Home Improvement and Bob Villa Wrote: ----------------------- > Who wears flannel shirts anymore? Fat white boys who date Nigappino girls apparently.
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That is some funny shit.
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Horse head in the bed makes a good statement and usually expedites payment. It works for me around collection time. I'd use a camel's head if your friend is Middle Eastern.
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496 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > She loves teh black cock It's okay after you get past the used part.
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I got one of these for my girlfriend for about $50. I wouldn't do much hitting with it but the 950k volts at .02 amps hurts like a bitch. It's great to torment her cats with though as they run into walls when I fire it up.
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Numbers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bnju That must be some really bad shit that you're on.
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I wonder if he was wearing a hoodie.
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eesh had to go and ruin it with a shot of his waxed ass.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It was a firefighter shooting a black kid. Damnit
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Hopefully it was a black man shooting a white kid this time so that the media wont be headlining this story over the next year.
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Ha, and now you can't buy a gun for an indefinite amount of time. Dumbass.
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You want a nation with no guns, move to Mexico. See how fun that is for you.
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Now that is some funny shit.
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And we wonder why the rest of the world hates us. If I was on that train a suicide bomber would be a welcome sight.
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Some like it hot some like it cold, some like them in the ground 9 days old.
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Where in the hell do you find this shit? I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
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The way she types I bet she'd give one hell of a handjob.
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A shame that eesh didn't off her on their outing. I'm not saying that it would be socially acceptable or "right", but I would certainly understand.
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Gerry Connolly Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It means you look like a liberal politician. +1
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Not really but if he did who's mom would it be first?
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Missed an Important Plot Turn... Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Obviously, I've missed the part where lizzie and > eesh went from being buddies to being enemies > again. Well, you know what they say. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
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I like the hot for teacher look on the right. If that's a guy I'm confused.
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You're not making money until you're selling arms to both sides of a conflict.
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The Green Berets wouldn't go in to Utah. They'd train monkeys to go in and kill all of the haters.
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could you? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If it was a severe emergency could you use this > shitter? Any port in a storm I suppose. I think I > would rather crap my pants. If I walked into a restroom like that I'd probably go into the manager's office, take a shit on his/her desk and then proceed to smash their face in it.
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I gots bitches on my nuts like clowes.
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Learn to shit in the woods. The world is my toilet.
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A glory square. I wouldn't stick my pecker in it.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah, M9. Sweetness. A lot of folkes dis the 9 but a quality one with a good JHP ammo can get it done.
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Hey eesh, is that a Beretta?
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