 10w30 though clean handz for bowelz!


Gay sex in addition to a bad diet; wonder why you have defecation problems?

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5qm guy here again. 5am guy would like to
> comment about seeking help from a mental health
> professional. 5am guy has seen two such doctors in
> the last year or so. 5am guy does in fact have
> poor mental health but 5am guy feels that the
> primary concern of the mental health professionals
> is a zerox copy of 5am guys insurance card and the
> 40 dollar co-pay for each office visit. 5am guy
> also feels that the doctor wants those forty
> dollar office visits to go on forever.
> 5am guy wishes everyone well.

Keep going until you can cease referring to yourself in the 3rd person. Also you are lucky to get mental health care for 40 dollars that is cheap. Finally, yes, shrinks are in the business of keeping patients coming back as long as possible. The patient has to initiate termination of visits. Its a direct conflict to a science that has questionable grounding.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> My mother and I had to help dad out last night.
> His legs locked up on him while on the toilet, and
> the smell was awful. I think something is wrong
> with this funk, but he insists this is completely
> normal for a 50 year old.


Here Green Onion attempts to spin a yarn (under the nom de plume Spring Onion) to entertain but it falls well short. 50 year olds legs dont 'lock up' on the toilet. 80 or 90 year olds maybe. Further it wouldnt take 2 of you to get him off the shitter so its a stupid tale.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> You put your right footz in you put your left
> footz out pound my bowelz 10w30 is what itz about.
> Throw air filterz cabin filterz in bowelz use
> 10w30 though clean handz for bowelz!


The normally reliable red onion falls short in this performance by leaning on the worn-out song lyric trop for laughs. His usual fervent humor desiccated by this banal mechanism.

A lot of butt hurt. Funny part is its not those of us with IBS.

Eating Taco Bell's ten pk of tacos. This is going to lead to a gigantic shit. Tastes great with a big whoosh at the end!

You put the windshield wiperz in your bowelz. Sparkplugz in bowelz. Oil in bowelz, and every one of Jiffy Lube fluids on bowelz, signature servicez in bowelz you squish when u walk but your bowelz are clear, customerz give tipz for clean bowelz.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> You put the windshield wiperz in your bowelz.
> Sparkplugz in bowelz. Oil in bowelz, and every one
> of Jiffy Lube fluids on bowelz, signature servicez
> in bowelz you squish when u walk but your bowelz
> are clear, customerz give tipz for clean bowelz.

Why are you messin with a good man? Get a life dickhead

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> You put the windshield wiperz in your bowelz.
> Sparkplugz in bowelz. Oil in bowelz, and every one
> of Jiffy Lube fluids on bowelz, signature servicez
> in bowelz you squish when u walk but your bowelz
> are clear, customerz give tipz for clean bowelz.


One of your best yet good fellow;
'and every one of Jiffy Lube fluids on bowelz...' I couldnt venture to explain why but hilarious!

Yes

Yes I meant to say this shows the depravity and psychiatric issues here.

Got the Jiffy Lube Fluids, cars in the bayz, dirty sweaty ragz over mouth, bite down as bowelz plundered. Yes pay me tipz got windshield wipers fluidz on bowelz

Unbelievable the butt hurt by our health problems.

Go through doorz and pull carz in. The yellow greasy ragz put in mouth and take Jiffy Lube fluidz plus cockz all day. Go home with ice packz my butt is sore but the bowelz gotta do what they must

red onion seems to have gone off the railz here

Iconic Onion Wrote:
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> red onion seems to have gone off the railz here


No you have. Stop imitating him!

As we are all adults, I ask that out of respect for all. Lately the level of anger and frustration has reached a boiling point. It would be helpful to find common ground.

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> As we are all adults, I ask that out of respect
> for all. Lately the level of anger and frustration
> has reached a boiling point. It would be helpful
> to find common ground.


Midwives basketballs scat

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> As we are all adults, I ask that out of respect
> for all. Lately the level of anger and frustration
> has reached a boiling point. It would be helpful
> to find common ground.


