HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Off-Topic :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Pages: PreviousFirst...8182838485868788899091...LastNext
Current Page: 86 of 115
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Your sister is a whore ()
Date: February 08, 2017 02:56PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> sick fantasy b0. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A day with a "doctor" inserting his sausage
> > > fingers in my rectum, glad to be home. Feel
> > > violated.
> >
> > ...just another sick fantasy b0. Keep your
> sick
> > sister from jamming her digits up your ass to
> get
> > you off the couch.
>
> You are the sick dog. Let me guess Gerry anon dick
> or some third world savage.
> My sister Matilda is to be respected as are my
> bowels.

Your sister is a whore who has to put up with a scat freak as her brother. 'Doctors' fingers in your ass - please. More like hobo's fingers in your ass, then your mouth you sick fuck.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: February 09, 2017 01:42PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hey, where haz everyone gone?

Gee Red, I guess this thread has finally died out. It was a little crazy but it really did help me a year or so ago. Best of luck to all the regulars here!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: WTL7U ()
Date: February 09, 2017 02:16PM

maybe B0 had another heart attack and cannot post as 4 different names at the moment. Im sure we will hear from his 'sister' as soon as she gets his password again.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2017 08:05PM

The bitching isn't surprising as the superior bowel crowd reveals its true colors.

Brown for the crown!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: February 10, 2017 09:27AM

TGIF BiBs!

And welcome back, BO! Had the regulars here worried for a moment.

Here's to a #4#2 weekend for all!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 10, 2017 10:19AM

I iz glad to see thingz getting back to normal here on the bowelez thread. Last night I had me a huge number 3.5 an it clogged the toilet. I commenced to plunging an got splatter on tha shower curtin, wall and floor. I had ta clean it all up with pine sol and a sponge. My roomate went in there an I heard him yell "JESUS!". He said it smelled like a shit covered christmaz tree.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: February 10, 2017 11:24AM

Going home. The boss sent me home.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 10, 2017 03:51PM

I'm jus gettin off work an I see that tha subway sub shops are sellin footlongs for jus 6 dollars the whole month long. I think Ill git me a footlong turkey an cheeze on wheat bread with lots of veggies an dijon mustard. I think my bowelz can handle that fo dinner tonite with a coupla beerz. We will see.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 10, 2017 03:56PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Going home. The boss sent me home.


Splat, buddy I am worried about you. Have you tried adult diaperz? You dont wanna lose yer job so maybe you gonna have ta use extreme measures. There are some webstorez that will ship the diaperz to you in plain brown boxes so you dont have ta be embarrased buyin them at tha store. Good luck buddy.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 7pm guy ()
Date: February 10, 2017 07:09PM

Has anyone heard from my cousin? He goes by "5am guy." That asshole stole my picture to use as his own on a gay dating site. I need to talk to that faggot.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2017 07:45AM

I should not have eaten two frosties yesterday. A bad choice. My fault

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 11, 2017 08:03AM

That Subway footlong iz laying in my gut from las nite. If I can jus make it through work taday I will haz 2 dayz off to recover. Guys at work are talking about getting pizza hut for lunch taday, I told em ta count me out!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hard Wiper ()
Date: February 11, 2017 11:09AM

Does TP donations count as tithing ?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: February 11, 2017 11:12AM

Hi, Brown's sister here (again). Sorry to post under my brother's screen name but I have more unfortunate news - he is in the hospital again under the care of the doctors. This time he had a 'cardiac event' during an intimate encounter. Doctors say that it seemed that in the act of having his face held down in his own solid waste he failed to receive enough oxygen causing undue strain on his heart. After collapsing at the scene he was rushed to the hospital and received immediate life-saving treatment (and clean-up).

I wish I could say he is resting comfortably but that is not the case. We are having trouble getting pain meds administered as the doctors are concerned with his mental state. He is unsettled and insisting there is something wrong with 'starfish' somewhere and demanding midwives.

Anyway, part of his directive to physician(s) included a specific request that I come and post most up to date information on this forum.

Thank you for your time and support for my brother.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: cDkp9 ()
Date: February 11, 2017 11:19AM

jesus

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: February 11, 2017 04:48PM

Bunch of scat lovers. Serves him right!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2017 06:13PM

Brown 0nion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi, Brown's sister here (again). Sorry to post
> under my brother's screen name but I have more
> unfortunate news - he is in the hospital again
> under the care of the doctors. This time he had a
> 'cardiac event' during an intimate encounter.
> Doctors say that it seemed that in the act of
> having his face held down in his own solid waste
> he failed to receive enough oxygen causing undue
> strain on his heart. After collapsing at the
> scene he was rushed to the hospital and received
> immediate life-saving treatment (and clean-up).
>
> I wish I could say he is resting comfortably but
> that is not the case. We are having trouble
> getting pain meds administered as the doctors are
> concerned with his mental state. He is unsettled
> and insisting there is something wrong with
> 'starfish' somewhere and demanding midwives.
>
> Anyway, part of his directive to physician(s)
> included a specific request that I come and post
> most up to date information on this forum.
>
> Thank you for your time and support for my
> brother.


