Francisco de Goya y Lucientes Caravaggio the smile on a young boy's face the feeling of relief after throwing up the smell of gasoline reggae sleeping until 3pm a hot woman dressed as a 'sexy santa' prescription narcotics Franz Kafka the Ron & Fez show on XM radio I'm Alan Partridge Batman
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from Craigslist: looking for mr. right..not mr. right now - 22 (Northern Virginia) Date: 2009-11-25, 6:35PM EST Reply To This Post I have a busy job, but fun! I like to do crazy things like skydive and race cars. I love to go dancing. I enjoy snowboarding and of course, like most females, love to shop. I will try most anything at least once!.I'm seeking a man who, first of all, doesn't mind so
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Here's mine.
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I ate fried food today.
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country Wrote: > How is it different than from the North? I > definitely consider Virginia part of the south, > but Northern Virginia seems to becoming more and > more "Northern." But I always consider myself a > southerner. There is no 'North' or 'South' anymore. Anywhere you go in America these days you see the same shit--McDonalds, Walmart, Applebee's--there's very little dif
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So, when was the last time you cried? What were the circumstances? This question is more for men, since women have smaller brains and cry at everything.
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I cry every time some anonymous blowhard starts another 'Obama is ruining the country' thread.
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I had never heard this before in my life until a couple months ago. Apparently, this is common knowledge in some black communities. Some professor even wrote a book about it--appropriately titled "Why Do White People Smell Like Wet Dogs When They Come Out of the Rain"... http://www.amazon.com/White-People-Smell-Like-Dogs/dp/0967597102 discuss.
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This is the best one-on-one fight scene ever committed to film. If you haven't seen it, check out a Hong Kong action movie called "Time and Tide". It's krazy.
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Must every topic boil down to lame, tired, cliched party politics? Can human beings have a discussion about anything on this board without it devolving into petty 'us vs. them' talking points? Don't you guys ever get sick of it?
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There seems to be a pretty consistent dislike for brown people on this forum.
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I'm with Vince. Fuck the Catholic church. It's been responsible, over the centuries, for the most vile, inhuman, maniacal acts ever perpetrated by any single institution in recorded history. Fuck the Pope. He's a senile, ex-Nazi dick in a stupid hat. Louis CK's take on the Catholic church is right on--it's an organization dedicated solely to the molestation of young boys: http://www.youtube.com
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People are upset because Obama isn't doing the typical boorish, center-of-the-universe, schoolyard bully dressed in nice clothes schtick Americans have been known for...let's face it, as Americans, we do believe the world revolves around us, good intentions or not; it's just what happens when you're at the top. Maybe it's time we all took a look at ourselves and started respecting other cultures
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No-Bama! It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentleman! What a bunch of fat cats those bozos in Washington are! It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! No cutting and running! I hate those tax and spend Repiglicans and Spendocrats! What a bunch of clowns! It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentleman! It's Adam and Eve
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just found this...Joe Pesci raps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4et8Dt6rco ...it's the bitches that'll getchas'
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JB_Ift7V2E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m07-ujI3G0g
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Good heavens...can't we have ONE DAY without a blowhard Republican anti-Obama thread?
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You better stop, collaborate and listen...Ice is back with the brand new edition... if there's a problem, yo, I'll solve it--check out the hook as the dj revolves it... Too legit, too legit to quit... Aww, yeah, VIP in full effect, yo...word to your mother.
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So, I (should) have a tidy sum of money coming my way within the next several months, due to a lawsuit I have pending against the CSI trucking company--long story short, the truck failed to yield right of way, I hit it head-on, driver pled guilty. I've got a small fortune in medical bills and several rods and screws in both legs to show for it. So, anyone here have any insights into this type of
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TheMeeper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now only if we could get a judge to block all the > stupid white reggae bands inspired by Sublime. The truth about reggae today is that it's been passed on to white and/or non-Jamaican musicians the same way jazz has been taken up by white musicians, or the way rock n' roll was adopted by white musicians and audienc
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I don't know if there's really any causal link here, but this theory definitely seems to hold some water in my case. I hate fish, rely on my microwave to prepare meals, and I've been depressed for four years now. I don't know...I think, more likely, if you're the type of person predisposed to depression, then that's how it's gonna be, poor eating habits or not. Then again, I'm sure eating like sh
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un-fairfax aboveground Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > one year is not really enough time to label a > president a failure or a success. Right on. When you consider the state of utter disrepair this nation is in, I think it's foolish to believe things are going to change in any meaningful way over the course of about ten months. To me, this is a symptom of
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What is with all the anti-Obama shit on this message board? I just don't understand the massive ax you all have to grind with him, especially when our last president was a maniac who started the new Vietnam. I'm not saying he's a great president, or even a good one, but I don't think he's earned the ire I see posted to this forum everyday (again, especially when you consider what our last preside
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This is almost like some kind of brilliant free-association poetry, man. I dig it.
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Hey, remember when Mr. Hooper died and Big Bird (who has the mind of a five year-old child) didn't understand why he wasn't coming back? That was some sad shit.
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What gives meth that zesty taste? Is it the battery acid? Or the fertilizer? Red phosphorous, maybe?
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I've been seeing that truck parked in the same place on Old Dominion road as far back as 2007. ...and I don't know anything about Primerica, but it sounds way too much like Kramerica, so I'll side with the guy and his truck. Watch out for the giant rubber ball filled with oil. Helloooooooooo!!!
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I don't miss the Mike show, but I do miss Hailey Wong. "My feva vas rollercoastering...I just felt...dead."
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Anyone who thinks they have any influence whatsoever in the drafting or passing of laws, or policy, or anything to do with politics or public welfare, is just adorable to me...
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This is nothing new. IFC (the Independent Film Channel, though you wouldn't know that's what it stands for by their programming schedule) sold out, in my mind, several years ago. Around about the same time as AMC (which, once upon a time, stood for American Movie Classics). If you love film--not movies--film--like I do, then you share my frustration. Anyway, I got up early the other day to watch
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