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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 08, 2017 01:36PM
My boss offered ta let me go home a coupla hourz early taday cauz I worked late some other dayz this week. I jus got my taxes refund in da mail yesterday, I gots 803 dollarz back! My roommate is gone on a spring break trip wit hiz kid and the landlady upstairs is gone till Monday nights! I gots the whole place ta myself. I'm gonna soak my fish, get drunk an cook chicken on tha grill! Life iz good rite now!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 08, 2017 02:41PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> My boss offered ta let me go home a coupla hourz
> early taday cauz I worked late some other dayz
> this week. I jus got my taxes refund in da mail
> yesterday, I gots 803 dollarz back! My roommate is
> gone on a spring break trip wit hiz kid and the
> landlady upstairs is gone till Monday nights! I
> gots the whole place ta myself. I'm gonna soak my
> fish, get drunk an cook chicken on tha grill! Life
> iz good rite now!
Oh man red. Way to go and hope you have a wonderful break from this madness. And I hope your bowels cooperate. Especially for this.
What I just dropped looked like those gassed Syrians the other day. Watching out for 59 Tomahawks through the window as my bowels are in immense pain and need more than water hoses.
My sister Matilda will help me later have a sitz bath and exam my rectum visually to see if I have to go to the hospital or not. Something doesn't feel right down there.
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> My boss offered ta let me go home a coupla hourz
> early taday cauz I worked late some other dayz
> this week. I jus got my taxes refund in da mail
> yesterday, I gots 803 dollarz back! My roommate is
> gone on a spring break trip wit hiz kid and the
> landlady upstairs is gone till Monday nights! I
> gots the whole place ta myself. I'm gonna soak my
> fish, get drunk an cook chicken on tha grill! Life
> iz good rite now!
Oh man red. Way to go and hope you have a wonderful break from this madness. And I hope your bowels cooperate. Especially for this.
What I just dropped looked like those gassed Syrians the other day. Watching out for 59 Tomahawks through the window as my bowels are in immense pain and need more than water hoses.
My sister Matilda will help me later have a sitz bath and exam my rectum visually to see if I have to go to the hospital or not. Something doesn't feel right down there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 08, 2017 02:53PM
scat fetish thread Wrote:
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Code for - 'please come over Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > How's your starfish red?
> > >
> > >
> > > Code for - 'please come over tonight, Matilda
> > has
> > > set out the plastic tarps and kitty litter.
> > Dont
> > > forget to have a very large lunch :)'
> >
> >
> > Gee dude. Or bitch whatever you are. These
> people
> > are literally suffering and have a right to
> > express their pains. Perhaps you could be
> > supportive.
>
> be supportive of 'how's your red starfish?' are
> you fucking kidding me. This isnt an IBS support
> thread its a scat fetish thread you dimwit.
Hi Hector or Jose,
My error one of their enablers as your English proficiency tells me, you are a white male that probably has low testosterone and a "men for Hillary" sweatshirt.
How's your upper and lower intestines? Want to share a bit what it's like having 33 feet of internal hoses that work? Or what it's like not having to rely on others and rectal mirrors, to see the potential garage door back there.
You are a whiny sniveling prick, who'd have been fragged in Nam, except Jane Fonda fucked you with a strap on with your homosexual tendencies.
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Code for - 'please come over Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > How's your starfish red?
> > >
> > >
> > > Code for - 'please come over tonight, Matilda
> > has
> > > set out the plastic tarps and kitty litter.
> > Dont
> > > forget to have a very large lunch :)'
> >
> >
> > Gee dude. Or bitch whatever you are. These
> people
> > are literally suffering and have a right to
> > express their pains. Perhaps you could be
> > supportive.
>
> be supportive of 'how's your red starfish?' are
> you fucking kidding me. This isnt an IBS support
> thread its a scat fetish thread you dimwit.
Hi Hector or Jose,
My error one of their enablers as your English proficiency tells me, you are a white male that probably has low testosterone and a "men for Hillary" sweatshirt.
How's your upper and lower intestines? Want to share a bit what it's like having 33 feet of internal hoses that work? Or what it's like not having to rely on others and rectal mirrors, to see the potential garage door back there.
You are a whiny sniveling prick, who'd have been fragged in Nam, except Jane Fonda fucked you with a strap on with your homosexual tendencies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 08, 2017 02:57PM
Since i haz da house to myself, later on i called up big Tyrone who i knewz from da prison. He came over and reamed my starfish out really good den i sucked his giant black cock til he jizzed down my throat. So much more comfy doing it in a bedroom vs doing behind jiffy lube like usualz. It was a great nite!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Biff66
()
Date: April 08, 2017 08:20PM
When I was younger I was able to shit once a day minimum. No effort.
Now lucky twice a week and they are big. To be even thirty again would be great.
Now lucky twice a week and they are big. To be even thirty again would be great.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 09, 2017 03:07AM
Them Miller high lives an bbq chicken thighz waz good but now itz 3 am an my gut iz churnin like a freight train. damn!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Not much longer now B0
()
Date: April 09, 2017 10:46AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My boss offered ta let me go home a coupla
> hourz
> > early taday cauz I worked late some other dayz
> > this week. I jus got my taxes refund in da mail
> > yesterday, I gots 803 dollarz back! My roommate
> is
> > gone on a spring break trip wit hiz kid and the
> > landlady upstairs is gone till Monday nights! I
> > gots the whole place ta myself. I'm gonna soak
> my
> > fish, get drunk an cook chicken on tha grill!
> Life
> > iz good rite now!
>
>
> Oh man red. Way to go and hope you have a
> wonderful break from this madness. And I hope your
> bowels cooperate. Especially for this.
>
> What I just dropped looked like those gassed
> Syrians the other day. Watching out for 59
> Tomahawks through the window as my bowels are in
> immense pain and need more than water hoses.
>
> My sister Matilda will help me later have a sitz
> bath and exam my rectum visually to see if I have
> to go to the hospital or not. Something doesn't
> feel right down there.
1. Racist
2. You admit that your sister and you have sex
3. Scat Fetishist
HOw is your heart? We all hope you die soon. Not much longer now B0
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My boss offered ta let me go home a coupla
> hourz
> > early taday cauz I worked late some other dayz
> > this week. I jus got my taxes refund in da mail
> > yesterday, I gots 803 dollarz back! My roommate
> is
> > gone on a spring break trip wit hiz kid and the
> > landlady upstairs is gone till Monday nights! I
> > gots the whole place ta myself. I'm gonna soak
> my
> > fish, get drunk an cook chicken on tha grill!
> Life
> > iz good rite now!
>
>
> Oh man red. Way to go and hope you have a
> wonderful break from this madness. And I hope your
> bowels cooperate. Especially for this.
>
> What I just dropped looked like those gassed
> Syrians the other day. Watching out for 59
> Tomahawks through the window as my bowels are in
> immense pain and need more than water hoses.