You ever have a twisted bowel asshole?

Look at the vitriol here from superior bowel bonfire of the vanity types.

The bad news is my bowels hurt.

The good news is by Monday I'll be running over illegals from the seven countries with my Buick.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 12, 2017 06:41AM

Hard Wiper Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Does TP donations count as tithing ?


Well, Hard I think it should, it certenaly iz tax deductible.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2017 10:09AM

I agree with red onion. Not sure about the spiritual aspects of ass paper, but my guess is it's the Christian thing to do. You are helping church members bowels. Will try to find appropriate scriptures.

Tired but home after a thick fingered doctor pulled out my thirty three feet of intestines and put what's of them back in and made sure they are aligned.

My bowels hurt badly.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 12, 2017 10:37AM

Got taday an tomorrow off but there iz no football ta watch. I cant stop thinkin about double whoppers, Damn I want a double whopper so bad. Maybe a double whopper an a medium fry woud go good with some ice kold beerz. I am weak!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: wear a snorkel ()
Date: February 12, 2017 11:02AM

Brown 0nion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi, Brown's sister here (again). Sorry to post
> under my brother's screen name but I have more
> unfortunate news - he is in the hospital again
> under the care of the doctors. This time he had a
> 'cardiac event' during an intimate encounter.
> Doctors say that it seemed that in the act of
> having his face held down in his own solid waste
> he failed to receive enough oxygen causing undue
> strain on his heart. After collapsing at the
> scene he was rushed to the hospital and received
> immediate life-saving treatment (and clean-up).
>
> I wish I could say he is resting comfortably but
> that is not the case. We are having trouble
> getting pain meds administered as the doctors are
> concerned with his mental state. He is unsettled
> and insisting there is something wrong with
> 'starfish' somewhere and demanding midwives.
>
> Anyway, part of his directive to physician(s)
> included a specific request that I come and post
> most up to date information on this forum.
>
> Thank you for your time and support for my
> brother.

wear a snorkel bro

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: February 12, 2017 07:10PM

These write ups are more proof of our nations morals failing.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Biff66 ()
Date: February 12, 2017 07:52PM

I got a fruit ninja and am experiencing what is best to be described as stomach cramping. Anyone out there have had this and how long does it take to stop?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: February 13, 2017 09:48AM

I'm not going in. The wind and my diarrhea are a bad mix. Better safe than sorry

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bowel-ku ()
Date: February 13, 2017 11:34AM

Wind advisory
Heed as a bowel warning
Sharting may ensue

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2017 11:57AM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'm not going in. The wind and my diarrhea are a
> bad mix. Better safe than sorry


Yeah we are opposite sides of the IBS spectrum, but we are united in brown.

I hope your bowels don't throw shit around like a giant fan.

Now off as what's left of my starfish is better. A good day to run over beaners and dot heads. Beaners never follow the crosswalk signs lit up, so you can use a point system in Bowling for Beaners.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 13, 2017 02:18PM

Man o man that double whopper i ate yesterday waz good. Now i iz gonna soam my fish an hope i can recover before work tommorow. I tries rel hard to stick to a sensible diet but every once in a while I got ta have me a whopper.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: February 13, 2017 07:16PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Man o man that double whopper i ate yesterday waz
> good. Now i iz gonna soam my fish an hope i can
> recover before work tommorow. I tries rel hard to
> stick to a sensible diet but every once in a while
> I got ta have me a whopper.


Go play with scat at BEH/Brown Onions house

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2017 04:37AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Man o man that double whopper i ate yesterday waz
> good. Now i iz gonna soam my fish an hope i can
> recover before work tommorow. I tries rel hard to
> stick to a sensible diet but every once in a while
> I got ta have me a whopper.


It's ok Red. Remember our bowels tell our brains what to eat.

Scientific fact. Hope your fish is okay !

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5 am guy ()
Date: February 14, 2017 05:01AM

Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been experimenting with scented candles in the restroom. 5am guy has discovered that the Feu de Bois/Wood Fire Scented Candle from Nordstrom puts out a pleasing odor which helps 5am guy poop. These candles are rather expensive but 5am guy only burns them an hour or two per night.
Attachments:
_6588628.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2017 05:47AM

5 am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been
> experimenting with scented candles in the
> restroom. 5am guy has discovered that the Feu de
> Bois/Wood Fire Scented Candle from Nordstrom puts
> out a pleasing odor which helps 5am guy poop.
> These candles are rather expensive but 5am guy
> only burns them an hour or two per night.


