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got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: drugs ()
Date: October 30, 2009 08:56AM

as above

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: Anonymous Coward ()
Date: October 30, 2009 09:10AM

Use the Chewbacca defense. You'll walk.

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 30, 2009 09:19AM

You really don't need a lawyer for something that minor.

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: Ron Burgundy ()
Date: October 30, 2009 09:24AM

Yeah, don't waste your money. 6 months probation and 20 hours community service, max...pooooosibly 30 years in jail, depending on the judge.

I say rep yourself!

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: Sloppy ()
Date: October 30, 2009 09:27AM

That sucks for the Westfield Bulldogs!

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: Ron Burgundy ()
Date: October 30, 2009 10:06AM

Ohhhhh....this thread is fake. Damnit.

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: Andre Agassi ()
Date: October 30, 2009 10:53AM

Umm, how can I get in touch with you?

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 30, 2009 08:11PM

If someone uses Meth, then my advice is to rot in hell. If you're a dealer, then rot in hell x 2.

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 30, 2009 09:29PM

meth is great

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 30, 2009 09:54PM

The only thing you're really guilty of, is being a douchebag.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/30/2009 09:54PM by 496.

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: October 31, 2009 12:09AM

The best thing to do is to not even show up to court. It'll be your way of stickin it to the man.

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Date: October 31, 2009 01:38AM

No, I say show up! And make sure you tell that judge how far up his wides wide rectum you are going to shove your throbbing pudding stick when you get out. Chuckle then say Ha Ha loser can't keepe in here forever! He just might take this as a threat and give you less time. At least that's what I would do. Especially if I was a queer. Then I would threaten to have all my little homo buddies after him. Oh yeah I would definately stick it to the man, in his fithy judges arse!

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 31, 2009 01:43PM

Just move to a different state. That shit doesn't carry over.

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Re: got busted with 7 kilos of meth need lawyer advice
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 01, 2009 01:53AM

What gives meth that zesty taste? Is it the battery acid? Or the fertilizer? Red phosphorous, maybe?

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