I seriously doubt anyone takes any of this seriously - its all just good natured ball-busting. the red onion imposter makes me laugh for some unexplainable reason. I think its his use of 'z's and the Haiku-like quality of his posts. Short, staccato, vulgar.

Of course its also funny because it is a forbidden mocking of a BIB. Sorry that makes it a little funnier still.

to the real red onion fear not, you are always welcome here to talk about your bodily functions and of course regale us all with tales of over-tightening oil drain bolts to 200 ft-lb and befouling the Jiffy Lube restroomz.

You walk in the bayz. I am under the carz. A blue Jiffy Lube uniformz. No pantz on. Bowelz in air tire pressuez good. Get the certified bowelz. Use the signature servicez. A blood mud covered ragz. Bite few teeth on wrenchez.

You walk in no lobby needed. Put on safety gogglez and change my oilz. Transmission fluidz best. Radiatorz fluidz is ok.

Stick in bowels I put stickerz on window remind you of my bowelz.

Well, there certainly some wacky goings ons here on the FYBDW thread lately. I hope everyone is doing well.
I do feel bad about red onion being bullied away, I always had respect for red onion because of the way he was able to use his prison time in a manner that straightened out his life. The real red onion class of 2006 is a great man.

I am up early this morning and thinking about going to the nearby truck stop for breakfast. I like to take my chromebook with me and get a seat in the corner booth to enjoy coffee and a steak n cheese omelette with english muffin. The people watching at a big truck stop can be interesting. All different types of people come in off the interstate. The omelette is truly a weapon of ass destruction but I have been eating healthy for over a month now and I am ready for a great meal, ass problems be damned!

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well, there certainly some wacky goings ons here
> on the FYBDW thread lately. I hope everyone is
> doing well.
> I do feel bad about red onion being bullied away,
> I always had respect for red onion because of the
> way he was able to use his prison time in a manner
> that straightened out his life. The real red onion
> class of 2006 is a great man.
>
> I am up early this morning and thinking about
> going to the nearby truck stop for breakfast. I
> like to take my chromebook with me and get a seat
> in the corner booth to enjoy coffee and a steak n
> cheese omelette with english muffin. The people
> watching at a big truck stop can be interesting.
> All different types of people come in off the
> interstate. The omelette is truly a weapon of ass
> destruction but I have been eating healthy for
> over a month now and I am ready for a great meal,
> ass problems be damned!


Agree with you dive bomber. Trying to defend red onion as he's a wonderful man, a great contributor to this thread. The "people" with no bowels don't show indifference but hostility.

My heart feels sorry for your bowels. Eggs with immense sulfur amount, the gas alone prior to the big event. Wishing you and your bowels success with this.

I had dinner at the inn at little Washington. For the wife and I the bill came to $638.44! Now I can't shit. You would think a meal that expensive would be easily digestible.

We had,

Royal Osetra Caviar
with Sweet Crab and Cucumber Rillette

and,

Macadamia-Crusted Softshell Crab Tempura
with Lychees and Garden Greens

followed by,

Chilled White Asparagus
with Lemon-Black Pepper Vinaigrette

Glazed Onion Wrote:
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> I had dinner at the inn at little Washington. For
> the wife and I the bill came to $638.44! Now I
> can't shit. You would think a meal that expensive
> would be easily digestible.
>
> We had,
>
> Royal Osetra Caviar
> with Sweet Crab and Cucumber Rillette
>
> and,
>
> Macadamia-Crusted Softshell Crab Tempura
> with Lychees and Garden Greens
>
> followed by,
>
> Chilled White Asparagus
> with Lemon-Black Pepper Vinaigrette


That's going to be an expensive shot once you do drop it. Wondering if it could be put on eBay as "seconds"