This is a good idea. The relaxation, the covering of foul aromas, and even though a fire, less likely for the fire department to respond for a gas leak as the sulfur in our emissions can trigger said response.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2017 08:02AM

Duck Donuts. Shaking my head.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 14, 2017 10:36AM

Man o man my fish haz seen better days. When the alarm went off this mornin a alarm went off inside my azz too. That one should have had one of those wide load signs on it. I iz workin now but i am walkin like John Wayne.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: February 15, 2017 07:59AM

Another day home. My boss paid me to stay home. I'm beyond embarrassed.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wait, TIME OUT ()
Date: February 15, 2017 08:35AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Man o man my fish haz seen better days. When the
> alarm went off this mornin a alarm went off inside
> my azz too. That one should have had one of those
> wide load signs on it. I iz workin now but i am
> walkin like John Wayne.


Come up with a better troll, you illiterate cuckspawn. Lame; not funny at all.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: February 15, 2017 10:10AM

Happy Dump Day BiBs! Hope everyone is doing as best they can today, especially BO since he hasn't been posting as frequently as he usually does.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 15, 2017 01:34PM

Free pizzas at work again taday. Not good.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 16, 2017 07:55AM

Deadly combo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy Dump Day BiBs! Hope everyone is doing as
> best they can today, especially BO since he hasn't
> been posting as frequently as he usually does.


Trying to deadly but plumbing has been an issue lately.

Whatever you do don't twist your bowels.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Biff66 ()
Date: February 16, 2017 09:52AM

Almond milk any opinions?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: February 16, 2017 10:28AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> Trying to deadly but plumbing has been an issue
> lately.
>
> Whatever you do don't twist your bowels.

Sounds painful, BO. Here's to having them un-twisted by the weekend.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: February 16, 2017 10:29AM

Biff66 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Almond milk any opinions?

Not one of the sufferers here, just a supporter. Same as 1% for me.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 16, 2017 12:38PM

I agree with Deadly. Almond milk, skim milk, or nut milk for our homosexual friends makes no difference.

Thank you Deadly. Can you picture a pretzel? If so that bad.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: February 16, 2017 02:00PM

My bowels are sore after a Hawaii pizza.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 16, 2017 02:33PM

A customer came in taday an he had a colostomy bag. I feels sorry for him in a way but he never haz to poop, jus empty hiz bag. Hiz car had a bad smell in it.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: February 16, 2017 04:26PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A customer came in taday an he had a colostomy
> bag. I feels sorry for him in a way but he never
> haz to poop, jus empty hiz bag. Hiz car had a bad
> smell in it.


User name Red Onion

In addition to grammatically incorrect write ups, I'd recommend after taking English 101, to see a board certified GI.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 17, 2017 06:03AM

Anon Doc. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A customer came in taday an he had a colostomy
> > bag. I feels sorry for him in a way but he
> never
> > haz to poop, jus empty hiz bag. Hiz car had a
> bad
> > smell in it.
>
>
> User name Red Onion
>
> In addition to grammatically incorrect write ups,
> I'd recommend after taking English 101, to see a
> board certified GI.


Arrogance of ass doctor!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poop Patrol ()
Date: February 17, 2017 10:37AM

The hard ones which you pass after breakfast. Why are they so odd shaped?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: February 17, 2017 03:54PM

Bitches

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 17, 2017 08:23PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A customer came in taday an he had a
> colostomy
> > > bag. I feels sorry for him in a way but he
> > never
> > > haz to poop, jus empty hiz bag. Hiz car had a
> > bad
> > > smell in it.
> >
> >
> > User name Red Onion
> >
> > In addition to grammatically incorrect write
> ups,
> > I'd recommend after taking English 101, to see
> a
> > board certified GI.
>
>
> Arrogance of ass doctor!


Thatz ok brownonion, that anondoc guy just don't know any better. I saw some guyz like him have things real bad in prison. He might learn some respect som day lol.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: February 18, 2017 01:52PM

"Something out my ass tonite"

by,
Jhonny Bravo





I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
Yes I feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord
Well if you told me you were drowning, I could not lend a hand
I've got to keep my ass right here my friend, I must stay on the can

Well I was there and I saw what my ass did, I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where my starfish has been
I need a pack of witch hazel wipes

And I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh Lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh Lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord

Well I remember, I remember, don't worry, how could I ever forget
It's the first time in a long time I have ever shit
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, oh no you don't fool me
Well the hurt doesn't show, but the ass pain still grows
It's no stranger to you and me

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 18, 2017 08:17PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anon Doc. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > A customer came in taday an he had a
> > colostomy
> > > > bag. I feels sorry for him in a way but he
> > > never
> > > > haz to poop, jus empty hiz bag. Hiz car had
> a
> > > bad
> > > > smell in it.
> > >
> > >
> > > User name Red Onion
> > >
> > > In addition to grammatically incorrect write
> > ups,
> > > I'd recommend after taking English 101, to
> see
> > a
> > > board certified GI.
> >
> >
> > Arrogance of ass doctor!
>
>
> Thatz ok brownonion, that anondoc guy just don't
> know any better. I saw some guyz like him have
> things real bad in prison. He might learn some
> respect som day lol.

