Deuces wild, when the truth is mild, I rhyme sickly
Piled up in the back of a compact car, like spicks be
Get mad I rip off my shirt my like Bill Bixby
So many colors in this forum, it's rainbow like TRIX be
Many faces and dynamic, mentally unstable mindframes
You got mixed chicks logging on with mad screen names
A dude that's actually cool, but can't stop showing dicks
A bunch of racist cats who love the word "nigger", take a pick
Post a recipe, or look for a new weapon or toothpick
Need porn gif, or a dog pic, candle wick or Mick Vick?
Come on and get roasted, make friends and get burned
It's Fairfax Underground where no stone is unturned.


-P Soup aka Ahmayzin





(BTW---I did actually keystyle, I just went back and edited typos so you can understand...lol)



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I hope Eyedea participates, he's good at stuff like this.

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It's a herb, it's a lame, Its a god damn shame
Villain willin' when them cold streets call
You can keep your hero and hold the meatball
Worthy title, lock it with pockets on empty
He work harder than a steam engine like John Henry
Turn dirt to dollars like Don Henley
Ugly and still get hollers like Ron Jeremy
At least monetarily terribly
MC's need therapy, its like a ferris spree
Swung around hit him with a kryptonite brick
Children come and prick his dead body with a stick

Wrote this lyric from in the bed with a Latin chick
She had the tightest grip around the head of muah
Bic, now can I get my pen back
Got no enemy, got no friend, fade to black.



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Video entry!

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

Get the wack ass video shit out of here lizzie. Quit going full retard. NEVER go full retard.


Anyway...good shit eyedea.


before I head home...


Bombs dropped, so I hit the bunker with Archie
Hitch turned to Hutch, rode in the hot rod wit Starsky
My National Lampoons vacation made me change my name Sparky
shit 'round here is turrible like Charles Barkley

My truck dumped, like wet shits, I dropped a turd
Saw a photo with eesh, redundant with the bird
Wife's callin, Aye Papi, Yo soy Muy guapo
I'm running for the border nachos and soft tacos


-P Soup aka Ahymazin

Nigger!

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

Sweeeet thread I'll try to write something later...

 

You should reply to my PM before I post the ones you sent the other night, LOL!

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

Droppin'bombs like feces on your mom,
Splashin' her face with that salt-water taste,
Splickity splat that nappy dugout,
Triple wrap it because that's where the wild things hide out,
Keep strokin' even though that shit's rotting,
Dive in head first like my boy Renton in Trainspotting,
Finger lickin' taste like tuna and piss,
Y'all fuckahs ain't got shit on this...

Ahmayzin, do you krump and poplock?

... ring-a-ling-ling-ding-dong-tick-tock
your faggot ass dad tried to suck my cock
dropped his pants around his bawls
fucker done shit up his drawz
spread those cheeks like the red sea
fucker looked like a broke ass goatse
dude walks up lookin' like Jeff Probst
raped your pops with a fence post
thought that was the gayest shit since the Grammy's
then I log on here and see a bunch of trannies
this place is fucked...

Bitch giddyyap run 10 furlongs
Shout with tears for fears in 80 songs
Rang molly when she rings
Griz with the wald
Whats happenin hot stuff im long duck dong

Bendover ben stiller bennie hill
Ben was my friend i mic jack thrill
Off the wall and come across a bit ignent
Scare you with scream and distort skin pigments

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I thought it was krunk? i pop lock from time to time. lol rerun damnit.

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey
Along came your sister who then tried to fist her but only got in halfway
Then came your brother jerkin another guy off in the hallway
It's a shame to see your family tree never splits in a "v"
I got the mad skill like the blue pill that gets your gramps up each day
What a shame that fucker's gay
He can give your grandma a thrill then take a spill and leave her some wood in the will

^ Disgusting as this guy is, he's more entertaining than Lizzie.