You come to the office where everyone is in clothez. In bayz no clothez. Stand around bowelz out. Wait for customerz. TheyOh give me signature servicez. They give me tipz and tipz. Bowelz cleared thru. Put stickerz on carz. Visit me in 3,000 milez.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, there certainly some wacky goings ons
> here
> > on the FYBDW thread lately. I hope everyone is
> > doing well.
> > I do feel bad about red onion being bullied
> away,
> > I always had respect for red onion because of
> the
> > way he was able to use his prison time in a
> manner
> > that straightened out his life. The real red
> onion
> > class of 2006 is a great man.
> >
> > I am up early this morning and thinking about
> > going to the nearby truck stop for breakfast. I
> > like to take my chromebook with me and get a
> seat
> > in the corner booth to enjoy coffee and a steak
> n
> > cheese omelette with english muffin. The people
> > watching at a big truck stop can be
> interesting.
> > All different types of people come in off the
> > interstate. The omelette is truly a weapon of
> ass
> > destruction but I have been eating healthy for
> > over a month now and I am ready for a great
> meal,
> > ass problems be damned!
>
>
> Agree with you dive bomber. Trying to defend red
> onion as he's a wonderful man, a great contributor
> to this thread. The "people" with no bowels don't
> show indifference but hostility.
>
> My heart feels sorry for your bowels. Eggs with
> immense sulfur amount, the gas alone prior to the
> big event. Wishing you and your bowels success
> with this.


Thank you Green Onion. I am back home now and have just had my first round of diarrhea so it appears that this will be a liquid event. I will just sip iced gatorade and enjoy the HBO free preview that is on this weekend. The omelette that I enjoyed had steak, two kinds of cheese along with peppers and onions. As my good friend Brown Onion used to say it was a "Bowel Apocalypse".

Glazed Onion Wrote:
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> I had dinner at the inn at little Washington. For
> the wife and I the bill came to $638.44! Now I
> can't shit. You would think a meal that expensive
> would be easily digestible.
>
> We had,
>
> Royal Osetra Caviar
> with Sweet Crab and Cucumber Rillette
>
> and,
>
> Macadamia-Crusted Softshell Crab Tempura
> with Lychees and Garden Greens
>
> followed by,
>
> Chilled White Asparagus
> with Lemon-Black Pepper Vinaigrette

Wow that is some expensive food for 2 people! Just used softened $1.00 bills to wipe.

Ate at First Watch this morning. Brown Onion was correct. A good spot!

Blooming onion=scat/fist in ass.

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Ate at First Watch this morning. Brown Onion was
> correct. A good spot!

First Watch is a sad breakfast place for soccer moms who ask for 4 checks at a table for 4. Brown died young largely because he frequented places like First Watch. Beware, eating a lot and not exercising leads to heart disease and problems shitting.

Dead Onion Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ate at First Watch this morning. Brown Onion
> was
> > correct. A good spot!
>
> First Watch is a sad breakfast place for soccer
> moms who ask for 4 checks at a table for 4. Brown
> died young largely because he frequented places
> like First Watch. Beware, eating a lot and not
> exercising leads to heart disease and problems
> shitting.


You are a piece of shit. You have no respect. None.

My Dad took me to Costco this morning to get back to school supplies. He ended up running in the bathroom to drop a load. He left me standing with our cart full of stuff just outside the restroom area. He was in there nearly half an hour. A store security man asked me if I was okay, it was embarrassing as hell! Why cant my Dad be more normal?

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad took me to Costco this morning to get back
> to school supplies. He ended up running in the
> bathroom to drop a load. He left me standing with
> our cart full of stuff just outside the restroom
> area. He was in there nearly half an hour. A store
> security man asked me if I was okay, it was
> embarrassing as hell! Why cant my Dad be more
> normal?


Your dad's bowels are fine - he was in there giving free ones for an hour because he cannot stand the sight of your face you stupid fuck.

You put fluidz in my bowelz. Beer money runz. Rear endz sore next dayz but tipz add up. Step into my bayz. Lather up my buttholez. Plow awayz. Your bowelz to use give tipz put sticker on car and see my bowelz in 3 monthz or 3000 milez. Signature servicez

lol good one red

This heat compounds my messes.