He deserves sodomizing red, because that's all he does.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 18, 2017 08:18PM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> "Something out my ass tonite"
>
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
>
> I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh Lord
> And I've been waiting for this moment for all my
> life, oh Lord
> Yes I feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh Lord,
> oh Lord
> Well if you told me you were drowning, I could not
> lend a hand
> I've got to keep my ass right here my friend, I
> must stay on the can
>
> Well I was there and I saw what my ass did, I saw
> it with my own two eyes
> So you can wipe off that grin, I know where my
> starfish has been
> I need a pack of witch hazel wipes
>
> And I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh
> Lord
> Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my
> life, oh Lord
> I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh Lord
> Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my
> life, oh Lord, oh Lord
>
> Well I remember, I remember, don't worry, how
> could I ever forget
> It's the first time in a long time I have ever
> shit
> But I know the reason why you keep your silence
> up, oh no you don't fool me
> Well the hurt doesn't show, but the ass pain still
> grows
> It's no stranger to you and me


Brilliant mr Bravo!

My bowels and I appreciate this classic.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 19, 2017 03:45AM

Hi all ! 5am guy checking in earlier than usual tonight. 5am guy has noticed much less activity on the bowels forum lately. 5am guy was glad to see that john bravo is still posting song parodies though.
5am guy is thinking that this thread is dying off and 5am guy will miss it. In case some folks haven't noticed, 5am guy has less than perfect mental health. 5am guy's therapist says that 5am guy escaped into a world of computers and video games at a young age because of tragic events in 5am guys childhood. She says this is why 5am guy lives and works alone. 5am guys therapist encouraged 5am guy to date a woman but that turned out to be a very bad experience for 5am guy.
Anyway 5am guy would just like to say thank you to the other posters here, you guys really helped me. 5am guy wishes you all well.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 19, 2017 07:47AM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all ! 5am guy checking in earlier than usual
> tonight. 5am guy has noticed much less activity on
> the bowels forum lately. 5am guy was glad to see
> that john bravo is still posting song parodies
> though.
> 5am guy is thinking that this thread is dying off
> and 5am guy will miss it. In case some folks
> haven't noticed, 5am guy has less than perfect
> mental health. 5am guy's therapist says that 5am
> guy escaped into a world of computers and video
> games at a young age because of tragic events in
> 5am guys childhood. She says this is why 5am guy
> lives and works alone. 5am guys therapist
> encouraged 5am guy to date a woman but that turned
> out to be a very bad experience for 5am guy.
> Anyway 5am guy would just like to say thank you to
> the other posters here, you guys really helped me.
> 5am guy wishes you all well.

Wishing you well 5 am.

Its still an active place, and your bowels are not forgotten.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 19, 2017 07:54AM

Howdy brown guys!

Warm weather is expected taday an my bowelz feel fine. Me and a nice lady an her kid are leaving soon for a trip ta skyline drive. We are packin a lunch an goin on a 3 mile hike. Have a great day everyone!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: February 19, 2017 01:01PM

Hi there bib's

We sure are having wonderful weather for this time of year. Down here in Harrisonburg the JMU kids have corn hole tournaments going everywhere! Thinking about corn hole got me thinking about FYBDW.
The students with IBS are still having their weekly support meetings at the east campus library. I still wish I could join them but they would probably be uncomfortable talking to a 50 something old man like me about bowels.
Mrs Dive and I walked half the campus this morning and had big salads for lunch. Here's to happy brown trails to all the bib's!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 19, 2017 03:05PM

Oh my I am listening to the music of Liberace. His bowels were plundered.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: tubgirl ()
Date: February 19, 2017 03:20PM

FAP away freaks

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 19, 2017 08:34PM

tubgirl Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> FAP away
> freaks


You are sick fuck.

How are your bowels?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: February 20, 2017 12:07PM

Glad to have today off!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: gasman ()
Date: February 20, 2017 01:24PM

This forum is very strange but seems like there are some true sufferers here.

In my case I was diagnosed with colon cancer at age 47 after blood came out of my ass on a Thursday night. They pulled my bowels out of me and cut out a roughly 2 foot section where all the cancer was then put me back together then put my bowels back in. That was 4 years ago and I am so far cancer free! I now have a serious gas problem and it sucks. I can take OTC gas pills like gas-x and it helps but if I use too many of those pills I get constipated. This problem actually caused me to lose my job.
When I go to the doctor about it he tells me to change my diet and that helped some. The G.I. doctor actually told me to stop complaining about the gas and that I should be thanking him everyday for saving my life instead of complaining about gas.
The gas pains actually can bring me to my knees and I have had to pull my car to the side of the road many times because of the intense pain that I sometimes endure. I was a high school teacher but now am a underground utility locator because I can work in the outdoors and fart freely. People actually think this is funny but I often consider suicide as my only hope for relief.