>
> My sister Matilda will help me later have a sitz
> bath and exam my rectum visually to see if I have
> to go to the hospital or not. Something doesn't
> feel right down there.
1. Racist
2. You admit that your sister and you have sex
3. Scat Fetishist
HOw is your heart? We all hope you die soon. Not much longer now B0
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 09, 2017 01:00PM
This morning has been a rough one, as Matilda's Polaroid photograph of my starfish shows battle damage. Not as bad as those Egyptian churches bombed by the goat banging Muslims. Maybe more like their first WTC attack in 1993.
Matilda was able to apply witch hazel to my rectum. Good news is no hospital or doctor visit is needed, so I can keep some cash and not be sodomized in stirrups.
The sitz bath will be used later for sure as my fish seems to squish.
Matilda was able to apply witch hazel to my rectum. Good news is no hospital or doctor visit is needed, so I can keep some cash and not be sodomized in stirrups.
The sitz bath will be used later for sure as my fish seems to squish.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 09, 2017 02:26PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This morning has been a rough one, as Matilda's
> Polaroid photograph of my starfish shows battle
> damage. Not as bad as those Egyptian churches
> bombed by the goat banging Muslims. Maybe more
> like their first WTC attack in 1993.
>
> Matilda was able to apply witch hazel to my
> rectum. Good news is no hospital or doctor visit
> is needed, so I can keep some cash and not be
> sodomized in stirrups.
>
> The sitz bath will be used later for sure as my
> fish seems to squish.
THa long bath alwayz helps my starfish too. I guess fish were meant to swim. I got me a turkey brest in tha oven now. I iz gonna eat off that fo a coupla dayz.
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> This morning has been a rough one, as Matilda's
> Polaroid photograph of my starfish shows battle
> damage. Not as bad as those Egyptian churches
> bombed by the goat banging Muslims. Maybe more
> like their first WTC attack in 1993.
>
> Matilda was able to apply witch hazel to my
> rectum. Good news is no hospital or doctor visit
> is needed, so I can keep some cash and not be
> sodomized in stirrups.
>
> The sitz bath will be used later for sure as my
> fish seems to squish.
THa long bath alwayz helps my starfish too. I guess fish were meant to swim. I got me a turkey brest in tha oven now. I iz gonna eat off that fo a coupla dayz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: April 09, 2017 03:48PM
You purchase TP for the church and as soon as they run out they don't just get more. Instead the pastor called me out at the service. Unbelievable!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: April 09, 2017 08:32PM
Scat lovers party at Brown Onion tonight
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: April 09, 2017 08:56PM
Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> You purchase TP for the church and as soon as they
> run out they don't just get more. Instead the
> pastor called me out at the service. Unbelievable!
See a doctor instead!
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> You purchase TP for the church and as soon as they
> run out they don't just get more. Instead the
> pastor called me out at the service. Unbelievable!
See a doctor instead!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: April 10, 2017 05:01AM
5am guy is in trouble! A nice lady working the previous shift left a entire bundt cake here. Yes, bundt cake! Chocolate with cream cheese icing. 5am guy ate half of it! 5am guy is screwed now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 10, 2017 04:18PM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy is in trouble! A nice lady working the
> previous shift left a entire bundt cake here. Yes,
> bundt cake! Chocolate with cream cheese icing. 5am
> guy ate half of it! 5am guy is screwed now.
I think my colon just fell out.
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> 5am guy is in trouble! A nice lady working the
> previous shift left a entire bundt cake here. Yes,
> bundt cake! Chocolate with cream cheese icing. 5am
> guy ate half of it! 5am guy is screwed now.
I think my colon just fell out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: April 10, 2017 06:44PM
My cars a mess after that. I don't know what to do.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: April 10, 2017 07:21PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> My cars a mess after that. I don't know what to
> do.
Playing with shit in your car.
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> My cars a mess after that. I don't know what to
> do.
Playing with shit in your car.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: April 11, 2017 04:46AM
5am guy hopes he never even looks at another bundt cake.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 11, 2017 12:18PM
Man o man my bowlez was tore up thiz mornin. My fish iz hurtin me some taday an I have ta clean tha restroomz cauze the guy that doez it iz off taday. On tha upsides a lady in a ford 500 with canada tagz gave me a 20 dollarz tip.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
B0 is a Scat freak
()
Date: April 11, 2017 12:21PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy is in trouble! A nice lady working the
> > previous shift left a entire bundt cake here.
> Yes,
> > bundt cake! Chocolate with cream cheese icing.
> 5am
> > guy ate half of it! 5am guy is screwed now.
>
>
> I think my colon just fell out.
more likely the only fragment of brain left in your body...
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy is in trouble! A nice lady working the
> > previous shift left a entire bundt cake here.
> Yes,
> > bundt cake! Chocolate with cream cheese icing.
> 5am
> > guy ate half of it! 5am guy is screwed now.
>
>
> I think my colon just fell out.
more likely the only fragment of brain left in your body...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poop Patrol
()
Date: April 11, 2017 01:13PM
People in here are mean to us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 11, 2017 08:14PM
Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> People in here are mean to us.
The superior bowel folks want you to feel that way.
Divide and conquer. They are assholes and want us to continue to feel like shit, and purposefully also line the pockets of ass doctors and drug companies to keep us on groan thrones.
They fail because we of the sore fish division, don't allow them to subjugate us.
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> People in here are mean to us.
The superior bowel folks want you to feel that way.
Divide and conquer. They are assholes and want us to continue to feel like shit, and purposefully also line the pockets of ass doctors and drug companies to keep us on groan thrones.
They fail because we of the sore fish division, don't allow them to subjugate us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Biff66
()
Date: April 12, 2017 06:36AM
Does any OTC product help? I've got prunes from Giant this morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 12, 2017 10:24AM
Biff66 Wrote:
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> Does any OTC product help? I've got prunes from
> Giant this morning.
Nothing sadly except for witch hazel after the damage is done.
Today's been a decent bowel day. My starfish allowed me an hour drive time, ten out of ten for hitting jaywalking wetbacks. Ted Williams .406 batting average doesn't compare.
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> Does any OTC product help? I've got prunes from
> Giant this morning.
Nothing sadly except for witch hazel after the damage is done.
Today's been a decent bowel day. My starfish allowed me an hour drive time, ten out of ten for hitting jaywalking wetbacks. Ted Williams .406 batting average doesn't compare.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
fragment of brain
()
Date: April 12, 2017 11:06AM
B0 is a Scat freak Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5am guy is in trouble! A nice lady working
> the
> > > previous shift left a entire bundt cake here.
> > Yes,
> > > bundt cake! Chocolate with cream cheese
> icing.
> > 5am
> > > guy ate half of it! 5am guy is screwed now.
> >
> >
> > I think my colon just fell out.
