...a bunch of 50 yo Korean ladies giving handjobs does not equal an abducted 19 yo, chained to a basement radiator. This is another huge grab for federal enforcement money, all 'for the children' of course.
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So can a box cutter. So what?
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Teachers work their asses off and ought to be paid like valued professionals and given the tools, time and support needed to succeed. Administrative overhead is where the real money is wasted. But in this county, the schools do a pretty good job. If your kid us effed up, with these resources, look in the damn mirror. As for the half day off- hire enough teachers so that no work gets taken hom
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Flush goes my tax money.
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20 mins springfield to pentagon. 75mph HOV. If I had to do it any other way I would kill myself.
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Bicycles are for children and the Dutch.
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If the goal is to get rid of the deer, snare trap them and shoot them up close. If the goal is to hunt, dude is an idiot.
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If you aren't a vegetarian, shut the fuck up. Eating one tasty animal is as good as any other. And, no one goes through the hassle of "skinning anything alive," because it's too fucking messy. Stop believing that PETA bullshit, you liberal yuppie twit.
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Moondoggy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hervek Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > Ha ha...."under toad"....and here I thought it > was > > undertow all these years. What you describe > > happened to me when I was a kid. Was body > surfing > > in Hawaii, next thing I new I was
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Wtf is wrong with you people. That white pastel chalk that you mark the roads with is crap. Get some decent reflective paint and paint the damn roads. You can't see shat around here when it's dark and raining.
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7LtLj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > WingNut Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > One time I was riding with this chick and we > were > > rushing to get to the airport. She rear ended a > > Mitsubishi and cracked the bumper. The driver > was > > a Nospeak who could have turned it into a nic
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Bigdog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For those of us around during the contra hearings > he was also the guy who pointed out the concern > for osama bin laden long before 911 and nothing > was done. The red white a blue card idea is a good > plan. you may not like the man but like the idea > for the vets. I don't have a strong opinion on him,
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Excited Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Excited for you. > > You were an idiot for getting married in the first > place. > > Only suckers and insecure people get married. > > Enjoy life now. Instead of peanut butter and > jelly every night you can now have the > smoogaborder of men. > > You can now date and get some exc
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You know that eating dog is ok in parts of the world, right? Not too different from where steak and ham comes from....
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That why I support Boobsterthon instead. All dads get a free bus ride to West Virginia and half of the lap dance proceeds are sent back to FFC.
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Korean Restaurant Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No problem lady, we'll board your dog! http://onlovinganimals.blogspot.com/2008/01/dog-eaters-indicted-in-hawaii.html
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Atheist Passing By Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Give Us A Break Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > "Richard Dieter, executive director of > non-profit > > Death Penalty Information Center, a > clearinghouse > > for information and an opponent of executions, > > said Lockett's manner of
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So, I saw this guy's show at a children's party and he really connects with the kiddos. I think people don't like him because he doesn't put on a false face of sweetness when engaging with the adults. He seemed successful and confident enough in his schtick not to need or seek the adoration of us grownups. He was polite, but not artificially friendly. People around here are highly accustomed
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Please don't breed.
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I never understood how a goose chases a grownup more than once.
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Include the parking fee in the tuition cost and be done with it.
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Grumbler Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @rj - I'd strongly advise you to read this about > starting your own M/C: > http://www.rcvsmc.net/id16.html > > In addition, if you don't have the contact info > for the dominant motorcycle club/s in or near your > location, send an Email to the Virginia > Confederation of Clubs. Google that website
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Idiots. You moved away from your own shithole countries, and now you are trying to fuck up ours. Remember why you left Pakswazico!
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And the record remains: a single straight dude has still never hooked up from craigslist "casual encounters".
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two words 4 u Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > masturbator Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > There's like 1 store in the whole mall. How the > > fuck did they manage to stay open for the last > 10 > > years > > > The Landmark Mall is open because of (drumroll > please) Chik-Fila +1
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A child is a blessing. If not for your family, for someone else's.
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Hmmm. Lots of guys who are affiliated with SF units like to show off some of their bling. I wouldn't do it. But I don't find it offensive, if they are honest. And, of course, you dont wear a rating badge or medal that you didn't earn. It sounds like your boss is a bit of a groupie, but is probably entitled. For example, do a little research on the training pipeline that Navy lawyers who dep
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Another weird hobby/lifestyle/schtick that I will never understand. Let's hang out together and be tough until someone tougher comes and kicks the shit out of us. Then, we can all go to jail together. Free country, anyway.
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Op = stalker
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Behold, the power of the comma: "fuck my asshole, boss and the snowstorm."
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