Workz going okay. Got some tipz from a big black cockz guy. Going to eat fried chickenz and melonz, and then drink orange sodaz. Lotz of people shit in the toiletz. Despite sore buttockz they clean.

I dont get it is this a fetish thread or health thread or weird poetry thread. Why is everyone an 'onion' of some sort? Does the user 'red onion' have some mental issues or just a simple person?

Sweet constipation [2x]

Try to take a dump and nobody cares
Bowel movement so big my butthole tears
You're callin' my name, but I gotta make it clear
Let me be, baby, I'm tryin to shit in here.

Some sweat hog midwife with a face like a gent
Said my pepto bismol musta got up & went.
Well, I got good news: she's a real good liar
'Cause a backstage burrito set your butthole on fire.

Sweet constipation [2x]

I pulled my pants down in a restroom stall
My diarrhea splashed all over the wall.
You're smellin' other things, but your girlfriend lied
Something crawled up my ass n done died.
Yes it did.

Sittin' on the john just flexin' my ass.
I take a backdoor enema to try and shit fast.
I talk about something you can sure understand
'Cause a month on the road and I'll be shittin' in your hand.

you people are gross.

Aeroshit Wrote:
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> Sweet constipation [2x]
>
> Try to take a dump and nobody cares
> Bowel movement so big my butthole tears
> You're callin' my name, but I gotta make it clear
> Let me be, baby, I'm tryin to shit in here.
>
> Some sweat hog midwife with a face like a gent
> Said my pepto bismol musta got up & went.
> Well, I got good news: she's a real good liar
> 'Cause a backstage burrito set your butthole on
> fire.
>
> Sweet constipation [2x]
>
> I pulled my pants down in a restroom stall
> My diarrhea splashed all over the wall.
> You're smellin' other things, but your girlfriend
> lied
> Something crawled up my ass n done died.
> Yes it did.
>
> Sittin' on the john just flexin' my ass.
> I take a backdoor enema to try and shit fast.
> I talk about something you can sure understand
> 'Cause a month on the road and I'll be shittin' in
> your hand.


Fantastic! Best laugh in a long time. Now to evacuate my bowels and hope they make it.

DCMOM Wrote:
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> I dont get it is this a fetish thread or health
> thread or weird poetry thread. Why is everyone an
> 'onion' of some sort? Does the user 'red onion'
> have some mental issues or just a simple person?


This is an imposter pretending to be one of the most respected people here. This is about bowel health.

Biggest shot ever. A large meat lovers pizza chased by two chocolate shakes

Aeroshit Wrote:
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> Sweet constipation [2x]
>
> Try to take a dump and nobody cares
> Bowel movement so big my butthole tears
> You're callin' my name, but I gotta make it clear
> Let me be, baby, I'm tryin to shit in here.
>
> Some sweat hog midwife with a face like a gent
> Said my pepto bismol musta got up & went.
> Well, I got good news: she's a real good liar
> 'Cause a backstage burrito set your butthole on
> fire.
>
> Sweet constipation [2x]
>
> I pulled my pants down in a restroom stall
> My diarrhea splashed all over the wall.
> You're smellin' other things, but your girlfriend
> lied
> Something crawled up my ass n done died.
> Yes it did.
>
> Sittin' on the john just flexin' my ass.
> I take a backdoor enema to try and shit fast.
> I talk about something you can sure understand
> 'Cause a month on the road and I'll be shittin' in
> your hand.


Fuckin sucks. Really bad. The red onions poems are good yours are stupid and borderline scat fantasy weirdness. Green Onion writes this shit then compliments himself. What a stupid turd.

DCMOM Wrote:
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> I dont get it is this a fetish thread or health
> thread or weird poetry thread. Why is everyone an
> 'onion' of some sort? Does the user 'red onion'
> have some mental issues or just a simple person?