>
> more likely the only fragment of brain left in
> your body...
+100
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5am guy is in trouble! A nice lady working
> the
> > > previous shift left a entire bundt cake here.
> > Yes,
> > > bundt cake! Chocolate with cream cheese
> icing.
> > 5am
> > > guy ate half of it! 5am guy is screwed now.
> >
> >
> > I think my colon just fell out.
>
> more likely the only fragment of brain left in
> your body...
+100
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 12, 2017 11:18AM
Burritos look good. Baja Fresh seemed a smart idea. Not a good one. My bowels scream.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 12, 2017 12:24PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Burritos look good. Baja Fresh seemed a smart
> idea. Not a good one. My bowels scream.
They look appetizing until they become kettle bells in your colon. I hope your fish survives the impending train wreck.
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> Burritos look good. Baja Fresh seemed a smart
> idea. Not a good one. My bowels scream.
They look appetizing until they become kettle bells in your colon. I hope your fish survives the impending train wreck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 12, 2017 09:01PM
I waz shoppin at tha Giant food when it happened I shit my pantz. I iz home now an washin my azz. I throwed my dirty drawers in tha trash.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: April 13, 2017 05:00AM
hello all, 5am guy here.
5am guy is taking a couple nights off to visit family down in Paint Bank over the Easter weekend. There are going to be things like glazed ham and chocolate rabbits that could tempt 5am guy to eat poorly. One Cadbury egg alone could be devastating to 5am guys digestive system. 5am guy will be staying at a best western this trip. 5am guy has been invited to stay with his cousin but 5am guy likes to stay in places that have plumbing and not an outhouse.
5am guy wishes you all well.
5am guy is taking a couple nights off to visit family down in Paint Bank over the Easter weekend. There are going to be things like glazed ham and chocolate rabbits that could tempt 5am guy to eat poorly. One Cadbury egg alone could be devastating to 5am guys digestive system. 5am guy will be staying at a best western this trip. 5am guy has been invited to stay with his cousin but 5am guy likes to stay in places that have plumbing and not an outhouse.
5am guy wishes you all well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 13, 2017 07:50AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I waz shoppin at tha Giant food when it happened I
> shit my pantz. I iz home now an washin my azz. I
> throwed my dirty drawers in tha trash.
Oh man red. Do you know what food groups led to a smelly brown atomic bomb?
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> I waz shoppin at tha Giant food when it happened I
> shit my pantz. I iz home now an washin my azz. I
> throwed my dirty drawers in tha trash.
Oh man red. Do you know what food groups led to a smelly brown atomic bomb?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 13, 2017 07:51AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> hello all, 5am guy here.
> 5am guy is taking a couple nights off to visit
> family down in Paint Bank over the Easter weekend.
> There are going to be things like glazed ham and
> chocolate rabbits that could tempt 5am guy to eat
> poorly. One Cadbury egg alone could be devastating
> to 5am guys digestive system. 5am guy will be
> staying at a best western this trip. 5am guy has
> been invited to stay with his cousin but 5am guy
> likes to stay in places that have plumbing and not
> an outhouse.
> 5am guy wishes you all well.
Praying for your bowels 5 am. That combination does not sound very good. Happy Easter to you and your bowels.
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> hello all, 5am guy here.
> 5am guy is taking a couple nights off to visit
> family down in Paint Bank over the Easter weekend.
> There are going to be things like glazed ham and
> chocolate rabbits that could tempt 5am guy to eat
> poorly. One Cadbury egg alone could be devastating
> to 5am guys digestive system. 5am guy will be
> staying at a best western this trip. 5am guy has
> been invited to stay with his cousin but 5am guy
> likes to stay in places that have plumbing and not
> an outhouse.
> 5am guy wishes you all well.
Praying for your bowels 5 am. That combination does not sound very good. Happy Easter to you and your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
theater of the mind
()
Date: April 13, 2017 09:58AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I waz shoppin at tha Giant food when it happened
> I
> > shit my pantz. I iz home now an washin my azz.
> I
> > throwed my dirty drawers in tha trash.
>
>
> Oh man red. Do you know what food groups led to a
> smelly brown atomic bomb?
oh, hahahahahahaha, theater of the mind - brilliant! I love the part where the man defecates in his pants. Wonderful stuff! Fantastic tale.
scat freaks
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I waz shoppin at tha Giant food when it happened
> I
> > shit my pantz. I iz home now an washin my azz.
> I
> > throwed my dirty drawers in tha trash.
>
>
> Oh man red. Do you know what food groups led to a
> smelly brown atomic bomb?
oh, hahahahahahaha, theater of the mind - brilliant! I love the part where the man defecates in his pants. Wonderful stuff! Fantastic tale.
scat freaksRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
scat freak bards
()
Date: April 13, 2017 10:00AM
the man above is an impostor - I am the true fan of the scat freak bards!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: April 13, 2017 12:21PM
I think it was red onion be sure lots of water and rice to band it together. Works for most to be regular but looks like you feel what I do daily
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 13, 2017 08:29PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I waz shoppin at tha Giant food when it happened
> I
> > shit my pantz. I iz home now an washin my azz.
> I
> > throwed my dirty drawers in tha trash.
>
>
> Oh man red. Do you know what food groups led to a
> smelly brown atomic bomb?
You know brownion I thinkz it waz because I cooked me some fried eggs an bacon for breakfast that day. I loves me some eggs fried in bacon grease but I knowz its bad fo my bowelz. Sometimez I can eat like that wit no problemz but other timez I get me some real bad bowelz problems.
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I waz shoppin at tha Giant food when it happened
> I
> > shit my pantz. I iz home now an washin my azz.
> I
> > throwed my dirty drawers in tha trash.
>
>
> Oh man red. Do you know what food groups led to a
> smelly brown atomic bomb?
You know brownion I thinkz it waz because I cooked me some fried eggs an bacon for breakfast that day. I loves me some eggs fried in bacon grease but I knowz its bad fo my bowelz. Sometimez I can eat like that wit no problemz but other timez I get me some real bad bowelz problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 13, 2017 08:38PM
711 pizza. My poor bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: April 14, 2017 03:48AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is on vacation and trying to sleep during the night which is unusual for 5am guy. 5am guy had to wake up and take a 3am dump. 5am guy can not sleep during the night anymore. 5am guy has bad mental health.
5am guy likes to eat at the swinging bridge in Paint Bank, if yall get down here to Paint Bank you should check it out.
https://www.theswingingbridge.com/
5am guy is going to try to do some night sleeping now. 5am guy has things to do tomorrow and 5am guy is going to be tired. Best wishes to all from 5am guy!
