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Birthday Sex
Posted by:
b.d.s.
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Date: October 27, 2009 02:16AM
Have you guys heard the song that's taking America by storm right now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTt4GGqBcc0
It's a song called Birthday Sex by Jeremih. It crosses all cultural and racial boundaries; everybody has a birthday, and likes sex...combine the two, legendary song.
What say you? I don't know if its rock n' roll hall of fame material, but this album is flying off the shelves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTt4GGqBcc0
It's a song called Birthday Sex by Jeremih. It crosses all cultural and racial boundaries; everybody has a birthday, and likes sex...combine the two, legendary song.
What say you? I don't know if its rock n' roll hall of fame material, but this album is flying off the shelves!
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
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Date: October 27, 2009 03:31AM
That loser needs to wait for his birthday to have sex?
That's even worse than a married couple.
That Auto-tune loser needs to date a girl that actually wants to have sex with him.
If you can't have sex until it's your birthday, you need to think about who you are dating or are married to.
A better song would be "wake up sex", every male wakes up with an EMHO, and wake up sex is amazing. "birthday sex" is for lame-o's who can't pull their shit together every other night of the year to make their woman want to have sex.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
That's even worse than a married couple.
That Auto-tune loser needs to date a girl that actually wants to have sex with him.
If you can't have sex until it's your birthday, you need to think about who you are dating or are married to.
A better song would be "wake up sex", every male wakes up with an EMHO, and wake up sex is amazing. "birthday sex" is for lame-o's who can't pull their shit together every other night of the year to make their woman want to have sex.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
4200cc
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Date: October 27, 2009 06:25PM
This song is old and retarded was a top song for about 2 weeks.
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: October 27, 2009 06:31PM
Someday, I hope to have sex with a woman...
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Old Married guy but married
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Date: October 27, 2009 06:53PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Someday, I hope to have sex with a woman...
I know what you mean
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> Someday, I hope to have sex with a woman...
I know what you mean
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: October 27, 2009 07:05PM
Hahaha!
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Someday, I hope to have sex with a woman...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Someday, I hope to have sex with a woman...
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Anonymous User
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Date: October 27, 2009 07:29PM
Hope is for dopes.
Some of us know how to make it happen.
Even when its not our birth day.
Some of us know how to make it happen.
Even when its not our birth day.
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Hillbilly Dan
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Date: October 27, 2009 10:29PM
That song was so bad that I had to play some REAL music just to clear it away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE4OMwSVrBY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE4OMwSVrBY
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: October 28, 2009 12:36AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 03:26AM by Alias.
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Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Regis-turd Voter
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Date: October 29, 2009 12:30PM
stop posting my pics troll
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
F.O.R.
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Date: October 30, 2009 12:46AM
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Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
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Date: October 30, 2009 02:04AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Thurston Moore wrote:
>
> "That loser needs to wait for his birthday to have
> sex?"
>
> "That's even worse than a married couple."
> _____________
>
> Thurston, are you married?
I am really close friends with many people who got married.
I understand how marriage destroys an otherwise happy sex life. It's just the nature of marriage, family, etc.
Some of my friends even claim that all the benefits of marriage outweighs the loss of any meaningful sex life.
I'm sure they even believe it, but that is a subjective call.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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> Thurston Moore wrote:
>
> "That loser needs to wait for his birthday to have
> sex?"
>
> "That's even worse than a married couple."
> _____________
>
> Thurston, are you married?
I am really close friends with many people who got married.
I understand how marriage destroys an otherwise happy sex life. It's just the nature of marriage, family, etc.
Some of my friends even claim that all the benefits of marriage outweighs the loss of any meaningful sex life.
I'm sure they even believe it, but that is a subjective call.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: October 30, 2009 02:41AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 03:58AM by Alias.
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Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
More more more
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Date: October 30, 2009 02:58AM
Alias Wrote:
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> How do you define a meaningful sex life?
>
If you bite the pillow and can't sit down for three days, that is a meaningful sex life.
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> How do you define a meaningful sex life?
>
If you bite the pillow and can't sit down for three days, that is a meaningful sex life.
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: October 30, 2009 03:12AM
Alias Wrote:
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> How do you define a meaningful sex life?
>
> Sex with someone you met 20 minutes ago? Sex when
> you're 22 and drunk?
>
> Multiple partners?
No, multiple partners is not part of a meaningful sex life (at least not for most people.)
Did you meet your wife and marry her immediately? Or did you date her for a year or two before you both knew that it was meant to be?
There is an old saying, and I don't think it had to do with multiple partners, I think it had to do with a single man and a single woman, who eventually got married.
It goes like this: "If you put a penny in a jar every time you have sex before you get married, and you take a penny out of the jar every time you have sex after you are married, you will never empty the jar."
I'm pretty sure the saying isn't talking about the Larry Craigs and Mark Sanfords and John Edwards, because it is meant to compare one couple's sex life before and after marriage, between themselves, not multiple partners before or after.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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> How do you define a meaningful sex life?
>
> Sex with someone you met 20 minutes ago? Sex when
> you're 22 and drunk?
>
> Multiple partners?
No, multiple partners is not part of a meaningful sex life (at least not for most people.)
Did you meet your wife and marry her immediately? Or did you date her for a year or two before you both knew that it was meant to be?