Thanks for listening, it helps.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: February 20, 2017 04:46PM

gasman Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This forum is very strange but seems like there
> are some true sufferers here.
>
> In my case I was diagnosed with colon cancer at
> age 47 after blood came out of my ass on a
> Thursday night. They pulled my bowels out of me
> and cut out a roughly 2 foot section where all the
> cancer was then put me back together then put my
> bowels back in. That was 4 years ago and I am so
> far cancer free! I now have a serious gas problem
> and it sucks. I can take OTC gas pills like gas-x
> and it helps but if I use too many of those pills
> I get constipated. This problem actually caused me
> to lose my job.
> When I go to the doctor about it he tells me to
> change my diet and that helped some. The G.I.
> doctor actually told me to stop complaining about
> the gas and that I should be thanking him everyday
> for saving my life instead of complaining about
> gas.
> The gas pains actually can bring me to my knees
> and I have had to pull my car to the side of the
> road many times because of the intense pain that I
> sometimes endure. I was a high school teacher but
> now am a underground utility locator because I can
> work in the outdoors and fart freely. People
> actually think this is funny but I often consider
> suicide as my only hope for relief.
>
> Thanks for listening, it helps.

Yes go to the scat party at Brown Onion and BEHs house. Free shit

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BS about cancer ()
Date: February 20, 2017 06:09PM

Imy4 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> gasman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This forum is very strange but seems like there
> > are some true sufferers here.
> >
> > In my case I was diagnosed with colon cancer at
> > age 47 after blood came out of my ass on a
> > Thursday night. They pulled my bowels out of me
> > and cut out a roughly 2 foot section where all
> the
> > cancer was then put me back together then put
> my
> > bowels back in. That was 4 years ago and I am
> so
> > far cancer free! I now have a serious gas
> problem
> > and it sucks. I can take OTC gas pills like
> gas-x
> > and it helps but if I use too many of those
> pills
> > I get constipated. This problem actually caused
> me
> > to lose my job.
> > When I go to the doctor about it he tells me to
> > change my diet and that helped some. The G.I.
> > doctor actually told me to stop complaining
> about
> > the gas and that I should be thanking him
> everyday
> > for saving my life instead of complaining about
> > gas.
> > The gas pains actually can bring me to my knees
> > and I have had to pull my car to the side of
> the
> > road many times because of the intense pain that
> I
> > sometimes endure. I was a high school teacher
> but
> > now am a underground utility locator because I
> can
> > work in the outdoors and fart freely. People
> > actually think this is funny but I often
> consider
> > suicide as my only hope for relief.
> >
> > Thanks for listening, it helps.
>
> Yes go to the scat party at Brown Onion and BEHs
> house. Free shit

agreed - posting phony BS about cancer so you can say you lost a job due to farting is both sad and pathetic. Go shit youself and jerkoff or whatever you people do but dont post such worthless bs here.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 20, 2017 07:29PM

gasman Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This forum is very strange but seems like there
> are some true sufferers here.
>
> In my case I was diagnosed with colon cancer at
> age 47 after blood came out of my ass on a
> Thursday night. They pulled my bowels out of me
> and cut out a roughly 2 foot section where all the
> cancer was then put me back together then put my
> bowels back in. That was 4 years ago and I am so
> far cancer free! I now have a serious gas problem
> and it sucks. I can take OTC gas pills like gas-x
> and it helps but if I use too many of those pills
> I get constipated. This problem actually caused me
> to lose my job.
> When I go to the doctor about it he tells me to
> change my diet and that helped some. The G.I.
> doctor actually told me to stop complaining about
> the gas and that I should be thanking him everyday
> for saving my life instead of complaining about
> gas.
> The gas pains actually can bring me to my knees
> and I have had to pull my car to the side of the
> road many times because of the intense pain that I
> sometimes endure. I was a high school teacher but
> now am a underground utility locator because I can
> work in the outdoors and fart freely. People
> actually think this is funny but I often consider
> suicide as my only hope for relief.
>
> Thanks for listening, it helps.


My heart and bowels to you. And sorry the superior bowel judgmental assholes got here before the brothers in bowel or even a bowel buddy could get here.

Don't let them give you shit. First off congrats on being cancer free. Sadly ass doctors personalities or hearts are lacking.

I'll ask my sister Matilda what she does for her gas, as it literally causes flies to drop from the ceilings.

Today I dropped a monster which caused considerable colon distress. My bowels while sore, didn't prevent me from spending today running over Jay walking wetbacks, so something worthwhile was done.

While I love president Trump, my hope is he doesn't deport all of the third world savages, as car bowling is an enjoyable pass time.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:45AM

I ate an entire Entermans cheese danish this morning. Why do I do this to my bowels everyday?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Biff66 ()
Date: February 21, 2017 08:46AM

Yeah I don't eat that at least not all at once. But I make mistakes often. A lot of foods should be avoided but they taste so good. Makes them hard to say no to.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 21, 2017 09:36AM

Diced and Biff,

I keep shit real. My shit is correct despite my bowel woes.

Fact, our bowels the 33 feet of internal plumbing each of us carries, overrides our brains in food matters.