This honky ass cracker is dropping the splatter like a gunshot to your head
it doesn't matter if it is the former or latter either way your dumbass is dead
1 2 3 4 your mom is a stinking ass filthy whore
She took my meat in her back door
Then begged for 2 bucks cuz her broke ass is poor
Bitch be hooked on that feel of my stick in
Her, your sister, and your girlfriend equals a hat trick like ovechkin
I'm out, peace...

Eeny meeny miny mo your sister is a stankin ass little ho
She slobbed my knob like the wife of Rob did in that movie Casino

B I N G O.smack a bitch slap a ho
Kick her cunt watch her flee
Break her faster than RGIII's knee
Hickory dickory dock bitch be feedin off my cock
Then she rode until I blew my load
Sure beats the shit out of a sock

I agree...mc fuck face is mad foolish but at least entertaining with his or her foolishness...lol

Perception is funny especially through text
We talk shit about money and talk shit about sex
We find that feel when criticized and get vexed
And probably half yall hoes getting welfare checks
Rat bastards a freestyle thread made it real easy
But here we have yet to see thinkbox mc
Is he a fraud im not a god, but lyrically superior
Making 100 threads please look in the mirror
Yes it gets under my skin like a brown recluse
If you have to show your guns, you're a douche


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Jack and Jill went up the hill to tag team your dad
Jack got sick, slipped on a stick, and impaled your dad's face with his dick
Dirkha Dirkha take off your burkha let me slap you in the face with my nuts
Don't even bother, to look to your father, who likes to fuck boys in their butts

Ha choo, excuse the snot, I'm feeling vaclimpf
Over sexed, O I'm a maniac, like Nymph
Fi Fe Fo slap that ho and stole her blow
Blow me like car horn full retard you're too slow
Now the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum
Ha, what you talkin bout Willis, you dumb
come and get it all fat bitches, I've got a greasy buffet
I Mack, but drugs are still bad, Mkay

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You can do better? Fem en Nem? lol

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Yooo dat was da illest shit I ever heard son!

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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I laughed and pooted a little.. LMAO

Here I sit on the toilet seat
pounding my pud and beating my meat
I long for some warm wet gash
my problem is I lack the cash

Chicks with hairy tits produce skim milk
ashy knuckles need lotion worms spin silk
Skid marks in your drawls, suggest poor hygiene
Big sparks when you walk thighs burn in jeans
a little engine that could discovers morning wood
but it was in the afternoon so check up under the hood
blundering good, thundering stood still in the pantry
This fat kid needs a snack I rock hat like Tom Landry
Stick a feather in your ass and yankie your doodle dandy
Flick boogers in your sammich, smack a bitch named Mandy
Then blow a kiss to motherfucks who can't stand me

Yo... mic check, one two
MCFF Coming at the Fairfax airwaves
hitting you fuckers harder than an unmanned drone airplane
You guys be calling me a fool
just like they called your dad for sitting outside the school
with binoculars up to his oculars
saying 'scuse me officer this ain't fair
I was just checking to see if they have hair down there
so maybe I could play ball after study hall
or grab more ass at a pep rally than Father O'Mally
He put the officer on edge
but he caught his composure and said let me drop some knowledge
He said in 14 hundred and 92 Columbus sailed the ocean blue
he was a knave and your mom was a slave
and he beat her ass like 50 Shades of Grey
when they got to the New World she was twerkin'
on a street corner is where she be workin'
for sixpence you could get a blow job
for a little more she gave Ben Franklin a rimjob
a mutha fuckin rim job
they wrote a song and title it the ballad
of when your mom tossed Ol' Ben's salad
but what is worse
is i wrote this shit on the commode
dropping a big greasy load
having water splash my ass with each verse.
check it

CHeck one two, word word MC FuckFace representin like shady Republicans...aight aight


Burst bubbles like fuckin a chick too hard that has herpes
some dude said he did that just to get a free slurpee
I heard lizzies mom is a midget and her nick name is Gidget
Her pops name is Bridget, that fucking faggot
He tripped over stupid, then woke up Bob Saggot
The family order dirty rice, but opened a box of maggots
I was once a Lost boy, my party was off the Hinges
I recollect days of hurt up, off alcohol binges
Extinguish the lights, this white is too bright
how bout a background with black sounds, resembling the night
giving you fright, flipping planes like Denzel in flight
Paint a clear picture like JJ Evans, kid Dynamite!!!