2 groups lady. One is the scat fetish crowd that likes to talk about the size and texture of their feces. They meet up at hotel rooms with shower curtains and do unspeakably disgusting things with their bodily excretions.

The other group is the bullies that basically mock the scat freaks. They make fun of their dumb poems and lame scat erotica posing as bowel complaints and elimination fantasies.

If you want quasi helpful health advise go to DCMOMs if you want fetish stuff not sure where you go maybe tinder not sure.

two groups Wrote:
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> DCMOM Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont get it is this a fetish thread or health
> > thread or weird poetry thread. Why is everyone
> an
> > 'onion' of some sort? Does the user 'red
> onion'
> > have some mental issues or just a simple
> person?
>
>
> 2 groups lady. One is the scat fetish crowd that
> likes to talk about the size and texture of their
> feces. They meet up at hotel rooms with shower
> curtains and do unspeakably disgusting things with
> their bodily excretions.
>
> The other group is the bullies that basically mock
> the scat freaks. They make fun of their dumb
> poems and lame scat erotica posing as bowel
> complaints and elimination fantasies.
>
> If you want quasi helpful health advise go to
> DCMOMs if you want fetish stuff not sure where you
> go maybe tinder not sure.

...says the little faggot kid who has been posting the non-stop garbage in here.

I am going to eat at Golden Corral in about an hour. You people want to talk about trashing your bowels , well Golden Corral can do it for less than 10 dollars.

The quantity of food they have there is almost a sin. It is sort of disgusting yet delicious at the same time. The place is full of fat people digging away at a trough filled with all manor of greasy foods. Some guests so fat that they are confined to a wheelchair are busy shovelling eggs, sausage and biscuits smothered in sausage gravy into their flabby mouths.
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stuffed onion Wrote:
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> I am going to eat at Golden Corral in about an
> hour. You people want to talk about trashing your
> bowels , well Golden Corral can do it for less
> than 10 dollars.
>
> The quantity of food they have there is almost a
> sin. It is sort of disgusting yet delicious at the
> same time. The place is full of fat people digging
> away at a trough filled with all manor of greasy
> foods. Some guests so fat that they are confined
> to a wheelchair are busy shovelling eggs, sausage
> and biscuits smothered in sausage gravy into their
> flabby mouths.


That strikes me as a very bad idea.

Opened up the jiffy lubez this morning. Getting area cleaned up for customerz. Push mopz around lots of mess from last night. Found bloodz from bowelz in bay 2. Mopz it up make more tipz this way. Find the yellow ragz that will be in mouth. Get fluidz ready air filter in bowelz

I am nervous this morning. What should be a relaxing Sunday is now being spent anxious about visiting the gastroenterologist tomorrow. Every experience has led to pain and no tangible results.

Happy Sunday everyone! I think I am on the road to recovery from my truckstop meal yesterday. Things down there in the bowels area have calmed down.

@ green onion I will say a little prayer for you and your bowels, good luck at the doctors office tomorrow!

@ stuffed onion, If you eat the right things Golden corral can be a healthy place to eat. When I go there for breakfast I toast a nice whole grain bagel and have that with fresh fruit and yoghurt. You have to resist the greasy meats and eggs as well as the heavy sauces.

@ Gluttony of Bowels, Meaty pizza and milkshakes are weapons of ass destruction but we all have to have a treat now and then. I hope your bowels forgive you today.

Tbph Wrote:
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> two groups Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > DCMOM Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I dont get it is this a fetish thread or
> health
> > > thread or weird poetry thread. Why is
> everyone
> > an
> > > 'onion' of some sort? Does the user 'red
> > onion'
> > > have some mental issues or just a simple
> > person?
> >
> >
> > 2 groups lady. One is the scat fetish crowd
> that
> > likes to talk about the size and texture of
> their
> > feces. They meet up at hotel rooms with shower
> > curtains and do unspeakably disgusting things
> with
> > their bodily excretions.
> >
> > The other group is the bullies that basically
> mock
> > the scat freaks. They make fun of their dumb
> > poems and lame scat erotica posing as bowel
> > complaints and elimination fantasies.
> >
> > If you want quasi helpful health advise go to
> > DCMOMs if you want fetish stuff not sure where
> you
> > go maybe tinder not sure.
>
> ...says the little faggot kid who has been posting
> the non-stop garbage in here.