Hence the expression shit for brains. It's no joke.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fe5hY ()
Date: February 21, 2017 11:00AM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> "Something out my ass tonite"
>
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
>
> I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh Lord
> And I've been waiting for this moment for all my
> life, oh Lord
> Yes I feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh Lord,
> oh Lord
> Well if you told me you were drowning, I could not
> lend a hand
> I've got to keep my ass right here my friend, I
> must stay on the can
>
> Well I was there and I saw what my ass did, I saw
> it with my own two eyes
> So you can wipe off that grin, I know where my
> starfish has been
> I need a pack of witch hazel wipes
>
> And I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh
> Lord
> Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my
> life, oh Lord
> I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh Lord
> Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my
> life, oh Lord, oh Lord
>
> Well I remember, I remember, don't worry, how
> could I ever forget
> It's the first time in a long time I have ever
> shit
> But I know the reason why you keep your silence
> up, oh no you don't fool me
> Well the hurt doesn't show, but the ass pain still
> grows
> It's no stranger to you and me

Did a fucking 8 year old write this? How stupid.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 21, 2017 11:07AM

Fe5hY Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> jhonny bravo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Something out my ass tonite"
> >
> > by,
> > Jhonny Bravo
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh
> Lord
> > And I've been waiting for this moment for all
> my
> > life, oh Lord
> > Yes I feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh
> Lord,
> > oh Lord
> > Well if you told me you were drowning, I could
> not
> > lend a hand
> > I've got to keep my ass right here my friend, I
> > must stay on the can
> >
> > Well I was there and I saw what my ass did, I
> saw
> > it with my own two eyes
> > So you can wipe off that grin, I know where my
> > starfish has been
> > I need a pack of witch hazel wipes
> >
> > And I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh
> > Lord
> > Well I've been waiting for this moment for all
> my
> > life, oh Lord
> > I can feel it coming out my ass tonight, oh
> Lord
> > Well I've been waiting for this moment for all
> my
> > life, oh Lord, oh Lord
> >
> > Well I remember, I remember, don't worry, how
> > could I ever forget
> > It's the first time in a long time I have ever
> > shit
> > But I know the reason why you keep your silence
> > up, oh no you don't fool me
> > Well the hurt doesn't show, but the ass pain
> still
> > grows
> > It's no stranger to you and me
>
> Did a fucking 8 year old write this? How stupid.

Mr Bravo's shit is appreciated asshole.

How are your bowels?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 21, 2017 12:19PM

My bowelz and I are enjoying the warm weather taday. I have to clean the restrooms taday because the guy who doez it is off. The morning cleanin waz eazy but we will see how they are this afternoon.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: February 21, 2017 12:58PM

User name Red Onion,

Bowels is spelled with an "s" at the end FYI.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 21, 2017 01:48PM

Anon Doc. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> User name Red Onion,
>
> Bowels is spelled with an "s" at the end FYI.

How's the cure for incontinence coming along Doc? You are a jerk.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:40PM

Anon Doc. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> User name Red Onion,
>
> Bowels is spelled with an "s" at the end FYI.


Thank you annondoc. I am not a well educated man.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 22, 2017 08:31AM

Forget Anon Dick and his "doctors " red onion.

His arrogance,his thick sticky stinky fingers with brown bills, know no limits.

He sodomizes us and its science. Plus he drives a Jaguar with shit on the steering wheel.

Basically he's a asshole with no conscience.

Now to drop off some more third world savages in the groan throne pool. Midwives!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: February 22, 2017 11:15AM

Happy dump day BiBs!

Coffee worked like a charm again this morning.
Hope all of you have a serene day on the throne!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 22, 2017 11:18AM

I don't read this thread, so this may have already been discussed...


Shamrock Shakes from McDonald's. What goes in bright green comes out bright green.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 22, 2017 12:12PM

Deadly combo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy dump day BiBs!
>
> Coffee worked like a charm again this morning.
> Hope all of you have a serene day on the throne!


What brand do you consume for such best bowels practices dive?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 22, 2017 12:13PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I don't read this thread, so this may have already
> been discussed...
>
>
> Shamrock Shakes from McDonald's. What goes in
> bright green comes out bright green.


Eesh that's incredible. Does it do anything to the aromas or perhaps add a bit of Irish luck to the starfish?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: I do surgical scrub ()
Date: February 22, 2017 03:35PM

I wake up at night scratching the hell out of my starfish - now its sore. WTF? Anyone else have starfish itching? Seems worse when I eat processed foods. If I go organic greens and no flour or starchy shit foods my fish quiets down.

I do surgical scrub in the morning because Im guessing I have half the skin from my brown star under my finger nails. Also, been having the peanut butter shits where it takes me 5 min of digging to clean my rectum. like clowns coming out of a car the wiping just goes on and on and on until finally clean after 10 yards of premium TP

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 22, 2017 04:38PM

Man o man my starfish haz been percolatin for two hours an now I got to work late becauze one of the late shift guyz got fired cauz hiz green card expired. I do need the xtra money but damn I was lookin forward to my home groan throne. I guess I will have ta drop a load in the public restroom an its gonna be bad for others to breathe.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 22, 2017 05:31PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Man o man my starfish haz been percolatin for two
> hours an now I got to work late becauze one of the
> late shift guyz got fired cauz hiz green card
> expired. I do need the xtra money but damn I was
> lookin forward to my home groan throne. I guess I
> will have ta drop a load in the public restroom an
> its gonna be bad for others to breathe.