5am guy likes to eat at the swinging bridge in Paint Bank, if yall get down here to Paint Bank you should check it out.
https://www.theswingingbridge.com/
5am guy is going to try to do some night sleeping now. 5am guy has things to do tomorrow and 5am guy is going to be tired. Best wishes to all from 5am guy!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 14, 2017 10:43AM
Goulash just shredded mangled goulash.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
PUDFv
()
Date: April 14, 2017 05:17PM
Definitely the fried flounder dinner from the Shady Rest Restaurant in Johnsonville, SC. While very tasty with hush puppies,fries, and cole slaw, it comes out forcefully and in a very loose state. Almost shit myself int eh front seat of my car.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 15, 2017 06:28AM
Man o man I jus got to work and there are already 6 carz lined up fo oil changez. This iz gonna be a long day at tha jiffy lubez. I hopez my bowelz dont give me no trouble. We haz a new guy at work that started yesterday, he iz a Korean kid from Centerville. I dont know what he waz heating in tha microwave fo lunch yesterday but it smelt like rotton fish. He must have very good bowelz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 15, 2017 08:47AM
PUDFv Wrote:
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> Definitely the fried flounder dinner from the
> Shady Rest Restaurant in Johnsonville, SC. While
> very tasty with hush puppies,fries, and cole slaw,
> it comes out forcefully and in a very loose state.
> Almost shit myself int eh front seat of my car.
Fried flounder. Ouch your fish hurt by fish. How are your bowels now?
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> Definitely the fried flounder dinner from the
> Shady Rest Restaurant in Johnsonville, SC. While
> very tasty with hush puppies,fries, and cole slaw,
> it comes out forcefully and in a very loose state.
> Almost shit myself int eh front seat of my car.
Fried flounder. Ouch your fish hurt by fish. How are your bowels now?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 15, 2017 08:48AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Man o man I jus got to work and there are already
> 6 carz lined up fo oil changez. This iz gonna be a
> long day at tha jiffy lubez. I hopez my bowelz
> dont give me no trouble. We haz a new guy at work
> that started yesterday, he iz a Korean kid from
> Centerville. I dont know what he waz heating in
> tha microwave fo lunch yesterday but it smelt like
> rotton fish. He must have very good bowelz.
Oh yes slant eyes are genetically superior in the bowels department.
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> Man o man I jus got to work and there are already
> 6 carz lined up fo oil changez. This iz gonna be a
> long day at tha jiffy lubez. I hopez my bowelz
> dont give me no trouble. We haz a new guy at work
> that started yesterday, he iz a Korean kid from
> Centerville. I dont know what he waz heating in
> tha microwave fo lunch yesterday but it smelt like
> rotton fish. He must have very good bowelz.
Oh yes slant eyes are genetically superior in the bowels department.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 15, 2017 01:00PM
It's great to see that some of the BiB's are supporting each other here.
Diced onion, any kind of pizza spells trouble for my bowels but 7-11 pizza has got to be the worst and I hope you feel better soon.
Red onion 06, we have many Asian students attending JMU here in Harrisonburg and 4 of them are renting a townhouse from Mrs Dive and I. I am worried about the odor of rancid fish in the house I hope I can get it out of there when they leave next year. It is very bad.
Brown Onion, I hope you and your sister are doing well and I pray that one day you will have your heavenly #4 #2.
As for me Mrs. Dive is on a trip visiting her Aunt and Uncle in western Maryland and I am home alone for 5 days. Mrs Dive stocked the refrigerator with fresh vegetables and skinless-boneless chicken breast and some rice in frozen microwavable packets. I cooked chicken and had that with cucumber and tomato slices last night which has been very bowel friendly but very bland and boring. I am thinking about eating something bad yet delicious tonight. There is a wonderful Italian place nearby (Vito's) that makes eggplant fries and on request they will put cheese and pizza sauce on them. I cant stop thinking about them, I am weak. May God have mercy on my bowels.
Diced onion, any kind of pizza spells trouble for my bowels but 7-11 pizza has got to be the worst and I hope you feel better soon.
Red onion 06, we have many Asian students attending JMU here in Harrisonburg and 4 of them are renting a townhouse from Mrs Dive and I. I am worried about the odor of rancid fish in the house I hope I can get it out of there when they leave next year. It is very bad.
Brown Onion, I hope you and your sister are doing well and I pray that one day you will have your heavenly #4 #2.
As for me Mrs. Dive is on a trip visiting her Aunt and Uncle in western Maryland and I am home alone for 5 days. Mrs Dive stocked the refrigerator with fresh vegetables and skinless-boneless chicken breast and some rice in frozen microwavable packets. I cooked chicken and had that with cucumber and tomato slices last night which has been very bowel friendly but very bland and boring. I am thinking about eating something bad yet delicious tonight. There is a wonderful Italian place nearby (Vito's) that makes eggplant fries and on request they will put cheese and pizza sauce on them. I cant stop thinking about them, I am weak. May God have mercy on my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 15, 2017 09:21PM
Oh brother I had me a hard day at work taday. When I got home I had me a big poop, a real butt drainer! This iz like a Easters miricale from God.
Hope yall haz a good holiday!
Hope yall haz a good holiday!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 16, 2017 05:45PM
Hey wheres the heck iz everybody? I got invited to tha neighbors houze fo some ham on thozs martin potatoz rolls and cole slawz . They had bake beanz but I didnt eat none of them. Itz a beautiful eavenin and I am sittin on my little patio drinking cold buderweizers! No work tommorow so my bowelz can heal up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 17, 2017 03:58AM
Dive and red promise to reply soon.
Starfish is currently being triaged
Starfish is currently being triaged
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: April 18, 2017 04:52AM
Hi all! 5am guy is back but 5am guy is sad to see that this thread has died off.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 18, 2017 11:56AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy is back but 5am guy is sad to see
> that this thread has died off.
It has not and just surviving the post Easter deluge and hope you and other brothers in bowel are ok.
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> Hi all! 5am guy is back but 5am guy is sad to see
> that this thread has died off.
It has not and just surviving the post Easter deluge and hope you and other brothers in bowel are ok.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: April 18, 2017 02:53PM
Amphora has bad quality TP.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
starfishallergies
()
Date: April 18, 2017 03:22PM
can your starfish be allergic to foods coming out?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: April 18, 2017 04:17PM
starfishallergies Wrote:
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> can your starfish be allergic to foods coming out?
That could be the reason for a lot of post movement rashes.
If some builds up in any fissures or you get an infected fistula, it could cause festering pustules.
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> can your starfish be allergic to foods coming out?
That could be the reason for a lot of post movement rashes.