There is an old saying, and I don't think it had to do with multiple partners, I think it had to do with a single man and a single woman, who eventually got married.
It goes like this: "If you put a penny in a jar every time you have sex before you get married, and you take a penny out of the jar every time you have sex after you are married, you will never empty the jar."
I'm pretty sure the saying isn't talking about the Larry Craigs and Mark Sanfords and John Edwards, because it is meant to compare one couple's sex life before and after marriage, between themselves, not multiple partners before or after.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/30/2009 03:12AM by Thurston Moore.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: October 30, 2009 03:54AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 03:57AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 03:57AM by Alias.
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: October 30, 2009 03:58AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Thurston,
>
> Beyond sex on the beach when you're 22. The waves
> crashing, the moon, the sand, the wind... ah.
>
Those are all fantasies of married people.
> Define a happy sex life.
A happy sex life is a sex life where you don't have to worry that the kids are asleep, or that the bills are paid.
A happy sex life is a life where you have sex because you want to, and it's with a person you actually care about, and want to have sex with.
I'm not saying that marriage is mutually exclusive with a happy sex life, but it certainly isn't conducive towards it.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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> Thurston,
>
> Beyond sex on the beach when you're 22. The waves
> crashing, the moon, the sand, the wind... ah.
>
Those are all fantasies of married people.
> Define a happy sex life.
A happy sex life is a sex life where you don't have to worry that the kids are asleep, or that the bills are paid.
A happy sex life is a life where you have sex because you want to, and it's with a person you actually care about, and want to have sex with.
I'm not saying that marriage is mutually exclusive with a happy sex life, but it certainly isn't conducive towards it.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: October 30, 2009 04:33AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 03:56AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 03:56AM by Alias.
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: October 30, 2009 05:16AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Thurston wrote:
>
> "A happy sex life is a sex life where you don't
> have to worry that the kids are asleep, or that
> the bills are paid."
> _____________________
>
> That's sex on the beach.
>
> But, maybe you want a family. So, you get married.
> You have a baby.
>
> You give up swimming naked in the ocean at
> sunrise, but, maybe you've found something better.
Whatever makes it go down smoothly.
If it makes you feel better, choosing to sacrifice a sexually satisfying relationship for one that raises children, then be happy about that choice.
Nobody can ever judge the other in those terms.
I just prefer to keep it simple. Children are not simple.
More power to you, we need some children to grow up and pay off our debt.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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> Thurston wrote:
>
> "A happy sex life is a sex life where you don't
> have to worry that the kids are asleep, or that
> the bills are paid."
> _____________________
>
> That's sex on the beach.
>
> But, maybe you want a family. So, you get married.
> You have a baby.
>
> You give up swimming naked in the ocean at
> sunrise, but, maybe you've found something better.
Whatever makes it go down smoothly.
If it makes you feel better, choosing to sacrifice a sexually satisfying relationship for one that raises children, then be happy about that choice.
Nobody can ever judge the other in those terms.
I just prefer to keep it simple. Children are not simple.
More power to you, we need some children to grow up and pay off our debt.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: October 30, 2009 05:33AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 04:30AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 04:30AM by Alias.
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: October 30, 2009 05:53AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Thurston,
>
> Define your idea of a sexually happy life, without
> using marriage as your weak ass punching bag.
Having sex more than once a month? More than once a year?
Having sex basically every DAY!
A sexually happy life would be a life where both partners want to fuck at least once a day, if not more often.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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> Thurston,
>
> Define your idea of a sexually happy life, without
> using marriage as your weak ass punching bag.
Having sex more than once a month? More than once a year?
Having sex basically every DAY!
A sexually happy life would be a life where both partners want to fuck at least once a day, if not more often.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: October 30, 2009 05:58AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 04:28AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 04:28AM by Alias.
Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: October 30, 2009 06:00AM
Do you know what an "EMHO" is, alias?
"early morning hard on".
Has your wife ever given you the ultimate pleasure of waking you up with you already inside her?
If you know what a "wake and bake" is like, then you can appreciate a "wake and shake."
If you don't know what that is like, you need to talk to your wife. Those EMHOs are something God gave us, and both parties will enjoy the outcome.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
"early morning hard on".
Has your wife ever given you the ultimate pleasure of waking you up with you already inside her?
If you know what a "wake and bake" is like, then you can appreciate a "wake and shake."
If you don't know what that is like, you need to talk to your wife. Those EMHOs are something God gave us, and both parties will enjoy the outcome.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: October 30, 2009 06:20AM
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 04:27AM by Alias.
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Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: October 30, 2009 06:25AM
I'm sure you will.
Laughing is the best way to avoid.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Laughing is the best way to avoid.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: October 30, 2009 06:40AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 04:27AM by Alias.
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Re: Birthday Sex
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: October 30, 2009 06:44AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Avoid what?
>
> That your shaking and baking, with your EMHO? You
> got one going on right now, Thurston?
>
> It's early morning.
Please don't expose yourself. Being interested in other men's wake up hard ons is not a very flattering image.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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> Avoid what?
>
> That your shaking and baking, with your EMHO? You
> got one going on right now, Thurston?
>
> It's early morning.
Please don't expose yourself. Being interested in other men's wake up hard ons is not a very flattering image.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.