Usually I am honored to be called an asshole by someone such as yourself, but I think I should be offended at being mistaken for the Meeper, and he for me as well. I would never accept being mistaken for someone who would accept being mistaken for me, nor for anyone who is not an asshole being mistaken for one who is, or vice versa, nor would I accept being mistaken for an honest taxpaying immigr
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When I need work done on my house, I make sure to hire only illegal hispanic immigrants. They are cheaper, and they work their asses off. They even appreciate it when I tip them. If they don't pay taxes, all the more I save. White people like myself, especially rednecks, are stupid and lazy. We always manage to all get sick on the same day, usually when there's a NASCAR race on. We loves our NAS
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Uhaul is a franchise business, I think. Some of them are better than others.
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graymoose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > :WTF were they thinking when they drew up plans > for the new Long & Foster building at 28 & > Willard? That place looks like a cross between a > prison and a hospital for the criminally insane. > And why is it so freaking ginormous? Is L & F > making *that* much money? Just in time for the &g
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Because the douchebags who tell you how to treat your dog are also qualified to tell you you're qualified to be a parent, right?
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I once drove a U-haul truck from Philly to NoVA. What a POS. I had to stop at every rest stop along the way and pour water into the radiator to keep it topped off so it wouldn't overheat. The steering wheel was so loose I thought I would wind up in a ditch.
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This is the best thing about Obama winning, Vince. Because now more Americans will be buying guns. Just for you. The more you squawk like a chicken about the evil of guns, the more the rest of us realize we had better stock up.
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yeahhhh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > then you can say the same about african > americans??same about hollicost?? same about pearl > harbor incident: japanese??? just because a few > are wrong doesnt mean all are wrong.. We all got it comin' kid.
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Just when I think I've seen the funniest thread on FU...something like this comes along to brighten my day. It doesn't get any funnier than this. Especially that first reply by "Loser Personified", holy crap that was funny.
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Drudge started off as a foil for the MSM, but he quickly fell into the same trap as Limbaugh and all the rest: being a shill for the Rethuglicans. I miss the days when he was slamming Slick Willie and forcing the MSM to follow his lead. Now he just looks stupid.
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The reason for paragraph B:
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Wow, take a pill, dude. All you have to do is (read carefully): don't buy his CD or download his songs, and change the station if he comes on the radio. That is all you have to do to avoid Joe the Country Singer. Also, go into the bathroom and rub one out tonight. You need to get better sleep.
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Well, I'm old enough to remember the 1980 Phils winning the WS. I can't believe that was 28 years ago. At that rate I'll be a pretty old man before they win again. All through the 80s I watched the Flyers have great seasons only to get bested by Gretsky's Oilers over and over again in the Cup finals, and of course the Eagles, well now, do we even need to go there? Bask in the moment, Meeper and
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YES!!!
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Stand out in the road like Jimmy from South Park and say, "You shall not paaa....You shall not paaaa....."
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20% is good. It may sound steep, but if you ever order another pizza from this guy and he knows you tip well, he may make an extra effort to get to your house quickly. Also, decreases the chances he will season your food with any bodily fluids, which is always a plus.
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You expect answers here? BWA HA HA! Fairfax loves me.
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Yes, it's just like a muffler. Here's the manual on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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Leave the gun.
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Alcohol has no sporting purpose.
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>The Air Florida crash. I remember how cold the day was and the wet, freezing >snow. Those poor souls in the river. And the truly awful TV movie that followed: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087272/
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Trains are expensive, but yuppies like them and won't tolerate buses, even though buses go more places and the road to carry them is already built and in use. I prefer trains, but I can get on a Fairfax Connector bus a hundred yards from my house and go anywhere. You just gotta have PATIENCE since it stops everywhere, but at least it's way cheaper than the Metro trains.
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Looks like a rejected 1970s Amtrack paint job.
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Vince, I bought a gallon of gasoline today, poured it out on the sidewalk, and burned it for fun. Just for you. My money, my gas.
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You need to get your speedometer fixed, but if you can't tell the difference between 85 and 55 just by looking out the window, you need to go see a doctor before driving again.
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Why is Alias so concerned with Meeper's dick?
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When all else fails, you could always cut your head off...
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Glad to see the federales are keping us safe from Baseball Crime.
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TheMeeper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's funny to look > back and see how Cary posts a useful thread and > within moments it turns into a discussion about > posting in pink and then devolves into people just > bashing each other for no real reason. It's what keeps me coming back. On some other forums I sometimes wanted a "flamewar" thread whe
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