If some builds up in any fissures or you get an infected fistula, it could cause festering pustules.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 21, 2017 08:36PM
I shore do miss the folkz on this message board. It waz fun whilest it lasted. I hope all you brown guys have good luck in tha futher.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: April 23, 2017 02:03PM
"Steal my rectal sunshine"
by,
jhonny bravo
I was sitting on the throne on Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in my self defeat
My starfish was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat
An uncomfortable rectal seep
Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
Impaired my rectal lunar speak
And of course you can't dump one if you only say what you would have done
So I missed a million miles of fun
I know it's up for me
If you steal my rectal sunshine
Making sure I'm on the seat
If you steal my rectal sunshine
Keeping my ass on the seat
If you steal my rectal sunshine
by,
jhonny bravo
I was sitting on the throne on Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in my self defeat
My starfish was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat
An uncomfortable rectal seep
Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
Impaired my rectal lunar speak
And of course you can't dump one if you only say what you would have done
So I missed a million miles of fun
I know it's up for me
If you steal my rectal sunshine
Making sure I'm on the seat
If you steal my rectal sunshine
Keeping my ass on the seat
If you steal my rectal sunshine
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
weekend update
()
Date: April 23, 2017 08:42PM
Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last week. His chances of survival are uncertain at this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know more soon. Thank you all!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
weekend update Wrote:
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> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!
Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.
Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.
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> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!
Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.
Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 26, 2017 10:00AM
Well thiz iz vury sad. I hopes mr brownonion is havin #4 #2z ener day in da big restroom in tha sky.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:34AM
My condolences BO was loved here
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 26, 2017 12:16PM
This sucks. He did support us with our bowel problems
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 26, 2017 03:33PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> weekend update Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> last
> > week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> know
> > more soon. Thank you all!
>
>
> Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends
> here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He
> was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> three children, four grandchildren, a sister and
> brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> Ethel in 2011.
>
> Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> from us but our family is grateful, and asks any
> donations be made to any IBS awareness
> organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate
> for the millions of people who deal with this
> medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> kindness and support to all.
My sincere condolences to you and your family.
RIP Brown Onion. You will be missed.
-------------------------------------------------------
> weekend update Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> last
> > week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> know
> > more soon. Thank you all!
>
>
> Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends
> here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He
> was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> three children, four grandchildren, a sister and
> brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> Ethel in 2011.
>
> Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> from us but our family is grateful, and asks any
> donations be made to any IBS awareness
> organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate
> for the millions of people who deal with this
> medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> kindness and support to all.
My sincere condolences to you and your family.
RIP Brown Onion. You will be missed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: April 26, 2017 04:45PM
One less scat freak!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
best of brown onion
()
Date: April 26, 2017 05:43PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bet you want a slice of that sizzling pizza made
> by wops.
>
> It smells delicious, but those eggplants have
> revenge in mind on your bowels.
>
> The thirty three feet of upper and lower
> intestines won't like it.
>
> It's rather rude to your colon, to partake in such
> devil approved delicacies.
>
> Your bowels will take the brunt of the blitzkrieg.
> Your gas chamber down below will produce zyklon B,
> and manufacturer a rotten egg smell, that will
> peel your bathrooms wallpaper.
I have been looking over Brown Onion's posts, This one was good. It is a mixture of good advice along with humor. RIP Brown Onion!
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> Bet you want a slice of that sizzling pizza made
> by wops.
>
> It smells delicious, but those eggplants have
> revenge in mind on your bowels.
>
> The thirty three feet of upper and lower
> intestines won't like it.
>
> It's rather rude to your colon, to partake in such
> devil approved delicacies.
>
> Your bowels will take the brunt of the blitzkrieg.
> Your gas chamber down below will produce zyklon B,
> and manufacturer a rotten egg smell, that will
> peel your bathrooms wallpaper.
I have been looking over Brown Onion's posts, This one was good. It is a mixture of good advice along with humor. RIP Brown Onion!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bumptard
()
Date: April 26, 2017 08:32PM
So sad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: April 27, 2017 12:32PM
Condolences to BOs family!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Haffy788
()
Date: April 27, 2017 02:52PM
We lost underground funny man.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 29, 2017 01:15PM
OMG I just found out about this. Brown onion was a truly great man and probably one of the most un-selfish persons in the world. He was always willing to lend an ear to others who were struggling and offer some suggestions often with a good dose of humor and embellishment.
It was my personal honor to interact with this great man and I will never forget him.
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It was my personal honor to interact with this great man and I will never forget him.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bowel breaker
()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:21PM
Good to know Brown Onion has moved on to a better place...In hell, getting assfucked by Honduran and black men for all eternity.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:23PM
Words escape me right now. God bless.
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:24PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: April 29, 2017 04:20PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> OMG I just found out about this. Brown onion was a
> truly great man and probably one of the most
> un-selfish persons in the world. He was always
> willing to lend an ear to others who were
> struggling and offer some suggestions often with a
> good dose of humor and embellishment.
> It was my personal honor to interact with this
> great man and I will never forget him.
Well put. I wonder if he could be saint by the Catholic church. He was a saint here.
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> OMG I just found out about this. Brown onion was a
> truly great man and probably one of the most
> un-selfish persons in the world. He was always
> willing to lend an ear to others who were
> struggling and offer some suggestions often with a
> good dose of humor and embellishment.
> It was my personal honor to interact with this
> great man and I will never forget him.
Well put. I wonder if he could be saint by the Catholic church. He was a saint here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Onion
()
Date: April 30, 2017 03:55PM
I HOPE THAT RACIST PIECE OF SHIT BO ROTS IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY. GOOD RIDDANCE.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 30, 2017 04:18PM
I iz tryin ta be strong but I haz been really sad. I haz jus been readin this hole thread from tha beginin all day long.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
you know what's cool?
()
Date: April 30, 2017 04:23PM
I eat fast food every day, I drink cheap beer, I am eighty years old, and you know what? No bowels problems! My doctor even says my bowels are ridiculously healthy!
Why don't people with bad bowels accept that they are being selected against in the darwinian sense, and just die?
Why don't people with bad bowels accept that they are being selected against in the darwinian sense, and just die?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Midwives out of a job
()
Date: April 30, 2017 04:23PM
Midwives out of a job, 'wetbacks' now safer in the streets. RIP B0 - had some laughs. Condolences to family.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: May 01, 2017 05:00AM
5am guy is sad. 5am guy thought he couldn't get much sadder than he was but he did.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: May 01, 2017 09:38AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy is sad. 5am guy thought he couldn't get
> much sadder than he was but he did.
I knows itz sad 5am guy but mr brownonion would want us ta carry on. Readin some of tha older postz here haz made mee feelz better.
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> 5am guy is sad. 5am guy thought he couldn't get
> much sadder than he was but he did.
I knows itz sad 5am guy but mr brownonion would want us ta carry on. Readin some of tha older postz here haz made mee feelz better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: May 01, 2017 11:08AM
Black Onion Wrote:
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> I HOPE THAT RACIST PIECE OF SHIT BO ROTS IN HELL
> FOR ALL ETERNITY. GOOD RIDDANCE.
