Bull Connor Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ever notice that these people are either asian or > middle eastern?? > > Most of them are Negroes actually. If by "negroes", you mean anyone who doesn't look exactly like you, then I guess you are right. Fuck those niggers. Except, we've long since advanced from that bullshit. Now they are mexican. The
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Just view source, alias. Stop being a tard.
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thurston Moore Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > If we coddle all the emotionally deranged and > > mentally challenged people who find it hard to > > function in our world, it will become ever more > > complicated for the rational folks to function > in
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WTF thought he was being creative.
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M Jamison Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm new to VA. I'm doing my own final will. Who > can be witnesses and notary in Va, to sign wills? > > Thanks > > MJ You have internet access, and the best place you could find to ask this question was on this site??? You really fail in the ability to locate information appropriate to your query.
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How does one walk past the densely parked cars > without having a panic attack? Fuck them! Who the fuck cares? If we coddle all the emotionally deranged and mentally challenged people who find it hard to function in our world, it will become ever more complicated for the rational folks to function in the world. I sa
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ITRADE > > "Handicapped can include limited mobility." > ________ > > You're right. And, some disabilities aren't > visible. I know this. > > I was wrong to say that only those in wheelchairs > should be accommodated. > > But, where do we stop? > > What about a claustrophobic
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FatinRichmond Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I want to know if other people struggle with > weight. I have lost 60 lbs but it took me 4 years > to do it. Im still at least 40 lbs overweight, > depending on how you look at things. I want to get > down to 200 lbs at least. But I exercise a lot and > I try to cut out sugar. I eat about 2200 calorie
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Question Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why does Alias only post at odd hours? Really > weird. Maybe he's a security guard in an > unoccupied office building? Said the pot, to the kettle.
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WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Imagine him at his day job at the Pay Less shoe > store. > > > > He probably has nine-year-olds kicking him in the > gnads because he can't get the shoes to fit right. > And he most likely scares the shit out of the > toddlers. You've just over-estimated him. People who have jobs at
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Ron Burgundy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You should consider getting one that talks. > They're more fun, trust me.
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Brit_gal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Asked if he knew why the officers videotaped the > incidents, Beasley replied: "I don't have the > slightest idea -- I really don't." Anyone dumb and twisted enough to jerk off a dog is probably also stupid and deranged enough to believe that he should videotape it and share it with others.
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You do realize that is ghey, don't you? I'm not judging, I'm just saying. You should know that some people do judge. They have the $400 t-shirt, and tattoos, and they are the shit in club world.
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Avoid what? > > That your shaking and baking, with your EMHO? You > got one going on right now, Thurston? > > It's early morning. Please don't expose yourself. Being interested in other men's wake up hard ons is not a very flattering image.
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Kenny Powers, you are going to piss off a lot of people. They are invested in this media scare mentality. Who are you to actually use facts and logic? You're an asshole, you conspiracy theorist! You probably like Obama, and you're a liberal! Fuck shit piss! Why aren't you watching Fox News??!?!!?!
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I'm sure you will. Laughing is the best way to avoid.
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Can we corral him? Is it really that easy?
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asian guy.
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Do you know what an "EMHO" is, alias? "early morning hard on". Has your wife ever given you the ultimate pleasure of waking you up with you already inside her? If you know what a "wake and bake" is like, then you can appreciate a "wake and shake." If you don't know what that is like, you need to talk to your wife. Those EMHOs are something God gave us, and both parties will enjoy the outcom
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thurston, > > Define your idea of a sexually happy life, without > using marriage as your weak ass punching bag. Having sex more than once a month? More than once a year? Having sex basically every DAY! A sexually happy life would be a life where both partners want to fuck at least once a day, if not more of
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Too bad the left is stupid. You don't even know the half of it! They are so fucking retarted, it's not even funny! They even believe that Hugo Chavez is going to show the world how the socialists can win the world. Too bad that both ideologies are working from contrived and propogandized mentalities.
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Nothing proves the hypocrisy of right wing radicals more than their willingness to take advantage of government rules when it means they can park a little closer to the grocery store.
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thurston wrote: > > "A happy sex life is a sex life where you don't > have to worry that the kids are asleep, or that > the bills are paid." > _____________________ > > That's sex on the beach. > > But, maybe you want a family. So, you get married. > You have a baby. > > You give up
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thurston Moore, >    the handicap tag thing is > retarded. please tell your father, "the internet > wanted to tell you something," and then slap him > across the face. Already been done. He's one of those old retired guys who thinks that Fox News Channel is part of his government retirement package. There'
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "Sit or lie in their own chair, while the family > eats." LOL > > "The females can be harder to keep in line?" > Them's fighting words. Is you a chick?
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Get a cavalier King charles spaniel. They only grow to be about 18 - 20 pounds, and they are the most friendly animals you will ever meet. They can be trained to never bark at a doorbell, and you can train them to sit at the kitchen table during dinner and they will just sit or lie on their own chair while the family eats. They love everyone, and will never become aggressive towards children
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See, there you go again. You have some fixation with gloryholes. Why is that? You should address this, before it becomes a lifelong obsession. As far as the "tutur", I thought about calling the cops, because I'm sure whoever is putting those signs up is bound to become a member of the sex offender's list, but I'm not sure how the cops would care about someone calling them to report a sign stu
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I wasn't joking about the "1 on 1 tuturing" sign.
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RayJay Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I told UNCLE SAM to insert mine in my rectum. He > happily obliged. Now when I fart..... I set off > car alarms! I burped the other day, and 3 F-16s flew over my car a few minutes later.
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thurston, > > By the time you find your way out of the parking > lot, your father and I will be sitting in a cafe, > having our second cocktail. That is so ghey, lol! What will you two be drinking? appletinis? cosmopolitans? Cranberry and Vodka? Come on, this is too easy!
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