You sound quite upset - how are your bowels?

Motel 6 has horrific toilet paper.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Opened up the jiffy lubez this morning. Getting
> area cleaned up for customerz. Push mopz around
> lots of mess from last night. Found bloodz from
> bowelz in bay 2. Mopz it up make more tipz this
> way. Find the yellow ragz that will be in mouth.
> Get fluidz ready air filter in bowelz


Two first red onion troll posts were funny. No longer funny now.

Critic Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Opened up the jiffy lubez this morning. Getting
> > area cleaned up for customerz. Push mopz around
> > lots of mess from last night. Found bloodz from
> > bowelz in bay 2. Mopz it up make more tipz this
> > way. Find the yellow ragz that will be in
> mouth.
> > Get fluidz ready air filter in bowelz
>
>
> Two first red onion troll posts were funny. No
> longer funny now.

red onion runs hot and cold in addition to running the risk of too many poems. I agree this one misses the mark. 'Found bloodz from bowelz in by 2' is too verbose for your stark format. Should be 'Mopz bowelz blood bay 2'

Torquez nutz to million poundz, fluidz in bowelz, then customrz poundz bowelz,

Cant say I can write that stuff but he doez

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Happy Sunday everyone! I think I am on the road to
> recovery from my truckstop meal yesterday. Things
> down there in the bowels area have calmed down.
>
> @ green onion I will say a little prayer for you
> and your bowels, good luck at the doctors office
> tomorrow!
>
> @ stuffed onion, If you eat the right things
> Golden corral can be a healthy place to eat. When
> I go there for breakfast I toast a nice whole
> grain bagel and have that with fresh fruit and
> yoghurt. You have to resist the greasy meats and
> eggs as well as the heavy sauces.
>
> @ Gluttony of Bowels, Meaty pizza and milkshakes
> are weapons of ass destruction but we all have to
> have a treat now and then. I hope your bowels
> forgive you today.


Thank you. Nervous about the usual stirrups and poking with all kinds of objects.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy Sunday everyone! I think I am on the road
> to
> > recovery from my truckstop meal yesterday.
> Things
> > down there in the bowels area have calmed down.
> >
> > @ green onion I will say a little prayer for
> you
> > and your bowels, good luck at the doctors
> office
> > tomorrow!
> >
> > @ stuffed onion, If you eat the right things
> > Golden corral can be a healthy place to eat.
> When
> > I go there for breakfast I toast a nice whole
> > grain bagel and have that with fresh fruit and
> > yoghurt. You have to resist the greasy meats
> and
> > eggs as well as the heavy sauces.
> >
> > @ Gluttony of Bowels, Meaty pizza and
> milkshakes
> > are weapons of ass destruction but we all have
> to
> > have a treat now and then. I hope your bowels
> > forgive you today.
>
>
> Thank you. Nervous about the usual stirrups and
> poking with all kinds of objects.

ur probably erect just thinking about it.

Lotz of customerz. One car in bowelz in. Two carz three carz get signature servicez from my buttockz. It is hard way to make moneyz, change your oilz you change minez. Got extra moneyz get beerz and ice packz.

lol

Asshole impersonating red onion.

Ate a dozen donuts from Krispy Kreme. Excited about the results.

Fucking sickos

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I wokes up thiz morning to tha smell of bacon
> frying, coffee perkin an pancakes cookin. My
> roomate waz up early an cookin a big breakfast.
> God help me I jus couldent resist, i ate 4 strips
> of bacon an three fluffy pancakes wit butter an
> syrup. No coffee tho cauze I like diet pepsi
> instead.
> My roomate is goin to visit his family down in
> Fredericksburg overnite so at least I got
> unlimited access to the groan throne an the way I
> just ate I may need it!


