Ohhhh, you mean to measure penis' with ducks.
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Zola Vest Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I hope im not pregnant Tell me you didn't pee on your phone..
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For a study of sexual conflict, social behavior and the evolution of waterfowl genitalia? I've seen as many as 4 or 5 drake mallards tag teaming a single hen. Horny damn creatures.
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You're either hung like a horse......or Alias is a midget.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I also have a problem by having a monster penis. > Fortunately I found a woman named Alias (a regular > poster here) that has a huge gaping vagina and > loose asshole. She lets me ride her hard. I'm guessing you had to slip her some GHB before you rammed that monster in her?
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So, your GF is a gnat?
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I expected to see a bunch of filthy hippies in drum circles smoking weed and spreading STD's and free love. God damned hippies.
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This is hilarious. Except for the part about someone busting on someone's deceased mother. And yelling at and smacking around a rabbit. Sombody needs to turn some snakes loose in that bitch's house!
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Probably fed up with all the Lizzie shit. Hope he's doing okay.
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I love crazy black people. Especially this guy who looks like the dad on "Good Times".
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks for being with me today lizzie. I hope to > do it again real soon. Sorry android went apeshit.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks for being with me today lizzie. I hope to > do it again real soon. BTW eesh, awesome "The Gloves of Lizzie" adventure.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks for being with me today lizzie. I hope to > do it again real soon. BTW eesh, awesome "The Gloves of Lizzie" adventure.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks for being with me today lizzie. I hope to > do it again real soon. BTW eesh, awesome "The Gloves of Lizzie" adventure.
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Nice smile. And I would have given you that extra slice of bologna too if I were that deli guy. What kind of rally was that?
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Phil's attorney Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Phil had a troubled childhood. Phil was forced > into a life of fear and seclusion as gun wielding > NRA members made several attempts on his life. > About the time Phil had reached adulthood he fell > victim to a spring loaded cage trap that was setup > on the outskirts of an Ohio campground. Phil
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Talk about late term abortion.
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PulpFic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I just reupped my NRA membership for 5 years, and > don't even own a gun. +1!
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I could tolerate Howard back in his fm radio days, but now I'd just as soon stab him repeatedly until I watched his last breath and gushes of blood exit his body.
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Is that Santa's Little Helper he's walking?
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Numbers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Phil was actually found guilty today and this is > what they have in store for him. Ahhh, the pink mist. Brings back memories that took years of medication to subdue.
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I was running on South Four Mile Run Drive trail in Arlington last summer. Earlier that morning I had stopped at a deli in Falls Church and eaten a "Belly Buster", which contained like 4 kinds of breakfast meats, egg, cheese, etc. all on a 8" sub roll. About 20 minutes into my run it hit me in an area with no public restrooms except a closed Barkroft park facility and a gas station that I could
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dumb teabagging Wrote: --------------------------- > > > I don't get why people are rushing out and buying > ammo like this. > > No one has mentioned doing anything to ammo AND > Harry Reid even said there wouldnt be an assault > weapons ban. > > Just wait 6 months and guns, ammo, and magazines > will all be in stock and back to normal prices. > > You p
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No black man, black man too bookoo.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't the Catholics flick water on an infant, and > call that a baptism? Yea. They spew their seed into the asses of young boys too. I believe they refer to that as Laptisim.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pick up some 9mm for me. Golden Saber and > Hydra-Shok please. Ammo is tougher to get than when "O" was first elected. It's insanely overpriced when you do find it. Fortunatley my neighbor stocked up thinking the world was going to end back in December. I bought most of his inventory back in January reasonably priced
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We should shove the carcass of the oversized gerbil up Joe Biden's ass. http://www.theonion.com/articles/punxsutawney-phil-beheaded-for-inaccurate-predicti,31712/
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My GF is being a moody bitch right now so I'm probably headed to the gun show in Richmond by myself.
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There is no cure for ignorance. And lolz on the soda cups!
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