Yo this place is full of rat snitches
postin' pics of fat ex-bitches
probably can't even get your dick in
fuckin' a roll thinkin' it's the clit you're hittin'
I ain't even tryin' to hear the shit you spittin'
your hairy palms the only thing your dick be splittin'
you get this on my mixtape, Playin' the Hits
you done forgot Fairfax ain't shit...

I gots bitches on my nuts like clowes.

NOVA whores rise up...
NOVA is full of worn out soccer moms
fat chicks and lesbians
douche-fuck dudes with kids strapped to their chest
like bulletproof vests, is it made in jest
or wishful thinking
thinking back to the day when they actually got play
now nerd fucks on the computer all day
the only game they got is they xbox
the only way they get off they rocks
teabagging some preteen with they digital jocks
actin' all wacko like Jacko
when he had Macaulay sleep over
he thought he was going to be home alone
but hold the phone
he got more than he bargained for
like these Prius drivin corporate whores
with they OBX stickers advertising the outer shores
are we evolving or devolving
passing on the problem solving
save it for another day
stalling to sequestration so they can take your pay

RPG, rhyme propelled grenade
Time to yell, scramble for cover in the shade
Bright as the midday sun, then it fade
Darkness come quick, some run and get sprayed
Rot dead, hot lead, it's rainin
Left 'em with they brains kicked in with they trainin
Dragged the remains into the open by the bootstraps
Dog tag attached to explosive human booby traps
Where's air support? Ears ringin, mortars whistlin
Bloodshot vision, afterthought: abort mission
Too little too late as the last man gush
Took no prisoners, mush, rap ambush
Attachments:

More rhymin, pure diamond, tore hymen, poor timin
Raw lini', Paul Simon tourin... I'm in
Borin type an, snorin pipe when. Hyper than four hype men
Excited writin, triflin times ten - long stay
Songs play, gone haywire, wrong way on the interstate - integrate all day
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Rockin, sockin, pop lockin
mockin, knockin, cock dockin
frockin, stockin, loogie hockin
blockin, clockin, bitches flockin

Come listen to a story about a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting at some food
Up from the ground came some bubbling crude
Yo yo yo

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

graymoose cummin with the weak sauce
fuckin his sister like a meek boss
daddy dress him up like a little bitch
wearin grannies hand me downs cuz they aint rich
suckin dick for fitty cent
faggot will never pay the rent
get on up off this site
word to your mother

Are you up wit it or are you down wit it
are you up wit it or are you down wit it
are you up wit it or are you down wit it
Yo, hittin Fairfax like Vietnamese prostitute
only certain things in this life are absolute
this place always sucky sucky long time
come on homely bitches fucky fucky me long time
Republicans always concerned with their guns
shootin up paper yellin "Get some!"
homie walk up with his piece pointin by chance
these cracka mutha fuckahs be pissin up they pants
Democrats wanna give free handouts
and let gays and lezzies wed what's that all about
eatin tofu like that's the fuckin answer
lettin your boy fuck your ass is what gives you cancer
everyone wants to whine and bitch
about this country goin up in shits
but you don't want leave your fuckin couch
let your voice be heard use your words and your mouth
mutha fuckahs be too busy suckin dick
hittin the tonsils then lickin the tip
so Republicans can suck my dick
Democrats can suck my dick
all y'all can suck my dick
fuck this shit you can suck my dick
are you up wit it or are you down wit it
are you up wit it or are you down wit it
are you up wit it or are you aown wit it

Pussy nigga get yo bread up
Cause me an my nigga steen straight up fed up
check yo mom panties i got that shit shred up
young lou comin at ya live wit my boy g zou
we tell ya girl to do she wanna do
an she choose us like we the ones out of a few
better yet a dozen i do this for people who say i wouldnyt become somthin
yeah we reckless tweeitng like a hungover douche "who finna bring me breakfast"
I am the beltway, dmv got it circled like a necklace

#olu

Hickory dickory dock
Dude, what the fock?!

