6 down, 40.8 million to go.
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Linda Carter's dildo.
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Larry Vickers
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Fuck yourself to death if you're gonna do it though.
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"Intelligence sharing" That makes as much sense as two monkeys fucking a football bat.
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The Gate Keeper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://www.facebook.com/Chris.Skeletor.Bohn#!/Chri > s.Skeletor.Bohn > > > Next time dont ley people trained handle the > firearm junior!! lol his FB "Activities" list "shooting pool". At first glance I thought I read shooting people.
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Nice to know some people actually respect our flag.
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You should dress up like sponge bob and kick his ass for poor sportsmanship.
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My what whiney bitches are still hanging around here. If there were a way to make it a 21 and older crowd on this forum it would cut out 1/4 of the drama. Another 1/2 should be euthanised.
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I'm still laughing about the goat mounting the Muslim as he prays to Allah.
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Warhawk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have you ever thought about who might have been > the first person to see an animal crawl out of the > ocean or see in a forest and think...I'm going to > fucking eat that. And then who figured out that > it should be cooked first? I often wondered who ate the first pussy. What time period did this occur a
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Once a weeks I spray the bottoms of my Tevas with Tilex and let them soak for a couple of minutes then rinse with hot water and air dry. It works great. Use the Tilex that chokes the shit out of you upon shower tub applications, not the sissy soap scum remover. I tried this a couple of years ago while rinsing my sandals off in the shower. I looked up and saw the Tilex and said what the hell.
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Did he fall into a tacklebox?
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They haven't had chance to beat any hippies like their father's did back in the day. Admit it, a little something in each of us would like to jump in the middle of a patchouli oil smelling crowd of long haired communists while sporting a riot shield and baton and beat the crap out of them.
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wonderinginthenight2 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Im not talking about places like "Hooters". But > just run of the mill average restaurants (except > fast food). I was just wondering if most > waiters/waitresses are hired based on mostly > appearance. Im not sure why that is. Also, it > seems most are usually young and under 40. Is this >
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Zombie!
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Why go for an old women when you could strap C4 to your ass, take out some "infidels" and get 72 virgins?
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What are some awesome things you've made from shit > laying around your house? I once fixed a broken distributor pin that sheared off with a stainless steel screw. I'm pretty handy with on the spot gunsmithing too when shit happens. I've taken an old car battery and drained the diluted sulfuric battery acid, the
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I heard a guy tell a pastor that if it "wasn't his time" he could run around in I-95 during rush hour and that God wouldn't take him. The pastor said that if he was dumb enough to run around in rush hour traffic that his time had come. Don't play with rattlesnakes.
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Raheem, you should see if you can get an interview with Alex Jones this week and post some of that footage. He'll be leading an Occupy protest at the Bilderberg Group conference at Westfields Marriot in Chantilly.
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Is it alive?
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Gut u like a pig boy.....is what the rednex say.
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Jesus, glad I didn't try that shit. I would have eaten all you motherfuckers by now.
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I'm sure they probably threw him. Texas cops dont fuck around.
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Rough Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > itchy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > This reminds me of an old saying: "If you mess > > around with shit, you get shit on you". Of > coarse > > my grandfather's context was referring to the > type > > of people one associates with. > > &g
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This reminds me of an old saying: "If you mess around with shit, you get shit on you". Of coarse my grandfather's context was referring to the type of people one associates with.
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^ sounds like he took the easy way out of a well deserved blanket party.
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Or maybe some vagrant scavaging the wreckage found the phone and decided to fuck with the contacts in his list.
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A Russian-based internet security firm says a powerful computer virus with unprecedented data-snatching capabilities has attacked machines in Iran and elsewhere in the Middle East. Iran has not disclosed any damage done by the new spyware virus,dubbed "Flame." Its origin has not been identified,but Israel's vice premier fueled speculation that his country, known for its technological innovation
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Stick with the old or former Alias response. Its much more direct and to the point. And not to mention hot.
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