He wasn't racist he was equal bowel opportunity
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> I HOPE THAT RACIST PIECE OF SHIT BO ROTS IN HELL
> FOR ALL ETERNITY. GOOD RIDDANCE.
He wasn't racist he was equal bowel opportunity
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Grieving Midwife
()
Date: May 01, 2017 02:14PM
Flushed away from us far too soon. Perhaps, the memory of his good humor and, yes racism, will serve as a 'floater' in our own bowl until it is our turn to swirl towards destiny.
RIP Brownie...
RIP Brownie...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: May 01, 2017 08:19PM
I had tha day off taday so I decided ta honor mr brownonion by giving out 21 rollz of tha charmin ultra softz. Lotz ov george mason students lives in my townhouse community an I gave them rolls mostly ta college kidz.
This waz my version ov a 21 gun salute!
rest in peace mr brownion.
This waz my version ov a 21 gun salute!
rest in peace mr brownion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Is it me
()
Date: May 02, 2017 09:37AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I had tha day off taday so I decided ta honor mr
> brownonion by giving out 21 rollz of tha charmin
> ultra softz. Lotz ov george mason students lives
> in my townhouse community an I gave them rolls
> mostly ta college kidz.
>
> This waz my version ov a 21 gun salute!
>
> rest in peace mr brownion.
red, B0 is smiling down from Heaven knowing you provided some blessed relief to those in need. College students suffer the likes of Nibroc Industrial Toilet Tissue - an assault on our youth by the timber industry. No, Brown would not want to hear of that kind of starfish assault. What an honor to his memory indeed.
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> I had tha day off taday so I decided ta honor mr
> brownonion by giving out 21 rollz of tha charmin
> ultra softz. Lotz ov george mason students lives
> in my townhouse community an I gave them rolls
> mostly ta college kidz.
>
> This waz my version ov a 21 gun salute!
>
> rest in peace mr brownion.
red, B0 is smiling down from Heaven knowing you provided some blessed relief to those in need. College students suffer the likes of Nibroc Industrial Toilet Tissue - an assault on our youth by the timber industry. No, Brown would not want to hear of that kind of starfish assault. What an honor to his memory indeed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: May 04, 2017 10:45AM
Damn, i shore does miss mr brownonion. My bowelz is all messed up cauze of my sadnezz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Rest in Spaghetti
()
Date: May 07, 2017 08:11PM
looks like Brown was running this thread mostly on his own under various names (as suspected). It was a good run but theater of the mind as far as actual number of participants interested in this and actually posting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
hard wiper
()
Date: May 08, 2017 08:21PM
BO helped my fish several times with his caring and effective advice. RIP BO.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
waltzing matilda
()
Date: May 09, 2017 01:15PM
Will Matilda carry the torch here?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: May 10, 2017 04:50AM
5am guy is still sad. Very sad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: May 10, 2017 08:20AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy is still sad. Very sad.
Mr brownonion wood not want want ya ta be sad 5am. We got ta be strong. How iz yer bowelz?
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> 5am guy is still sad. Very sad.
Mr brownonion wood not want want ya ta be sad 5am. We got ta be strong. How iz yer bowelz?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: May 10, 2017 07:37PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy is still sad. Very sad.
>
>
> Mr brownonion wood not want want ya ta be sad 5am.
> We got ta be strong. How iz yer bowelz?
I've watched this board with interest as I'm a sixty something man with bowel problems. My plumbing stinks literally and figuratively.I must first thank Brown Onion, because now I will discuss my bowels.
When I was younger, sure I had occasional constipation. Going to the drug store would help, laxatives did what they were supposed to.
Now it's hard to expel bowel movements and Mr. Brown was right about them being very large in scale. I think a lot of it is age related, as I used to have regular ones and be regular. Now it's twice a week with occasional bleeding and a whole lot of pain. Do you all think age too?
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy is still sad. Very sad.
>
>
> Mr brownonion wood not want want ya ta be sad 5am.
> We got ta be strong. How iz yer bowelz?
I've watched this board with interest as I'm a sixty something man with bowel problems. My plumbing stinks literally and figuratively.I must first thank Brown Onion, because now I will discuss my bowels.
When I was younger, sure I had occasional constipation. Going to the drug store would help, laxatives did what they were supposed to.
Now it's hard to expel bowel movements and Mr. Brown was right about them being very large in scale. I think a lot of it is age related, as I used to have regular ones and be regular. Now it's twice a week with occasional bleeding and a whole lot of pain. Do you all think age too?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: May 11, 2017 06:34AM
I ate chili cheese fries. My poor bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 11, 2017 08:14AM
Last night my dad brought home about 50 dollars worth of food from red hot and blue. Now its red hot and blowing out of my ass. I am staying home from school now and my Dad called out sick from work. The runs runs in my family.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: May 11, 2017 08:50AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Last night my dad brought home about 50 dollars
> worth of food from red hot and blue. Now its red
> hot and blowing out of my ass. I am staying home
> from school now and my Dad called out sick from
> work. The runs runs in my family.
Man o man springsonions that soundz painfull. I jus dropped a greazzy an smelly load in tha juffy lubez bathroom. One of tha custmorz in tha watin room propped the front door open wit a firez extinguisher. Itz a rainy day taday so that meanz all tha landscapin truckz full ov mexicanz will be commin in fo oil changez taday. That menz room will be gettin a workout taday!
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> Last night my dad brought home about 50 dollars
> worth of food from red hot and blue. Now its red
> hot and blowing out of my ass. I am staying home
> from school now and my Dad called out sick from
> work. The runs runs in my family.
Man o man springsonions that soundz painfull. I jus dropped a greazzy an smelly load in tha juffy lubez bathroom. One of tha custmorz in tha watin room propped the front door open wit a firez extinguisher. Itz a rainy day taday so that meanz all tha landscapin truckz full ov mexicanz will be commin in fo oil changez taday. That menz room will be gettin a workout taday!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: May 11, 2017 12:51PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Last night my dad brought home about 50 dollars
> > worth of food from red hot and blue. Now its
> red
> > hot and blowing out of my ass. I am staying
> home
> > from school now and my Dad called out sick from
> > work. The runs runs in my family.
>
> Man o man springsonions that soundz painfull. I
> jus dropped a greazzy an smelly load in tha juffy
> lubez bathroom. One of tha custmorz in tha watin
> room propped the front door open wit a firez
> extinguisher. Itz a rainy day taday so that meanz
> all tha landscapin truckz full ov mexicanz will be
> commin in fo oil changez taday. That menz room
> will be gettin a workout taday!
That is not a walk in the park. Yes those happy Latinos are going to make a mess . A shame they can't crap in the woods.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Last night my dad brought home about 50 dollars
> > worth of food from red hot and blue. Now its
> red
> > hot and blowing out of my ass. I am staying
> home
> > from school now and my Dad called out sick from
> > work. The runs runs in my family.