Best be wary
of dis website by Cary
full of posin postahs
dissin yo best friends ghosta
dead mofo get no slack
pic-tich of dat bitch wit a big balls sack!
be-yotch, wait a hot diggity diggit
soccer moms called me a bigot
But, wit da KKK gazin
I splits the book on Ahmayzin
and den da skinheads soon be praisin
now scuse me while I feed
deres a new post on Meade!

If Intelligence that's artificial, is unreal smarts
Then farts from whoopy cushions, are unreal farts
That's a pretty obvious, observations, Ahmayzin
You probably drive about as good as an Asian

Well, Mr Soup, I bet you dabble in your feces
little pieces, YOU headache, I'm reaching for my BCs
Sharin one brain, I beg that you release me
Hang with you? I'd rather take my chances out in DC

Ahmayzin at what? eating mambo with fried chicken?
it's probably DC pigeon, urrl, now im sickened
You just a poop deck papi, capital L, oser
go home and have a drink you fuckin Boozer

The jig is up, jiggaboo, you're a sure in
With a name like P-Soup you must smell like Urine
Get smacked like a ho, my left ball you can lick it
Your hair is so nappy, Wilson couldn't pick it

Bend your sister over the sink
two in the pink one in the stink
stick my cock in make her scream
pump that pussy 'til it frothy like ice cream
down her leg it goes drip drip
pumpin that shit with my mushroom tip
bitch sayin papi please more
tonight bitch Imma make you my whore
thrustin it deep in her back door
fuckin that bitch raw on the floor
pullin out and sprayin my seed
coverin her face with a million white beads
word

ahmad is mad cuz he got fucked by a dude named brad

Time to get on the mic
I'm just getting warm
before you know it here comes a storm

from Virgina to the Puget Sound
getting full respect from the Fairfax Underground


My rhymes are tight and you will always be chasing
I'm not the one at Tyson's corner free bassing

You try to step to me and push me on the pavement
you're the one still living in your mom's basement


I see you all the time drving your mom's Dodge Neon
going from home to home always huffing freon


Your rhymes are wack, your rymes are crap,
they woudn't play your cuts on Radio Fairfax

You claim your a baller and a shot caller
the only aciton you will get is at an Asian massage parlour



I see you at the Fair Oaks mall drinking out of a Dixie cup
you can't handle the sauce and then you start throwing up



The ladies fock to me all day and all night
they want to get with Storm and they know I'll treat them right



Your just like the garbage, I can take you out every day
my skills are tight and every day is payday

Threads like this make me wonder if other human beings are just incredibly inferior to me or if I'm too boring to partake in such non sense.

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Chase it with more beer
Tasted like truth or dare
When he get the mic its like the place get like “aaw yeah”
It's like they know what’s ‘bout to happen
Just keep your eye out like “aye aye captain”
Is he still a fly guy clappin’ if nobody aint hearin’
And can they testify from in the spirit
And livin’ the true gods
Givin’ y’all nothing but the lick like two broads
Got more lyrics than the church’s got ooh-lord's
And he hold the mic and get your attention like two swords

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Here it goes i release the lyrical energy inside of me leavin your shirt blood red like man.. do you really do it from the top if your really tryna battle, rappers tryna prepare like Kevin Beacham, but nah i don't wanna go there, when i straight be switchin it dont even make sense. My names Eyedea and i can sock it to you. Shattering rappers nutsack they're just like little public elves tryna climb my jock, thinkin if they could just ride my dope they'd be a doper mc, But it aint happenin, this here is just open like a surgeon it wont matter when i drop some soul it's just curtains.