...a hero remembered.

In a couple of hours, going to be spread eagle naked, with my rectum torn from one side to the other in the name of medicine. Son of a bitch!

Green Onion Wrote:
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> In a couple of hours, going to be spread eagle
> naked, with my rectum torn from one side to the
> other in the name of medicine. Son of a bitch!


Rectum doctor spread eagle

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Man o man we waz buzy at jiffy lube this mornin.
> We had a steady stream of vehicles fo over two
> hourz but now we iz caught up. I am startin ta
> work a little bit in tha shop again now. Eatin
> lots of saladz seems to be helpin my bowelz loosen
> up but now maybe a little too loose. There iz a
> place down tha road that makes grilled cheeze
> sandwitches an I think I m gonna eat one at
> lunch.
> How iz everyonez elses bowelz today?

red onion abides...

Ask me about specialz. Give you something for lezz moneyz. Drink cheap wine give my buttockz free ride for tipz. Put dirty ragz in mouth then give me cash and I drink beerz.

Three times already today. Explosive diarrhea. It is so embarrassing!

I ate TGI Fridays burger and fries. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Three times already today. Explosive diarrhea. It
> is so embarrassing!


Stop eating dummy. Fast for a day or two drinking clear liquids and rice and low fat greek yogurt after a day. Your body needs a reset. After fast introduce bland chicken (or better tempe or tofu), continue with rice and yogurt and clear liquids. Herbal teas are fine but no coffee or tea till better.

Nothing processed for a few weeks - quit if you can. No alcohol.

stop running from the runs Wrote:
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> Brown Splatter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Three times already today. Explosive diarrhea.
> It
> > is so embarrassing!
>
>
> Stop eating dummy. Fast for a day or two drinking
> clear liquids and rice and low fat greek yogurt
> after a day. Your body needs a reset. After fast
> introduce bland chicken (or better tempe or tofu),
> continue with rice and yogurt and clear liquids.
> Herbal teas are fine but no coffee or tea till
> better.
>
> Nothing processed for a few weeks - quit if you
> can. No alcohol.

Yes more "help" that doesn't help those with IBS Chron's or other bowel related problems.

My doctor basically sodomized me. Now I know how Stu felt in Hangover 2. Load what load?

Green Onion Wrote:
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> stop running from the runs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Three times already today. Explosive
> diarrhea.
> > It
> > > is so embarrassing!
> >
> >
> > Stop eating dummy. Fast for a day or two
> drinking
> > clear liquids and rice and low fat greek yogurt
> > after a day. Your body needs a reset. After
> fast
> > introduce bland chicken (or better tempe or
> tofu),
> > continue with rice and yogurt and clear liquids.
>
> > Herbal teas are fine but no coffee or tea till
> > better.
> >
> > Nothing processed for a few weeks - quit if you
> > can. No alcohol.
>
> Yes more "help" that doesn't help those with IBS
> Chron's or other bowel related problems.
>
> My doctor basically sodomized me. Now I know how
> Stu felt in Hangover 2. Load what load?

Damn man. Hope you feel better!

In the bayz itz hot. In underwearz at lubez station wash car windowz give customerz what they want. My bowelz are sore but have 20 buckz to buy cheap beerz with. The boss does not like only underwearz but this makes tipz

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I ran into da homeless guy from jiffy lube later
> today. We went n da Macdonalds restroom an He went
> ass to mouth on me an then he shit on my chest and
> I ate it up. He smellz good for a homeless man. It
> waz a good time but my bowel hurtz now.


We all miss you, original red onion. Please come back. That stupid new imposter needs to go.

I love stinking up the bathrooms at Tysons. It makes me happy Mr and Mrs Smith have to smell the scents I expel after eating all kinds of nasty stuff. These yuppie schmucks get a whiff a dose of reality. It makes me happy to hear them gag vomit and complain about such smells. I hope they remember it since they lock their luxury cars I can't leave them a present