Yeah its probably another illegal, who's probably drawing government money for eating pineapples and iguanas.

Please tell me you aren't the low man on the bowel board again.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 23, 2017 04:57AM

What do my bowels have in common with a West Virginia goat's bowels?

They hurt.

Last night I had to grip the railings, my feet tearing into the tiles, sweat out of every pour, as I dropped what best be described as a leviathan shit.

What's left of my starfish through the ol rectal mirror doesn't look promising. The word Aleppo comes to mind, although on a plus note no third world savage refugees. Their ship got sunk with one flush.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: chocchipscone ()
Date: February 23, 2017 09:08AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What do my bowels have in common with a West
> Virginia goat's bowels?
>
> They hurt.
>
> Last night I had to grip the railings, my feet
> tearing into the tiles, sweat out of every pour,
> as I dropped what best be described as a leviathan
> shit.
>
> What's left of my starfish through the ol rectal
> mirror doesn't look promising. The word Aleppo
> comes to mind, although on a plus note no third
> world savage refugees. Their ship got sunk with
> one flush.

refugees are innocent men women and children escaping unspeakable misery at the hands of monsters like Assad. I suspect you bowels will continue to pain you based on your spiritual blackness. Hopefully you will live out the rest of your days in pain wondering why its all happening. For this small justice I am glad.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: February 23, 2017 09:18AM

Brown is allowed his freedom of speech.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: scratching ()
Date: February 23, 2017 02:04PM

I do surgical scrub Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wake up at night scratching the hell out of my
> starfish - now its sore. WTF? Anyone else have
> starfish itching? Seems worse when I eat
> processed foods. If I go organic greens and no
> flour or starchy shit foods my fish quiets down.
>
> I do surgical scrub in the morning because Im
> guessing I have half the skin from my brown star
> under my finger nails. Also, been having the
> peanut butter shits where it takes me 5 min of
> digging to clean my rectum. like clowns coming
> out of a car the wiping just goes on and on and on
> until finally clean after 10 yards of premium TP

No advise? Fuck you all. No BIBs here.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: February 24, 2017 10:36AM

Why Anita's? Why do I do this to my bowels?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: February 24, 2017 11:06AM

Currently have no joke a roll of towels up my butt to stop this stinky flood watery mess. I don't know how to leave my desk and all that will happen is embarrassing.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 24, 2017 01:31PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Currently have no joke a roll of towels up my butt
> to stop this stinky flood watery mess. I don't
> know how to leave my desk and all that will happen
> is embarrassing.


Not sure if that's safe as your bowels are vulnerable for sepsis I believe Splatter.

Going to get midwives over here as this ones going to be a Clinton/Moreno mix.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 24, 2017 03:19PM

My sister Matilda literally shredded my dress belt with her incisors.

She also has bowel problems, but I'd like to have a belt for my plaid trousers.

Anyhow her bowels and my bowels have cleared out for the day.

The midwives this time we're very professional.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: pig waste ponds ()
Date: February 24, 2017 03:45PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My sister Matilda literally shredded my dress belt
> with her incisors.
>
> She also has bowel problems, but I'd like to have
> a belt for my plaid trousers.
>
> Anyhow her bowels and my bowels have cleared out
> for the day.
>
> The midwives this time we're very professional.

you 2 seem to share a special relationship, belts, bowels posting while you recover from your shitty heart (adding to all our expenses). Why not consummate your sibling bond with a double suicide by jumping in one of those pig waste ponds in South Carolina?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 24, 2017 04:16PM

pig waste ponds Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My sister Matilda literally shredded my dress
> belt
> > with her incisors.
> >
> > She also has bowel problems, but I'd like to
> have
> > a belt for my plaid trousers.
> >
> > Anyhow her bowels and my bowels have cleared
> out
> > for the day.
> >
> > The midwives this time we're very professional.
>
> you 2 seem to share a special relationship, belts,
> bowels posting while you recover from your shitty
> heart (adding to all our expenses). Why not
> consummate your sibling bond with a double suicide
> by jumping in one of those pig waste ponds in
> South Carolina?


You are very judgmental.

Have you had to help your sister defecate by holding her hand while on the groan throne, or coach her with love as she had to contend with a poor Bristol Stool Guide result?

I'm sorry you are upset, but now with a recovering starfish, maybe its time to run over the few El Salvadorians still here prior to ICE collecting them.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5 am guy ()
Date: February 25, 2017 04:21AM

5 am guy is taking dumps with whale music. 5 am guy does not like to share bathroom with others. 5 am guy wants more privacy. 5 am guy is trying to go right now.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Concerned BIB ()
Date: February 25, 2017 04:55AM

5 am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy is taking dumps with whale music. 5 am
> guy does not like to share bathroom with others. 5
> am guy wants more privacy. 5 am guy is trying to
> go right now.