>
> Man o man springsonions that soundz painfull. I
> jus dropped a greazzy an smelly load in tha juffy
> lubez bathroom. One of tha custmorz in tha watin
> room propped the front door open wit a firez
> extinguisher. Itz a rainy day taday so that meanz
> all tha landscapin truckz full ov mexicanz will be
> commin in fo oil changez taday. That menz room
> will be gettin a workout taday!
That is not a walk in the park. Yes those happy Latinos are going to make a mess . A shame they can't crap in the woods.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BowelsRestingInPiece
()
Date: May 11, 2017 01:04PM
Green Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5am guy is still sad. Very sad.
> >
> >
> > Mr brownonion wood not want want ya ta be sad
> 5am.
> > We got ta be strong. How iz yer bowelz?
>
>
> I've watched this board with interest as I'm a
> sixty something man with bowel problems. My
> plumbing stinks literally and figuratively.I must
> first thank Brown Onion, because now I will
> discuss my bowels.
>
> When I was younger, sure I had occasional
> constipation. Going to the drug store would help,
> laxatives did what they were supposed to.
>
> Now it's hard to expel bowel movements and Mr.
> Brown was right about them being very large in
> scale. I think a lot of it is age related, as I
> used to have regular ones and be regular. Now it's
> twice a week with occasional bleeding and a whole
> lot of pain. Do you all think age too?
Not likely age per se. Diet (eating high fiber quality foods like fresh veg and fruit); Hydration and Exercise will best determine your health overall and of course with your bowels.
How often do you exercise? For what duration at what intensity? How much fresh high fiber veg and fruit do you eat a day? How much processed foods esp meat and fatty foods? do you ever hold your movement when you have the urge (to evacuate at home rather than elsewhere?
B0's life was a cautionary tale. He ate poorly and never ever exercised at all may God rest his Brown soul.
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5am guy is still sad. Very sad.
> >
> >
> > Mr brownonion wood not want want ya ta be sad
> 5am.
> > We got ta be strong. How iz yer bowelz?
>
>
> I've watched this board with interest as I'm a
> sixty something man with bowel problems. My
> plumbing stinks literally and figuratively.I must
> first thank Brown Onion, because now I will
> discuss my bowels.
>
> When I was younger, sure I had occasional
> constipation. Going to the drug store would help,
> laxatives did what they were supposed to.
>
> Now it's hard to expel bowel movements and Mr.
> Brown was right about them being very large in
> scale. I think a lot of it is age related, as I
> used to have regular ones and be regular. Now it's
> twice a week with occasional bleeding and a whole
> lot of pain. Do you all think age too?
Not likely age per se. Diet (eating high fiber quality foods like fresh veg and fruit); Hydration and Exercise will best determine your health overall and of course with your bowels.
How often do you exercise? For what duration at what intensity? How much fresh high fiber veg and fruit do you eat a day? How much processed foods esp meat and fatty foods? do you ever hold your movement when you have the urge (to evacuate at home rather than elsewhere?
B0's life was a cautionary tale. He ate poorly and never ever exercised at all may God rest his Brown soul.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: May 11, 2017 01:57PM
Man o man tha contractor trucks haz been commin ta jiffy lube all day. I jus vaccumed out a plumbers trucks full ov dirty sewer line snakez. I know thoze guys makes big money but how doez they deal with poopie all day evry day?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: May 11, 2017 02:14PM
BowelsRestingInPiece Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5 am guy Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 5am guy is still sad. Very sad.
> > >
> > >
> > > Mr brownonion wood not want want ya ta be sad
> > 5am.
> > > We got ta be strong. How iz yer bowelz?
> >
> >
> > I've watched this board with interest as I'm a
> > sixty something man with bowel problems. My
> > plumbing stinks literally and figuratively.I
> must
> > first thank Brown Onion, because now I will
> > discuss my bowels.
> >
> > When I was younger, sure I had occasional
> > constipation. Going to the drug store would
> help,
> > laxatives did what they were supposed to.
> >
> > Now it's hard to expel bowel movements and Mr.
> > Brown was right about them being very large in
> > scale. I think a lot of it is age related, as I
> > used to have regular ones and be regular. Now
> it's
> > twice a week with occasional bleeding and a
> whole
> > lot of pain. Do you all think age too?
>
> Not likely age per se. Diet (eating high fiber
> quality foods like fresh veg and fruit); Hydration
> and Exercise will best determine your health
> overall and of course with your bowels.
>
> How often do you exercise? For what duration at
> what intensity? How much fresh high fiber veg and
> fruit do you eat a day? How much processed foods
> esp meat and fatty foods? do you ever hold your
> movement when you have the urge (to evacuate at
> home rather than elsewhere?
>
> B0's life was a cautionary tale. He ate poorly
> and never ever exercised at all may God rest his
> Brown soul.
Plenty of fiber a great diet and lots of walking and swimming. Last week at the rec center almost had to push it back in.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5 am guy Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 5am guy is still sad. Very sad.
> > >
> > >
> > > Mr brownonion wood not want want ya ta be sad
> > 5am.
> > > We got ta be strong. How iz yer bowelz?
> >
> >
> > I've watched this board with interest as I'm a
> > sixty something man with bowel problems. My
> > plumbing stinks literally and figuratively.I
> must
> > first thank Brown Onion, because now I will
> > discuss my bowels.
> >
> > When I was younger, sure I had occasional
> > constipation. Going to the drug store would
> help,
> > laxatives did what they were supposed to.
> >
> > Now it's hard to expel bowel movements and Mr.
> > Brown was right about them being very large in
> > scale. I think a lot of it is age related, as I
> > used to have regular ones and be regular. Now
> it's
> > twice a week with occasional bleeding and a
> whole
> > lot of pain. Do you all think age too?
>
> Not likely age per se. Diet (eating high fiber
> quality foods like fresh veg and fruit); Hydration
> and Exercise will best determine your health
> overall and of course with your bowels.
>
> How often do you exercise? For what duration at
> what intensity? How much fresh high fiber veg and
> fruit do you eat a day? How much processed foods
> esp meat and fatty foods? do you ever hold your
> movement when you have the urge (to evacuate at
> home rather than elsewhere?
>
> B0's life was a cautionary tale. He ate poorly
> and never ever exercised at all may God rest his
> Brown soul.
Plenty of fiber a great diet and lots of walking and swimming. Last week at the rec center almost had to push it back in.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: May 11, 2017 02:15PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Man o man tha contractor trucks haz been commin ta
> jiffy lube all day. I jus vaccumed out a plumbers
> trucks full ov dirty sewer line snakez. I know
> thoze guys makes big money but how doez they deal
> with poopie all day evry day?
Their jobs are shitty that's for sure.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Man o man tha contractor trucks haz been commin ta
> jiffy lube all day. I jus vaccumed out a plumbers
> trucks full ov dirty sewer line snakez. I know
> thoze guys makes big money but how doez they deal
> with poopie all day evry day?