Did you ever recover from the big black guy fucking you up the ass that you mentioned in the earlier post?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: February 25, 2017 06:39AM

The boss told me ta sleep in taday an get to work a few hours late ta make up for all tha overtime I worked thiz week. My roommate iz fryin sausage an makin French toast but I better not have any of that delish-ishness or I will be sorry if I do. Itz gonna be oatmeal an dole fruit cup fo breakfast again.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 25, 2017 02:30PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The boss told me ta sleep in taday an get to work
> a few hours late ta make up for all tha overtime I
> worked thiz week. My roommate iz fryin sausage an
> makin French toast but I better not have any of
> that delish-ishness or I will be sorry if I do.
> Itz gonna be oatmeal an dole fruit cup fo
> breakfast again.


Yes red onion. The temptation with such foods is not an easy one but WWBD?

Our bowels give us an instant form of karma. Eat something bland and the fish might twitch. The bad foods are Hiroshima.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 25, 2017 03:26PM

It's early but I'm sweating about my anal doctor appointment on Monday.

Anyone have extra sedatives?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: February 25, 2017 04:22PM

Hi bib's!
I've been getting caught up on the thread sounds like lots of folks are still struggling with their 33 feet. I will say a little prayer for everybody. Good luck with your appointment on Monday Brown Onion.
We all know what we should be eating but it is just human nature to eat some really delicious food even when we know it is a weapon of ass destruction.
Yesterday I left my wallet at home and skipped lunch because I didn't feel like asking anyone for a loan. I was halfway home when I remembered that Mrs Dive always keeps some cash stashed in the glovebox for just such an emergency. I pulled into a parking lot and found two twenties tucked into the owner's manual. Sadly, the parking lot I was stopped at was Wendy's and I was starving. A double with cheese and a diet coke I said to myself, when they asked "do you want fries with that?" I said "Hell yeah!". Not good, not good at all.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 25, 2017 06:22PM

dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi bib's!
> I've been getting caught up on the thread sounds
> like lots of folks are still struggling with their
> 33 feet. I will say a little prayer for everybody.
> Good luck with your appointment on Monday Brown
> Onion.
> We all know what we should be eating but it is
> just human nature to eat some really delicious
> food even when we know it is a weapon of ass
> destruction.
> Yesterday I left my wallet at home and skipped
> lunch because I didn't feel like asking anyone for
> a loan. I was halfway home when I remembered that
> Mrs Dive always keeps some cash stashed in the
> glovebox for just such an emergency. I pulled into
> a parking lot and found two twenties tucked into
> the owner's manual. Sadly, the parking lot I was
> stopped at was Wendy's and I was starving. A
> double with cheese and a diet coke I said to
> myself, when they asked "do you want fries with
> that?" I said "Hell yeah!". Not good, not good at
> all.

Ok for marital bliss, did you put the money back in full , as I believe your deposit will be incriminating evidence.

I will pray for all feet of your internal plumbing.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: February 25, 2017 09:26PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi bib's!
> > I've been getting caught up on the thread
> sounds
> > like lots of folks are still struggling with
> their
> > 33 feet. I will say a little prayer for
> everybody.
> > Good luck with your appointment on Monday Brown
> > Onion.
> > We all know what we should be eating but it is
> > just human nature to eat some really delicious
> > food even when we know it is a weapon of ass
> > destruction.
> > Yesterday I left my wallet at home and skipped
> > lunch because I didn't feel like asking anyone
> for
> > a loan. I was halfway home when I remembered
> that
> > Mrs Dive always keeps some cash stashed in the
> > glovebox for just such an emergency. I pulled
> into
> > a parking lot and found two twenties tucked
> into
> > the owner's manual. Sadly, the parking lot I
> was
> > stopped at was Wendy's and I was starving. A
> > double with cheese and a diet coke I said to
> > myself, when they asked "do you want fries with
> > that?" I said "Hell yeah!". Not good, not good
> at
> > all.
>
> Ok for marital bliss, did you put the money back
> in full , as I believe your deposit will be
> incriminating evidence.
>
> I will pray for all feet of your internal
> plumbing.


You know, Brown I just threw myself on the mercy of Mrs Dive. I confessed to using the emergency money for self inflicted digestive destruction. Mrs dive just gave out a big sigh and started putting the old , worn out towels around the base of my groan throne. I am lucky to have her.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Joke Insurance ()
Date: February 25, 2017 11:38PM

Sushi from George Mason University.

Options: ReplyQuote
Pages: PreviousFirst...8182838485868788899091...LastNext
Current Page: 86 of 115


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 **        ********   ******   **        **     ** 
 **        **        **    **  **         **   **  
 **        **        **        **          ** **   
 **        ******    **        **           ***    
 **        **        **        **          ** **   
 **        **        **    **  **         **   **  
 ********  **         ******   ********  **     ** 
This forum powered by Phorum.