Their jobs are shitty that's for sure.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: May 11, 2017 07:24PM
Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BowelsRestingInPiece Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 5 am guy Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > 5am guy is still sad. Very sad.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Mr brownonion wood not want want ya ta be
> sad
> > > 5am.
> > > > We got ta be strong. How iz yer bowelz?
> > >
> > >
> > > I've watched this board with interest as I'm
> a
> > > sixty something man with bowel problems. My
> > > plumbing stinks literally and figuratively.I
> > must
> > > first thank Brown Onion, because now I will
> > > discuss my bowels.
> > >
> > > When I was younger, sure I had occasional
> > > constipation. Going to the drug store would
> > help,
> > > laxatives did what they were supposed to.
> > >
> > > Now it's hard to expel bowel movements and
> Mr.
> > > Brown was right about them being very large
> in
> > > scale. I think a lot of it is age related, as
> I
> > > used to have regular ones and be regular. Now
> > it's
> > > twice a week with occasional bleeding and a
> > whole
> > > lot of pain. Do you all think age too?
> >
> > Not likely age per se. Diet (eating high fiber
> > quality foods like fresh veg and fruit);
> Hydration
> > and Exercise will best determine your health
> > overall and of course with your bowels.
> >
> > How often do you exercise? For what duration
> at
> > what intensity? How much fresh high fiber veg
> and
> > fruit do you eat a day? How much processed
> foods
> > esp meat and fatty foods? do you ever hold
> your
> > movement when you have the urge (to evacuate at
> > home rather than elsewhere?
> >
> > B0's life was a cautionary tale. He ate poorly
> > and never ever exercised at all may God rest
> his
> > Brown soul.
>
>
> Plenty of fiber a great diet and lots of walking
> and swimming. Last week at the rec center almost
> had to push it back in.
These write ups are proof of the depravity of society.
-------------------------------------------------------
> BowelsRestingInPiece Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 5 am guy Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > 5am guy is still sad. Very sad.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Mr brownonion wood not want want ya ta be
> sad
> > > 5am.
> > > > We got ta be strong. How iz yer bowelz?
> > >
> > >
> > > I've watched this board with interest as I'm
> a
> > > sixty something man with bowel problems. My
> > > plumbing stinks literally and figuratively.I
> > must
> > > first thank Brown Onion, because now I will
> > > discuss my bowels.
> > >
> > > When I was younger, sure I had occasional
> > > constipation. Going to the drug store would
> > help,
> > > laxatives did what they were supposed to.
> > >
> > > Now it's hard to expel bowel movements and
> Mr.
> > > Brown was right about them being very large
> in
> > > scale. I think a lot of it is age related, as
> I
> > > used to have regular ones and be regular. Now
> > it's
> > > twice a week with occasional bleeding and a
> > whole
> > > lot of pain. Do you all think age too?
> >
> > Not likely age per se. Diet (eating high fiber
> > quality foods like fresh veg and fruit);
> Hydration
> > and Exercise will best determine your health
> > overall and of course with your bowels.
> >
> > How often do you exercise? For what duration
> at
> > what intensity? How much fresh high fiber veg
> and
> > fruit do you eat a day? How much processed
> foods
> > esp meat and fatty foods? do you ever hold
> your
> > movement when you have the urge (to evacuate at
> > home rather than elsewhere?
> >
> > B0's life was a cautionary tale. He ate poorly
> > and never ever exercised at all may God rest
> his
> > Brown soul.
>
>
> Plenty of fiber a great diet and lots of walking
> and swimming. Last week at the rec center almost
> had to push it back in.
These write ups are proof of the depravity of society.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: May 12, 2017 04:54AM
Hello all 5am guy here again. 5am guy is working the graveyard shift alone again. 5am guy was pooping earlier and 5am guy took a break from the whale song and listened to the ballad of the wind fish at a fairly high volume. Anybody that plays Zelda knows the ballad of the wind fish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPd_NoCfl_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPd_NoCfl_s
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: May 12, 2017 08:29AM
5 am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello all 5am guy here again. 5am guy is working
> the graveyard shift alone again. 5am guy was
> pooping earlier and 5am guy took a break from the
> whale song and listened to the ballad of the wind
> fish at a fairly high volume. Anybody that plays
> Zelda knows the ballad of the wind fish.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPd_NoCfl_s
Soundz like you iz doin better 5am. That muzic is kinda wacky, maybe i will gives it a try nex time i drops a load.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello all 5am guy here again. 5am guy is working
> the graveyard shift alone again. 5am guy was
> pooping earlier and 5am guy took a break from the
> whale song and listened to the ballad of the wind
> fish at a fairly high volume. Anybody that plays
> Zelda knows the ballad of the wind fish.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPd_NoCfl_s
Soundz like you iz doin better 5am. That muzic is kinda wacky, maybe i will gives it a try nex time i drops a load.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: May 12, 2017 10:11AM
Why did I eat at Burger King for breakfast? My poor bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Green Onion
()
Date: May 12, 2017 02:55PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Why did I eat at Burger King for breakfast? My
> poor bowels.
Ouch. You are human but is there anything left down below decks?
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> Why did I eat at Burger King for breakfast? My
> poor bowels.
Ouch. You are human but is there anything left down below decks?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: May 12, 2017 04:56PM
Well, I see the long brown path leads on even though our great leader was tragically lost.
I am so pleased to see that the brown trodden continue to use this thread to commiserate over our digestive problems. Yesterday I had a slip up and crashed my colon with a end of school year get-together at the wood fired buffet here in Harrisonburg. Pulled pork and coleslaw is a delicious yet dangerous treat. My starfish is currently in distress but this too shall pass.
I would like to extend my best wishes and sympathy to the BiB's and I look forward to the continued interaction here.
I am so pleased to see that the brown trodden continue to use this thread to commiserate over our digestive problems. Yesterday I had a slip up and crashed my colon with a end of school year get-together at the wood fired buffet here in Harrisonburg. Pulled pork and coleslaw is a delicious yet dangerous treat. My starfish is currently in distress but this too shall pass.
I would like to extend my best wishes and sympathy to the BiB's and I look forward to the continued interaction here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: May 12, 2017 05:00PM
Green Onion Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why did I eat at Burger King for breakfast? My
> > poor bowels.
>
>
> Ouch. You are human but is there anything left
> down below decks?
Welcome to the forum green onion. Please keep us updated on your digestive developments. You are among friends here. Your concern for our friend diced onion is touching. God bless.
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why did I eat at Burger King for breakfast? My
> > poor bowels.
>
>
> Ouch. You are human but is there anything left
> down below decks?
Welcome to the forum green onion. Please keep us updated on your digestive developments. You are among friends here. Your concern for our friend diced onion is touching. God bless.